Espresso on the go is EASY! (plus bonus Moka Pot + Q&A!) - an absurd James Hoffmann Edit
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- In this video, James compares some options of espresso on-the-go, then briefly touches on basic Moka Pot mechanics, before ending on a Q&A session. Hooray!
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I saw this video in the feed and literally went "oh hell yes". Out loud. The craving is real
And the content delivers. So fucking punchy!
It shows. Fantastic sentence mixing.
You have outdone yourself and reached peak comedy, I died laughing and I'm typing this comment from the afterlife.
Don't worry, that's ok for a stupidly long Hames Joffmann video.
You could do a podcast type of edit (i e no video) and add random people to it.
The bitterness boiler filled with Al Pacino's tears caught me completely off guard when I was eating my lunch. Amazing work.
I hope your lunch wasn't ruined!
Was already enjoying this, but the bit about Lance nicely distributing coffee everywhere when laughing got me 😆
apparently it shoots out of his nose at quite a speed!
Without question, this is your most ambitious work yet and the quality shows! Excellent job!
Thank you! Very kind words
One of my favourite lines from James was "I've got a bus!" - so much glee in that statement.
Great edit! Very funny
It would be great is Daddy Hoff actually purchased, and owned the bus.
I love how James skips to the next topic and never mentions it again
Unlike the exquisite taste of under-extracted coffee, James doesn't like to linger.
It's like this video is also an ultimate guide to how ADD feels like
I can't believe this was all done in one take! A true master of ammonia coffee.
The allure of the detergent martini is real!
You had me at "Tamp with their own naked bottom" 😂
People in the coffee world get creative!
Hoffmann never stops having new and odd coffee ideas. What a monolith this one. Worth every second. It has this very wholesome theme carrying the whole plot through. Soon these will take as long to make as Hoffmann's own videos. Synced releases.
This was a spicy edit. Wonderfully under-extracted!
Very kind of you to say! I hope you have an astringent day.
0:27 hurray!
Fun fact: Detergent Martini is Al Pacino's favourite coffee blend
...and he has been drinking coffee since he was 5, so he must know his stuff!
These edits are so unhinged. They're hilarious. Your skills are exemplary
Well thank you!
Lance's cameo was so on character
I like all of your videos. Most of the time they just make me smile but this one had me burst out laughing multiple times. Good job mate!
Cheers! I appreciate it
Throwing the NDT and filter paper to the trash got me 🤣
I know it's a lot more work for these longer videos, but wow so good every time 😂
Thanks... much appreciated!
The huge Moka pot sent me! Amazing stuff.
I'd be amazed if someone, somewhere hasn't made one that big for real
When will anyone spare a thought for Al Pacino? The man pays in tears for our indulgence in disgusting coffee
he gets paid well for them i'm sure
Masterpiece! Well worth the effort, I laughed, I cried I was evenly distributed all over... here.
Thank you!
Man, one of your funniest edits so far. It was worth the wait
Glad you enjoyed it
So many quotable gems in this 😂
I lost it on "the tears of Al Pacino"😂
They are certainly a bit salty
Beautiful, charming, tea-like ~nectar!
A truly delicious cup!
Nearly choked on my absolutely dirty and disgusting sandwich when the "classic pot" was shown. Absolutely legendary!
your sandwich sounds delicious!
Love the Lance cameo!
5:45 he took a quick bripe between his own shots here I see
:)
So good!
Thanks! I appreciate it
It's very early morning for me and I randomly woke up for no reason at all. Checked my phone and this had just been posted. Looks like I did wake up for a reason.
Probably one of you best of your pieces.
Thanks!
Well worth all the effort put in this video. Fantastic!
Great to hear! Thank you :)
Thank you for making our lives better with this gem
Glad you enjoyed it!
you mad lad, that was amazing ♥️♥️♥️
Cheers!
This is SO good! It made me actually giggle :D please keep them coming!
It just keeps going and I've only got one like button to click
I shall contact youtube and ask them to add more like buttons IMMEDIATELY.
@@hoffmanncometh haha finally! I've been looking for the other like buttons, for weeks now
Hoff jamesman returns again
A hearty amount of absurdity and laughs in this one. Good job!
It's hard to pick up the best lines, one'd have to paste half of the transcript.
Hooray!
Brilliant,the best yet from the maestro of ammoniacal coffee
Praise indeed!
This one just kept going. true art
I appreciate it! Thanks
Absolutely hilarious - a true worthy successor to Hames Joffmann
Thank you! Very kind of you to say so
Six minutes of Hames!!!????
Thank you for brightening my day, good sir!
God bless you man these will never not be hilarious.
Also, it has been a very painful day, but Hames made it so much better
There have been some good ones, but this is the best to date
Thanks! I'm glad you think so :)
This is absolutely high-quality shitposting.
I appreciate that!
As a Picopresso owner, I relate to this video deeply
Absolutely superb, you funky lil coffee guy
Thank you kindly
Your best work yet! Hooray 🎉
Thanks! I appreciate it
Very excited for the turtleneck project
I can't wait!
Completely agreed on his criticism of Hames.
Love me a bit of bitterness boiler................... tears of joy daily :)
This channel makes me laugh every time
Then my work here is done! :)
Literally just watched this on Reddit, then promptly watched it again here
a two for one! Hooray!
Detergent martini got me gooooood :DDDDDD
a smooth sophisticated beverage
This is really a spectacular one.
Very kind of you to say!
This just got better and better! Wow man, LEGENDARY! 😂
cheers!
those thoughts on the eg-1 are crazy 🤣
a bit plasticky... lightweight... I guess thats what you get from a budget grinder like the EG-1
This is SO good! I'm crying...
I'm glad Al Pacino was not the only one shedding tears for the sake of good coffee
I'm dying from laughter and I'm only at the part about the moka pot! 😂 -> 💀
I hope you remained alive long enough to finish the video!
Those slurp roars got me lol-ing.
SLUUURP
"Undrinkable!!!" - He's tried my espresso, then.
😂
Hooray for extra unevenness!
absolutely!
Very nice
LOVED the giant Bialetti!
They should make this for real. Someone would be mad enough to buy a 200 cup Moka pot... (I'm looking at you, Lance)
Gotta love those tears of Al Pacino, that no good Hoffnapper! 😂
James still hasn't forgiven him for busting out an aeropress and ruining a peaceful bripe
What a beautiful, charming, tea-like nectar - I mean video
Hooray!
I spit my nespresso out when Lance said "Great. Who cares?""
He speaks truth!
I'm having some of Hoffman's baked coffee beans for breakfast tomorrow.
On a serious note though, I'm looking forward for Joffmans upcoming comethdy show. And all jokes grinded to side, I wonder if Hoffcafe non instant coffee would be served?
Sounds yummy! Hoffcafe is still in pre-production phase, awaiting some final tweaks and some legal hurdles to get past.
amazing! love the synchronous mouth-wobbling at the end!
on question: could you add the videos this is sourced from somewhere in the description or the comments? I'd love to have a rewatch and see what he said with context every now and again^^
Thanks! I normally put a link, if it's mainly one video I used for the majority... but sometimes when I've cut so many different ones in, tbh I get lazy and don't list them all. Although this is something I will definitely look at doing in the future!
I find Al Pacino tears to be a bit to bourgeoisie
I understand that. Things move quickly in the speciality 5th wave coffee world... but there is still a market for them with the plebs
I actually slipped on my socks watching this from laughing too hard 😅
Pesky socks! **shakes fist**
Hoffmann tears make the best coffee.
True, but at a price most can't afford sadly.
@@hoffmanncometh Just serve him a Nespresso with notes of cereal, and the tears will begin to flow.
James need to react to this lmao😂
That is just amazing. Thanks for this, it made me laugh!
Glad you enjoyed it! Thank you
You have if anything over-extracted this video. Dirty, bitter, disgusting; it's the best video of my life
Marvellous to hear!
oh this is my new favourite channel 🤣
Hooray! Glad to hear it :)
My days are painfully expensive and ridiculous 😢
So close
The video got the needle distribution tool somewhat right (aka useless)? I watched some videos backpedalling and now saying tapping the coffee is more effective than the super fancy needles haha
Like most things in the world of modern coffee... some people swear by it, some find it a waste of time. People just like to fiddle with gadgets I think.
Bripe placement at the end 😂
Always makes me chuckle when I use that particular bit of footage in an edit... the flipping bripe is amusing.
Are there any good substitutes if you can't get your hands on the tears of Al Pacino?
I think 3rd Wave water might be releasing a clone of it
One of these days they will get hoffman himself to say stuff and maybe, just maybe, we will be none the wiser.
What can I say that hasn't already been said...? except... "Hurray" actually that's been said too... Oh well I hope you get the drift!
I certainly do. Thank you!
The salt in Al Pacino's tears will help reduce the perception of bitterness.
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One detergent martini, shaken, not stirred.
5:45 - the bripe straw moved back and forth
Pesky bripe!
1:50: "you put the tears of alpachino here" 🤔
the salt in the tears really helps the taste!
I laughed way too hard at the 100 cup moka pot
200! :)
Does anyone have a water recipe for Al Pacino's tears please?
3rd Wave water will probably start selling a copycat version at some point
The tears of AL Pacino 😂😂😂😂
EG1 catching strays here
I'm just jealous. **clutches Timemore C3**
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@@zephyrbrightmoon6962 So kind of you! Very much appreciated. Thank you so much :)
@@hoffmanncometh You’re worth it! Have a great day!
Hames making a cameo me thinks
Very entertaining indeed, but does it make a delicious cup of coffee? I hope you brew something tasty. All kidding aside, the Bripe is an all time classic.
I loved Hames, but I love this cringey channel too.
:) Thank you for your kind words.
I have to say, I laughed waaaay too much at the big moka pot.
It certainly is a statement piece!
The captions are auto-generated but I just want to point out that "mcka poot" is *hilarious* and maybe worth adopting for hand-written captions
edit: omg the bripe changed orientation again!
That pesky bripe! Can never make it's mind up.
Tamping with your own naked bottom is the best way to ensure flavorful extraction.
It certainly adds a bit of grit and texture to the puck
Nespresso ☕️
I bet someday someone is going to make that giant moka pot real. XD
I hope so!
That’s why my espresso never tastes right. I’m using the tears of my children, not Al Pacino!!!
Rookie mistake. We all learn a bit more every day.
I'm confuse
good - that means you're in the right place!