There will no doubt be a few incorrect statements from time to time in here. But my goal is to spark interest in the universe and I really hope you came away with something helpful! Thanks so much for watching, stay safe 🙏
Warhammer nerds are the pinnacle of Dungeon Master Rules Nazi, it's ok Bricky you did really well and made a great educational video for newcomers to the universe. Subscribed
Funniest part about orks. The whole "purple is da sneakiest" thing was created by fans. It was a running gag among the fanbase that orks paint themselves purple because "yoov nevah seen a purple ork, hav ya?" GW hears about this and actually adds it to the Ork codex. We literally meme'd purple orks into existence.
One of my favorite 40k memes is a comic depicting the sole survivor of a guardsman squad who gets grabbed by a chaos space marine, the space marine gives him a loving hug and lets him go saying "No one will ever believe you."
The necrons are such a massive threat, in part, because they retain even more tech from their peak than the eldar and mankind combined. They're incredibly good at undoing stuff, to the point that they're like the most effective counter to the tyranids if we really are surrounded by the hivemind.
Disregarding Chaos, they seem to be the strongest race. Chaos is supposed to be the final boss archetype of a tabletop game, so they are going to "win", destroying everything... But like I said, disregarding Chaos because they are designed to be op, the Necrons are the strongest
@@RRRRRRRRR33 Maybe, but don't forget that the Necrons seem to possess technology that they can use to fend off the Warp itself, nor do they need it to travel long distance in an instant. I wouldn't be so sure that Chaos would be able to defeat the Necrons if the latter have the time and opportunity to rebuild a decently-sized force. Right now, the biggest advantage everyone have against them, is the fact thtat they're scattered, divided, sometimes still asleep, and sometimes batshit insane. If they ever truly, fully reorganize, I don't see how anyone can defeat them.
@@RenegadeVile It's the same archetype of the Skaven in Warhammer Fantasy, Games Workshop creates this ambiguity to leave fans guessing. But like I said, Warhammer is still a game, it's not really an actual novel... so Chaos is the final boss, it's like when you have Ganon as the final boss in Zelda games, lol they are designed to be overpowered, the final challenge, multiple factions are supposed to unite their powers to face Chaos. So in a logical way, considering the context of Warhammer as a tabletop game, Chaos is the factually stronger "race" in both Fantasy and 40k, they are designed to destroy everything and then the universe resets to keep selling products for the fans, I think a more interesting "debate" would be "who is the strongest, saved by Chaos", there's a lot of arguments in this particular scenario... but if you include Chaos, that kills the argumentation, Chaos is purposefully designed to win at the end, it's a matter of (game) design, not narrative
@@RenegadeVile I'm pretty sure if any faction fully (re)united they would mop the floor with any other. Except the nids, who are just currently stuck in public transportation or something.
@@randomlygeneratedname By their logic they may very well exist, they may very well be invisible to every being or force within this plane of existence..... the only way to know is to have da big one wish your death by them and you suddenly having an invisible, completely purple dagger (obviously!) plunge into your heart....
Nurgle Daemons are the happiest of the lot of them. Heck, the Beasts of Nurgle are so happy they just want to come up to you and play. Unfortunately they are a bit rough and tend to maim or crush their playmates...
My absolute favour 40k story was when a group of Orks were running from an imperial force, getting away then realised some big slow heavy Blood Angels terminators were amongst the enemies following them. Orks think red things move faster, Blood Angels are red so impossibly these big old terminators started to catch up with the Orks and eventually slaughter them, purely because the Orks thought they should XD
One of my favorite Ork stories is a group of Space Marines ran out of ammo so they pointed their empty bolters at the Orks they were fighting, and made bolter fire noises with their mouths and the Orks all died of bolter wounds, because they thought they got shot.
Every Harry Potter fan has dreamed at least once of getting into Hogwarts Every Star Wars fan has sometimes thought that it would be cool to be a jedi Every Lord of the Rings fan has wanted to visit at least some of those places Warhammer 40k fans are like: "Thanks, I'm good"
*Me happily watching all the models and being confused but generally thinking the tau looks cool watching both parts of this to try and understand the universe broadly to see if I still wanna get them as my first army* *Reaches end* "everyone hate tau, they don't fit in" *dies inside*
I mean hey, I got them as my first, and aside from a few space Marines and militarum tanks, I've never gotten anything from any other faction. The funny robots are just too cool.
The fact that everyone hates / memes on the Tau is my primary reason to play them, if I ever could be bothered to waste so much money on a tabletop game. Prosper, as Tau shall. Blue bois are my people.
Them not fitting in is intentional. They are young, uncorrupted and naive. They are not "grim dark" because they still believe that other races might not be all that bad. The Imperium knows everyone else is bad and so match their enemies.
A lovely meme put it like this- Humans: "We worship our God" Eldar: "We need to create another God to save us from a God we created" Necrons: *KILLED THEIR GODS AND USE THEIR REMAINS AS POKÈMON*
Never seen a purple Ork, but I painted mine ice blue with a midnight blue ink wash. The guy at GW insisted I buy green paint, but I won't be told what to do so I painted them blue instead, then wrote an entire backstory for them where they lost their green skin, considered it a curse from the Ork gods, and declared a Waaagh to earn their favour and get their green back. They never lost.
Orks is one of my favorite factions from 40K just for how ridiculous their stories and lore are. One of my favorites was about a battle between a WAAAGH and an Imperial Guard that was getting hammered. The Guardsmen had run out of ammo, and the Orks were bearing down on their defenses. The Captain of the guard, strode forward into battle as his troops stared on in confusion. What was the Captain planning? He picked up an empty Lasgun from the ground, aimed it at a charging Ork and shouted as loud as he could *BANG*. The Ork dropped dead. Amazed at this, the fellow Guardsmen picked up their empty weapons, and charged forward toward the WAAAGH, shouting *BANG* at each and every Ork they saw. With that, Orks started dropping left and right, and the Guard was regaining ground. It appeared they were going to turn this battle around until the Captain noticed one of his Guard shout *BANG*, but there was no apparent effect. The Captain saw that the Orks in the distance were marching together and chanting something in unison that he couldn't quite hear or make out. The Guardsmen began to panic as they had noticed that the Orks were getting closer and that them shouting was doing nothing. It was only once the Orks grew closer did the Captain finally hear what they were chanting... Orks: *I'M A TANK! I'M A TANK! I'M A TANK! I'M A TANK! I'M A TANK!*
The Orks, a small tale of their powers: There once was an Ork ship, stuck in the void of space. From a great space battle it had just escaped, its hull riddled with holes. A good number of boyz, listening to their Kapt'n orders, were working on repairing as best as they could the damages. Then, a new group rejoined them, clad in rudimentary spacesuits. As the chief of this new team arrived, to the already working ork he said, in a suave and delicate tone : "HEY LADZ, WHY U'Z WORKIN' WIVOUT SUITZ ? U ALL GUNNA DIE, THERE NO OXYGEN IN SPACE !!!" And as these words were uttered, and the mind of the ork understood them, for nobody had thought of that problem amongst the repairing crew, reality was corrected, and their asphyxiated bodies since drift in space a reminder of both the incredible powers their race holds, and their stupidity.
@@TheTrueReiniat not that I know, I've heard it two time from different people, and it might just come from the community. In any case I find it very fitting for the orks.
@@TheTrueReiniat That's the gist of Da Ork, they can will something to be a reality if enough of them believe so, they can believe like: "Da Painboy ar goin tah fix yah ap Bozz" when in reality is just an Ork jamming metal and cybernetic components into their Boss craneum, the result of this is that their boss was enhanced through the belief that the operation would do so instead of any real process.
I know this comment is years old, but I would love short explanations like this for all races, so us newbs can get acquainted with them without having to read lore beforehand. anyone know if there is such a list or something?
1:24 I like to see Khorne more like a god of war. After all he is absolutely honorable and he's more about spreading carnage than spreading evil. When Angron saw Khorne's mind, he just saw absolute peace and calm. Being red is not being the devil :(
A friend told me about how Slaanesh managed to completely ruin Khorne's life by gifting him the perfect gift ever which apparently also made him so furious he smashed it....then loved it so much he spent forever putting it back together only to smash it again...and again etc. Now I can only imagine an old retired soldier in his little house making a ship in a bottle and lamenting how kids these days don't have respect. Also he loves dogs...his hounds get special artifact collars by default when his soldiers need to earn them.
In actuality, the Devil would be all four rolled into one. Like Khorne, Satan desires war and hatred so that more souls go to hell unredeemed. Satan is a liar like Tzeentch, who questions all truth so that souls can't grasp their situation and remain unredeemed. Satan is a tempter like Slaanesh and encourages vice and hedonism so that souls corrupt themselves and others and addict themselves to sin so that they refuse redemption. Nurgle is the only one that doesn't quite match, since Nurgle is patient and just waits, while Satan is proactive and seeks death more urgently. The only thing Satan shares with Nurgle is encouraging sloth.
It feels like the artist started drawing these characters but never stopped. "Now I'll add more skulls, more turrets, 10 more floors to the cathedral, give everyone tactical visors and jetpacks. Ooo the jetpacks should look like skulls too..."
Ultimately this is the tragedy of Chaos. The Warp is gestalt made up of the minds of every soul-bearing species that lives within the galaxy, and the Chaos Gods are the personifications of universal concepts (emotion/sensation, violence, death/decay, and thought) within the gestalt. In the time of 40k, the galaxy is so fucked that the gestalt views the Chaos Gods as active, malevolent, and inescapable entities so they are and the only ways to 'beat' them would change the galaxy so fundamentally that 40k would be unrecognizable.
2 things that could make the tyranids more horrifying: 1 every other galaxy in the universe has been consumed and 40k is the last one. 2 the tyranids are fleeing from something.
like the in the Animorphs. Space Satan was running from something. And since Space Satan was essentially as strong as Space Elf god, it makes you gulp thinking what SS was running from.
Short Addition: Nurgel is also about rebirth. Every Demon of Nurgle, after being killed why so ever gets put into a a certain part of his realm and is reborn there. So he is about the cycle of Life... albeit in a very corrupt way.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the reason there are so many orks Orks are literally mushrooms. They don't breed, they spore on battlefields when they die. New orks are not born, they are grown, meaning killing an invading ork force is only the first battle if you do not sanitize the war zone
1 more thing . When ork battle tyranid and win . They dont wipe them out complety . They leave few egg behind so when their number grown , then ork comeback and battle Tyranid again for fun .
@@silveredbullet802 Actually it's both. If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device summarizes it quite well: The warp influences people to feed on their minds and sustain itself, but, at the same time, the reason it's that way is because, long, long ago, life everywhere experience a panic attack of epic proportions, distorting what was the realm of souls into the modern warp. It's a vicious cycle: The more cultists and the like feed the bad side of the warp, the more the gods hunger for it, and the more they influence upstanding but weak citizens to feed them with these vile acts.
@@TheNewRedOne Ah I see the chaos Gods feed on the ones that give them more right. So they feed on both but since the races, specifically humanity, dun and panicked the emotions that dominated are the ones of despair and the like. Is this it?
@@silveredbullet802 Actually, the humans came VERY late to the party. What happened is that 60 million years ago, there were three main races: the Old Ones, the Eldar and the Necrontyr. Long story short, the Necrontyr warred against the other two, and were at first, kicking their asses, until, panicking, the Old ones decided to create what would become the Orks, the Krorks (giant super smart orks with enormous psychic might) to fight for them. all that fighting, the souls devoured by the Necrons' weapons-turned-masters, the C'Tan, and the general chaos of the situation, distorted the immaterium into what would, in time, become the warp. The chaos gods solidified around the human renaissance, so... They didn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.
The chaos gods remind me of the great old ones in the Lovecraftian mythos. They aren't necessarily good or evil, since they are completely beyond the conception of mortal beings and thus not bound by classic morality. You cant exactly say whether their intentions are positive or negative, they just are. There have even been some cool fan theories about how compared to the imperium of man, the chaos gods are actually the lesser of two evils.
So, what you're telling me, is that the eldar had an orgy so intense it tore a hole in the fabric of reality and manifested an unknowably evil entity from beyond the veil of time and space that will feast upon their souls without end for the remainder of eternity Nice
@taniths 1st and only sgt iron on duty Wouldn't be surprised. It's one of the most well-known memetic series of 40k lore. It's the sort of thing I'd share with people interested in starting 40k that don't have the attention span for our man Bricky.
I love the T'au for those exact reasons. They're the light in the darkness that sentience in such a grim and horrifying setting can still look out for their sentient creature. I also love the ranged characters. Be it fighting games, MMOs or Tabletops
Khorne: Savage Satan Tzeentch: Scammy Satan Nurgle: Stinky Satan Slaanesh: Slutty Satan Edit: The minor Chaos god/independent entity known as Shai-Tan: Literally Satan
Slaanesh really reminds me of Evelynn from league both came forth from humans/elf’s hyper emotion, both have dedicated cults to themselves, both will fuck you and kill you
Also the embodiments of Honor, Hope, Nature and Joy respectfully. Which tells you just how *fucked* the soul of reality is that these things are the result.....
Dark Eldar, as described by the movie _Serenity:_ "They'll grape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into our clothing. And if we're very, very lucky; they'll do it in that order."
Angron didn't do anything to himself, he didn't choose his Butcher's Nails, but he did choose to have really crappy ones made to jam into his marine's heads
I thought they chose to put nails in their head to try and empathise with their primarch. I know angrons were put in to stop his empathy powers. The others did it to themselves to be like him(kind of)
I like the "Chaos are Unkillable" aspect, because even the emperor had to use the fullest of his psychic might to not only kill horus, but also disintegrate his soul so much that it won't even be possible for him to be revived back by the chaos gods.
there is 2 races who can, from my understanding, permanently kill chaos. one is orcs, if they believe their enemy been slain hard enough, the warp will actively work with them to mske it so (but why would they unless its a massive enemy they never wanna meet again) or nekrons, whoms entire lifestyle is based on feeding on the souls of the warp and living
LOL for those who don't get the reference it's Hot Fuzz. The town and it's "Greater Good" I think is an apt comparison for the Tau. Seems ideal on surface just don't look too deep. :)
I started researching the different factions in preparation for Cavill's show. I can say I kinda like the Adeptus Mechanicus guys. Thank you for being so informative.
As someone who isnt that invested in the lore and doesnt understand a lot of things... I just love playing the Tyranids. My friends can talk hours about the Chaos gods, the political views of races... and I just like: Yeah Im gonna eat them.
Might I suggest looking up @hivefleetmoloch on Instagram. It's a showcase of really cool Tyranid models, quite of a of which are modified or kitbashed & look fantastic. I'm not a Tyranid player/collector myself but I really like them.
Khorn will never stab you in the back, he will stab you in the face. Not only that he will make sure you see it coming, again and again and again and again...
Quick correction, they don’t have a connection to the warp like mentioned The Tyranids are a hive mind. They're in constant communication between their synapse creatures, sending billions of psychic messages non-stop around the fleet. This clouds up the warp, it's like a warp static, blocking out other psychic communication with the mass of unintelligible alien 'language. Tyranids, while not ideal for Chaos influence do have an affect on the warp. Their presence is actually a fairly big threat to Chaos, as they have no lust, no desire for Slaneesh to manipulate. Their entire existence is centered around the Hive Mind, their only quest is to feed.
BTW how they gonna regain their souls in the current lore? only rebuild the every member, every mind from the zero, except for the high class (the commanders, the generals and more up)... You lose your mental parts and you need to create them completely.
One thing that a lot of people forget. If you slay a chaos being while in the warp, there is a real chance they're gone for good. Kinda like how they're at their most powerful, yet most vulnerable on home turf.
Hmm, interesting. The same rules apply to fiends in the Forgotten Realms universe of D&D. If you kill a demon or devil while they are on the prime material plane, their souls return to their home (the Abyss or the Nine Hells), and they are banished from entering the prime material for 100 years. If, however, they are killed while in their home realm, they die for real.
Not entirely true, but a solid rule of thumb. Basically: most demons are a tiny chunk of one of the four chaos gods. (Think, a single cell of your body for scale.) When you fight them on the material plane, unless you have something to disconnect them from the warp, they're just banished. When you fight them in the warp, you aren't fighting a chunk of that demon that it put into real space, you are fighting the whole demon. Win there and there are good odds that particular demon is never coming back, because while he's scattered into gibs, other demons eat the gibs and thus the demon you 'killed' never reforms. But, if that demon is favored, the chaos god may reassemble them manually or order no one to eat their gibs, so they'll recover in time. That being said, taking it as a rule that a demon you 'kill' in the warp is gone will usually be correct. Only the most favored (or disfavored, see that one Slanneishi demon cursed to dance forever.) demons get their god's attention like that.
@@liamoliver5848 It's rather dependent on how well he pulls himself together and how much having a mortal avatar as the basis of his existence means he can override the shaping effects of the warp reflection of him. (at least as I see it.) Essentially, there are two views on the Emperor: 1. The glorious God of Humanity that defends them, harsh because as a father he needs to be. 2. The tyrannical God of Humanity that defends them because only he gets to abuse his slaves. There really isn't a ton of middle ground because of how the Imperium shakes out. This means there are two impressions in the warp waiting to take final form. (And I'd point out that like the chaos 'gods' nothing says you can't have both good and evil aspects in one entity.) The facts we do have are that humanity is vastly more numerous and spread out than the Eldar were (and they made Slannesh, who is in the same league as the other three major chaos entities despite having so much less time to gestate/build up.) Humanity has spent roughly 10k years buying into the whole God Emperor mythos (for the most part) even if they think he is evil. None of the Chaos Gods ever had an origin as a creature of the material universe. So in theory, if the Emperor got off the throne, he could harness the insane power of faith accumulated during that time to do a lot of crazy things. (Recently in lore he burned down Nurgles gardens, without getting off the throne.) On the other hand, how much all that shaping would push at him to 'live up to the hype' is an open question. Scion (a TTRPG) had a neat take on Gods, where they got more powerful by fitting a role in fate... but also became more constrained by that role in the process. A similar situation might apply to the Emperor, where if he wants to go full on 'fight the four on even footing' he would be binding himself into the role of the God Emperor, potentially without a way to get out of it again. We know for damn sure that the miracles of the Sisters of Battle are warp manifestations, since Cadian pylons rendered Celestine just a mortal again. (Standard anti-psyker measures fail against these miracles because they're designed to counter conventional psyker powers presumably.) Killing the Chaos Gods outright might not be possible, but nothing says he couldn't rip the good parts out and make them into new Gods. (Honor from Khorne, Hope from Tzeench, Joy from Slannesh, Nature from Nurgle) That would massively weaken them and give him allies in one stroke.
Thanks for this, have been a warhammer fan for some time and didn't know this very interesting piece of information. Though looking back it seems sort of obvious considering how daemons can change shapes and are often described as how much of the "true" version of themselves is actually anywhere at any particular time.
I have always wanted to get into warhammer lore but I didn't know where to start and it seemed to daunting. these videos have helped so much and now I'm hooked.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Eldar Philosopher
The funniest part about nurgle is that from what I know he is actually like a super caring and loving creature, like one of his sons was jus chillin on papas shoulder and he fell into nurgle’s pestilence pot and just drank it until he became a big ass plague demon and nurgle was just like “oh that’s me boy I’m so proud of you!” Also as a side note the sassy nurgling is kinda cute in a weird twisted way
Well keep in mind he also kidnapped and imprisoned the Eldar Goddess Isha before she got eaten by Slannesh, and has been force feeding her his plagues since then.
Then the (previously) little fella knew that the pot had the perfect sickness and felt guilty, since he drank Nurgle's greatest achievement. So now he's trying to recreate it for papa Nurgle to compensate that he drank it all, he's collecting information about every illness he finds. Yep, that's Ku'gath.
Khorne is one of those people who will NEVER stab you in the back. After all, why stab someone in the back when stabbing them in the front works just as well?
A favorite archetype of mine is "character/group has the potential to become the most powerful character in the world but they're too stupid to realize it", and orks scratch this perfect itch for me. They can literally make things work on the power of belief
Eldar philosopher Uthan the Perverse's thoughts on ork culture (kultur): "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." Also what I like about the Orks is their currency for how simply genius it is: They use their teeths/teef. It makes so much sense. There teeth grows back and there are always other Orks around. Their teeth also rot in time, making it a self retiring currency preventing inflation. Oh you need a new shoota from a mekboy, tear out your own teeth or more likely take them from Da Boy that looked at you funny after you smash his face in.
"Why are the Chaos Gods always represented with death and skulls and scary demons?" Probably because *everyone* in 40k is represented by death and skulls and scary demons.
The Dark Eldar quote "we are the lords of pain and death" made me think "The forces of chaos have something to say about that... actually every other race has something to say about that..>"
My guess is since they are constantly at war, the Demons will constantly be assholes. It's literally a never ending cycle unless Roblox Gollyman and his Ultrasmurfs break this cycle.
I will say, I love the Tyranids because they look so freaking awesome, but now I can appreciate the Orks a whole lot more. They just seem like so much fun!
Bricky last Video: The Imperium of the man are "the main bad guy" Bricky this Video: the chaos "isn't necessarily evil" all the chaos gods have "another side" Heretic! Heretic! Heretic!
I think one of my favourite things in the lore is how they describe ork dreadnaughts (deff dreads and killa kans). For the kans the grots that get to pilot them are super enthusiastic about it and it’s considered standard for them to find the ork who bullied them the most and stomp them to death. For the deff dreads ork volunteers sign up to be put in one for the huge power boost but come to realise being permanently stuck in a can isn’t the greatest thing in the world.
Omnissiah is actually the Void Dragon. One of the last Ctan. Imprisoned in the bowl of Mars by the Emperor himself way back during the Golden Age. Only very few Mechanicus know about it and they keep it quiet. This is a worse heresy than Dark Angels secret.
There's a small bit of lore where the imperium tried to look what was outside the galaxy. All they found was orks. Orks outnumber the tyranids is canon. Orkz is best!
I think the reason they are seen as evil (chaos gods that is) is because that's how they are portrait in the mind of the people: the fear of them also fuels them to be evil cause of the warp. The God emperor propagate this notion and tried to prepare the emperium to deal with it but in doing so created the threat he so much feared (okay now I'm gonna give myself up to the inquisition)
Their minds were transferred, but I was under the impression that the C'tan didn't transfer their soul upon consuming their life essence. That is why the Necrontyr died that day, because they lost their soul along with their flesh when they became the Necron.
@@menghao737 most are soulless and have little emotion but some (the leaders) have more of their soul and are smarter (at least that's what I think it means)
gotta remember that back then eldar were functionally immortal when they died their soul would go to the warp and wait for an eldar baby to be born and they would come back with their memories. So torturing someone to death for sexual gratification didn't seem like that big a deal for them.
Psychologist: *"So, what are your job prospects?"* Ork: *"Waaagh."* Psychologist: *"What are your aspirations in life?"* Ork: *"Waaagh."* Psychologist *"Do you believe in religion?"* Ork: *"Gork and Mork, but Ork focus on Waaagh."* Psychologist: *"Uhuh, ok. Do you fear death?"* Ork: *"No."* Psychologist: *"And why is that?"* Ork: *"Ork fight in battle. Ork dies in battle. If Ork die in battle, it mean Ork die in waaagh. Ork happy for being in Waaagh."* Psychologist: *"You do realize that if you die you won't be able to fight in a war ever again, right?"* Ork: *Gets up from seat* *"Me, Ork, is fungus. If Ork die, Ork spread fungus around. Fungus was me, now it is other. Other Orks are me. Ork will always be at Waaagh."* Psychologist: *"Okay, good session, maybe we'll repeat this next week."* Ork: *"No next week hummie, time for WAAAGH!"*
"Tau is like Apple - slick goodie-two shoes in a shiny anime mec. They don't really fit into this grimdark universe, you can't call them evil at all" I'm glad, that recently planted psychic controller is now working and fully operational, Future Friend.
Guess he took the Soma the space smurfs left last time ás a gift to understand eachother better .... Now, fight for the Greater Good in melee, they need some cannonfod ..err.. helpful friends on the frontlines!
Some Xenolover: What's so wrong about Tau? Ehm you do realize they infest planets with promises of technology and progress only to enslave and castrate everyone on them to eventually replace them with Tau, right? All the time preaching happiness like some space communist.
@@pavliksin123 These speculations are WILDLY off, Future Friend! These aren't just promises! And we aren't "bringing" the technology to the people in need. We teach them to manufacture it on their own and help them to go on the path of inventing their own marvelous creations! Yesterdays drunk bum is now a factory engineer! Yesterdays broke farmer is now a factory engineer! Yesterday's stay at home single mother is now a factory engineer! Her previously addicted son? He enlisted in the mec core! Do not spread the ignorant lies, Future Friend!
@@pavliksin123 Imperium doesn't enslave anything, they just commit genocide. They can't directly control the conquesness of the masses, but if they could, they certainly would
"They hangry and we food". That's literally a perfect description of Tyranids. The detail about how they make us be food; the literal melting people, animals, plants, minerals and the literal atmosphere of planets into a paste to be sucked into space, is slightly more horrific but if it was a case of "Describe the Tyranids" in a sentence, this is perfect.
Dark Eldar summarized : imagine all of the most f-ed up, illegal hentai tags you can think of that exist and doesn't exist and imagine it as a civilization's law, culture, labor and research.
These warhammer videos have really sparked my interest, I didn’t know a thing about 40k prior but now I’m sooooooooo intrigued. It’s a fascinating universe and the miniatures are just awesome
Most underrated comment thus far. Or is it? Is the material spoken of within this one threas really underrated, or has it recieved the sufficient amounts of upvotes it has deserved? What exactly is deserving of an upvote? If there was such thing as deserving, would this be it? Or is the concept of "deserving" just an artificial construct made my mortal minds in the physical realm? Yes. Maybe? No. Perhaps? No?
I'd probably say the reason is the Necrons, or more specially the C'tan. The War in Heaven was apparently so insanely brutal and horrifying that the "realm of all emotions and thoughts" could only be filled with pain and negativity.
@@sugarcombfilms3467 Exactly most of the psychic race that could impact the warp were created for and during the biggest war of the history of the galaxy, so of course it broke the balance of an otherwise neutral and chill warp.
Yes. The Eldar are definitely not able to be corrupted by the warp and the Terran genocidal conquering of the galaxy had little to no negative effects on the warp. Meanwhile we throw another 1000 psyckers on the sacrificial fire to keep our Demo....Emperor on this side of reality. But it's definitely those Xenos over there...with their weird helmets.
@@brippie When you consider how infinitesimally small the number of psykers is within humanity, and compare it with the literal untold quadrillions made to fight in the biggest bloodbath that side of the 31st century, I would say ... yeah, humanity had nothing to do with the warp turning to shit. The next biggest fuck ups in the universe are the Eldar, for making Horny & Terrifying into a god.
I've been spending so long trying to figure out where I want to start in 40k (and kill team) and you're description of Orks has entirely described the way I play any co-op/multiplayer game
Khorne- "I Hate Everything" Tzeentch- "well no but actually yes and no and also yes"/Your everyday casino addict Nurgle- *_He's basically your stepdad. He loves and hates you_* Slaanesh- *[B D S M C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E]*
@@chipskylark5500 Kept telling myself... "stay out of the comments, you'll find nothing good there, and mayhap find something you never wanted to remember". And sure enough.
There will no doubt be a few incorrect statements from time to time in here. But my goal is to spark interest in the universe and I really hope you came away with something helpful!
Thanks so much for watching, stay safe 🙏
Dude your making me want to get into this game but I suck at painting rip
I've watched part 1 just today and immidiately subscribed. What are the chances Part 2 is coming exactly today? Here we go baby!
Do dead by daylight the oni plz love those vids
Warhammer nerds are the pinnacle of Dungeon Master Rules Nazi, it's ok Bricky you did really well and made a great educational video for newcomers to the universe. Subscribed
Ples, Lord Forehead, can we have more?
(Almost) Every other race: *causes the warp*
Necrons: *we must construct additional pylons*
Eric Gair I had to down vote you to keep it 69
@@vjay1381 this isn't Reddit tho
@@vjay1381 bruh
*EkoCakes* I’m just trying to stick with my Ethos.
Must construct additional crypts.
"Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skulls throne"
I think you forgot the most important one
Milk for the Khorne flakes
Butter for the Pop-Khorne!
y'all Khorny af
Let the galaxy burn and the cereal remain soggy!
For anyone who has ever been on a staff: “Slides for the slide throne!”
I saw this coming
Funniest part about orks. The whole "purple is da sneakiest" thing was created by fans. It was a running gag among the fanbase that orks paint themselves purple because "yoov nevah seen a purple ork, hav ya?" GW hears about this and actually adds it to the Ork codex. We literally meme'd purple orks into existence.
We orked them into existence?
its the power of imagination
We believed in them so hard that they started existing.
@@willo90li ehhhhhh, its still generally contentious. Not with us orks though. Us orks dont give a fuck.
Its an adaptation on orks who paint their vehicles red because red means it goes faster. Nothing new really.
The good thing about playing Orks (or against them) is that Orks either win spectacularly or they lose spectacularly, and both are glorious to behold.
One of my favorite 40k memes is a comic depicting the sole survivor of a guardsman squad who gets grabbed by a chaos space marine, the space marine gives him a loving hug and lets him go saying "No one will ever believe you."
Omg that's amazing XD
Could you give me a link? I want to read it.
LMAO that is wholesome
Based chaos moment
This is almost as bad as stealing 40 cakes and that’s *terrible* !
"Have you ever seen a purple ork?..."
*multiple mental breakdowns*
Yes I have seen Thanos before
Yes i have seen Barney.
I lol irl that was a good one
What kind of green "purple" is ?
No, I haven't. I doubt they exist.
"Nothing is certain except death and decay"
Taxes: Are we a joke to you?
Yoshi: Allow me to introduce myself
Yes, yes you are, taxes
You can refuse to pay your imperial tithe.... wouldn't recommend it
How am I supposed to pay taxes when I don't even get paid?
in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war...and taxes
The necrons are such a massive threat, in part, because they retain even more tech from their peak than the eldar and mankind combined. They're incredibly good at undoing stuff, to the point that they're like the most effective counter to the tyranids if we really are surrounded by the hivemind.
Disregarding Chaos, they seem to be the strongest race. Chaos is supposed to be the final boss archetype of a tabletop game, so they are going to "win", destroying everything... But like I said, disregarding Chaos because they are designed to be op, the Necrons are the strongest
@@RRRRRRRRR33 Maybe, but don't forget that the Necrons seem to possess technology that they can use to fend off the Warp itself, nor do they need it to travel long distance in an instant. I wouldn't be so sure that Chaos would be able to defeat the Necrons if the latter have the time and opportunity to rebuild a decently-sized force. Right now, the biggest advantage everyone have against them, is the fact thtat they're scattered, divided, sometimes still asleep, and sometimes batshit insane. If they ever truly, fully reorganize, I don't see how anyone can defeat them.
@@RenegadeVile It's the same archetype of the Skaven in Warhammer Fantasy, Games Workshop creates this ambiguity to leave fans guessing. But like I said, Warhammer is still a game, it's not really an actual novel... so Chaos is the final boss, it's like when you have Ganon as the final boss in Zelda games, lol they are designed to be overpowered, the final challenge, multiple factions are supposed to unite their powers to face Chaos. So in a logical way, considering the context of Warhammer as a tabletop game, Chaos is the factually stronger "race" in both Fantasy and 40k, they are designed to destroy everything and then the universe resets to keep selling products for the fans, I think a more interesting "debate" would be "who is the strongest, saved by Chaos", there's a lot of arguments in this particular scenario... but if you include Chaos, that kills the argumentation, Chaos is purposefully designed to win at the end, it's a matter of (game) design, not narrative
@@RenegadeVile I'm pretty sure if any faction fully (re)united they would mop the floor with any other. Except the nids, who are just currently stuck in public transportation or something.
@@ashtonhoward5582 Not really. Most lack the sheer numbers for that.
"You ever seen a purple Ork? Didn't think so."
Can't argue with that logic.
That's coz the purple onez are da sneakyest youz never gonna see em
@@randomlygeneratedname By their logic they may very well exist, they may very well be invisible to every being or force within this plane of existence..... the only way to know is to have da big one wish your death by them and you suddenly having an invisible, completely purple dagger (obviously!) plunge into your heart....
The Ork behind the slaughter
thanos
I lost my shit when this happened
Orks: The only faction in 40K who are probably happy.
Wanna be reborn as fungus in my next life
Khornates are... content? Happy's probably the wrong word for that lot.
Nurgle Daemons are the happiest of the lot of them. Heck, the Beasts of Nurgle are so happy they just want to come up to you and play. Unfortunately they are a bit rough and tend to maim or crush their playmates...
@@ExileTwilight When talking pure honest happiness, Nurgle's followers and deamons are definitely the most content out of all of them.
Orks are basically a swarm of puppies
Khorne: Why stab people in the back when I can stab them in the front?
Slaanesh:
Why stab them when u can sensually attract them
Nurgle: why stab them when you can watch their body rot and decay into a carrion
_69, nice_
List of Khornate Massacres: This list is incomplete. YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT!
@@Chirpysemperboy Russian Badger
@@christianreno4162 Or how about: WAR! huh. Yeah. What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
My favorite dark eldar torture method in the lore is an Archon telling a riveting story but not telling the ending. Obtuse, but suffering nonetheless.
Oof that's evil
thats no dark eldar thats just GRRM in eldar cosplay my man
Not just any archon, Asdrubael Vect, Supreme Overlord of Comorragh himself.
That's hilarious tbh
Noooooooooooooo
My absolute favour 40k story was when a group of Orks were running from an imperial force, getting away then realised some big slow heavy Blood Angels terminators were amongst the enemies following them. Orks think red things move faster, Blood Angels are red so impossibly these big old terminators started to catch up with the Orks and eventually slaughter them, purely because the Orks thought they should XD
Don't you hate it when your imagination gets you killed.
😂😂 yehp, that's pretty much one of the orkiest thing that could happen 😅
That is hilarious. 😂
Source?
BRUH MOMENT
One of my favorite Ork stories is a group of Space Marines ran out of ammo so they pointed their empty bolters at the Orks they were fighting, and made bolter fire noises with their mouths and the Orks all died of bolter wounds, because they thought they got shot.
i'm just imagining a bunch off buff, overpowered, badass superhumans saying "bang- bang- bang-" repeatedly while swinging their guns around
ive heard it was imperial guard and that they had a single ork they cold not take down because the ork kept saying TANK TANK TANK! while shot at... XD
wtf??? hahaha
@@mustardjar3216 feels like real life military training when your unit wants to train but don t have the budget for blank or live ammo
Soooo were they playing close range airsoft?
Every Harry Potter fan has dreamed at least once of getting into Hogwarts
Every Star Wars fan has sometimes thought that it would be cool to be a jedi
Every Lord of the Rings fan has wanted to visit at least some of those places
Warhammer 40k fans are like: "Thanks, I'm good"
Unless you're an ork
@@HeleentheArcane Well dat's because dey's da biggest and greenest, and da bestest!
LMFAO XD
speaking as three out of four, accurate
I am a huge Berserk and Witcher fan and want to stay far away from both the continents as possible.
*Me happily watching all the models and being confused but generally thinking the tau looks cool watching both parts of this to try and understand the universe broadly to see if I still wanna get them as my first army*
*Reaches end* "everyone hate tau, they don't fit in" *dies inside*
Well they get memed on, but he did say to not let that stop you from playing them if they seem cool to you. I think they seem cool too
I mean hey, I got them as my first, and aside from a few space Marines and militarum tanks, I've never gotten anything from any other faction. The funny robots are just too cool.
It's such a weird concept tho, to hate on an ADDITION to a universe. Like, nothing was taken away from it, so just calm down and chill.
The fact that everyone hates / memes on the Tau is my primary reason to play them, if I ever could be bothered to waste so much money on a tabletop game. Prosper, as Tau shall. Blue bois are my people.
Them not fitting in is intentional. They are young, uncorrupted and naive. They are not "grim dark" because they still believe that other races might not be all that bad. The Imperium knows everyone else is bad and so match their enemies.
A lovely meme put it like this-
Humans: "We worship our God"
Eldar: "We need to create another God to save us from a God we created"
Necrons: *KILLED THEIR GODS AND USE THEIR REMAINS AS POKÈMON*
More like Shin Megami Tensei than Pokèmon, really.
Necrons are like the Courier from Fallout New Vegas
(wakes up) AIGHT, LET'S FUCK EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY THE FUCKER WHO KILLED ME/US
orks: we watch our gods do mma on each other
@@exudeku FAKS
Spot on.
Ork existential crisis:
"Where's da fightin'?"
"We'z all gonna die!"
"What are ya waitin' for? Dis is takin' forever!"
No one:
Absolutely no ork:
Ork: If we retreat, we can get more marines to the slaughter. It's called a feigned retreat
@@anadaere6861 Ork Komando did just that
Orks: FIGHT IS FIGHT
@@anadaere6861 "advancing in the other direction"
If we stop fightin now wez can com back lata for an evn bigga fight
Never seen a purple Ork, but I painted mine ice blue with a midnight blue ink wash. The guy at GW insisted I buy green paint, but I won't be told what to do so I painted them blue instead, then wrote an entire backstory for them where they lost their green skin, considered it a curse from the Ork gods, and declared a Waaagh to earn their favour and get their green back.
They never lost.
Actually kind of awesome
blue iz da lucky color
Not enough lore in 40k you have to make up your own, definition of a 40k player.
@@Canadianvoice ‘da big lure book fer stupid 'umiez. orkz know where ork komes frum
@@stevenyoung9738 If you believe it enough to come true. Sounds like desperate sweaty fans to me Orks are like actual 40k fans.
Nurgles child: “sorry father I destroyed you’re greatest creation”
Nurgle: “no my son… you are my greatest creation”
Orks is one of my favorite factions from 40K just for how ridiculous their stories and lore are. One of my favorites was about a battle between a WAAAGH and an Imperial Guard that was getting hammered. The Guardsmen had run out of ammo, and the Orks were bearing down on their defenses. The Captain of the guard, strode forward into battle as his troops stared on in confusion. What was the Captain planning? He picked up an empty Lasgun from the ground, aimed it at a charging Ork and shouted as loud as he could *BANG*.
The Ork dropped dead.
Amazed at this, the fellow Guardsmen picked up their empty weapons, and charged forward toward the WAAAGH, shouting *BANG* at each and every Ork they saw. With that, Orks started dropping left and right, and the Guard was regaining ground.
It appeared they were going to turn this battle around until the Captain noticed one of his Guard shout *BANG*, but there was no apparent effect. The Captain saw that the Orks in the distance were marching together and chanting something in unison that he couldn't quite hear or make out. The Guardsmen began to panic as they had noticed that the Orks were getting closer and that them shouting was doing nothing. It was only once the Orks grew closer did the Captain finally hear what they were chanting...
Orks: *I'M A TANK! I'M A TANK! I'M A TANK! I'M A TANK! I'M A TANK!*
oohh my god that's clearly one of the best thing i'v ever read 😆
That's so retarded... I need more. XD
That's a momentum fraternalis right there
Is this actually fucking canon?
Because if it isn't, it is now.
Oh my god, that is the fucking best. Is that actually true? Like is this official lore?
The Orks, a small tale of their powers:
There once was an Ork ship, stuck in the void of space. From a great space battle it had just escaped, its hull riddled with holes. A good number of boyz, listening to their Kapt'n orders, were working on repairing as best as they could the damages.
Then, a new group rejoined them, clad in rudimentary spacesuits. As the chief of this new team arrived, to the already working ork he said, in a suave and delicate tone :
"HEY LADZ, WHY U'Z WORKIN' WIVOUT SUITZ ? U ALL GUNNA DIE, THERE NO OXYGEN IN SPACE !!!"
And as these words were uttered, and the mind of the ork understood them, for nobody had thought of that problem amongst the repairing crew, reality was corrected, and their asphyxiated bodies since drift in space a reminder of both the incredible powers their race holds, and their stupidity.
lmao is there a source on this?
@@TheTrueReiniat not that I know, I've heard it two time from different people, and it might just come from the community.
In any case I find it very fitting for the orks.
@@TheTrueReiniat That's the gist of Da Ork, they can will something to be a reality if enough of them believe so, they can believe like:
"Da Painboy ar goin tah fix yah ap Bozz" when in reality is just an Ork jamming metal and cybernetic components into their Boss craneum, the result of this is that their boss was enhanced through the belief that the operation would do so instead of any real process.
Some believe that the God Emperor is still alive only because the Orks think/know he is alive.
See what you need is a mass ork reeducation program. You get them all believing the same shit and hey, guess what "red goes faster."
Eldar in a nutshell: one group of Space elves went to go rediscover their heritage, and the rest murderfucked a chaos god into existence.
And the last group,the one in the thumbnail,still wants to live the lifestyle of those who murderfucked a chaos god into existence.
Also the Amish elves that no one cares about.
Yep, that sums it up.
I know this comment is years old, but I would love short explanations like this for all races, so us newbs can get acquainted with them without having to read lore beforehand. anyone know if there is such a list or something?
I just got into the lore, and my favorite part is how the chaos gods represent the bad (and good) side of people
1:24 I like to see Khorne more like a god of war. After all he is absolutely honorable and he's more about spreading carnage than spreading evil. When Angron saw Khorne's mind, he just saw absolute peace and calm. Being red is not being the devil :(
Ah the classic "looks like he could kill you but is actually a softie" trope.
@@tkraid2575 looks like that's about to be the case for every chaos god
A friend told me about how Slaanesh managed to completely ruin Khorne's life by gifting him the perfect gift ever which apparently also made him so furious he smashed it....then loved it so much he spent forever putting it back together only to smash it again...and again etc.
Now I can only imagine an old retired soldier in his little house making a ship in a bottle and lamenting how kids these days don't have respect.
Also he loves dogs...his hounds get special artifact collars by default when his soldiers need to earn them.
In actuality, the Devil would be all four rolled into one. Like Khorne, Satan desires war and hatred so that more souls go to hell unredeemed. Satan is a liar like Tzeentch, who questions all truth so that souls can't grasp their situation and remain unredeemed. Satan is a tempter like Slaanesh and encourages vice and hedonism so that souls corrupt themselves and others and addict themselves to sin so that they refuse redemption. Nurgle is the only one that doesn't quite match, since Nurgle is patient and just waits, while Satan is proactive and seeks death more urgently. The only thing Satan shares with Nurgle is encouraging sloth.
@@tkraid2575 nah, more the "will absolutely kill you but not out of hate, but just because he thinks death is the greatest peace he can give you"
It feels like the artist started drawing these characters but never stopped. "Now I'll add more skulls, more turrets, 10 more floors to the cathedral, give everyone tactical visors and jetpacks. Ooo the jetpacks should look like skulls too..."
That is how the whole 40K universe works. One writer says "my guys have laser guns"... And so on.
And I totally agree
Is this a zero punctuation reference?
40 k is build on the over the top idea
It's gothic; so absolute detail overload. More is more, and better.
“Zog, we’re out of gas.”
“NO WE’RE NOT!”
_engine starts back up_
“Gud point Boss”
Imagine someone convinces them that they are impossible to beat if they breathe in a certain pattern. They'd destroy even more
ZOG is still around in 40K??These people are relentless!!
@@Jonnell01 They wouldn't do it, because then it wouldn't be a GUD FOIGHT
I heard that Orks can breath in space because they think there is oxygen
Everyone in the 40k universe: "Life sucks!"
Orks: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GIT"
Quit muckin around and grab da DAKKA
Tyranids: "WAKA-WAKA-WAKA"
WE IZ GUNNA MAKE DA BIGGEST WAAGH THERE EVA WAZ!!!
Aurelion Sass BLOODY RIGH READY THE SNOTLINGS AND SHOOT ATTACK GUN
LETS GO TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40k is one of the few things I can think of where I can get into almost any of the factions. They're all so cool and well done.
Even the space elf clown thing?
"Chaos in their own right is not necessarily evil"
I am ordering an exterminatus.
Call DOOM SLAYER
We don’t do that here. We call 5 guys with laser pistols
seriously, even the Adeptus wouldn't stand for that
Yes inquisitor? Right there
Ultimately this is the tragedy of Chaos. The Warp is gestalt made up of the minds of every soul-bearing species that lives within the galaxy, and the Chaos Gods are the personifications of universal concepts (emotion/sensation, violence, death/decay, and thought) within the gestalt. In the time of 40k, the galaxy is so fucked that the gestalt views the Chaos Gods as active, malevolent, and inescapable entities so they are and the only ways to 'beat' them would change the galaxy so fundamentally that 40k would be unrecognizable.
2 things that could make the tyranids more horrifying: 1 every other galaxy in the universe has been consumed and 40k is the last one. 2 the tyranids are fleeing from something.
given how terrifying tyranids are... im terrified of opition 2
like the in the Animorphs. Space Satan was running from something. And since Space Satan was essentially as strong as Space Elf god, it makes you gulp thinking what SS was running from.
Option 2 is Cthulhu
@@revantobias8567 Animorphs!
Ow, the nostalgia hurt.
@@revantobias8567 THAT'S WHAT ANIMORPHS IS ABOUT
"Tzeench is just Nyehehe, I'm gonna Fuck with stuff!"
Best I've ever heard it described.
Tzeench be like Yesn't
except he pronounced it Tzeetch. He forgot the N. Not as planned, methinks ;)
@@michielkruijff895 nyehehe!
@@0.keraunos.018 tzeench is the embodiment on yesn’t
"I'm gonna Fuck with stuff!" mmhhh sounds like Slaneesh
Short Addition: Nurgel is also about rebirth. Every Demon of Nurgle, after being killed why so ever gets put into a a certain part of his realm and is reborn there. So he is about the cycle of Life... albeit in a very corrupt way.
I'm surprised you didn't mention the reason there are so many orks
Orks are literally mushrooms. They don't breed, they spore on battlefields when they die. New orks are not born, they are grown, meaning killing an invading ork force is only the first battle if you do not sanitize the war zone
And each greenskin, whether ork, grot, or squig, has spores for the entire biome. Kill just one, and you'll have another detachment in a year.
1 more thing . When ork battle tyranid and win . They dont wipe them out complety . They leave few egg behind so when their number grown , then ork comeback and battle Tyranid again for fun .
"They want to om nom nom the entire galaxy. They hangry, and we food." Is that an official quote from the Tyranid lore book?
The tyranid codex is just filled with angry screeching
No, that is the entry on Tyranids from the Orcs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love the Tyranid's lore book, the HISSSSSSSSSS chapter as well as the WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA mini series are my favourite.
“Chaos isn’t necessary evil.”
_Screeches in Ordo Hereticus_
The inquisition would like to: *KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Nah more like the followers are the problem instead of the chaos gods themselves.....maybe.
@@silveredbullet802 Actually it's both. If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device summarizes it quite well: The warp influences people to feed on their minds and sustain itself, but, at the same time, the reason it's that way is because, long, long ago, life everywhere experience a panic attack of epic proportions, distorting what was the realm of souls into the modern warp. It's a vicious cycle: The more cultists and the like feed the bad side of the warp, the more the gods hunger for it, and the more they influence upstanding but weak citizens to feed them with these vile acts.
@@TheNewRedOne Ah I see the chaos Gods feed on the ones that give them more right. So they feed on both but since the races, specifically humanity, dun and panicked the emotions that dominated are the ones of despair and the like. Is this it?
@@silveredbullet802 Actually, the humans came VERY late to the party. What happened is that 60 million years ago, there were three main races: the Old Ones, the Eldar and the Necrontyr. Long story short, the Necrontyr warred against the other two, and were at first, kicking their asses, until, panicking, the Old ones decided to create what would become the Orks, the Krorks (giant super smart orks with enormous psychic might) to fight for them. all that fighting, the souls devoured by the Necrons' weapons-turned-masters, the C'Tan, and the general chaos of the situation, distorted the immaterium into what would, in time, become the warp. The chaos gods solidified around the human renaissance, so... They didn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.
The chaos gods remind me of the great old ones in the Lovecraftian mythos. They aren't necessarily good or evil, since they are completely beyond the conception of mortal beings and thus not bound by classic morality. You cant exactly say whether their intentions are positive or negative, they just are. There have even been some cool fan theories about how compared to the imperium of man, the chaos gods are actually the lesser of two evils.
So, what you're telling me, is that the eldar had an orgy so intense it tore a hole in the fabric of reality and manifested an unknowably evil entity from beyond the veil of time and space that will feast upon their souls without end for the remainder of eternity
Nice
the technical term for it is: "Murderfucking Slanesh into Existence".
That is how the Emperor phrased it.
@taniths 1st and only sgt iron on duty Wouldn't be surprised. It's one of the most well-known memetic series of 40k lore. It's the sort of thing I'd share with people interested in starting 40k that don't have the attention span for our man Bricky.
Or in short : don't fap, or you will go blind.
And I sit here ccoking some pasta. Man... They knew how to celebrate!
To anybody who just finished the 2-part and two hour long series: That was the Warhammer 40k universe in a nut shell.
Good job, dude.
Thanks :)
The only thing he forgot was the Titan Legios
Two hour long Series? I'm interested.
This was well worth 2 hours for the lore and I’ve never played the game
My dude. Seriously. Bravo.
Fancy seeing you here!
Collaboration? DnD and Warhammer, discussing the different demons and demigods of each platform? That's some tasty earfood.
Love to know how to get into the game from either of you guys after playing so much DnD
@@savageantelope3306 step 1: look at your back account.
Step 2: cry
Heyyyyy strange seeing you here!
I love the T'au for those exact reasons. They're the light in the darkness that sentience in such a grim and horrifying setting can still look out for their sentient creature.
I also love the ranged characters. Be it fighting games, MMOs or Tabletops
Khorne: Savage Satan
Tzeentch: Scammy Satan
Nurgle: Stinky Satan
Slaanesh: Slutty Satan
Edit:
The minor Chaos god/independent entity known as Shai-Tan: Literally Satan
Slutty Satan might be the best description for her/him so far
We Stan Nurgle
@@solomonoftm Why wouldn't everyone want a slutty satan?
Slaanesh really reminds me of Evelynn from league both came forth from humans/elf’s hyper emotion, both have dedicated cults to themselves, both will fuck you and kill you
Also the embodiments of Honor, Hope, Nature and Joy respectfully.
Which tells you just how *fucked* the soul of reality is that these things are the result.....
Dark Eldar, as described by the movie _Serenity:_ "They'll grape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into our clothing. And if we're very, very lucky; they'll do it in that order."
*R H Y M E S W I T H G R A P E*
@@comradedude5824 I see...
The grapist
Arlequins: we live in a society
...and that's the Dark Eldar on a calm day...
I'd never actually made that link, even though I love Firefly/Serenity.
In the grimdarkness of the 41st Millennium, Orks are just living their best life.
XD
POV, YOU ARE 'AVIN A GREAT TIME
@@respectfulevil9022 DA BOYZ ND ME'S ON DA WAY TO CHOP UP SUM 'UMIEZ
GET IN DA TRUK, LOSER! NOBZ SEZ WE"RE GOING TO HAVE A WAAAGH!
Angron didn't do anything to himself, he didn't choose his Butcher's Nails, but he did choose to have really crappy ones made to jam into his marine's heads
I thought they chose to put nails in their head to try and empathise with their primarch. I know angrons were put in to stop his empathy powers. The others did it to themselves to be like him(kind of)
Nurgle: everything will rot and decay
Adeptus mechanicus: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Adeptus mechanicus gets nervous: Put more oil! And build me another part if we f***ing remember how is made!
Rust
@@johngun4377 yeah, if you are a primitive ass, oxygen breathing, lung having, onmissiahsless bitch. Also WD40
@@Belinor6 what does having lungs have to do with rust? I’m not a machine, I don’t rust.
@@johngun4377 Oxygen, if you live in a planet without oxygen because you don't need it, since you are a blessed machine, you don't rust
I like the "Chaos are Unkillable" aspect, because even the emperor had to use the fullest of his psychic might to not only kill horus, but also disintegrate his soul so much that it won't even be possible for him to be revived back by the chaos gods.
Because it is a different side of the universe, the Order contering it. Keeping in balance.
hang on, doesn't the silent king plan to use the Priarh Nexus to cut off the warp permanently? Sure it's not killing chaos but it's pretty darn close.
Chaos exist because Order, and Order exist because of Chaos. That's why...
there is 2 races who can, from my understanding, permanently kill chaos. one is orcs, if they believe their enemy been slain hard enough, the warp will actively work with them to mske it so (but why would they unless its a massive enemy they never wanna meet again) or nekrons, whoms entire lifestyle is based on feeding on the souls of the warp and living
The Tau Empire:
"Its for the greater good"
"THE GREATER GOOD"
"Stop that!"
Ha, nice reference :D
That British movie about gardens.
Nice made me laugh :D
I got that reference!
LOL for those who don't get the reference it's Hot Fuzz. The town and it's "Greater Good" I think is an apt comparison for the Tau. Seems ideal on surface just don't look too deep. :)
I started researching the different factions in preparation for Cavill's show. I can say I kinda like the Adeptus Mechanicus guys. Thank you for being so informative.
fun fact : they think the necrons are eresy bc they re machines without souls, so they go their tombs and steal their shits
As someone who isnt that invested in the lore and doesnt understand a lot of things... I just love playing the Tyranids. My friends can talk hours about the Chaos gods, the political views of races... and I just like: Yeah Im gonna eat them.
But big ork is best
@@eduardoharoproductions3065 WAAAAAAAAGGH!
Might I suggest looking up @hivefleetmoloch on Instagram. It's a showcase of really cool Tyranid models, quite of a of which are modified or kitbashed & look fantastic.
I'm not a Tyranid player/collector myself but I really like them.
@@TheLonelyBrit I mean, biomass is biomass at the end of the day when it comes to kitbashing
Fokin A!
"...also we have the Thousand Sons, led by Magnus the Nerd"
I spat my coffee
assuming he watched the text to speech series, and may have used that for some of his research in this, they call Magnus a nerd repeatedly
@@jeremybk54 No doubt he did. It was just unexpected in the best possible moment.
*look at this cookie i found*
as a fan of the Space Wolves. I will say it. FUCKING THOUSAND SONS
@@jeremybk54 His Tzeentch introduction almost like something out of TTS. No doubt he saw it.
“Khorne will never stab you in the back, he will stab you in the face. Until your face stops resembling a face” -tts emps
Khorn will never stab you in the back, he will stab you in the face. Not only that he will make sure you see it coming, again and again and again and again...
That means he can't hurt me if I'm not looking at him?
No he will grab your shoulder, spin you around and beat your face in. Theres no stopping the beatings
A lot of the language there was directly cribbed, and I'm okay with that. Its still the best description of chaos thus far.
The Like count is on 666. Khorne is pleased.
Quick correction, they don’t have a connection to the warp like mentioned The Tyranids are a hive mind. They're in constant communication between their synapse creatures, sending billions of psychic messages non-stop around the fleet. This clouds up the warp, it's like a warp static, blocking out other psychic communication with the mass of unintelligible alien 'language. Tyranids, while not ideal for Chaos influence do have an affect on the warp. Their presence is actually a fairly big threat to Chaos, as they have no lust, no desire for Slaneesh to manipulate. Their entire existence is centered around the Hive Mind, their only quest is to feed.
"The Necrons have much more of a fleshed out lore"
Heh
Necron flayed one: "Are you sure about that?"
if the Necrons were as fleshed out as their lore they'd make the Flayed Ones look like normal Warriors
Nyeh Heh Heh!
BTW how they gonna regain their souls in the current lore? only rebuild the every member, every mind from the zero, except for the high class (the commanders, the generals and more up)... You lose your mental parts and you need to create them completely.
"Necons: oh old ones, please give us the key to immortality"
"The Old Ones: piss off"
I laughed way more then I should
"fuckoff kid, ya bother me..." - The Old Ones
Necrons after rejection: So...you chosen death!
I am just sad that the true children of the old ones are nowhere to be found 😔
realy funny HA funny funny
that's the short summary. don't forget, you may completely flip out the past events just by one different word.
One thing that a lot of people forget. If you slay a chaos being while in the warp, there is a real chance they're gone for good. Kinda like how they're at their most powerful, yet most vulnerable on home turf.
Hmm, interesting. The same rules apply to fiends in the Forgotten Realms universe of D&D. If you kill a demon or devil while they are on the prime material plane, their souls return to their home (the Abyss or the Nine Hells), and they are banished from entering the prime material for 100 years. If, however, they are killed while in their home realm, they die for real.
Not entirely true, but a solid rule of thumb. Basically: most demons are a tiny chunk of one of the four chaos gods. (Think, a single cell of your body for scale.) When you fight them on the material plane, unless you have something to disconnect them from the warp, they're just banished. When you fight them in the warp, you aren't fighting a chunk of that demon that it put into real space, you are fighting the whole demon.
Win there and there are good odds that particular demon is never coming back, because while he's scattered into gibs, other demons eat the gibs and thus the demon you 'killed' never reforms. But, if that demon is favored, the chaos god may reassemble them manually or order no one to eat their gibs, so they'll recover in time.
That being said, taking it as a rule that a demon you 'kill' in the warp is gone will usually be correct. Only the most favored (or disfavored, see that one Slanneishi demon cursed to dance forever.) demons get their god's attention like that.
So if the Emperor ever came back he could theoretically kill the Chaos gods in the warp?
@@liamoliver5848 It's rather dependent on how well he pulls himself together and how much having a mortal avatar as the basis of his existence means he can override the shaping effects of the warp reflection of him. (at least as I see it.) Essentially, there are two views on the Emperor:
1. The glorious God of Humanity that defends them, harsh because as a father he needs to be.
2. The tyrannical God of Humanity that defends them because only he gets to abuse his slaves.
There really isn't a ton of middle ground because of how the Imperium shakes out. This means there are two impressions in the warp waiting to take final form. (And I'd point out that like the chaos 'gods' nothing says you can't have both good and evil aspects in one entity.)
The facts we do have are that humanity is vastly more numerous and spread out than the Eldar were (and they made Slannesh, who is in the same league as the other three major chaos entities despite having so much less time to gestate/build up.) Humanity has spent roughly 10k years buying into the whole God Emperor mythos (for the most part) even if they think he is evil. None of the Chaos Gods ever had an origin as a creature of the material universe.
So in theory, if the Emperor got off the throne, he could harness the insane power of faith accumulated during that time to do a lot of crazy things. (Recently in lore he burned down Nurgles gardens, without getting off the throne.) On the other hand, how much all that shaping would push at him to 'live up to the hype' is an open question.
Scion (a TTRPG) had a neat take on Gods, where they got more powerful by fitting a role in fate... but also became more constrained by that role in the process. A similar situation might apply to the Emperor, where if he wants to go full on 'fight the four on even footing' he would be binding himself into the role of the God Emperor, potentially without a way to get out of it again.
We know for damn sure that the miracles of the Sisters of Battle are warp manifestations, since Cadian pylons rendered Celestine just a mortal again. (Standard anti-psyker measures fail against these miracles because they're designed to counter conventional psyker powers presumably.)
Killing the Chaos Gods outright might not be possible, but nothing says he couldn't rip the good parts out and make them into new Gods. (Honor from Khorne, Hope from Tzeench, Joy from Slannesh, Nature from Nurgle) That would massively weaken them and give him allies in one stroke.
Thanks for this, have been a warhammer fan for some time and didn't know this very interesting piece of information. Though looking back it seems sort of obvious considering how daemons can change shapes and are often described as how much of the "true" version of themselves is actually anywhere at any particular time.
I have always wanted to get into warhammer lore but I didn't know where to start and it seemed to daunting. these videos have helped so much and now I'm hooked.
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Eldar Philosopher
My reaction after watching the two part explanation of Warhammer 40k was: “What the fuck is wrong with this universe”
everything my heretical friend everything
@@alexmaysse607 You calling a heretic 'friend'? Eisenhorn want to have your location.
@@rumpelstilzz may he do his worst
Basically the big war of destiny that would decide the fate of the galaxy has already been fought. And the good guys lost.
All the fun stuff
"Chaos by far is the biggest threat"
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What are you talking about the Necrons are going to save the galaxy.
All beings, living and nonliving, will eventually degenerate into the sweet, formless bliss that is Chaos
The future belongs to the Tyranids.
@Char Aznable the Eldar are going to go extinct, straight up. there is nothing they will be able to do, nothing they really can do now either
I've just watched this one and the previous part. It has made me want to buy all the armies now, they are all so interesting in different ways!
The funniest part about nurgle is that from what I know he is actually like a super caring and loving creature, like one of his sons was jus chillin on papas shoulder and he fell into nurgle’s pestilence pot and just drank it until he became a big ass plague demon and nurgle was just like “oh that’s me boy I’m so proud of you!” Also as a side note the sassy nurgling is kinda cute in a weird twisted way
I think you’re talking about Kugath lol, that dude is daddy’s special boy for sure
@@corpsefoot758 or at least he was.
Well keep in mind he also kidnapped and imprisoned the Eldar Goddess Isha before she got eaten by Slannesh, and has been force feeding her his plagues since then.
Sassy nurgling is now a word i will forever use.
Then the (previously) little fella knew that the pot had the perfect sickness and felt guilty, since he drank Nurgle's greatest achievement.
So now he's trying to recreate it for papa Nurgle to compensate that he drank it all, he's collecting information about every illness he finds. Yep, that's Ku'gath.
Khorne is one of those people who will NEVER stab you in the back. After all, why stab someone in the back when stabbing them in the front works just as well?
Chaos gods- 1:10
Chaos demons- 9:50
Chaos Astartes- 10:40
Eldari- 16:26
Drukhari- 26:06
Harlequins- 30:43
Tyranids- 33:20
Genestealer Cults- 37:26
ORKS!!- 39:02
Necrons- 44:33
Tau- 51:55
Thank you good sir
Thanks man
Thanks man
Thanks man
Everybody must love orks because you marked them with exclamation points
A favorite archetype of mine is "character/group has the potential to become the most powerful character in the world but they're too stupid to realize it", and orks scratch this perfect itch for me. They can literally make things work on the power of belief
Reminds me of Okuyasu from Jojos
"Let's talk about Necrons"
*DOOM Doot starts playing*
Me: spits out my drink
Got me as well, fucking perfect
Also remember the Metroid music for Chaos.
I almost spat coffee across my keyboard when I heard that, so you're not alone.
Knee Deep in the Doot
Eldar philosopher Uthan the Perverse's thoughts on ork culture (kultur):
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."
Also what I like about the Orks is their currency for how simply genius it is: They use their teeths/teef. It makes so much sense. There teeth grows back and there are always other Orks around. Their teeth also rot in time, making it a self retiring currency preventing inflation. Oh you need a new shoota from a mekboy, tear out your own teeth or more likely take them from Da Boy that looked at you funny after you smash his face in.
"Why are the Chaos Gods always represented with death and skulls and scary demons?"
Probably because *everyone* in 40k is represented by death and skulls and scary demons.
The Dark Eldar quote "we are the lords of pain and death" made me think "The forces of chaos have something to say about that... actually every other race has something to say about that..>"
@Aggromemnon It is the youngest of the four, after all.
Except the tao
My guess is since they are constantly at war, the Demons will constantly be assholes. It's literally a never ending cycle unless Roblox Gollyman and his Ultrasmurfs break this cycle.
It's because Khorne gets, like, 1000x more exposure than the other Chaos Gods.
I will say, I love the Tyranids because they look so freaking awesome, but now I can appreciate the Orks a whole lot more. They just seem like so much fun!
"Chaos isn't necessarily evil..."
*The Ordo Hereticus wants to know your location*
I shall begin my prayers to the ship's weapons array in preparation for the incoming exterminatus.
@@poke548 You can't just exterminatus Terra...
@@akakios7386 _Objectives:_ *Exterminatus Terra*
@@akakios7386 I'm sure an Inquisitor has tried in the past.
They can’t Exterminatus Terra. İf they will, they must kill themselves for heresy. (Attacking Emperor)
Bricky last Video: The Imperium of the man are "the main bad guy"
Bricky this Video: the chaos "isn't necessarily evil" all the chaos gods have "another side"
Heretic! Heretic! Heretic!
He always pays his respects when he mentions Cadia, we'll let him slide for now.
@@Joaosantos22114 still a FFFFFFFFUCKING HERETIC!
@Chomag After all, the victors decide who was evil or not.
I've seen enough heresy to know where this is going.
47:07
They asked for unity, immortality and revenge against the old ones. All 3 of those wishes were granted.
"Be careful what you wish for: you may get it."
The C'tan were the proverbial monkey's paw
@@eduardodiaz9942 And then they proceeded to defeat that monkey's paw.
I think one of my favourite things in the lore is how they describe ork dreadnaughts (deff dreads and killa kans). For the kans the grots that get to pilot them are super enthusiastic about it and it’s considered standard for them to find the ork who bullied them the most and stomp them to death. For the deff dreads ork volunteers sign up to be put in one for the huge power boost but come to realise being permanently stuck in a can isn’t the greatest thing in the world.
The joke I've heard about the Orks that is pretty spot on "They are just a bunch of Manchester United fans"
only a bit less drunk
@@HiopX the W O T .wait.THATS A FRAGMINTAVION OF THE GOVERMENT
With those accents, no, they surely have to be Chelsea or West Ham fans !!
GASP!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
So a waaagh is just liverpool winning?
Plot twist: the Omnissiah is real and he makes Ork machines work all the time and despite all odds, so they can one day take over the whole Universe.
All praise the Orkssiah.
the omnissiah got krumped by Gork and Mork and now they're buddies so the omnissiah lets the ork shit work
No way the machine spirits are in pain around the ORKS
Who need machines when you have eat
Omnissiah is actually the Void Dragon. One of the last Ctan. Imprisoned in the bowl of Mars by the Emperor himself way back during the Golden Age. Only very few Mechanicus know about it and they keep it quiet. This is a worse heresy than Dark Angels secret.
There's a small bit of lore where the imperium tried to look what was outside the galaxy.
All they found was orks. Orks outnumber the tyranids is canon.
Orkz is best!
Boss, boss ? Shouldn’t we ‘ave appeared over dere ?
Like Orcs on planets or Orks just chilling out in the vacuum of space
@@emiliianoportillo1311 Let's pretend they're straight up chilling. Just to add a little, the tiniest bit of positivity in the lore (cause why not ).
Ultimately, the Tyranids are just bugs under the wheels. And Chaos pales in comparison to orks
@@Centurio-HD 😄
I think the reason they are seen as evil (chaos gods that is) is because that's how they are portrait in the mind of the people: the fear of them also fuels them to be evil cause of the warp. The God emperor propagate this notion and tried to prepare the emperium to deal with it but in doing so created the threat he so much feared (okay now I'm gonna give myself up to the inquisition)
Adeptus Mechanicus: **believes in machine spirits**
Necrons: **have actually souls**
Adeptus Mechanicus: HERESY!!!
Their minds were transferred, but I was under the impression that the C'tan didn't transfer their soul upon consuming their life essence. That is why the Necrontyr died that day, because they lost their soul along with their flesh when they became the Necron.
@@menghao737 most are soulless and have little emotion but some (the leaders) have more of their soul and are smarter (at least that's what I think it means)
Meng Hao not all of them lost their souls
Actually, they don't. During the biotransference, the C'tan ate them.
Well no the whole point of Necrons is that they are an entire race who do not have souls.
gotta remember that back then eldar were functionally immortal when they died their soul would go to the warp and wait for an eldar baby to be born and they would come back with their memories. So torturing someone to death for sexual gratification didn't seem like that big a deal for them.
Bloody hell
"... Because purple is the sneakiest color. You ever seen a purple ork? Didn't fuckin' think so."
lmao OMG, I'm dyin'. I love this.
I love the allience chart where everyone will team up against tyranids if they are desperate enough
You know how pretty much everyone hates cockroaches? Even people who are into bugs? That’s pretty much how the galaxy feels about Tyranids.
Psychologist: *"So, what are your job prospects?"*
Ork: *"Waaagh."*
Psychologist: *"What are your aspirations in life?"*
Ork: *"Waaagh."*
Psychologist *"Do you believe in religion?"*
Ork: *"Gork and Mork, but Ork focus on Waaagh."*
Psychologist: *"Uhuh, ok. Do you fear death?"*
Ork: *"No."*
Psychologist: *"And why is that?"*
Ork: *"Ork fight in battle. Ork dies in battle. If Ork die in battle, it mean Ork die in waaagh. Ork happy for being in Waaagh."*
Psychologist: *"You do realize that if you die you won't be able to fight in a war ever again, right?"*
Ork: *Gets up from seat* *"Me, Ork, is fungus. If Ork die, Ork spread fungus around. Fungus was me, now it is other. Other Orks are me. Ork will always be at Waaagh."*
Psychologist: *"Okay, good session, maybe we'll repeat this next week."*
Ork: *"No next week hummie, time for WAAAGH!"*
Why did you spent time on Wrighting this
@@edacat4621 Didn't really take that much time, besides I've seen way bigger comments than mine that lead no where.
@@Joaosantos22114 how can you say it leads nowehere... it leads to other people like me having a fun time reading it...
@@lolHyperactive It depends on the content, not the size.
Why does your Ork speak like Tarzan? Orks tend to be quite fluent in Cockney.
Races Time Tables
Chaos Gods 0:00 (grandpa Nurgle)
Chaos Space Marines 10:30
Eldar 16:25
CraftWorld Eldar 23:40
Drukhari 26:00 (yikes)
Harlequins 30:35
Tyranids 33:15 (nomnomnom)
Orks 38:50 (Ork Ork Ork Ork Ork)
Necrons 44:30 (actual shitters)
Tao 51:50 (not shitters *mostly*)
Thanks!
Tau
What faction are the Yu-vath a part of?
@@jacobbaumgardner3406 Their own.
@@magmaticfish2099 how powerful are they? I know they're mysterious but just how powerful are they?.
"Tau is like Apple - slick goodie-two shoes in a shiny anime mec. They don't really fit into this grimdark universe, you can't call them evil at all"
I'm glad, that recently planted psychic controller is now working and fully operational, Future Friend.
Guess he took the Soma the space smurfs left last time ás a gift to understand eachother better ....
Now, fight for the Greater Good in melee, they need some cannonfod ..err.. helpful friends on the frontlines!
"Never trust the Ethereals or their bullshit fuckery" - Farsight, probably.
Some Xenolover: What's so wrong about Tau?
Ehm you do realize they infest planets with promises of technology and progress only to enslave and castrate everyone on them to eventually replace them with Tau, right? All the time preaching happiness like some space communist.
@@pavliksin123 These speculations are WILDLY off, Future Friend! These aren't just promises! And we aren't "bringing" the technology to the people in need. We teach them to manufacture it on their own and help them to go on the path of inventing their own marvelous creations! Yesterdays drunk bum is now a factory engineer! Yesterdays broke farmer is now a factory engineer! Yesterday's stay at home single mother is now a factory engineer! Her previously addicted son? He enlisted in the mec core! Do not spread the ignorant lies, Future Friend!
@@pavliksin123 Imperium doesn't enslave anything, they just commit genocide. They can't directly control the conquesness of the masses, but if they could, they certainly would
Danke!
"They hangry and we food". That's literally a perfect description of Tyranids.
The detail about how they make us be food; the literal melting people, animals, plants, minerals and the literal atmosphere of planets into a paste to be sucked into space, is slightly more horrific but if it was a case of "Describe the Tyranids" in a sentence, this is perfect.
Saw mentioned somewhere, the best way to describe a WAAAGH! Is " a mix of holy crusade and pub brawl" 😆
Heard that one from SovietWomble when he was streaming Warhammer total war, playing as Orcs.
Dark Eldar summarized : imagine all of the most f-ed up, illegal hentai tags you can think of that exist and doesn't exist and imagine it as a civilization's law, culture, labor and research.
necrophilia, guro, vore, snuff, eyes penetration, vomit fetish, amputee, scat, newborn pedophilia, rape to death, genital mutilation, Mexican Sugar Dancing, brain fapping, etc.
Oh gosh, those bring back the nightmare.
@@dereenaldoambun9158 u got me at Mexican Sugar Dancing
is that a thing?
@@antonioespinoza2551
Not sure if it's legit.
I'm too scared to search about it lol.
@@dereenaldoambun9158 To quote war sage Malcharion: "Do you hear their cries? Can you taste their fear, their agony?" . It's good to be scared.
@@dereenaldoambun9158 oh good god...
These warhammer videos have really sparked my interest, I didn’t know a thing about 40k prior but now I’m sooooooooo intrigued. It’s a fascinating universe and the miniatures are just awesome
"I've never met a salty ork player." I would give up a kidney to play 40K against Robin Williams's orks.
When did Robin Williams play an Ork?
@@akumaking1 think he talked about it in an interview. Don't remember
Welp, that’s how you inspire a dive down a
r/rabbithole
Can I get a source for that interview? I want to believe but can't do it that easily.
"the eldar population right now is massively small"
*oxymoron intensifies*
Also: The Eldar have made lots of work on increasing their population back to where it was.
@@bundleofhumble3119 Yep
People forget that after millennia, they DO increase their population over time. It just takes longrr
Necrons: We would like immortality too please
Old Ones: Nah, only we can live forever
Necrons: Wanna bet?
C'tan: Am I a joke to you?
@@sportaflopsupreme5313 The Necron: * laughs *
The sheer passion that you show when you speak about anything in the warhammer video is absolutely amazing
Orks:”it just works”
Todd: it just works.
Coincidence? I think not.
So what you are saying is Bethesda games work when he plays them but are glitchy and broken when everyone else plays them?
Got it.
Sgt. Wolf hey,it just works.
@@UNSCMarine117 the staff at Bethesda are actually Orks
@@IAmCipeRamo yeah the purple orks make the bethesda games thats why we dont see them.
Godd Howard confirmed Gork (or is he Mork?).
I guess TTS portrayed tzeentch pretty well
Or did iiitttttt???
NYEHEHEHEHE
You are WEAK
Most underrated comment thus far. Or is it? Is the material spoken of within this one threas really underrated, or has it recieved the sufficient amounts of upvotes it has deserved? What exactly is deserving of an upvote? If there was such thing as deserving, would this be it? Or is the concept of "deserving" just an artificial construct made my mortal minds in the physical realm? Yes. Maybe? No. Perhaps? No?
“Why are the chaos gods this evil when they have a good side”
Eldar. The reason is eldar.
I'd probably say the reason is the Necrons, or more specially the C'tan. The War in Heaven was apparently so insanely brutal and horrifying that the "realm of all emotions and thoughts" could only be filled with pain and negativity.
@@sugarcombfilms3467 Exactly most of the psychic race that could impact the warp were created for and during the biggest war of the history of the galaxy, so of course it broke the balance of an otherwise neutral and chill warp.
Yes. The Eldar are definitely not able to be corrupted by the warp and the Terran genocidal conquering of the galaxy had little to no negative effects on the warp. Meanwhile we throw another 1000 psyckers on the sacrificial fire to keep our Demo....Emperor on this side of reality.
But it's definitely those Xenos over there...with their weird helmets.
@@brippie humanity is flavor of the month m8.
@@brippie When you consider how infinitesimally small the number of psykers is within humanity, and compare it with the literal untold quadrillions made to fight in the biggest bloodbath that side of the 31st century, I would say ... yeah, humanity had nothing to do with the warp turning to shit. The next biggest fuck ups in the universe are the Eldar, for making Horny & Terrifying into a god.
I've been spending so long trying to figure out where I want to start in 40k (and kill team) and you're description of Orks has entirely described the way I play any co-op/multiplayer game
Khorne- "I Hate Everything"
Tzeentch- "well no but actually yes and no and also yes"/Your everyday casino addict
Nurgle- *_He's basically your stepdad. He loves and hates you_*
Slaanesh-
*[B D S M C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E]*
18 naked emperor's children...
@@Marc-zi4vgAT RAM RANCH
@@chipskylark5500 Kept telling myself... "stay out of the comments, you'll find nothing good there, and mayhap find something you never wanted to remember". And sure enough.
18 naked emperor's children in the warp wanting to be sucked
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“ BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, MILK FOR THE KHORN FLAKES”
edit (i wonder how many know that i am quoting lathrix)
BUTTER FOR THE POP-KHORNE!
WITCH HUNTING FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE KHORNE!
@Isrel156 lol
TEETH FOR THE TOOTHFAIRY!
STICKS FOR THE KHORNE DOGS!
11:18 "Yes Inquisitor. This video right here."
Great comment deserves more likes
Requesting exterminatus
Request denied: He lives on Holy Terra
hahahahahah
And then you get shot too for watching heretical content