Matteo Lane Learns How To Order Italian Coffee With Francesco De Carlo
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The bar guy: "I want to stay out of it" He knows it's gonna get ugly 😂
had the look of a piano man in a saloon before bullets go flying
I could binge watch a season of just the two of you doing Italian things
Yeeeeesssss!
I need 5 seasons of this on Netflix
Siiiiiiiiii ❤
Italian things? So sex, coffee, and cigarettes?
Comedians in sunglasses getting coffee.
I swear to all the Gods, this man would be an excellent travel documentary host. National Geographic needs this guy.
1000% agree
"You need coffee, but still nothing gets done" OUCH
Yes, more comedy content in Italy! You and Francesco also have great chemistry, like you and Nick.
I feel like Italians travelling to the US should be entitled to free travel insurance for the mental health risks of witnessing Americans walking around with a gallon cup of Starbucks sugar milk masquerading as coffee
I just call it chocolate milk with a splash of coffee.
YES please, brazilians need that free travel insurance too 😆😂😂😂😂
Americans should just take caffeine pills if they don't actually like coffee. They wouldn't need to worry about spilling a gigantic thermos on themselves while trying to commute an hour to work or going about their day. There is no real coffee culture here because of our weird habits.
Honestly they wont even recognize it as coffee. They probably think they are obsessed with milkshakes.
Sadly Americans have no culture at all but are too ignorant to realize it!
Netflix needs to throw money at Matteo for a travel series.... Pronto!
Takes 8 minutes to say that the most important thing is to "be quick".
The audacity 🤣
Love this. Especially the cappuccino... No no I said frappaccino. I miss Italy, please film more like this. You speaking in Italian is a thing of beauty.
"I want to stay out of it" 🤣🤣🤣
lol the italian comedian trying to not use the hands - go for pocket go for pocket!!
I feel like Matteo would really love Melbourne coffee culture. Especially because of how much he hates Starbucks
true. Really says something that somewhere like Los Angeles has over 160 (honestly its probably more) Starbucks while Melbourne, which has way more people, has a grand total of 15.
@@jazzycat8917 and THATS the reason McDonalds closed in Carlton.
Nobody wants that kind of coffee retail, small, medium or large crap-a- chino here. Gloria Jeans included.
Who has good coffee in a mug FFS.?
Na, just skip straight to New Zealand where the coffee is actually good 😜
@@gazzamuso hahaha as a kiwi living in Melbourne i agree the coffee in NZ is great, but Melbourne hits that next level, probs because we have such a huge italian population
We Melbournians are very capable of making great coffee but we have more than our fair share of frappè drinking, "latte" ordering pretentious, flat white pretentious wankers to deal with.
I work at a café and one time an american family came in and order latte. They all insisted on getting 4 pumps of vanilla syrup in their latte except one girl. She wanted 8 pumps of vanilla and 2 of hazelnut…..
I recreated that drink for myself after they were gone (but just half the size) and I had sugar taste stuck in my mouth for almost two hours after 🤢
I'm WWWAAAAAYYYYYY over here and I'm having a diabetic episode just reading that. 😵💫
Wait but how big was the latte? Maybe they were expecting you to make a 950ml latte for them like they’re used to, so they sugar amount would have been bearable.
@@Liusila I wish, but our Latte is just one size and the mother took a sip of hers and wanted more syrup -_-'
@Pluto Hehe the classic "would you like some coffee with your syrup, ma'am?"
Gross! Ewww why couldnt you tell how sweetthat would be disgusting sweet sugar coma!
That s so interesting, because in Vienna (Austria) there is also a big culture about coffe, but it is very common that you sit in a Kaffehaus (cafe) for hours with ordering nothing but one espresso
"I want to stay out if it", omg loved it!
I live in Australia and work in an Italian restaurant. Once a week we have people coming for Italian lessons and when they finish they order coffees. One of them decided to order an americano, but, translating literally, he came to me and ordered a “Lungo Nero”… I had to explain him what “lungo nero” means in Italian and why you should never ask for it in Italy. 😅
Lmaoo I just looked up the translation for that 🤣
Oh noooo! I don't even speak italian but I know what that is
2:45 "... she goes to jail" 😆😄
By no surprise whatsoever, Milan has Starbucks.
I wont lie, the actual establishment is stunning, but the clientele are exactly who you’d expect it to be.
I love that, coffee stays in the bar! No to go cups ☕️
It's always a good time when Matteo uploads. 🤩
You should record you ordering at McDonald’s a cheeseburger but “just cheese, please” 😂😂
For the algorithm, I'm not a coffee fan so just watching to learn. 😁 It helps that these gents are so easy on the eye too! 😄 🏴❤🇮🇹
Very nice, very evil
They are very gay fyi but good video ether way lol
You are barking up the wrong tree
@@gabrieljohnson4213 why? Would some straight men not share how they like looking at some lesbians if the gay girls were very attractive ? Do straight men ever look away ?
@@animalswin2105 For example Ellen Page. She was cute in Juno but then first as a lesbian and then as Elliot Page it became no longer possible to imagine a hypothetical relationship with that celebrity.
"What is this, a crossover episode?"
I'm not even gay but that is one handsome devil. The Italian isn't half bad either.
A Frappuccino is a meal. Excomunicado!Hahahaha
I wish I had seen this video 10 years ago when I visited Italy, I 100% insulted the entire Italian nation by ordering a medium coffee to go
Starbucks? The only person that can write my name on a cup is my doctor for the urine sample
coffee in italy is like few drops in volume, one sip and it's done. lol of course there is no coffee to go 😂
I’m unsure what I just watched, but I’m in favour of it and want to encourage the creation of more
The cameraman being asked if he wants coffee "my god they can see me!?"
She goes to jail 🤣💀
Made me cackle
Matteo! Your Italian sounded spot on!
In 2018, Starbucks opened its first store in Italy, a 25,000-square-foot roastery in Milan. (ROME LOCATION OPENED - Thursday, April 07, 2022 ) Despite being inspired by Italian coffeehouse culture, the American chain faced resistance when entering the country.
It took Starbucks 47 years to open a shop in Italy. Italians take their coffee culture very seriously - it’s filled with traditions, customs, and rituals. It’s common to order an espresso, quickly drink it at the counter while chatting with your barista, and leave - contrary to Starbucks shops, where customers may sit for a while to work on their laptops.
When Starbucks announced its formal plans to open in Milan, some local residents disapproved, and a few protesters set fire to a cluster of the palm trees Starbucks had planted in the Piazza del Duomo.
Starbucks in Milano has closed.
It was more than a couple of years ago.
@@robertoegosum1501 Do you know why? very curious!
@@thedolphinc The main location, few steps far from Duomo Square, was pretty expensive while the experience of a fast food for coffee is not apreciated by everyone. I read there are two more Starbucks in town but both of them are not exactly overcrowded...
@@thedolphinc probably because people only came in to look around, judge/make fun of it and then get a real coffee right around the corner. I visited that Starbucks in 2018 and I'd be surprised if tourists would actually buy something there considering how easy/cheap it is to get good coffee literally everywhere in Italy.
@Donpianta @@robertoegosum1501 Thanks you both for replying! Very interesting and funny! - NOT IN FRANCE! 😅 I'm part French, and in Paris and Lyon, where we lived, we couldn't get a seat or get into Starbucks for 4 years - so we simply went across the street for better coffee at 1/16th the price!
I have been following Francesco and his shows since he was performing on Comedy Central. Now I have been following you for almost one year. I like this collaboration. I want more videos of you together!
Your videos feel effortless. Keep them coming!
More Italy content please! Milan, Naples, Sicily too. 🇮🇹
You need coffee but still nothing gets done…so right!!😂😂😂
You’re the new and improved Rick Steves. You should do these videos everywhere, even in the states.
Seriously, one of my favorite videos!! What’s a Frappuccino lol 😂
Matteo, il tuo accento e' perfetto. I wish my 2 kids spoke Italian as good and clear as you: they were born in Scotland, but we only speak Italian at home 😢 so not enough practice.
Well, make an effort to exclusively speak only Italian with them, others will speak English with them. Don't worry, they will speak both languages perfectly as long as you stick to one language and not mix it with other one. Keep it pure or they will pick up your bad habits.
@@MrPantheraUmbra we already do that. No bad habits to pick here, but not extended family to help practicing. Some people are just better at languages, and/or more interested.
@@arcadia2038 I see, that is unfortunate. It is true what you say. ^^
Come on he sounds like Stanlio and Ollio. There is much much room for improvement.
I wonder if the accent comes from speaking enough at home or the opera training.
Actually, there’s a Starbucks in Rome. A bit in the outskirts, yet still, there’s one.
Not sure for how long though!
Actually there are a lot of Starbucks in Italy, but they are mainly for tourists, no Italian would drink a pumpkin spice latte
The ones in Rome and Florence are dfinitely for tourists, mainly, but the rest are pretty popular among italians, too!
p.s. this italian would definitely drink a Pumpkin Spice Latte, it is *awesome* - at least in America - but I also suggest the Vanilla Creme, it's soo good
@Arkady I was wondering watching the video what is white mocha?
@Arkady oooooh sounds nice!
I mean I’ll own up to the fact that I love a massive trenta pumpkin cream cold brew in the winter while in the US… but going to Starbucks in Italy is like going to a Papa John’s in Naples!
I studied in a small town in Tuscany for a semester years ago, before the Starbucks revolution had fully reached Europe, and I have memories of ordering a latte with "all the sugar" every day. The old couple at the café by my apartment probably thought I was deranged. They usually just patted my head and gave me pastries I was not allowed to pay for. In other words, do you think my husband would mind if I left him for a few years to recreate that life experience?
Probably not if he's a keeper :P
My nona drank at least one full pot of coffee per day...she would bring a giant thermos to drink in 95°+ heat while working outdoors.
Not content to drink coffee alone, she used to make me warm lattes in my baby bottle. Yes, I drank coffee from my infancy.
My grandma also made me a "white coffee" in my bottle. The old generations were crazy xD
I want a Travels With Matteo channel and I want it now.
This is the travel show we NEEDED.
Two of my best comedians together ❤❤❤ omg 😱
I love the font here
in love with old man barista 👨🦳💕
love this
You were right Matt. You look like you're crushing poon in Italy. Flying so under the radar 🤣😅
I love you both but together you are amazing!
I was a Starbucks barista on Long Island, my cafe was one of the 2 acceptable cafes on the entire island. I made it a habit of at least adding doppio espresso ristretto shots to every frapp
This is fantastic
Amazing! Having a caffe at the bar in Italy is my favorite thing. While traveling in northern Italy my wife and I discovered Caffe Musetti. It's now our favorite. Every time I take a shot it brings me right back to the bar in Italy!
This is so educational!
The video I didn't know I needed
Pretty accurate I must Say
Matteo’s impression of the fancy American woman is hilarious 😂 “what a dumm beech…”
That was awesome
Bravo Matteo e Grande Francesco come sempre!
Matteo is an outstandingly talented multifaceted artist, too. But, stand-up comedy seems to be a powerful force within him. His reputation as a contributor to the Gay/LGBTQ community that brings laughter and joy to the Straight community as well, tells everyone how we can be allies for one another. Thanks, Matteo! ...I've admired and loved you as a Gay brother for years. Gary WW.
5:40 I knew this guy wanted to pump Mateo lol 😆
Grazie Matteo!!
This video is funnier now that I've seen the Starbuck episode. OMFG.
This is some seriously underrated content!! 😂❤
Here have a comment for the algorithm and best of luck
About the Frappuccino: some years ago, Starbucks announced it was going to open a branch in Italy. Somebody asked Ernesto Illy, the padrone of Illy Caffe, if he was worried. He replied, with typical Italian asperity, “Starbucks does not sell coffee. Starbucks sells milk.”
And BTW, I live a few blocks from you in the West Village. Why do I have to travel to Ultima Thule, or worse, Indianapolis, to see you perform, per caritá?
I love Matteo
Hold up now! White chocolate mocha is my goto!!! LOL!!!
This was perfect ❤️. I found myself smiling the entire video.. Please become BFF 👬
Laurel and Hardy; Abbott & Costello; Martin & Lewis-------------------------------------------and Mateo & Francesco.
Take your show on the road. It's great to see you two interact.
Would love to see you in a comedy travel show Matteo!!!! You would be just perfect for it!! ❤️✈️
I loved this. It was sweet.
Matteo you should come to Denmark and have a tour there :D
Matteo, we better see this amazing amatriciana in Rome you say is to die for
"A faffuccino" hahhaha
Greetings from Greece, land of frappé coffee (literally the most popular "breakfast" +cigarettes). Personally, even though I think espresso is the best coffee, I don't like the traditional way of drinking it. I prefer to drink it americano style (hot or iced, we call it "freddo espresso" here). That way, at least, you have an excuse for not getting things done 😛
I LOVE Frappé. Make it at home in Holland. It’s ok but never as i got it in Greece and also Serbia.
Just not that stiff. 🇬🇷 ❤🇳🇱
Prossimo step insegnare a Matteo a bere due Campari gin alle dieci di mattina con cannetta tattica per calarlo nel vero stile italiano
Matteoooooooo
That was so fun! More videos speaking Italian! Talk to some of the tourists on the street.
3:07 - Love the way he says "It's me"
Any doubt of his Italian authenticity has been assuaged
We stayed a few nights in Casa Ricci at the Via di Monserrato. Lovely family apartment in a amazing spot in Rome, what a beautiful surrounding!
Das GRÜBENSCHLAETEN ist neiner vos der bügenßer 😂😂😂😂
You should do a Starbucks drinks video with francesco
Ooof that daddy gutted Mateo post taping
5:54 looks like the undisclosed Bourdain place he used to eat at!
No Starbucks?! 😳 Whut???? 🤣 lol I thought the same)
There's probably a dozen Starbucks in Italy. The one in Milan being one of the most beautiful in the world. But I'd never go there for a coffee. Starbucks in Italy is for tourists and curious Italians who go there to get a selfie lol
we do have Starbucks in Italy but they're very few locations and they're either fancy roasteries or touristy hangout spots at like train stations or airports. Don't expect a Starbucks at every corner is what i'm saying basically.
I like how Matteo says gay in Italian. Gay-ya or Gay-ah! 😆
my last name might be the italian equivalent of "Smith" but these videos make me feel so uncultured 😂
Rossi? :'D
Fabbri
Caffè Peru’!! Top!!
Wait…I thought you were supposed to pay first?!and then order your coffee….
Wow I was checking out Matteo's tour dates in Toronto for February and they're basically all sold out, and its a big venue. Awesome for him but sucks for me looking for tickets haha
the smoking really sucks, but loved learning how to order coffee
This is all spot on! 🤣 ☠️
I remember the first time I wanted an American coffee and I hadn’t learned yet. Cafe Americano! Kicked my @$$ and I didn’t sleep for a month. 🤣 Now all I can drink is Italian coffee and super strong.
Comedians on cobblestones getting coffee
Tout le monde!
If I drank 5 espressos in a day my heart would bounce out of this planet. badabumbum tuduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu and I'm gone!
Haha! Same.
Every single coffee drinking person, outside of Italy, especially in Melbourne Australia, should watch this and learn from it.😉😆
I love when Italians say "I don't a know what a the fuck you mean...", the French have an equivalent of saying the same thing, only with a piercing look of derision.
I wouldn’t expect anything less from the French