"Legal Documents" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (King Baby)

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  • @samichgrrl
    @samichgrrl 4 роки тому +166

    I just love the voice over he does as an audience member, "that joke doesn't make sense!"

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому +13

      And the high voice he does it in....may be half the secret of his success....and nobody else has that!

    • @litty4553
      @litty4553 2 роки тому +2

      @@linshanhsiang facts facts facts!!! I was looking for this comment, that voice is addictive!!!

    • @ritageorge8748
      @ritageorge8748 2 роки тому +2

      That's the best I've watched his horse one 3times as I've stop it go for a kleenex play it again-1 of his best&does not work is so-rt up there too

    • @lostwithjack14
      @lostwithjack14 2 роки тому +1

      Those are my favorite!

    • @AlystrZelland
      @AlystrZelland 2 роки тому +3

      ​@linshanhsiang I've always thought it's a little bit audience, it's a little bit Jeannie when he does the falsetto, especially when he's addressing himself: "Jim..."

  • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
    @user-yw4fh4pw3q 2 роки тому +75

    I couldn't keep up with him. I was still laughing like 4 jokes back. He brings me such joy.

    • @stoictraveler1
      @stoictraveler1 Рік тому +3

      Yeah the laughs string together and overlap.

  • @tkpartida
    @tkpartida 4 роки тому +126

    Gaffigan's comedy is my therapy.

  • @litty4553
    @litty4553 2 роки тому +19

    This man ought to be proud of himself, his imagination and humor are quite literally saving lives out there!

  • @hh7407
    @hh7407 4 роки тому +67

    Just when I think he can't make me laugh any harder.....he succeeded throughout this whole performance. Jim Gaffigan is the miracle cure for quarantine blues.

    • @twoboysmom7423
      @twoboysmom7423 Рік тому +3

      I agree.. not just quarantine but also when you are stressed

  • @dovewatkins8391
    @dovewatkins8391 4 роки тому +375

    I've learned not to drink anything while watching jim gaffigan ;)

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 роки тому +11

      I loathe being a slow learner. Hope I graduate someday. ;)

    • @Britta_no_filter
      @Britta_no_filter 3 роки тому +13

      I clicked on this video with a mouthful of mouthwash-let’s just say I had some close calls 😂

    • @doobiewonkanooby
      @doobiewonkanooby 3 роки тому +4

      So true! You can’t drink or eat lol 😂

    • @pytcindy
      @pytcindy 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Golfjunkee69
      @Golfjunkee69 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @russellshourd633
    @russellshourd633 3 роки тому +34

    Jim Gaffigan ALWAYS delivers!

  • @johnsimpson7437
    @johnsimpson7437 4 роки тому +120

    Jim,
    you are a breath of fresh air in a world where the air is contaminated by a deadly virus.

    • @gegervary
      @gegervary 3 роки тому +2

      It’s people’s minds that are contaminated.

    • @Jondsmusic
      @Jondsmusic 2 роки тому +1

      @@gegervary exactly! A virus that has a 99% cure rate is hardly deadly. Aka the flu!

    • @jimmcritchie1727
      @jimmcritchie1727 2 роки тому +3

      Thanks

    • @FirstLast-eg8mb
      @FirstLast-eg8mb 2 роки тому +1

      I love you

    • @paularhodes1997
      @paularhodes1997 Рік тому

      Absolutely & it is so kind of him to help us laugh, in a time where not a whole lot has been funny. Love ya sir! 😊

  • @georgestanko2523
    @georgestanko2523 4 роки тому +63

    amazing talent Mr. Gaffigan! Im 49 and youre one of the best/funniest Ive ever known.

  • @geoffhennessy275
    @geoffhennessy275 4 роки тому +91

    "Organic means twice as expensive." I actually used that in my Food Technology Class in High school.

  • @julitosnijders3623
    @julitosnijders3623 3 роки тому +9

    This Guy is amazing

  • @liberatedlady4689
    @liberatedlady4689 4 роки тому +23

    Crying laughing so, dang hard! Twine! Garage bags, holy moly! Love your comedy routine.

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi 3 роки тому +27

    Lol, dammit Jim, I spit out my drink when you said, look under his arm he’s smothering an owl, 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheMercilessEye
    @TheMercilessEye 4 роки тому +23

    Very few people can make me laugh anymore. Thank you so much, Jim.

  • @aselcukur9602
    @aselcukur9602 4 роки тому +122

    “It‘s hard to find time to work out...when you really don‘t want to“
    I feel personally attacked 😂

  • @sanstar2007
    @sanstar2007 3 роки тому +5

    My favorite comedian.

  • @никита-север
    @никита-север 3 роки тому +5

    Gaffigan ROCKES!!! He is THE BEST!!! He is one of very few people I don’t feel bad about that he has a lot of kids.

  • @randallzamora1660
    @randallzamora1660 3 роки тому +8

    Amazing talent. Best medicine for stress is laugh. Thanks

  • @olhesty2196
    @olhesty2196 3 роки тому +17

    Jim, you are absolutely brilliant. I cannot imagine how you come up with your work, and even more so how well you deliver it. You have always been my absolute favorite comedian.

  • @tastymouse
    @tastymouse 4 роки тому +69

    This one was on a whole new level of hilarious, even by Jim standards!

  • @davidbakke9293
    @davidbakke9293 3 роки тому +4

    He is great for basically all people

  • @michellepost5232
    @michellepost5232 4 роки тому +8

    We have the very same ball of twine we bought during 1980. It's something you don't need each day, so it rarely gets used.

  • @suzanne4504
    @suzanne4504 2 роки тому +20

    Okay this is so good I am laughing so hard. Thanks Jim. It's February 2022. I'm here in Michigan with cold, snow and 7 degrees. So, I am in my bed under several quilts laughing out loud. 😁

  • @yeah4me2
    @yeah4me2 2 роки тому +2

    He's his own heckler

  • @kimakiniifriends
    @kimakiniifriends 3 роки тому +15

    Jim never fails to make me laugh. This set is fire

  • @lulufavs4519
    @lulufavs4519 2 роки тому +2

    Love the heckler voice! Funny!

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 4 роки тому +134

    Maybe I should clean myself before I clean the garbage, lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gwho
      @gwho 4 роки тому +2

      i do not get this one.

    • @Mary_O
      @Mary_O 4 роки тому +1

      @@gwho- garbage is garbage. It's going in a dumpster and then to a landfill. Who cares what shape it's in?

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mary_O It's recyclable, technically not garbage, but it's a JOKE.

    • @leaaugusta9924
      @leaaugusta9924 3 роки тому +1

      @@gwho what is not to understand?

    • @maureenschofield4784
      @maureenschofield4784 3 роки тому +1

      @@gwho many recycling places want you to rinse out the cans

  • @alexiabonnici2142
    @alexiabonnici2142 3 роки тому +14

    I laughed from beginning to end. Thanks Jim!

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 Рік тому +1

    My go-to light moment. Thx Jim.

  • @jackedkerouac4414
    @jackedkerouac4414 4 роки тому +7

    "Twine and rock candy" LOL!!

  • @waldo9498
    @waldo9498 4 роки тому +35

    Great way to start the day, thanks Jim!

    • @HisWordisLife4U
      @HisWordisLife4U 4 роки тому +3

      Is that a basenji? I had one growing up that looked like that. Great dogs.

    • @waldo9498
      @waldo9498 4 роки тому +2

      1234constantine Yes! I’ve had 3 rescue basenjis over the years. Love them so much. 😊

    • @HisWordisLife4U
      @HisWordisLife4U 4 роки тому +3

      @@waldo9498 The one you have pictured he looks like my childhood dog. I loved her so much. She would come in my room and comfort me when I was crying on my bed after getting in trouble with my parents. She was so smart and empathetic. She used to chase the car when the family tried to leave her home until we let here in. She was so fast!!! She would tear around the house sideways, so full of energy and personality. You must live somewhere with a lot of space if you have three basenjis, Never a dull moment at your house!!!LOL

    • @Gloriagal78
      @Gloriagal78 2 роки тому +1

      @@HisWordisLife4U We had a Basenji as well. I love their vocalization and cute little tail!🥰

  • @jeanneroy1494
    @jeanneroy1494 4 роки тому +11

    Thanks, Jim (& family) for providing such great comedy during this time. Really love it!

  • @hanasakicho1964
    @hanasakicho1964 4 роки тому +17

    The little house on the prairie and the urinal cake references.... LMAO

  • @janemargolis2428
    @janemargolis2428 4 роки тому +16

    Thank you so much for posting this material. It is helping me cope with this crappy pandemic.

  • @dizzolve
    @dizzolve 2 роки тому +6

    I love your comedy Jim. You've been consistent through the years ........and consistently hilarious.

  • @luckylady7542
    @luckylady7542 4 роки тому +8

    😂🤣😂🤣 as always hilarious. Love you and your family Jim. Thanks

  • @SusanFinnigan
    @SusanFinnigan 9 місяців тому +1

    There is NO ONE on earth funnier 😂

  • @jaredclement6678
    @jaredclement6678 3 роки тому +2

    So much love 😅😆

  • @MyName-zd9pe
    @MyName-zd9pe 3 роки тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣 Thank you. God bless you and your family. ✝️🙏🇺🇸

  • @ArmandoTalavera
    @ArmandoTalavera 4 роки тому +9

    Thank you for doing this Jim. You are amazing 👏

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 роки тому +30

    I really laughed through this...the one we can all relate to is waiting for our prescription by the basketball playing pharmacist!

  • @meyakabrown795
    @meyakabrown795 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks for making me spew beer through my nose. Much appreciated. 🤣👍

  • @MayThereBeWorldPeace
    @MayThereBeWorldPeace 2 роки тому +4

    You need to sign here▶️
    And here⬆️ Here⬅️
    Plus over here🔃
    Yay, you did it👏

  • @elaineharris8731
    @elaineharris8731 2 роки тому +26

    When I began having PTSD symptoms I stopped smiling and laughing. I recognized jokes as funny but never laughed, 15 years later I actually chuckle a little, this man is so funny.

    • @Joy.Elizabeth
      @Joy.Elizabeth Рік тому

      That's great! he def makes us laugh. my hubby n I love listening to Jim. if youve listened to all his specials n are looking for other great comedians I highly recommend fluffy Gabriel Iglesias if u haven't heard his stuff he's really funny too! also love dry bar comedy channel lots of great comedians there too. Jose Sarduy n Jessie Campbell are two of our favorites on there. hope u can find more that make you laugh n find relief from ur ptsd! 💜🙏

    • @Lucilletoo
      @Lucilletoo 7 місяців тому +1

      I hope you're feeling better 🙂

  • @evolu9660
    @evolu9660 4 роки тому +5

    You rock Jimmy!

  • @Mary_O
    @Mary_O 4 роки тому +16

    Once again I made the mistake of eating while watching and spit my granola on my bathrobe when you mentioned the guy who "takes his garbage for a ride" and suddenly decides, "You're getting out right here!"😳

    • @eej902
      @eej902 3 роки тому +2

      "Hey- if you're not talkin', you're walkin'!!" "...that doesn't even make sense!"

  • @bobcat9314
    @bobcat9314 2 роки тому +1

    Twine...that killed me..thank you Mr.G..these videos are the perfect medicine

  • @markmartin5765
    @markmartin5765 4 роки тому +5

    I love this mans humor !!

  • @V13-m2z
    @V13-m2z 4 роки тому +6

    You're the best! Thanks for the laughs ~

  • @jillrouton4097
    @jillrouton4097 3 роки тому +4

    Hysterical and spot on!!

  • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
    @montanaelkwhisperer1744 2 роки тому +5

    "Just hanging out with the condoms!" I laughed a little bit of poop out of myself!

  • @seanaxner4093
    @seanaxner4093 2 роки тому +1

    I love him

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 4 роки тому +5

    Another good one Jim!

  • @alaskaheidi2955
    @alaskaheidi2955 4 роки тому +3

    Oh holy crud, so relatable!! 😂😂

  • @Martymooseyepthatsme
    @Martymooseyepthatsme 4 роки тому +6

    “If yer not talkin’, yer walkin’!”

  • @myfairlahey5738
    @myfairlahey5738 2 роки тому +2

    I love you Jim...clean comedy that is hysterical....just what we need

  • @AGalahcalledSammi
    @AGalahcalledSammi 3 роки тому +3

    Here in Australia urinal cakes are referred to as 'trough lollies'.

  • @jpallen719
    @jpallen719 3 роки тому +1

    I love you Jim!!

  • @Sloppyjoe-rf6ur
    @Sloppyjoe-rf6ur 4 роки тому +4

    This was amazing

  • @sharoneaston9215
    @sharoneaston9215 4 роки тому +4

    Love your humor!

  • @JohnaLonggood-em7wj
    @JohnaLonggood-em7wj Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the laughs! 😂

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 4 роки тому +137

    I'm not out of shape. A pear is a perfectly good shape. Start worrying when you're a rhombus.

  • @leoromanoff9167
    @leoromanoff9167 3 роки тому +6

    You know Jim, I was born, march __ 2000 and a couple of days later as I was finally able to legally drink the world shut down. This was the most ironic and funniest moments of my life explains how I am really 21. Anyways love your content, see ya 'round chief!

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 роки тому +3

    Enjoyed your video gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @nancysuesmith5004
    @nancysuesmith5004 4 роки тому +3

    Thx for sharing

  • @margaritaalvarez3766
    @margaritaalvarez3766 4 роки тому +11

    “At one time there were people sneaking in to work out. That’s like breaking in to The Gap to fold sweaters.”

  • @imaboygenius
    @imaboygenius Рік тому +2

    You have me laughing and crying 😅

  • @scottthomas6682
    @scottthomas6682 4 роки тому +5

    Very hilarious routine

  • @TheGreatGig73
    @TheGreatGig73 3 роки тому +10

    I don't know how he he is able to do his standup with a straight face. I could not repeat his lines without laughing. He is the best!

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 4 роки тому +6

    Good stuff Jim 🤘

  • @P-Bear1632
    @P-Bear1632 Рік тому +1

    Okay… at my age, Jim has the power to make me snorcalate from both ends, but it is sooooo worth it. Always gets me-thanks!

  • @katherenewedic8076
    @katherenewedic8076 4 роки тому +43

    The wait at pharmacies is based mostly on how fast insurance companies oks scripts.

    • @paulhartson1
      @paulhartson1 4 роки тому +3

      wow messed up! i didnt know that!

    • @kjaxky
      @kjaxky 4 роки тому +4

      Welcome to the United Stupids of America, ridiculous! that crap should. Be authorized at the Doctors office , as they are in Canada! The only reason.you wait more than 5 min in Vancouver is if they can't read what it says , it's a opiat , or if there's a ton of orders ahead of yours , not.aome stupid insurance company .

    • @julivictoria4501
      @julivictoria4501 4 роки тому +4

      False. I've worked as a certified pharmacy tech. Ur ins okay's it in the first 2minutes. Us techs do all the work but the pharmacist must sign off. Why would he/she rush?

  • @justgno4242
    @justgno4242 4 роки тому +15

    "I'll clear cut this forest, you drive an SUV" 😆

  • @deborahcorrigan613
    @deborahcorrigan613 2 роки тому +1

    Love you Jim gaffigan!

  • @BornAgainFarmGirl
    @BornAgainFarmGirl 4 роки тому +5

    Really great Jim ❤️ !

  • @probablepaul1357
    @probablepaul1357 4 роки тому +3

    You really work hard to keep up the shop during the "You Know What". It will reward You. Over Time. Overtime.

  • @peekaboots01
    @peekaboots01 4 роки тому +1

    Love him😍

  • @HighOnLife1985
    @HighOnLife1985 4 роки тому +11

    2:40 EVERYthing he says in his act here about no garbage bags in the can is dead on precise.

  • @Flyingferrets5
    @Flyingferrets5 4 роки тому +1

    Love the Spongebob Essay Thumbnail XD

  • @kent266
    @kent266 2 роки тому +1

    OMG. I clicked on this video and one minute later I'm laughing my a** off.

  • @dianeogborn1639
    @dianeogborn1639 3 роки тому +2

    I laughed out loud listening to this!

  • @suzanne4504
    @suzanne4504 2 роки тому +3

    I so enjoy you! I laugh all the way to the end 😅

  • @d.taygray1250
    @d.taygray1250 2 роки тому +1

    Jim is the best. Am I being followed? By a pine tree? 😄😄😄

  • @kevangunn7163
    @kevangunn7163 4 роки тому +52

    I have never heard one of Jims stories, where a cuss would have made it funnier, in 2020, that is some achievement.

    • @eej902
      @eej902 3 роки тому +2

      "What is that, sh...akespeare??"

    • @tonygrowley5275
      @tonygrowley5275 3 роки тому +1

      No one dives a f**k..

    • @kevangunn7163
      @kevangunn7163 3 роки тому +1

      @@eej902 Just an opinion, try it sometime!

  • @WalkingTall-f1j
    @WalkingTall-f1j 2 роки тому +1

    First it was Richard Pryor, then Eddie Murphy, now The Kang is Jim Gaffigan!!

  • @TwoFuzzies
    @TwoFuzzies 3 роки тому +10

    I laughed so hard so many times 🤣

  • @MadelineTasquin
    @MadelineTasquin 4 роки тому +3

    Love yer work Jim :) You inspire me to work out. 🤓 (Hey just FYI the circular subscribe button end card seems to be is missing on the vids with this outro...). Thx fer the laughs ♥️

  • @steffins3203
    @steffins3203 4 роки тому +8

    Thanks for being a patriot Jim.

  • @SK-le1gm
    @SK-le1gm 2 роки тому +1

    classic Gaffigan right here 😂

  • @randomaxe662
    @randomaxe662 4 роки тому +5

    Ugh, I'm getting an ice cream headache from laughing so much. How much is too much Gaffine?

  • @Vanzgardian1
    @Vanzgardian1 3 роки тому +9

    186 people who disliked this have no soul.

  • @econhelp583
    @econhelp583 2 роки тому +1

    Very funny, thanks!

  • @grateful3801
    @grateful3801 2 роки тому +1

    “I don’t wanna!”…..Hahaaa

  • @liz-cf2rv
    @liz-cf2rv 4 роки тому +2

    I tot can relate to the recycling!!

  • @bansheemania1692
    @bansheemania1692 4 роки тому +2

    That Twine bit🤣👊 Now our garbage has to be Weighed...what a crock

  • @salsabeatrice9871
    @salsabeatrice9871 4 роки тому +1

    OMG, you are hilarious, the pharmacist, it’s just like that....

  • @ouijacorn
    @ouijacorn 2 роки тому +1

    No joke, this video reminded me to take my medication. Thanks Jim!

  • @Yophillips3272
    @Yophillips3272 2 роки тому +2

    He's so funny.

  • @bobmalack481
    @bobmalack481 Рік тому

    The pharmacist bit and the metal chair..LOL!

  • @landong99
    @landong99 4 роки тому +14

    The Dora theme is one of my favorite parts of this bit 😂