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  • @cardinalximenez4505
    @cardinalximenez4505 9 років тому +825

    "Oh God that's sharp"
    Yeah, probably what the sea urchin said when you cut it's bollocks off.

    • @eldenboi8354
      @eldenboi8354 5 років тому +27

      @@Atlas_Redux You realize that's 4 years old right?

    • @eldenboi8354
      @eldenboi8354 5 років тому +17

      @@Atlas_Redux You aren't too bright huh?

    • @eldenboi8354
      @eldenboi8354 5 років тому +18

      @@Atlas_Redux No but apparently you're the grammar police and replying *its to a 4 year old comment is pretty fucking stupid.

    • @atmark666
      @atmark666 5 років тому +11

      the package says 要冷蔵10℃以下. which mean it needs to be kept refrigerated under 10 Celsius. its a kind of raw food....

    • @Rusty511
      @Rusty511 5 років тому +1

      LOL

  • @PhoenixFireKMS
    @PhoenixFireKMS 8 років тому +528

    Okay, so when I was in Japan, I went and hunted down Uni Kurage (jellyfish and sea urchin gonads) just so I could see if it was how you described it. I found one with the same packaging and it also tasted horrible. I don't know why I doubted you.

    • @EarthwormShandy
      @EarthwormShandy 4 роки тому +8

      I'd eat it

    • @LethargicScientist
      @LethargicScientist 3 роки тому +11

      I've had uni before and it's really good. Maybe it's just that specific brand.

    • @MrFuzziiWuzzii
      @MrFuzziiWuzzii 3 роки тому +2

      uni is good ya loser step ya gastronomy game up

    • @demoleramera
      @demoleramera 3 роки тому +21

      @@MrFuzziiWuzzii That's a pretentious and condescending comment if I ever did see one. He obviously said this specific item was horrible, he didn't bash all jellyfish and/or sea urchin gonads in existence

    • @lbcyber
      @lbcyber 3 роки тому +5

      @@demoleramera I really enjoy Uni, though it's really damn hard to find in Canada. Whatever this thing Ashens ate is sounds like it had gone off; sea urchin has a very mild, savoury nutty flavour. The good stuff at least shouldn't have any acidic taste.

  • @advancetotabletop5328
    @advancetotabletop5328 8 років тому +308

    Never saw the word, "gonads", written with such nice handwriting on a bear.

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 4 роки тому +4

      I didn't know "gonads" was a serious term for it

    • @MassayukiSama
      @MassayukiSama 4 роки тому +5

      It basically means reproductive organs, testicles are gonads.

  • @LovelyCheesePizza
    @LovelyCheesePizza 9 років тому +1193

    "Gordon Ramsay... eat your corrugated forehead out."
    100% the best line that I have heard all day.

    • @ratherblue994
      @ratherblue994 9 років тому +8

      AMF1534 I laughed too hard

    • @cosmonaut379
      @cosmonaut379 9 років тому +2

      topkek love it

    • @knob007
      @knob007 9 років тому +27

      my favorite is "I'm gonna eat it, and I'm gonna enjoy it. and I take all that back."

    • @stefanodoherty4763
      @stefanodoherty4763 9 років тому +2

      +LovelyCheesePizza That makes two of us...

    • @classyundercutelectra4330
      @classyundercutelectra4330 7 років тому +7

      LovelyCheesePizza Mine is the Octopussy one 😂😂

  • @fitzy9099
    @fitzy9099 9 років тому +892

    Chef advance, the GBA port of chef excellence.

    • @ender_scythe2879
      @ender_scythe2879 9 років тому +11

      +Will Fitzpatrick Is it ok to run on an original DS?

    • @Noremaad
      @Noremaad 9 років тому +34

      +ender_scythe "An excellent compatible cartridge"

    • @ender_scythe2879
      @ender_scythe2879 9 років тому +4

      +Noremaad "An excellent design"

    • @Noremaad
      @Noremaad 9 років тому +4

      ender_scythe
      "An excellent observation"

    • @ender_scythe2879
      @ender_scythe2879 9 років тому +3

      +Noremaad "An excellent deal"

  • @GoldoGolderson
    @GoldoGolderson 8 років тому +303

    if someone sent you poisoned food the poison would expire and weaken before you eat it

    • @kermanguy1877
      @kermanguy1877 8 років тому +6

      He'd still gag at it.

    • @tralt135
      @tralt135 8 років тому +3

      Send him food contaminated with uranium, it'll take billions of years just for half of it to expire

    • @GoldoGolderson
      @GoldoGolderson 8 років тому

      tralt135 it'll still go bad

    • @tralt135
      @tralt135 8 років тому +1

      Leafy Tree He said that he doubted he'd get anything older than those olives, but his food would need to be four billion years out of date for the uranium to go away like that.

    • @GoldoGolderson
      @GoldoGolderson 8 років тому +5

      tralt135 it will go bad it's going to open that box and ask why he got a box of thorium

  • @BiggysLetsPlays
    @BiggysLetsPlays 10 років тому +393

    Sea Urchin Gonads are NOT supposed to taste that way, so yes it has gone off. I don't mind the stuff, but if it's fresh it tastes like a savoury egg flan with a strong aroma. In most cases, however, it tastes like a mouthful of sea water...

    • @drake8050
      @drake8050 10 років тому +125

      So what you're saying is they're often salty balls.

    • @BiggysLetsPlays
      @BiggysLetsPlays 10 років тому +148

      Drake Sigar I said sea water, not sea men.

    • @lunargames5246
      @lunargames5246 10 років тому +14

      Well i'm not sure how they made the paste to have the Gonads keep it's forum usually lemon for the citric acid is added to tighten it up that would explain the sharp taste. Or just the test of the jellyfish reacting with the gonads, but i'm no cook just pointing it out.

    • @idealsurrealism9587
      @idealsurrealism9587 5 років тому +2

      @Fhjthnl Lol Iuyo same

    • @LauraSusanJohnson
      @LauraSusanJohnson 5 років тому +3

      I've heard that uni (sea urchin served like sushi) has mild, buttery flavour.

  • @VaporStrikeX2
    @VaporStrikeX2 8 років тому +456

    "And I've forgotten the scissors, so I don't know how I'm going to get in this."
    *very clear tear point on right side*
    We do indeed have the technology to cut thin pieces of plastic, Ashens. You just kind of missed it.

    • @GrayeH
      @GrayeH 7 років тому +2

      XD

    • @syrus1233
      @syrus1233 6 років тому +2

      No he doesn’t want it to go in the fucking couch

    • @CommanderBravo2
      @CommanderBravo2 6 років тому +3

      BigBlue but he sill went to that tear point and cut into it but not far enough to reach the food

    • @Snake_2066
      @Snake_2066 6 років тому +6

      I think he just didn’t want it to rip in a bad way (like many packages like that do) and splatter all over the couch

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 5 років тому +1

      Wow a sergal in youtube

  • @Wolf_Nanaki
    @Wolf_Nanaki 10 років тому +237

    I actually get pretty happy when Ashens finds foods that's decent. He eats so much terrible Poundland crap, he deserves to actually enjoy some food for once.

    • @TheBloopers30
      @TheBloopers30 10 років тому +6

      Nah...

    • @666chapelofblood
      @666chapelofblood 10 років тому

      Gabe Newell Ramiro Fuck both, Half-Life 3 please.

    • @legofunnymonkey2004
      @legofunnymonkey2004 Рік тому +2

      Its funnier when he eats gross food.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +1

      @@legofunnymonkey2004 I like it when he has "pleasant surprises" mixed in, too...

    • @zangl2955
      @zangl2955 3 місяці тому +1

      Yes. Need good food to make the awful food really shine.

  • @GGigabiteM
    @GGigabiteM 9 років тому +83

    "Boiled seaweed shavings"
    It looks more like re-hydrated stagnant stock pond scum than seaweed.

  • @Maxflay3r
    @Maxflay3r 10 років тому +58

    the seaweed shavings are supposed to be put in soups in relatively small quantities and eaten with noodles, which i think most people figured out seeing what they look like on their own

  • @Skawo
    @Skawo 10 років тому +654

    An excelle...uh...advanced video.

    • @mchag1
      @mchag1 10 років тому +89

      Most Excellence

    • @cqmorrell
      @cqmorrell 10 років тому +6

      James Haigh
      wow
      so chef
      such smug

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 6 років тому +9

      to express this in as few words as possible: you self-important, humourless git.

    • @thelazywanderer_jt
      @thelazywanderer_jt 6 років тому

      Agree with agenttasmania~

  • @DanVanDam
    @DanVanDam 10 років тому +215

    Your sacrifice of your stomach will not go in vain Ashens, we will craft a statue of fine marble!

    • @sabrinasavage8040
      @sabrinasavage8040 10 років тому +16

      Psst *vain

    • @jellywillreturn
      @jellywillreturn 10 років тому +22

      In fairness, he probably did consume veins in this episode.

    • @DanVanDam
      @DanVanDam 10 років тому +8

      Maya ThePanda
      Pssst. Pssssstt.

    • @sabrinasavage8040
      @sabrinasavage8040 10 років тому +9

      Dan Van Dam
      Pssst. psst psst pssst pssssssttttt

    • @BlakeOBrien1
      @BlakeOBrien1 10 років тому +7

      *spit flies everywhere*

  • @justinepeyry9932
    @justinepeyry9932 9 років тому +341

    I got overheard by a teacher a few months ago just randomly going "it's fishy, it's flossy, it's fish floss!" Out loud and he looked at me really weirdly

    • @TheSlimshadyrocks
      @TheSlimshadyrocks 8 років тому +75

      That's actually really beautiful

    • @TommyPKFire
      @TommyPKFire 8 років тому +11

      Del Taco kicks ass

    • @paulmorphy6187
      @paulmorphy6187 5 років тому +5

      You would think a headmaster would behave himself more...

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap 10 років тому +402

    Holy shit I discovered something really weird today. In the 2012 Guinness Book of World Records Gamer's Edition page 92, there's actually a picture of Ashens with a description of what he does on this channel.

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 7 років тому +2

      What??? Why? To my knowledge he didn't do anything gaming-related in 2012, the Terrible Games series is a more recent thing isn't it?

    • @nicholasmorgan7609
      @nicholasmorgan7609 6 років тому +28

      He'd been doing it for years. Look for his pop station videos

    • @stabbs_15
      @stabbs_15 6 років тому +1

      DigbyTheGoat I want see this

    • @sashimicheetah
      @sashimicheetah 6 років тому +2

      DigbyTheGoat DIGBY. Hi. ;)

    • @scottcowan7343
      @scottcowan7343 6 років тому +2

      Lieselotte Aya He also did a featured segment on terrible old games in that years book I think.

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia 8 років тому +19

    Every time I am having stomach problems and feel sick, I watch this playlist of Ashens eating weird stuff and don't feel as bad. Because at least I don't have to eat the stuff he is

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 10 років тому +179

    That seaweed reminds of when I used to fix washing machines for a living and that was exactly what I found inside the pipes.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 років тому +19

      Sounds like the beginning of a seaweed invasion horror movie.

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS 10 років тому +40

      EvilDoresh
      Or a european 1970s porno movie.
      "Hallo, I have komm to fix ze vashing maschine"

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 років тому +13

      GhostSniper3081
      "Uuuh, zat's some nasty seetang!"
      ....
      Crap, I just realized seaweed does have a similar texture to that costume from "ET the Porno" o_O

    • @7Dimensi0ns
      @7Dimensi0ns 10 років тому

      What is exactly of what i though aswell.... (except for not in the actual pipes)

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 6 років тому

      EvilDoresh, Et porn?

  • @MartinKincl1993
    @MartinKincl1993 10 років тому +191

    I want to see a "Cooking with a Blowtorch" series. Common, Stuart, make it happen.

    • @weejor16
      @weejor16 10 років тому +5

      I LIKE IT.

    • @h0gg
      @h0gg 10 років тому +32

      I prefer my Stuart medium-rare.

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 6 років тому +4

      A collaboration between Ashens & Common?
      An excellent collaboration.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 років тому

      Only if he uses it to cook heroine on a spoon!

  • @Theotherevil21
    @Theotherevil21 9 років тому +91

    Ashens: this is something you dug out of a corpse isn't it guys.
    Me: soylent green is people.

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 9 років тому +1

      Pssh. They call soyent green McDonald's chicken nuggets now. Keep up with the times sir

    • @holdenroth5929
      @holdenroth5929 8 років тому

      +Cherrycola 2000 I've been eating people all this time?!

    • @Max-dz2ux
      @Max-dz2ux 8 років тому

      they're actually not made of human flesh. you're confusing it with the movie

  • @Killermy3
    @Killermy3 10 років тому +586

    Ashens used to have a white couch..

    • @charliekent9526
      @charliekent9526 10 років тому +2

      Couch is not a word...

    • @Killermy3
      @Killermy3 10 років тому +187

      uh. okay. I don't want to argue.

    • @Dahpie
      @Dahpie 10 років тому +104

      ***** And the award for the most petty passive aggressive comment goes too.......

    • @jamham69
      @jamham69 10 років тому +10

      killermy3
      thats, right. be the bigger man. or woman.
      (im not calling you fat)

    • @Zauchi
      @Zauchi 10 років тому +3

      ***** since when?

  • @Erdie5
    @Erdie5 10 років тому +10

    I can't believe I'm still watching this channel after so many years. Love it.

    • @CiuccioeCorraz
      @CiuccioeCorraz Рік тому +1

      Still watching in 2023?

    • @Erdie5
      @Erdie5 Рік тому +3

      @@CiuccioeCorraz Absolutely!

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer 10 років тому +50

    fish floss looks like loft insulation

    • @Trazel_Apeally
      @Trazel_Apeally 10 років тому +1

      I was thinking it was play on words with Cotton candy's other name of Candy Floss...

    • @atsukorichards1675
      @atsukorichards1675 7 місяців тому

      Is it a Japanese thing? The words looks like Chinese...

  • @AEKing-rx4uq
    @AEKing-rx4uq 8 років тому +114

    This gave me the heaves of both the dry and wet persuasions.

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 4 роки тому +1

    Love how this video is from 2014 and it hasnt aged a bit, he couldve uploaded this 2 days ago and i wouldnt question it

  • @stefans.2317
    @stefans.2317 8 років тому +24

    sea urchin decomposes very quickly, so most people cut open a live one
    and serve the gonads immediately.

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 7 років тому +3

      Big Bubba Boberts What in the name of ass possessed someone to make that. Expired seafood can be dangerous.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 років тому +4

      +Big Bubba Boberts
      Dear lord, I instinctively covered my nuts while reading that. ._.

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 4 роки тому +1

      Then why would someone decide to package it (unless that's never what it was to begin with)

  • @LegoDude2465
    @LegoDude2465 10 років тому +38

    Fish Sausage:
    1% fish, 99% hot gas.

  • @GriffXJ
    @GriffXJ 10 років тому +38

    FYI: in the biological sense Gonads can also refer to the reproductive organ of a female organism. Yes, Gonads can also be ovaries. So if you feel gross eating testes, just pretend it's an ovary (there's a 50% chance you're right)...makes it that much better.

    • @InOtherNews1
      @InOtherNews1 10 років тому +38

      How does that make it better?

    • @GriffXJ
      @GriffXJ 10 років тому +16

      InOtherNews1 I honestly have no clue :D

    • @HaLLiEB85
      @HaLLiEB85 10 років тому +1

      More manly than eating man parts lol

    • @BurnOldPeople
      @BurnOldPeople 10 років тому +16

      Holy dicks look at your forehead!

    • @ArkhBaegor
      @ArkhBaegor 10 років тому

      InOtherNews1 Ovaries = eggs, pretty sure people eat eggs more often than testicles.

  • @RichieP1995
    @RichieP1995 10 років тому +258

    Fish floss sounds like a euphemism for pubes.

  • @edsongaleana4002
    @edsongaleana4002 9 років тому +83

    Im a medicine student so i've seen and manipulated corpses for my anatomy class, i was just thinking that the seaweed looked like the interior of the intestines and the biliary vesicle wich are in fact green, and then Ashens says "this looks like something you'll find inside of a corpse", i laughed so hard lol....and then began to question myself is Ashens have seen a corpse before :/

    • @cosmonaut379
      @cosmonaut379 9 років тому +15

      as a serial killer I can attest it does indeed

    • @SlizzardsAntics
      @SlizzardsAntics 9 років тому

      I remember him saying he was a doctor. Might be wrong

    • @SlizzardsAntics
      @SlizzardsAntics 9 років тому +3

      I remember him saying he was a doctor. Might be wrong

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 9 років тому +1

      +Slizzard's Antics Of psychology

    • @VicariousReality7
      @VicariousReality7 9 років тому +16

      +AgentTasmania
      Invasive psychology!

  • @Raidei
    @Raidei 10 років тому +1

    I have no problem with multiple food specials. Those are easily my favorite types of videos.

  • @iCatchLupin
    @iCatchLupin 10 років тому +7

    Some people really get angry when you like things but it makes me quite happy.

  • @nathanshahid7576
    @nathanshahid7576 10 років тому +6

    Your food specials are your best videos in my opinion. Keep up the good work :)

  • @popejewish
    @popejewish 10 років тому +5

    Cheap Sea Urchin (Uni) generally tastes quite sharp, so it probably wasn't off. And the shaved sea weed was actually konbu, or kelp. You don't usually pour boiled water on it, but kinda tear off bits and put it on rice. It's very popular in Toyama Prefecture that way (where my wife is from).

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 Рік тому +1

      Konbu is good IN soup, but it is a nightmare AS soup

  • @deadchannelgd
    @deadchannelgd 8 років тому +142

    "That's very octipussy" Octipussy... sounds like some sort of strange hentai.

    • @eliotruben3341
      @eliotruben3341 8 років тому +3

      You'd know all about strange Hentai!

    • @KorboQ
      @KorboQ 8 років тому +103

      Octopussy is a James Bond film.

    • @bturner999
      @bturner999 8 років тому +27

      It's already a James Bond film, get cultured

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy 8 років тому +6

      it is, and it's GREAT! really, good script, and the acting is SUPERB! and it ALSO has a really DEEP, and EMOTIONAL backstory, and i am completely lying. XD

    • @abigaildowell6886
      @abigaildowell6886 8 років тому +9

      Zoromurr / Chase its a james bond film...

  • @bluelikethemoon1331
    @bluelikethemoon1331 10 років тому +60

    so, it's a japenese sea-food-thing, that was made in the UK, that was then imported to japan, but the english text on the back is spelt in the american way?
    ...hm, something's fishy.

  • @ChefExcellence
    @ChefExcellence 10 років тому +42

    Excellent

    • @Kuraio
      @Kuraio 10 років тому +14

      "An Excellent Comment."™

    • @MrGreyWolfAlpha
      @MrGreyWolfAlpha 10 років тому +3

      Yu Lei " an excellent chef excellence comment,"™

  • @ClassicGamerReviews
    @ClassicGamerReviews 10 років тому +85

    One of these days I'm just expecting a stream of puke to come down once the fork goes up

    • @mickeymouse12678
      @mickeymouse12678 10 років тому +16

      I think he did actually puke before or he almost did. In one of the food videos, he ran away from he camera and spit out the food/possibly puked.

    • @ThereMayBeLions
      @ThereMayBeLions 10 років тому +5

      Mickey Mouse Gotta love Century Eggs

    • @ClassicGamerReviews
      @ClassicGamerReviews 10 років тому +11

      Mickey Mouse Never thought I'd hear Mickey Mouse talk about vomit!

    • @ThereMayBeLions
      @ThereMayBeLions 10 років тому +2

      ClassicGamerReviews Welcome to the New Age, the New Age....

    • @Adderkleet
      @Adderkleet 10 років тому +9

      DeeM10123 I thought it was the hallowe'en one. When he came back it looked like there were maggots in the chocolate he ate. He quickly ran away again.

  • @edss
    @edss 10 років тому +19

    The Jellyfish one says "Keep Refrigerated" (要冷蔵) on the front of the package. Yeah, had probably gone off.

  • @speedpaintkitten
    @speedpaintkitten 10 років тому +34

    its fishy... its flossy... *ITS FISH FLOSS!*

  • @edwardnatsu4403
    @edwardnatsu4403 10 років тому +45

    I love how I'm eating while watching this haha

    • @birdscreaming
      @birdscreaming 10 років тому +1

      I bet you'll never be able to eat what you're eating again.
      ...I'm joking btw. >_>

    • @apeapeape999
      @apeapeape999 10 років тому +3

      I was just thinking that xD
      I'm having greek yogurt and granola while watching ashens eat things like fermented squid guts.

    • @schradeya
      @schradeya 10 років тому +1

      Ugh you know, it somehow always ends up working out that way for me as well. Maybe I'm just always eating? Heh.

    • @edwardnatsu4403
      @edwardnatsu4403 10 років тому

      Haha true true

    • @edwardnatsu4403
      @edwardnatsu4403 10 років тому

      lol

  • @Cricketmane
    @Cricketmane 8 років тому +35

    I've heard Ashens say pussy. My life is complete.

    • @zyphyrsyphyn5403
      @zyphyrsyphyn5403 8 років тому +8

      TH3 3L1T3 he said it in his pound land special "boobie" mainly because it's an energy drink lmao

  • @iduloll123
    @iduloll123 8 років тому +4

    It's fishy, it's flossy it's FISHFLOSS. That bit got me.

  • @angeloxdeixsogni
    @angeloxdeixsogni 10 років тому +14

    I have to know- where do you buy the cute little animal shaped sticky paper tags at?! They are SO CUTE! I want a whole bucket of them.

  • @DopeyCrab
    @DopeyCrab 10 років тому +29

    "Attack it with a fork" Just watched NerdCubeds lootcrate video...

  • @anriric23
    @anriric23 8 років тому +3

    10:19 The squid is "Italian style" yet the pictures on the tin are from a well known street in Brussels, Belgium.

  • @thechozzman1797
    @thechozzman1797 9 років тому +45

    the fish floss looked like shredded beef jerky

    • @cherrycola1144
      @cherrycola1144 9 років тому +17

      Dude with your profile pic, I'll believe anything you say. Respect

    • @DangermuffinVideos
      @DangermuffinVideos 9 років тому +1

      +Sexyoda69 The SplatoonSmashbrosdragon lions get me wet

    • @charlizamon1
      @charlizamon1 9 років тому +2

      +Cherrycola 2000 You seem to be easily impressed

    • @JohnSmith-ee3ek
      @JohnSmith-ee3ek 8 років тому +1

      +kryptichellsing in singapore, fish floss plus mayo = heaven

  • @MitsuruguiReiji
    @MitsuruguiReiji 10 років тому +19

    うにくらげ is literally Jellyfish in Sea Urchin paste, no clue where they got the gonads from.
    とろろ昆布 is literally Shredded Konbu (Konbu is a type of hard seaweed edible as a dried snack or use as a basis for the sauce in Shabu Shabu!
    Also 491mg of Calcium per 100g in the Fish Sausage, those are available at 100 yen stores (Pound stores!)
    Last one is Octopus,Mushroom and Olive aglio e olio!
    Just thought I`d help my own help there!

  • @NEETfreak1
    @NEETfreak1 10 років тому +15

    Those tiny cat pieces of paper are so cute.

  • @Consural
    @Consural 8 років тому +59

    Chef Advance is the Japanese cousin of Chef Excellence

    • @onionman
      @onionman 8 років тому

      +Jamie Gifford They have. Press L.

    • @punch3322
      @punch3322 8 років тому

      *_[Juggernauting intensifies]_*

  • @RyanDoesGaems
    @RyanDoesGaems 10 років тому +68

    Ashen, You should do a face-cam sort of thing while you do these. We all know you look like simon pegg so you have nothing to hide

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 10 років тому +91

    I like to think Ashens has been doing these videos on his friends couch for years without any prior consent or knowledge. The poor bastard's always wondering where these strange stains and mysterious smells keep coming from.

    • @obune1
      @obune1 10 років тому

      ChannelFadge half life 3 confirmed!!!

    • @FuturisticBagel
      @FuturisticBagel 10 років тому

      Also makes you wonder if he even eats the food in the first place...

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 10 років тому

      TheFuturisticBagel If it were anyone else, I would say no, but Ashens is crazy enough for me to believe.

    • @shadowmancerdusk5955
      @shadowmancerdusk5955 10 років тому

      In this case it was better he didn't know

    • @HeathenMetalhead221
      @HeathenMetalhead221 10 років тому

      ChannelFadge George Lucas must direct his videos

  • @Tuberuser187
    @Tuberuser187 10 років тому +15

    You know food is terrible when you cannot tell if its gone off or not.

    • @PropaneWP
      @PropaneWP 10 років тому +1

      *****
      That's the ethnic stuff. Fancy food smells like farts.

  • @deluca5979
    @deluca5979 4 роки тому +3

    Ashens: worries about eating a fish floss a few days late
    Few years later: eats a 50 year old rotmos

  • @samwaldorf351
    @samwaldorf351 8 років тому +1

    I love how it was very obvious that there was a tear notch on the jellyfish bag, yet he HAD to use a knife (on the opposite side of the bag of course).

  • @LarryOteyza
    @LarryOteyza 4 роки тому +1

    “That sold on this, I don’t care what’s inside, I’m going to eat it and I’m gonna enjoy it...I TAKE ALL THAT BACK..!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zrtaylor23
    @zrtaylor23 8 років тому +43

    Gordon Ramsey, eat your corrugated forehead out. That made me throw my head back and laugh twice. Twice! I'll be remembering that one.

  • @toastghost9145
    @toastghost9145 8 років тому +43

    Call me crazy, but I always hope that the food will be unexpectedly tasty. Why? Not sure.

    • @SSBBPOKEFAN
      @SSBBPOKEFAN 8 років тому +14

      Probably to have something offset the horrible shit his stomach has to endure.

  • @SoFreshLSRP
    @SoFreshLSRP 10 років тому +11

    Those little notes you have of the animals are awesome. Does anyone know where I can buy some?

    • @xxcutestangelx
      @xxcutestangelx 10 років тому +1

      I was looking for some too, if you go on eBay and search 'kawaii stationary' they have loads :)

    • @jamessunderland9021
      @jamessunderland9021 10 років тому +2

      They look *kinda* like Rilakkuma to me.
      The only reason I know that is that my ex used to send me notes written like that all the time.
      Shit nigga she was kawaii~

  • @ninedivines5374
    @ninedivines5374 4 роки тому +1

    Honestly this cracks me up

  • @leedobson
    @leedobson 2 роки тому +2

    Little did courageous Ashens know but it all came from a Japanese yen shop....their equivalent of all day breakfast in a tin

  • @cardboardboxification
    @cardboardboxification 8 років тому +18

    That orange bag has a little notch to tear it open

    • @Shirai_Ryu92
      @Shirai_Ryu92 8 років тому +24

      This came out in 2014 so it's a little too late to make that observation now.

  • @PsychoIncarnate666
    @PsychoIncarnate666 10 років тому +26

    "Fish Floss"
    don't you guys in England call Cotton Candy "Candy Floss"
    I also wouldn't want to have floss made of candy. Would be counter productive

    • @ForsakenNoble
      @ForsakenNoble 10 років тому +7

      Literal Candy Floss would be interesting.

    • @PsychoIncarnate666
      @PsychoIncarnate666 10 років тому +9

      ForsakenNoble Yes, I also did say that in my comment

    • @ForsakenNoble
      @ForsakenNoble 10 років тому +2

      We're done here.

    • @ffffffffffffffffffad
      @ffffffffffffffffffad 10 років тому +2

      ForsakenNoble "Woops" = you made a mistake.

    • @TheTwistedbeaver
      @TheTwistedbeaver 10 років тому +4

      ffffffffffffffffffad im sure he noticed..... hence the "woops" -.-

  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin 9 років тому +21

    11:27 Octo Pussy

  • @necromorti
    @necromorti 2 роки тому +1

    12:32 - I think I have seen enough of the internet for the entire eons and centuries, after that particular moment [R.I.P weird sausage]

  • @towerclimber7277
    @towerclimber7277 7 років тому

    How the hell am I still watching these 5 hours later?? It's first class entertainment at its finest that's how...

  • @Fishhunter2014
    @Fishhunter2014 10 років тому +68

    That dried seaweed looks like something I pulled off the end of my hook.

    • @mikelikegaming
      @mikelikegaming 9 років тому +8

      They're both seaweed.

    • @Fishhunter2014
      @Fishhunter2014 9 років тому +3

      Mike Like technically, I'm usually hauling out simple algae and invasive lake weeds. I've never actually been fishing in the sea before.

    • @mikelikegaming
      @mikelikegaming 9 років тому +3

      christhefishhunter I live near the ocean and that looks just like what washes up on the beach and what I've removed from my hook.

    • @Fishhunter2014
      @Fishhunter2014 9 років тому

      that's neat. I mostly flyfish for trout myself. (not that I've had the time recently)

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 9 років тому +15

      sounds like a dirty euphemism

  • @ArkhBaegor
    @ArkhBaegor 10 років тому +36

    Lol that "italian" can had a picture of France or Belgium on it.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 років тому +8

      Oh well, at least it's the right continent.

    • @testiou
      @testiou 10 років тому +4

      belgium...
      Le Bourgeois
      Rue des Bouchers, 17
      1000 Bruxelles

    • @EarthwormShandy
      @EarthwormShandy 4 роки тому

      @@testiou How can you even tell

  • @Ryio5
    @Ryio5 10 років тому +23

    Am I the only one who eats while watching Ashens?

    • @keeganduncan578
      @keeganduncan578 10 років тому +1

      I drink coffee

    • @ruthoftexas
      @ruthoftexas 10 років тому +5

      I was having a nice bowl of quinoa chili. Which was roughly the same color and texture as the sea urchin gonads. So good complement, really.

    • @payhemseht
      @payhemseht 10 років тому +13

      I reverse eat while watching some of these... does that count?

    • @ben3129
      @ben3129 10 років тому

      Lord Sauron It's interesting to see the dark lord drinking coffee. Tell me, what did Morgorth drink?

    • @Cryosphered
      @Cryosphered 10 років тому

      I was eating some bran flakes watching this.

  • @LILPAPASMURF97
    @LILPAPASMURF97 9 років тому +10

    Can someone please send ASHENS a tin of Sustroming?

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 9 років тому +18

      He's received it. Declined opening biological weapons.

    • @drewwil97
      @drewwil97 9 років тому

      +LILPAPASMURF97 I've heard from a very Swedish source, That surstroming (when eaten properly) is not as bad as people think...The way he described it, it sounded quite alright..

    • @braddavis1733
      @braddavis1733 9 років тому +1

      He said not to as he has already received it and will not eat it or even open it

    • @drewwil97
      @drewwil97 9 років тому +2

      I wasn't so much asking Stewart to eat it..Just that it could be better than most people think, a slight PSA, if you may

    • @SourGummiWyrm69
      @SourGummiWyrm69 9 років тому

      +Kid behind a camel toe Well, that's unnecessary verbal abuse.

  • @ericyeung3302
    @ericyeung3302 10 років тому +1

    the fish floss is also called fish bits, normally served with seaweed found in chinese takeaway or restaurants :)

  • @ThePilotGuy
    @ThePilotGuy 10 років тому +7

    I would love to go to japan. Their food seems very interesting.

    • @50Calabyte
      @50Calabyte 10 років тому +4

      Just be prepared for lots of slimy foods.

    • @CarnivorousTurtle
      @CarnivorousTurtle 10 років тому +2

      Most of it is not very good. To be quite honest the americanized cheapy crap is better. Not to say that the americanized stuff is good (which it's not) just better.

  • @102lammy
    @102lammy 10 років тому +8

    Ashens you are a brave man.

  • @RealWhiskey
    @RealWhiskey 10 років тому +3

    "Gordon Ramsay, eat your corogated forehead out." best line, Ashens, 2014.

  • @rebeccaaustin8996
    @rebeccaaustin8996 3 роки тому +2

    I love your videos SOOOO MUCH!!!

  • @jakylinathecat
    @jakylinathecat 4 роки тому +2

    They actually made beef jerky floss befor and it was awsome i remember those days 😊

  • @SantaClauseBoss
    @SantaClauseBoss 10 років тому +6

    Chef Excellence 2: Return of Chef Advance.

  • @AGAZILLION
    @AGAZILLION 10 років тому +7

    "gordon ramsay, eat your corregated forehead out"
    I'm done! you just won yourself a sub.

  • @animalmother4066
    @animalmother4066 4 роки тому +3

    Fish floss on rice is really yummy!

  • @Grassdragon193
    @Grassdragon193 10 років тому

    10:50 I actually have that same bowl, often use it for dipping sauces.

  • @Mrshoujo
    @Mrshoujo 9 років тому +1

    The seaweed "konbu" stuff is used to make broth. The instructions should have told you how much boiling water (and by that I mean a roiling boil with steam coming off) to pour on it, how long to steep, and then drain off the broth for a soup or whatever it can be used for, similar to dashi broth.
    And my guess on the sea urchin stuff would be for a snack chip (Wheat Thins perhaps) spread, or as an addition to soup. I myself would have gladly tried all those in this video and enjoyed them with high intensity. The fish sausages are a popular kid's snack, as all sorts of anime-license branded sausages pop up all the time.

  • @ternel
    @ternel 10 років тому +5

    Hi Ashens,
    If no one has told you yes, Sea Urchin tastes very strong as you describe. It's an acquired taste

  • @Akselmoi
    @Akselmoi 10 років тому +4

    Why did I decide to have a lunch while watching this?

  • @RPKGameVids
    @RPKGameVids 10 років тому +226

    Something a bit fishy about this video.

  • @LiveforHM
    @LiveforHM 10 років тому +1

    "Fish floss" or dried shredded fish is a pretty tasty snack actually. You can add it to rice and stuff.

  • @JordabHawkeye
    @JordabHawkeye 10 років тому +1

    Oh, Ashens. Never stop missing those tear tabs. It's so endearing.

  • @BlackFlagLOL
    @BlackFlagLOL 9 років тому +5

    Japanese food actually has quite a bit more "slimy" and "sticky" textures than most of the rest of us are used to. Natto is a good example.

  • @Lesuey07
    @Lesuey07 9 років тому +15

    I laughed at Gordan Ramsey's corrugated forehead

  • @DaStrikey
    @DaStrikey 8 років тому +4

    ''Gordon Ramsey, eat your corrugated forehead out..''
    I CAN;T FUCKIN BREATHE ASHENS YOU'RE SAVAGE AS FUCK I'M WEAK.

  • @SkySpiderGirl
    @SkySpiderGirl 10 років тому +1

    I think it's great that you like some of this stuff, Ashens! Always good to try something new especially when it's from Japan! I love it when you try to figure that out.
    I am from Japan and some of the things you get I didn't know existed too!

  • @morbidfetusofthedamned2624
    @morbidfetusofthedamned2624 5 років тому +1

    "Not sure if its good excitement"
    Excitement is a positive feeling

  • @zyphyrsyphyn5403
    @zyphyrsyphyn5403 8 років тому +4

    'An Excellent Jellyfish In A Paste Of Sea Urchin Gonads'

  • @fatality9137
    @fatality9137 9 років тому +3

    0:54 'An excellent clone'

  • @thebigtexas11
    @thebigtexas11 8 років тому +14

    You should be taping yourself eating these foods. Your facial reactions are hilarious and would make these videos more funny.

    • @adamjohnson8305
      @adamjohnson8305 8 років тому +13

      Joe Guerrero clearly, you don't know how things work around here,

  • @yerbamint2058
    @yerbamint2058 7 років тому +1

    Nothing more excellent than listening to Stuart's entire digestive system for a solid 15 seconds.

  • @john140978
    @john140978 4 роки тому +1

    "Its like something you'd grout tiles with" .... 😂😂😂

  • @CJFRANKS7
    @CJFRANKS7 10 років тому +4

    The things you do for us Ashens ;_;

  • @bigemugamer
    @bigemugamer 8 років тому +5

    ashens, have you ever gotten ill from the wonderfully tasty treats you receive from people, whether slightly or deathly ill?

  • @K0DeX
    @K0DeX 10 років тому +4

    8:03 - Coffee, fucking EVERYWHERE. Thanks, Stu! I'm gonna go clean my keyboard and TV now.

  • @matthewwest6660
    @matthewwest6660 9 років тому

    "how am I going to open it without scissors..."
    Idiot me points at the tab on the left side of the bag like Ashens can see me.... That's how entertaining these are, it's like I'm in his living room.

  • @illeatthat
    @illeatthat 4 роки тому +2

    9:15 it’s the same colour as you hand and your description of it is the same as I see you 💟