I Tried Escaping A SWAT Team

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  • Will Mike be put in handcuffs or will he escape the building?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @martywoodruff2331
    @martywoodruff2331 4 роки тому +5907

    *"I hired myself to kill me"*
    _"What I didn't know is that I am mentally unstable"_

    • @kristopherdutoit458
      @kristopherdutoit458 4 роки тому +12

      robin you need help

    • @martywoodruff2331
      @martywoodruff2331 4 роки тому +34

      Kristopher Dutoit why, it's just a joke?

    • @violetcrystal4787
      @violetcrystal4787 4 роки тому +26

      Why did this comment suddenly hit me hard and inhale sharply

    • @addigeneral1539
      @addigeneral1539 4 роки тому +39

      I bet y'all reading this with Mike's voice 😂😂

    • @rodentz
      @rodentz 4 роки тому +7

      Is EVErYtHinG alRiGht aT hoMe

  • @antoncarlosluna
    @antoncarlosluna 4 роки тому +12072

    Kids: let's play hide and seek
    Mike: *what they didn't know I planned this for the last 2 months...*

    • @dftonz
      @dftonz 4 роки тому +110

      Anton Carlos Luna I’m going to start planning now lol

    • @--_9623
      @--_9623 4 роки тому +23

      @@dftonz lmao

    • @toxic2971
      @toxic2971 4 роки тому +24

      You have 999 likes lol

    • @antoncarlosluna
      @antoncarlosluna 4 роки тому +7

      @@toxic2971 hahaha yeah

    • @toxic2971
      @toxic2971 4 роки тому +6

      @@antoncarlosluna now 1k

  • @kerhs6986
    @kerhs6986 4 роки тому +1083

    When Mike commits a crime
    *Police shows up to his doorstep*
    Mike: What they didn’t know is that I have been planning this escape for 2 years.

  • @zmanprodigy
    @zmanprodigy 3 роки тому +795

    Random person: insults mike online
    Mike: what this person didn’t know is that I’ve spent the last 3 months stalking this person and currently have their parents being held hostage, in a giant fridge.

    • @catherinejudge7703
      @catherinejudge7703 3 роки тому +3

      Nice one.

    • @cringe_homestuck_fan3703
      @cringe_homestuck_fan3703 3 роки тому +10

      I read this in his voice and it sounds like something he would do

    • @jccast8379
      @jccast8379 3 роки тому +4

      I can literally hear his voice

    • @yeetfeet731
      @yeetfeet731 2 роки тому +4

      "Currently have their parents being held hostage in a giant refrigerator" sound exactly what he would've said lmao

    • @Chris_Bacon
      @Chris_Bacon 2 роки тому +1

      I thought it would be like *I have spent the last 3 years and tommorow, I will be moving in as his new stepdad.

  • @nenaayala3339
    @nenaayala3339 4 роки тому +7711

    Girlfriend: gets pregnant
    Mike: little did she know ive planned this my whole life

    • @tommuggeridge5659
      @tommuggeridge5659 4 роки тому +119

      *pulls out gun*

    • @Knight69.
      @Knight69. 4 роки тому +81

      @@NightSnowSky aims it at her stomach

    • @RainbowGrim
      @RainbowGrim 4 роки тому +36

      Niagara Falls Ontario jumps in front of girls belly and dies

    • @curtisharrington4583
      @curtisharrington4583 4 роки тому +18

      Amanda Ellis comes out of secret escape rout

    • @meher.
      @meher. 4 роки тому +17

      And escapes to his 2 family's in Brazil and does it all over again

  • @oady4778
    @oady4778 4 роки тому +4900

    the “kills all 99% of germs” hand sanitizer: *i am inevitable*
    the 1% germs: “but what they didnt know, is that i had been planning an escape route for 2 months”

    • @cloudprowler8619
      @cloudprowler8619 4 роки тому +21

      XD lol

    • @felinegood2635
      @felinegood2635 4 роки тому +26

      This is the best comment in this section 😂

    • @trashboat2687
      @trashboat2687 4 роки тому +13

      But what they didn’t know, is that you need that 1% germ in your body

    • @cloudprowler8619
      @cloudprowler8619 4 роки тому +7

      @@trashboat2687 That's an interesting thought

    • @trashboat2687
      @trashboat2687 4 роки тому +3

      Cpt Silhouette it’s a fact look it up. Not all bacteria is harmful to you

  • @alefnery3203
    @alefnery3203 2 роки тому +74

    1:16 He did give clues where he would hide, and how he could leave the building,
    1- Safety
    2- FRIENDSHIP
    3- C A N D Y
    He's so smart.

  • @bruhwicked620
    @bruhwicked620 4 роки тому +259

    Girls in the locker room: Lets sing song together
    Boys in the locker room:

  • @kurtbraydenfuertes7717
    @kurtbraydenfuertes7717 4 роки тому +5522

    Swat: Little did Mike know we've been using real guns and about to shoot him

    • @cedyblocc
      @cedyblocc 4 роки тому +6

      @Erasmo Martinez 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 3 роки тому +55

      @Erasmo Martinez Mike: what they didn't know is that guy in the building is just a doppelganger. I'm actually in the completely other side of the world

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 3 роки тому +3

      @aidenjames69 and they accidentally killed Innocents XDDD

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 3 роки тому +2

      @aidenjames69 you making a reference to morgz thinking America had 10 mill in population? XDDDD

    • @redthercgamingrcandvlogs2954
      @redthercgamingrcandvlogs2954 3 роки тому

      It is a real gun but they have no ammo in them tho

  • @ryana9610
    @ryana9610 5 років тому +3410

    Nobody:
    Mike: Little did they know, I pulled a Pablo Escobar on them 6 years ago by digging a 100x100 ft underground bunker made out of pure titanium with 200 layers of concrete and food for 5 people that can last 5 years, me being alone the food should last me 25 years. While I populate my bunker with an in-built yacht and a 20 car garage, this SWAT member continues to look in the oven.

  • @CB_here
    @CB_here 4 роки тому +184

    Mike: these are my close friends helping me stage a wedding
    SWAT team: WE GOT HOSTAGES HERE

  • @peacefulpatriots2345
    @peacefulpatriots2345 3 роки тому +89

    Thanos: “I’m gonna kill off half the universe population”.
    Mike: **little did he know, I’ve been planning this for the past decade** .

  • @voidyboi4772
    @voidyboi4772 4 роки тому +4123

    Swat member: *training for 18 years*
    Also swat member: *looks into oven*

    • @bluesky4705
      @bluesky4705 4 роки тому +399

      Ya never know

    • @toxicotaku1767
      @toxicotaku1767 4 роки тому +214

      Yep u never know if theres drugs inside

    • @voidyboi4772
      @voidyboi4772 4 роки тому +31

      Gacha Ayu true

    • @itsconstur3686
      @itsconstur3686 4 роки тому +209

      You’d be surprised how many people try to hide from em in ovens

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 роки тому +36

      Well Mike *would* hide in an obvious place tho throw em off.

  • @maiandersen8340
    @maiandersen8340 4 роки тому +7765

    I love how Mike just makes jokes but has a serious face so you don't know if you were supposed to laugh or not

    • @chilledgaming7845
      @chilledgaming7845 4 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 4 роки тому +71

      That’s called deadpan

    • @kedlix6224
      @kedlix6224 4 роки тому +13

      911 likes is dis the police? you got?

    • @k6daa89
      @k6daa89 4 роки тому +6

      911?

    • @kedlix6224
      @kedlix6224 4 роки тому +5

      @@k6daa89 now its 927 it like had before 911 likes so its the police!

  • @arthurmorggan6763
    @arthurmorggan6763 4 роки тому +66

    Grim reaper: *comes to kill mike*
    Mike: what he didn't know is that I was planning my escape for the last 60 years

  • @Single_penguin
    @Single_penguin 2 роки тому +31

    This guy's humor is ahead of his time

  • @evaaa757
    @evaaa757 5 років тому +3895

    *what we all didn’t know is that Mike used all these challenges to plan the perfectly covered up murder*

    • @erehdeppart6057
      @erehdeppart6057 5 років тому +13

      1,000 subscribers without videos_Eva XDD And also... is your actual name Eva? Cuz if so my name is Eva too x3

    • @officerluckyreal4309
      @officerluckyreal4309 5 років тому +13

      Damn I knew it

    • @minticorn2770
      @minticorn2770 5 років тому +2

      Wait...... did he actually murder people?

    • @prumset6059
      @prumset6059 5 років тому +14

      @@minticorn2770 r/wooosh xD

    • @b3than_
      @b3than_ 5 років тому +5

      @@minticorn2770 sssh you can't tell anyone he'll come for you like he came for those before you

  • @jamesgatdula8513
    @jamesgatdula8513 4 роки тому +9393

    Any mom would've found Mike in less than a minute.

  • @Oscar-mf4od
    @Oscar-mf4od 3 роки тому +43

    *Police arrest 'El chapo'.*
    El chapo: *"But what they didn't know i've planned this for my whole life"*

  • @jacksonmcreynolds3178
    @jacksonmcreynolds3178 3 роки тому +244

    My dads really good at this game
    We've been playing for 2 years now

    • @icinnabon
      @icinnabon 3 роки тому +1

      :(

    • @IWatchAnimeToBullyWeebsMoreAcu
      @IWatchAnimeToBullyWeebsMoreAcu 2 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @Albert-lebt-anders
      @Albert-lebt-anders 2 роки тому +2

      That's a dark one, but a good one :)

    • @yazu8114
      @yazu8114 2 роки тому +5

      Amateur. I've been playing this game with my dad for 29 years.

    • @mgmonkeys3158
      @mgmonkeys3158 2 роки тому +2

      It’s been 10 years but I actually found my dad, his hiding spot has legendary. I had to dig 8 feet under to find him in this box.

  • @karatecow9947
    @karatecow9947 6 років тому +1676

    What about,
    ‘I tried to escape a murderer’?
    Except with plastic knives.

    • @calcium4600
      @calcium4600 6 років тому +25

      there wont be any available because if the police know were a murderer is they put them in prison !!

    • @hibrother6764
      @hibrother6764 6 років тому +13

      Callie Heron they wouldn’t use a real murderer

    • @Perfect0
      @Perfect0 6 років тому +35

      use a professional murderer who has been on the scene for 10+ years

    • @cd_playerr
      @cd_playerr 6 років тому +6

      Karate Cow yeah hire a murderer 😂

    • @George_Bland
      @George_Bland 6 років тому +4

      An assassin

  • @nigelpurviss
    @nigelpurviss 5 років тому +2389

    *what the SWAT team didn’t know was that there would be so many comments about what the they didn’t know*

  • @wildbilly5
    @wildbilly5 4 роки тому +29

    Wife: Asks Mike to get more milk
    Mike: What they didn't know was I've been planning this for my whole life

  • @werbinichwohl7488
    @werbinichwohl7488 4 роки тому +29

    Swat team: exists
    Twitch troller: hold my beer

  • @mattie1066
    @mattie1066 5 років тому +2645

    Mike is actually the weirdest person from Buzfeed but these videos are really cool

    • @yeahyeah1204
      @yeahyeah1204 4 роки тому +54

      Probably one of the only Buzzfeed videos I like

    • @oliviao8523
      @oliviao8523 4 роки тому +20

      God big honestly this series is the only one I like

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 4 роки тому +8

      God big nope! Watch Buzzfeed unsolved because that is way way way better than this

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 4 роки тому +1

      Help me get 1000 subs with no videos Yay watch buzzfeed unsolved then

    • @mirhamzah7733
      @mirhamzah7733 4 роки тому +3

      Buzzfeed unsolved also

  • @kann6756
    @kann6756 6 років тому +239

    6:30 "the answer is yes and if you disagree with me, you owe me $5"
    when you know you're wrong but still trying to win the argument

  • @cooper6381
    @cooper6381 2 роки тому +58

    Mike is ridiculous, we all must admit, but one of these days he will get kidnapped, and he will escape in less than an hour because of his strategy

    • @electronx5594
      @electronx5594 2 роки тому +1

      Strategy is to be planned, he can't if it's out of his expectation

  • @2x.C
    @2x.C 3 роки тому +20

    Mike: let’s play hide and seek
    Mikes Dad: ok
    Mike: What he doesn’t know is I spent the last 10 years planing

  • @deathborn6815
    @deathborn6815 5 років тому +1712

    *What the swat team doesn’t know: I am the building*

  • @trapstar1404
    @trapstar1404 5 років тому +13992

    If mike ever becomes a serial killer we’re doomed

    • @bryceb977
      @bryceb977 5 років тому +188

      Ohhh for sure

    • @kiajacobs47
      @kiajacobs47 5 років тому +313

      Nah boi will become a hitman

    • @pamelaa0613
      @pamelaa0613 5 років тому +87

      I’ll be dead

    • @troll4959
      @troll4959 5 років тому +171

      I'm just gonna join him

    • @flubsdubz6247
      @flubsdubz6247 5 років тому +111

      Well since I cant kill him or do something why not just join him?

  • @horrorAk
    @horrorAk 4 роки тому +326

    01:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YogurtSnipe
    @YogurtSnipe 4 роки тому +24

    Breaking news: “A man escapes a 10 man swat team in a fish tank in Florida.”

  • @APPR.
    @APPR. 5 років тому +1262

    The SWAT look so pissed off! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq 5 років тому +95

      In real life they wouldn't allow those people to leave and move anything.

    • @afireaxe3240
      @afireaxe3240 5 років тому +32

      Tell no one

  • @jgardner7726
    @jgardner7726 4 роки тому +9810

    I feel like Mike deletes all the videos where he loses.

  • @agenta8761
    @agenta8761 2 роки тому +5

    I miss these types of videos

  • @wiigamez12345
    @wiigamez12345 4 роки тому +47

    How to win:
    Enters building and waits at exit for 2 min
    When the search starts, exit building
    *wins

  • @siddiqaqil
    @siddiqaqil 4 роки тому +2540

    Swat team: Has night vision
    Also Swat team: Uses a flashlight in dark rooms
    Edit: wtf are u guys still arguing over this after 3 years

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 роки тому +206

      You need some light for night vision goggles to work, not many understands this due to games...

    • @caesarthemonkey2488
      @caesarthemonkey2488 4 роки тому +101

      Not to mention the flashlights can blind people inside rooms

    • @quixbix
      @quixbix 4 роки тому +50

      Joel Ferrell you have no idea how night vision works

    • @anndymadrigal8769
      @anndymadrigal8769 4 роки тому +4

      CarsonLovesYou actually you are the one who doesnt know how it works 😂

    • @quixbix
      @quixbix 4 роки тому +32

      Anndy Madrigal no literally, night vision uses a phosphor filter and takes in light, it reflects the light and makes it brighter so it is visible through the night vision tube.

  • @rodrigorebollos
    @rodrigorebollos 6 років тому +1401

    I hope someday you pop in an "Unsolved" video going "What Shane didn't know was that Ryan and I spent a month planning this entire plot" , planting fake encounters just to see if they can get him to admit the Supernatural is real. :0

  • @popefrancis3479
    @popefrancis3479 4 роки тому +6

    Well to be realistic a real life situation would have a LOT of swat teams patrolling the area around the warehouse so even if he made it out he would still be caught

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 3 роки тому +6

    Here's the issue, he knew that they were going to raid him, and SWAT relies on surprise.

  • @kv4851
    @kv4851 6 років тому +650

    Not realistic whatsoever. SWAT teams ussually consist of more members and they would keep the caterers on the ground.

    • @daives8087
      @daives8087 6 років тому +24

      KV YT that would be unfair.

    • @Blackfatrat
      @Blackfatrat 6 років тому +158

      Isn't it suppose to be about him getting out of hard situations by being smart and planning it a lot? If he wants to escape a swat team, it should be a proper swat team. I personnaly would find that a lot more enjoyable.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 6 років тому +28

      They also wouldn't stay and watch the video, *especially* not calling all members to that location.
      They'd also go and smash everything in sight.

    • @shannamcmellon572
      @shannamcmellon572 6 років тому +36

      And the criminal usually doesn't have this much time to plan. The SWAT team usually shows up when you least expect it.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 6 років тому +6

      Shanna McMellon No, that would be the Mexican inquisition

  • @derpy7193
    @derpy7193 6 років тому +7571

    Try to escape from North Korea

    • @99tarung
      @99tarung 6 років тому +29

      wud watch

    • @derpy7193
      @derpy7193 6 років тому +15

      Rodrigo Madrigal lol

    • @KhoiTTA
      @KhoiTTA 6 років тому +13

      Rodrigo Madrigal me too!

    • @derpy7193
      @derpy7193 6 років тому +12

      KERMIT SQUADD BOIZZZZZZZZ

    • @KhoiTTA
      @KhoiTTA 6 років тому +10

      Derp Kermit yay-yeah!

  • @Shurzii_
    @Shurzii_ 3 роки тому +8

    Lemme just say, when mike asked the others if they wanted to smell his toes, the last guy paused so long I thought he was gonna say yes.

  • @alexgolden1731
    @alexgolden1731 4 роки тому +5

    The most beautiful quote on planet Earth:
    "My chest smells like cologne, my toes smell like a mystery."

  • @alphere820
    @alphere820 6 років тому +519

    what they didn't know was i spent my entire life including being in my mother's womb, planning my master plan.

  • @DirtMaster
    @DirtMaster 5 років тому +1256

    Me: *with 2 mins headstart I go to the other exit*
    Timer: *starts*
    Me: *walks out, I win*

    • @sovereignshark
      @sovereignshark 5 років тому +24

      Boom your a master mind

    • @DirtMaster
      @DirtMaster 5 років тому +18

      @@sovereignshark I must say so myself, he is quite the mastermind
      I wonder who he is 🤔🤔

    • @sovereignshark
      @sovereignshark 5 років тому +4

      @@DirtMaster bro I mean you my head messed up that time lol

    • @mellowecho
      @mellowecho 4 роки тому

      i read it in his voice

    • @-jalena-5512
      @-jalena-5512 4 роки тому +1

      I am guessing they blocked the exits.

  • @user-sf3bt4uv7l
    @user-sf3bt4uv7l 3 роки тому +6

    This guy seems like some sort of evil mastermind from a 2008 anime

  • @fishc0re
    @fishc0re 4 роки тому +4

    Children : let's play tiggy!
    Mike : what they didn't know is that I've been planning how to shoot them down and find the perfect spot to run to for the last 13 years.

  • @iyashiro6855
    @iyashiro6855 5 років тому +582

    *PLOT TWIST*
    *He disguised himself as one of the swat*

    • @sgt.garrick
      @sgt.garrick 4 роки тому +6

      KisuPlays *Plot Twist:* HE WAS THE WEDDING CAKE!

    • @adequatehaybaledirection338
      @adequatehaybaledirection338 4 роки тому +1

      And he out the other SWAT member in the box

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 4 роки тому

      [Faint sound of "Renegade" by Styx playing in the distance]

    • @theleftyguitarist
      @theleftyguitarist 4 роки тому

      Plot twist
      He’s not anything

  • @ImMrSlav
    @ImMrSlav 5 років тому +2059

    Little did the swat team know, I was planning for 21 years

    • @Josh_Herman
      @Josh_Herman 5 років тому +3

      lel_eheh666 lol

    • @Vortex-zb6be
      @Vortex-zb6be 5 років тому +33

      Little did they know I was planning this for a solid 2 seconds

    • @lauren-mw9wr
      @lauren-mw9wr 5 років тому +10

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @wiizzle1390
      @wiizzle1390 5 років тому +11

      Little that the swat team know , i had dragon claws

    • @taylorfrost4085
      @taylorfrost4085 5 років тому +9

      Little did the swat team know I was unarmed and they didn't need to hold up guns

  • @richardharrow3697
    @richardharrow3697 2 роки тому +4

    Collect the stuff that makes airbags work and carefully place that material into a glass jar that has the inside lined with copper (foil or wire wound up to have similar coverage). Place said jars into several places and place multiples into same area to increase effect. That's how you win this game, hypothetically, ofc.

  • @mango0_0
    @mango0_0 2 роки тому +1

    Mike in the womb: little did mom know I had been planning my escape for nine months

  • @MugilanBaskaran
    @MugilanBaskaran 5 років тому +545

    What the SWAT team doesn't know, is how random UA-cam recommendations can be.

  • @Raikkonen73106
    @Raikkonen73106 4 роки тому +4431

    I was looking at Objects where mike Could’ve fit..
    *”Checks Oven”*

    • @misterzachary8162
      @misterzachary8162 4 роки тому +69

      5,000 subscribers with no videos challenge he’s like 5 foot tall and 100 pounds I’m sure he could fit in an oven lol

    • @lovesuca113
      @lovesuca113 4 роки тому +6

      Zachary Johnson it’s actually a joke

    • @misterzachary8162
      @misterzachary8162 4 роки тому +18

      Cranky AnimationYT so was my comment

    • @jakezimmer7256
      @jakezimmer7256 4 роки тому +72

      Turns on oven instead of checking it

    • @bananamuncher741
      @bananamuncher741 4 роки тому +3

      @@jakezimmer7256 LMAOOOO

  • @hunterozee7817
    @hunterozee7817 3 роки тому +3

    “Thanks for knocking” I’m dead

  • @AbsolutEdd
    @AbsolutEdd 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m just shocked BuzzFeed every had anyone as cool as Mike working for them! 😂

  • @eieio608
    @eieio608 5 років тому +678

    What the swat team didn’t know is that I spent the last two years preparing my escape...
    It took me awhile to figure out which continent to escape to....

    • @fufuboi1520
      @fufuboi1520 5 років тому +3

      @물고기kat's no It's your mother
      Yoke

    • @tawhidahmed8424
      @tawhidahmed8424 5 років тому

      Months not years

    • @fuckoff5616
      @fuckoff5616 5 років тому

      @물고기kat's i have a quiestion, why is your name fish??

  • @lunatheluma3804
    @lunatheluma3804 5 років тому +2686

    little did they know i had cut off my hands so the couldn't put me in handcuffs

  • @teyronebigdick262
    @teyronebigdick262 3 роки тому +13

    If buzzfeed made more stuff like this I would actually respect them

  • @abby6442
    @abby6442 4 роки тому +5

    *What the swat team didn’t know is that i’ve been planning this since i was born*

  • @umbra.
    @umbra. 5 років тому +2995

    I didn’t think that hide and seek can get this competitive

    • @darkenedplayz8948
      @darkenedplayz8948 5 років тому +9

      Xcel Blitz I wish his channel stayed like this

    • @akbfd8
      @akbfd8 5 років тому +1

      Sub to sub?

    • @darkenedplayz8948
      @darkenedplayz8948 5 років тому +1

      ADDY GamingYT who cuz if me sry but nah

    • @akbfd8
      @akbfd8 5 років тому +1

      @@darkenedplayz8948 no not you

    • @dedrapena9473
      @dedrapena9473 5 років тому +1

      Xcel Blitz i know right

  • @PrejudgedSeeker
    @PrejudgedSeeker 6 років тому +1346

    What if he’s planning a heist lol

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 6 років тому +69

      I Tried Robbing a Bank - Episode 10

    • @legitblackguycalledjameswi6226
      @legitblackguycalledjameswi6226 6 років тому +1

      Nick Jimenez I tried looking for the video

    • @deadexorcist312
      @deadexorcist312 6 років тому +13

      Yeah avoiding a bounty hunter and a sniffer dog now swat next it’s gunna be the fbi

    • @_mark_3814
      @_mark_3814 6 років тому +9

      Lol bts he’s getting lessons to dodge all the stuff

    • @PrejudgedSeeker
      @PrejudgedSeeker 6 років тому +1

      I wonder if he will be able to get away with a heist 😂

  • @shanelee8644
    @shanelee8644 4 роки тому +3

    Brad is the most badass name for a swat officer

  •  3 роки тому +5

    The whole time the swat team knew he was hiding there, they just wanted to see they’re boss sniff a random dude’s toe😂

  • @SS-dr5ds
    @SS-dr5ds 6 років тому +885

    *What* *Buzzfeed* *didn't* *know* *is* *that* *i* *spent* *zero* *days* *preparing* *for* *this* *video* *and* *just* *found* *this* *in* *my* *recommend* *section* .

  • @denisealejandres7677
    @denisealejandres7677 5 років тому +882

    *What the SWAT team doesn’t know, I have a dragon.*

    • @terrifredericks9155
      @terrifredericks9155 5 років тому +8

      I was waiting for someone to say something like that

    • @rolandoalaniz12
      @rolandoalaniz12 5 років тому +6

      The Air Force can take care of that quickly

    • @nuggetboy8779
      @nuggetboy8779 5 років тому +1

      @@rolandoalaniz12 take the joke will you?

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 5 років тому +2

      I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking FBI OPEN UP!

    • @justapumpkin8495
      @justapumpkin8495 5 років тому

      Thats nice but i have a karabite

  • @bariscankaya6754
    @bariscankaya6754 3 роки тому +4

    *cuts his hands off*
    "hah you couldn't handcuff me!"

  • @sethc4758
    @sethc4758 3 роки тому +8

    these were so great, i wish Mike was still doing these

  • @Armando-tj1vo
    @Armando-tj1vo 4 роки тому +3846

    We need Mike to help us raid area 51!

    • @shaneabney752
      @shaneabney752 4 роки тому +20

      Hell Yes

    • @gcskits650
      @gcskits650 4 роки тому +80

      What the SWAT didn't know was that he already raided Area 51 and called it Area 69

    • @michaelcao7997
      @michaelcao7997 4 роки тому +5

      GCskits 6 lmfao

    • @hydrazzz9047
      @hydrazzz9047 4 роки тому +4

      True true

    • @intrepidfungus6099
      @intrepidfungus6099 4 роки тому +21

      Little did the government know I have been preparing this for the past 3244535343.646474 years

  • @SirCreepus
    @SirCreepus 5 років тому +500

    Swat officer “ I was looking every where he could be hiding”
    6:46 *Opens Oven*

    • @aukun4992
      @aukun4992 5 років тому +33

      I mean if he could fit there or
      *LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I MADE A UNDERGROUND BUNKER WITH THE ENTRANCE BEING ON MY OVEN*

    • @ClaireClips
      @ClaireClips 5 років тому +3

      Alan Dal Carobo literally just what I was gonna say

    • @aldrinabacial4027
      @aldrinabacial4027 5 років тому

      @@aukun4992 Fix your Grammar

    • @aukun4992
      @aukun4992 5 років тому +4

      @@aldrinabacial4027 Fix it if you is annoyed.

    • @acieldee1188
      @acieldee1188 5 років тому

      SirCreepus maybe it contains clues

  • @waterH-O-H
    @waterH-O-H 3 роки тому +6

    jokes including, the swat got some great experience from this for sure.

  • @syncringe1885
    @syncringe1885 3 роки тому +3

    "Why are we talking about dragons again."
    Perfect time to suddenly have a dragon to suddenly appear behind mike.

  • @ryanleroux2770
    @ryanleroux2770 6 років тому +5017

    Collectively, I think we all want to see Mike fail

    • @cartersage2314
      @cartersage2314 6 років тому +73

      Ryan LeRoux he has failed once

    • @kingoreo3529
      @kingoreo3529 6 років тому +15

      Carter Sage in witch one

    • @kris5613
      @kris5613 6 років тому +96

      fat Gamer The lie detector one if I’m not mistaken

    • @kingoreo3529
      @kingoreo3529 6 років тому +14

      Gemini Kriss oh yes I'm retarted I forgot

    • @thesisterlybloom5856
      @thesisterlybloom5856 6 років тому +41

      Ryan LeRoux I like watching him succeed

  • @ademwest934
    @ademwest934 4 роки тому +1079

    when buzzfeed actually makes good content......oh wait this is two years old

    • @underscorekay
      @underscorekay 4 роки тому +44

      They have buzzfeed unsolved which also carries buzzfeed, but it’s just on a separate channel. Right now they are on a season break. If you watch it, watch mainly the ones with “unsolved” in the thumbnail

    • @Riumaan
      @Riumaan 4 роки тому +23

      There is buzzfeed unsolved where ryan and shane sacrifice their backs to carry buzzfeed

    • @shaylahuynh9586
      @shaylahuynh9586 4 роки тому +4

      KMS Bismarck Buzzfeed worth it was pretty good, but I’m pretty sure Steven left

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 3 роки тому +1

      People were saying Buzzfeed sucked even back when this came out. People need to make up their minds

  • @BnBproductions2150
    @BnBproductions2150 7 місяців тому +1

    Many years later still love watching this guy

  • @syedabdulmoiz4524
    @syedabdulmoiz4524 4 роки тому +1

    Mike is the type of guy that steals things from you then helps you find them.

  • @omgronny-_
    @omgronny-_ 4 роки тому +807

    What if Mike is planning to be a Serial Killer and these challenges is just for practice???

    • @nofacecam
      @nofacecam 4 роки тому +23

      Shimoto Robles y do u think he’s been gone for 2 yrs

    • @omgronny-_
      @omgronny-_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@nofacecam Exactly

    • @user-vh6rh2kh4e
      @user-vh6rh2kh4e 4 роки тому

      Shimoto Robles Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @kiencon7415
      @kiencon7415 4 роки тому +2

      He might be gone for two years since he has a letter of recommendation from the disguise video.

    • @Stonkzy
      @Stonkzy 3 роки тому +3

      *Little did they know that I was planning this for two years*

  • @Anonymous-mb1pj
    @Anonymous-mb1pj 5 років тому +5164

    *what Swat dont know is i edited that comment*

    • @akirakogami2250
      @akirakogami2250 5 років тому +54

      More like invisibility cloak *harry potter reference* 😂😂

    • @Galaxy-qx6ti
      @Galaxy-qx6ti 5 років тому +12

      @@akirakogami2250 stop it now

    • @oofmcgoof6169
      @oofmcgoof6169 5 років тому +37

      Sneak 100

    • @zorrow1251
      @zorrow1251 5 років тому +25

      Anonymous *FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @dafrappecrew8933
      @dafrappecrew8933 5 років тому +4

      This mans clever

  • @King6904
    @King6904 4 роки тому +5

    What you guys didn't know is that Mike always said "I have been planning this for 2 weeks."

  • @Jmatt115
    @Jmatt115 3 роки тому +3

    Girlfriend: gets pregnant
    Mike: Little did she know I had been planning my escape fr 4 weeks

  • @fizizy6415
    @fizizy6415 6 років тому +18305

    I feel like he's using all of these videos to practice his actual mastermind plot

    • @delaneylibby7240
      @delaneylibby7240 6 років тому +309

      Fizizy omg definitly

    • @DrBetty
      @DrBetty 6 років тому +472

      Fizizy Spending corporate money to plan the perfect escape irl. He sounds like a genius to me

    • @Will-ve7rk
      @Will-ve7rk 6 років тому +33

      I agree

    • @bobohany7717
      @bobohany7717 6 років тому +24

      feel ?

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 6 років тому +160

      I don't believe he is a genius, but he is great at deceiving his foes.

  • @Odah_
    @Odah_ 6 років тому +119

    "Thanks for knocking" I was dead

  • @dezember25th
    @dezember25th 3 роки тому +2

    2:20
    "What the Swat Team didn't know is that I spent millions of dollars actually buying a dragon-"

  • @windsorr
    @windsorr 3 роки тому +2

    “I could identify the caterers as not being mike” makes me giggle for some reason

  • @narutoshippuden9975
    @narutoshippuden9975 5 років тому +507

    "Any place that mike could have fit" opens the oven

    • @LifeIsAmazing_
      @LifeIsAmazing_ 5 років тому +1

      lol also i love naruto nice going :D

    • @ihmiwkms
      @ihmiwkms 5 років тому +1

      I hate juice

    • @ldtobi1
      @ldtobi1 5 років тому

      Naruto Shippuden ya never know

  • @Mike-xw4jd
    @Mike-xw4jd 5 років тому +500

    'you dont know my toes bruh,my chest smells like cologne and my toes smells like mystery'
    *nervous german laughing*

  • @electricsurge7435
    @electricsurge7435 Рік тому +1

    Mike in the whoom be like:
    what my mother didn’t know is that I spent the last 9 months planning my escape lmao

  • @aznee42
    @aznee42 4 роки тому +4

    Damn that swat dude was so emotional

  • @breannajarvis9134
    @breannajarvis9134 6 років тому +451

    *Kicks down door*
    Mike: “Thanks for knocking.”

    • @imvujhane7074
      @imvujhane7074 5 років тому +10

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre * my parents

    • @weirdo2757
      @weirdo2757 5 років тому

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre * haha

    • @birbsonfurb9380
      @birbsonfurb9380 5 років тому

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre *
      Lol.
      Also I cringed hard because the video ends at 1336

    • @artistchaz3184
      @artistchaz3184 5 років тому

      Donovan D why are you cringing at that?

    • @birbsonfurb9380
      @birbsonfurb9380 5 років тому +1

      Cringe: an uncomfortable feeling.
      1337 - LEET.
      1336 is very close to 1337 and it made me feel uncomfortable.

  • @MrEagle2704-OFFICIAL
    @MrEagle2704-OFFICIAL 4 роки тому +491

    "I was looking behind objects, underneath objects, any place that Mike could've fit"
    *Looks inside of oven*

  • @vmb371
    @vmb371 3 роки тому +4

    4:21 It's treason then

  • @MUS-jx8oe
    @MUS-jx8oe 4 роки тому +2

    He sounds like a primitive AI computer

  • @midgetkangaroo5795
    @midgetkangaroo5795 6 років тому +380

    Next episode: I tried escaping an elevator, little did it know *I HAD 8 MONTHS TO PREPARE*

  • @brianisgoated1321
    @brianisgoated1321 6 років тому +1304

    Next try “I tried escaping child support”😂
    Update : thanks for all the likes ‼️‼️

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 роки тому +1

    *Little did they know that I’ve been preparing for this moment since my conception*

  • @fearless_tkd1388
    @fearless_tkd1388 3 роки тому +5

    I knew Mike would win this because the officer was using past tense at the start such as "I thought we could find him"

  • @pluto3814
    @pluto3814 6 років тому +8208

    Next episode : I tried to escape taxes

    • @adinterovic7468
      @adinterovic7468 6 років тому +195

      Payton Yarrow little did it know I had my whole life to prepare

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 6 років тому +68

      I became homeless

    • @Pichy
      @Pichy 6 років тому +54

      Payton Yarrow I tried to escape child support

    • @asda-pc7rw
      @asda-pc7rw 6 років тому +8

      omg legend comment hahahaha

    • @nothuntr524
      @nothuntr524 6 років тому +8

      13:18 John Cena

  • @shaunaestes579
    @shaunaestes579 5 років тому +152

    *”GET ON THE GROUND NOW”*
    definitely guilt

  • @yeboi1887
    @yeboi1887 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly this dude and unsolved are the people keeping buzzfeed alive

  • @KaoGaming
    @KaoGaming 3 роки тому +2

    Ladies and gentlemen, we got him