Everything Wrong With Jingle All the Way In 14 Minutes Or Less

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  • @louismarx8269
    @louismarx8269 4 роки тому +533

    I love how this movie slowly goes insane over its run. It starts out as a semi-realistic family story about a neglectful dad trying to win over his son with the hot toy of the season, has him going to stores and fighting other parents, but then slowly descends into madness with ninja santas, mail-bombs, and reindeer, and then absolutely loses it by having Arnie become a super hero flying around on a jetpack.

    • @arond88
      @arond88 4 роки тому +53

      And that’s exactly why it’s the greatest Christmas film to have ever existed.

    • @TinoTheFox
      @TinoTheFox 4 роки тому +7

      Louis Marx Dude, you hit the nail right on the head.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 роки тому +5

      @@arond88 I don't know about "greatest" but it's enjoyable. 😅

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 роки тому +7

      It feels like the writers and director had a plan then decided eh screw it lets just role with it on set

    • @rafael502
      @rafael502 3 роки тому +7

      It's freaking great lol, fuck the haters. And heartwarming as well!

  • @TVmaniac947
    @TVmaniac947 4 роки тому +1592

    No sin removal for “put that cookie down”?
    Shame

    • @Insanityltself
      @Insanityltself 4 роки тому +97

      Take that sin down
      NAAOOOOO!!!

    • @dynomar11
      @dynomar11 4 роки тому +12

      That's kindergarten cop. Edit: nvm there's just a fat kid eating cookies in kindergarten cop

    • @thomward6890
      @thomward6890 4 роки тому +7

      now YOU get a sin for reminding me of the boss baby. some things are out of my control *ding*

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 4 роки тому +11

      "It's naht a cookie."

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 4 роки тому +6

      7 yr olds: *tHaTs A bOsS bAby ReFerEnCE*

  • @2wingo
    @2wingo 4 роки тому +496

    Give a man a jingle, and he'll jingle for a day.
    Teach a man to jingle, and he'll jingle all the way.

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 4 роки тому +353

    "How can you NOT tell this is your father when he's this close?" His neglect issues are THAT bad.

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 4 роки тому +22

      Yea but his Austrian 🇦🇹 accent wouldn’t do it right?

    • @CoolPaDuke
      @CoolPaDuke 4 роки тому +26

      Obviously he has spent more time with Myron, who recognizes him in the suit, than with his own son.

    • @Jeff98177
      @Jeff98177 4 роки тому +9

      Two words: Clark Kent.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 3 роки тому +4

      @@Jeff98177: Why would a world famous, yet somehow rather pedestrian journalist be relevant to this discussion?

    • @Jeff98177
      @Jeff98177 3 роки тому +1

      @@sdfkjgh When a previous comment to which I responded, is deleted or the author cancels their account. Don't throw a hissy fit.

  • @thatafroguy777
    @thatafroguy777 4 роки тому +320

    Would like to see a cinemasins of “small soldiers “

    • @williamgates2996
      @williamgates2996 4 роки тому +13

      I'm all for that!!!

    • @Bigboimalikf
      @Bigboimalikf 4 роки тому +13

      Faxxxxxx!!! Such a classic! You picked a memory from my Brain i haven’t had in YEARS!!!

    • @bsgtrekfan88
      @bsgtrekfan88 4 роки тому +3

      Everything els........is just not cool man! lol - LOVE THAT MOVIE! The soundtrack is so fucking good!

    • @tim-obeartheclawmachineguy9616
      @tim-obeartheclawmachineguy9616 4 роки тому +3

      Doesn't Ted get on the neighbor's roof in this too? I've never seen it but I have "scene" that part - pun intended

    • @poppletronva
      @poppletronva 4 роки тому +1

      Love that movie

  • @MicahDarkFantasy
    @MicahDarkFantasy 4 роки тому +376

    “Put that cookie down... *NAOH!!”*

    • @CHAOTIXMaddLass
      @CHAOTIXMaddLass 4 роки тому +6

      🍪 👇

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 роки тому +3

      I just used this line yesterday or the day before and then this video comes out.. nice XD

    • @CHAOTIXMaddLass
      @CHAOTIXMaddLass 4 роки тому +4

      @@-desertpackrat i was having some cookies, and i said the line as a joke last night XD

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 роки тому +1

      🍪🍪🍪

  • @MRFilmsYT
    @MRFilmsYT 4 роки тому +477

    "I'm gonna deck your halls, bub."

    • @starman9458
      @starman9458 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds pretty dirty ever since I’ve been watching this since 1999 on VHS.

    • @Demitri79
      @Demitri79 4 роки тому +18

      @Raymond Frand ITS THE BIIIG SHOOOOOW

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 4 роки тому

      @@Demitri79 Crank It Up

    • @mitchellpatterson1829
      @mitchellpatterson1829 4 роки тому +1

      Probably the best Santa fight ever put to film.

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 4 роки тому +1

      😏

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +504

    Can't believe you didn't sin Arnold punching out the reindeer.

    • @sailorpsycho
      @sailorpsycho 4 роки тому +31

      or giving it beer

    • @MsDudette21
      @MsDudette21 4 роки тому +11

      @@sailorpsycho i havent seen this movie in a while so i dont remember a whole lot but based on both your comments..well my response to that is your username

    • @spaceracer23
      @spaceracer23 4 роки тому +8

      That a Cinema Win!

    • @ahnuldschwarzenegger1
      @ahnuldschwarzenegger1 4 роки тому +12

      That reindeer was giving me attitude and shoulda known better. Just like that camel ;-)

    • @bernellboykin5293
      @bernellboykin5293 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah and didn't break his hand

  • @stephsviolin
    @stephsviolin 4 роки тому +35

    Fun fact about "Walmarts and Targets in Minneapolis": Yes, Target corporate is based in Minneapolis, and the flagship store is right on the mall downtown. But due to Target's massive influence, there are no Walmarts in Minneapolis city limits. Zero.

  • @cameronphoenixrose882
    @cameronphoenixrose882 4 роки тому +83

    "I'm gonna deck your halls, bub."
    "Last time a mall Santa said this to me, I ended up not being able to shit right for a week."
    Jeremy, never change.

    • @m3gabea5t
      @m3gabea5t 2 роки тому +4

      This quote got me 😂

  • @robynhayward
    @robynhayward 4 роки тому +2614

    I don't care how terrible this movie is, it's one of my favourites 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cooperarbogast4018
      @cooperarbogast4018 4 роки тому +94

      One of my all time most nostalgic movies

    • @qron2382
      @qron2382 4 роки тому +35

      Agreed!

    • @jamariuswalker1712
      @jamariuswalker1712 4 роки тому +64

      Same I'll watch this movie every Christmas with my favorite actors in it Sinbad and Arnold!

    • @belleofbrightside97
      @belleofbrightside97 4 роки тому +48

      I grew up watching this hot garbage and no matter how much worse it gets every time I watch it, I'll always love it xD

    • @TRUESHADOWD
      @TRUESHADOWD 4 роки тому +28

      Facts this movie makes it seem like Christmas time to me

  • @hdsavoie4526
    @hdsavoie4526 4 роки тому +140

    Minnesotans are they type of people who will get angry trying to be nice.
    Ex. Multiple people stop at a four way stop, everyone will try to let someone else go first until everyone is angry that no one is moving. The longest I’ve seen this happen for was 5 minutes

    • @AnnCooper33
      @AnnCooper33 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂 Minnesotan here to confirm that this is correct. We're very passive aggressive.

    • @Kero7th
      @Kero7th 4 роки тому +4

      In vegas we do the opposite 4 way intersection and were all moving up and stopping over and over wondering if we should go or if the other guy will.

    • @ajoff9585
      @ajoff9585 4 роки тому +6

      In Texas we just speed past the four way in the order of who got there first. If we crash we crash fuck it.

    • @jonsmith5058
      @jonsmith5058 4 роки тому +10

      In Europe we just have roundabouts and avoid silly problems like this :p

    • @Ivy-girl
      @Ivy-girl 4 роки тому +1

      five minutes?! wow

  • @bladersmosh
    @bladersmosh 4 роки тому +77

    Howard desperately trying to find the Turbo Man doll is basically the toilet paper crisis of 2020. At least with this, no deaths or fatalities were involved...hopefully.

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 4 роки тому +11

      Or a Tickle Me Elmo, I remember that too.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +11

      @@animeangel1983 I worked at Toys R Us during Tickle Me Elmo... Thanks for triggering _that_ PTSD...

    • @dyay108
      @dyay108 4 роки тому +3

      More like PS5 crisis of 2020

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dargonhuman Sorry, but that was the last one I remembered. :(

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +1

      @@animeangel1983 It's all good.

  • @PracticalBibleStudies
    @PracticalBibleStudies 4 роки тому +58

    For those who don't know, Phil Hartman (Ted) was a super nice guy in person. He took care of his crazy wife who ended up killing him. Sad story. I say this because I demand 10 sins off for Phil Hartman.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 2 роки тому +5

      Why did they need to make him look like Ned Flanders?

    • @toddnolastname4485
      @toddnolastname4485 2 роки тому +1

      Didn't Phil's wife go crazy because of the drugs that he introduced her to? Or at least took together.

    • @PracticalBibleStudies
      @PracticalBibleStudies 2 роки тому +1

      @@toddnolastname4485 No.

    • @WarpChaos
      @WarpChaos 2 роки тому

      @@toddnolastname4485 She was bipolar, I think.

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 2 роки тому +1

      @@PracticalBibleStudies there’s no possible way you know that or what actually went on with either of them.
      At best you know him from five minutes of speaking with him if you even met him. I’m just being honest I don’t know why people say celebrities are amazing people when they have no proof

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 роки тому +60

    Let's get real, this movie was far more entertaining than it ever had any right to be.

  • @mskerr187
    @mskerr187 4 роки тому +102

    As dad to an 8-year-old who takes taekwondo, that was a pretty accurate depiction of the kid explaining why purple belt is so important.

  • @ForceMaximus84
    @ForceMaximus84 4 роки тому +106

    “Put that cookie down! NOW!!” deserves at least one sin off.

  • @sidekickz2180
    @sidekickz2180 4 роки тому +134

    I don't care how crappy this movie is. I loved it when I was younger

    • @morbidangel2424
      @morbidangel2424 4 роки тому +4

      Yes as korny as the movie is its still a classic, just like Ernest saves Christmas

    • @loganarnoldkicks4321
      @loganarnoldkicks4321 4 роки тому +5

      I’m not ashamed like a lot of people are to admit that I love movies that aren’t the most well made or acted 😂😂 so I’m with you!

    • @sidekickz2180
      @sidekickz2180 4 роки тому +5

      @@loganarnoldkicks4321 right?! Like, have we all become so stuck up that we aren't allowed to enjoy "bad" movies? We're only allowed to like critically-acclaimed films that win 5 or more awards? F that. This movie brings back that childhood nostalgia and, no matter what some say, is entertaining!

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 4 роки тому +1

      Doesn't matter how terrible a movie is if it's memorable. The worst fate for a movie is being forgettable.

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 4 роки тому

      Me too! I still love it!

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 4 роки тому +283

    I don't even care if it's cheesy and lame, I watch it every damn year. Movie is quotable as fuck.

  • @moustashley-thelonegamer23791
    @moustashley-thelonegamer23791 4 роки тому +27

    You cant really sin this for having a “discount Megamind” as it was out well before Megamind.

  • @justinpeterson9832
    @justinpeterson9832 4 роки тому +157

    I love how he says “Aren’t there Wal Marts and Targets in Minneapolis”. Considering how Target is based out of Minneapolis.

    • @blacksage2375
      @blacksage2375 4 роки тому +7

      On the other hand this was the early 90s before those fuckers were literally everywhere.

    • @dennisfreeman5437
      @dennisfreeman5437 4 роки тому +3

      They must not have paid enough money to help with the making of this movie

    • @Criner05
      @Criner05 4 роки тому +12

      @@blacksage2375 As someone who grew up in Edina (home of Mighty Duck Adam Banks and where this movie was filmed), I can tell you there were plenty of Targets. It'd be like not looking for a Wal-Mart in Bentonville, Arkansas.

    • @animeangel1983
      @animeangel1983 4 роки тому +5

      Probably couldn't pay for the rights to show their stores in the movie.

    • @justinpeterson9832
      @justinpeterson9832 4 роки тому +3

      @@blacksage2375 Targets were absolutely everywhere in Minnesota in the early 90s.

  • @cashmoney5172
    @cashmoney5172 4 роки тому +270

    Lots of body’s were found after they shot the toy store scene

    • @StarDustwolf77
      @StarDustwolf77 4 роки тому +8

      @Clips and Tributes no

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 4 роки тому +3

      Therewill be more bodies when Birdman sins the video.

    • @johnharris6655
      @johnharris6655 4 роки тому +13

      Recent Simpson's Episode, the Producer of a Hallmark movie tells Marge she hates Christmas because her dad was an Extra in Jingle all the Way and was Trampled to death in the store scene.

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnharris6655 her*

    • @johnharris6655
      @johnharris6655 4 роки тому +1

      @@smb-c3po Yes I said that.

  • @WetNets75
    @WetNets75 4 роки тому +95

    Phil Hartman, great talent, gone waaaaaaayyyy too soon, and tragically.

    • @mousetreehouse6833
      @mousetreehouse6833 4 роки тому +5

      I absolutely agree. Took me a long, long time to wrap my head around his tragic death.
      So funny and talented. So sad he's gone.

    • @jordanwelch3832
      @jordanwelch3832 4 роки тому +4

      And also the voice of Troy McClure! He would’ve made a lot more movies and shows

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 роки тому +2

      It was his wife pissed off about his cheating affairs. So basically in this movie, he's not hiding anything from his wife, it's all on display for her to see. This movie probably was the trigger that set her off. 🤔

  • @renewings
    @renewings 4 роки тому +63

    This is one of the movies that is so ungodly terrible it's fantastic

  • @Daniel-Rosa.
    @Daniel-Rosa. 4 роки тому +16

    11:51 - That scene used to give me waves of pity for "Booster" and for the person inside his suit when I was a kid. Even as a child I would think "Oh no, he's just a man doing his job". I'm a bit scarred to this day.

    • @JediJared-bs1wt
      @JediJared-bs1wt Місяць тому +2

      And booster has a cool design let’s be real

  • @charlesveiga1784
    @charlesveiga1784 4 роки тому +66

    I feel like I’ve watched so many more movies than I actually have because of cinema sins

  • @puppylover4865
    @puppylover4865 4 роки тому +188

    This movie is a masterpiece

    • @pbb2534
      @pbb2534 4 роки тому +5

      Facts

    • @leebearlive
      @leebearlive 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah straight facts

    • @Gen965
      @Gen965 4 роки тому +5

      Yep, Funny as hell too.

    • @quentin6778
      @quentin6778 4 роки тому +10

      @Marcus Straya you can’t look at the goofy movie like it’s fucking Commando

    • @stompchunkman4248
      @stompchunkman4248 4 роки тому +1

      @Marcus Straya It's mean-spirited fun. You just want some slapstick and mean humor at times.

  • @troymartin4260
    @troymartin4260 4 роки тому +91

    The biggest sin is that this movie spawned Jingle All the Way 2

  • @everlenaoliver6912
    @everlenaoliver6912 2 роки тому +8

    As someone who lived through the Cabbage Patch Kids And the Tickle Me Elmo crazes, the desperation of find a popular toy at the holidays is pretty spot on.

  • @LordSumSums
    @LordSumSums 2 роки тому +42

    I love how the main father character's biggest flaw is simply going to work. "I was fired for skipping work and now we are poor and homeless but at least have my FaMIly!"

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Рік тому +1

      -Breaking and entering
      -Petty theft
      -Vandalism
      -Arson
      -Speeding
      -Child Assault
      -Retail Employee Assault
      -Impersonating Turbo Man
      -Being a Sleazy Salesman
      -Animal assault

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, it's funny to think of that, lol 😂 but Arnies character in this movie is made out to be neglectful and not the brightest on how he goes about doing things, aside from the duties of his job at work. But his job as a father is played for laughs in this movie.
      Here's my response to Cinamasins' comment at 4:54 - 5:01 - Back in the mid 90s, when seeking a particular higher quality item of merchandise, be is an item of clothing, artifact, etc., a boutique store was often thought of as the preference over going to a large retail outlet like Walmart. However, with a popular toy or doll for a kid, larger retail outlets were just as good if not better, including the latest most popular doll like Turboman. But Arnie's character didn't appear to know that, which seemed to be another example of how clueless his character in this movie was.
      He was another one of those movie fathers always so buried in Office work that he lacked simple common sense regarding many things in life unrelated to his career, such as not realizing that a popular toy for kids less than a week before Christmas is going to be frickin sold out. I would've thought that even Arnie would grasp that simple bit of common sense, but like I said, for comedy purposes the writers wanted to make him contain a comical level of aloof ignorance for laughs.

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette Рік тому

      I skipped work for christmas, ain't the end of the world...

  • @EKUgrad1
    @EKUgrad1 4 роки тому +29

    It wouldn't be a 90s family film without a kick to the nuts. Facts

  • @justanotherhotguy
    @justanotherhotguy 4 роки тому +91

    No one:
    Cinema Sins: Logos.. Logos everywhere

  • @TomDingleby
    @TomDingleby 4 роки тому +104

    Very underrated Christmas movie.

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 роки тому +3

      Then there’s a direct to sequel starring Larry the cable guy

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 роки тому +1

      I never heard of such a movie, @@DiegoHernandez-xt2su. Is it terrible?

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 роки тому +2

      @@adamgray1753 yes

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 роки тому +1

      Figures as much, @@DiegoHernandez-xt2su.

    • @DiegoHernandez-xt2su
      @DiegoHernandez-xt2su 4 роки тому

      @@adamgray1753 look at the trailer ua-cam.com/video/UVstztozgvg/v-deo.html

  • @liamwarner5749
    @liamwarner5749 4 роки тому +28

    To be fair Howard is so absent Jamie might legitimately only know what his mother looks like.

    • @finnality
      @finnality 4 роки тому

      Howard shouldn't work, he us a bad parent if he does

  • @Gameflyer001
    @Gameflyer001 4 роки тому +9

    Ironically, just like the Turbo Man doll being sold out in the film, my first attempt at watching this movie with my mom in theatres didn't go so well either, with the screening being virtually sold out (with the only available seats being at the front, and I didn't want to sit up there). I eventually saw it about a week later.
    Fast forward years afterwards and seeing this movie again, questioning how the heck was this advertised as a kid's movie back in the day. So much adult humour and material that would've whiffed past my head as a kid.
    Also, this was the only live action film I saw with Phil Hartman in it during his lifetime. What happened to him 2 years later was horrific.

  • @bad2dabohn1992
    @bad2dabohn1992 4 роки тому +119

    Just watched this 5 days ago and thought "I hope Jeremy sins this soon"

    • @mjkesby
      @mjkesby 4 роки тому +5

      The legit same thing happened to me! 🤣🙌

    • @mjkesby
      @mjkesby 4 роки тому +2

      @matthew styles huh?

    • @SMF64
      @SMF64 4 роки тому +1

      I watched it 3 days ago (i think)

    • @sebastiansilva5900
      @sebastiansilva5900 4 роки тому +1

      @matthew styles all got yo wish lmao

    • @Sara_more
      @Sara_more 4 роки тому +2

      My kids and I watched it last week and thought ‘Cinemasins would have a hay day with this movie’

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 4 роки тому +46

    What do we want? Everything Wrong With A Christmas Story!
    When do we want it? CHRISTMAS!!!

    • @tim-obeartheclawmachineguy9616
      @tim-obeartheclawmachineguy9616 4 роки тому +1

      air it 24 hours!!!!

    • @Jeff98177
      @Jeff98177 4 роки тому

      There's a jar of pickles on the table, then it disappears only to have Mom come up from the basement with the same jar! (diiing)

    • @g-broccoli
      @g-broccoli 3 роки тому

      No a Christmas story is the best Christmas movie!

    • @tamararice4587
      @tamararice4587 3 роки тому

      G-Broccoli agree!

    • @russellvitranoiii3504
      @russellvitranoiii3504 29 днів тому

      You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

  • @anthonyhamlin16
    @anthonyhamlin16 4 роки тому +29

    I always loved how the third act of this film turns into a superhero movie

  • @danjokess
    @danjokess 4 роки тому +64

    There is simultaneously everything and nothing wrong with this movie and I absolutely love it

  • @TrixiLovesYou
    @TrixiLovesYou 4 роки тому +22

    That kid's name is Anakin and he's a person. Also, he's grown up to be a schizophrenic. Good job, parents.

  • @HugeHandsJackKelly
    @HugeHandsJackKelly 4 роки тому +76

    No sin off for "Jamie's dad is Turbo Man!!!" "Lets get out of here son!"

  • @noahgonzalez5705
    @noahgonzalez5705 4 роки тому +40

    “Damn last time a Santa said that to me I couldn’t sh*t right for a week” is a reference to the movie bad Santa for those of you who didn’t know

  • @reidfever1866
    @reidfever1866 4 роки тому +38

    Nah Sins, you cheer for the Cat in the Hat. You would cheer very hard in fact.

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 2 роки тому +1

      Fuck that shit! The Tick was behind him! I'm screaming *_SPOON!_*

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 4 роки тому +28

    I still remember seeing this in the theater with my dad, me and him never laughed so hard yeah the movie is shit but it will always have a special place in my heart for having the worst people on earth doing the dumbest shit sometimes it is good to laugh at other people's misfortune

  • @lisasimpson5391
    @lisasimpson5391 Місяць тому +2

    How dare you not remove at least one sin for the late great Phil Hartman!! That man was a treasure

  • @BanaDoyabad
    @BanaDoyabad 4 роки тому +9

    I was an extra in this movie! Around 6:15 I was in the ball pit with a pink headband on. Blink and u will miss me lol.

    • @84bonez
      @84bonez 4 роки тому +2

      That’s dope!

  • @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499
    @justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 4 роки тому +51

    This is random, but I think a video on Captain Underpants would be interesting.

  • @WickedAqua
    @WickedAqua 4 роки тому +76

    Nobody:
    Arnold: Put the cookie down

    • @Evan_Cardenas
      @Evan_Cardenas 4 роки тому +2

      Thats a funny part lol

    • @rockotyco
      @rockotyco 4 роки тому +1

      You mean
      Ted: mmmm these cookies! Ted your wife’s cookies are out of this world. (Moans)
      Ted: PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NAOW 😂

    • @WickedAqua
      @WickedAqua 4 роки тому

      @Marcus Straya lol

    • @BCRivers
      @BCRivers 4 роки тому

      NOW!!!

    • @oshikuru09
      @oshikuru09 4 роки тому

      Cultured people ^^^^^
      Everyone else : GET TO THA CHOPPA

  • @sundeepkuntimad5339
    @sundeepkuntimad5339 3 роки тому +5

    As a 90s kid I find it funny. I just watched it and laughed it since a 5 year old me would find it funny back then.
    Some sins missed:
    Toddler at the mall: remove the sins if the child actually choked on that ball.
    What is the craze with using pay phones? Howard can obviously afford a cell phone, which were still available then.
    Diner fight: the guy behind the counter does not report vandalism at his joint?
    Parade:
    Movie somehow rips off the Thanksgiving Macy’s day parade.
    Mascot abuse: what were the other cops not on the float doing? Why didn’t they stop the children from beating up that civilian?
    Cop stopping Liz when child climbs the ladder and says it’s part of the show: does it seriously entail a minor to climb up a building ladder while getting chased by a deranged mailman?
    Also no cop radios for help when 2 civilians dangle from that Christmas tree
    Howard in that turbo man suit: Howard obviously did not know the cinematography before flying amok like iron man but when he sees his kid he suddenly figures out the controls?
    Cops arrest Myron: How did the cops
    Miss everything from the child climbing the ladder to the two dangling for their lives?
    Movie and it’s ending in a nutshell: This movie is HOOK +THE SANTA CLAUSE

  • @killdashade314
    @killdashade314 4 роки тому +9

    The whole telling him 2 weeks ago without checking in never made sense to me. 2 weeks ago is still 1 week late of cyber Monday & 2 weeks late of Black Friday. Also did she work, because as pointed out she could've skipped the middle man and gotten the toy herself, not sure why she'd expect Howard who's supposed to be some big exec to have free time during one of the busiest times of the year, he was working while the rest of the office was having a party. Also if the toy was being sold for the holiday season, wouldn't it have been in stores since November, why did she wait till December to ask him to get it. If the company releasing the toy waited till December they would be losing money.

  • @xtinction3147
    @xtinction3147 4 роки тому +62

    I was 10 minutes in when I realized that was young Anakin

    • @hectorcoolman
      @hectorcoolman 4 роки тому +8

      No wonder the whining was so familiar in the prequels

    • @thatlsk
      @thatlsk 4 роки тому

      Now he's diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia.

    • @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk
      @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk 4 роки тому

      Now this is pod racing!

    • @taylorwalker7417
      @taylorwalker7417 4 роки тому

      My brain kept trying to turn him into a Sprouse.

  • @starman9458
    @starman9458 4 роки тому +28

    I’ve seen this movie 3.2K times and didn’t know Sonic The Hedgehog was in there.

  • @kittenlie7295
    @kittenlie7295 4 роки тому +129

    Anyone else think he should do everything wrong with "The Truman Show"?????

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 4 роки тому +26

      In case I don't see it, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

    • @csar07.
      @csar07. 4 роки тому +2

      I love Truman show tho I wouldn’t want him to do that

    • @ScottKorin
      @ScottKorin 4 роки тому +1

      Them. There's a team.

    • @niamhcostello4766
      @niamhcostello4766 4 роки тому

      Yes!!!!! Love that film

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому

      That would be fun!

  • @noelblack8159
    @noelblack8159 4 роки тому +8

    Hey! I watched this one yesterday
    I live in Germany and there the Name is „A Promise is a Promise“ (Versprechen ist ein Versprechen)
    So, I know, no one Cares, but I love how it fits with the movie theme

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 4 роки тому +9

    Holy crap, this movie has a post-credits scene?! This is one of my favorite Christmas movies, how the hell did I never know that?

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 4 роки тому +96

    Where's the sin for "Put that cookie down!"

    • @dexstar1213
      @dexstar1213 4 роки тому

      Yoo that's true

    • @DementisXYZ
      @DementisXYZ 4 роки тому +21

      You mean the removed sin?

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 роки тому +12

      It should remove a sin

    • @rav-7072
      @rav-7072 4 роки тому +5

      You mean "remove 10 sins' right?

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 роки тому +3

      It doesn't get old either, my family still uses that line all the time if someone is holding a cookie and we always laugh.

  • @jaceylfe
    @jaceylfe 4 роки тому +14

    “Sweating like a dog in a China restaurant” always makes me laugh. Even if it’s wrong

    • @dodgeguyz
      @dodgeguyz 4 роки тому +3

      Very Wong!

    • @mrliteral9347
      @mrliteral9347 4 роки тому +4

      Morally wrong or physiologically wrong because dogs can't sweat? Also: that's racist.

    • @jaceylfe
      @jaceylfe 4 роки тому +2

      @@mrliteral9347 the sentence being racist is what makes it wrong. I was a kid when this movie first came out and I didn’t realize what he was saying was wrong. I just thought it was funny and now I know better. Plus I hate the fact that it still makes me laugh when I hear it.

  • @1GamerofGamers
    @1GamerofGamers 4 роки тому +52

    "Discount Megamind." Actually Megamind didn't exist yet.

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 3 роки тому +3

    I've tried several times to watch this movie in its entirety but I could only last five minutes without swearing at the television and wishing director Brian Levant would remain unemployed. However, I finally got to see the 15 minute distillation in a very funny way via this video. Thank you.

  • @littleshotbrosgaming2878
    @littleshotbrosgaming2878 3 роки тому +2

    When the reindeer is about to bite Arnold, his glove disappears and then reappears

  • @MrEZE36
    @MrEZE36 4 роки тому +23

    Arnold vs Big Show, that was a movie sequel opportunity missed

  • @ErwinRommel171
    @ErwinRommel171 4 роки тому +4

    "Out of my way box" will always be the line to make me remember this movie 😂😂😂

  • @thetroll8985
    @thetroll8985 4 роки тому +10

    At this point we just have to accept that the logos will always haunt us

  • @rrbigbird2
    @rrbigbird2 Рік тому +1

    Missed sin: A cop in Minnesota riding a motorcycle when it's supposed to be close to Christmas.

  • @christymcdaniel3906
    @christymcdaniel3906 2 роки тому +2

    It helped make Brian Setzer's version of Jingle Bells be One of the most popular versions better!

  • @sparkygordon92
    @sparkygordon92 4 роки тому +5

    "I have the ears of a SNAKE!" One of my favorite lines. 😂

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 4 роки тому +29

    Hard to watch anything with Phil Hartman, He was such a great talent.

    • @kirara2516
      @kirara2516 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, Still love his roles in Kiki's Delivery Service and Darkwing Duck, even if he played a demon clown in that series.

    • @Necromancer0225
      @Necromancer0225 3 роки тому

      I know 😣

  • @chanelhenderson8460
    @chanelhenderson8460 4 роки тому +48

    Movie is HILARIOUS & has aged very well. Sinbad was everything in this

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 роки тому +1

      You need to get out more...

    • @chanelhenderson8460
      @chanelhenderson8460 4 роки тому

      @@Dargonhuman you need to know its my opinion & idgaf how you feel. Now get out & get more of that.

  • @maggie4035
    @maggie4035 4 роки тому +10

    The part where he doesn’t make it to his sons karate thing kind of reminds me of Despicable Me like whenever gru was too late to See the girls ballet recital.

  • @funkybeatdown
    @funkybeatdown Рік тому +2

    "You can't benchpress your way out of this one!" One sin removed.

  • @MarielaQue
    @MarielaQue 4 роки тому +45

    I forget Sinbad is in this movie. Sucks that he's in the hospital.

    • @theblackpan4426
      @theblackpan4426 4 роки тому +3

      Oh my god for what?

    • @RangooniesNeverSayFry
      @RangooniesNeverSayFry 4 роки тому +4

      Happened a month ago but reports from the family say he's alright. 💜 Stay strong Cherokee Kid

    • @paul16451
      @paul16451 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah that was a long time ago surely he is home now...

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому +1

      Wow prayers for simbad I was just watching houseguest this morning.

  • @americansoviet9908
    @americansoviet9908 4 роки тому +51

    Day three of asking CinemaSins to sin “Rat Race”

    • @Locadel2003
      @Locadel2003 4 роки тому +10

      That movie was hilarious and underrated. Comedy gold. Seth Green and the other guy were so funny. Also Cuba gooding jr & Whoopi Goldberg last good movie

    • @eazyj2888
      @eazyj2888 4 роки тому +1

      @@Locadel2003 You’re Crazy Is You Think “Rat Race” Was Their Last Good Movie....

    • @Coyotek4
      @Coyotek4 4 роки тому +2

      If "Rat Race" gets done, how about a predecessor, "Scavenger Hunt". Or go *real* old-school with "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World"?

    • @alfredosantana1216
      @alfredosantana1216 4 роки тому +2

      How about mars attacks?

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому +1

      Meh. He doesnt do all movies anymore... Just themed ones. I wish he did Apocalypto or code 46 or valley of the wolves... Or dancehall queen.

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 4 роки тому +8

    *Every time I hear this movie title, I think of Conan's interviews with "Arnold Schwarzenegger" on his Late Night show back in the day. Lmao*

  • @Dylanfoxe
    @Dylanfoxe Місяць тому +1

    Former mail carrier, can confirm we’re all trained on ziplining stunts

  • @13Danjiri
    @13Danjiri 4 роки тому

    I love your videos.
    This is retroactive, but Turbo Man on the cereal box at 3:23 looks frighteningly like The Batman Who Laughs. Damn. So much for sleeping these holidays.

  • @mjkesby
    @mjkesby 4 роки тому +7

    "Awhhh... Poor baby 🥺" 👏👏

  • @KBoon
    @KBoon 4 роки тому +11

    Where's the sin for Arnold successfully walking away just by flashing a toy badge at the cops when they raid the warehouse???

    • @JAS0N_M00RE
      @JAS0N_M00RE 4 роки тому +1

      That's the biggest Sin of the movie

  • @Punisher6791
    @Punisher6791 4 роки тому +51

    still a great movie. should be on everyone's Christmas movie list along with die hard.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 4 роки тому

      I've watched inception every christmas for the last 5 years now... Smh

    • @RallyeGuy340
      @RallyeGuy340 4 роки тому +3

      Don’t EVER put this movie in the same category as Die Hard lol

    • @Punisher6791
      @Punisher6791 4 роки тому

      @@RallyeGuy340 Die Hard is a Christmas movie

    • @RallyeGuy340
      @RallyeGuy340 4 роки тому +1

      @@Punisher6791 I’m saying it’s a much better Christmas movie

    • @Kero7th
      @Kero7th 4 роки тому

      @@RallyeGuy340 i fucking LOVE diehard. Those movies are my shit. Any shitty action movie really.

  • @xellord5768
    @xellord5768 3 роки тому +2

    Amazing thing about this movie, is that the diner in that scene really exists. It was also featured in the first mighty ducks film. Being a guy that lives in Wisconsin right on the border of Minnesota and St. Paul and Minneapolis, it's pretty fun to go to, and it really gets you nostalgic.

  • @russellvitranoiii3504
    @russellvitranoiii3504 3 роки тому +1

    Idc if it's the accepted term and/ or interchangeable with the term, "action figure." "Doll" should not be used as it's used in this movie.
    Also, I love what you did with this video! I recently saw this again after many years, and it was in no way nearly as good as I thought I'd remembered it! I hated all the same things about it that were brought up in the video (ok not all because I was in and out of the room it was shown in, but my point stands), and, just... this video is great!

  • @l.s.9775
    @l.s.9775 4 роки тому +12

    Movie: has 1 second of logo
    CinemaSins: and I took that personaly....

  • @crookedcrowstudio3135
    @crookedcrowstudio3135 4 роки тому +3

    You forgot to sin Arnold’s amazing delivery of the line “This is my ball!” 😂

  • @PretenderCS
    @PretenderCS 4 роки тому +21

    Is this Anakin Skywalker? If yes, that explains a lot.

  • @zorgonak
    @zorgonak 4 роки тому +2

    You gotta do “The Christmas Chronicles 2.” I just couldn’t stop hearing your commentary in my head! It’s perfect for CinemaSins!

  • @Milamberinx
    @Milamberinx 2 роки тому +2

    It doesn't have a post credit scene because it features a flying man in a suit and is therefore Iron Man. It has a post credit scene because it has a parade scene and is therefore Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +25

    "Are we supposed to like any of these characters?"
    It's a Christmas movie.
    So no.

    • @cintronproductions9430
      @cintronproductions9430 4 роки тому +3

      The only likable character is maybe the poor reindeer that got socked in the face. This movie seriously promoted animal cruelty. XD

    • @errorcringyname4044
      @errorcringyname4044 4 роки тому +1

      But what about die hard characters?

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 4 роки тому +1

      Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer made Santa into an unlikeable character.

  • @samcortez420
    @samcortez420 4 роки тому +6

    Jamie having a dad like Arnold was one of the straws that turned Anakin to the dark side

  • @valinsummers2565
    @valinsummers2565 4 роки тому +6

    It’s a Christmas tradition to watch this movie every year.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 роки тому

      Where I live, it's never on the Christmas movie list. I'm a Christmas movie freak and would check every week listing to see if this movie is on it and it never is. 😐

  • @nicholasmitchell2960
    @nicholasmitchell2960 4 роки тому +1

    I'm commenting before I'm watching this video......if you ruin....my God damn childhood with this video.....I swear to God Jeremy.

  • @urbanlegendsandtrivia2023
    @urbanlegendsandtrivia2023 Рік тому +2

    I don't care about the Rotten Tomatoes reviews.
    This is one of my all-time favorite Christmas movies.

  • @shanegraves8636
    @shanegraves8636 2 роки тому +4

    Sin number 107: I agree. If Ted actually cares about his house, he should've put out the fire from the fireplace and have anything electric off. Having a reindeer as a pet is stupid and if he doesn't care about his son, his divorced wife would treat Johnny better and NOT be like his father.

  • @kavinskysmith4094
    @kavinskysmith4094 4 роки тому +17

    Man do I miss Phil Hartman, as he was such a great comedian in this and everything he's ever done, and I've never excepted his passing as much like raul julia, as we should have gotten a good 30 years more out of both of them, and ontop of that I saw this thing in theaters and loved every minute of it with my dad way back when as a kid, as if you hate this film, theirs something wrong with you, its just a fact lol

    • @mutleylaugh
      @mutleylaugh 4 роки тому +8

      Phil Hartman forced you to love/loathe versions of himself that he made his characters be like. I feel like that's a much more admirable acting skill than us liking or hating a character for the way a good actor played them.

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 3 роки тому +5

      At a time, I didn't know he was murdered and kept wondering why I haven't seen him in any films lately. 🤔

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 роки тому

      Maybe theres something wrong with me because I thought this movie sucked ass. It's never a good sign when the bad guy (Hartman's character) is more likable than the hero

    • @kavinskysmith4094
      @kavinskysmith4094 2 роки тому

      @@freya8133 well I ment it as a joke, but hey as long as you liked someone in a movie, regardless if their the baddie or the good guy, is that not a good thing on its own?
      as theirs plenty of shows where I pretty much hate everyone and root for the villians, like that god awful show the closer, with a slight rewrite you could have wrote her as the series villian.
      ironically while they managed to make GW Baily and the guy from Crime Story the likeable ones lol like hey Harris from police squad is actually likeable lol
      MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT lol

  • @theunenlightenedsaint
    @theunenlightenedsaint 4 роки тому +7

    Replace Turbo man with Xbox and Playstation and you have the Christmas of 2020

  • @Darkbloom006
    @Darkbloom006 4 роки тому +4

    "HE TOOK TWO!!!
    "GET THE MAILMAN!!!"

  • @destynova4512
    @destynova4512 4 роки тому +5

    A lot of people hate this movie but It's still one of my favorite Christmas movies.

  • @trickee4262
    @trickee4262 4 роки тому +13

    My wife and I still quote this. "Nobody likes you, Booster" and "Get outta my way, box!"

    • @stompchunkman4248
      @stompchunkman4248 4 роки тому +1

      More characters should get the "Nobody likes you, Booster" special.

    • @AMP3083official
      @AMP3083official 4 роки тому +1

      The "outta may way, box!" is my fave.

  • @beewell1600
    @beewell1600 4 роки тому +4

    "this kid is so unobservant that i dont think he deserves a dad" maybe Howard didnt neglect Jayme, maybe Jayme never noticed his dad being there all this time...

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 4 роки тому +8

    This movie was awesome and one of the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in all of existence.

  • @Iris-bc1zi
    @Iris-bc1zi 4 роки тому

    Just checked, and apparently I'm the only one lamenting the fact no sin was taken off for "This is a SICK world we livin' in, full of SICK people!"
    "Put that cookie down!" is the other best line of this film, absolutely, but dayum... that Sinbad gem is applicable in SO many contexts XD

  • @comadustfire4795
    @comadustfire4795 4 роки тому +2

    I spent every year as a kid looking forward to watching this movie! Scouring the TV guide to figure out what day it was coming on!