Theo Von Takes Call: Are We Going Full Blown Apocalypse?

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  • @Nikki-bo8to
    @Nikki-bo8to 4 роки тому +92

    Why does the dude that called in sound like if Theo called into his own show 😂

    • @onelove1968
      @onelove1968 4 роки тому +10

      It would be brilliant if he did that. Pre-recording calls and questions to himself (as different characters of himself) whilst also providing answers -as host, to his own sincere questions.

    • @3rd-eye-neenja563
      @3rd-eye-neenja563 4 роки тому

      @@onelove1968 Phil Henry use to do that on his a.m. radio show back in the days,,,all of it gold ,,check it out not sure if it's on UA-cam though haven't checked yet,,,

    • @telepathy90
      @telepathy90 4 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @shootthemoon6072
      @shootthemoon6072 Рік тому

      Leesburg, GA... that's why.
      😂

  • @dannybhoy2739
    @dannybhoy2739 4 роки тому +58

    This man is insanely & consistently funny😂

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 4 роки тому +61

    We all got that violent onion. Smelling up our insides 😂😂

  • @bcamp6088
    @bcamp6088 4 роки тому +5

    I like Theo, but I have zero idea what he's talking about 90% of the time

  • @TheWarriorSage1357
    @TheWarriorSage1357 4 роки тому +16

    7:37 That “amazon prom” line is genius...

  • @hugasoul
    @hugasoul 4 роки тому +48

    Theo is a wise sage. He’s able to tap into all layers of that emotional intelligence onion hitter.

  • @s.e.f8160
    @s.e.f8160 4 роки тому +19

    Theo weirdly calmed me down a bit with his take

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry 4 роки тому +25

    Theo always comes up with original thoughts. Ain't nobody thinking about salmon and shrimp in the sink. Or the court house being closed.

  • @righteoustv4906
    @righteoustv4906 4 роки тому +12

    I lost it when he started talking about sink-raised salmon 😂

  • @crystalgaddy2985
    @crystalgaddy2985 4 роки тому +15

    "Society shmaciety....a couplea lean wid it, rock wid it Viets." Gang, Theo. Gang kin.

  • @zyadbjeirmi8673
    @zyadbjeirmi8673 4 роки тому +19

    “Amazon Prom” 😂😂😂

  • @doublexpgaming4193
    @doublexpgaming4193 4 роки тому +34

    I’m just now finding this guy and he’s hilarious lol

    • @cutler2639
      @cutler2639 4 роки тому +4

      Adhd_bandit check him out with Bobby lee on tigerbelly Hahahah so funny

    • @sopark434
      @sopark434 4 роки тому +11

      Welcome to the Theo rabbit hole..

    • @mattjohnston5807
      @mattjohnston5807 4 роки тому

      I'm jealous haha

    • @ZforZUL
      @ZforZUL 4 роки тому

      sopark434 this rabbit hole is as real as it gets because its been weeks for me lmao

  • @danitabowie4842
    @danitabowie4842 4 роки тому +7

    💎💎Gems💎💎
    Apocalypse = Everyone's a lesbian
    Folded nutsack = Vajuts
    Dunebuggies & shoulder pads
    Human Gumbo
    Amazon Prom
    Charlish going to Bar-baah-dos
    Everybody gets a mohawk!
    😂😂 What a time to be alive!😜💥

    • @Greg-ys2gy
      @Greg-ys2gy 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget dat violent onion hitta

  • @christophmerandez1470
    @christophmerandez1470 4 роки тому +3

    Bro theo you are my favorite person!!! Haha I can relate to you in almost everyway...but sometimes I have no fucking clue what the hell you are saying...I guess that why I love yea

  • @kindnick58
    @kindnick58 4 роки тому +18

    Today is my Birthday 🎂, 45

  • @serum108
    @serum108 4 роки тому +3

    Sweet potots in front of the ottoman and the 10 disc cd changer. All with a straight face.

  • @brettkelly4575
    @brettkelly4575 4 роки тому +6

    He shouldn't have done a podcast with riff Raff he's gone full blown physcho with metaphors

  • @johnhenry4
    @johnhenry4 4 роки тому +2

    There's a little Jenga in the air

  • @frankk6308
    @frankk6308 4 роки тому +8

    Thank god for good podcasts keeping me sane with this virus lockdown

  • @budwhite9781
    @budwhite9781 4 роки тому +3

    This is just beginning folks.

  • @spartacus9395
    @spartacus9395 4 роки тому +4

    I know that guy. Dusty is my homeboi. Come back to Arkansas brother! Gang gang

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 4 роки тому +1

      He'll come back to Arkansas on a dune buggy with some shoulder pads and a mohawk.

  • @domferretti
    @domferretti 4 роки тому +2

    Touching someones ass when the lights go out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NYCWendy1
    @NYCWendy1 4 роки тому +2

    Theo why do you always take calls from back water country dudes but you never take my call? 😢

  • @tendraftsdeep
    @tendraftsdeep 4 роки тому +4

    Mad Max

  • @stevonico
    @stevonico 4 роки тому +2

    Shout out to one tit Varantula

  • @loverslake8820
    @loverslake8820 4 роки тому +3

    That dual deck 10 discer hitter bruh

  • @hugasoul
    @hugasoul 4 роки тому +4

    Corona is stirring up that dark arts cauldron.

    • @davidkymdell452
      @davidkymdell452 4 роки тому +1

      Am about to chuck out anything with a browser dude....hitting that internet dark arts way too much

  • @amber22431
    @amber22431 4 роки тому +2

    I fkng love me some Theo Von!!

  • @Joshualovespeople
    @Joshualovespeople 4 роки тому +2

    I went to be engaged to my girl in Brazil. I was stopped by the border and now we aren’t together.
    What the hell Charlise... what the hell

  • @kefferbeez4609
    @kefferbeez4609 4 роки тому +2

    Loved the clip!

  • @TheBlackSheepDiaries
    @TheBlackSheepDiaries 4 роки тому +3

    I caught a small alligator fishing for bass in leesburg Fl. when ize a kid, swear to gawd. Didn't even know we had one in Ga. Anybody wanta see a snake take a hawk to the octagon for the choke out? cuh-mawn

  • @budwhite9781
    @budwhite9781 4 роки тому +3

    Who is dating a lady named "Varantula"?? At 6:53...👏😅

  • @drewbocop
    @drewbocop Рік тому +2

    Theo is the king of basically making up words on the fly and still having it make sense

  • @sirtnfol8476
    @sirtnfol8476 4 роки тому +1

    Who runs barter town?!

  • @johnathontehadavalles3142
    @johnathontehadavalles3142 4 роки тому +1

    Prom was lit I got everybody drunk we all rode in a big ass charter bus.i got head on the way home 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣your a Goat bro

  • @landryprichard6778
    @landryprichard6778 4 роки тому +13

    Being a progressive from the deep South and keeping my dark humor self thriving, I always felt of two worlds. One foot in Mississippi, and one foot in California. Almost literally.
    Thanks for reminding me that it's ok to be that, Theo. Thanks for the laughs and the thoughts. 😎

  • @andresdelatorre4275
    @andresdelatorre4275 4 роки тому +4

    "What the hell sharlesh" 9:09🤣

  • @frankwebster9110
    @frankwebster9110 4 роки тому +1

    paper mache kaleidoscope maker.

  • @TheWarriorSage1357
    @TheWarriorSage1357 4 роки тому +2

    6:54 “Veranchula” I’m dead 😵...

  • @Jux1401
    @Jux1401 Рік тому +1

    👍

  • @sagedandy123
    @sagedandy123 3 роки тому +1

    💜

  • @dsalcida4959
    @dsalcida4959 4 роки тому +2

    We definitely gettin' that SHRIMP Bubba!!!! with tempura for the imaginary kids...

    • @cutler2639
      @cutler2639 4 роки тому

      *Sum ah dem scrimpssss*

  • @danielponga
    @danielponga 4 роки тому +3

    Honestly,
    Gang bro

  • @sebastianwittig9909
    @sebastianwittig9909 4 роки тому +1

    daddy dont have any vitamin C

  • @elifulano4715
    @elifulano4715 4 роки тому +2

    Little baby milk jug...lol

  • @jessejames6497
    @jessejames6497 4 роки тому +1

    "No prom...whaaaaaaaa" I love you bro

  • @markwarren3631
    @markwarren3631 4 роки тому +1

    Lol " there's a little bit of janga in the air "

  • @liljmarian7327
    @liljmarian7327 2 роки тому +1

    “Can I get em tinted or can I break them all out n hire out some lean wit it rock wit it viets to hang out the back that’s where I’m at😂” Theo is freaking on another lvl broh I love this dude 😂

  • @graphicsociety1
    @graphicsociety1 4 роки тому +1

    What are high level improvisation by Theo! Unreal creativity.

  • @popcornsutton6267
    @popcornsutton6267 4 роки тому +4

    Gang gang

  • @colbymarsh2074
    @colbymarsh2074 2 роки тому

    Bruh my aunt was a card shark especially at skipbo, she was the dayum card megalodon

  • @amazingflavour
    @amazingflavour 4 роки тому +1

    Skip Bo was the realest game out

  • @waynewon8048
    @waynewon8048 4 роки тому +2

    8:45 - 8:46 WAS MY FAVORITE PART.

  • @amber22431
    @amber22431 4 роки тому +1

    VA-JUTS!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @hootenhuggybear
    @hootenhuggybear 4 роки тому +1

    Ima vagutacologist now in this new apocalyptic world.

  • @AJ-das
    @AJ-das 4 роки тому +1

    Amazon prom. Priceless!

  • @joshuahenry1639
    @joshuahenry1639 Рік тому

    How sad 😞 my prom was cancelled because of covid

  • @dexterg90
    @dexterg90 4 роки тому +1

    Amazon prom sounds legit

  • @robertpryor7225
    @robertpryor7225 4 роки тому +5

    I'd rather be affected than infected

  • @jesussaves6648
    @jesussaves6648 4 роки тому +5

    JESUS SAVES

    • @fernandomiranda9736
      @fernandomiranda9736 4 роки тому

      For those seeking What it means to be saved!!
      ua-cam.com/video/MCWp6oxZWng/v-deo.html

  • @liljmarian7327
    @liljmarian7327 2 роки тому

    When did covid start anyways

  • @savagelychill2858
    @savagelychill2858 4 роки тому +3

    “Varantula” 😂

    • @Sam-sdh
      @Sam-sdh 4 роки тому

      yo my girls name Varantula that aint funny

  • @vinnysantiago7469
    @vinnysantiago7469 4 роки тому +1

    Amazon Prom 😂

  • @seanmolony-redstickastro238
    @seanmolony-redstickastro238 4 роки тому

    What Up from Baton Rouge. Our worst problem is how to boil Crawfish for Good Friday! I'm just me and my dog. Boiling a sack for one person means a buttload of Etouffee! And you know the 1st sack always sucks to the 2nd one. Now we're talking 80lbs of Bugs.

  • @YouTubeIsRanByFagsandCommies
    @YouTubeIsRanByFagsandCommies 4 роки тому

    While you’re on UA-cam look up ReallyGraceful and watch her latest video. Find out all about your hero at Amazon.

  • @SobberMacSobberMac
    @SobberMacSobberMac 3 роки тому

    This guy on the phone is smart

  • @markwarren3631
    @markwarren3631 4 роки тому

    Read Matthew 24: vs 3 to 14. Beggining of sorrows ladies and gents. Are you saved?

  • @YellowPercocets
    @YellowPercocets 4 роки тому

    Theo is the type of guy who capitalizes on an apocalypse just show his physical dominance over lesser lesbian aggressor style women. Sex is at stake. #highstakes #playinforpinks

  • @sealife12
    @sealife12 4 роки тому +1

    Wiseman Von

  • @RunDaChansey
    @RunDaChansey Рік тому

    ChatGPT will never equal Theo's rant based on that prompt

  • @purplepandda
    @purplepandda 4 роки тому +1

    lol thank you theo!

  • @colbymarsh2074
    @colbymarsh2074 2 роки тому

    I’m way too high for “that violent onion” and “human gumbo we got going on”

  • @onelove1968
    @onelove1968 4 роки тому

    It's not a real Apocalypse until you start farming fresh salmon in one half of your kitchen sink, and fresh shrimp in the other. Cuz ya'll know, we just got-sta have us some shree-imp.

    • @johngilbanni6385
      @johngilbanni6385 4 роки тому

      onelove1968 I can do freshwater shrimp since 1998

  • @Callmewhenyoufindme
    @Callmewhenyoufindme 4 роки тому +1

    This boredom gonna kill me first

    • @johngilbanni6385
      @johngilbanni6385 4 роки тому

      Mr Nervous or emphysema

    • @ghostedcommentredactedrepl2735
      @ghostedcommentredactedrepl2735 4 роки тому

      @@johngilbanni6385 No joke , this lockdown has probably killed more people than the damn virus (heart attacks, suicide, stress, alcoholism, overdose, etc)

  • @txcountry95
    @txcountry95 4 роки тому

    I don’t know where the water fountain is

  • @MrChet407
    @MrChet407 4 роки тому

    No. WW2 or the Cold War was pretty close though.

  • @KBrown-ib9pk
    @KBrown-ib9pk 2 роки тому

    Theo for president. Love Kate 💕

  • @pauloegusquiza5061
    @pauloegusquiza5061 4 роки тому

    Bro who TF finished senior year.?
    Graduates 🤣

  • @boatsfa2015
    @boatsfa2015 4 роки тому +2

    Theo looking thicc, that brown down town shirt.

  • @jml19221
    @jml19221 4 роки тому

    Hahaha Milennial apocalypse 😆

  • @chriswoolever
    @chriswoolever 4 роки тому +1

    I've got family in the cdc, the doh and my step dad is ex navy special forces, still plugged in with a lot of socom cats, and all of them are saying grab your shit and run for the hills.
    If this isn't better by the end of su mmer. We're going to get hit with another corona virus soon too, we get hit with a bad corona virus every few years

  • @StLMikie
    @StLMikie 4 роки тому

    This muffler hugger ain’t got no truck!

  • @digitaldirtnap1
    @digitaldirtnap1 4 роки тому

    That little baby milk jug

  • @yearight7956
    @yearight7956 4 роки тому

    Vajuts hahahahaa

  • @codeblue7055
    @codeblue7055 4 роки тому

    You were a whole diffrent bloke on hot ones not this dude

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das 4 роки тому +1

      Funny thing about expectations