Curt Mega Being Completely Heterosexual For Almost 8 Minutes

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  • @aordrie
    @aordrie 5 років тому +2823

    The one dislike is his mom

  • @bronwen7662
    @bronwen7662 5 років тому +2902

    ‘iS tHaT OWEN??’ Cynthia ships it to the fullest extent

    • @Dani-it9vc
      @Dani-it9vc 5 років тому +27

      Yesss😂

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 5 років тому +26

      remembers me like hell of hattie from ncis la, she totaly shipped her teams too, made one dance and was sooooo fucking short of making the guys dance too ^^

    • @sumguy789654
      @sumguy789654 Рік тому +5

      I love it. Curt is so gay he basically has two moms.

  • @alicehodges483
    @alicehodges483 5 років тому +2458

    Curt: "Bedroom, shower, maybe the back of a limousine"
    Owen: already taking off his clothes

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199  5 років тому +389

      That’s literally what I think every time I see that scene

    • @AlexanderFaux
      @AlexanderFaux 5 років тому +76

      isn't that what we all would be doing though?

    • @TeethHaver
      @TeethHaver 5 років тому +156

      Owen: how bout we add a torture room to that list, love?

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 4 роки тому +88

      Rationally, I know that he's just getting the feather out.
      But there's no way they didn't see what they did there.

    • @patuljastislon
      @patuljastislon 4 роки тому +14

      BYE

  • @eoincampbell1584
    @eoincampbell1584 5 років тому +1009

    "It's no easy task burying your ex-lover returned from the grave to kill you"
    She says this as if she's done it before.

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 4 роки тому +113

      GIVE TATIANA A GIRLFRIEND 2020.
      Ok listen I'd be also fine with a boyfriend (or a nb partner) but I want to marry Tatiana okAy-

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 роки тому +16

      Haven’t we all?

    • @neatoburrito7249
      @neatoburrito7249 4 роки тому +27

      Ayah13 BIG MOOD I have nothing against powerful female characters having a boyfriend or a nb partner, but Want Girlfriend, you know?

    • @lilyparker6611
      @lilyparker6611 4 роки тому +16

      Ray13 Honestly this is an entire goddamn mood and also she gives off wlw vibes idk why

    • @bea2860
      @bea2860 3 роки тому +4

      @@Ray-hk1zmIn so many words yes.

  • @isabellarose4426
    @isabellarose4426 5 років тому +754

    curt can’t go 5 minutes without stating off into the distance thinking about owen while everyone else sings slowly

    • @bea2860
      @bea2860 3 роки тому +28

      It's a whole mood that no heterosexual person can match.

    • @bennyboy4795
      @bennyboy4795 3 роки тому +4

      FR SJFK

  • @Batcreaturez
    @Batcreaturez 5 років тому +1301

    “So you’re into..” “YeA”. WAIT HOW DID I MISS THIS

    • @dan-gy4vu
      @dan-gy4vu 5 років тому +76

      Ikr, I even missed that this musical is about SPIES not a musical recreation of a 2009 movie "Hotel for Dogs".

    • @_saphrogy_9623
      @_saphrogy_9623 4 роки тому +20

      THAT'S LITERALLY THE PART WHERE THEY CONFIRM IT HOW DID YOU MISS IT

    • @Batcreaturez
      @Batcreaturez 4 роки тому +10

      LISTEN I DONT KNOW IM DUMB

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname Рік тому +3

      @@Batcreaturez it's okay,
      We all have those moments,
      The important thing is that you know now.

  • @Dani-it9vc
    @Dani-it9vc 5 років тому +2448

    Curt: **literally holding the arm of an actual beautiful goddess**
    Curt: OwEn?!
    Yes definitely 100% heterosexual

    • @rae_m0rgan
      @rae_m0rgan 5 років тому +107

      Danara De Jong ~spoiler~ I also just realised that Owen is in the room at that moment

    • @translucentbear
      @translucentbear 5 років тому +87

      His voice is so soft when he says it, too.

    • @James-hr3yh
      @James-hr3yh 5 років тому +211

      Curt: never brings girls home ever
      Curt: has a steady stream of drinking buddies
      Curt: has a Rumpus Room™ where he goes with said drinking buddies
      Curt: goes into a three year long depression when Owen died
      The one girl Curt ever brings home: is *obviously* not his partner
      Miss. Mega: ah yes, that's my heterosexual darling

    • @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083
      @unhackerthelaziestbastardo6083 5 років тому +56

      @@James-hr3yh you have never met parents who big on their children being straight, because the fact that they are a man and a woman means that they are *obviously* together

    • @jennamedina9492
      @jennamedina9492 4 роки тому +7

      Anna St oh my frickin god you’re right

  • @hollywhitbread9953
    @hollywhitbread9953 5 років тому +2279

    I actually love the fact that Tati and Curt are just friends. They don’t even specifically say that Curt is gay and I really like that. Being gay isn’t a big plot point for Curt. He just is gay.

    • @illyannaturtle6950
      @illyannaturtle6950 4 роки тому +144

      Holly Whitbread StarKid is good with doing that. Like with Alice and Deb in TGWDLM

    • @vanillacapricorn
      @vanillacapricorn 4 роки тому +61

      Illyanna Turtle this wasn’t done by starkid, it was made by the tin can bros

    • @illyannaturtle6950
      @illyannaturtle6950 4 роки тому +78

      Vanilla Capricorn I know- bad habit of mine to clump the two together.

    • @UtterQueerNightmare
      @UtterQueerNightmare 4 роки тому +35

      @@illyannaturtle6950 Doesn't everyone?

    • @fruitgummies9878
      @fruitgummies9878 4 роки тому +52

      Utter Queer Nightmare Everyone does, but Starkid, TCB and Shipwrecked have all stated that are different companies and work very hard. The only association that the 3 of them have is similar actors.
      P.S. I absolutely adore your name.

  • @mijaq278
    @mijaq278 5 років тому +1048

    Story time: In the first song when Curt says: "we made it out of there in what, 3 minutes?" My non-english ass thought he said "we made out in there in what, 3 mins?" And for the whole song I was waiting for them to make out/kiss or something I guess

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +52

      Pfft that's perfect.

    • @lalas181
      @lalas181 5 років тому +128

      Today I learned that not having English be your first language makes it easier to skip the surface stuff and get to the subtext.

    • @nurailidepaepe2783
      @nurailidepaepe2783 4 роки тому +17

      @@lalas181 tbh i think that's p accurate when you're a native it's based way more on your feelings but when you learn it you need to learn all the rules and stuff

    • @bananaman677
      @bananaman677 4 роки тому +15

      Honestly, they probably did though.

    • @fionathepersona9409
      @fionathepersona9409 4 роки тому +21

      I thought they were about to have a quickie before blowing up the building. “We made it out of there in what? Six minutes?”
      “Let’s make it four”
      The imPLicAtiOnS

  • @elderflower2133
    @elderflower2133 5 років тому +812

    Curt Mega?? More like Curt is a MEGA heterosexual man haha. In love with his best friend? pssshhhh. Don't be ridiculous.

    • @dan-gy4vu
      @dan-gy4vu 5 років тому +28

      "Oh sweetie he is not that is just a strong brother relationship haha honey dont be silly that man is FLAMING HETEROSEXUAL 100% i mean he specifically told us he is his BESTFRIEND. Hahah dont be naive ☺️☺️☺️"

  • @loglog1954
    @loglog1954 5 років тому +286

    wE ArE TaLkiNg AbouT FiGhTiNG RiGhT?!

  • @buttrioska8737
    @buttrioska8737 5 років тому +805

    we love a gay spy

    • @Dani-it9vc
      @Dani-it9vc 5 років тому +47

      Secret gaygent

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +30

      What're you talking about the title clearly states that he's super straight no gay here he is as straight as straight can be.

    • @Dani-it9vc
      @Dani-it9vc 5 років тому +3

      @@Ray-hk1zm Well-

    • @polyphonicgherkins
      @polyphonicgherkins 4 роки тому +7

      We love 2 gay spies

  • @wriggleby
    @wriggleby 5 років тому +889

    I think heterosexual is probably the only thing he isn't in this

    • @Dani-it9vc
      @Dani-it9vc 5 років тому +122

      What about emotionally stable?

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +30

      @@Dani-it9vc o O F -

    • @thebananaowenslippedon7095
      @thebananaowenslippedon7095 4 роки тому +7

      Danara De Jong oH NOO

    • @wriggleby
      @wriggleby 4 роки тому +9

      @@Dani-it9vc I mean you're not wrong

    • @Dani-it9vc
      @Dani-it9vc 4 роки тому +8

      I forgot I commented this and made myself laugh

  • @paulines5866
    @paulines5866 5 років тому +2081

    The title really confused me for a bit bc I wondered who on this world could find even a minute of Curt Mega being straight

  • @wowzaers1101
    @wowzaers1101 5 років тому +244

    My little sister called BOTH twists. Stating "Well it was quite obvious, they SAY Spies Never Die..." and "What are they like dating or something?". Made me want to rethink my entire life.

    • @patuljastislon
      @patuljastislon 4 роки тому +13

      your sister is very smart

    • @ThatPianoNoob
      @ThatPianoNoob Рік тому +8

      ​@@patuljastislonthe idea that his partner was coming back and become evil is an incredibly common trope. Honestly it would've been a twist if he stayed dead.

  • @emilyh8975
    @emilyh8975 5 років тому +559

    How close they are sword fighting. Just kiss.

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199  5 років тому +111

      That’s gay culture babey!

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 5 років тому +55

      SAF 2: Owen survives the bullet to the head Courier Six style and _sword fights_ with Curt.
      *Sword fight*

  • @redcoded4430
    @redcoded4430 5 років тому +909

    before the line "i could kiss you--but i wont. ever" i thought you were implying that eating sandwiches without crust is gay and i was honestly ready to accept that

  • @loglog1954
    @loglog1954 5 років тому +533

    *literally all of Spies Are forever*

  • @KTr0ck
    @KTr0ck 5 років тому +766

    i kept thinking how some of the scenes you included shouldve been longer and then i realized that really i just wanted to watch the entire thing again bahaha

    • @euwiduuwjdkwjdk3379
      @euwiduuwjdkwjdk3379 5 років тому +19

      DO. IT.

    • @_saphrogy_9623
      @_saphrogy_9623 4 роки тому +5

      I'VE WATCHED SAF SO MANY TIMES I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT IN MONTHS SO I KINDA WANNA WATCH IT AGAIN BUT ALSO I KNOW THE ENTIRE PLOT SO IT WOULD BE POINTLESS IDK WHAT TO DO AGHHHH

  • @arthur6703
    @arthur6703 5 років тому +1749

    I'M SO STUPID
    CURT KEEPS CALLING OWEN HIS PARTNER BUT THEY WORK FOR SEPERATE AGENCIES SO THEY WOULDN'T BE PARTNERS: BUT THEY WERE DATING/IN LOVE THAT'S WHY HE KEEPS CALLING HIM HIS PARTNER

  • @theforgottencompanion
    @theforgottencompanion 5 років тому +353

    I still can’t believe that none of them pulled a Zazalil at 5:50 by giving each other a quick peck

  • @lyffiewalen
    @lyffiewalen 5 років тому +1691

    Curt Mega is weak and a coward for not being gay for evil Owen because me watching the line "no one's innocent" for the first time is the gayest I've ever been

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199  5 років тому +265

      Same but it’s the straightest I’ve ever been

    • @Dani-it9vc
      @Dani-it9vc 5 років тому +20

      @@spacetrashpile7199 Same

    • @silentwolf5368
      @silentwolf5368 5 років тому +58

      My breaking point was ,,Well look at you, without a clue" lol

    • @Phrose12
      @Phrose12 5 років тому +93

      Honestly, like im gay as hell but evil owen could get it

    • @HHSDaily
      @HHSDaily 5 років тому +51

      He was though. He was so strong it was tearing him apart to see his lover turn out this way

  • @lynchie2073
    @lynchie2073 5 років тому +582

    cue me picking up every hint first watch through but thinking itll only be subtext for them to ACTUALLY MAKE IT TEXT?? PLEASE AND THANK YOU TIN CAN BROS I LOVE YOU

    • @Hellooo134
      @Hellooo134 5 років тому +30

      "So you're into..."
      "Yeah"
      That's literally the whole point of that song.

    • @AD-dg3zz
      @AD-dg3zz 5 років тому +36

      I actually love this because not only am I not being treated like I'm crazy for noticing the gay subtext, but it actually turns out to be real?! VINDICATION!!
      This almost never happens in any other show/movie/game, so it's pretty refreshing.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 3 роки тому +5

      Cue me being impressed that they actually made it quietly clear, instead of leaving it to implications

    • @brya2054
      @brya2054 3 роки тому +1

      SAME

  • @paninmyface4310
    @paninmyface4310 5 років тому +2013

    nooo u could've said for 8 minutes STRAIGHT

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199  5 років тому +263

      I missed out you’re absolutely correct

    • @k0pstl939
      @k0pstl939 4 роки тому +17

      @@spacetrashpile7199 rename it

  • @komoriaibo-2086
    @komoriaibo-2086 5 років тому +286

    The
    "I'm- you're not my type"
    "I can tell,, so you're intoo?"
    "yeAH-"
    "Ah-"
    at 05:13 kills me every time man :")

  • @mystarsshinedarklyoverme5925
    @mystarsshinedarklyoverme5925 5 років тому +191

    I just realised he says "pass me one of the charges love" 100% a straight thing to say to your bro.

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 4 роки тому +47

      In the album, they never say what their record is *for*
      So it's just
      "Pass me one of the charges, love"
      "What's our record? Six minutes?"
      "I don't like that look in your eyes, yes six minutes"
      "You l o v e it. Think we can do it in five?"
      "Make it four."
      "Attaboy. Three it is."
      And uh
      That
      Doesn't sound like they're talking about escaping from a building.

    • @patuljastislon
      @patuljastislon 4 роки тому +11

      @@Ray-hk1zm BYE-

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname Рік тому +1

      I mean I'd say this to some of my friends,
      So yeah, it didn't strike me as odd in any way.

  • @djtherandomraven
    @djtherandomraven 5 років тому +622

    At the very least they could have kissed and THEN owen could die-

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199  5 років тому +105

      Galaxy brain

    • @djtherandomraven
      @djtherandomraven 5 років тому +82

      @@spacetrashpile7199 oof they just do and kurt mouth's "i love you" after it (either owen mouths it back or he doesn't,who cares-) and then he shoots owen
      Also i really just want him to outright yell "I AM GAY.STOP." because the poor boy is being hit on by too many women smh-

    • @AlexanderFaux
      @AlexanderFaux 5 років тому +30

      EXACTLY! I cant explain to you how much i was screaming at my screen while watching that. All i need in my life is a kiss between them. JUST ONE

    • @mason3461
      @mason3461 5 років тому +37

      dj Well, I mean, yelling that wouldn’t be a good idea given the context. In the time this takes place, tons of homosexuals were being fired as the government started searching for and firing them from government positions, or something like that.

    • @Siegfried1917
      @Siegfried1917 5 років тому +25

      @dj That wouldn't have made any sense considering that was the moment when they hated each other the most. You don't kiss someone you're about to kill and killing Owen was really the only logical thing to do for Curt, as painful as it is.

  • @danasumpter8839
    @danasumpter8839 5 років тому +308

    ”It’s time to get the girl again” whoops

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 5 років тому +46

      G - guy
      I - I'm into those
      R - really, I'm into them
      L - lemme taste that d*ck

    • @patuljastislon
      @patuljastislon 4 роки тому +39

      nah tati was talking about herself.. SHE'S gonna get the girl. plot twist!!

    • @danasumpter8839
      @danasumpter8839 4 роки тому +8

      satan on a diet TEA, I LOVE THAT

    • @erinw4935
      @erinw4935 3 роки тому +6

      Nah, it's accurate. Cynthia has a line where she tells Curt to "get the girl." As in, get Tatiana, because she has the bomb. Lol!

  • @fishsamurai4827
    @fishsamurai4827 5 років тому +156

    I have watched this musical 5 times and I never realized how ACTUALLY HANDSY THOSE BOYS ARE WITH EACH OTHER. Hanging out with my straight male friend group is actually destroying my gaydar wtf

  • @PandaGirlEllie
    @PandaGirlEllie 5 років тому +1149

    I didn’t even realise Owen refereed to curt as “love” at 1:22
    Damn I was so stupid

    • @shalev.
      @shalev. 5 років тому +11

      Same

    • @eylulatasoy132
      @eylulatasoy132 5 років тому +20

      I am SOOO stupid I didn’t hear him OMG

    • @AllonsyRapunzel
      @AllonsyRapunzel 5 років тому +116

      Tbf where I come from it's another way of saying mate so I didn't register it. However his accent suggests southern England whereas using "love" is a lot further north

    • @oleanderflower817
      @oleanderflower817 5 років тому +7

      He wasn't calling Curt love

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 5 років тому +51

      @@oleanderflower817 i think he was?? love in england is kind of a common pet name you'd use for someone close to you

  • @edgarallanpoestan
    @edgarallanpoestan 5 років тому +243

    Owen calling curt love is my favorite thing

  • @aoife8977
    @aoife8977 5 років тому +170

    My lesbian ass: watches this to remind myself that being gay has always been valid
    My lesbian ass: laughs at how bad these guys are at pretending to be straight
    My lesbian ass: hears Mary Kate's vocals
    Me: I understand the struggle

  • @merete2895
    @merete2895 5 років тому +632

    WhAtEvEr YoU dO iN tHe RuMpUs RoOm
    How have I never caught that?? 😂

    • @aliceswayer9979
      @aliceswayer9979 5 років тому +6

      i dont get 🙈 what does rumpus mean? (i tried too look it up on the internet and in a dictionary but i couldn´t find it)

    • @merete2895
      @merete2895 5 років тому +30

      @@aliceswayer9979 it's implying that *sexual* things go on in there😂

    • @lynchie2073
      @lynchie2073 5 років тому +45

      @@aliceswayer9979 a rumpus room is like a play area for kids. but her saying that him and his friends were in there is implying sexual situations

    • @aliceswayer9979
      @aliceswayer9979 5 років тому +4

      @@lynchie2073 ah okay thanx :) I´m actually german and guess what, we dont learn terms like this in school... but I stil have the internet so 😇😅

    • @ireallydontcare6608
      @ireallydontcare6608 4 роки тому +9

      That and "wrestling"

  • @gwenlumandas
    @gwenlumandas 5 років тому +274

    Curt: 🎵You’re cool with me?🎵
    Tatiana: 🎵Till the end!🎵

  • @gracelovatt7506
    @gracelovatt7506 4 роки тому +71

    Its nice that at the end cynthia fully acknowledges that curt and owen were gay but makes no remark but sends a condolence and treats him no differently

  • @ironicandpunny1080
    @ironicandpunny1080 5 років тому +195

    Yup, this is a heterosexual. Yup, yup, yup.

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 років тому +170

    “Me and my partner Owen” i just realized that works on 2 levels

    • @calamity2383
      @calamity2383 4 роки тому +22

      Actually they work for different agencies sooo

    • @phoebebaker4615
      @phoebebaker4615 4 роки тому +13

      They work for different country’s so they were never even partners

  • @lydiawinchester8448
    @lydiawinchester8448 5 років тому +67

    The fact that Curt Mega literally plays a character called Curt Mega still throws me off from time to time when I get these type of videos in my suggested :')

  • @erinab4295
    @erinab4295 5 років тому +172

    That last scene between Owen and Curt broke my heart oh lord help

    • @birdbird8364
      @birdbird8364 5 років тому +11

      It's been days and I'm still trying very hard not to collapse onto the floor in a blubbering mess

  • @Santiago-iv3bn
    @Santiago-iv3bn 5 років тому +107

    I watched the whole show the first time only understanding Curt was gay in the scene were him and Tatiana dont kiss, and let me tell you there is nothing more satisfying than watching it the second time around and noticing all the signs you missed

  • @arifalconer1654
    @arifalconer1654 5 років тому +50

    ''Barb are you having a stroke" I'M DEAD

  • @rend9624
    @rend9624 5 років тому +426

    Their faces got real close at 5:47 and I gasped real loud

  • @paperbag8790
    @paperbag8790 5 років тому +71

    Curt: “Doesn’t even matter if I killed my best friend”
    OWEN WOULD BEG TO DEFER

  • @InquieteNightshade
    @InquieteNightshade 4 роки тому +59

    OK, now that we have Curt/Owen angst, we need a prequel musical exploring wholesome Curt/Owen.

    • @fruitgummies9878
      @fruitgummies9878 4 роки тому +6

      honestly could anyone write a fanfic of them where owen doesn’t die and they get married and stuff please i need something

  • @allthewayfromatoz3855
    @allthewayfromatoz3855 5 років тому +59

    I literally mouthed "What about our secret" when it came on. That whole scene kills me every time!

  • @natalielol1139
    @natalielol1139 5 років тому +387

    yes,,, totally straight. _nothing_ to see here

  • @louie5647
    @louie5647 5 років тому +630

    SPOILER!!!
    I wanted them to kiss so bad instead of him just shooting Owen

    • @w4rz0
      @w4rz0 5 років тому +44

      I don't have the link but there's a good fanfic which does exactly that and then continues the story from there

    • @screamingostrich5244
      @screamingostrich5244 5 років тому +8

      @@w4rz0 if you find out or remember what it is, please send a link!

    • @anikathatweirdo423
      @anikathatweirdo423 5 років тому +73

      But you could you imagine if they curt kissed him as a goodbye and then shot him

    • @screamingostrich5244
      @screamingostrich5244 5 років тому +21

      @@anikathatweirdo423 please no, that's so sad

    • @caitlinsloan2475
      @caitlinsloan2475 5 років тому +25

      Screaming Ostrich
      archiveofourown.org/works/16564862/chapters/38813483
      I think they mean this one? It’s very very very good and I love it

  • @TindraSan
    @TindraSan 4 роки тому +41

    "Some secrets aren't yours to share" god that hit so hard.

  • @ratatoskclarke4534
    @ratatoskclarke4534 5 років тому +144

    wow curt mega??? 100% hetero man???? reAlLy? I never would have thunk it

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +10

      Dude I have no clue what you're talking about he's so damn straight you can smell much hetero in his uhh being a person.

    • @malaizze
      @malaizze 5 років тому +13

      @@Ray-hk1zm, _he's so loyal to his woman he watches porn with no girls in it_

    • @patuljastislon
      @patuljastislon 4 роки тому

      thunk im crying

  • @translucentbear
    @translucentbear 5 років тому +29

    "You're not my type."
    "I can tell. So, you're into-?"
    "Yeah."

  • @sophia-wm3sf
    @sophia-wm3sf 5 років тому +45

    i was convinced to watch this musical after watching a starkid/tcb compilation and a clip of curt and owen played and i was like “oo gay content ? prolly not but i want to ship it ugh” and hHHH BOY WAS I IN FOR A RIDE

    • @duckinahurry4630
      @duckinahurry4630 4 роки тому +1

      Thats so me, this is the reason why I watch so much stuff, but it’s almost always subtext!!!

  • @samr3532
    @samr3532 5 років тому +53

    I can't be the only one that loves their little dance at 0:35

  • @dagnyholt8705
    @dagnyholt8705 Рік тому +11

    4:28 “he’s my bbbe….partner Owen” he doesn’t know whether to say boyfriend or best friend so he settles on partner because that’s all encompassing!! ugh I’m crying

  • @skylarvinson3966
    @skylarvinson3966 5 років тому +45

    I stan a gay spy. My heart was BROKEN.

  • @DustySprinkles
    @DustySprinkles 4 роки тому +22

    Owen calling Curt "Love" makes my day every single time. It's just so adorable omg.

  • @icarus4549
    @icarus4549 4 роки тому +31

    Ah yes. Curt Mega, the straightest of straight men. As straight as me, if not straighter, I would say. 10/10 very heterosexual.

  • @ironicappreciation4374
    @ironicappreciation4374 5 років тому +50

    The entirety of not doing this should be in here

  • @siariele4592
    @siariele4592 5 років тому +42

    What a 100% heterosexual man™

  • @myrandajo9280
    @myrandajo9280 5 років тому +124

    now this... this is beautiful

  • @danielleclayton7714
    @danielleclayton7714 5 років тому +58

    I thought this video was going to be him pretending to be straight and it only lasted 8 minutes

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199  5 років тому +24

      HDHSHSJSSJ that is also a good video but it would’ve never made it to 8 minutes

    • @d.lan3y
      @d.lan3y 4 роки тому

      So, the casino scene?

  • @ezelfrancisco1349
    @ezelfrancisco1349 3 роки тому +9

    “Two spies, chillin’ in a compound, five apart coz they’re not gay.”

  • @georgesmith4307
    @georgesmith4307 4 роки тому +34

    It's funny that this is a "heterosexual" compilation but the way Curt sings, "get my life RIGHT again" at 2:34 literally turned me gay 🤔

    • @michaelmells6080
      @michaelmells6080 3 роки тому +3

      With that... that... THAT BEARD THOUGH!?!??

    • @georgesmith4307
      @georgesmith4307 3 роки тому +1

      @@michaelmells6080 idk man, its the voice

    • @michaelmells6080
      @michaelmells6080 3 роки тому +1

      @@georgesmith4307 yeah.
      BUT THAT BEARD!!!! I realized that I was gay the moment that Owen walked on stage.

  • @abbyj4108
    @abbyj4108 4 роки тому +11

    The ‘no’ at 1:58 always fucking kills me, he sounds so heartbroken

  • @cjgrammer
    @cjgrammer 4 роки тому +10

    watching these scenes with the context of curt being gay makes SO MUCH sense (i.e. “we’re talking about fighting, right?”)

  • @talanium
    @talanium 5 років тому +46

    Yes. Heterosexual. Not gay. No. This is purely straight. Nothing homosexual going on here. No siree.

  • @hollyrandomnumbers
    @hollyrandomnumbers 4 роки тому +20

    I can’t believe Owen and Curt only had 8 minutes on stage with each other

  • @mistyclouds4737
    @mistyclouds4737 5 років тому +123

    Spies are Forever=Captain America: Winter Soldier, change my mind

    • @taez177
      @taez177 4 роки тому

      Oh my gosh you just opened my eyes
      I love this

    • @mylahobbit1815
      @mylahobbit1815 4 роки тому +4

      captain america tws wishes it could be spies are forever

    • @lost-for-me
      @lost-for-me 2 роки тому

      3 years late but, consider this:
      Spies are Forever > Captain America: Winter Soldier
      (I love Cap but c'mon)

  • @sarahsmith2583
    @sarahsmith2583 5 років тому +15

    "WHATEVER YOU BOYS DO IN THE RUMPUS ROOM" HOW DID I MISS THIS??!!

  • @veelol8679
    @veelol8679 4 роки тому +9

    Why did it take me 5 minutes of watching this video going "but that's so gay?" Before I realised the title was sarcastic i-

  • @akkadia_6605
    @akkadia_6605 2 роки тому +6

    This video made me notice ANOTHER detail.
    If you listen closely Curt puts on a BRITISH ACCENT for 'always end on a high note.' I didn't notice it until I listened to Brick Satellite, but it's there.

  • @rine6740
    @rine6740 5 років тому +15

    My god that intro credit scene is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I love it.

  • @mehspacedorito
    @mehspacedorito 5 років тому +84

    what a hawt str8 mail XDDDD

  • @hiddenshadowgirl3113
    @hiddenshadowgirl3113 5 років тому +91

    Wait so I already watched the musical but now I’m kinda confused...is this about spies?

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 5 років тому +17

      No.

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 4 роки тому +8

      @Sarah Hamilfan No, no, I think this is the one about Aladdin, but, like, Wicked.

    • @clairehampton5871
      @clairehampton5871 4 роки тому +2

      No
      👎🏻

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ray-hk1zm No, I think this is about some blue shit and singing zombies

    • @cyndymyers8916
      @cyndymyers8916 Рік тому

      No it's actually a PSA for littering

  • @mgarcia3138
    @mgarcia3138 4 роки тому +10

    I shouldve known from the completely heterosexual dance in the beginning

  • @abbyjenkins9839
    @abbyjenkins9839 5 років тому +10

    it’s no easy task burying your ex-lover who returned from the grave to kill you

  • @lizzyserf
    @lizzyserf 5 років тому +9

    I saw the title and then the thumbnail and went "Wait a minute, that can't be right." And then I realized what this was.

  • @ariel683
    @ariel683 4 роки тому +6

    ya''ll. dma checks to see if his mask is still on when curt has his gay flashback in front of him and says "owen"

  • @AlexanderFaux
    @AlexanderFaux 5 років тому +26

    I'm crying and I'm not completely sure why,,,I just love my gay boys so much (even though owen kinda went a little crazy but i can forgive him cuz there is no use being angry at a dead man)

    • @dan-gy4vu
      @dan-gy4vu 5 років тому +3

      GaY wHeRe?! I onLy sEE hETERoSrxUliTy!!!!!! 1!1!!1!1

  • @jack_of_the_cards
    @jack_of_the_cards 3 роки тому +5

    Barb: *flirts *
    Curt: *confused in gay *

  • @jana7359
    @jana7359 5 років тому +11

    The straightest straight to ever straight.
    Gosh dang it I mixed up gay and straight again, didn't I?

  • @arianamadhok1805
    @arianamadhok1805 5 років тому +11

    The entire of one step ahead and spies are forever (the song) is so gay and I am so here for it

  • @inerciasart
    @inerciasart 4 роки тому +10

    One step ahead is a very heterosexual song

  • @tove_and_war
    @tove_and_war 5 років тому +201

    spoilERS although if youre here im guessing you already saw it
    i HIGHKEY wanted him to kiss then shot Owen

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199  5 років тому +29

      I think we all did

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +17

      I highkey want him to kiss Owen and save him from himself and marry him and make him a good boi again.

    • @tove_and_war
      @tove_and_war 5 років тому +8

      @@Ray-hk1zm thatd be a happy ending but the d r a m a and a n g s t it is g o o d

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 5 років тому +10

      @@tove_and_war But we can't kill off Gay British Joey!!!

    • @johannaplockl463
      @johannaplockl463 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, me too 😂
      But I have to say, as characters we want them to kiss, but as tin can brothers yk, it's a bit awkward when you have to kiss your friend on stage and get filmed, and watched and shipped by many many people 🤔😂

  • @ReddCrystal
    @ReddCrystal 4 роки тому +9

    *Completely heterosexual dancing*

  • @TheJuliana0901
    @TheJuliana0901 5 років тому +47

    the vídeo i knew I wanted and needed. thank you

  • @asterliketheflower6060
    @asterliketheflower6060 4 роки тому +8

    Me: visibly gay and cringes when called a girl
    My whole family: ahhh, a beautiful heterosexual cisgendered young woman

  • @sksury3067
    @sksury3067 5 років тому +8

    Curt: *cheerful tone* Remember kids! Don't liter!
    Curt: *dead ass tone* or else your petty ass boyfriend will come back from the dead and try to kill you in a shitty revenge...
    Curt: *lightly kicks Owen's newly-shot body*
    Curt:
    Curt: fukin bitch had me mourning him for four years

  • @loglog1954
    @loglog1954 5 років тому +28

    THE BEST COMPILATION

  • @pebbl_eeater
    @pebbl_eeater 5 років тому +10

    3:52 always makes me CRY
    Edit:waIT I NEVER NOTICED 7:44 OH MY _GOD_

  • @awkwardlife1855
    @awkwardlife1855 4 роки тому +6

    1:21 Owen called him "love"...I'm not okay

  • @meredythwithay5187
    @meredythwithay5187 4 роки тому +5

    I didn't even put it together until their fight scene in the end of act 2. I'm a certified dumbass.

  • @sournova
    @sournova 4 роки тому +7

    Yoooooo! I've just realised why he see Owen right after grabbing T's arm, it's cause in the first song curt grabs Owens seem the exact same way!!

  • @maybeilikedyourstupidface5507
    @maybeilikedyourstupidface5507 5 років тому +26

    curt megagirl

  • @julietodd2567
    @julietodd2567 4 роки тому +9

    Yes agent curt mega is definitely the most straight of men

  • @arqueeevist
    @arqueeevist 5 років тому +11

    Completely heterosexual. Hes in the closet and the door is locked

  • @hannahbarch4695
    @hannahbarch4695 5 років тому +15

    This is a whole ass mood

  • @callmebecauseIvehitagreatdepre
    @callmebecauseIvehitagreatdepre 5 років тому +29

    Yea...but...
    Owen...
    Also, he does say about it being over between him and Owen...then he slaps him. Owen?

  • @yodelgoats790
    @yodelgoats790 5 років тому +25

    so youre into--- yeah.

  • @TheMenasaur
    @TheMenasaur 5 років тому +39

    God bless this video, and God bless Kathryn Miller

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle 5 років тому +7

    First time watching I kept being like "there is so much sexual tension here"