Everything Wrong With Elf In Many Merry Minutes

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  • Elf is a new holiday classic for millions. It has heart, humor, and Will Ferrell at his best. But it makes no damn sense. And there are lots of sins.
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  • @renee2746
    @renee2746 4 роки тому +4053

    Hearing Jeremy call the fat raccoon “chonky” has removed all the sins from my life

    • @brittanyvest5781
      @brittanyvest5781 4 роки тому +39

      Same here. I instantly got some Kroll/Liz flash backs

    • @ScorpionTamer
      @ScorpionTamer 4 роки тому +22

      Does that make him Jesus

    • @OogaBoogaBooga6969
      @OogaBoogaBooga6969 4 роки тому +38

      Chonky Bastard is now what I'm going to refer my friends cat as.
      Jeremy is great lol

    • @EternalAnkh
      @EternalAnkh 4 роки тому +12

      Jeremy is Jesus: confirmed

    • @matthewcox69
      @matthewcox69 4 роки тому +13

      At my school, the racoons are so fat they barely fit in the trashcans

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled 4 роки тому +2268

    Walter: *tells his son to get out of his life*
    Buddy: *leaves*
    Walter: 😧

  • @UnklePeanut
    @UnklePeanut 4 роки тому +2402

    I love how CS implies that he, himself, has squared up against a raccoon. Now that's a video I would like to see.

    • @Karin17S
      @Karin17S 4 роки тому +15

      Yup

    • @klenovyysirop12
      @klenovyysirop12 4 роки тому +28

      We could sin that movie

    • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
      @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 4 роки тому +17

      His name is Jeremy, not cinemasins

    • @sourinc9648
      @sourinc9648 3 роки тому +24

      @Jono Fancett no the channel is named after him, Cinema sins, he’s Jacksfilms older brother, but instead of a real name and something with movies, he got sins because.... do I need to explain?

    • @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94
      @The_Real_Slim_Shadow94 3 роки тому +7

      @@sourinc9648 I see you chose an apt profile name

  • @aeyenthelobster4858
    @aeyenthelobster4858 4 роки тому +1435

    you forgot 1 sin, buddy tells the girl that he didn't know she was naked in the shower when they have showers in the north pole

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 4 роки тому +41

      Aeyen The Lobster maybe they showered with clothes on in the North Pole?

    • @tattoochef425
      @tattoochef425 4 роки тому +69

      Lisa DellaValle they show him showering at one point-he at least has his shirt off. Are we to believe they shower with underwear or shower shorts?

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 4 роки тому +22

      Skull Rings, Knives, Watches well it’s really cold at the Pole :) Everything possible

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 4 роки тому +21

      @@Lisey91 Yes, because wearing clothes while getting wet magically makes you less cold. If anything, it just makes you colder and get hypothermia much faster and worse. That's why you're supposed to take your clothes off if you got wet in the cold. The elves must be pretty smelly if they can't even properly wash their bodies.

    • @Lisey91
      @Lisey91 4 роки тому +11

      Raven M ok, then elves are like medieval Christian and it’s a sin to see yourself completely naked so they shower with their underwear on. Better?

  • @Mikoyo15
    @Mikoyo15 4 роки тому +1776

    The fact that Buddy who is a human, managed to survive a lifetime on a candy diet

    • @GCEXTREMEMN
      @GCEXTREMEMN 4 роки тому +159

      And not be an obese diabetic nonetheless

    • @stevenporter7065
      @stevenporter7065 4 роки тому +92

      It's through the power of "Christmas magic" or some bullshit like that

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings 4 роки тому +65

      Don't forget a childhood of constant, hard unpaid work...And bullying by his co-workers/fellow slaves who are all much shorter than him.

    • @Vahktang
      @Vahktang 4 роки тому +55

      Should have added 32 sins, one for each tooth that ought to be missing.
      And add an exponent of sins for wasting Peter Dinklage.

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 4 роки тому +30

      @@PenheartKings And the fact after having such a shit life, overworked, bullied, poor-diet he is still a very happy extrovert. Most people would end up depressed and withdrawn if they went through all that all their life.

  • @lilyquinn1711
    @lilyquinn1711 4 роки тому +3992

    Do everything wrong with “The Polar Express.” I dare ya

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 4 роки тому +183

      Since it’s come down to that, they need sin the rest of the Santa Clause trilogy.

    • @Yoshikarter1
      @Yoshikarter1 4 роки тому +54

      They already did that one.

    • @misshobbity
      @misshobbity 4 роки тому +46

      Creepiest movie ever

    • @lilyquinn1711
      @lilyquinn1711 4 роки тому +40

      Yoshikarter1 did they? It must have been taken down. Just searched for it and there’s no cinemasins video for it.

    • @Yoshikarter1
      @Yoshikarter1 4 роки тому +37

      @@lilyquinn1711 I suspect as much, as I definitely recall watching it at one point before.

  • @dogchickencatboi5910
    @dogchickencatboi5910 4 роки тому +529

    “ this is the first time that a human has ever set foot in Santa’s workshop”
    Are they implying that Santa is not human?

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 роки тому +39

      He’s a husk for the alien parasite that is the Red Suit

    • @Nolaii_
      @Nolaii_ 3 роки тому +12

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 this ruined my day

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 роки тому +9

      @@Nolaii_ I apologize and Happy Holidays

    • @Nolaii_
      @Nolaii_ 3 роки тому +9

      @@oneflamingpotato7965 na I'm just kidding. It's just a really weird comment that's all. Happy holidays to you too!

    • @nikjones9219
      @nikjones9219 3 роки тому +5

      Oh shit

  • @erdoesc
    @erdoesc 4 роки тому +398

    he didn't even mention the fact buddy basically got a job by walking into a store looking the part

    • @staropalis
      @staropalis 3 роки тому +41

      Ever been to target with a red shirt on? It’s not too far fetched...

    • @deepred496
      @deepred496 3 роки тому +23

      to be fair, especially for temporary christmas positions, that’s really the only thing necessary

    • @MoveWithWoo
      @MoveWithWoo 3 роки тому +8

      Well he did get a seasonal job. Maybe they were so desperate for people it was some kind of walk in type gig *shrugs*

    • @JarodMoonchild1975
      @JarodMoonchild1975 3 роки тому +1

      I'm just gonna say r/wooosh and move on, cos some of you clearly misunderstood what the OP was getting at.

    • @DOSkywalkR
      @DOSkywalkR 2 роки тому

      Also, I'm assuming they need some bank information to get paid and stuff? So he doesn't really have a job, just a place to stay.

  • @mentally.ill.spooky
    @mentally.ill.spooky 4 роки тому +1487

    The scene where he is roaming around the city before he goes into the elevator was all improvised!!!!!! The cameras just followed him and the only paid actor in that scene was Buddy. Everyone else is an actual pedestrian!!!!!

    • @squiggles7833
      @squiggles7833 4 роки тому +75

      That's so cool

    • @julie6858
      @julie6858 4 роки тому +234

      Yeah, he went up to a random person and said "sAnTa?"

    • @Trinitysflicks767
      @Trinitysflicks767 4 роки тому +28

      THAT IS AWESOME 😂

    • @tattoochef425
      @tattoochef425 4 роки тому +106

      I don’t believe that. Do you know how many people they would have to run up to to get consent for filming them and putting them in a movie?

    • @katiecreates2526
      @katiecreates2526 4 роки тому +33

      Skull Rings, Knives, Watches it’s true, you can look it up, the rest of the movie was filmed in Canada on sound stages. That’s the only place they filmed on location

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria 4 роки тому +2250

    Did you refer to the color of that room as “pinkish”? It’s blue, my dude. It’s like a really pale mint blue.
    ...Cinemasins are you color blind?

    • @SavaFiend
      @SavaFiend 4 роки тому +114

      This is like that what color is the dress or what color are the sneakers crap that was going around a while back. And yeah I didn't see that room as pinkish at all like literally at all.

    • @jayedwards5
      @jayedwards5 4 роки тому +50

      @@SavaFiend Keep it to yourself or we'll have to go through all that crap again.

    • @AshDub86
      @AshDub86 4 роки тому +36

      That comment confused me too.

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather 4 роки тому +10

      Nowhere is there blue....

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 4 роки тому +33

      Spottedfeather man I hope you’re joking haha

  • @sneezyg1
    @sneezyg1 Рік тому +99

    6:31 the manager was originally intended to be played by Wanda Sykes, and they even had the name tag mad to match, but for some reason, she was unavailable and the actor they hired insisted on wearing the nametag anyway

  • @randomthingsproductions3299
    @randomthingsproductions3299 4 роки тому +281

    He said chonky. HE SAID CHONKY
    *he said it*

  • @agentj2012
    @agentj2012 4 роки тому +754

    Not gonna lie, just sounds like he’s sinning all the fun he’s having

  • @elelder5
    @elelder5 4 роки тому +1039

    I never knew I wanted Cinemasins to refer to a raccoon as a “Chonky bastard” until now... amazing

    • @maniacaldog3268
      @maniacaldog3268 4 роки тому +6

      Literally only came to the comments after seeing that part to read a comment like this

    • @rileysassafras5766
      @rileysassafras5766 4 роки тому +4

      I love "chonky bastard" so much

    • @totallyreena
      @totallyreena 4 роки тому +5

      It's like that one National Geographic video about the Honey Badger

    • @angelomc6632
      @angelomc6632 4 роки тому +1

      I was just about to comment that, he stopped just to mention the chonk boy

    • @thatthinginaplace5709
      @thatthinginaplace5709 4 роки тому +2

      I'm gonna start calling raccoons that.

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 4 роки тому +251

    Honestly, the raccoon should have been worth at LEAST one sin OFF. He's freaking adorable.

    • @icantthinkofagoodname7992
      @icantthinkofagoodname7992 4 роки тому +9

      Stephsaguudefan but he’s a chonky bastard

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 роки тому +7

      Raccoons are not adorable. They're vermin. Raccoons and rabbits are pure fucking vermin. One of them tore up my trash and then shit all over my backyard. The other ate my tomatoes and cucumbers and left his little pebbles all over my backyard too. If it were legal, I'd poison them. With something slow-acting, so they suffer.

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 3 роки тому +3

      @@EndlessSummer888 damn. How soulless are you?

    • @silvos8903
      @silvos8903 3 роки тому +4

      @@EndlessSummer888 makes sense.

  • @phoenixmcdowell6618
    @phoenixmcdowell6618 3 роки тому +64

    Fun fact: the part where Buddy was walking around the city for the first time, was with people who weren't actors. So that guy dressed in all red DID go outside like that.

  • @mileshurley7551
    @mileshurley7551 4 роки тому +765

    Video description: “This movie makes no damn sense.”
    My inner Kronk voice: “Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 4 роки тому +7

      Miles Hurley kronk haha 😆

    • @EBTS-3
      @EBTS-3 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahaha im going to have an inner Kronk voice from now on

  • @zachmann9996
    @zachmann9996 4 роки тому +420

    I think the best part about this movie is that if Walter hadn’t started singing a large group of people would have been injured.

  • @blakebarrett1519
    @blakebarrett1519 4 роки тому +241

    "This movie sits on a throne of lies"
    HmmmmMmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @HelgaGrace2007
    @HelgaGrace2007 4 роки тому +56

    The guy in the red running suit WAS just some random guy walking around. Will Ferrell ran up to him, but when he saw the guys reaction, he ran off.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 роки тому +6

      Around December, my dad had kids coming up to him sometimes. He looked a lot like Santa too, including the belly.

  • @BIGhappyG33
    @BIGhappyG33 4 роки тому +532

    So many Christmas movies have used “nobody believes in Santa anymore” as the crux for their entire plot. In a world where Santa Clause DOES exist, how would it be possible for people to not believe in him?

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 роки тому +152

      That something that bothered me even when I was younger. Where the hell do the adults think those presents come from?

    • @jonusaguilar8156
      @jonusaguilar8156 4 роки тому +33

      treehugger0241 it’s also concerning that the elves get no breaks.

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 роки тому +57

      @@jonusaguilar8156 I mean, elves aren't humans; my suspension of disbelief is willing to tolerate the fact that they might not need breaks like humans do, especially since they cheer when told they're gonna continue working right away.
      The real sin is the fact that the human Buddy is OK with this; how hasn't _he_ burnt out?

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 4 роки тому +21

      @@treehugger0241 Is it possible that he somehow adapted to his new environment and inherited or absorbed some of the Elf's abilities (for lack of better word)?

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 роки тому +15

      @@EchthelionII It's not impossible, but there was so little to indicate that that it's basically wild mass guessing.

  • @KalParkaran
    @KalParkaran 4 роки тому +901

    Ok whoever wrote the “don’t make a religion joke and piss off billions of people” line is now my favorite writer. Audibly laughed out loud!

    • @banks3509
      @banks3509 4 роки тому +15

      *Billions

    • @7gamex
      @7gamex 4 роки тому +28

      @@banks3509 There might be billions of believers, but only millions would get pissed off.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 роки тому +7

      He said billions.

    • @gaqua2701
      @gaqua2701 4 роки тому +28

      Ok boomer

    • @westonkraus3340
      @westonkraus3340 4 роки тому +13

      Pretty bold of him to assume this video will get a billion views

  • @raynenickerson5084
    @raynenickerson5084 Рік тому +29

    I have an easy explanation for the sleeping inconsistencies. You mentioned that elves don't get many breaks, so it's reasonable to assume they work long hours. Maybe even for days on end without sleeping. Even though he's human, it's not entirely out of the realm of the universe to say he could learn to do the same. Then he sleeps in the window without being tucked in, which could've been him finally passing out from exhaustion.

  • @chrisdaughen5257
    @chrisdaughen5257 4 роки тому +62

    A few things I thought of when watching this movie:
    1. How is Buddy so energetic when his step-father is SO EMOTIONLESS throughout the entire movie? Did he tuck Buddy in at night while he grew up?
    2. 5:55 Does the North Pole have gender neutral bathrooms?
    3. When Buddy buys a "special someone dress," he should know its for a girl right? There's still romance in the North Pole!
    4. When he made a rocking horse, he destroyed his father's furniture to get the wood which is kind of insensitive.
    5. If Buddy was so popular at the North Pole, shouldn't he have recognized that Miles was, at the very least, not a North Pole elf?

  • @jeffcoat1959
    @jeffcoat1959 4 роки тому +406

    When Buddy pushed every single elevator button, the other guy in the elevator didn't just get out and take another elevator.

    • @kristineilochi4615
      @kristineilochi4615 4 роки тому +4

      Right? LOL

    • @KindredKeepsake
      @KindredKeepsake 3 роки тому +18

      I don’t care where I have to be at that time. I would want to hang out with that weirdass, and follow him about just to see what he’d do next. XD

    • @jordanwelch3832
      @jordanwelch3832 3 роки тому +5

      You’d think in NYC that wouldn’t fly lol but I guess he had nowhere important to be

  • @seanster440
    @seanster440 4 роки тому +620

    He was actually scared of the elevator at first. He tries to escape when the doors close 😂

    • @RyanMortonVids
      @RyanMortonVids 4 роки тому +2

      Can you sub to me plz, don't have to if you don't want to

    • @earthhound
      @earthhound 4 роки тому +3

      Can't wait to see this in the Birdman video.

    • @maggiecapetola8007
      @maggiecapetola8007 4 роки тому +2

      Seanster The Monster this is a great username

    • @aeoniumred3112
      @aeoniumred3112 4 роки тому +1

      The escalator part also is so funny

    • @notachinesespypleasebeliev8954
      @notachinesespypleasebeliev8954 4 роки тому +1

      Gordon Ramsay 46 cAn YoU sUb pLEase??????!???? YOu doNt haVE TOO!!!!
      I’m just pulling your chain, no hard feelings. :)

  • @AwdryFan-tb6ln
    @AwdryFan-tb6ln 4 роки тому +130

    Fun fact: I was afraid of escalators when I was a kid.

    • @TrueApexMusic
      @TrueApexMusic 4 роки тому +15

      Be too because my mom has told be that if you didn’t get off in time it would rip your feet off

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 4 роки тому +2

      Same here

    • @deeanna8448
      @deeanna8448 4 роки тому +2

      Same!🤣

    • @lordflacko8232
      @lordflacko8232 4 роки тому +2

      I hear you, my mom got her sandal caught as a kid and hearing her mention that always scared the shit out of me lol

    • @Brodie029
      @Brodie029 4 роки тому +1

      Why tf are you commenting that on a cinemasins video like no one asked

  • @SteamboatWilley
    @SteamboatWilley 4 роки тому +50

    Buddy is aware that gnomes exist, but calls Tyrion Lannister an elf.

    • @Tauramehtar
      @Tauramehtar 2 роки тому +2

      All dwarves are elves in their Buddy's eyes.

    • @misshollis7547
      @misshollis7547 2 роки тому +1

      At least he didn’t call him a midget

  • @Pontificate
    @Pontificate 4 роки тому +271

    0:30 “ I’d like to talk about why everything is this pinkish off-white hue.”
    Everyone: Grey

    • @delhaney11
      @delhaney11 4 роки тому +2

      Grey 100%

    • @se7vin77
      @se7vin77 4 роки тому +5

      greyish-blue

    • @ameliacrisp8482
      @ameliacrisp8482 4 роки тому +1

      blu-ish lmao

    • @yudiwang625
      @yudiwang625 4 роки тому +2

      I can actually see where he’s getting the pinkish hue, but it might just be me

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 4 роки тому

      ​@Isabella Blum I guess I could have done that with asterisks, but no.

  • @hadmiar8
    @hadmiar8 4 роки тому +148

    I was expecting you to sin the line "he must have slipped into your sack at *the* orphanage", as if Santa only visits one orphanage on the entire Earth.

    • @hadmiar8
      @hadmiar8 4 роки тому +3

      Also, I always thought the movie took place sometime in the 1980s.

  • @aleksdreeve8878
    @aleksdreeve8878 4 роки тому +19

    The scene where he takes an unexpected running start outside the shot onto the couch and onto the Christmas tree to put a star like Michael Jordan and then falls over WHILE on the tree got me laughing for the rest of the movie the first time I watched it. Still gets me

  • @elizabethr9712
    @elizabethr9712 Рік тому +15

    At the end your mix of: “Miles Finch, Miles Finch…” “Leopold, Leopold!” Had me dying laughing! Thank you for the memories of that Bugs Bunny moment with this scene! You’re the best.

  • @spacejesus6581
    @spacejesus6581 4 роки тому +627

    Fun fact during the scene where Buddy eats the weird spaghetti: Will Farrel got a really bad migraine just from having it in his mouth

    • @oliviakilbride5930
      @oliviakilbride5930 4 роки тому +93

      There's also a 'blooper ' of him throwing up for like 5 min after eating it on the DVD

    • @dentoncrimescene
      @dentoncrimescene 4 роки тому +2

      Fun?

    • @seanster440
      @seanster440 4 роки тому +9

      *Michael Scott voice* “that’s what she said!”

    • @owenmaleski2203
      @owenmaleski2203 4 роки тому +15

      Every time my Ma sees that scene, she remarks how she hopes they only had to film it once

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 роки тому +5

      That's repulsive! Poor Will! 🤮

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 4 роки тому +443

    "He must've crawled into the bag at the orphanage."
    Oh, so since you know exactly where he's from, you can just take him right back, right?

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 4 роки тому +18

      I always wondered why they didn't just take him back 😂😂

    • @Jbr2005
      @Jbr2005 4 роки тому +14

      That's simple, Santa only leaves the north pole on Christmas Eve

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette 4 роки тому

      Papa elf wanted to keep him

    • @jrojassengard2586
      @jrojassengard2586 4 роки тому

      Perhaps

    • @angelzx7961
      @angelzx7961 4 роки тому

      but how was he at the orphanage if he had a dad?

  • @TonksRules
    @TonksRules 4 роки тому +39

    If I remember correctly she was showering at work because they shut her hot water off. :o

    • @tonyabrookes9931
      @tonyabrookes9931 3 роки тому +5

      Plus she could have bought jug water at the grocery store to make her noodles...

    • @user-sb2tb9oe7d
      @user-sb2tb9oe7d 3 роки тому

      @@tonyabrookes9931 bought jug water?

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 роки тому

      @@user-sb2tb9oe7d I think they’re talking about like those things of water you can buy that you put in water coolers. I would just get a shit load of water bottles

    • @user-sb2tb9oe7d
      @user-sb2tb9oe7d 3 роки тому +1

      Or if I had no money like Zooey Deschanel in this movie i'd just buy one of those big ass water jugs and refill it at a water fountain. But maybe that's what the guy was saying.

  • @JustCallMeAlec
    @JustCallMeAlec 3 роки тому +8

    "If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all see a statue of Jesus crying" this is like my new favorite line in Cinema Sins.

  • @Randomlyrandom20
    @Randomlyrandom20 4 роки тому +244

    In his defense he’s never drank before so I feel it kind of makes sense that he got wasted that fast

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 роки тому +5

      I know I did when I had my first beer.

    • @scofieldvictoria
      @scofieldvictoria 3 роки тому

      I was thinking that too

    • @DynamiteChannelist
      @DynamiteChannelist 2 роки тому

      Took me about 4 beers, but yeah. First time it’s super fast.

    • @VitaliyDvorkin
      @VitaliyDvorkin 2 роки тому +9

      I think the sin is that chugging hard liquor on your first try would quickly turn you into a firehose.

    • @neilholmes8200
      @neilholmes8200 2 роки тому +4

      That and the following sin about it being unrealistic that the whole mail room would join in. I've worked in a few Mail or archive rooms in the past like that. The staff used to take any excuse to goof off lol

  • @redbones6046
    @redbones6046 4 роки тому +469

    "I'm 26 years old"
    *Hahahahahahaha*
    My thoughts exactly

    • @ianhall3795
      @ianhall3795 4 роки тому +14

      He looks 36 or older at best

    • @jacobdrain4492
      @jacobdrain4492 4 роки тому +4

      @@ianhall3795 Maybe 40

    • @JimmyTheAce89
      @JimmyTheAce89 4 роки тому +9

      To be fair, he WAS drunk when he said that.

    • @JakeTSnake7
      @JakeTSnake7 4 роки тому +6

      I think the joke was that the mailroom job accelerated his aging process.

    • @TheVanishing87
      @TheVanishing87 4 роки тому +1

      Lol Ikr? I'm 32 and I look younger than him.

  • @hunterojustice7236
    @hunterojustice7236 3 роки тому +12

    10:22 I freaking love when he laughs, it’s contagious.

  • @AethyrPrime
    @AethyrPrime 4 роки тому +16

    That moment you realize Tirion Lannister was called an elf in his past life movie career.

  • @jgalindezjg
    @jgalindezjg 4 роки тому +113

    He missed the "new yorkers band together in a crisis cliche" when he was busy tearing up about the singing in the park.

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 роки тому +9

      He was probably about to sin that before his feels got the better of him.

  • @austinaraniecke9213
    @austinaraniecke9213 4 роки тому +422

    Us: we want endgame
    Cinemasins: everything wrong with elf

  • @flashcsrvclips7841
    @flashcsrvclips7841 4 роки тому +98

    Somebody: Walks
    This guy: SIN

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 4 роки тому +46

    3:44 HE SAID “CHONKY”!!! HE SAID “ *CHONKY* “!!!

  • @mxrazy
    @mxrazy 4 роки тому +246

    "If no one wants you around why dont you just quit." I felt that.

    • @JakeTurbine
      @JakeTurbine 4 роки тому +3

      @@HWEWSWEW Huh? How would it make the world better?

    • @SuperSongbird21
      @SuperSongbird21 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair, I'm sure Santa just meant there wasn't enough Christmas spirit in New York - an obvious idea given that according to Hollywood all NYC locals are miserable @$$holes.

    • @mxrazy
      @mxrazy 4 роки тому

      @@SuperSongbird21 I'm trying to be depressed!

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette 4 роки тому +1

      SuperSongbird21 yeah that’s probably why the sleigh didn’t go down until he got to New York, makes more sense when you think of it that way

  • @BigDogRedskin
    @BigDogRedskin 4 роки тому +420

    Missed the part where he “goes through” the Lincoln Tunnel and the actual shots are of the Holland Tunnel

    • @damienholland2k7
      @damienholland2k7 4 роки тому +3

      @UC-Y9U_uVj-ftvd8kNxBtUFQ
      Fuck off, no one will sub to you just because you beg

    • @robp1519
      @robp1519 4 роки тому +12

      He doesn't actually sin movie mistakes anymore. It's 99% jokes and questions that aren't a sin of the movie.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 роки тому +7

      @@robp1519 He actually points out multiple things actually wrong with the movie itself that aren't throwaway jokes. Pay more attention.

    • @robp1519
      @robp1519 4 роки тому +1

      @@memorra if it can be answered by actually watching the film, it's factually a throw away joke.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 роки тому +3

      @@robp1519 I'm sorry I just don't care. Fuck off, have a nice day.

  • @KainceeYT
    @KainceeYT 2 роки тому +3

    “Why in the name of Rudolph’s ballsack” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @kylefrance9688
    @kylefrance9688 3 роки тому +5

    4:27 The funniest thing is apparently that guy wasn’t even an extra 😂.

  • @teammysticftw5011
    @teammysticftw5011 4 роки тому +591

    Me: Why does everyone talk about Christmas already it’s not even Thanksgiving
    Cinema Sins: Everything wrong with Elf

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 4 роки тому +39

      Halloween starts September 1st
      Christmas starts November 1st

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher 4 роки тому +17

      There is no Thanksgiving in my country, I can only count down days to Christmas!

    • @teammysticftw5011
      @teammysticftw5011 4 роки тому +2

      djmindcrasher that’s nice

    • @nix_
      @nix_ 4 роки тому +21

      Thanksgiving is American the rest of us are just waiting for Christmas

    • @sammorris4722
      @sammorris4722 4 роки тому +11

      Not everyone does Thanksgiving

  • @keenandevier8053
    @keenandevier8053 4 роки тому +61

    Buddy in the classroom being 5x bigger than everyone and he is sitting in the FRONT ROW. Blocking other students, sin.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 4 роки тому +4

      It's probably because of the forced perspective. He's a lot closer to the camera than the elves to make him seem bigger. Same with the "batteries in the smoke detector" scene.

  • @Nillaman
    @Nillaman 3 роки тому +7

    My favorite thing about these is that I feel like I watched the entire movie in less then 10 minutes!!

  • @fkrkf
    @fkrkf Рік тому +4

    I can't believe it's been 19yrs since this movie came out😳. I had just turned 20 and was working at blockbuster. This movie was our xmas bonus

  • @gonzotown9438
    @gonzotown9438 4 роки тому +157

    I feel like if elves unionized they'd just request more work.

    • @Edward-Not-Elric
      @Edward-Not-Elric 4 роки тому +19

      Accurate. They'd probably request they get to sleep at their work stations.

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 4 роки тому +3

      "Us elvses like work, Harry Potter sir!"

  • @CharginChuck
    @CharginChuck 4 роки тому +126

    All I could think of during the Strings ad was "This goes on for some time."

  • @frankiesmith6805
    @frankiesmith6805 4 роки тому +25

    "Jets fans"
    Dang, I feel attacked

    • @JCP405
      @JCP405 4 роки тому +1

      Frankie Smith well u lost to the winless Dolphins and Bengals.

    • @boycotttps211
      @boycotttps211 3 роки тому +1

      Thanksgiving 2012....

  • @LockwoodTheScientist
    @LockwoodTheScientist 3 роки тому +15

    I love that male elf in the yellow’s reaction to Santa saying that they are preparing for next Christmas. He looks so damb surprised. I would assume you start preparations right after Christmas EVERY year. So, why should THIS year catch you off guard? Did he realize what role in what movie he was getting into right when cameras rolled for that shot?
    Edit: timestamp 1:32

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 3 роки тому +1

      No, he's just your average procrastinator. He never even considered preparing until Santa brought it up.

    • @CodyFairlessLee
      @CodyFairlessLee Рік тому

      Dude. I never even noticed that until you pointed it out. That’s amazing.

  • @zachhicks8020
    @zachhicks8020 4 роки тому +455

    Feel like there should be a Everything Wrong With A Christmas Story.

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 4 роки тому +10

      Zach Hicks favorite Christmas movie. Would love one of those

    • @RockyRatZZ
      @RockyRatZZ 4 роки тому +6

      Zach Hicks that movie alone (talking about “a Christmas story “ ) is a sin in itself

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 4 роки тому +11

      Jingle All the Way, The Polar Express, Happy Feet 2, and Arthur Christmas need to be sinned next this month or next month.

    • @mikaylastewart3183
      @mikaylastewart3183 4 роки тому +16

      Nothing. Nothing is wrong with that movie

    • @brandonhicks9926
      @brandonhicks9926 4 роки тому +1

      I love the movie, but there are definitely a few sins

  • @RudeGrouch
    @RudeGrouch 4 роки тому +447

    So who do the parents thinks gives their kids presents if they don’t believe in santa but santa still does it
    It’s the same problem with all Christmas movies including santa

    • @wormbaby8643
      @wormbaby8643 4 роки тому +10

      EXACTLY

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather 4 роки тому +29

      There was another christmas movie that explains this. Santa only goes to the houses where everyone in the house believes in him. If he went to every house, the parents wouldn't know where the presents came from.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 4 роки тому +4

      @@Spottedfeather Do you know the title of the film?

    • @Spottedfeather
      @Spottedfeather 4 роки тому +17

      @@sarah98917 The Christmas Secret. It shows how Santa used to be a viking and explains how he only goes to houses where everyone there believes in him so that he doesn't freak out the parents.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 4 роки тому +3

      @@Spottedfeather Okay thank you. I was just curious.

  • @colefuemmeler7685
    @colefuemmeler7685 2 роки тому +4

    Fun fact:all of the scenes of “Buddy” running around NYC were actually just Will Ferrell improvising including the Santa and him getting hit by the car

  • @robd5558
    @robd5558 Рік тому +6

    His name tag says “Wanda” because the part was supposed to be played by Wanda Sykes, but she backed out at the last minute. When that actor filled in he wanted to keep the “Wanda” name tag as a joke.

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 4 роки тому +42

    Elf is one of those movies where, even though it may not be narratively-sound, it still has that nostalgia aspect, that keeps you coming back every year during the holidays.

  • @enderdas
    @enderdas 4 роки тому +37

    "look at that CHONKY bastard" ~ greatest line from cinema sins ever spoken

  • @hearthayleyy
    @hearthayleyy 4 роки тому +3

    i never thought i’d hear you say the word “chonky” and now its my favorite thing

  • @caritahearts2405
    @caritahearts2405 3 роки тому +5

    When Jermey fucking looses it at an absolute unit of a racoon, just oh my god this guy is a human and even I can relate.

  • @randykruse1289
    @randykruse1289 4 роки тому +92

    Did anyone notice the elf that said "If he hasn't figured out he's a human by now.....". That's Peter Billingsley. He played Ralphie in A Christmas Story.

    • @abutton117
      @abutton117 4 роки тому

      WAT

    • @ks_cerealkiller
      @ks_cerealkiller 4 роки тому

      😱

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 4 роки тому +5

      I knew that, but it's still delightful. There's so many Christmas movie references in this one.

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 4 роки тому

      Yay!

    • @BakuraRy0
      @BakuraRy0 4 роки тому

      Most of us noticed this when Elf first came out. Sixteen years ago. If there's still people who haven't noticed this, they're either too young to remember A Christmas Story, or they're blind.

  • @savana3272
    @savana3272 4 роки тому +145

    The reference calling Zooey Deschanel the New Girl is uncanny and deserves more recognition

    • @LucyAnne1
      @LucyAnne1 3 роки тому +7

      I kind of really wanted a New Girl audio outtake at the end of the video 😅👍🏼

  • @journeyman2404
    @journeyman2404 3 роки тому +9

    10:23
    There should be a sin off here because Will Farrell did the breakdancing himself.

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 3 роки тому +2

    I've never watched this movie on account of the fact that I assume I won't enjoy it but I do have friends who absolutely LOVE it and watch it repeatedly throughout the holidays.

  • @happyellf
    @happyellf 4 роки тому +42

    I will never forgive you for NOT removing a sin for "You sit on a throne of lies"

  • @androzani84productions85
    @androzani84productions85 4 роки тому +164

    As Roger Ebert put it, “Mary Steenburghen proves she is the only woman in America who can take in her husband’s out of wedlock elf and mean it entirely.”

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 4 роки тому +2

      I legit forgot Mary Steenburgen was in this film. I kept thinking, "Why does that woman look familiar?"

    • @DSMTheEditor
      @DSMTheEditor 4 роки тому +9

      Thats why she's a national treasure

  • @sub2helpGokuchargetheG-Dama
    @sub2helpGokuchargetheG-Dama 4 роки тому +8

    I can't be the only one that realized that kids were watching news on TV instead of watching cartoons or something.

  • @TheVanishing87
    @TheVanishing87 4 роки тому +7

    Cinemasins: "Raccoons are vicious!"
    Me: /nods/ "Yeah, especially if their name is Rocket Raccoon."
    Also me: "I apologize for nothing!" /runs off/

  • @human5485
    @human5485 4 роки тому +231

    Do everything wrong with “Hansel and Gretel: witch hunters”

    • @hellojari07
      @hellojari07 4 роки тому +3

      yes pls

    • @DerekScottBland
      @DerekScottBland 4 роки тому +2

      That movie was so good but so bad.

    • @human5485
      @human5485 4 роки тому +1

      Scott Bland true tho

    • @human5485
      @human5485 4 роки тому +1

      Vice TOLUCT yasssss

    • @DerekScottBland
      @DerekScottBland 4 роки тому +2

      @Vice TOLUCT - Just watch the Rifftrax version of Jack the Giant Slayer :-)

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 4 роки тому +206

    I watch this movie every year. Such a classic.

    • @teaisyummy.1854
      @teaisyummy.1854 4 роки тому +1

      MegaSoulHero How did You hey here 23 hours ago

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 4 роки тому +4

      Tea is yummy. - Patreon

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 4 роки тому

      Are you a time traveler???

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 роки тому

      Same. Love both the film and Will Farrell's performance.

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 4 роки тому +1

      The Dark Knight - That’s not how time traveling works. Never in any kind of fiction has someone done something in the future that would cause it to appear in the present. Even a 5 year old would know this.

  • @the.abhiram.r
    @the.abhiram.r 4 роки тому +8

    you should've given a sin for "he must have snuck in your bag at the orphanage"

  • @bretthosmer6770
    @bretthosmer6770 Рік тому +2

    I just see "EWW ELF" on the thumbnail. Gave me a chuckle...

  • @Megamean09
    @Megamean09 4 роки тому +105

    When they said "it's time to start preparations for next Christmas!" The sin should've been "Retail."

  • @AfroCharlieable
    @AfroCharlieable 4 роки тому +128

    Asking why she agrees to date with Buddy like he’s never seen a 6’3 guy with blue eyes, good teeth and a low BMI

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 4 роки тому +29

      How _are_ his teeth so good if his diet has been 90% sugar all his life?

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 роки тому +15

      I don't care how attractive someone is if they are just a step away from being a sex offender I would not date them.

    • @davidtaylor142
      @davidtaylor142 4 роки тому +11

      He’s not a bad looking guy, but I don’t think Will Ferrell is attractive enough to outweigh the creep factor.

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 роки тому +3

      @@davidtaylor142 In my book not even someone I have been crushing on for years would outweigh the creep factor.

    • @pauldzim
      @pauldzim 4 роки тому

      @@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 I thought women liked dangerous guys?

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 3 роки тому +3

    I was watching this movie with my family hours ago. It was my mom's first time watching this movie, AND SHE LOVED IT!!! This movie is absolutely one of the best Christmas movies of all time!!!😁

  • @oilyliver5078
    @oilyliver5078 4 роки тому +60

    No don’t ruin the best Christmas ever

    • @bando2131
      @bando2131 4 роки тому +5

      Andrew Clarke uncultured

    • @salt4045
      @salt4045 4 роки тому +4

      Andrew Clarke How. Fucking. Dare. You

    • @blckberri
      @blckberri 4 роки тому +1

      Andrew Clarke you mustve had a boring childhood

  • @atlastheta
    @atlastheta 4 роки тому +40

    The fact that Jeremy said "Chonky" unironically makes me unbelievably happy and I can now die happy

  • @mightywizard7475
    @mightywizard7475 4 роки тому +114

    2:22 why would Buddy's classmates bully him when he could easily kick their ass because he's 3x bigger than them?!

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 4 роки тому +9

      Children find a way.
      I believe the correct answer would simply be "Because they're elves"

    • @PenheartKings
      @PenheartKings 4 роки тому +2

      Well, you see it's because he was raised since he was barely old enough to say mama to do hard work at a toys factory...That shit is murder, and people kill themselves because of what, 8 hours? This boy had it 24/7 no sleep.
      So that being said, what was going through his mind was...Do one thing wrong and he's gonna get crucified and if they're merciful...They'll all laugh at his expense.
      His body doesn't mean much when his mind is beaten with a whip every second.

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 роки тому +3

      I bet he wears size 13 Nikes

    • @JakeTSnake7
      @JakeTSnake7 4 роки тому

      It is a collective, social bullying. Not a physical bullying.

    • @jongon0848
      @jongon0848 2 роки тому +1

      Also is he forgetting they're elves? Elves that don't wanna be on the Naughty list?

  • @Will-gq6gn
    @Will-gq6gn 3 роки тому +2

    What's funny is that the guy buddy mistaked for santa was really just a random guy who wasn't acting that Will Ferrel went up to and Cinema Sins just gave it a sin like it was a bad call by the makeup department😂😂😂

  • @fullmetaldovahkiin
    @fullmetaldovahkiin Рік тому +2

    The studio completely missed out not getting Billy Bob Thorton to play the mall santa clause

  • @jack_of_alltrades7091
    @jack_of_alltrades7091 4 роки тому +23

    Since an apple a day keeps the doctor away I've come to the conclusion that Jeremy is in fact a doctor and that's why he hates apples

  • @devandeppisch7412
    @devandeppisch7412 4 роки тому +108

    Elves get married
    Santa: im instituting Prima Nocta

    • @nathanrogers2898
      @nathanrogers2898 4 роки тому +3

      Arsenal Hawk he’s into some kinky shit, why does he want to get down with elves

  • @playr4
    @playr4 4 роки тому +2

    I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned that Buddy being 5 times bigger than the rest of his classmates was also sat in the front of the class.

    • @kmaggie924
      @kmaggie924 4 роки тому +1

      And 30 years older than the rest of the class..

  • @tlh349
    @tlh349 3 роки тому +2

    This movie was played in every single christmas lesson Every. Single. Year

  • @kaiseremotion854
    @kaiseremotion854 4 роки тому +9

    objection. no one in their right mind would bully someone 5x BIGGER than them

  • @GhazMazMSM
    @GhazMazMSM 4 роки тому +20

    The old man buddy mistaken for Santa is not an actor,In fact he didn’t even know he was being filmed.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 4 роки тому +2

      LOL! So apparently someone would go out in that track suit? That's adorable.

  • @rogueatkinson1359
    @rogueatkinson1359 3 роки тому +3

    Sin 27. When filming this that guy jogging wasn’t an actor. It actually was a guy dressed in all red to look like Santa 😂

  • @howtobealeaf1423
    @howtobealeaf1423 4 роки тому +9

    I just watched this movie in class, how ironic it’s in my recommended

  • @bluebooth5448
    @bluebooth5448 4 роки тому +57

    I’ve definitely called a real human person a ‘jackweed’ before this movie existed. It’s a real insult I swear.

    • @robertmiller7721
      @robertmiller7721 4 роки тому +4

      Blue Booth I believe that R Lee Ermey used that very insult in his History Channel Show mail call.

    • @bluebooth5448
      @bluebooth5448 4 роки тому

      Robert Miller Thanks for backing me up babe 😘

    • @robertmiller7721
      @robertmiller7721 4 роки тому

      No problem. Ermey also used that insult in his Geico commercial as well.

  • @Ms12369
    @Ms12369 4 роки тому +221

    I'm giving CinemaSins a sin for not taking a sin off for the mere existence of Peter Dinklage in this movie.
    (Ding)

    • @melissap.6271
      @melissap.6271 4 роки тому +6

      Agreed!

    • @Smoothy4doctor26
      @Smoothy4doctor26 4 роки тому +12

      And how do you go a whole review of Elf without one Game of Thrones reference? I was sure they'd at least throw a Tyrion line in the end

    • @halla1rw
      @halla1rw 4 роки тому +3

      I though he sounded familiar! THANK YOU!!!

    • @melissap.6271
      @melissap.6271 4 роки тому +1

      Smoothyesk- I thought that too!

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 роки тому

      That was Peter Dinklage!? Mind blown. Guess his hair wasn't as messy back then.

  • @adams.2407
    @adams.2407 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly this is one of the few movies I'm glad didn't get a sequel, you can't replicate this charm twice

  • @ajarthis1602
    @ajarthis1602 3 роки тому +1

    That Jack-in-the-box scene is probably the funniest thing Will Ferrell's done outside SNL.

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock 4 роки тому +70

    That model train comment sounds like they actually care about model trains. I like this channel a little more now

  • @sambroady1551
    @sambroady1551 4 роки тому +109

    “This is like Lorraine assuming Marty was Calvin in Back to the Future”
    THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE!

  • @marijajanicijevic8211
    @marijajanicijevic8211 8 місяців тому +2

    Even though I like christmas movies, I absolutely adore ironical rewiev of Elf. Keep up the good work !😎

  • @wills_corner
    @wills_corner 4 роки тому +3

    1:21 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    "If wishes and butts were candy and nuts we'd all see a statue of Jesus crying."