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Hoffmann Cometh (a fan channel of wavering sanity)
United Kingdom
Приєднався 10 лис 2023
Not Hames Joffmann.
Hi, I'm Gareth, and this is just my own (hopefully) humorous tribute to the wonderful James Hoffmann.
This is a fan channel with heavy amounts of silly editing, not meant to represent the actual opinions of James. Obviously.
Hi, I'm Gareth, and this is just my own (hopefully) humorous tribute to the wonderful James Hoffmann.
This is a fan channel with heavy amounts of silly editing, not meant to represent the actual opinions of James. Obviously.
What makes a GREAT cup of coffee? (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
James Hoffmann reveals the ultimate taste of great coffee...
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Відео
Tasting DISGUSTING Coffee Candy (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Переглядів 7 тис.12 годин тому
Today, James Hoffmann goes through a wide range of emotions whilst eating fairly awful coffee candy. Original video: ua-cam.com/video/Wq_RSfzgtEY/v-deo.html I use software called Descript to make my edits: bit.ly/JHDescript (affiliate link) Here is a behind the scenes look at how I use it: ua-cam.com/video/d24_2xECYz4/v-deo.html
![James Hoffmann reveals his TRUE Identity [an absurd fan edit]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/00N__GpMH8E/mqdefault.jpg)
James Hoffmann reveals his TRUE Identity [an absurd fan edit]
Переглядів 4,7 тис.День тому
Today 'James' reveals his true self, and also tells us about his unusual habit with printer consumables... Check out my other channel for more silly coffee edits: www.youtube.com/@hance_ledrick I use software called Descript to make my edits: bit.ly/JHDescript (affiliate link) Here is a behind the scenes look at how I use it: ua-cam.com/video/d24_2xECYz4/v-deo.html
Welcome to the Channel! (James Hoffmann edit feat. me)
Переглядів 3,5 тис.День тому
*incoherent coffee mumbling*
My Editing Process... a quick peek (James Hoffmann edits)
Переглядів 2,8 тис.14 днів тому
Bit of different content today. I thought i'd give you a brief overview of my main editing process, and discuss some of my thought processes behind them. The software I use is called Descript. Here is a link if you want to check it out: bit.ly/JHDescript (affiliate) This is by no means a tutorial, just me blathering on and probably boring you to tears. But you never know... you might find some ...
This Hand Grinder will AMAZE You (an absurd James Hoffmann edit)
Переглядів 51 тис.21 день тому
In this video, James looks at an exciting new coffee hand grinder, and evaluates the features and performance with a goal of making a disgusting coffee. Will it succeed? (Kingrinder P1) Original videos: ua-cam.com/video/EPbVUR6Y83k/v-deo.htmlsi=GU9Sr0RA907NE98g ua-cam.com/video/wOQr6ja1vFs/v-deo.htmlsi=see420QEeHQNP1jp (Piggy Back Ride) If anyone is interested, I use software called Descript to...
![Espresso Puck Prep for Dummies [a James Hoffmann edit]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hFQDJMtwXPk/mqdefault.jpg)
Espresso Puck Prep for Dummies [a James Hoffmann edit]
Переглядів 14 тис.Місяць тому
Today, James shared his personal tips and tricks to ensure maximum wasted time, and minimum flavour, using some industry secrets. If you are suffering from frustratingly well extracted and effortlessly repeatable shots, then this is the video guide for you. Original video: ua-cam.com/video/xb3IxAr4RCo/v-deo.htmlsi=kMaspm3sj14DIqbi (main video) I used a few others here too, but tbh I was too und...
![A delightfully ABSURD Coffee Brewer… [a James Hoffmann Edit]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kT6NNgiZulE/mqdefault.jpg)
A delightfully ABSURD Coffee Brewer… [a James Hoffmann Edit]
Переглядів 14 тис.Місяць тому
In this gleefully silly edit, James delves into The Bripe - an ingenious and very odd combination of coffee brewer, and pipe. Chaos ensues. Original video: ua-cam.com/video/tltBHjmIUJ0/v-deo.htmlsi=eZkN-xCSI9rZtLXj Get yourself a Bripe right here: amzn.to/4aWw7co If anyone is interested, I use software called Descript to make my edits: bit.ly/JHDescript (affiliate links)
YouTube have deleted the Hames Joffmann Channel...
Переглядів 49 тис.Місяць тому
Yep, that's correct - UA-cam have actually deleted the 'Hames Joffmann' channel, due to the 'impersonation policy'. Even though to fans it was an obvious parody fan channel, it seems that UA-cam deemed it similar enough to the official James Hoffmann channel in terms of name, channel icon etc to act on this policy. An appeal has been declined, which really sucks. Here is the reddit post about i...
Ali Express Coffee Haul leaves James Hoffmann lost for words
Переглядів 12 тис.Місяць тому
In this edit, we watch James quietly and giddily fooling around with awful coffee stuff from Ali Express. Original video: ua-cam.com/video/xs9F6-ldjDk/v-deo.htmlsi=cgvjrNbbhm22-l7Q If anyone is interested, I use software called Descript to make my edits: bit.ly/JHDescript (affiliate link) I’ll do some tutorials at some point on the channel.
The Problem with DECAF [a James Hoffmann edit]
Переглядів 8 тис.Місяць тому
In this video, James shares his experience with drinking supermarket decaffeinated coffee, and why it might not be for you. If anyone is interested, I use software called Descript to make my edits: bit.ly/JHDescript (affiliate link) I’ll do some tutorials at some point on the channel.
Instant Regret [a James Hoffmann Edit]
Переглядів 6 тис.2 місяці тому
In possibly his shortest video ever, James touches on the subject of instant coffee.
James Hoffmann saying 'COFFEE' for 3 minutes straight. (no repeats)
Переглядів 7 тис.2 місяці тому
We love the way James Hoffmann says 'coffee'. So here is an edit where he says it 455 times, with no repeats! These were all taken from his last 10 videos. Enjoy! If anyone is interested, I use software called Descript to make my edits: bit.ly/JHDescript (affiliate link) I’ll do some tutorials at some point on the channel.
Trashy Cocktails Are Better Than Coffee - a James Hoffmann Edit
Переглядів 7 тис.2 місяці тому
In this short but delightfully silly edit, James declares his true love - cheap booze. Original video: ua-cam.com/video/iI09bbH22vQ/v-deo.htmlsi=pdzffBsEGKeIMsPy If anyone is interested, I use software called Descript to make my edits: bit.ly/JHDescript (affiliate link) I’ll do some tutorials at some point on the channel.
Aeropress Clear - a James Hoffmann edit
Переглядів 8 тис.2 місяці тому
Aeropress Clear - a James Hoffmann edit
The Niche Duo - a James Hoffman Edit
Переглядів 12 тис.2 місяці тому
The Niche Duo - a James Hoffman Edit
Best one in a while. Doesn't matter that it's short, its humour is well thought out and greatly executed. You surprised me, that's awesome.
Thanks - I appreciate it
Such an awkward video with a disappointing conclusion
I couldn't have said it better myself!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I'm wondering if there's a sub-group of weird coffee people who refuse to move away from instant but are just as obsessive about dose, water temperature etc as the rest.
I hope so! That would be amusing indeed
What luck! I've been looking for something to turn beans into beans!
Well, you have come to the right place!
I hope you have a moderately extracted day.
with a hint of vegetal aftertaste
This is exactly what the first two weeks of a journey to understanding coffee look, sound, taste and feel like.
one of your best, Actually.
Thanks - kind of you to say. Was a very simple one, and short compared to most of my others... but the idea made me chuckle at least.
Amazing
Much appreciated!
James is such a pretentious, time-wasting ninny that this is well-deserved
LMAOOOO beautiful
Thanks!
yes!
Thank you for taking me back 15 years ago to the UA-cam Poop era
You're welcome! YTP for all.
okay that was actually so funny lmao
Glad you think so!
haha this was more disconcerting than I anticipated haha
:)
The nescafe ending was... Disturbing 😬
I hope Daddy Hoff isn't scared of the dark
This is perfection!
very kind of you to say
Can't believe that this channel was commissioned to cut a professional 30-second ad for a major international company
I've reached the highest heights
@@hoffmanncomethMonthy Python would be Proud :D .
@@MarcinZaleski21 I hereby declare the Ministry of Silly Bripes.
@@hoffmanncometh or Bripey Slurps ;D .
😂 this is a perfect commercial
genius hahaha
*pauses for dramatic effect nEscAFe
It's all about the timing
Oh, I really do hope James sees this. He would fall over laughing.
I'd hope that he would have a quick chuckle.
@@hoffmanncometh Or maybe a 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence broken by his inhaling before each sentence?
@@NuSpirit_ hah! :)
What else?
Fantastic and delightful! That certain coffee brand should thank you!
Nescafé is true coffee. just remembered to buy expensive mugs so it'll be worth it.
It's all about the drinking vessel
@@hoffmanncometh its basically a complex equation that basically comes down on how much money you spend. Nescafé is good for time and convince, something that all the big coffee companies don't want you to know. yet its kinda cheap, so you should fill that hole somewhere else. the vessel is a good option. i acquired thru risky means third of Elizabeth the II mugs set.
@@johnthanks9332 what a marvellous experience it must be to own such a prestigious set of drinking vessels
@@hoffmanncometh the MI6 hunts me
@@johnthanks9332 I’ve been using my Jubilee Celebration mug solely for English breakfast tea. Maybe I’ve got this all wrong. Dare I put coffee in it?!
Yesssss the Nescafé lore deepens!
...it appears so
Love it!
Thanks!
- Perfetto 😘👌🏼
Appreciate it!
Oh. Oh nose.
This had me gasping almost as much as James!
Mhmm mild fruity note
With a touch of biscuit
@@jthwaits And cereal, can't forget the cereal!