Mario Kart Wii is Broken

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • Mario Kart Wii is broken... I don't think that's any secret these days. In this video, we reflect on some of the glitches and imbalance within Mario Kart Wii. With everything from broken wheelies to wall clips, ultra shortcuts to bumpfest physics, and even the beloved barrel roll, I hope you enjoy this video!
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    Videos I used:
    Emil on SNES Mario Circuit 3 - • Mario Kart Wii - SNES ...
    MKDasher on Mario Circuit (DS) - • [MKDS] Mario Circuit 1...
    MKDasher on Rainbow Road (DS) - • [MKDS] Rainbow Road 1:...
    iMathII on Mushroom Bridge (Double Dash) - • *Former SC WR* Mushroo...
    DK Summit TAS (by several different people) - • [MKWii TAS] DK Summit ...
    Online hacker races from pokemonfan4000 - • [MKWii] INSANE Hacker ...
    Moo Moo Meadows TAS (by several different people) - • [MKWii TAS] Moo Moo Me...
    DS Yoshi Falls TAS (by Jellopuff and Kierio) - • [MKW TAS] DS Yoshi Fal...
    GCN Waluigi Stadium TAS (by KaiMK) - • [MKWii TAS] GCN Waluig...
    GBA Bowser Castle 3 TAS (by Marth, Ejay and Monster) - • [MKWii TAS] GBA Bowser...
    GCN Peach Beach TAS (by Shadowl) - • [MKWii TAS] GCN Peach ...
    Poyo on Wario's Gold Mine - • 【MKW WR】 Wario's Gold ...
    Bumpfest - • Bumpfest
    Melee is Broken (the main inspiration behind this video) - • Melee is Broken
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    ♫ Morning Mood - Grieg
    ♫ Moo Moo Farm/Yoshi Valley (Lap 3) - Mario Kart 64
    ♫ Grumble Volcano - Mario Kart Wii
    ♫ Ancient Lake - Diddy Kong Racing
    ♫ Mission Mode - Mario Kart DS
    ♫ GCN Peach Beach - Mario Kart Wii
    ♫ The Adventure Begins - Mario Party (N64)
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    ♫ (Outro Music) Battle Mode - Mario Kart DS
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    Thank you all for your support. I really do love and appreciate every single one of you (:
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    #wiimmfi #ctgp #mkw

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  • @beanzard64
    @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +377

    I know I missed a lot, but I think I got the point across: this game is broken. What's your favorite thing about this game?
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    ua-cam.com/users/beanzard64

    • @zek2234
      @zek2234 8 місяців тому +9

      how is this 4 hours ago when youtube says the video release 4 minutes ago

    • @VersesEditz
      @VersesEditz 8 місяців тому +5

      The Video Was Scheduled

    • @Kat21
      @Kat21 8 місяців тому +4

      i use the wii cursor too :D

    • @KMSTGerm
      @KMSTGerm 8 місяців тому +4

      Washed up UA-camr alert

    • @beaksters
      @beaksters 8 місяців тому +6

      “And yes, the scrolling was used for an ultrashortcut.”

  • @mrzukunft
    @mrzukunft 8 місяців тому +1231

    There is nothing more refreshing than playing MKWii and seeing a lobby full of Funkey Kongs and Daisies, such a beautifully varied meta.

    • @Isukatsmsh
      @Isukatsmsh 8 місяців тому +145

      Don't forget the occasional Toadette trying to cheese wins by using Magikruiser on an off-road track

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 8 місяців тому +74

      @@Isukatsmsh and also the Luigis trying to be the next Mr Bean

    • @jemaroo9514
      @jemaroo9514 8 місяців тому +46

      Have you played mk8? Lobbies are 90% Yoshi

    • @radaf4429
      @radaf4429 8 місяців тому +19

      I know ot sounds counterintuitive but everyone on the same playing field brings the game down to skill and item play

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 8 місяців тому

      ​...
      Jesus Christ saves
      He had mercy on me he can save all who all seek him today He made away through calvery repent of all sins today
      Romans 6:23
      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
      Come to Jesus Christ today
      Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
      Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
      Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
      Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
      Holy Spirit can give you peace purpose and joy and his will today
      John 3:16-21
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
      Mark 1.15
      15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
      2 Peter 3:9
      The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      Hebrews 11:6
      6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
      Jesus

  • @LoneOtaku158
    @LoneOtaku158 8 місяців тому +1631

    Mario Kari Wii truly is the Super Smash Bros. Melee of Mario Kart.

    • @SMLYTPMovies
      @SMLYTPMovies 8 місяців тому +48

      True that

    • @HeyItIsMichal
      @HeyItIsMichal 8 місяців тому +26

      I would say that, but it also is more forgiving to newcomers.

    • @apocalypseofplush
      @apocalypseofplush 8 місяців тому +20

      A solid entry, -yet overrated as FRICK-

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 8 місяців тому

      Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today
      Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven
      There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today
      Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell
      Come to Jesus Christ today
      Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
      Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
      Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
      Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
      Romans 6.23
      For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      John 3:16-21
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
      Mark 1.15
      15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
      2 Peter 3:9
      The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      Hebrews 11:6
      6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
      Jesus

    • @ali.___..mrlegendman
      @ali.___..mrlegendman 7 місяців тому +3

      How do you have 58 subs with no videos

  • @SMLYTPMovies
    @SMLYTPMovies 8 місяців тому +450

    This game is alive still because of Wiimmfi as well as these glitches keeping the time trial crowd around. I heard something like 500-1,000 people still concurrently play? Which is pretty nuts for being 16 years old this year

    • @BikeRPG
      @BikeRPG 8 місяців тому +10

      Custom track netplay is the most fun 😎

    • @Djamityblight
      @Djamityblight 7 місяців тому

      I still play it :D

    • @Oweblow
      @Oweblow 7 місяців тому

      @@Djamityblight Same.

    • @straawberryfieldsforever
      @straawberryfieldsforever 7 місяців тому +2

      The melee of mario karts

    • @ilianvanwaes4883
      @ilianvanwaes4883 6 місяців тому +13

      Pretty sure there's a lot more people who consistently play then 500-1000

  • @generalman1496
    @generalman1496 7 місяців тому +262

    MAN- The part where you asked to guess how many glitches were in Mario Kart Wii, I randomly mumbled 23, and the amount of serotonin that rushed to my brain when you said 23 made me transcend to the comment section to tell you this.

    • @raythekid_
      @raythekid_ 5 місяців тому +11

      my man transcended INTO the comment section. W man, hope all is well.

    • @generalman1496
      @generalman1496 5 місяців тому +10

      @@raythekid_ Love you too my man

  • @HzyMkwii
    @HzyMkwii 8 місяців тому +172

    MKWii being broken:
    Also all the MK64 flap WR’s being .01 seconds:

    • @JaysYoshiYT
      @JaysYoshiYT Місяць тому

      Don’t forget mksc’s records

    • @plutoflo91
      @plutoflo91 Місяць тому

      dont forget mku

  • @watchpointoh3354
    @watchpointoh3354 8 місяців тому +225

    7:37 My dad actually had the world record on DK Mountain, until this glitch was discovered.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +61

      That's super cool

    • @Pumpkinbyte
      @Pumpkinbyte 8 місяців тому +6

      What characters did he use,

    • @watchpointoh3354
      @watchpointoh3354 8 місяців тому +45

      @@Pumpkinbyte He used his mii on the Dolphin Dasher, I believe.

    • @MarioSMG64
      @MarioSMG64 5 місяців тому +7

      @@watchpointoh3354the world record history of the track shows no such thing

    • @the1whoplayz
      @the1whoplayz 5 місяців тому +27

      @@MarioSMG64 They're probably referring to the official Nintendo Wi-Fi leaderboards

  • @HaHAjax
    @HaHAjax 8 місяців тому +84

    I would absolutely binge the heck out of a full glitch breakdown tbh

    • @Leemzs
      @Leemzs 6 місяців тому +2

      Summoning Salt has two videos that describe ultra shortcuts if you are still interested

    • @PuddiKitty
      @PuddiKitty 4 місяці тому

      Same!!

  • @Lemon_Milk
    @Lemon_Milk 8 місяців тому +228

    That’s why I love the game… how stupidly broken so much of it is lol

    • @titan4257
      @titan4257 8 місяців тому +5

      I personally dislike broken games but you do you.

    • @spunchbop421
      @spunchbop421 4 місяці тому

      I like melee and mario kart wii and they are both broken as fuck

  • @barbaricbacon9139
    @barbaricbacon9139 8 місяців тому +121

    Nintendo: let’s give karts better mini turbos and bikes wheelies, so that karts are better on turns and bikes are better on straightaways.
    Also Nintendo: let’s give some bikes inside drifts so that they’re better on turns

  • @KnexRacer
    @KnexRacer 8 місяців тому +37

    Nintendo when they had to design the tracks of the game: let’s delete some of the invisible barriers on the tracks to optimize better the game.

  • @Mrdotwaffle
    @Mrdotwaffle 8 місяців тому +1392

    Mfs be like "subway sucks" like bro you made it

    • @thecontrollerwolf1585
      @thecontrollerwolf1585 8 місяців тому +478

      It doesn't need to be polished to be fun and playable. It just needs to be polished enough.

    • @thecontrollerwolf1585
      @thecontrollerwolf1585 8 місяців тому +96

      It doesnt need to be polished, to be good.

    • @derpyman3716
      @derpyman3716 8 місяців тому +186

      Because it is

    • @NateTheOhioan
      @NateTheOhioan 8 місяців тому +237

      It’s like the melee of Mario kart

    • @Nico2718_
      @Nico2718_ 8 місяців тому +74

      That's literally why it's the best one 😂

  • @WiiManLei
    @WiiManLei 8 місяців тому +71

    That Wario Bike one is hilarious

  • @meatball93
    @meatball93 8 місяців тому +50

    The random specific vehicle requirements with the offroader and wario bike are so crazy

  • @bryanmulcare9083
    @bryanmulcare9083 8 місяців тому +29

    That thumbnail made laugh so hard because I like the duplication character glitch for your character as a thumbnail.😂

  • @eddiejoe101
    @eddiejoe101 8 місяців тому +94

    I wonder why nintendo even added inside ‘drift’

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +41

      They just hate balance

    • @eddiejoe101
      @eddiejoe101 8 місяців тому +5

      @@beanzard64 real

    • @rhyno6264
      @rhyno6264 5 місяців тому +5

      cause its fun

    • @eddiejoe101
      @eddiejoe101 5 місяців тому +3

      @@rhyno6264 frfr

    • @calloo7843
      @calloo7843 4 місяці тому +2

      As a kid inside drift seemed complicated to control

  • @yoshimori_hero
    @yoshimori_hero 7 місяців тому +9

    On the subject of the split screen character glitch, way back when (maybe like 8-10 years ago) my brother and I were playing, and somehow someway, while both trying to select dry bones first, we both landed on him on what seemed the same frame, and we knew that normally wasn't possible, and it was WILD, we were on battle mode and literally one of us was upside down in the kart; it was hilarious XD

  • @maplechandelure
    @maplechandelure 8 місяців тому +71

    meanwhile in mk8dx: *slightly hits a wall and goes in a 90 degree angle*

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen 8 місяців тому +26

    I would always use the duplicate characters glitch with friends so no one had to argue over who gets to play who

  • @toby.theram2496
    @toby.theram2496 7 місяців тому +6

    I still remember going to my cousins house on New Year's Eve and playing board games and Mario kart wii and whenever i see this game again after so many years, it just makes me smile uncontrollably

  • @Colijgaming
    @Colijgaming 8 місяців тому +52

    Do you know how many intended shortcuts are in 8dx? 3. How many total shortcuts? 3.

    • @ZhangBin623
      @ZhangBin623 6 місяців тому +10

      There’s only 1 unintended shortcut on Big Blue

    • @Mordecai02
      @Mordecai02 2 місяці тому

      Hell yes.

    • @Colijgaming
      @Colijgaming 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ZhangBin623 Well there are unintended shortcuts on tracks like Snow Land and Piranha Plant Cove but there's pretty much no crazy shortcuts.

  • @mrnotacow
    @mrnotacow 8 місяців тому +10

    I love how much of an icon Heeeew's style of videos has been. I hope this blossoms into a whole genre. I want to see more people talking about their favorite games the same way cat owners talk about their cats.

  • @amanguver
    @amanguver 8 місяців тому +12

    This video was pretty fun to watch, even if I've been playing the game for more than 12 years lol.
    You should make a part 2

  • @stormsand9
    @stormsand9 8 місяців тому +2

    Damn right Mario Kart Wii is broken
    I snapped my disc in half after one too many losses on Grumble Volcano

  • @BHox01
    @BHox01 8 місяців тому +23

    Turns out if the mechanics are tight, deep, and fun, players will enjoy for decades. This goes for any genre.
    Goat MK

  • @jimmybob-rz2ht
    @jimmybob-rz2ht 4 місяці тому +6

    It's not a bug, it's a feature 💀

    • @PoopyHeadGaming
      @PoopyHeadGaming 3 місяці тому

      How is this comment so unnoticed? I'd say it's quite funny!

  • @MysticalSMG
    @MysticalSMG 8 місяців тому +10

    I always wonder what Mario Kart Wii would be like WITHOUT all the glitches

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +9

      It probably wouldn't be as iconic as it is now

  • @Iau99h
    @Iau99h 8 місяців тому +7

    This Mario Kart is surely the most broken one, but also the most loved one !

  • @DaDerpHerd
    @DaDerpHerd 8 місяців тому +6

    Really enjoyed this video! 👏👏 I love how the brokenness of mkwii became part of the challenge. This game has some of the funniest clips and craziest world records, as you showed. 😂 I think the brokenness is a big factor of why it stays relevant

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +2

      Thank you! And yeah, I agree. This game being broken has definitely preserved its relevance

  • @JamesPanoff
    @JamesPanoff 8 місяців тому +13

    This is a certified classic game

  • @bluephoenix97
    @bluephoenix97 11 днів тому

    “It is the most fun broken mess”
    scarlet and violet: aw dang it

  • @dylanhoeltzel
    @dylanhoeltzel 8 днів тому +3

    Superhopping is humanly possible, though VERY difficult

    • @BradNotBraden
      @BradNotBraden 3 дні тому

      actually, superhopping wouldn't be possible because it would require someone to press the drift button 30 times every second, as well as having to press the button on every other frame that mario kart wii runs at, so superhopping will most likely never be done by a human

    • @dylanhoeltzel
      @dylanhoeltzel 3 дні тому

      @@BradNotBraden I've done it for a second, I think with correct inputs its probably only about 5 times per second.

  • @scottletourneau4571
    @scottletourneau4571 8 місяців тому +3

    Splendid video! I had no idea the extent to which this game was broken!

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +2

      Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it

  • @BambiWCUE
    @BambiWCUE 6 місяців тому +3

    Whenever I visit my dad in England, we always find a night where we sit down and play this game together for hours

  • @buff00n3ry
    @buff00n3ry Місяць тому

    VERY refreshing that someone finally did a " [Game] is Broken " video with a voiceover.

  • @aless8309
    @aless8309 8 місяців тому +3

    Loved ur video! Really fun and as someone that played this game casually as a kid, it was a joy to watch :]

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +1

      Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!

  • @slitheredboyz
    @slitheredboyz 8 місяців тому +1

    Can’t believe how fast you’re growing, congratulations Bean hope you have a great rest of your day!

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому

      Thank you Slithered! I appreciate it

  • @MKWiiExploder
    @MKWiiExploder 8 місяців тому +3

    nice vid!

  • @ajgamer8149
    @ajgamer8149 8 місяців тому +2

    I am so glad to have a Wii and be able to play this super smash donkey Kong country returns new super Mario bros Wii and Wii sports nice video btw

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +1

      Thanks! The Wii sure has a lot of good games

  • @gingerfrog9546
    @gingerfrog9546 Місяць тому

    5:26 Randomly ending up in wi-fi races like this blew my mind as a kid. Despite getting destroyed by some guy spamming cheat items for the entire course, I found it hilarious every time it happened.

  • @PuddiKitty
    @PuddiKitty 4 місяці тому

    Nostalgic to honestly hear someone go over all this! Especially since you brought up so many things I didn’t know!

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  4 місяці тому +1

      Thanks, glad you liked it!

  • @debbiewallace5841
    @debbiewallace5841 5 місяців тому +8

    0:05 is so true

  • @campbellblock3061
    @campbellblock3061 8 місяців тому +1

    0:40 except for rr no glitch!
    0:54 the wheelies during chain drifts don’t make you go any faster, they just make the chain drift easier
    2:20 MC3 does actually have a glitch category in tas due to superhopping, making 32/32 tracks with multiple categories

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому

      Oh nice, good to know! I didn't even think about superhopping on MC3

  • @slitheredboyz
    @slitheredboyz 8 місяців тому +6

    Hey, I mean it may be completely broken, but it’s still a game that everyone goes back to at some point, because of its gameplay and just the greatness this game has! 🎉 But yeah I understand your point, some of these probably should have been patched, but keep some of them!
    P.S. hope your day is going very great Bean!

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +2

      Thanks! Hope your day is going well too

  • @slimballs9650
    @slimballs9650 8 місяців тому +2

    “Far easier to use,” my foot!
    Every time I try to drift with an inside drifting bike, I crash into the wall.

  • @loogay9850
    @loogay9850 8 місяців тому +1

    You’re my current favorite youtuber, keep it up dawg

  • @BentoAUS
    @BentoAUS 9 днів тому

    Mario Kart Wii is basically to Mario Kart what Melee is to Super Smash Bros. Both are beloved iconic games that are still played by hardcore competitive players to this day over newer titles, despite (or maybe because of) their numerous weird glitches and serious balance issues that only make those games more fascinating.

  • @deathblowringo4168
    @deathblowringo4168 8 місяців тому +1

    And yes, 100% Mario Kart Wii Speedruns are totally chaos due to the extreme randomness...

  • @lankeowker5878
    @lankeowker5878 8 місяців тому +2

    My idea is that faster bikes need inside drift in order to make sharper turns without bumping into a wall or going offroad. A slower kart or bike would be able to make it just fine with outside drift.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +2

      That would make sense

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 8 місяців тому +1

      ..
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      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
      Come to Jesus Christ today
      Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
      Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
      Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
      Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
      Holy Spirit can give you peace purpose and joy and his will today
      John 3:16-21
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
      Mark 1.15
      15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
      2 Peter 3:9
      The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      Hebrews 11:6
      6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
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  • @gengar-1997
    @gengar-1997 Місяць тому

    The Wario Bike one made me laugh. The fact that King Boo was used (literally the easiest character to unlock) makes it pure comedy.

    • @Jellopuff_TAS
      @Jellopuff_TAS 28 днів тому

      King Boo is faster than Funky in the category that TAS was made for!

    • @gengar-1997
      @gengar-1997 28 днів тому

      @@Jellopuff_TAS On MKWTAS, I only found 10 TAS entries where the character used was King Boo, compared to the humongous 743 TAS entries that Funky Kong has. I wish King Boo was used WAY more often for speedrunning, instead people resort to my least favorite character in the series. Funky Kong is just way too annoying and obnoxious. I can't stand Funky Kong's voice AT ALL. Funky Kong should've never been added to Mario Kart. He even crashed Mario Kart Tour's servers, further solidifying the fact that he is THE WORST CHARACTER IN ALL OF MARIO KART.

  • @InsaneCinnaRoll
    @InsaneCinnaRoll 5 місяців тому +1

    “The game is quality, not polished”
    -sun tzu’s gamer cousin, san soo

  • @superjumpbros64
    @superjumpbros64 8 місяців тому +5

    "Mmm, and thats why it isnt the best Mario Kart Game"
    "Well, actually"

  • @TheCreativeType
    @TheCreativeType 3 місяці тому

    You’re telling me.
    That the egregious and spontaneous Jank Bonk.
    Is just a wheelie bump.
    I somehow still keep learning new things about MKWii.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  3 місяці тому

      "Jank Bonk" is a better name for it anyways

  • @JAKATA69
    @JAKATA69 7 місяців тому +1

    I remember that you had to do an exploit to play as the same character as someone else in splitscreen

  • @HeyItIsMichal
    @HeyItIsMichal 8 місяців тому +3

    And I wouldn't have any other other way. Except for a bit of character rebalancing.

  • @8tober
    @8tober 8 місяців тому +3

    The most underrated youtube channel

  • @CatzMK
    @CatzMK 8 місяців тому +5

    "Mariokart wii is a balanced, fun and well built game" -Literally nobody who's ever existed

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 8 місяців тому +1

      Better to be hilariously busted then as controlled and as strict as Mario Kart 8.

    • @CatzMK
      @CatzMK 8 місяців тому +1

      @@joshslater2426 True, I very much prefer wii

    • @mrs8768
      @mrs8768 7 місяців тому +1

      It certainly was a ton of fun

    • @CatzMK
      @CatzMK 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mrs8768 true, it is incredibly fun and I still play mkwii regularly.

  • @HammMann
    @HammMann 8 місяців тому +1

    did NOT expect to see a "Heeew" style video in 2024, but I dig it.

  • @mohamedjunaidsamiullah1024
    @mohamedjunaidsamiullah1024 8 місяців тому +2

    Idc the game is broken. This game made my childhood and i never found any of these glitches. To me, this was the best game ever.

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 7 місяців тому +1

    motto for everything in mario kart wii: if it exists, you can use it for an ultra shortcut

  • @snnnnzzzzz
    @snnnnzzzzz 8 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for summarizing Summoning Salt for me, I'm not patient enough to go thru any of his videos.

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 8 місяців тому +1

      Only Jesus Christ blood can cleanse us of are sins come to Jesus Christ today
      Romans 6:23
      For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
      Come to Jesus Christ today
      Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
      Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void.
      The Holy Spirit can lead you guide and confort you through it all
      Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
      Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
      John 3:16-21
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
      Mark 1.15
      15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
      2 Peter 3:9
      The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      Hebrews 11:6
      6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
      Jesus

  • @ChippyArmando39
    @ChippyArmando39 4 місяці тому

    *Mario Kart Wii has tracks with Glitch Shortcuts*
    *Meanwhile Crash Team Racing: Finally, a worthy opponent!*

  • @phoenixamber6497
    @phoenixamber6497 2 місяці тому

    "Pretty... Dramatic results."
    *Casually launches Toad into space*

  • @jamtva
    @jamtva 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm not gonna lie I was hoping for a section on Funky Kong set to "Meta Knight's Revenge," even if that wouldn't make sense for Mario Kart Wii.

  • @MiMicheIIe
    @MiMicheIIe 2 місяці тому +1

    In 10 years, nobody will be playing Mario Kart 8 anymore.
    But Mario Kart Wii? Oh, they'll be playing that.

  • @casablancahunter1606
    @casablancahunter1606 8 місяців тому +3

    But in the end, Mario Kart Wii was designed to be a casual party game, and it can still be played like that😊

  • @arfalowarfalow2147
    @arfalowarfalow2147 2 місяці тому +1

    W vid, keep it up man this was rlly good

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 5 місяців тому

    It is one of those things that's both neat, and kinda telling, that the more broken a game is, the larger the community it gathers

  • @Falcolique
    @Falcolique 8 місяців тому +1

    Mario kart wii, as its meta is already defined and will probably never change, the core gameplay feels satisfying enough to keep a large amount of people playing online thru Wimmfii or CTGP constantly. It's "fun broken". It is still imo the best mario kart game.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +1

      "Fun Broken" is a good way to describe it

    • @christopher9727
      @christopher9727 8 місяців тому +1

      ...
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      Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell
      Come to Jesus Christ today
      Jesus Christ is only way to heaven
      Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void
      Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today
      Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today
      Romans 6.23
      For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      John 3:16-21
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
      Mark 1.15
      15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
      2 Peter 3:9
      The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
      Hebrews 11:6
      6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
      Jesus

  • @Sheldon-senpai
    @Sheldon-senpai 8 місяців тому +1

    The fact that you haven't mentioned Funky Kong and why it's undoubtedly the best character in the game (and arguably the only good one) to the point it's close to 100 % you're gonna find at least half of your opponents in any online race using him is really odd to say the least.

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +2

      The reason I didn't mention him is because using him hardly makes a real difference. His speed bonus - at least, when playing online - is barely noticeable.
      To put it into perspective, when another character using the Flame Runner would be wheelieing at around 95 KMH, Funky using the Flame Runner would be wheelieing at around 96 KMH.
      In time trials, using Funky (or Daisy) is a lot more important, since it's about getting the fastest, most optimized time possible.

  • @TheIcyFlames
    @TheIcyFlames 8 місяців тому +1

    Mario Kart Wii: Anything can be used as a Shortcut!

  • @randompog8493
    @randompog8493 8 місяців тому +2

    Not that this wasnt interesting to watch but i thought this would be on the game as a whole and not on little techskill for speedruns and stuff. Maybe i was expecting to be similar to a "triggered" video on the more casual side

  • @luk4aaaa
    @luk4aaaa 8 місяців тому +1

    Mario kart Wii is one of the best games because the tracks slap, the community is still alive and doing stuff like this and the music is insanely good.

  • @akbossk5317
    @akbossk5317 8 місяців тому +1

    Great video! Super nostalgic for me.

  • @shadowMKW
    @shadowMKW 8 місяців тому +1

    tell the me from 2 months ago that i would get in a beanzard video, thank you so much!
    Btw, disclaimer, the down inputs doesnt matter with anything at all with supersliding. I used a Gecko Code there to let my analog inputs alternate between neutral every 2 other frames while holding down pad, just a disclaimer. Thanks for credits!

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +1

      Absolutely, thanks for making that TAS. It was really fascinating!
      And that makes sense, I was wondering what down inputs could possibly be doing haha

  • @csolisr
    @csolisr 5 місяців тому

    And don't forget the fact that there's basically one single viable character... which also happens to have the most ear-grating sound effects

  • @lukecwolf
    @lukecwolf 4 місяці тому

    Thanks for bringing back suppressed memories of why I hated bikes in Mario Kart Wii. I think a big reason I haven't played any Mario Kart game released after this is because of the horrid memories of how stupidly fast they were. At least now I know they're actually broken.

  • @Sam36192
    @Sam36192 8 місяців тому +2

    MKWii is the Melee of Mario Kart games, it's fantastically broken ❤

    • @buddeman27
      @buddeman27 7 місяців тому

      honestly, MKDS is pretty jank, and some of the glitches are in a similar vein, but like
      it feels more like the SNES F Zero of Mario Kart games (which, on that note, F Zero 99 does a DAMN good job of emulating)
      its complete and utter chaos in 150cc and i love it

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters 8 місяців тому +1

    “And yes, this is used in ultra shortcuts.”

  • @goldenyoshistar1
    @goldenyoshistar1 7 місяців тому

    The reason why I never wanted Funky Kong in MK8D was because I was actually fearful of Funky Kong dominating another games meta, even when the game stopped getting updates. Thankfully Funky isn't as powerful in deluxe as he was in Wii, but tbh, I'm glad he doesn't get another Funky Kong Flame Runner 2.0
    That would have honestly been the worst thing ever for me.

  • @newrallyxeviousgamer
    @newrallyxeviousgamer 8 місяців тому +3

    I still use karts even if bikes rule.

  • @jonathanplooij3666
    @jonathanplooij3666 8 місяців тому +1

    i did not know there were so many shotcuts

  • @Irsu85
    @Irsu85 5 місяців тому

    Just so you know, SNES Mario Circuit 3 has a glitch if you allow feathers to be used, but we probably don't count that because it requires a mod

  • @seeblu
    @seeblu 8 місяців тому +3

    absolutely love this game even still, i be playing it all the time. its so fun and competitive

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 місяці тому

    During the Wii era, so many first party games had unspeakably cruel and perfectionist challenges. Wii Sports is a fun game until you try to get platinum medals in the training minigames.
    Mario Kart Wii is a fun game until you try to get star ranks.

  • @Ight-ight
    @Ight-ight 8 місяців тому +2

    This vid is amazing also do you know how to get mkw online on dolphin like newwfc or somthing

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому

      Thank you!
      NewWFC just requires a gecko code, but for Wiimmfi, you need a NAND backup from an actual Wii.

    • @Ight-ight
      @Ight-ight 8 місяців тому

      @@beanzard64 newwfc requires no nand?

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому

      @@Ight-ight It's been a while since I've used it, but I believe that's correct. Just be warned though, it's mainly a server used for online hacking and it doesn't have any rules.

    • @Ight-ight
      @Ight-ight 8 місяців тому

      @@beanzard64 yea I just saw I just need it for friend rooms thanks!!

    • @Ight-ight
      @Ight-ight 8 місяців тому

      @@beanzard64 also W vids

  • @VersesEditz
    @VersesEditz 8 місяців тому +1

    Just The Video Needed While Editing Videos!

  • @BWB_Cubing
    @BWB_Cubing 8 місяців тому +2

    1:27 its harder imo
    But im bad at mk wii im only good at mk 8 deluxe

  • @gianluco
    @gianluco 8 місяців тому +1

    The Offroader has been my favorite vehicle since I was little and I just find out it's the worst one in the game. I hate you

  • @VitaEmerald324
    @VitaEmerald324 3 місяці тому

    6:17 surprised we didn’t see Quacker Island in this clip

  • @Leekodot15
    @Leekodot15 3 місяці тому

    6:15 Meanwhile, SRB2Kart and Dr. Robotniks Ring Racers: "...First time?"

    • @Flizz0
      @Flizz0 3 місяці тому +1

      Dr Robotnik mentioned (I love him)

  • @cxd1
    @cxd1 8 місяців тому +2

    I feel like even though there’s all these broken things in the game it’s also probably a reason a lot of people like it.

  • @SalamiKiwami
    @SalamiKiwami 3 місяці тому

    When i was a kid i used to watch the time trials online-- and i reverse engineered like 3 of these glitches because i wanted to get on the leaderboard sooooo bad.

  • @kierancalverley220
    @kierancalverley220 8 місяців тому +1

    Other than the inside drifting bikes being the fastest in this game, is there any particular reason why they're favoured so heavily in this game, but generally not in 8 deluxe?

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +1

      They're also able to take turns tighter most of the time. With all the fast, tight-turning bikes being inside drift, outside drift is barely used anywhere

  • @scottbach9301
    @scottbach9301 8 місяців тому +2

    This video was amazing I loved it so much😂❤❤❤

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому +1

      Thank you!

    • @scottbach9301
      @scottbach9301 8 місяців тому +2

      @@beanzard64 Jey thanks for the heart and the reply🙃

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому

      @@scottbach9301 Sure thing, thanks for the comment! I appreciate the support

  • @just-linx8271
    @just-linx8271 8 місяців тому +9

    I love old games because of these things. Just played through Pokémon Red again and while, yes, it can be slow, it was the most fun I'd had in a Pokémon title in a long time. SF3, MVC2, Halo CE, Mario Kart Wii, SSBM, all great games *because* they are broken.
    I just wish we had games that came out today broken like this and not broken in the ways they have been coming out as.

  • @kw4093-v3p
    @kw4093-v3p 8 місяців тому +1

    Love this video lol. Thanks for making it

    • @beanzard64
      @beanzard64  8 місяців тому

      Of course, thanks for letting me know you enjoyed it!

    • @seeblu
      @seeblu 8 місяців тому

      thanks. for being so grateful kyle. thanks for sharing that

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 5 місяців тому +1

    Mario Kart Wii is like if NASCAR had no rules and had superhuman Mario characters and wasn't NASCAR at all and was actually just a drugfest

  • @wyattdegroot417
    @wyattdegroot417 Місяць тому

    I've actually outran the flame runner with a kart, particularly with the wild wing (the best kart in the game) by relying heavily on charging super mini turbos by any means necessary. I did this on Waluigi Stadium

  • @KingCappy
    @KingCappy 18 днів тому +1

    5:20 welcome to Mario kart HELL