I Tried Escaping A Special Operations Sniper

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @himo566
    @himo566 7 років тому +883

    Imagine being a professional sniper and seeing your target dance around in a grey suit with colors flying all around him

    • @Dancingqueen1997
      @Dancingqueen1997 7 років тому +32

      Hi Mo it would make the battlefield very interesting

    • @karmansingh8644
      @karmansingh8644 7 років тому +30

      Hi Mo in battlefield sniper will probably shoot everyone😂😂😂..

    • @SlingingForALiving
      @SlingingForALiving 7 років тому +2

      Hi Mo i would have just shot them all at that point and save them the trouble

    • @jr.jorgesandoval9427
      @jr.jorgesandoval9427 7 років тому +1

      Hi Mo
      Just drop a gas grenade to make them choke and unmask in view.

    • @ciarokas
      @ciarokas 7 років тому +1

      The Sniper would shot his self

  • @dwomi
    @dwomi 7 років тому +3331

    "Next, we would dance in a circle as fast as we can to confuse him, as well as make him jealous of all the fun we're having"

  • @CharlieMeier
    @CharlieMeier 7 років тому +4739

    "What he doesn't know is that I am not even going to show up"

  • @thisguy8106
    @thisguy8106 4 роки тому +3163

    Mike: *loses virginity*
    Also Mike: What my virginity didn't know was, I had spent the previous 38 years preparing to lose it.

    • @Left-Kelp
      @Left-Kelp 4 роки тому +13

      lmao

    • @0ddmood899
      @0ddmood899 4 роки тому +9

      This is the best

    • @guywhotriestogetalife5041
      @guywhotriestogetalife5041 4 роки тому +20

      He loses it from a Sword Fight
      Literally

    • @Zaxch_Schyler
      @Zaxch_Schyler 3 роки тому +3

      @@guywhotriestogetalife5041 Goddamnit You killed me

    • @GorillaWithACellphone
      @GorillaWithACellphone 2 роки тому +1

      The 4chan/redditor version is just “what my virginity does know is that i will never lose it despite planning to for the last 50 years.”

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 4 роки тому +7722

    Mike in the womb: What my mom didn't know is I spent the last 9 months planning my escape.

  • @blessmedahyun9921
    @blessmedahyun9921 4 роки тому +6910

    "I'll wear ghilie suit so he can't see my movement"
    *cameraman sits behind the sniper"

    • @jorgehca90
      @jorgehca90 4 роки тому +52

      Exactly

    • @Dango189
      @Dango189 4 роки тому +29

      So he can't see him from a distance lol not from upclose

    • @RambunctiousVA
      @RambunctiousVA 4 роки тому +65

      @@Dango189 The cameraman gives him away

    • @xo5094
      @xo5094 4 роки тому +13

      It’s a drone I think

    • @fourdubs4
      @fourdubs4 4 роки тому +34

      they had the cameramen all over so they didn’t know which cameraman he was by

  • @EdwiN254
    @EdwiN254 5 років тому +2536

    Sniper: I will get you.
    Mike: Brings 4 more people
    Sniper: *OUTSTANDING MOVE*

    • @aliishukurlu
      @aliishukurlu 5 років тому +4

      Hey Do You Know Cowbelly/Clumsy/Meme Awards???

    • @venwarjaff4370
      @venwarjaff4370 5 років тому +11

      YES OUTSTANDING MOVE, but it’s illegal

    • @EdwiN254
      @EdwiN254 5 років тому

      @@venwarjaff4370 idk it is illegal... it even works under water

    • @thepersonnooneknows
      @thepersonnooneknows 5 років тому

      @@EdwiN254 and repaired it with only flex tape

    • @chalkalite7801
      @chalkalite7801 5 років тому +1

      Illusion:100

  • @mr.gubagub1899
    @mr.gubagub1899 4 роки тому +388

    No one:
    Mike's decoy: I don't know Mike at all. I don't care if he gets shot.

  • @BrekkaJones24
    @BrekkaJones24 5 років тому +2643

    "What the sniper didn know is that I spent the last 20 years sabotaging his family and health"

  • @jonipotato9763
    @jonipotato9763 5 років тому +7792

    *What Mike didn't know was that I was using REAL ammo*

  • @alexgnav2515
    @alexgnav2515 7 років тому +2110

    Can you imagine the episode I tried escaping a master hit man then," What he doesn't know is that I have been planning 2 years before this"

    • @kgbhoneytits105
      @kgbhoneytits105 7 років тому +89

      Alex Vang "I've been preparing for this for two centuries

    • @abstract7710
      @abstract7710 7 років тому +25

      I've literally spent all my life working on a master plan for this moment

    • @HoopDogg1888
      @HoopDogg1888 7 років тому +19

      No no it goes like this "Can you imagine the episode i tried escaping a master hit man then." What he doesn't know is that I have been planning for 2 years. *PLOT TWIST* Hitman: What he doesn't know is that this is a real assassination to kill him! DUNDUNDUDNUN

    • @hannahwomack8673
      @hannahwomack8673 7 років тому +3

      Alex Vang 600th like sooooo satisfying

    • @peoi887
      @peoi887 7 років тому +4

      nice

  • @IDK-gx3fp
    @IDK-gx3fp 4 роки тому +523

    Plot twist: the sniper was actually hired by another person to kill mike and load the gun with real ammo

    • @HeroicLeo8125
      @HeroicLeo8125 4 роки тому +6

      Ok

    • @friendlyneighborhoodsoviet4512
      @friendlyneighborhoodsoviet4512 4 роки тому +16

      Plot Twist: Mike hired him

    • @rodmancuellar8674
      @rodmancuellar8674 4 роки тому +12

      @@friendlyneighborhoodsoviet4512 but what he didn't know was that mike prepared for 6 years in advance for this exact moment and replaced all the ammunation in the world with bubble gum packages to escape death itself.

    • @Joshua-dx7zn
      @Joshua-dx7zn 2 роки тому +4

      Naw, they were using the same armorer as the Rust movie.

    • @Cooperswag007
      @Cooperswag007 2 роки тому

      @@Joshua-dx7zn bro 💀

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 5 років тому +4338

    U.S. Army: Blows up Mike’s house with him inside
    Mike: What they didn’t know is that I had been planning this since the soldiers were born

  • @merp7280
    @merp7280 5 років тому +4490

    Sniper: *wears ghillie suit*
    camera man: *follows him around and doesn't hide*

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 5 років тому +77

      Merp R.I.P. logic, just throw that out the window already!

    • @raccoon9681
      @raccoon9681 5 років тому +15

      true tho

    • @shady_ger
      @shady_ger 5 років тому +49

      Yeah this video is totally made up but I think that makes it funny

    • @theathedeathwolf4386
      @theathedeathwolf4386 5 років тому +7

      Ghillie*

    • @thekidrepublican.1067
      @thekidrepublican.1067 5 років тому +5

      They couldn’t see them

  • @fIycorpse
    @fIycorpse 7 років тому +658

    *"What the sniper didn't know was that I wasn't even going to show up*"

  • @cookingwithcarrus
    @cookingwithcarrus 4 роки тому +185

    “If the sniper shoots himself in the leg...I will be very surprised”

  • @Calilou52
    @Calilou52 5 років тому +1415

    imagine being on a night operation and just looking down the scope to see a bunch of silver creatures locking arms and dancing in a circle surrounded by colorful smoke

    • @Serkong
      @Serkong 5 років тому +65

      Oh hell no I need an evac

    • @glitchxedfix134
      @glitchxedfix134 5 років тому +54

      "Yeeaaaaaa command I think we're gonna have to pull this op"

    • @ghostbeats3214
      @ghostbeats3214 5 років тому +32

      Shoot em all cause I’d think it was a cult 😂

    • @PAPIOSO908
      @PAPIOSO908 5 років тому +21

      I would wonder what the hell kind of drugs they are on

    • @MuhammadAli-jh8bx
      @MuhammadAli-jh8bx 5 років тому +4

      Iron Maiden’s Dance of the dead playing in the background ?!

  • @heathdockery8903
    @heathdockery8903 5 років тому +3226

    “What Mike doesn’t know is that I am going to use real bullets”

    • @Smoko_
      @Smoko_ 5 років тому +65

      What some people dont know that this was a stolen comment.

    • @sharron74
      @sharron74 5 років тому +28

      RollinEazy What you don't know is this wasn't copied and they both had the same ideas to be honest.

    • @jasonvoorheesv1nce904
      @jasonvoorheesv1nce904 5 років тому +12

      What you don't know is that there are many comments likes this

    • @Zap-rw2mo
      @Zap-rw2mo 5 років тому +4

      Stolen

    • @tonyfrm4002
      @tonyfrm4002 5 років тому +8

      RollinEazy what you need to understand is that it actually wasn’t a made up comment because they both took it from the video

  • @harpers3017
    @harpers3017 7 років тому +1706

    Just imagine walking by this and just seeing a whole bunch of guys in gray clothing, and smoke coulourful smoke bombs... sounds like some sort of satanic ritual😂

    • @kaybailey6338
      @kaybailey6338 7 років тому +18

      Harpstar Craze I would think aliens 😂👽

    • @jasduggal3471
      @jasduggal3471 7 років тому +3

      Harpstar Craze 😂😂😂

    • @leonbelmont4028
      @leonbelmont4028 7 років тому +11

      more like power rangers monsters

    • @girlsgeneration7019
      @girlsgeneration7019 7 років тому +3

      Harpstar Craze lmao and how they were all holding hands and dancing in a circle all crazy

    • @giorgitephnadze8549
      @giorgitephnadze8549 7 років тому

      Harpstar Craze i

  • @ARCISX
    @ARCISX 4 роки тому +513

    5:04 *The first thing the US Space Force sees after landing on Mars.*

    • @xsir_hcx3897
      @xsir_hcx3897 4 роки тому +9

      ARCEX Clear to engage? Copy, light em up.

    • @ARCISX
      @ARCISX 4 роки тому +3

      @@burntochre8645 lmao but we don't do the dancing ritual. xD

    • @yvonnehong4167
      @yvonnehong4167 4 роки тому +1

      Made my day🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

    • @frozenquasar1309
      @frozenquasar1309 3 роки тому +1

      Astronauts:The hell they doin?
      The Aliens:W̸̗͊e̵̙̯̯͒͑̃̓̏͋́̓̑̒͘̚͠ ̷̨̗̟̰̘̘̺̣̦̟̮̖̊̈̒̋̀͒̑͊͛̏̏͒̏͘ͅs̸̢̝̩̄͗̾̈́̎̐̈́̚̚͜͝ư̵̙͇̥͎̇̏̂̂̏́͠͠͝m̴̠̠̱͕͔͆͆m̵̨̨̛̤̙͎̲̙̐̓͋͑͊̽o̸̡̖͔͔͙͎̼͕̞̟͗n̸͎̻̰̮̺̒͑̍͒̌͛̄̆ ̷̢̢͒̋͝t̸͇̯̬̓̋̅̐͂̉̎͆͘͝ȟ̷̢̢̻̱̟̼͍̎͑͗̊͗̆̋͘͠ẽ̵̢͕̣̟̌͌̂̋̌̽́̌͋̾͆̐̀͝è̷͚̺̺͙̱̫̦̦̭̌̓̽̆̂̒́̎͌̚̚̕͝ ̶̢̻̙̫͉̻̼̲̦̬̳̼͔͔͒͗̈́̏̀͆̀̇d̸̨͇̺͓͈̰̳̜̦̳̹̪̱̒́̿a̸͔̯͖̹̣̅̐͊̾̌̎̄̌̀̽̓̓͝ŕ̴̲͇͉̦̭͝k̷͔̗̞̰̣̖̺̙̯̱̞̓̍̈͋͆̃͌ ̸̧̡̞̼͉̰̮̗̲̥̹͖̃̚͜l̴̛̠͕͇̘͔̟̋͐͐̔͒͐̑̓͆̏̽͘o̵̢̺͙̯̤̲̯͔̯͆̎̅̅̀̓̈͗̎̍̈ͅr̶͉̻̖͇̰̪͇̤̥͕͆͛̏͛̈͊͊͠͝d̸͕̱͕̖͓̠̻͇͉͓̺͙̎͑̆̉̈̋̄̇̋͠͝ ̷̢̛̣̟̼͔͉͚̩͍̾͑́͐̏̋͐͆͠͝l̵̠̗͖̽̌͌̿͌̈́̎ů̶̝̔̑͐̿̿̔̊̎̇̈́̑̑͒̈́c̵̦̲̳̉̉̋̔͘i̸̡̡͕̣͙̮̼̖̩̳̪̰̪͇̱͑͌̓̕f̶̛̲̜̰̱̜̻̓͑̾͐̌̈́̏̚ͅe̶͍̖̘͒͂͆̎̎̾̽̚͜͝͝ͅr̷̳̻͔̞̪͍̬̭̠̰͓̼͎̯͂̀͐͜ͅ

  • @s.elleee8055
    @s.elleee8055 7 років тому +2304

    "I don't know mike at all I don't really care if he gets shot" says the comedian😂😂😂

  • @antonymous9196
    @antonymous9196 5 років тому +5544

    When they were standing i could easily identify mikes body shape...

  • @daylamarii
    @daylamarii 7 років тому +2516

    Him: "Please don't shoot me in the face"
    Sniper: "I will shoot you center mass"
    Him: " you're gonna aim for my ass😏"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @kristinat6421
      @kristinat6421 7 років тому +116

      I was trying to determine which guy was him by their butts and shoulders. It honestly worked

    • @amoungdrip1184
      @amoungdrip1184 7 років тому +1

      AviaSkai ii

    • @theknownone9769
      @theknownone9769 7 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Helsuz
      @Helsuz 7 років тому

      AviaSkai lol

    • @acharyza317
      @acharyza317 7 років тому +1

      My hands are sticky. v.v

  • @mathiaz0589
    @mathiaz0589 4 роки тому +209

    Mike getting kidnapped. Mike: what the kidnapper didn’t know was that I’ve been planing a escape for the last 2 weeks

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry 5 років тому +2003

    Imagine another Sniper being like:
    *WTF am I witnessing?*

    • @dakotabiggs9160
      @dakotabiggs9160 5 років тому +54

      Got another sniper aiming to kill, up on the mountain, watching all of this go down. Just decides, he no longer wants the kill.

    • @aishaazhar7685
      @aishaazhar7685 4 роки тому

      nnn..!!!?,m...
      m
      ..īhvbaznllllĺnbbkl
      j.ña k

    • @pitufelgasgaming3689
      @pitufelgasgaming3689 4 роки тому

      1000 like :o

    • @soulofresolve9514
      @soulofresolve9514 4 роки тому +1

      Me You r/ihadastroke

    • @okayokay12
      @okayokay12 4 роки тому +1

      @@dakotabiggs9160 a cult

  • @cajamesia2261
    @cajamesia2261 7 років тому +4413

    Mike has way too much free time...

  • @ebonypuru2056
    @ebonypuru2056 7 років тому +2760

    "Next we're going to dance in a circle. This should make the sniper dizzy and jealous of all the fun we're having" Haha

  • @JDL3777
    @JDL3777 7 років тому +3082

    "I don't know mike, I don't care if he gets shot"😂

  • @vc9512
    @vc9512 7 років тому +2521

    This series is actually quite interesting.

    • @TheMovieMyLife
      @TheMovieMyLife 7 років тому +13

      Agreed.:-)
      I listened hard but couldn't help visualising the face of Bradley Cooper's character in American Sniper (2014) each time the sniper in this video spoke.

    • @GiveMeRage666
      @GiveMeRage666 7 років тому +2

      Kawaii Films TV it really is

    • @valeriamendez661
      @valeriamendez661 7 років тому +2

      fr

    • @kizunahenta.1759
      @kizunahenta.1759 7 років тому +18

      I like the idea, but so far, they've all been unfair.

    • @honeybunny9260
      @honeybunny9260 7 років тому +1

      Kawaii Films TV ye

  • @marvolky980
    @marvolky980 3 роки тому +14

    Mike:"What are you going to shoot me with?"
    SOS: "50 BMG with red tracers"

  • @upmusic6368
    @upmusic6368 7 років тому +856

    "You're gonna shoot my ass?"
    I actually lold 😂

    • @acharyza317
      @acharyza317 7 років тому +8

      lol that and the end when he said "YUMMEH!" XD

    • @warrirs4life955
      @warrirs4life955 7 років тому +1

      AngryUkGuy laughed out louded? Yeah never say lold please 😂

    • @croc4081
      @croc4081 7 років тому

      AngryUkGuy China v

  • @obamamanmanman8734
    @obamamanmanman8734 5 років тому +734

    *Helicopter flies overhead* sees grey people dancing in rainbow smoke.

    • @ImGazu
      @ImGazu 5 років тому +36

      "And if you look to your left you will see... Uhh... Hey! On our right is the Grand Canyon!"

    • @Polar_Magnet
      @Polar_Magnet 5 років тому +5

      @@ImGazu you made my night bro

    • @badbb6720
      @badbb6720 5 років тому +2

      Lol ded

    • @sprazex4578
      @sprazex4578 5 років тому +3

      I only have 3 letters for dis... Gay

    • @lilj3467
      @lilj3467 5 років тому +4

      @@ImGazu pilot confuses the grey people for aliens
      Pilot: *calls area 51*

  • @lsdcyclops7316
    @lsdcyclops7316 5 років тому +2544

    *Grim Reaper shows up at Mike’s house*
    Mike: What he didn’t know was that I spent the last 5 months planning my escape.

    • @ohboi1655
      @ohboi1655 5 років тому +33

      No he planned his life for this

    • @medlawar8645
      @medlawar8645 5 років тому +2

      nice pfp

    • @theirishboah8385
      @theirishboah8385 5 років тому +9

      *The White Death shows up to Mike's house*
      Mike: He don't know that i planned this for three last lifes and the actual one.

    • @salpit4349
      @salpit4349 5 років тому

      nazi steam lol

    • @grimi_
      @grimi_ 4 роки тому

      But what will he do?

  • @limuemuanddoug9539
    @limuemuanddoug9539 4 роки тому +19

    Sniper: wears ghillie suit
    My brain: “Looks like you blew off his arm. Shock and blood loss will do the rest”

  • @sebb10
    @sebb10 5 років тому +1664

    why is the sniper hiding? the cameraman is like right behind him in normal clothes

    • @seasgarage
      @seasgarage 5 років тому +60

      Thats how they are trained to gain recon.

    • @longmont_fire5137
      @longmont_fire5137 5 років тому +1

      josh m He is getting to a higher advantage to see over them better

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 5 років тому +1

      @@seasgarage That's*

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 5 років тому +1

      @Anthony Martinez you forgot the question mark

    • @enamariayvettemorales2061
      @enamariayvettemorales2061 5 років тому +2

      Ultimate Soccer good point I didn’t even think about that

  • @giminplaysyt6758
    @giminplaysyt6758 5 років тому +3150

    It's easy to find mike because he was the skinniest one of them

  • @RawDoggin_78
    @RawDoggin_78 6 років тому +2070

    *WHAT THE SNIPER DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT I SPENT THE LAST 10 YEARS BUILDING A NUCLEAR BUNKER TO AVOID GETTING SHOT.*

  • @marynicolino2251
    @marynicolino2251 4 роки тому +14

    Kidnappers: Attempt to kidnap him
    Mike: What they didn't know is that I had been planning my escape for the past 5 weeks

  • @user-ry4ip9ps9x
    @user-ry4ip9ps9x 5 років тому +1732

    *What the sniper didn’t know was that I was gonna shoot back*

    • @OwO-.
      @OwO-. 5 років тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @zachgrant
      @zachgrant 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless 5 років тому +38

      That would've been fucked up but funny

    • @donskollyon
      @donskollyon 5 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @axisninja2773
      @axisninja2773 5 років тому +1

      yeah he always got day muhfuggin plan

  • @ccs898
    @ccs898 7 років тому +120

    'You guys want to grab some quesadillas?'
    'I ate 3 muffins today'

  • @Leaninmyspleen.
    @Leaninmyspleen. 5 років тому +797

    *loads regular sniper bullet in*

    • @aldrinthomas4746
      @aldrinthomas4746 5 років тому +14

      beautiful shot

    • @blazingpurity3337
      @blazingpurity3337 5 років тому +13

      *Casually loads a 50 cal. Bullet*

    • @josephhussain7238
      @josephhussain7238 5 років тому +1

      Blazing Purity
      *casually switches gun and loads .950 JDJ*

    • @eazye088
      @eazye088 5 років тому +1

      Casually shoots all of them.

    • @sprazex4578
      @sprazex4578 5 років тому

      @@josephhussain7238 *Casually switches into tank and loads High-Explosive.*

  • @martinmadrazo6189
    @martinmadrazo6189 4 роки тому +11

    Enemy Target: Hey bro, let me dance and hide under blankets with my friends before you shoot!
    US Sniper: Yeah bro, take your time

  • @lianakk118
    @lianakk118 7 років тому +422

    ok I'm dead "i had three muffins today"

    • @lianakk118
      @lianakk118 7 років тому +74

      this guy got me pissing, he says all that with a straight face lmao how?

  • @benis9965
    @benis9965 7 років тому +604

    This dude is gonna be a real danger if he becomes actually wanted

    • @1aurena
      @1aurena 7 років тому +13

      The God Of Narwhals I think that's the point 😂

    • @benis9965
      @benis9965 7 років тому +28

      I don`t think the point is to create a danger to society.

    • @ricardonegrete8727
      @ricardonegrete8727 7 років тому

      The God Of Narwhals if he was actually wanted they would've just arrested everyone

    • @pepper387
      @pepper387 7 років тому +1

      Stays That's what I was thinking!

    • @stonecoldracing6
      @stonecoldracing6 7 років тому +7

      CaptainEragon it's a joke geez dude lol

  • @2x.C
    @2x.C 4 роки тому +8

    No one:
    Mike: What the sniper didn’t know is I spent the last 11 years planing

  • @carsoncarcar5523
    @carsoncarcar5523 7 років тому +159

    I love how he says the funniest things with the straightest face

  • @Brian-wg4hl
    @Brian-wg4hl 5 років тому +860

    We need Mike to sneak his way into Area 51 to get all of the cool stuff while this sniper acts as recon and distracts the guards

  • @cassk1109
    @cassk1109 7 років тому +632

    I actually guessed right at which one mike was when they were standing in the line getting ready to be shot at😱😂

  • @jake8911
    @jake8911 7 років тому +459

    This guy I swear is getting ready to do the biggest heist ever xD

    • @FirstLast-cz2md
      @FirstLast-cz2md 7 років тому +8

      jay Manchester when you play GTA to much

    • @jake8911
      @jake8911 7 років тому +5

      Shorty Oliva lol so true

    • @Brendan0520
      @Brendan0520 7 років тому +1

      jay Manchester Manchester United

    • @zboss-5.0
      @zboss-5.0 7 років тому

      He reminds me of houston for some reason

  • @TreviniTheGeni
    @TreviniTheGeni 7 років тому +437

    "It's gonna be difficult for Mike to see me move out here."
    Says that as the fucking camera guy follows him around. 😑

    • @DarkDemise6066
      @DarkDemise6066 7 років тому +16

      Obviously it was for demonstration purposes..

    • @LoneWolf-yn6ow
      @LoneWolf-yn6ow 6 років тому

      BallsDeep 203 true

    • @dxgsergentgamez8342
      @dxgsergentgamez8342 6 років тому

      BallsDeep 203 no they place hidden cameras and use drones and camera men follow the people who are hunting mike

  • @rottenfield4535
    @rottenfield4535 4 роки тому +4

    yo the people who helped Mike during his plans in these kind of videos is just gold

  • @harrisonangel5831
    @harrisonangel5831 7 років тому +413

    Outsmarted and Unsolved is the only 2 reasons I'm still here.

  • @eduardohere3706
    @eduardohere3706 7 років тому +370

    we will run in a circle fast as possible, to make the sniper dizzy and jealous of all the fun we are having

  • @TheCreeperDownStairs
    @TheCreeperDownStairs 7 років тому +214

    Mike creates some of the most interesting videos buzzfeed has to offer.

  • @eeggg9953
    @eeggg9953 4 роки тому +15

    "my incredible beach bod" dude literally looks like if you breathe near him hes gonna break all his bones

    • @Cyber-jg4vn
      @Cyber-jg4vn 4 роки тому +3

      Haha funny but just so you know that was the point of his joke

    • @supergamer-tt8lq
      @supergamer-tt8lq 4 роки тому +1

      If a single grain of sand touches him his bones will just become dust.

  • @nokilatu2874
    @nokilatu2874 4 роки тому +1492

    Comedian: “I dont know mike at all I don’t really care if he gets shot”
    😂

  • @jonah2wenty6ix
    @jonah2wenty6ix 7 років тому +1112

    Mike tries to outsmart a police k9 unit!

    • @jorgeibano5634
      @jorgeibano5634 7 років тому +3

      which would kind of impossible the dog can detect the scent which he or she smelled

    • @eatcheddar5094
      @eatcheddar5094 6 років тому +1

      .....and gets bitten 28 times!

    • @snoopynicefood1001
      @snoopynicefood1001 6 років тому

      Use a LOT of cologne

  • @Karen-lc8be
    @Karen-lc8be 5 років тому +807

    CoD sniper
    67% spinning around while falling
    31% firing the weapon
    2% looking through scope

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +6

      Epic 360 no scope! Lots of luck required

    • @NoName-el5zn
      @NoName-el5zn 5 років тому +6

      That’s me.

    • @soapyroz4471
      @soapyroz4471 5 років тому +6

      peppeR lol read that as Cash on Delivery sniper instead

  • @alessandro_martin
    @alessandro_martin 4 роки тому +57

    No one:
    Mike: What he didn’t know is that I’ve been planing this for 200 years

  • @kimilou4373
    @kimilou4373 7 років тому +478

    If he looked at their butts, he would have gotten it right. Mike is the only one with NO butt!

    • @AO-vj9gl
      @AO-vj9gl 7 років тому +8

      Kimberley Marshall He's also the skinniest.

    • @annajagodzinski1540
      @annajagodzinski1540 7 років тому +1

      Kimberley Marshall that and his skinniness gave it away for me.

    • @Bambina_Dorada
      @Bambina_Dorada 7 років тому +19

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed 😂 It was an immediate give away

    • @Divio18
      @Divio18 7 років тому +3

      Haha that's how I guessed who it was too :P

    • @Rooo8
      @Rooo8 7 років тому

      So girls DO look at guy's butts, huh?

  • @ihyytom
    @ihyytom 7 років тому +1912

    Next Up: *I Tried Escaping My Mother In-Law*.

    • @kris4637
      @kris4637 7 років тому +4

      IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

    • @ItsNarisse
      @ItsNarisse 7 років тому +20

      Thomas Lyfe NEXT UP : trying to avoid being kissed from my relatives

    • @powderedshrimp
      @powderedshrimp 7 років тому +34

      Or trying to avoid the slipper of the angry mexican mother ;~; Like mine x3

    • @sydneyroy1054
      @sydneyroy1054 7 років тому +4

      Kitlkat Gamer impossible

    • @moiza337
      @moiza337 7 років тому +10

      Thomas Lyfe next time I tried escaping my crazy ex-girlfriend

  • @williamg9695
    @williamg9695 7 років тому +1663

    I thought you were going to run around the area trying to evade the sniper shots and stuff. What a let down

    •  7 років тому +45

      SpookiestMemes yes, because a skinny 20-30 year old man can definitely Dodge the bullets of a professional sniper who worked in the military

    • @ruthl3ssentertainment529
      @ruthl3ssentertainment529 7 років тому +62

      I thought the same. What does a professional sniper have to do with trying to figure out which of 5 guys is the right one at short range? Anyone could do this test, professional or not.
      I thought he would be on a range with obstacles trying to evade the sniper at a distance, not this garbage.
      Needless to say, getting shot with a projectile that doesnt burst hurts worse than one that breaks on impact. Sucks for that dude.

    • @Truescreen
      @Truescreen 7 років тому +3

      1 in a 5 chance.

    • @Shrv7
      @Shrv7 7 років тому +2

      me to

    • @willametterailvideography4422
      @willametterailvideography4422 7 років тому +32

      Me too... but it's buzzfeed, shouldn't have gotten my hopes up

  • @xxx666spamzxx6
    @xxx666spamzxx6 4 роки тому +6

    Nobody:
    Mike: *I've spent the last 2 weeks...*

  • @MadaraUchiha-sg4td
    @MadaraUchiha-sg4td 6 років тому +1307

    "I dont know mike at all, I dont care if he gets shot"

    • @vivous6842
      @vivous6842 6 років тому +10

      I particularly hated that guy, he didn't have to agree to the event but he did and bitched all the while

    • @papikitter7852
      @papikitter7852 6 років тому +46

      ViVous One Twas a joke. There's plenty of satire in this episode.

    • @cemocan8798
      @cemocan8798 6 років тому +20

      he is a comedian duh and that was obviously a joke

    • @williamkeech9359
      @williamkeech9359 6 років тому +3

      "Hi I'm Nick"

    • @toxicity8891
      @toxicity8891 6 років тому

      Same.

  • @keeera4724
    @keeera4724 7 років тому +2261

    I tried escaping my teacher.

    • @ayyitsjackson824
      @ayyitsjackson824 7 років тому +242

      i tried escaping my mom after she asked me for my report card XD

    • @noidea2813
      @noidea2813 7 років тому +26

      Mr. Baby i guess it's the same thing as a sniper

    • @rianpeh4074
      @rianpeh4074 7 років тому +3

      LilTwistedKid12 but worst

    • @danekay3747
      @danekay3747 7 років тому +28

      trust me, your teacher is trying to escape you too.

    • @g34r739f
      @g34r739f 7 років тому +13

      I didn't try , my teacher ran away from me herself

  • @danielaiz5120
    @danielaiz5120 7 років тому +116

    Next episode: "I tried escaping my wife (didn't succeed)".

  • @snappedwire3368
    @snappedwire3368 4 роки тому +4

    death: i bet i can take you.
    mike: what he didn't know is that I've spent the last 80 years planing my escape.

  • @RHaines76Gaming
    @RHaines76Gaming 7 років тому +889

    I knew who Mike was, he was the bag of bones.

  • @thatsloth9307
    @thatsloth9307 7 років тому +149

    "i had three muffins today" 😂😂

  • @jax2874
    @jax2874 5 років тому +303

    Stranger: *Stabs Mike*
    Mike: What he didn't know was that I was planning this for 4 months...

  • @legionofmusic1209
    @legionofmusic1209 7 років тому +154

    "You have 10 minutes to find and shoot me"
    *LITTLE DID HE KNOW I MADE IT BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND GAVE MYSELF 2 WEEKS TO PREPARE*

  • @alirezafirouzi1117
    @alirezafirouzi1117 4 роки тому +9

    It's kinda weird but I knew where Mike was from his butt lmao

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry 5 років тому +707

    *Rare footage of escaped Area 51 Aliens getting recontained by a Sniper 2019 colorized*

    • @ImWhyMortalsCry
      @ImWhyMortalsCry 4 роки тому +1

      @Kane the anime king pretty sure 6 months ago was 2019

  • @phoenix_hatcher
    @phoenix_hatcher 4 роки тому +6

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Mike: What he didn't know was I spent the last 2 weeks planning the perfect escape.

  • @benskelly1217
    @benskelly1217 6 років тому +579

    *SO.....* basically, if you're spotted by a sniper, throw a flash-party... Lol.

    • @Peng_Pong
      @Peng_Pong 6 років тому +5

      Insert hard techno music.

    • @Mark-jc8eg
      @Mark-jc8eg 6 років тому +2

      U wont when ur spotted boi

    • @Mark-jc8eg
      @Mark-jc8eg 6 років тому +1

      *know

    • @thegreatmystery6355
      @thegreatmystery6355 6 років тому +1

      He might take everyone out.

    • @muricaman5494
      @muricaman5494 6 років тому

      The Great Mystery if it’s follow the ROE’S then why not

  • @drags5009
    @drags5009 7 років тому +1794

    Mike is saving buzzfeed

    • @pantherjk9746
      @pantherjk9746 7 років тому +77

      Dxnurr R don't forget about unsolved

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 7 років тому

      Hell yeah panther!

    • @shelbystarling8537
      @shelbystarling8537 7 років тому +31

      pantherjk for me, best series on buzzfeed are Unsolved,this series,Wine Mom, LadyLike(which has its own channel) and try guys

    • @ItsMe2esY
      @ItsMe2esY 7 років тому +23

      Shelby Starling I like this series, worth it, and unsolved

    • @Dvnnn_
      @Dvnnn_ 7 років тому

      ItsMe2esY same

  • @amandahernandez6117
    @amandahernandez6117 7 років тому +332

    The "hi I'm Nick" is my favorite decoy guy lol

    • @jaqobbb777
      @jaqobbb777 7 років тому +6

      Amanda Hernández and the comedian

    • @LostMatcha
      @LostMatcha 7 років тому +5

      hes so happy lmao i love it

  • @GP-ci8qt
    @GP-ci8qt 4 роки тому +16

    1:37, The way he said "punished" 100% makes me believe he enjoys the company of a masochist

  • @enriquetorres7936
    @enriquetorres7936 6 років тому +103

    "And jealous of the fun we are having"
    That had me dead🤣🤣

  • @TRgoza19
    @TRgoza19 7 років тому +4836

    i say he should try outsmart a search and rescue dog

    • @LEE-kq9tq
      @LEE-kq9tq 7 років тому +8

      OO that would be a good one!

    • @cookie_monster1959
      @cookie_monster1959 7 років тому +2

      taison-the-hedgeho yes yes yes yes yes yes

    • @EemAllie
      @EemAllie 7 років тому +2

      please do this

    • @lilysm6382
      @lilysm6382 7 років тому +3

      taison-the-hedgehog PLEASE

    • @4shanna
      @4shanna 7 років тому +2

      taison-the-hedgehog YESSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @windlessdoot7877
    @windlessdoot7877 4 роки тому +4

    Hearing him explain his plan out of context taking out the parts about the sniper would be the funniest thing ever.

  • @op466_gaming9
    @op466_gaming9 7 років тому +209

    american soldier attempting to shoot 5 aliens (3256 colorized)

  • @piet9954
    @piet9954 5 років тому +510

    Sniper: undergoes years of Training
    Also sniper: *walks up to target standing upright*

    • @squashbanana5146
      @squashbanana5146 5 років тому +19

      I had a feeling he wasn't a real military trained marksman.

    • @Greenlightsaber96
      @Greenlightsaber96 5 років тому +19

      So are you guys snipers, or even military? Maybe you should go try being snipers, and try crawling or whatever you expected him to do.

    • @Sly-zn4sp
      @Sly-zn4sp 5 років тому +39

      He knew HE wasnt in danger

    • @BDSsalcruz
      @BDSsalcruz 5 років тому +1

      Everyone knows hes a fake

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 5 років тому +1

      Y’all know what dead space is?

  • @tuff395
    @tuff395 4 роки тому +4

    No one:
    Mike: what he doesn’t know I’ve been planning for the past 22 years.

  • @thatsloth9307
    @thatsloth9307 7 років тому +371

    "I'm willing to get shot"
    "Hi!,i'm nick"

    • @marielar704
      @marielar704 7 років тому +51

      Why hello there fellow sloth

  • @kronizz7246
    @kronizz7246 5 років тому +883

    Imagine if the sniper shot the camera man
    *confusion* 100

    • @Tesla_ofthe_Skies
      @Tesla_ofthe_Skies 5 років тому +1

      100 subs with no videos challenge When in doubt engage all those involved lol

    • @TheBurningEngram
      @TheBurningEngram 5 років тому +9

      Mike: what they DIDNT know is that i was the camera man all along

    • @prodigyniichan8960
      @prodigyniichan8960 5 років тому +2

      @@TheBurningEngram best plot twist ever

    • @kaitlin6184
      @kaitlin6184 4 роки тому

      Hopefully he was wearing one of those reflective vests😅

  • @heroinasytumbas3346
    @heroinasytumbas3346 7 років тому +1105

    Outsmarted and Unsolved are gold. Buzzfeed Blue is the best Buzzfeed channel

    • @Almaxoxo46
      @Almaxoxo46 7 років тому +5

      Candela Luna Yessssss

    • @its_daniii255
      @its_daniii255 7 років тому +2

      Candela Luna yass so truee

    • @Gio-xz2ep
      @Gio-xz2ep 7 років тому +2

      worth it is pretty good too but unsolved is my favorite

    • @djvendetta2325
      @djvendetta2325 7 років тому +10

      well it isn't the feminist side of buzzfeed so I agree

    • @DankoleClouds
      @DankoleClouds 7 років тому +22

      It's about 3 times better than all the other BuzzFeed channels.
      But then again, 3x0 is still 0.

  • @Fononandon
    @Fononandon 3 роки тому +1

    "i wanted to he the one who got shot"
    Little does the barrista knows we actually change the ammunition to a 3.5mm round

  • @sarahgraham1602
    @sarahgraham1602 7 років тому +1157

    Even I could see that it wasn't him it was the skinniest one

    • @TheFr3nchy
      @TheFr3nchy 7 років тому +42

      Sarah Graham Dude, that middle guy was literally a layer of skin on top of bones. There’s no way in hell that’s healthy.

    • @kayleighward761
      @kayleighward761 7 років тому

      same

    • @jilliannbushnell4586
      @jilliannbushnell4586 7 років тому

      Sarah Graham He also did not have googles on.

    • @co2eaglesnipersilva48
      @co2eaglesnipersilva48 7 років тому +7

      Sarah Grahams yes for real, Ik this sounds gay but he is only one with no butt making it super obvious who is who

    • @ramflow8466
      @ramflow8466 7 років тому +1

      Through a scope, it's hard to tell.

  • @cecijimenez2002
    @cecijimenez2002 5 років тому +1761

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Seriously no one:
    Mike: what they dont know is ive planned this for 6months

    • @SirBaited
      @SirBaited 5 років тому +3

      @@trqshboat it's planned

    • @Humberto.v16
      @Humberto.v16 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @jax2874
      @jax2874 5 років тому

      @wack, try to correct your own spelling next time.

    • @xolegenddd
      @xolegenddd 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @iiMxhal
      @iiMxhal 5 років тому

      @@trqshboat your wring

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 2 роки тому +1

    I like how Mike tries to be Apathetic, but he’s still a normal human without any mental trouble (as far as I’m concerned), which makes that really hard. And you can see that on how he speaks and acts, almost like he’s trying too hard.

  • @challengesawake7788
    @challengesawake7788 5 років тому +338

    What the sniper didn't realize is that ever since I was banned from eating Reese 's candy when I was ten and my Grandpa was a former marine, he made a bet saying if I could escape a sniper, I could have Reese's candy once more. I've been planning this for more than 15 years...

  • @huniori8682
    @huniori8682 7 років тому +400

    How can he stay all that funny stuff without breaking a smile

    • @snow8980
      @snow8980 7 років тому +5

      Rick Harrison practice, of course.

    • @blightyx7142
      @blightyx7142 7 років тому +2

      Rick Harrison I'm pretty sure the smile wouldn't show.

  • @josephfield6903
    @josephfield6903 4 роки тому +1

    5:09 helicopter spots small but growing cult from above

  • @PugThug09
    @PugThug09 7 років тому +188

    Mike: "Who are these people who are willing to get shot for me?"
    Mike: "TBH I don't really know"

  • @Adamm0896
    @Adamm0896 5 років тому +538

    Me: Breathes
    Mike: *WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW*

    • @EldishRinger
      @EldishRinger 5 років тому +7

      *IS I'VE POISONED THE THE AIR WITH SULFURIC ACID AND NITROGEN*

    • @yaadmanlevi
      @yaadmanlevi 5 років тому +2

      @@EldishRinger LMAOOO

    • @92000
      @92000 5 років тому

      @@EldishRinger gold comment xD

    • @TheArabsolga
      @TheArabsolga 5 років тому

      *I'll be using a grenade to hit them all at once, that way he'll have to eat both the Reese's and cat food at the same time*

  • @gingerbreadman.
    @gingerbreadman. 4 роки тому +5

    0:00 SHADOW CLONE JUTSU

  • @koi9643
    @koi9643 6 років тому +837

    *" I don't really know Mike at all, i don't really care if he gets shot "*

  • @itsstef-z5t
    @itsstef-z5t 7 років тому +107

    he should escape a swat team

  • @meganduckett4372
    @meganduckett4372 7 років тому +355

    I actually guessed correctly because I remembered how distinctly you could see Mikes ribs on his sides.

    • @cracknell7759
      @cracknell7759 7 років тому +2

      Megan Lopez same!

    • @SenatorPhoenix
      @SenatorPhoenix 7 років тому +1

      I don't use this description lightly, but it really looks like he battles anorexia

    • @samborden4023
      @samborden4023 7 років тому +1

      SenatorPhoenix he is eating Reeses peanut butter cups...

    • @meganduckett4372
      @meganduckett4372 7 років тому

      Zaiton who knows? Maybe the sniper just wasn't paying that close of attention. I mean in the "real sniper world" he would have been able to identify his target with 100% certainty

    • @meganduckett4372
      @meganduckett4372 7 років тому

      Zaiton (whoops I accidentally added before I was done.) before he took his shot. Like if a target had a twin brother, he probably wouldn't shoot without knowing if that really was his target. He would also have Intel as to location, clothes the target may be wearing, who the target may be with. You cover up the targets identity and add others wearing the same thing it wouldn't be realistic for him to shoot