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“First you eat, then I tell”
Famous last words
human brains
Like nope. You eat it first bruh... THEN I eat it. And that's a big MAYBE after that. This is harrowing enuff...
Lol 😂
Unless, I give you ze antidote...
i once said that to someones daughter
That german guy has a great sense of humor lol
Well, you need a special sense of humor to make sausages.
@@santiagoelsantos645 You need a special sense of humor to be a German
@@ariespisiti4220 Its hard for use germans to have fun. Cause everytime we are having fun America needs to come over and help france out...
that's because he's a jew
@@ariespisiti4220 😂😂😂 exactly. I was born Here.
Conan:Can I be the boss of this shop one day?
Owner: *Laughs in German*
Which means he didn't laughed at all, which is exactly what he did xD
Ian Choi - Jokes about German sausage are the _wurst_ !
Träum weiter
@@BrokeBanda1 Ja !!
Ja ja ja ja
I guess we know what Conan is doing now that his show is over.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
his show is over?
@@Luckyluckyverylucky yeah his late night show ended. He has a show on hbo max now I think
@@bernardschmitt6389 ah ok thanks. Why did it end?
@@bernardschmitt6389 ok isnt it a big loss for him? sry my english is not perfect
1:42 Honestly the most german thing ever is the guy saying “soooo” after opening the door. Classic 😂😂
I died 🤣🤣
HAHAHAHHA ich krieg mich nicht mehr ein weil der Typ die ganze Zeit auf Deutsch redet 😂😂
rischtich
haha exactly man, best part :D Actually more like: Zzzsso!
What does it mean?
For our English-speaking friends: the butcher's qualification level actually is called Master (Meister in German). This is due to the old master-and-apprentice thing being still in effect in Germany. The levels are Lehrling (apprentice/trainee) -> Geselle (journeyman/assistant) -> Meister (master). For traditional businesses like this, you need to have a master in the company for being able to accept apprentices. So this guy is not only figuratively a sausage master, but in every possible sense of the word.
so germans basically level up like elder scrolls?
@@fgdsfgsdfgdsfgdfgsdfgsdfgs8679 yes
Every factory or fabrique has a mister. If they produce 24 hrs a day, they need 3 misters.
it's called a joke
what a jordan
This German guy is great, I like him...he’s pleasant lol
Godjrah like a jew
He wasn't to Hans.
ElizabethSwan120 he extremely patient
No, you're pleasant!
Those aren't made from pork those are human sausages ;)
If you asked me to imagine a German sausage maker, I would’ve pictured this exact man in my head
„You make sausage?“
„Richtisch, genau.“
*Richtig
klang mehr nach "rüschtisch"
@@nvlarcht No, Rischtisch might actually be fine. We don't just have one way to say words, it's dialect.
@@nvlarcht rIHctiG$
Typisch deutsch 😂😂
"SO, KÖNNWA?!"
Das deutscheste deutsch das ich je gehört hab
@@GermanGamesandOutros Ja ne dit is ja berlina schnauze, wa?
@@GNWP67 liegt ja nicht zufällig in Deutschland
@@mulmusfistus4128 Also soweit ick wees is Preussen immanoch sein eijenet land, keule!
@@GNWP67 Preußen WAR ein seit dem Spätmittelalter bestehendes Land an der Ostsee, zwischen Pommern, Polen und Litauen. Seit 1815 ein Gliedstaat des Deutschen Bundes, wurde Preußen 1866 zunächst zur Vormacht des Nordeutschen Bundes und 1871 zu der des Deutschen Reichs. Im Jahr 1918 entstand aus ihm der republikanische Freistaat Preußen, der infolge des Preußenschlags von 1932 und der Gleichschaltung der Länder in der Zeit des National Sozialismus seine Autonomie verlor. Im Jahr 1947 erklärte der Allierte Kontrollrat Preußen auch formell für aufgelöst. Die Hauptstadt des Herzogtums und späteren Königreichs Preußen war Königsberg, die des Gesamtstaates dagegen Berlin. If you want to learn more about the state of "PREUSSEN" google wikipedia/preussen
I love how he says "mmmm" after every taste of food like trying to convince a child that the food is tasting good 🤣 he knew what Conan was doing behind his back 🤣
The boss was hilarious, great sense of humor, very likable.
“It’s raw.”
“Yah.” 😂😂👌
Jaaaaa*
i think muricans call it medium rare
that guy cracks me up, everytime he says something in German
ja, ich auch
Kush Pandya shaaize!!!
Kush Pandya auschwitz!!! How is my german?
Jack Mae you think thats funny hahah so funny. how old are you i think you dont even know what happened in Auschwitz
Who knows what Poles did in their Death Camps...
I feel a little bad for the sausage guy. such a genuine nice fella and Conan didn't try his food.
me too :(
mailinjj he did... when it was cooked!! Not everyone thinks eating raw meat is the best idea.
He was even nice enough to offer Conan a job, should the "TV thing" not work for him :D
I thought he was offered to go inside the sausage machine and grind himself if the TV thing not working for him
raw meat is dangerous to eat though so denying the food was a logical thing to do.
I love how the master butcher just kept yelling “ZOH” lmao
yeah, he says "so" which is basically a filler-word haha
@@Guardianfan Not sure what "so" means, probably something like "look", "see", "here", but also in questionable form "like this ?", but what I DO know though that "also" means "so" in German :D
@@VArsovski10 Its the same when someone says "like" as a filler :)
@@Guardianfan It's actually more like "well", but there is no exact word for "so" in English
It's like "soooo what are we gonna do today" in a way. It just adopted some other meanings as well I guess
1:40 The way the guy opened the door just cracked me up
So, könn'wa?
𝚉𝙾̈𝙷~
Zo
Gates to hell
1:57 Conan in full Jordan Schlansky mode
All he was missing was the use of the word 'therefore'.
SyzygyNoon and various
Mustafa Genc I have various responsibilities
The man of pointless conversations or the legend that makes one statement into a full on russion novel
Has been around Jordan Schlansky too much.
"Is he a good boss?"
"No, he's the WURST"
Door. Now.
Hobbit Fan LOL
*appreciative golf clap*
Omg best comment lmao!
Dude, I cracked up!! That was hilarious haha 😂 thx for the laughter! ;D
Alternative title: Two guys go into a discreet place and put sausages in their mouths.
Pandas are cool kinky
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not sausages but wieners
Lmfao
Classic Germany
FYI: This is actually one of the top butcher's shops in Berlin and the guy, who comes from a family of butchers, took over the shop where he learned before and is especially famous for his "Blutwurst" -> blood sausage even outside of germany. He even holds the title of a "knight of the blood sausage"by the „Confrérie des Chevaliers du Goûte Boudin“. Yes, you heard right: in France, you can become a sausage knight!
"Rischtisch" - The master of sausage
Richtig
grammar was not the point
If I say "grammar-nazi!", do I get a Godwin point?
0:25 Doesn't sound like ch and g to me
german pronunciation of "ch" not the same as english
This german guy looks like the dad from resident evil 7!!!
welcome to the butchery, son
Jack baker
And hes a butcher too :O woah .
true :D
this german guy looks like he made a sausage out of killed corpses in ww2.
I really admire how the sausage maker understands Conan’s sense of humor and just goes along with him.. he a cool guy.
3:51 Conan has ended his show, He can actually work here now
i love the hand that just appears and takes the sausage at 4:54
TheFabioOrchedella there are like 3 people behind the camera
RoyalTee i know
More like 5-8. It's a whole crew.
Lol he did it in the beginning when he didnt want to eat “Hans”.
A bit disrespectul
This one video proves why Fallon and Kimmel will never be as good as almighty Conan O'Brien.
I
Jack Mae True
Jack Mae only fallon , jimmy kimmel is great
Was that ever a question?
I like all of em, conan the best, but no need to make it a competition.
I love how he treats Conan like a child and makes the mmm noise when he eats the sausage..
The sausage master is actually the father of a class mate of mine from 5th grade. Weird seeing him here.
Wow haha 😂
But you look older than him
nobody asked
@@gegen_press says the failed abort
Scuffed Hitler
conan you are funny as hell definitely the most genuinely funny late night host
No one tops his remote sketches.
MetrazolElectricity what... why...... that's such a weird thing to say
Craig Fergusen for me, but Conans a close 2nd.
Ist das dein Ernst? Das hältst du für witzig?
Slaughterhouse 5?
as a german i want to point out 2 things:
1. i am very pleased by the "gritty" representation of germany and our culture
2. incidentally, i had sausage yesterday evening and i was just contemplating eating the leftover sausage right now
How did Hans taste tho?
@@waleedmahmood863 hans drank too much beer.
Okay? Germans always seem stiff to the world, gritty is not the word I'd use.
*When Germans have "fun" they tend to cause genocide on a massive scale so please just stay 'gritty' if thats what you want to call it!!* 🤣🤣🤣
@@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un Hey cmon xD
@Michael Mueller that was beautiful
I love that the sausage master is also dressed as though he could be your standard german mad scientist in any action movie
“Foreigner gets scared of normal butcher shop”
Normal? The guy looked like an evil scientist and said zsooo for no reason while opening a door 1:43 There is nothing normal about that crazy shop I tell you
@@babyseal_5 that’s quite judgmental. Also conan survived so the guy didn’t make him in to a sausage
@@g9fabianmanansala780 he definetely tried. We all saw it
@@isabellgleiter6192 The comment was sarcarsm.
@@babyseal_5 Alright, I'm sorry then
The Germans are complaining about stereotype, but I thought this guy was so polite and cool. He really understood Conan's sense of humour and went along. Sausage aside, he represented Germans well enough in my opinion. Give this guy a medal made of sausage for Christ sake!
Right. Conan makes more money in a month, than the Metzger in 10 years (probably). But he was not impressed and showed Conan the ropes. Nice.
All except Viviane
shut up, creepy lizard demon... how long are you going to live, anyway. just give your son a chance!!
the sausage guy probably owns a brand making a crap load
Actually, I'm pretty sure the guy didn't understand Conan well. :D
"Laws are just like sausages: as long as people don't know how they're made they'll sleep well" - Otto von Bismarck
Fab Elger we still don’t know how or why most legislation is passed thanks to lobbying. and the cows feed is most definitely worse quality than anything we eat. So his comment makes complete sense and is still very insightful.
@Fab Elger The only ignorant one here is yourself. You really think you know how legislation is made behind the closed doors of government? You haven't got a clue the amount of corruption going on, both legal and illegal, at all levels of European government.
Laws are like constipation, they hardly get passed.
The confident German "SO!" at 1:43 is just brilliant.
0:46 Amazing Arnold Schwarzenegger impression!
Conan should have a show on the travel channel
Shredding Stuff yes!!
He should have a Netflix show!
It'd be better than the played out "late night" format.
sure, but he can do that on his show..he went to korea, israel, italy , cuba, mexico and so on
Shredding Stuff Vive Le France
Remember Hans guys
Some say he's resting in piece now.
And he's been meating God ever since
never forget guys
Oh yeah i member !!!
+THE SAD MIST Sausages out for Hans! (Meh, old meme is old)
0:40 I DIED AT LAUGHING 😂😂
goodness, it was so funny!
1:40 - that reaction of Conan when they guy opens the gate and it looks like a base where he kills and collects bodies is pure gold comedy, love Conan❤
Does all sausage masters look like crazy scientists?
Do all American Talk show hosts look like they escaped from an Irish mental asylum?
And again:
There's no such thing as a "sausage master".
@@angelafriedemann6722
Actually yes they do.
@@angelafriedemann6722 yes there is
@@angelafriedemann6722 sausage Master is a real thing in Germany :D
This is Germany, after all
That sausage guy is a natural!
sbtopjosh Hollywood will call to cast hin in the next Saw movie.
the language barrier is only one sided lol he knows english
The master guy seems like a sweetheart 😂
"People laughing is my sausage"- Conan O'Brien
wait. so the meister's sausage is pigs, but conan's sausage is people's faces? the amis have a strange hümor.
Hans was a good boy. But he is no more. RIP Hans.
he was yummy tho. rip
Now he is very gut sülze
He talked back...he had to die, and be reborn as sneusenhoffer!!!
When Hans died? How?
Fritz Haar Ann approves
that guy smiles like Michael Fassbender
He's half German so that's make sense.
winter ramos OMG hahahah
right
ikr?! All I kept thinking.
Exactly what i was thinking!
I like Marcus’s “ZO!” When he starts to explain something
3:58 well that aged like milk
The dude was a good sport. I think he was kind of upset you threw away the meat he let you have
I guarantee you they tell the people how to react to Conan's shenanigans "Don't laugh at this" ect.
Nah, the opposite. They look for people that Conan could rub the wrong way, essentially. Trust me, having a random person act nonchalant or "natural" or to "not laugh" is extremely difficult. Especially when they are not actors, haven't any stage training, probably shy, and haven't lived with cameras pointed at their faces for large amounts of time. That, usually ends with people trying too hard to be funny or likable because they're on TV and ruins any bit or set up. Just best to find people who are serious, and would play the straight man, Conan is the comedian.
It was a little rude. Ok, I get that Conan didn't know whats inside but Sülze was only meat (beef/pig/chicken depending on kind) in gelatin and the other minced meat is edible raw. It's not the minced meat you find in the supermarket that's laying around the shelves for day. It is cured meat and only sold on the day it is produced and I never ever got food poisoning. However, I lived in the US for 4 years and I would not eat any of their meat raw so Conan's reaction is understandable. In addition, US supermarket meat always had some weird greyish discoloration. :/
They explain in the Q&A that the guy seemed kinda hurt once he caught on.
He took it well considering he has dedicated his life to making perfect delicious sausage and Conan just tossed it out
Conan was so condescending that sausage master would have been completely justified to toss Conan into the meat grinder and turn him into bratwurst.
A tad tough and chewy
I can't even fathom how the way Conan was acting would or could be taken as "condescending", it is ridiculous to think that.
I'm sure all the jokes and stuff in these things are discussed before they're filmed
Some words have just lost their meanings. He's playing something between a clown and a smart-ass; how people get 'condescension' from that, I don't know.
didnt even try the sülze. verdammter kostverächter. (german swearing)
Now that Conan is no longer on TV he should return to Germany and embrace the art of sausage-making.
The guy was such a good sport
That guy made Conan JUMPY.
Yup he was. And for the expertise he has, he wasn't stuck up.
Who? Conan? because the sausauge master was being odd and unfriednly
I feel like being with Conan for something like this, while cool, would also be a lot of work because he plays dumb/child-like to get a rise out of the person, etc. It plays funny for tv but must be exhausting in real life.
supastar Fidel Castro
When he starts counting his fingers XD
MythicTyrant when?
04:24 look
prank romp Ah, didn't even identify it as counting fingers. Nevermind, me silly.
Conan is such a character
What is it?
first you eat
then i tell 😂😂😂
Conan is a masterclass. Lol dude is hilarious.
He's literally done Masterclass before.
Trap Music NOW. The ting goes SKRAAAAA papa kakaka, skibee ip popop and a boom boom cruuuu boom.
He's pretty mean to this poor guy.
Markus Kopotz wtf u talking about ... u r pretty dumb obviously ... he didnt make a single joke about him ... he was just joking around ... it was decent
What is wrong with you? There's no need for insulting me or giving proper punctuation a miss.
Coco acts rude and offensive. He hasn't made one single joke about him? Here's an example: What about the samples Conan gets, throws away and acts like he ate it. If he can't eat it - fair enough, but this is so plump, that he makes that interviewee look stupid and making people looking stupid is impolite aka mean. Almost everything Conan does makes the Sausage lad look like a stupid weirdo.
One may find it funny, but first of all (at least I think) it's offensive.
5:35 that laugh
@ひろ Lauging Ass My Out?
@@valkai5036 😂
It’s off not out
Don't Know The "Don't you even think about it" face
pALPATINE
"Now that I've seen that, I have to go don't I?"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always thought Conan meant to say the opposite: "Now that I've seen that, I'm not allowed to leave, am I?" ... what he said doesn't make much sense, but his great delivery makes it work.
1:42 *ＳＯ*
Man when I'm in a bad mood I just put on conan and he makes it better. Funny gifted man
So he makes you more in a bad mood?😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Same
same
Same
It’s the team that make him special
"Now that i've seen that I have to go don't i" lmao
100th like. You're welcome.
How do not eat everything he gives you, it doesn’t get any fresher than that!!!
It looks really good and it probably is cleaner than some of the stuff we eat here in America lol
" it doesn’t get any fresher than that!!!
"
Technically, it could be alive. He could just hand Conan a live piglet.
He was uncomfortable with eating raw meat.
@@missm2925 in germany you can eat every meat raw :D
It's American sensibilities that all children are taught. Raw meat is dangerous (or could be/can't be guaranteed in most countries). That's all.
When the butcher smiles he looks like Michael Fassbender, escpecially in the end😅
lmao, that is way too funny. I like these trips korea and now this.
check out his visit to Cuba
And dont forget Armenia. All of them are pure gold
Tatu I still watch the Armenian trip. specially finding a husband for his assistant.😂
zaimah Begum-Diamond Yea that's probably the best one😂
His trip to Finland (2006) was very funny as well, though you can't find it on UA-cam I think
translations: (coarse/fine refers to the degree something is copped up/crushed/milled/ground with)
0:34 Grobe Westf(älische) Mettwurst - Kümmel =>coarse westphalian (german region) ground pork sausage - caraway
0:36 Grobe Mettwurst => coarse ground pork sausage
0:38 Zwiebelmettwurst => onion ground pork sausage
0:41 Bauernleberwurst => farmer style liver sausage (not made out of a farmers' liver) Leberwurst has a soft consistency and is eaten spread on bread (personally I add onions and pickled cucumbers)
1:00 Sulze => brawn (soup greens and assorted bits of meats, usually from parts of the animal which aren't otherwise popular (feet, head) in a gelatin)
3:19 Grobe Bratwurst => coarse frying sausage
3:22 Feine Bratwurst => fine frying sausage
3:29 Wurstkessel => sausage cauldron
4:23 The stuff in the machine is called "Mett", which is ground pork. German raw Mett can be eaten without worry because german has strict laws (in this case the Hackfleischverordnung (ground meat regulation) *ESPECIALLY* when it comes to food, tap water being the most strictly regulated here. Mett can only be served legally in Germany within a few couple hours after butchering, to ensure it is super fresh and there's no time/chance for bacteria infestation.
Mett is for the most part eaten spread on buns, with lots of onion. It is indeed very good.
Edit: Thanks for your feedback, Meine Damen und Herren, I included it in my post
Typical German comment xD
Dr. Johnny how he’s just translating
thank you sir for adding this info
@@yoloitme9200 it´s properly and clear written.
Mettwurst Mittwoch
2:05 "That's my sausage: people laughing"
Would've been funny if the German said
"I understand, people laugh at your sausage"
Damn, opportunity missed.
Damn 😂
When Conan gave the piece of raw meat to the camera crew, I lost it.
this guy's smile reminds me of michael fassbender
Good catch.
Nymeria Stark michael fassbender is half german, could be an explanation for it.
Der arme Fleischermeister wirkt doch total nett^^
kjul ist ja nur Spaß
kjul eec leeba diec
ja
Hi
me too
The sausage guy looks as if he could be the Steve Jobs of Sausages. 🤣
I freaking love Conan! Dude is genuinely hilarious! Hands down my fav host!
"Well, have a high opinion of yourself, do you?"
( °_° )
master (meister) is a job degree in germany
you can be a butcher but you can qualify to be a meister then you can also train beginners
LOOL
I haven't laughed out loud in a while... omfg... Conan is fn hilarious beyond anyone I know.
poor Hans
Move
Key and Peele are waay funnier !
Yeah I have always loved these remotes but i've realized he might be my favorite comedian which feels crazy to say but idk if anybody else is pretty much constantly hilarious
BTCKYLE Hello Kyle 👍🏼
2:32 they should cast conan as dr doofenzmirtz XD
1:37 Conan just walked past this guy with a whole camera crew and this guy will never know.
as a german i feel so well represented. sausage, sausage, sausage, we only eat and drink sausages :O
and conquer Poland
What kind of German is named Haneul Kim? Less sausage and more kimchi
I feel horrible for laughing but I did omfg
A Korean name with a picture of a white guy kissing a black dude, yup definitely German.
@@INecr0 Lose friends and family? I was -50 when WW2 happenend, and all my family survived. And you have more muslims in Germany than I do. So what are you talking about?
Why does this guy look like an older Michael Fassbender?!?!?!
They have the same smile!
They're both German
Fassbender Father is from Germany so maby his father and this guy are Brothers.
You stole the comment I was about to write. Damn you, and have a good day.
Imon_Snow hahah.....
how does conan speaking german sounds much more violent than the sausage master who spent his whole life in germany
I dated a German girl in San Antonio TX about 20 years ago and I kid you not, when she spoke German it was the sexiest thing I’d ever heard and I still think about it. I was born in Heidelberg, and I still don’t believe it.
@@Tonyhouse1168 You Americans should visit more countries outside of your continent and watch less Hollywood films, the German language is much more detailed, you can see from the German technical terms or the philosopherm like Nietzsche, the English, on the other hand, is easier to learn.
05:35 no words, but I laughed in tears
It's honestly so funny to watch Conan trying to pronounce the german words. Especially when you're german.
ikr
this guy's laugh is hilarious
I love Conan. He's so wholesome yet hilarious
The way conan counted his fingers after running the hand in that machine lmao
If I'm never heard from again, find me. Avenge me. 😂
I would eat him.
😅
They way he reacts to something that's off camera at 3:16 was hilarious.
YouOnlyLiveTwice the thump noice they add in makes it all the better lol
I lost count of how many times I replayed that part.
off camera?
Some one actually said : go away . 😂
2:59 the only possible reaction
One of the best tours , the sausage master is very humorous. Hes a great guy.
"Are you a fun boss?"
He's German they wörk wörk wörk all day
"See that little girl over there? That's a sausage lollipop she's eating."
Conan, I'm going to have to ask you to have a seat right over there.
Yes officer this one right here
Chris Hansen
SmokeBoyTone Hansen vs Conan lmao
I dont get it.
@Rizky Satya that's "PORICE SAN"
Marcus the Butcher is a great man with a great humor. Love it
2:33 ❤️ Thanks Conan for making us laugh and smile even when we had a bad day.
look at the dude with the blue cap at 4:10 when Conman says what would've happened if they had said no?
that was good . Im rewatching it
4:20 i swear i never in my whole life laught like this i couldn"t breath thank you CONAN thank you for being in our life im writing the comment and tears of laughting in my eyes thank you
After podcast of Jordan talking about how fussy Conan is with his food this video finally makes sense 😂
Anyone else on a Conan binge spring?
Tonyshazam yeah
yep
great therapy
Yes!!!
it's like therapy
"Rischtisch" - Ich liebe den Kerl
0:40 the way he says that is just hilarious
The sausage butcher was having so much fun with Conan!
The master's laugh at the end :D