I Tried Escaping A SWAT Team

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @martywoodruff2331
    @martywoodruff2331 5 років тому +5951

    *"I hired myself to kill me"*
    _"What I didn't know is that I am mentally unstable"_

    • @kristopherdutoit458
      @kristopherdutoit458 5 років тому +12

      robin you need help

    • @martywoodruff2331
      @martywoodruff2331 5 років тому +34

      Kristopher Dutoit why, it's just a joke?

    • @violetcrystal4787
      @violetcrystal4787 5 років тому +26

      Why did this comment suddenly hit me hard and inhale sharply

    • @addigeneral1539
      @addigeneral1539 5 років тому +39

      I bet y'all reading this with Mike's voice 😂😂

    • @rodentz
      @rodentz 5 років тому +7

      Is EVErYtHinG alRiGht aT hoMe

  • @antoncarlosluna
    @antoncarlosluna 5 років тому +12089

    Kids: let's play hide and seek
    Mike: *what they didn't know I planned this for the last 2 months...*

    • @dftonz
      @dftonz 5 років тому +111

      Anton Carlos Luna I’m going to start planning now lol

    • @--_9623
      @--_9623 5 років тому +23

      @@dftonz lmao

    • @toxic2971
      @toxic2971 5 років тому +24

      You have 999 likes lol

    • @antoncarlosluna
      @antoncarlosluna 5 років тому +7

      @@toxic2971 hahaha yeah

    • @toxic2971
      @toxic2971 5 років тому +6

      @@antoncarlosluna now 1k

  • @oady4778
    @oady4778 5 років тому +4906

    the “kills all 99% of germs” hand sanitizer: *i am inevitable*
    the 1% germs: “but what they didnt know, is that i had been planning an escape route for 2 months”

    • @cloudprowler8619
      @cloudprowler8619 5 років тому +21

      XD lol

    • @felinegood2635
      @felinegood2635 4 роки тому +25

      This is the best comment in this section 😂

    • @trashboat2687
      @trashboat2687 4 роки тому +13

      But what they didn’t know, is that you need that 1% germ in your body

    • @cloudprowler8619
      @cloudprowler8619 4 роки тому +7

      @@trashboat2687 That's an interesting thought

    • @trashboat2687
      @trashboat2687 4 роки тому +3

      Cpt Silhouette it’s a fact look it up. Not all bacteria is harmful to you

  • @kerhs6986
    @kerhs6986 4 роки тому +1102

    When Mike commits a crime
    *Police shows up to his doorstep*
    Mike: What they didn’t know is that I have been planning this escape for 2 years.

  • @maiandersen8340
    @maiandersen8340 5 років тому +7768

    I love how Mike just makes jokes but has a serious face so you don't know if you were supposed to laugh or not

    • @chilledgaming7845
      @chilledgaming7845 5 років тому +10

      Lol

    • @lugit36
      @lugit36 5 років тому +71

      That’s called deadpan

    • @kedlix6224
      @kedlix6224 5 років тому +13

      911 likes is dis the police? you got?

    • @k6daa89
      @k6daa89 5 років тому +6

      911?

    • @kedlix6224
      @kedlix6224 5 років тому +5

      @@k6daa89 now its 927 it like had before 911 likes so its the police!

  • @nenaayala3339
    @nenaayala3339 5 років тому +7696

    Girlfriend: gets pregnant
    Mike: little did she know ive planned this my whole life

    • @tommuggeridge5659
      @tommuggeridge5659 5 років тому +119

      *pulls out gun*

    • @Knight69.
      @Knight69. 5 років тому +81

      @@NightSnowSky aims it at her stomach

    • @RainbowGrim
      @RainbowGrim 5 років тому +36

      Niagara Falls Ontario jumps in front of girls belly and dies

    • @curtisharrington4583
      @curtisharrington4583 5 років тому +18

      Amanda Ellis comes out of secret escape rout

    • @meher.
      @meher. 5 років тому +17

      And escapes to his 2 family's in Brazil and does it all over again

  • @kurtbraydenfuertes7717
    @kurtbraydenfuertes7717 5 років тому +5514

    Swat: Little did Mike know we've been using real guns and about to shoot him

    • @CnlJones
      @CnlJones 4 роки тому +6

      @Erasmo Martinez 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 4 роки тому +55

      @Erasmo Martinez Mike: what they didn't know is that guy in the building is just a doppelganger. I'm actually in the completely other side of the world

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 4 роки тому +3

      @aidenjames69 and they accidentally killed Innocents XDDD

    • @imperialsith7823
      @imperialsith7823 4 роки тому +2

      @aidenjames69 you making a reference to morgz thinking America had 10 mill in population? XDDDD

    • @redthercgamingrcandvlogs2954
      @redthercgamingrcandvlogs2954 4 роки тому

      It is a real gun but they have no ammo in them tho

  • @zmanprodigy
    @zmanprodigy 4 роки тому +806

    Random person: insults mike online
    Mike: what this person didn’t know is that I’ve spent the last 3 months stalking this person and currently have their parents being held hostage, in a giant fridge.

    • @catherinejudge7703
      @catherinejudge7703 4 роки тому +3

      Nice one.

    • @cringe_homestuck_fan3703
      @cringe_homestuck_fan3703 4 роки тому +10

      I read this in his voice and it sounds like something he would do

    • @jccast8379
      @jccast8379 4 роки тому +4

      I can literally hear his voice

    • @yeetfeet731
      @yeetfeet731 3 роки тому +4

      "Currently have their parents being held hostage in a giant refrigerator" sound exactly what he would've said lmao

    • @Chris_Bacon
      @Chris_Bacon 3 роки тому +1

      I thought it would be like *I have spent the last 3 years and tommorow, I will be moving in as his new stepdad.

  • @ryana9610
    @ryana9610 5 років тому +3409

    Nobody:
    Mike: Little did they know, I pulled a Pablo Escobar on them 6 years ago by digging a 100x100 ft underground bunker made out of pure titanium with 200 layers of concrete and food for 5 people that can last 5 years, me being alone the food should last me 25 years. While I populate my bunker with an in-built yacht and a 20 car garage, this SWAT member continues to look in the oven.

  • @evaaa757
    @evaaa757 5 років тому +3894

    *what we all didn’t know is that Mike used all these challenges to plan the perfectly covered up murder*

    • @erehdeppart6057
      @erehdeppart6057 5 років тому +13

      1,000 subscribers without videos_Eva XDD And also... is your actual name Eva? Cuz if so my name is Eva too x3

    • @officerluckyreal4309
      @officerluckyreal4309 5 років тому +13

      Damn I knew it

    • @minticorn2770
      @minticorn2770 5 років тому +2

      Wait...... did he actually murder people?

    • @prumset6059
      @prumset6059 5 років тому +14

      @@minticorn2770 r/wooosh xD

    • @b3than_
      @b3than_ 5 років тому +4

      @@minticorn2770 sssh you can't tell anyone he'll come for you like he came for those before you

  • @trapstar1404
    @trapstar1404 5 років тому +13964

    If mike ever becomes a serial killer we’re doomed

    • @bryceb977
      @bryceb977 5 років тому +188

      Ohhh for sure

    • @kiajacobs47
      @kiajacobs47 5 років тому +313

      Nah boi will become a hitman

    • @pamelaa0613
      @pamelaa0613 5 років тому +87

      I’ll be dead

    • @troll4959
      @troll4959 5 років тому +171

      I'm just gonna join him

    • @flubsdubz6247
      @flubsdubz6247 5 років тому +111

      Well since I cant kill him or do something why not just join him?

  • @alefnery3203
    @alefnery3203 3 роки тому +80

    1:16 He did give clues where he would hide, and how he could leave the building,
    1- Safety
    2- FRIENDSHIP
    3- C A N D Y
    He's so smart.

  • @voidyboi4772
    @voidyboi4772 5 років тому +4116

    Swat member: *training for 18 years*
    Also swat member: *looks into oven*

    • @bluesky4705
      @bluesky4705 5 років тому +397

      Ya never know

    • @toxicotaku1767
      @toxicotaku1767 5 років тому +214

      Yep u never know if theres drugs inside

    • @voidyboi4772
      @voidyboi4772 5 років тому +31

      Gacha Ayu true

    • @itsconstur3686
      @itsconstur3686 5 років тому +210

      You’d be surprised how many people try to hide from em in ovens

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 5 років тому +36

      Well Mike *would* hide in an obvious place tho throw em off.

  • @jamesgatdula8513
    @jamesgatdula8513 5 років тому +9385

    Any mom would've found Mike in less than a minute.

  • @APPR.
    @APPR. 5 років тому +1260

    The SWAT look so pissed off! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq 5 років тому +95

      In real life they wouldn't allow those people to leave and move anything.

    • @afireaxe3240
      @afireaxe3240 5 років тому +32

      Tell no one

  • @bruhwicked620
    @bruhwicked620 4 роки тому +263

    Girls in the locker room: Lets sing song together
    Boys in the locker room:

  • @nigelpurviss
    @nigelpurviss 5 років тому +2381

    *what the SWAT team didn’t know was that there would be so many comments about what the they didn’t know*

  • @MugilanBaskaran
    @MugilanBaskaran 5 років тому +543

    What the SWAT team doesn't know, is how random UA-cam recommendations can be.

  • @mattie1066
    @mattie1066 5 років тому +2635

    Mike is actually the weirdest person from Buzfeed but these videos are really cool

    • @yeahyeah1204
      @yeahyeah1204 5 років тому +53

      Probably one of the only Buzzfeed videos I like

    • @oliviao8523
      @oliviao8523 5 років тому +20

      God big honestly this series is the only one I like

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 5 років тому +8

      God big nope! Watch Buzzfeed unsolved because that is way way way better than this

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 5 років тому +1

      Help me get 1000 subs with no videos Yay watch buzzfeed unsolved then

    • @mirhamzah7733
      @mirhamzah7733 5 років тому +3

      Buzzfeed unsolved also

  • @CB_here
    @CB_here 5 років тому +186

    Mike: these are my close friends helping me stage a wedding
    SWAT team: WE GOT HOSTAGES HERE

  • @ImMrSlav
    @ImMrSlav 6 років тому +2056

    Little did the swat team know, I was planning for 21 years

    • @Josh_Herman
      @Josh_Herman 6 років тому +3

      lel_eheh666 lol

    • @Vortex-zb6be
      @Vortex-zb6be 6 років тому +33

      Little did they know I was planning this for a solid 2 seconds

    • @lauren-mw9wr
      @lauren-mw9wr 6 років тому +10

      FBI OPEN UP!

    • @wiizzle1390
      @wiizzle1390 6 років тому +11

      Little that the swat team know , i had dragon claws

    • @taylorfrost4085
      @taylorfrost4085 6 років тому +9

      Little did the swat team know I was unarmed and they didn't need to hold up guns

  • @deathborn6815
    @deathborn6815 5 років тому +1712

    *What the swat team doesn’t know: I am the building*

  • @fizizy6415
    @fizizy6415 7 років тому +18271

    I feel like he's using all of these videos to practice his actual mastermind plot

    • @delaneylibby7240
      @delaneylibby7240 7 років тому +307

      Fizizy omg definitly

    • @DrBetty
      @DrBetty 7 років тому +472

      Fizizy Spending corporate money to plan the perfect escape irl. He sounds like a genius to me

    • @Will-ve7rk
      @Will-ve7rk 7 років тому +33

      I agree

    • @bobohany7717
      @bobohany7717 7 років тому +24

      feel ?

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 7 років тому +159

      I don't believe he is a genius, but he is great at deceiving his foes.

  • @peacefulpatriots2345
    @peacefulpatriots2345 4 роки тому +89

    Thanos: “I’m gonna kill off half the universe population”.
    Mike: **little did he know, I’ve been planning this for the past decade** .

  • @jgardner7726
    @jgardner7726 5 років тому +9829

    I feel like Mike deletes all the videos where he loses.

  • @denisealejandres7677
    @denisealejandres7677 6 років тому +881

    *What the SWAT team doesn’t know, I have a dragon.*

    • @terrifredericks9155
      @terrifredericks9155 6 років тому +8

      I was waiting for someone to say something like that

    • @rolandoalaniz12
      @rolandoalaniz12 5 років тому +6

      The Air Force can take care of that quickly

    • @NugWithSauce
      @NugWithSauce 5 років тому +1

      @@rolandoalaniz12 take the joke will you?

    • @chimp1561
      @chimp1561 5 років тому +2

      I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking FBI OPEN UP!

    • @justapumpkin8495
      @justapumpkin8495 5 років тому

      Thats nice but i have a karabite

  • @karatecow9947
    @karatecow9947 7 років тому +1675

    What about,
    ‘I tried to escape a murderer’?
    Except with plastic knives.

    • @calcium4600
      @calcium4600 7 років тому +24

      there wont be any available because if the police know were a murderer is they put them in prison !!

    • @hibrother6764
      @hibrother6764 7 років тому +12

      Callie Heron they wouldn’t use a real murderer

    • @Perfect0
      @Perfect0 7 років тому +35

      use a professional murderer who has been on the scene for 10+ years

    • @cd_playerr
      @cd_playerr 7 років тому +6

      Karate Cow yeah hire a murderer 😂

    • @George_Bland
      @George_Bland 7 років тому +4

      An assassin

  • @arthurmorggan6763
    @arthurmorggan6763 4 роки тому +65

    Grim reaper: *comes to kill mike*
    Mike: what he didn't know is that I was planning my escape for the last 60 years

  • @umbra.
    @umbra. 6 років тому +2981

    I didn’t think that hide and seek can get this competitive

    • @darkenedplayz8948
      @darkenedplayz8948 6 років тому +9

      Xcel Blitz I wish his channel stayed like this

    • @akbfd8
      @akbfd8 6 років тому +1

      Sub to sub?

    • @darkenedplayz8948
      @darkenedplayz8948 6 років тому +1

      ADDY GamingYT who cuz if me sry but nah

    • @akbfd8
      @akbfd8 6 років тому +1

      @@darkenedplayz8948 no not you

    • @dedrapena9473
      @dedrapena9473 6 років тому +1

      Xcel Blitz i know right

  • @eieio608
    @eieio608 6 років тому +678

    What the swat team didn’t know is that I spent the last two years preparing my escape...
    It took me awhile to figure out which continent to escape to....

    • @fufuboi1520
      @fufuboi1520 5 років тому +3

      @물고기kat's no It's your mother
      Yoke

    • @tawhidahmed8424
      @tawhidahmed8424 5 років тому

      Months not years

    • @fuckoff5616
      @fuckoff5616 5 років тому

      @물고기kat's i have a quiestion, why is your name fish??

  • @Mike-xw4jd
    @Mike-xw4jd 5 років тому +499

    'you dont know my toes bruh,my chest smells like cologne and my toes smells like mystery'
    *nervous german laughing*

  • @Single_penguin
    @Single_penguin 3 роки тому +30

    This guy's humor is ahead of his time

  • @alphere820
    @alphere820 7 років тому +518

    what they didn't know was i spent my entire life including being in my mother's womb, planning my master plan.

  • @lunatheluma3804
    @lunatheluma3804 6 років тому +2681

    little did they know i had cut off my hands so the couldn't put me in handcuffs

  • @ademwest934
    @ademwest934 5 років тому +1074

    when buzzfeed actually makes good content......oh wait this is two years old

    • @underscorekay
      @underscorekay 4 роки тому +44

      They have buzzfeed unsolved which also carries buzzfeed, but it’s just on a separate channel. Right now they are on a season break. If you watch it, watch mainly the ones with “unsolved” in the thumbnail

    • @Riumaan
      @Riumaan 4 роки тому +23

      There is buzzfeed unsolved where ryan and shane sacrifice their backs to carry buzzfeed

    • @shaylahuynh9586
      @shaylahuynh9586 4 роки тому +4

      KMS Bismarck Buzzfeed worth it was pretty good, but I’m pretty sure Steven left

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 3 роки тому +1

      People were saying Buzzfeed sucked even back when this came out. People need to make up their minds

  • @Oscar-mf4od
    @Oscar-mf4od 4 роки тому +42

    *Police arrest 'El chapo'.*
    El chapo: *"But what they didn't know i've planned this for my whole life"*

  • @DirtMaster
    @DirtMaster 5 років тому +1250

    Me: *with 2 mins headstart I go to the other exit*
    Timer: *starts*
    Me: *walks out, I win*

    • @sovereignshark
      @sovereignshark 5 років тому +24

      Boom your a master mind

    • @DirtMaster
      @DirtMaster 5 років тому +18

      @@sovereignshark I must say so myself, he is quite the mastermind
      I wonder who he is 🤔🤔

    • @sovereignshark
      @sovereignshark 5 років тому +4

      @@DirtMaster bro I mean you my head messed up that time lol

    • @mellowecho
      @mellowecho 5 років тому

      i read it in his voice

    • @-jalena-5512
      @-jalena-5512 5 років тому +1

      I am guessing they blocked the exits.

  • @omgronny-_
    @omgronny-_ 5 років тому +805

    What if Mike is planning to be a Serial Killer and these challenges is just for practice???

    • @nofacecam
      @nofacecam 5 років тому +23

      Shimoto Robles y do u think he’s been gone for 2 yrs

    • @omgronny-_
      @omgronny-_ 5 років тому +5

      @@nofacecam Exactly

    • @אלכסנדר-ב4ת
      @אלכסנדר-ב4ת 4 роки тому

      Shimoto Robles Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @kiencon7415
      @kiencon7415 4 роки тому +2

      He might be gone for two years since he has a letter of recommendation from the disguise video.

    • @Stonkzy
      @Stonkzy 4 роки тому +3

      *Little did they know that I was planning this for two years*

  • @SS-dr5ds
    @SS-dr5ds 7 років тому +884

    *What* *Buzzfeed* *didn't* *know* *is* *that* *i* *spent* *zero* *days* *preparing* *for* *this* *video* *and* *just* *found* *this* *in* *my* *recommend* *section* .

  • @wildbilly5
    @wildbilly5 4 роки тому +30

    Wife: Asks Mike to get more milk
    Mike: What they didn't know was I've been planning this for my whole life

  • @breannajarvis9134
    @breannajarvis9134 6 років тому +452

    *Kicks down door*
    Mike: “Thanks for knocking.”

    • @imvujhane7074
      @imvujhane7074 6 років тому +10

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre * my parents

    • @weirdo2757
      @weirdo2757 6 років тому

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre * haha

    • @birbsonfurb9380
      @birbsonfurb9380 6 років тому

      * TheyyAdoreeBreBre *
      Lol.
      Also I cringed hard because the video ends at 1336

    • @artistchaz3184
      @artistchaz3184 6 років тому

      Donovan D why are you cringing at that?

    • @birbsonfurb9380
      @birbsonfurb9380 6 років тому +1

      Cringe: an uncomfortable feeling.
      1337 - LEET.
      1336 is very close to 1337 and it made me feel uncomfortable.

  • @SirCreepus
    @SirCreepus 6 років тому +500

    Swat officer “ I was looking every where he could be hiding”
    6:46 *Opens Oven*

    • @aukun4992
      @aukun4992 5 років тому +33

      I mean if he could fit there or
      *LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I MADE A UNDERGROUND BUNKER WITH THE ENTRANCE BEING ON MY OVEN*

    • @ClaireClips
      @ClaireClips 5 років тому +3

      Alan Dal Carobo literally just what I was gonna say

    • @aldrinabacial4027
      @aldrinabacial4027 5 років тому

      @@aukun4992 Fix your Grammar

    • @aukun4992
      @aukun4992 5 років тому +4

      @@aldrinabacial4027 Fix it if you is annoyed.

    • @acieldee1188
      @acieldee1188 5 років тому

      SirCreepus maybe it contains clues

  • @MrEagle2704-OFFICIAL
    @MrEagle2704-OFFICIAL 5 років тому +490

    "I was looking behind objects, underneath objects, any place that Mike could've fit"
    *Looks inside of oven*

    • @futuretone
      @futuretone 5 років тому +8

      Mmm, Crispy.

    • @matthew3363
      @matthew3363 5 років тому +29

      I dont think mike is jewish though?

    • @F3RNY58
      @F3RNY58 5 років тому +8

      Matthew oh god why

    • @Epitaxia
      @Epitaxia 5 років тому +5

      @@matthew3363 *bruh*

    • @greghillard2515
      @greghillard2515 5 років тому +5

      Matthew 😂☠️ thanks you that m8.

  • @werbinichwohl7488
    @werbinichwohl7488 5 років тому +30

    Swat team: exists
    Twitch troller: hold my beer

  • @siddiqaqil
    @siddiqaqil 5 років тому +2532

    Swat team: Has night vision
    Also Swat team: Uses a flashlight in dark rooms
    Edit: wtf are u guys still arguing over this after 3 years

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 5 років тому +207

      You need some light for night vision goggles to work, not many understands this due to games...

    • @caesarthemonkey2488
      @caesarthemonkey2488 5 років тому +102

      Not to mention the flashlights can blind people inside rooms

    • @drfanum
      @drfanum 5 років тому +51

      Joel Ferrell you have no idea how night vision works

    • @anndymadrigal8769
      @anndymadrigal8769 5 років тому +5

      CarsonLovesYou actually you are the one who doesnt know how it works 😂

    • @drfanum
      @drfanum 5 років тому +33

      Anndy Madrigal no literally, night vision uses a phosphor filter and takes in light, it reflects the light and makes it brighter so it is visible through the night vision tube.

  • @narutoshippuden9975
    @narutoshippuden9975 6 років тому +508

    "Any place that mike could have fit" opens the oven

    • @DasDesertFox
      @DasDesertFox 6 років тому +1

      lol also i love naruto nice going :D

    • @ihmiwkms
      @ihmiwkms 6 років тому +1

      I hate juice

    • @ldtobi1
      @ldtobi1 6 років тому

      Naruto Shippuden ya never know

  • @Armando-tj1vo
    @Armando-tj1vo 5 років тому +3835

    We need Mike to help us raid area 51!

    • @shaneabney752
      @shaneabney752 5 років тому +20

      Hell Yes

    • @gcskits650
      @gcskits650 5 років тому +80

      What the SWAT didn't know was that he already raided Area 51 and called it Area 69

    • @michaelcao7997
      @michaelcao7997 5 років тому +5

      GCskits 6 lmfao

    • @hydrazzz9047
      @hydrazzz9047 5 років тому +4

      True true

    • @intrepidfungus6099
      @intrepidfungus6099 5 років тому +21

      Little did the government know I have been preparing this for the past 3244535343.646474 years

  • @jacksonmcreynolds3178
    @jacksonmcreynolds3178 4 роки тому +245

    My dads really good at this game
    We've been playing for 2 years now

    • @icinnabon
      @icinnabon 4 роки тому +2

      :(

    • @IWatchAnimeToBullyWeebsMoreAcu
      @IWatchAnimeToBullyWeebsMoreAcu 3 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @FreigeistaufReisen
      @FreigeistaufReisen 3 роки тому +2

      That's a dark one, but a good one :)

    • @yazu8114
      @yazu8114 3 роки тому +5

      Amateur. I've been playing this game with my dad for 29 years.

    • @mgmonkeys3158
      @mgmonkeys3158 3 роки тому +2

      It’s been 10 years but I actually found my dad, his hiding spot has legendary. I had to dig 8 feet under to find him in this box.

  • @JLHoskins
    @JLHoskins 7 років тому +845

    I swear Mike is gonna plan to become a supervillain and destroy the city one day and no one’s gonna be able to stop him

    • @deadacc3792
      @deadacc3792 7 років тому +4

      Cythro Hawk definitely

    • @dafled3418
      @dafled3418 7 років тому

      If they wanted they would've found him 😂

    • @ZensGem87
      @ZensGem87 7 років тому +3

      I was thinking this while watching! He's just testing out his skills by doing this series 😂

    • @aeternusgaming7113
      @aeternusgaming7113 7 років тому +4

      Yeah, if he has like 10 years to prepare for one city xD

    • @jimbowumbo4441
      @jimbowumbo4441 7 років тому

      True

  • @kann6756
    @kann6756 7 років тому +239

    6:30 "the answer is yes and if you disagree with me, you owe me $5"
    when you know you're wrong but still trying to win the argument

  • @iyashiro6855
    @iyashiro6855 5 років тому +579

    *PLOT TWIST*
    *He disguised himself as one of the swat*

    • @sgt.garrick
      @sgt.garrick 5 років тому +6

      KisuPlays *Plot Twist:* HE WAS THE WEDDING CAKE!

    • @adequatehaybaledirection338
      @adequatehaybaledirection338 5 років тому +1

      And he out the other SWAT member in the box

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 5 років тому

      [Faint sound of "Renegade" by Styx playing in the distance]

    • @theleftyguitarist
      @theleftyguitarist 5 років тому

      Plot twist
      He’s not anything

  • @cooper6381
    @cooper6381 3 роки тому +58

    Mike is ridiculous, we all must admit, but one of these days he will get kidnapped, and he will escape in less than an hour because of his strategy

    • @electronx5594
      @electronx5594 3 роки тому +1

      Strategy is to be planned, he can't if it's out of his expectation

  • @chloev5320
    @chloev5320 6 років тому +779

    “Looking anywhere that mike could fit” *checks oven*

  • @pluto3814
    @pluto3814 7 років тому +8195

    Next episode : I tried to escape taxes

    • @adinterovic7468
      @adinterovic7468 7 років тому +195

      Payton Yarrow little did it know I had my whole life to prepare

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +68

      I became homeless

    • @Pichy
      @Pichy 7 років тому +54

      Payton Yarrow I tried to escape child support

    • @asda-pc7rw
      @asda-pc7rw 7 років тому +8

      omg legend comment hahahaha

    • @nothuntr524
      @nothuntr524 7 років тому +8

      13:18 John Cena

  • @auroraborealis0990
    @auroraborealis0990 7 років тому +895

    Next: Escaping the IRS.

  • @horrorAk
    @horrorAk 4 роки тому +324

    01:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shaunaestes579
    @shaunaestes579 5 років тому +152

    *”GET ON THE GROUND NOW”*
    definitely guilt

  • @abubeast8816
    @abubeast8816 6 років тому +895

    Next episode: i tried to escape my emotionless voice

    • @aramsalih4788
      @aramsalih4788 6 років тому

      XspinoX lololololololololololol

    • @markmann6317
      @markmann6317 6 років тому +1

      I read that in Mike's emotionless voice

    • @bunbunlover1018
      @bunbunlover1018 6 років тому +1

      4sjxd Qureshi rude ik it's a joke but it's still rude

    • @shiroineko13
      @shiroineko13 6 років тому +1

      @@bunbunlover1018 naw he speaks like that on purpose and it is a bit obnoxious

    • @loopyme
      @loopyme 6 років тому

      Lmao

  • @Raikkonen73106
    @Raikkonen73106 5 років тому +4421

    I was looking at Objects where mike Could’ve fit..
    *”Checks Oven”*

    • @misterzachary8162
      @misterzachary8162 5 років тому +69

      5,000 subscribers with no videos challenge he’s like 5 foot tall and 100 pounds I’m sure he could fit in an oven lol

    • @lovesuka114
      @lovesuka114 5 років тому +6

      Zachary Johnson it’s actually a joke

    • @misterzachary8162
      @misterzachary8162 5 років тому +18

      Cranky AnimationYT so was my comment

    • @jakezimmer7256
      @jakezimmer7256 5 років тому +71

      Turns on oven instead of checking it

    • @bananamuncher741
      @bananamuncher741 5 років тому +3

      @@jakezimmer7256 LMAOOOO

  • @2x.C
    @2x.C 4 роки тому +21

    Mike: let’s play hide and seek
    Mikes Dad: ok
    Mike: What he doesn’t know is I spent the last 10 years planing

  • @Anonymous-mb1pj
    @Anonymous-mb1pj 5 років тому +5152

    *what Swat dont know is i edited that comment*

  • @derpy7193
    @derpy7193 7 років тому +7545

    Try to escape from North Korea

    • @99tarung
      @99tarung 7 років тому +29

      wud watch

    • @derpy7193
      @derpy7193 7 років тому +15

      Rodrigo Madrigal lol

    • @KhoiTTA
      @KhoiTTA 7 років тому +13

      Rodrigo Madrigal me too!

    • @derpy7193
      @derpy7193 7 років тому +12

      KERMIT SQUADD BOIZZZZZZZZ

    • @KhoiTTA
      @KhoiTTA 7 років тому +10

      Derp Kermit yay-yeah!

  • @sxullxve
    @sxullxve 6 років тому +228

    Video: *talks about swat team vs one SKINNY dude*
    Criminal: *takes notes*

    • @gianflower2493
      @gianflower2493 6 років тому

      hooyah lol 😂

    • @shadowarcher1132
      @shadowarcher1132 6 років тому

      bruh I got an easy way to hide when the cops came after me I cant tel in case they watch my posts.

    • @shadowarcher1132
      @shadowarcher1132 6 років тому

      I know thats why I didn't tell

  • @YogurtSnipe
    @YogurtSnipe 4 роки тому +25

    Breaking news: “A man escapes a 10 man swat team in a fish tank in Florida.”

  • @queso2547
    @queso2547 5 років тому +144

    Swat team: *breaks down door*
    Mike: thanks for knocking

  • @PrejudgedSeeker
    @PrejudgedSeeker 7 років тому +1342

    What if he’s planning a heist lol

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 7 років тому +69

      I Tried Robbing a Bank - Episode 10

    • @legitblackguycalledjameswi6226
      @legitblackguycalledjameswi6226 7 років тому +1

      Nick Jimenez I tried looking for the video

    • @deadexorcist312
      @deadexorcist312 7 років тому +14

      Yeah avoiding a bounty hunter and a sniffer dog now swat next it’s gunna be the fbi

    • @_mark_3814
      @_mark_3814 7 років тому +9

      Lol bts he’s getting lessons to dodge all the stuff

    • @PrejudgedSeeker
      @PrejudgedSeeker 7 років тому +1

      I wonder if he will be able to get away with a heist 😂

  • @DPerry-hq5xx
    @DPerry-hq5xx 5 років тому +161

    Mikes mom: you’re grounded
    Mike: little does she know I’ve been planning my escape for the last 2 months

  • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 3 роки тому +6

    Here's the issue, he knew that they were going to raid him, and SWAT relies on surprise.

  • @MrNinjafreak
    @MrNinjafreak 5 років тому +597

    *SWAT team exist*
    Mike: I'm gonna ruin this team's whole career.

    • @arieson7715
      @arieson7715 5 років тому +17

      Unless he actually was on the run, and not planned everything from the start, also they were payed probably.

    • @Jqdenx
      @Jqdenx 5 років тому +7

      This joke is so unoriginal

    • @MrNinjafreak
      @MrNinjafreak 5 років тому +3

      @@Jqdenx
      No it's great

    • @woosh_police4018
      @woosh_police4018 5 років тому +3

      @@arieson7715 paid to smell someone's feet. Sounds legit.

    • @arieson7715
      @arieson7715 5 років тому +1

      @@woosh_police4018 If you have a maximillian profile pic than your opinion no longer matters.

  • @justalex1025
    @justalex1025 5 років тому +427

    What Netflix didn’t know is that I have 70 alternative accounts

  • @ryanleroux2770
    @ryanleroux2770 7 років тому +5006

    Collectively, I think we all want to see Mike fail

    • @cartersage2314
      @cartersage2314 7 років тому +73

      Ryan LeRoux he has failed once

    • @kingoreo3529
      @kingoreo3529 7 років тому +15

      Carter Sage in witch one

    • @kris5613
      @kris5613 7 років тому +96

      fat Gamer The lie detector one if I’m not mistaken

    • @kingoreo3529
      @kingoreo3529 7 років тому +14

      Gemini Kriss oh yes I'm retarted I forgot

    • @thesisterlybloom5856
      @thesisterlybloom5856 7 років тому +41

      Ryan LeRoux I like watching him succeed

  • @wiigamez12345
    @wiigamez12345 4 роки тому +48

    How to win:
    Enters building and waits at exit for 2 min
    When the search starts, exit building
    *wins

  • @Thatguy-nh4by
    @Thatguy-nh4by 6 років тому +761

    Swat team:”Little did Mike know, we had been planning this for 7 years.
    *Swat Calls the woodwork guy and seals all exits until all the oxygen is over in the building and mike chokes to death*

    • @VixieTSQ
      @VixieTSQ 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @harrypage2307
      @harrypage2307 6 років тому

      @@VixieTSQ legendary comment lol

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 6 років тому +7

      Amazing plot twist

    • @Lagmaster33
      @Lagmaster33 6 років тому +3

      Thats some spetsnaz tactics riht there

    • @BagelMan.
      @BagelMan. 6 років тому +6

      The 15 minutes would be up and mike would win before the air will escape, he'd suffocate after though.
      But this is a legendary master plan 👌👌👌

  • @kohana6493
    @kohana6493 7 років тому +291

    I tried to escape my grade 10 math teacher who's still looking for my homework

  • @rodrigorebollos
    @rodrigorebollos 7 років тому +1395

    I hope someday you pop in an "Unsolved" video going "What Shane didn't know was that Ryan and I spent a month planning this entire plot" , planting fake encounters just to see if they can get him to admit the Supernatural is real. :0

  • @alexgolden1731
    @alexgolden1731 4 роки тому +5

    The most beautiful quote on planet Earth:
    "My chest smells like cologne, my toes smell like a mystery."

  • @zionaroni6357
    @zionaroni6357 7 років тому +3883

    This is the best game of hide and seek I’ve ever seen

  • @luqdude
    @luqdude 7 років тому +1832

    Outsmarted is becoming crazier, and crazier.
    I LIKE IT!

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 7 років тому +1017

    "With dope... or drugs" Lol thanks, I didn't know the difference till he said drugs

    • @josephcruz8362
      @josephcruz8362 7 років тому +13

      Candi Soda dope in 70's was know has majuriana. later it was know has crack. difference place in time change name of the word

    • @supremeduck213
      @supremeduck213 7 років тому +2

      Candi Soda are you being sarcastic

    • @Mickey-zp7vu
      @Mickey-zp7vu 7 років тому +1

      Supreme_duck__ PS4 nooooooo he's not

    • @justmax1834
      @justmax1834 7 років тому +1

      Michael Nyamohanga are you being sarcastic

    • @Mickey-zp7vu
      @Mickey-zp7vu 7 років тому +2

      JustCasual noooooooooooooooo im not

  • @fishc0re
    @fishc0re 4 роки тому +4

    Children : let's play tiggy!
    Mike : what they didn't know is that I've been planning how to shoot them down and find the perfect spot to run to for the last 13 years.

  • @wanncarlos9156
    @wanncarlos9156 6 років тому +2225

    "I Tried Escaping A SWAT Team"
    -Hiding Under The Table
    Amazing!👏😅

  • @eritaichristie5674
    @eritaichristie5674 7 років тому +1481

    Reason for Buzzfeed blue staying alive is Unsolved and Outsmarted

  • @Angel-iq7ou
    @Angel-iq7ou 6 років тому +776

    *How adults play hide and seek*

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 6 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @OwO-.
      @OwO-. 6 років тому +1

      So true

    • @przemek2466
      @przemek2466 6 років тому +1

      * underrated comment *

    • @thepeskyone
      @thepeskyone 6 років тому +1

      Illegal way

    • @tiiibo
      @tiiibo 6 років тому +1

      ```LOL```

  • @Hitmarkerdidnothingwrong
    @Hitmarkerdidnothingwrong 3 роки тому +4

    Collect the stuff that makes airbags work and carefully place that material into a glass jar that has the inside lined with copper (foil or wire wound up to have similar coverage). Place said jars into several places and place multiples into same area to increase effect. That's how you win this game, hypothetically, ofc.

  • @ErisEntropy
    @ErisEntropy 6 років тому +602

    The swat team came in for a realistic drill, not a fantasy 80's style spy movie villain's lair.

    • @russiandrago821
      @russiandrago821 6 років тому +37

      Blueblitz I take that as the point, SWAT teams aren't prepared for tricks. He used his prep time and ideas to his advantage and adverted their expectations.

    • @ErisEntropy
      @ErisEntropy 6 років тому +41

      Yea, but in a real scenario you wouldn't know if a swat team was coming after you, and you wouldn't have a lair like this. Also, they saw the table and just left it, probably thinking that the Mike's friends were just cleaning stuff up.

    • @artoriosvii6801
      @artoriosvii6801 6 років тому +17

      He did state that this was Mikes world not real world before the beginning but I mean yeah it's certainly not realistic

    • @BigMac8000
      @BigMac8000 6 років тому +26

      You might know a swat team is coming after you, it's not outside the realm of possibility to have a prepared hiding spot. In a real world situation you might've had a recent encounter with the police, you might hear them break in the front door and run to your spot. It's not *entirely* outside the scope of reasonable expectations, especially when dealing with white-collar or high-level mafia.
      Given that his hiding spot only required about 30 seconds to get into, a reasonable criminal could prepare such a spot months in advance and then only use it when needed. A hiding space in the kitchen and a cell phone could accomplish the same scenario.
      Swat teams are trained to deal with strategic and tactical situations - an individual hiding in an unusual space isn't outside the scope of their training. They should've known something was up when the caterer's attempted to leave what would presumably be an active crime scene.
      I do think being on a television show might affect their performance, as in a real situation they would've flipped the room HARD and on TV they might want to play down the destructive level of a normal swat invasion - if SWAT is called, generally it's very serious and property damage (even cakes) aren't really a concern.
      I have to admit, creating the cake-at-the-door situation probably added a lot to that. Having civilians on scene does create chaos.
      I wouldn't fault the team - it was a good plan, and even swat teams mess up. Strategically had they been following their training properly they probably would've caught him - but human error always happens, even to the best trained men.

    • @rougegamingandrapsofficial8259
      @rougegamingandrapsofficial8259 6 років тому +1

      BigMac8000 preach it

  • @johobo6556
    @johobo6556 6 років тому +170

    Plot twist: all these videos are him practising to escape the country after he commits a huge crime

  • @Pendragon981
    @Pendragon981 6 років тому +192

    I love how emotionless Mike is, yet he still maintains a dark calculating sense of humor. He would make the ideal Joker.

    • @stynershiner1854
      @stynershiner1854 6 років тому +5

      Adam Bowden Joker is not emotionless

    • @dorianescob1294
      @dorianescob1294 6 років тому +1

      You mean "sarcastic"😂😂
      I put it in quotes for a reason

    • @Memorax
      @Memorax 6 років тому +1

      hes corny af

  • @Shurzii_
    @Shurzii_ 4 роки тому +8

    Lemme just say, when mike asked the others if they wanted to smell his toes, the last guy paused so long I thought he was gonna say yes.

  • @محمدصلاحالدين-ج1ذ
    @محمدصلاحالدين-ج1ذ 5 років тому +368

    Nobody:
    Mike: I outsmarted and killed thanos

  • @sajitpadencherry6674
    @sajitpadencherry6674 6 років тому +969

    Next episode : I tried escaping child support.

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 6 років тому

      Nice

    • @twister9417
      @twister9417 6 років тому

      11 out of 10 :p

    • @Jade-ht1tz
      @Jade-ht1tz 6 років тому +2

      beaver man Next episode: I tried escaping the fact that beaver man stole a comment that’s a year old...

    • @calmic9838
      @calmic9838 6 років тому

      Beaverman is gay I swear

    • @kirkwoodkidd5652
      @kirkwoodkidd5652 6 років тому

      Lmao im 💀💀

  • @niel8279
    @niel8279 6 років тому +480

    *hide and seek adults edition*

  • @popefrancis3479
    @popefrancis3479 4 роки тому +7

    Well to be realistic a real life situation would have a LOT of swat teams patrolling the area around the warehouse so even if he made it out he would still be caught

  • @deborahmiroslava6071
    @deborahmiroslava6071 6 років тому +100

    Mike:"I'm going to escape a SWAT team using the power of love"
    Me:"Marry them, Mike."

    • @MiyaMam948
      @MiyaMam948 6 років тому +2

      FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, MIKE
      MARRY THEM ALL

    • @biasedfan
      @biasedfan 6 років тому +2

      JUST DO IT!

    • @oh1runningtooth709
      @oh1runningtooth709 6 років тому +1

      “COUGH” sex “COUGH COUGH”

  • @XxRoEmxX
    @XxRoEmxX 7 років тому +4364

    Professional hide and seekers

  • @soulnickos2245
    @soulnickos2245 5 років тому +226

    Normally I think the SWAT team would put handcuffs to all of them in that wedding room

    • @devboi6031
      @devboi6031 5 років тому +2

      R& G it’s because they are not suspects boi

    • @jenniferyearout7681
      @jenniferyearout7681 5 років тому +22

      Depends on why they’re there. If it’s a hostage rescue and they know there’s only one subject, maybe not. If they’re hitting a house on a search warrant, everyone inside is probably getting cuffed until they’re ID’d and it’s determined whether or not they are involved in a crime. If this had been a real situation, those people probably would have been detained until he was found.

    • @SoupSnipe
      @SoupSnipe 5 років тому +17

      @@devboi6031 Generally you either secure them or escort them out though. You just don't let civilians walk around a possible firefight.

    • @Swolidarity
      @Swolidarity 5 років тому

      Dev Boi they also put handcuffs on suspects irl in case they are baddies

    • @Sakboi2012
      @Sakboi2012 5 років тому +1

      @@Swolidarity civies get the cuffs too.

  • @syncringe1885
    @syncringe1885 3 роки тому +3

    "Why are we talking about dragons again."
    Perfect time to suddenly have a dragon to suddenly appear behind mike.

  • @gwet7849
    @gwet7849 5 років тому +506

    Is it bad that I wanted Mike to lose so he would cross the street in a diaper

    • @zander.c5240
      @zander.c5240 5 років тому +2

      I don't think he has EVER lost

    • @kasiakl1
      @kasiakl1 5 років тому +1

      @clevland negro what video?

    • @gwet7849
      @gwet7849 5 років тому +1

      @Oh YeAh oH yEaH Or you were going through the comment section at the wrong time

    • @gwet7849
      @gwet7849 5 років тому +2

      @Oh YeAh oH yEaH I have no idea what the heck that means but ok

    • @rakar8978
      @rakar8978 5 років тому +1

      Oh YeAh oH yEaH SAME!

  • @dancorten6394
    @dancorten6394 6 років тому +1184

    I hope people don't actually believe that this guy can a escape a real swat team. Because a real swat team would have more than 3 officers and more resources such air support and enough officers to cover every exit and not let anyone leave the area without being throughly searched .

    • @shadowarcher1132
      @shadowarcher1132 6 років тому +94

      its also a challenge. so they aren't going to have that many out there if it was real situation then yes they would but its a challenge so the don't need as many

    • @rsten109
      @rsten109 6 років тому +79

      Well yeah a normal criminal wouldn’t decorate the place they are hiding in or leave clues. It’s just to see if he can come up with a plan that can fool a team of professionals.

    • @hassnain3870
      @hassnain3870 6 років тому +4

      daniel cortex mehh. three enought actually.

    • @avak2101
      @avak2101 6 років тому +45

      of course he wouldn't escape a real team
      but hey, escaping 3 of them is quite an achievement

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 6 років тому +15

      he’s not an actual criminal so there goin easy

  • @ashlynn6839
    @ashlynn6839 7 років тому +413

    I really should think he should try escaping the SWAT team without 2 months of preparation!

    • @erkandpent
      @erkandpent 7 років тому +41

      Phabulous Phame well to be fair, I would think that most criminals would try to prepare for a raid. They would probably have time to prepare too.

    • @wuxushalion
      @wuxushalion 7 років тому +15

      Lol, they wouldn't know there was going to be a raid. Unless someone's a mole, they're never gonna know. That's how SWAT, the SEALS, and any other special forces work.

    • @Fly_Silver
      @Fly_Silver 7 років тому +6

      wtf, you do realize "they" are always on edge, why wouldnt they be prepared. People having been hiding drugs in rice for awhile. If they did that much, who knows what else they did. Mafia hides loot behind walls. Come on, think about it.

    • @hayleehishere8871
      @hayleehishere8871 7 років тому +4

      I think it's fair. These are highly paid professionals who do this for a living so in a realistic scenario yes they will honestly probably catch him very fast.

    • @mythic_omen948
      @mythic_omen948 7 років тому

      “What the ____ doesn’t know is that I’ve been planning my ____ for 2 _____”

  • @yeboi1887
    @yeboi1887 5 років тому +1

    Honestly this dude and unsolved are the people keeping buzzfeed alive