Top Ten Dinosauruses - Number 7 - Snorkasaurus
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- Опубліковано 12 кві 2024
- When "the talk" was finally invented, it was known as "the archaeopteryges and the crabronids", because birds and bees hadn't evolved yet
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr meme about the top ten dinosaurs / dinosauruses. This one is number seven, the snorkasaurus. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you. - Комедії
When "the talk" was finally invented, it was known as "the archaeopteryges and the crabronids", because birds and bees hadn't evolved yet
Interesting
Nice
Noice
Noise
Not since the accident
it's honestly fascinating how many different ways they've found to typo the word dinosaur
*dinocaur
Dinosauer
*Dinosaurus
Dinosor
*deinosour
Love how he calls out Liberia and Myanmar, the only other two countries apart from the US that use the Imperial system
It's not that they use the imperial system. At least I'm pretty sure Myanmar doesn't.
It's that they DON*T use the metric system.
@@Tjalve70 Yeah and it shows you the hubris of the Americans. Literally the whole world uses the metric system.
Yeah, everything is so messed up, and that's why it's so funny. Probably my favourite videos on this channel)
@@Tjalve70 I think you're talking about Sumericans. They use whatever-is-convenient-in-a-specific-situation-or-a-city-state. I mean, c'mon! It's not the Bronze Age anymore, they need to iron this stuff out!
Especially since those are the only countries that DON'T use the metric system
I like how 1 ft is longer than a meter
.... *what?*
Three feet to four metereses.
Apparently 7ft is equivalent to 12 meters.
Duh, because Dinosarure feet are bigger than human feet
@@Banana_Fusion stole my line from me goddammit. Well played.
It's called the snorkasaurus because it also invented the snorkel.
It’s also invented the ability to snort cr-
@@Envy-Animationsayons
It was inspired by its own long neck, as he pitied his caveman sons for not having a long neck while swimming like he did, so he made them one
I didn't know someone could be so talented at saying or spreading information about something that is completely wrong
i take it you don't watch the news, ever, then?
@@KingRabid no I actually don't
There's actually a word for that: Flengreanism. It's named after Charles Flengrea, the inventor of the Glerbloriser. He tended to go around his home town of Glonton, Westashire while screaming about marvelous new features he supposedly added to his Glerbloriser, which in reallity was but a simple coffee machine with a very funky UI. Examples of this include that he, in his own words, "added a super fucking funny noise for when you press on that coffee button that's so funny even gorillas shall laugh". You may be able to imagine how people reacted when he finally released the thing in 1830.
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit you fucking genius that may be the best youtube comment in the history of this site
@@IdkpleasejustletmechangeitGoing in my screenshot folder for when I wish to compile all the knowledge I forgot.
Technically speaking, the largest dinosaur WAS over 7 feet tall.
That's precisely 12 metres here in Liberio-Myanmar. Stop being so metrickist.
Just an absolutely flawless unit conversion there.
it's a dinocaur's foot
@@squishy-tomato lol
As someone from the tropical country of Liberia or Malamar I can confirm that creatures with 7 feet are also 12 meters long here
Liberians must have really big feet.
What would happen if those creatures lost a foot? How long would they be then?
@@averywhitaker3513 same length why would their height decrease?
@@diamondmemer9754 How tall would you be if you lost a foot?
@@thatdude9091 same height I don't see how that's related
For some reason the Liberia/Myanmar joke got me the most
Happy to see you are branching out into Paleo content.
Truly a "YABADABADOOOOOO!!!!" moment.
To those of who wondering, one foot of Dinosaurusologists would translate to just over 1.7 metres. That is a *very* long foot!
Also as a citizen of Myanmar myself, I indeed support the metric system as superior system of measurement, can't wait when the unpolished Imperial will get replaced with it.
dinosauruses were also unable to walk, because walking hadn't been invented till the walking age (which took place shortly after the muscle age)
Did you know that running was invented by Sir Thomas Running in 1735 when he tried to walk twice at the same time?
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Ah! But you forget about the fact that running wasn't invented by Sir Thomas Running, and was first discovered by a caveman named by Crog Runga, after the Anomalocaris he was hunting went a little to fast for walking? The reason why we forgot was because he died before telling the rest of his tribe, but managed to draw how he did it in a secret cave he found, which is now directly under LAX.
I'm so happy this series is still going
Poor snorkasaurus
Didn't have the work to have the money to buy "the talk" dlc on their communication
they were also very fond of powdered donuts
I like the shift your channel has taken from sillyness to serious and educational videos. I feel i have gained a great understanding of prehistoric eraes just form your last couple of informative video essays. Keep up the good work👍
Jeany *PLEASE* make a top 10 dinosauruses playlist, i am *BEGGING* you.
I mean he's kind of working on it I suppose xD
this is NUMBER 6 I AM FURIOUS JEANEY🤬🤬🤬🤬
There were two 9's, for some reason!
@@andrewschroeder9502because everything here is so messed up, two 9's just perfectly fits in
Jeany finally covered my favorite Dinoceros 😊
God these videos are so good. Your voice is Incredibly iconic
nice dynosaurusus
OH MY GOD I finally found a post before jeaney did!!!
This was before the domestication of dinosoreissses, you must understand
This feels like watching Cunk on Earth all over again
I don’t think I could write this if I tried!!
A thrilling saga.
you know what i find fascinafing about this channel. Jeaney just kinda... showed up one day. we dont know anything about this guy or nothing. he just made videos with funny narration, and we all amassed 😂
Here!
As much as I appreciate this rendition, I also think this would be perfect for Zefrank's "Creepy Dave" voice
Dinosaurii sounds like a word for single celled dinosaur.
The Snorkasaurus. A truly melodious creature.
Has anyone noticed that he always posts every three days?
Why am I still putting myself through this?
they did *this*
Fun fact: Liberia and Myanmar are the only 2 countries that don’t use the metric system outside of the US
Hey uh your name is a rain World reference, thought you might want to know
This is very educational in my book
I love that plural “dinosaurii”
This is one of the most beautiful pieces of writing I can imagine.
Oh boy, I sure hope Dinosaurus makes it into the list!
I really enjoyed watching this video from my home in Liberia or Myanmar.
can confirm this was how it happened, i was that nitrogen atom in the picture
#1 had better be really good.
woooo!
I'm 6ft tall which would make me 10.4 metres tall
The funniest thing about these is that there was a creature called Dinosaurus, and it wasn’t even a dinosaur.
Well, it's *technically* true that 12 metres is *over* seven feet... by about 32 and a half feet.
We gotta make a playlist once we get to number 1
I need to know number 1
The photographer who took the last known picture should get an award.
Yyayyy more dinocauresess
wait... does that mean the snorkasauruses are our distant ancestors?
When there was a double #9 dinosaurus I was hoping it meant this series would last a while, but it unfortunately seems like that might not be the case after all :(
We're only going to get dinasour videos for the next week(s) or so isn't it?
The one with 500 teeths :
Those measurements though LOL
Yay
technically 12 meters is over 7 feet tall, so that part isn't wrong. ~36 > 7
Changed the thumbnail
Omg, they didn't put a sauropod on the top spot? Or even in the top 3?! The *gull*.
(Edit to put more emphasis and so on)
We're counting DOWN. And we have only come to #7 yet.
@Tjalve70 The Snorkasaurus is clearly a sauropod. Therefore, I assume there won't be any other sauropod in the list, given that the Snorkasaurus has the best features of all sauropod and it would be redundant to put another sauropod in the same list.
@@joaovitorreisdasilva9573 It actually is the only sauropod on the list, but mostly because it only gets more ridiculous from here.
@@michaelleue7594 amen 😂
LET THE SILLINESS COMMENCE! 😂
See, you think this person may have done the conversion wrong for meters, but what you have to remember is they said specifically Liberia and Myanmar, which use minnimeters which are approximately 0.583... feet long.
I pretty sure dinosaurs feet longer than humans feet. Meters are universal not dependent on species physical bodies. I am sure he meant to be as a joke
dinomoarus was dino biggus snokring debillitating
sorry guys english isnt my first language
as a person from myanmar, i felt called out
Number 7 should be the philosopherocaurus, after 'the talk' is invented.
🦀
Lmao
ok
no snorkasaurus went extinct because the air couldn’t reach their lungs by the time the breathe
Dinosaurses->Donosauri
Brillyant
PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS THE NUMBER 1
Is it real?
Who needs to talk when you have a long neck
In before "birth of cavemen"
I didn’t
never saw someone say "meters" so agressively
1 view in 29 seconds, bruh
It was right for all the wrong facts.
It's Dinosouras** please!! Stop making me forget the right spelling again and again
poor dinocarases it must be hard to have a peanut for a brain.
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I think you mean "any other country that is not U.S."
RIP Snorkosaurus. You gave birth to cave men instead of baby Snorkosauruses and then went extinct. Your selflessness will not be forgotten.
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I am No. 1
If I was a snorkasaurus I would be smart enough not to give birth to cavemen. Smh
Can confirm. Was there when it happened. In fact, I was the trees in this very image.