I love cooking and have to cook everyday. also my work involves a lot of handwriting on paper. so ... clothes, makeup, tech or trinkets do nothing for me. but do not let me loose in a nice kitchenware store or ANY stationary shop. I will always find something that I desparately neeeeeed.
I checked out in Target over the weekend. Behind me was a man with literally just a gallon of milk. Both the cashier and myself burst out laughing. As neither of us had ever seen this, and because of the endless amounts of memes with people needing to go into Target for a gallon of milk and coming out with a giraffe and someone else's child, and no milk. The man said that he volunteers to get the milk to save the family time and money. 😅 😂
It's like popping into IKEA in the UK saying "I'll just have one of their complimentary coffees"" and then emerging two hours later pushing a flat - bed trolley back to the carpark.... 😅
I was funny to watch him succumb to the Target siren song in real time. "People come in her and load up on a bunch of stuff they don't plan on getti... I NEED DIS!"
@@Buzzygirl63 I would swear that it was part of a band's logo for their name. It's funny he brought that up because I was thinking about this the other day when somebody else had brought it up. Is always drawn on those hardcover blue denim looking binders.
@@norcaliboy99 is that what it is? I live in Washington state and I've never heard of that brand until the early nineties. It cracks me up that that symbols been so popular yet nobody knows where it came from. LOL. You solved the great mystery
Hi Mateo! Was doing the "S" in 5th grade back in '78. You're serving w/ rhe developing beard...I LIVE for your impersonations of Nick! Thanks for the early Sunday laugh out loud! 😂
"One knife" isn't like a man in the forest, it's like an Italian nonna with her one paring knife that's used for EVERYTHING. Cinnamon sugar poptarts are the best. I am so with you on the Stanleys. No, if someone even whispers "buona fortuna" someone slightly behind them is making the horns symbol to ward off malocchio!
YES - I had notebooks with all of my friends (back from the late 80's)! I still have a few that I go back and read - omg - too funny that you brought this up! Love you!!
More, please 😂 I'm living the American life (while actually being in another continent). Between you and Nick, my mental health is kept in one piece! LOVE FROM GREECE❤❤
As someone who moved from Montreal to an island in Greece with absolutely no stores, I could watch this all day! I want to see the cab ride there and the dinner after. Go to Costco please
I can understand Mateo not liking Eevee but him not liking Lapras kinda surprised me. Something about it just feels like a pokemon that he'd enjoy. Also I love his excitement when he sees the pokemon stuff!
"THAT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE!" X'D ^My five year old niece (who I didn't notice watching over my shoulder) reacting to Matteo commenting on the toy shopping cart, "Now you can shop like mommy!"
I love this "let's go to 'whatever' store" series that you've been sharing. You tell great stories, you get so excited about some items, and you very rightly roast others. (I could not agree more with you on La Croix. I really don't like any of them.) Thank you for your content! You're always hilarious, and you make my day.
I had a feeling you could draw. I saw when you posted your paintings in your Instagram story and was like 😮 he must know how to draw cause those paintings were amazing.
I wish I had transport to omaha, your tour finally came thru my neck of the woods in Nebraska, and I SO want to make the omaha show! youre the best matteo, hilarious. these little videos are awesome too man
I never thought hearing someone walk around a target taking shit would be so entertain, but here I am like: whoo, let me watch this with a glass of wine!
that Nick impression at 4:12 has me in stitches HAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- l was getting a little bit more "Kermit meets Squidward" but still pretty hilarious HAHAHAHA
Matteo goes IKEA. Make it happen.
DYING Matteo mimicking Nick wanting to make cookies in an air fryer 💀
i did that once… its a sad point of life
Cookies in air fryer :YASSSSS they were burnt oops my bad
I did that once and it actually works:)
“What do I need? What do I NEED?”
Dude, you need a cart.
I could watch Matteo wandering around stores commenting on random things for hours
Apparently Matteo's weakness is kitchenware
Due in large part because he’s an amazing cook.
I love cooking and have to cook everyday. also my work involves a lot of handwriting on paper. so ... clothes, makeup, tech or trinkets do nothing for me. but do not let me loose in a nice kitchenware store or ANY stationary shop. I will always find something that I desparately neeeeeed.
yah but
Matteo's salt and pepper facial hair is working for him.
I just said the same thing
I just wanna see him in Flannel
He looks hot, simply put.
I blame Rodrigo 😂
😂😂@@zenpool
This is a great episode. Seeing Mateo go from a cynical comic to a giddy homosexual in the housewares.
Adulthood in one video "this is a strainer!!! uh! I'm so happy!"
Do you have a favorite burner on the stove top? Lol I relate to strainer too much
@@RBarnett421 I want it
I don't know what it is, but I'd watch matteo go shopping in every store that's ever existed
It's in our blood. Like cats know how to hunt mice. hahahahah
Matteo’s Nick impression always gets me 😂
There spot on!
“No italian home has ever said “we’re lucky”. Truer words have never been spoken
Manhattan Targets ARE just CVS! What a perfect description.
Or conversely CVS are just like Target...''oh you do prescriptions here, I had know idea''.
"It's already happening to me, how do they do this to us?!?" 😆
Honestly im gonna need a Matteo Lane Goes To Chuck-E-Cheese
With Nick if possible
Agreed 💯
Any indoor arcade with nick that INCLUDES an escape room. Yes.
Hearing the squeaky trolley later in the background made me giggle
Cause it’s just a sweet, sweet fantasy baby…
It was everywhere! 😂
I checked out in Target over the weekend. Behind me was a man with literally just a gallon of milk. Both the cashier and myself burst out laughing. As neither of us had ever seen this, and because of the endless amounts of memes with people needing to go into Target for a gallon of milk and coming out with a giraffe and someone else's child, and no milk. The man said that he volunteers to get the milk to save the family time and money. 😅 😂
emphasis on the "money"
It's like popping into IKEA in the UK saying "I'll just have one of their complimentary coffees"" and then emerging two hours later pushing a flat - bed trolley back to the carpark.... 😅
@@martinkitchin6204 Or an Ikea in the US. 🤣🤣🙈💁♀️
Pretty sure he forgot it earlier buying a bunch of stuff not on his list 😂
Someone else's kid hahaha
On carts with squeaky wheels: “Now you’re just walking around with the back vocals of Mariah Carey the entire time!”
This took me out 😂😂😂
Same. I had to play it back a few times to hear her
Twister - "even as a 4 yr old i was like 'this is inappropriate'." lol!
😂😂😂😂
9:26 "No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries." Had me dying 🤣
IKR! Unexpectedly lol
I was funny to watch him succumb to the Target siren song in real time.
"People come in her and load up on a bunch of stuff they don't plan on getti... I NEED DIS!"
"I can't leave here with a trashcan, can I?...just carry myself out....."
Food flew out of my mouth....LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude the squeaking shopping cart the whole video 😂😂😂
You know it’s gunna be a good video when he has his North Face jacket on 😂
And keeps his glasses on
His workin' jacket
These videos make me so happy, I can’t believe it😊❤ Stores should start paying Matteo to make these, he’s the best marketer they could hope for!
More Matteo in any form. Alone, with Nick, on stage, in life - I just want more since he can’t be my best friend.
matteo coming through with the wolverine slander and storm praise i knew i could trust him!
Matteo’s look is giving strong George Michael energy, in the best possible way.
That "S" thing was around when I was a kid in the 1970s! I have that EXACT soap dispenser in my bathroom too, LOL
For some reason, it makes me think of the band Styx. Was this part of the logo of their name?
@@SuziPoozi Not that I can recall but I don't doubt that it was included in various graffiti of the day :)
@@Buzzygirl63 I would swear that it was part of a band's logo for their name. It's funny he brought that up because I was thinking about this the other day when somebody else had brought it up. Is always drawn on those hardcover blue denim looking binders.
It was the logo for the “Stussy” clothing brand.
@@norcaliboy99 is that what it is? I live in Washington state and I've never heard of that brand until the early nineties. It cracks me up that that symbols been so popular yet nobody knows where it came from. LOL. You solved the great mystery
The Target Effect in full effect! 😄Matteo’s reactions are priceless! 😂😂😂
giving "coco peru goes to target" vibes lol
I love the multiple gay gasps. 😅
The way he hugged that strainer 😂
Holy shit the impression of nick at 4:12 😅😅😅
OMG yes! Notebooks dedicated to friends! I thought this was just a local thing… so funnhy to hear Matteo reference it. OMG this vid was hilarious
Reminds me of "slam books' back in my high school days!
Matteo not realizing how dangerous target is lol you go in not knowing what you want and you come out with random shit
naww thats wal mart
come out fealing drunk
The “S thing” and gel pens were my entire childhood
gurls are weird
what
I remember those huge pens that had like 50 different colors in them, and they NEVER worked.
Of all the things Matteo picks at Target, he gets a strainer. 😂
This is giving me Coco Peru - love it!
I love your retail in-store video’s. Please do one for Macy’s (and the disaster that it’s morphed into).
😂
Hi Mateo! Was doing the "S" in 5th grade back in '78. You're serving w/ rhe developing beard...I LIVE for your impersonations of Nick! Thanks for the early Sunday laugh out loud! 😂
Thank you for representing the white spot bearded bro.
Lol Matteo calling out the little Target shopping carts while wearing a jacket with a label on the front _and the back_ of his jacket. 😂
"One knife" isn't like a man in the forest, it's like an Italian nonna with her one paring knife that's used for EVERYTHING.
Cinnamon sugar poptarts are the best.
I am so with you on the Stanleys.
No, if someone even whispers "buona fortuna" someone slightly behind them is making the horns symbol to ward off malocchio!
This is the tour of Target i didn't know i needed. Thank you Matteo! 💗🎉😂
"Ru Paul's Drag Race". Still laughing.
This is the most relatable content Matteo has ever done.
looking at the "so glad you're here" welcome matt - "I don't think anyone means that." So true (for most) and hilarious.🤣
YES - I had notebooks with all of my friends (back from the late 80's)! I still have a few that I go back and read - omg - too funny that you brought this up! Love you!!
"No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries." 😂💀
Dear Potato Lane, I enjoyed this YT @ Target like I was watching a shoegasm high heeled picture show with my credit card in hand.
2:00
-Use the back of the paper!
-But I can see through it!
This happened to me so many times dang I feel so seen uvu
You just reecacted the conversation in every womans head while sipping her latte and listening to her podcast. Or white noise. It's paradise.
You and your husband go to ikea to buy curtains. That’s the video I need and we all want.
Yaaaaaaaaaassssss 😂
“How does this happen so quickly?!” Matteo speaking for all of us 😂😂😂😂😂
More, please 😂 I'm living the American life (while actually being in another continent). Between you and Nick, my mental health is kept in one piece!
LOVE FROM GREECE❤❤
I need a video of Matteo building that Lego 😂🤞🏼
3:58 Get the instant pot!! It’s soooo worth it ❤😊
Matteo is the best friend I seriously need to have right about now 😂
As someone who moved from Montreal to an island in Greece with absolutely no stores, I could watch this all day! I want to see the cab ride there and the dinner after. Go to Costco please
Ooo yes Costco! (Also vicariously watching from Europe)
Do I need to get a storage unit? relatable LOL
Mi amor, that beard…. Love the target tour 😂
Matteo giving Zaddy
I can understand Mateo not liking Eevee but him not liking Lapras kinda surprised me. Something about it just feels like a pokemon that he'd enjoy. Also I love his excitement when he sees the pokemon stuff!
Hearing matteo nerd out is fantastic
You and Coco Peru needs to happen!
3:38 “i just don’t have the space for it” meanwhile holding a huge strainer 😭
Whats with the sunglasses? Yr not Anna Wintour sweetee dahling!🤣
😂
Aww Matteo getting excited over cookware is adorable
i LOVE the matteo goes to ____ series
I need a part 2 and 3 of this please!
Remember, layaway?😂
Omg I didn't until now 😂
Kmart layaway. Rip.
Air fryers are God gift to earth.. what takes 20 minutes in the oven takes 6 minutes in the airfryer, coming out crispy and delish
"THAT'S MY WORST NIGHTMARE!" X'D
^My five year old niece (who I didn't notice watching over my shoulder) reacting to Matteo commenting on the toy shopping cart, "Now you can shop like mommy!"
Funniest store visit yet!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mateo debuts beard at Target 🎯
I love this "let's go to 'whatever' store" series that you've been sharing.
You tell great stories, you get so excited about some items, and you very rightly roast others. (I could not agree more with you on La Croix. I really don't like any of them.)
Thank you for your content! You're always hilarious, and you make my day.
Mateo, you totally look like George Michael going thru Target with you sunglasses on!! Love!!
I just realised how close Matteo is to 1,000,000 subs
This beard shape + sunglass combo is giving evil gay mafia lmao
How cool are you that you are doing an international tour, and you're going through Target giving us your realness??!!! 🏅❤️
My favorite color is orange too!!! You’re the first person I’ve ever heard say they like it too. 😊
The Beard is working!!!! 🙌🔥🔥
Can tell Matteo is married now...
Grey hairs 😁
I had a feeling you could draw. I saw when you posted your paintings in your Instagram story and was like 😮 he must know how to draw cause those paintings were amazing.
I wish I had transport to omaha, your tour finally came thru my neck of the woods in Nebraska, and I SO want to make the omaha show! youre the best matteo, hilarious. these little videos are awesome too man
Lapras in the n64 pokemon stadium game was stellar, their sing always worked and they had the psybeam and the ice beam options i think
Matteo, LOVE the new Bottom Daddy look! 😀
My two best friends and I in high school had a group notebook. Very glad it never fell into the wrong hands. We said allllll the things lol!
I work part time at Target. It so difficult not to keep buying stuff.
"No one's ever that happy to eat strawberries" 🤣🤣
you’re the first gay Italian drug lord with that beard😂🔥
The stick S was a necessity on all new binders or spirals back in the day 😂
"I was never impressed with Lapras" - Matteo 2024
I never thought hearing someone walk around a target taking shit would be so entertain, but here I am like: whoo, let me watch this with a glass of wine!
Look at you and that facial hair.. wow.. Nice Matteo!!
So funny and that strainer is the best!
I didn't know I need this but here I am. I can just watch Matteo shopping all day.
I can't express how down I am too watch videos of Matteo just doing shit😂
This is SO much fun!
Side note: why are the shelves so empty?
that Nick impression at 4:12 has me in stitches HAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- l was getting a little bit more "Kermit meets Squidward" but still pretty hilarious HAHAHAHA