Everything Wrong With Alien: Resurrection in 21 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2024
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Sigourney Weaver comes back to life, but I'm not sure it did much to bring the Alien franchise back to life. Anyhow, Alien Resurrection happened. Here are some sins.
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Surprised that you didn't remove a sin in the scene where Ripley throws a basketball over her head and makes a basket in just one take.
Yeah that’s criminal he didn’t
The sin removal would have been because the other characters all look stunned afterwards. xD
@@Ectava They were honestly stunned. She'd been trying it all day to get the shot and then on the final take of the day she actually nails it.
Edited: Clarification of language. She nailed it on her last chance to do so. They weren't going to film the scene anymore and just fake it. Sigourney nails the basket and everyone freaks.
It's funny because she hates that shot because the camera didn't pan back enough to show it actually did go in on its own, she is frustrated that it went out of shot for a moment meaning it could be said it was edited that way to let the ball go in lol
Wasn’t just one take, but it was only the 4th take I believe
When Ripley 7 begs, "Kill me..." I bet she meant quickly, like with a pistol, not a FLAME THROWER!!
That always bothered me too. 😂
When Ripley 8 lifts the flamethrower Ripley 7 nods. Anything to end the pain. A flam thrower is so hot she wouldn't feel pain for longer than a second or so.
They should've added her shouting "ass hole!" after!
Just like the sentient tree, Harold, in ‘Fallout 3’. He asks you to mercy kill him with a gun but also mentions how painful it will be if you use a flamethrower. You have the option of doing either.
@@fkrkf Good point, sir.
"We really do deserve to be eaten by Xenomorphs" is pretty much the one thing consistent and intentional across every entry in the Alien franchise.
I always crack up for the "Prometheus School of Running Away From Things" references!
9:47 Well, the queen did take the elevator in Aliens...
There is the comment I was looking for 😂😂
facts
The Alien just wanted to go for a walk.
A very enthusiastic walk.
Hellsing Abrigdged detected.
Like a real f**king vampire!
@@voidwalker7774 Silver lining? He got to cancel his room service!
But... he didn't meet up with any homicidal priests, though i guess we could argue for the big titty police girl?
@@voidwalker7774nooooo
Like a real f🤬cking xeno😎😎😎
I was not expecting a HUA reference here
I can't believe you didn't remove a sin for the basketball shot.
13:34 I mean, yeah, they've ALWAYS known when hosts are around, it's kinda their thing
15:11
"I don't know why everyone is acting so shocked. They've all seen stranger things"
You were scouting an opportunity to make that reference
The xenos knew where to set up the ambush because they also had DNA from the sharks in Deep Blue Sea.
LOL
But was anyone’s hat like a shark fin?
@@TheFlock83😂
THEY ATE ME. A FUCKIN’ SHARK ATE ME!
@nrdsgtbck101 DRINK BEEYOTCH
sin for missing how malleable the weights are at 4:51-4:55 when attacking Ripley they bend instead of staying straght.
Goofs such as that one are why I never advocate for movies to only use practical effects. There's been too much hype and campaigning for movies to return to practical effects. Ie Tom Cruise and Christopher Nolan who guzz about practical effects.
I'm so glad George Lucas demonstrated good use for CG. If George Lucas made this movie he would have edited the weight so it wouldn't bend. Mistakes like it are very noticeable especially in the Blu-Ray era.
Everything is bound to get stupidly more cheaply made in quality as we move into the future?
And they also vanish and make no sound when presumably dropped. This is by far the worst of the franchise. The script is vomit inducing too.
Wait, this wasn't sinned yet!?
Yeah I didn't realize it was a CinemaSins video when I saw it in my feed. I'm revisiting the Alien movies to prepare for Romulus since the trailer dropped last week.
Their sinning it now because of Romulus.
thought the same thing! uploaded 3 hours ago O_o its not a Re-Sin....think Jeremy gets a sin.
@@CLChaos Maybe the week Romulus comes out, they'll do the last movie they haven't done yet: Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem.
@@MrChaotic4 O_o they haven't done that yet? Omg
All the years and such it's hard to keep track lol
"Draymond Green" 🤣🤣🤣 I had to mop up the iced tea I was drinking. Thank you.
😅 it was Chinese food for me
I wish Jeremy would include more NBA references, this one absolutely killed me
CinemaSins cannot be held liable for any and all food or beverage-related waste caused by their videos.
@@CinemaSins🫵🏾🤓
Let's all go ask Legal Eagle if we can hold Cinema Sins liable to buy us a couple of drinks and some chinese. :B
No sin for 5:06 where they call a M1911 pistol a “Cowboy” gun?
Also the thank you might have been a Spaceballs reference from the self destruct scene.
You forgot to remove a sin for the halfcourt shot being a real shot and not a trick.
Considering the fact that ALL xenomorphs are genetic hybrids of their host (that's the whole point of the face-hugger and the reason the xenomorph in the last movie was a small, fast, quadruped) the idea that the clones would be all mixed up makes perfect sense in this universe.
So if you clone a pregnant woman, the clone will also be pregnant??
@@carltonbanks5470uh, no. Because human fetuses aren’t xenomorphs.
The Kids In The Hall reference was immensly appreciated. lmao
I don't understand when it happened but "No." Is now thee single most anticipated thing for me now. The best part is, I always forget about it until somebody gets to screaming "nooooo" and I get excited 😂😂😂
When Ripley says "Who do I have to F to get off this ship?", Ron Pearlman replies "I can get you off...maybe not the ship though..."
They released the shooting script along with the movie, and this line wasn't in it.😊
Haha he's aways awesome
Chucky, Hellboy and Top Dollar all together, many sins removed.
Chucky and Top Dollar are right but this was looooooong before Perlman played Hellboy.
@@Just4Fun-Zocker But this review came after, so it stands 😁
And Guy of Gisbourne from Robin Hood!
I can't believe you didn't sin the rubber weight bar at 4:53.
You should have taken several sins off for this dialog that was in the movie.
Ripley" Who do I have to f**k to get off this ship?
Ron Perlman's character: "Oh I can get you off. Maybe not the boat"
THANK YOU! My thoughts exactly, best line in the movie lol
Also, let’s not forget the classic lines of:
Perlman: “Hey Ripley… I heard you, like, ran into these things before.”
Weaver: “That’s right.”
Perlman: “Wow, man… So, like, what did you do?”
Weaver: “(chuckles) I died.”
In 1996 some friends in the movie business told me this one had been greenlit and cast - I told a movie buff at Blockbuster video that Winona Ryder was in it and he wouldn’t believe me, said “that’s ridiculous”.
I _still_ don't believe it.
Before there was AI bringing people back from the dead, there was shifty, practically impossible cloning to blame. 😂
One problem l have with this video is that-at one point-Jeremy refers to Call(Winona Ryder) as a cyborg.Call,like Ash and Bishop before her,is an android or,to use Bishop’s terminology,a synthetic person.A cyborg is a person or animal who has had significant portions of their body replaced by cybernetic parts.
I've always thought Winona's character name was Cole not Call.
Or living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
@@antney7745 ..."A hyper-alloy combat chassis! Fully armored, very tough!" (Kyle Reece)
Well for the gun sin in the beginning, it actually looks like the massive lightning bolt taser is just an attachment, it still has a barrel above where that came out for firing regular bullets
Is there a place I can order a synthetic Winona Ryder? Asking for a friend.
ORRRRrrr…..a synthetic Sigorney Weaver from the first Alien movie right after she blew up the nostromo but before she discovered the Alien was aboard the shuttle.
In my teens, I would have killed for a version of Veronica Sawyer.
@@thinkpioneering9922do you want extra buttcrack with your serving?
@@thinkpioneering9922 Is this about her in her tighty whities....? 😜
I accidentally deleted my message so I'm redoing it. Try that (fictional) company from the Black mirror episode Be Right Back. They custom make bespoke models so ya can get a Sigourney or anything/anyone, not just Domhnall Gleason models.... ;)
No sin off for Ron Perlman’s best line?
Ripley: “So… who do I have to fuck to get off this boat?”
Johner: “I can get you off. Maybe not the boat, but…”
+1 Sin for not mentioning that god-awful fucking noise the thing makes as it is being sucked into space.
You should get a Sin for taking to long to sin this
I'm surprised they did it this early. I thought they were going to wait until Alien: Romulus came out.
You should get a sin for not spelling “to” … TOO 😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that was a wild story to continue the Alien franchise.
seriously no sin for the "oh, that's a piece of MY brain" scene?
16:50 we are not sinning the camera light in Winona’s eyes? It is clear as day
HD has not done this movie kindly. 😂
Haven't watched cinemasins in a long time and suddenly had the urge to watch and by pure coincidence you uploaded a video of my favorite franchise.
6:08 for 25 years I thought Winona Ryder's character was named "Cole" because of the various accents in the movie. I even paused to check imdb to see who was right when you named her "Call" For reference, at 17:26 Vriess' accent always had me hear Cole.
Holy shit the "destroying this whole man's career" meme out of absolutely nowhere has been the best part of my day
Best closing for CinemaSins to date!
Just fyi, the facehuggers can detect when a host is near and thats why they always open right on cue.
Charles Dance inseminated Ripley before she died in Alien 3. That's why the Queen could give birth to live child.
Tywin Lannister will have to have words with another "Monster!"
To be honest about Call, she's not hypocritical when she calls Ripley a "thing" and a "construct". She also despises herself as shown in the later scene when they are both together.
4:53 Freeze Frame... wow, that some bendy space metal you got there
7:00 Let’s not forget how Christie muttered “Kiss my ass” before he pulled the trigger!
I always thought the "thank you" was a Spaceballs reference
Missing sin: Call’s fake outrage when she punches the head scientist guy after Ripley wanted to torch him.
I was half expecting a Galaxy Quest outtake... like Sigourney yelling, 'Screw that!'(except that wasn't her original line)
Or a 'toaster' line from the Battlestar Galactica reboot.
If the alien queen has a human reproductive system then where did the eggs come from????
Well shit. 😂😂😂
You're not supposed to notice things like that.
Don't care what anyone says, I adore Alien: Resurrection & can watch it on a loop (& it makes this Cinema Sins even more fun). 💯❤
I love the movie too
Third.
@@ourkeving Feelin' seen. ❤
We exist. They cannot deny that we are here!
For some reason I do, too!
It's not good, but darn it's entertaining!😊
I quite love the "if we still have. X in 2381" bit... Made me laugh every time
crazy, I was watching Alien Resurrection clips a couple hours ago .
Fucking hell, that stasis uninterrupted "Girl, Interrupted" line is EXACTLY what i say to myself everytime i watch this film 😂😂😂 glad im not the only one.
Finally!!! This is sinful as hell!
1:51 HAHAHA! That analogy was amazing! 🤣
This Movie Exist. Ultimate Sin.
21:08😂😂😂😂 4got all about that. Barney Gumble is a classic.
Incidentally the late birth chest burster does get explained. The guy with the glasses was sick with the equivalent of an extreme flu which slows down gestation. Which itself is kinda sinnable
7:42 Maybe Winona was reference the movie Square Dance, which she starred in. Probably not, but maybe.
Alien resurrection is literally the what if of the alien franchise.
9:30 I'm surprised you didn't sin that scene when the xeno is standing in the corridor just staring at them, while they all have multiple firearms pointed at it and no one thinks to shoot.
They answered that in the movie. They say "Don't shoot, it's in front of the hull!" Meaning it's standing in front of a section of the ship's outer hull, one missed shot and the ship would decompress. Even the "pirates" didn't fire because of that.
Holy crap, some of the actors I forgot were in this movie
Still better than every Aliens move that came after this.
And I really love the slight touch of humor in this one, compared to the depressing 3rd entry.
The least smelly turd is still a turd
I still think that the only one that came after that was worse than this was Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem.
Truth be spoken
@MrChaotic4
Yeah it could've been better, plus the movie was way too dark on most scenes.
@9:02 also remove one sin for the subtle “EAT THIS” easter egg reference
FINNALLLY BRO! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
Awesome writing in this one
Ok, your inclusion of audio from _The Godfather_ among the outtakes somehow renews my hopes of the movie eventually being sinned. Hell, it's not even about sinning; I would settle for just knowing what you guys think of it.
That Better Call Saul reference at the end was outstanding ❤️
Since Disney now owns Fox and with it the ALIEN franchise, that makes Ellen Ripley the most badass Disney Princess of all time.
*REMOVE ONE SIN*
Hello 👋
"This guy's water broke..."
It didn't take much, but I'm dead!😂
caught me off guard too hahaha
I got to disagree with you. Cinemasins; That guy's performance WAS goofy enough to be funny. Every time I watch this movie ( Yes, I am that fan) this scene leaves me in stitches. You are just jaded 😂
Also, "Speak for yourself, bucko" 😂😂
Ron Perlman said a line guaranteed to get a movie character killed but still lived. And Ron Perlman said war never changes.
4:26 😆😆
🙌 right?! hell yeah!
"That's interfacist." That line killed me 😂
Are we not gonna address that the weight bar bends like rubber in the slo-mo of Pirate #1 swinging it at Ripley?
100% agree with your sin removal of Ripley's transformation throughout the movie. Most badass woman for sure!!!
No Riley - not an Aliens movie!
And people wonder why we don't accept the flawless boss girl Mary Sue of modern cinema. We had women like Ripley and Sarah Connor! They are utterly flawed and broken people, because of course they are! They've seen some shit, but they're still kicking!
*woman
We know what they meant @@andymiller6661
@@andymiller6661 Oops - haha - fixed! Thanks!
Always catch this one.... somewhere in the middle of the film...one day I'll watch the whole thing
I always just figured the alien membrane breaking was what triggered the eggs to open.
This movie has Winona Ryder. She is lovely. All sins removed.
I literally watched this like a few hours before this was uploaded
I'm surprised @cinemasins didn't sin when they call Fiorina 'Fury' 161 from Alien 3 "Fury 16."
Did the writers even bother to watch the previous films?
The one thing I never understood is why if the aliens have the ability to spit acid do they have to kill one of their own in order to use the acid blood to escape. Couldn't they just spit at the floor?
Massive mistake: You should have sinned the part where the hybrid alien is getting sucked out of a small hole in the window. It would require THOUSANDS OF PSI pressure differential for that to happen. The pressure difference on a ship in space is 15 PSI max (sea level on Earth is 14.7). If the alien were pulled to the hole, it would have just sealed it up and gotten a nasty bruise from it.
Can I just say… I haven’t thought about the Kids in the Hall for yeeears lol.
You guys did a another excellent job on this one.
I like how meme references can tell one's generation.
Im acquaintances with one of the c-list actors in this movie. To this day, he receives small royalties for being in this movie.
We actually see the alien in Alien 3 spit acid at Murphy in the air vent scene. And as many times as I’ve watched that movie in the last 28 years, I’ve only just learned this 😅😅
Goddamn youre right, how could i forget. I guess the gore aftrr that made me forget about the reason it began
It was lazy convenient plot in both movies. It was never regularly established they can spit acid otherwise.
This movie is great through the lens that it's a Ron Perlman comedy.
Thank you!! His quips MAKE the movie lol
Do you think you guys will ever do The Social Network? There’s an honest trailers video for it, but I can’t find an EWW/cinemasins video for it.
your timing is great i rewatched it twice this month already lol
4:54 “Draymond Green!”😂😂😂😂😂
Man you should do Strangers: Chapter 1, it starts with the most cliche “FBI” statistic, the first thing I thought of was this channel giving it 10 sins
@18:10 since the alien had a human reproductive system, who laid the face hugger eggs in the area where they got ambushed?
4:53 Extra sin: THE METAL BENDER!
Let's all deduct 10 sins (at least) for the omitted Kim Flowers massage scene.
YAY!! no more betterhelp!!
Bro, i literally watched this movie 2 days ago,and now cinemasins uploads a sin video of it 😂😂😂😂
I view Resurrection as the B Movie of the franchise. It's much more hilarious that way.
Please do clue!!
"He's gotta be totally clueless, right?" I see what you did there CinemaSins ;)
2:26 That's actually not that stupid if you think about it. If anything, that's actually pretty smart.
Whereas you can get an arm, a finger or an eye from a dead body and bypass biometric locks, you can't really do it with breath...
Or so they thought, until Call brought out the spray !