... Jesus Christ saves He had mercy on me he can save all who all seek him today He made away through calvery repent of all sins today Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Holy Spirit can give you peace purpose and joy and his will today John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus
Nintendo: let’s give karts better mini turbos and bikes wheelies, so that karts are better on turns and bikes are better on straightaways. Also Nintendo: let’s give some bikes inside drifts so that they’re better on turns
Mario Kart Wii is basically to Mario Kart what Melee is to Super Smash Bros. Both are beloved iconic games that are still played by hardcore competitive players to this day over newer titles, despite (or maybe because of) their numerous weird glitches and serious balance issues that only make those games more fascinating.
Hey, I mean it may be completely broken, but it’s still a game that everyone goes back to at some point, because of its gameplay and just the greatness this game has! 🎉 But yeah I understand your point, some of these probably should have been patched, but keep some of them! P.S. hope your day is going very great Bean!
@@Jellopuff_TAS On MKWTAS, I only found 10 TAS entries where the character used was King Boo, compared to the humongous 743 TAS entries that Funky Kong has. I wish King Boo was used WAY more often for speedrunning, instead people resort to my least favorite character in the series. Funky Kong is just way too annoying and obnoxious. I can't stand Funky Kong's voice AT ALL. Funky Kong should've never been added to Mario Kart. He even crashed Mario Kart Tour's servers, further solidifying the fact that he is THE WORST CHARACTER IN ALL OF MARIO KART.
0:40 except for rr no glitch! 0:54 the wheelies during chain drifts don’t make you go any faster, they just make the chain drift easier 2:20 MC3 does actually have a glitch category in tas due to superhopping, making 32/32 tracks with multiple categories
When i was a kid i used to watch the time trials online-- and i reverse engineered like 3 of these glitches because i wanted to get on the leaderboard sooooo bad.
Thanks for bringing back suppressed memories of why I hated bikes in Mario Kart Wii. I think a big reason I haven't played any Mario Kart game released after this is because of the horrid memories of how stupidly fast they were. At least now I know they're actually broken.
I've actually outran the flame runner with a kart, particularly with the wild wing (the best kart in the game) by relying heavily on charging super mini turbos by any means necessary. I did this on Waluigi Stadium
Only Jesus Christ blood can cleanse us of are sins come to Jesus Christ today Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void. The Holy Spirit can lead you guide and confort you through it all Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus
tell the me from 2 months ago that i would get in a beanzard video, thank you so much! Btw, disclaimer, the down inputs doesnt matter with anything at all with supersliding. I used a Gecko Code there to let my analog inputs alternate between neutral every 2 other frames while holding down pad, just a disclaimer. Thanks for credits!
honestly, MKDS is pretty jank, and some of the glitches are in a similar vein, but like it feels more like the SNES F Zero of Mario Kart games (which, on that note, F Zero 99 does a DAMN good job of emulating) its complete and utter chaos in 150cc and i love it
@@Ight-ight It's been a while since I've used it, but I believe that's correct. Just be warned though, it's mainly a server used for online hacking and it doesn't have any rules.
I love old games because of these things. Just played through Pokémon Red again and while, yes, it can be slow, it was the most fun I'd had in a Pokémon title in a long time. SF3, MVC2, Halo CE, Mario Kart Wii, SSBM, all great games *because* they are broken. I just wish we had games that came out today broken like this and not broken in the ways they have been coming out as.
I still think Mario Kart Wii is the best of the series, despite how busted it can be. The glitches and ways to exploit and experiement with the game are partly why so many people still play it today.
It's really funny, the beloved games that harbor a dedicated following like this are rarely polished. Between this, Melee, TF2 and every Speedgame ever I think the people want more jank in their lives.
I know I missed a lot, but I think I got the point across: this game is broken. What's your favorite thing about this game?
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Wait... you can see this link? It must have worked! Only awesome people can see it, and here you are. You should click on it!
ua-cam.com/users/beanzard64
how is this 4 hours ago when youtube says the video release 4 minutes ago
The Video Was Scheduled
i use the wii cursor too :D
Washed up UA-camr alert
“And yes, the scrolling was used for an ultrashortcut.”
There is nothing more refreshing than playing MKWii and seeing a lobby full of Funkey Kongs and Daisies, such a beautifully varied meta.
Don't forget the occasional Toadette trying to cheese wins by using Magikruiser on an off-road track
@@Isukatsmsh and also the Luigis trying to be the next Mr Bean
Have you played mk8? Lobbies are 90% Yoshi
I know ot sounds counterintuitive but everyone on the same playing field brings the game down to skill and item play
...
Jesus Christ saves
He had mercy on me he can save all who all seek him today He made away through calvery repent of all sins today
Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Come to Jesus Christ today
Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
Holy Spirit can give you peace purpose and joy and his will today
John 3:16-21
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
Mark 1.15
15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Hebrews 11:6
6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
Jesus
MKWii being broken:
Also all the MK64 flap WR’s being .01 seconds:
Don’t forget mksc’s records
dont forget mku
That’s why I love the game… how stupidly broken so much of it is lol
I personally dislike broken games but you do you.
I like melee and mario kart wii and they are both broken as fuck
That Wario Bike one is hilarious
Nintendo: let’s give karts better mini turbos and bikes wheelies, so that karts are better on turns and bikes are better on straightaways.
Also Nintendo: let’s give some bikes inside drifts so that they’re better on turns
That thumbnail made laugh so hard because I like the duplication character glitch for your character as a thumbnail.😂
I would always use the duplicate characters glitch with friends so no one had to argue over who gets to play who
I wonder why nintendo even added inside ‘drift’
They just hate balance
@@beanzard64 real
cause its fun
@@rhyno6264 frfr
As a kid inside drift seemed complicated to control
Do you know how many intended shortcuts are in 8dx? 3. How many total shortcuts? 3.
There’s only 1 unintended shortcut on Big Blue
Hell yes.
@@ZhangBin623 Well there are unintended shortcuts on tracks like Snow Land and Piranha Plant Cove but there's pretty much no crazy shortcuts.
This video was pretty fun to watch, even if I've been playing the game for more than 12 years lol.
You should make a part 2
It's not a bug, it's a feature 💀
How is this comment so unnoticed? I'd say it's quite funny!
I always wonder what Mario Kart Wii would be like WITHOUT all the glitches
It probably wouldn't be as iconic as it is now
Turns out if the mechanics are tight, deep, and fun, players will enjoy for decades. This goes for any genre.
Goat MK
Splendid video! I had no idea the extent to which this game was broken!
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it
Mario Kart Wii is basically to Mario Kart what Melee is to Super Smash Bros. Both are beloved iconic games that are still played by hardcore competitive players to this day over newer titles, despite (or maybe because of) their numerous weird glitches and serious balance issues that only make those games more fascinating.
“The game is quality, not polished”
-sun tzu’s gamer cousin, san soo
It is one of those things that's both neat, and kinda telling, that the more broken a game is, the larger the community it gathers
You’re telling me.
That the egregious and spontaneous Jank Bonk.
Is just a wheelie bump.
I somehow still keep learning new things about MKWii.
"Jank Bonk" is a better name for it anyways
0:05 is so true
Hey, I mean it may be completely broken, but it’s still a game that everyone goes back to at some point, because of its gameplay and just the greatness this game has! 🎉 But yeah I understand your point, some of these probably should have been patched, but keep some of them!
P.S. hope your day is going very great Bean!
Thanks! Hope your day is going well too
The Wario Bike one made me laugh. The fact that King Boo was used (literally the easiest character to unlock) makes it pure comedy.
King Boo is faster than Funky in the category that TAS was made for!
@@Jellopuff_TAS On MKWTAS, I only found 10 TAS entries where the character used was King Boo, compared to the humongous 743 TAS entries that Funky Kong has. I wish King Boo was used WAY more often for speedrunning, instead people resort to my least favorite character in the series. Funky Kong is just way too annoying and obnoxious. I can't stand Funky Kong's voice AT ALL. Funky Kong should've never been added to Mario Kart. He even crashed Mario Kart Tour's servers, further solidifying the fact that he is THE WORST CHARACTER IN ALL OF MARIO KART.
0:40 except for rr no glitch!
0:54 the wheelies during chain drifts don’t make you go any faster, they just make the chain drift easier
2:20 MC3 does actually have a glitch category in tas due to superhopping, making 32/32 tracks with multiple categories
Oh nice, good to know! I didn't even think about superhopping on MC3
And yes, 100% Mario Kart Wii Speedruns are totally chaos due to the extreme randomness...
"Mmm, and thats why it isnt the best Mario Kart Game"
"Well, actually"
Mario Kart Wii: Anything can be used as a Shortcut!
And I wouldn't have any other other way. Except for a bit of character rebalancing.
“And yes, this is used in ultra shortcuts.”
I am so glad to have a Wii and be able to play this super smash donkey Kong country returns new super Mario bros Wii and Wii sports nice video btw
Thanks! The Wii sure has a lot of good games
"Pretty... Dramatic results."
*Casually launches Toad into space*
motto for everything in mario kart wii: if it exists, you can use it for an ultra shortcut
In 10 years, nobody will be playing Mario Kart 8 anymore.
But Mario Kart Wii? Oh, they'll be playing that.
When i was a kid i used to watch the time trials online-- and i reverse engineered like 3 of these glitches because i wanted to get on the leaderboard sooooo bad.
Thanks for bringing back suppressed memories of why I hated bikes in Mario Kart Wii. I think a big reason I haven't played any Mario Kart game released after this is because of the horrid memories of how stupidly fast they were. At least now I know they're actually broken.
6:17 surprised we didn’t see Quacker Island in this clip
Nostalgic to honestly hear someone go over all this! Especially since you brought up so many things I didn’t know!
Thanks, glad you liked it!
Aaaah yeah! The times that games didn't get balanced! I miss those days honestly...
I've actually outran the flame runner with a kart, particularly with the wild wing (the best kart in the game) by relying heavily on charging super mini turbos by any means necessary. I did this on Waluigi Stadium
Idc the game is broken. This game made my childhood and i never found any of these glitches. To me, this was the best game ever.
absolutely love this game even still, i be playing it all the time. its so fun and competitive
I still use karts even if bikes rule.
Thanks for summarizing Summoning Salt for me, I'm not patient enough to go thru any of his videos.
Only Jesus Christ blood can cleanse us of are sins come to Jesus Christ today
Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Come to Jesus Christ today
Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void.
The Holy Spirit can lead you guide and confort you through it all
Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
John 3:16-21
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
Mark 1.15
15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Hebrews 11:6
6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
Jesus
Can’t believe how fast you’re growing, congratulations Bean hope you have a great rest of your day!
Thank you Slithered! I appreciate it
You’re my current favorite youtuber, keep it up dawg
Thank you!
tell the me from 2 months ago that i would get in a beanzard video, thank you so much!
Btw, disclaimer, the down inputs doesnt matter with anything at all with supersliding. I used a Gecko Code there to let my analog inputs alternate between neutral every 2 other frames while holding down pad, just a disclaimer. Thanks for credits!
Absolutely, thanks for making that TAS. It was really fascinating!
And that makes sense, I was wondering what down inputs could possibly be doing haha
„mkwii is broken“ some guy after 20 years and 4 different mario kart games in between
MKWii is the Melee of Mario Kart games, it's fantastically broken ❤
honestly, MKDS is pretty jank, and some of the glitches are in a similar vein, but like
it feels more like the SNES F Zero of Mario Kart games (which, on that note, F Zero 99 does a DAMN good job of emulating)
its complete and utter chaos in 150cc and i love it
mario kart wii is like the melee of mario karts
But in the end, Mario Kart Wii was designed to be a casual party game, and it can still be played like that😊
Yep!
"Mariokart wii is a balanced, fun and well built game" -Literally nobody who's ever existed
Better to be hilariously busted then as controlled and as strict as Mario Kart 8.
@@joshslater2426 True, I very much prefer wii
It certainly was a ton of fun
@@mrs8768 true, it is incredibly fun and I still play mkwii regularly.
Just so you know, SNES Mario Circuit 3 has a glitch if you allow feathers to be used, but we probably don't count that because it requires a mod
i ran into this once when me and my brothers were playing a year ago, we were so confused
this was like going back and watching an orientation video from your first job
W vid, keep it up man this was rlly good
Thanks!
6:15 Meanwhile, SRB2Kart and Dr. Robotniks Ring Racers: "...First time?"
Dr Robotnik mentioned (I love him)
The Offroader has been my favorite vehicle since I was little and I just find out it's the worst one in the game. I hate you
5:25 that got me. Lol
5:26 MARIO KART WII PREDICTED LOBOTOMY?!
*FIRE IN THE HOLE*
When the question about the amount of unintentional shortcuts was asked, I just randomly answered 23. I have played Mario Kart Wii once.
5:25 mariokart 10 looks sick
Great video! Super nostalgic for me.
Thank you!
6:37 my childhood dream of hitting the egg just came true :D
There needs to be a spiritual successor to MKWii that has all the same jank, but deliberate.
This vid is amazing also do you know how to get mkw online on dolphin like newwfc or somthing
Thank you!
NewWFC just requires a gecko code, but for Wiimmfi, you need a NAND backup from an actual Wii.
@@beanzard64 newwfc requires no nand?
@@Ight-ight It's been a while since I've used it, but I believe that's correct. Just be warned though, it's mainly a server used for online hacking and it doesn't have any rules.
@@beanzard64 yea I just saw I just need it for friend rooms thanks!!
@@beanzard64 also W vids
5:58 7-year-old me hoping like heck that Funky would be floating for the entire race, only to be disappointed
I love old games because of these things. Just played through Pokémon Red again and while, yes, it can be slow, it was the most fun I'd had in a Pokémon title in a long time. SF3, MVC2, Halo CE, Mario Kart Wii, SSBM, all great games *because* they are broken.
I just wish we had games that came out today broken like this and not broken in the ways they have been coming out as.
This video was amazing I loved it so much😂❤❤❤
Thank you!
@@beanzard64 Jey thanks for the heart and the reply🙃
@@scottbach9301 Sure thing, thanks for the comment! I appreciate the support
Fun Fact: The wario bike is (by far) the most stable superslide vehicle, but not the only one.
Bro, I had no idea the Offroader to wallclip
the thumbnail made me think "this is the crazy frog"
Love this video lol. Thanks for making it
Of course, thanks for letting me know you enjoyed it!
thanks. for being so grateful kyle. thanks for sharing that
I still think Mario Kart Wii is the best of the series, despite how busted it can be. The glitches and ways to exploit and experiement with the game are partly why so many people still play it today.
Mario Kart Wii is a perfect game with absolutely 0 flaws
“Far easier to use,” my foot!
Every time I try to drift with an inside drifting bike, I crash into the wall.
GOD i miss wheelies so much man, peak mechanic
babe wake up bean posted
Great stuff, loved it :) did indeed remind me of heeews series
Thanks! Glad you liked it
MKWii is a broken unbalanced game, but it's one of my favorite broken unbalanced messes in history
I would have swapped out the TAS stuff for the spindrift and lowtricks personally, otherwise great video!
Thank you!
Maybe they should have done more development to make it play better. I'm just kidding Mario kart Wii is great and if the ever change it I will be sad
You can also complete a race by driving backwards for 2 weeks. That's cool.
I might need to try that sometime
It's really funny, the beloved games that harbor a dedicated following like this are rarely polished. Between this, Melee, TF2 and every Speedgame ever I think the people want more jank in their lives.
MkDD is the chaos captial of mario kart, but MkWii? Holy fuck they took chaos captial from dd and turned it into chaos solsr system-
The Fortnite scar and yes, you can use this for ultra shortcuts 😔💀
I know it's unoptimal but I prefer the honey coupe. Something about the way it drifts is just so dang fun to me.
I personally really like its mini-turbo
0:57=me the bowser player
Oh nice!
The reason people have discovered so many glitches is because people have played it so much
5:26 where can I find more like these?
I stumbled across it several months ago, though I'm sure there are plenty more videos like it on UA-cam.
@@beanzard64 do you know what exactly I should on the search engine to find it ?
Mario Bike Wii
I can't tell you how many times i spammed grumble volcano just to do the rock glitch 😅
5:30 i would not even be mad if this happened to me this is funny asf
Same honestly
i remember discovering the character glitch with my twin brother xD good ol times
Wario bike super sliding is my favorite section
My favorite vehicle in this game is the Piranha Prowler.
When I was a kid me and my sister thought bikes sucked because they didn't have super mini turbo lol
Thanks to include me :)
Take a shot every time he says ultrashortcut
The miniature is crazy frogish
Funky Kong shouldve been mentioned
Perfect game with no issues whatsoever