"Legal Documents" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (King Baby)
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- Опубліковано 24 лип 2024
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BEYOND THE PALE
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - Розваги
I've learned not to drink anything while watching jim gaffigan ;)
I loathe being a slow learner. Hope I graduate someday. ;)
I clicked on this video with a mouthful of mouthwash-let’s just say I had some close calls 😂
So true! You can’t drink or eat lol 😂
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I just love the voice over he does as an audience member, "that joke doesn't make sense!"
And the high voice he does it in....may be half the secret of his success....and nobody else has that!
@@linshanhsiang facts facts facts!!! I was looking for this comment, that voice is addictive!!!
That's the best I've watched his horse one 3times as I've stop it go for a kleenex play it again-1 of his best&does not work is so-rt up there too
Those are my favorite!
@linshanhsiang I've always thought it's a little bit audience, it's a little bit Jeannie when he does the falsetto, especially when he's addressing himself: "Jim..."
I couldn't keep up with him. I was still laughing like 4 jokes back. He brings me such joy.
Yeah the laughs string together and overlap.
Gaffigan's comedy is my therapy.
"Organic means twice as expensive." I actually used that in my Food Technology Class in High school.
"Twine and rock candy" LOL!!
When I began having PTSD symptoms I stopped smiling and laughing. I recognized jokes as funny but never laughed, 15 years later I actually chuckle a little, this man is so funny.
That's great! he def makes us laugh. my hubby n I love listening to Jim. if youve listened to all his specials n are looking for other great comedians I highly recommend fluffy Gabriel Iglesias if u haven't heard his stuff he's really funny too! also love dry bar comedy channel lots of great comedians there too. Jose Sarduy n Jessie Campbell are two of our favorites on there. hope u can find more that make you laugh n find relief from ur ptsd! 💜🙏
I hope you're feeling better 🙂
Lol, dammit Jim, I spit out my drink when you said, look under his arm he’s smothering an owl, 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣
This man ought to be proud of himself, his imagination and humor are quite literally saving lives out there!
Jim Gaffigan ALWAYS delivers!
Just when I think he can't make me laugh any harder.....he succeeded throughout this whole performance. Jim Gaffigan is the miracle cure for quarantine blues.
I agree.. not just quarantine but also when you are stressed
This Guy is amazing
Jim,
you are a breath of fresh air in a world where the air is contaminated by a deadly virus.
It’s people’s minds that are contaminated.
@@gegervary exactly! A virus that has a 99% cure rate is hardly deadly. Aka the flu!
Thanks
I love you
Absolutely & it is so kind of him to help us laugh, in a time where not a whole lot has been funny. Love ya sir! 😊
“It‘s hard to find time to work out...when you really don‘t want to“
I feel personally attacked 😂
It's always all about you, isn't it?
I felt understood...
So it's not just me 🤣
This one was on a whole new level of hilarious, even by Jim standards!
Maybe I should clean myself before I clean the garbage, lol 🤣🤣🤣
i do not get this one.
@@gwho- garbage is garbage. It's going in a dumpster and then to a landfill. Who cares what shape it's in?
@@Mary_O It's recyclable, technically not garbage, but it's a JOKE.
@@gwho what is not to understand?
@@gwho many recycling places want you to rinse out the cans
Crying laughing so, dang hard! Twine! Garage bags, holy moly! Love your comedy routine.
He is great for basically all people
Okay this is so good I am laughing so hard. Thanks Jim. It's February 2022. I'm here in Michigan with cold, snow and 7 degrees. So, I am in my bed under several quilts laughing out loud. 😁
Very few people can make me laugh anymore. Thank you so much, Jim.
The little house on the prairie and the urinal cake references.... LMAO
Here in Australia urinal cakes are referred to as 'trough lollies'.
amazing talent Mr. Gaffigan! Im 49 and youre one of the best/funniest Ive ever known.
I’m 64 and he’s the funniest.
186 people who disliked this have no soul.
We have the very same ball of twine we bought during 1980. It's something you don't need each day, so it rarely gets used.
"Why does it take five hours to put six pills in an orange cup?" Lost my shit.
tossing to the cup. LOL
I really laughed through this...the one we can all relate to is waiting for our prescription by the basketball playing pharmacist!
Gaffigan ROCKES!!! He is THE BEST!!! He is one of very few people I don’t feel bad about that he has a lot of kids.
"Just hanging out with the condoms!" I laughed a little bit of poop out of myself!
My favorite comedian.
"I'll clear cut this forest, you drive an SUV" 😆
Everyone hates lawyers..........until they need one.
Thanks for making me spew beer through my nose. Much appreciated. 🤣👍
Jim never fails to make me laugh. This set is fire
Very hilarious routine
I laughed from beginning to end. Thanks Jim!
Jim, you are absolutely brilliant. I cannot imagine how you come up with your work, and even more so how well you deliver it. You have always been my absolute favorite comedian.
“If yer not talkin’, yer walkin’!”
Amazing talent. Best medicine for stress is laugh. Thanks
The wait at pharmacies is based mostly on how fast insurance companies oks scripts.
wow messed up! i didnt know that!
Welcome to the United Stupids of America, ridiculous! that crap should. Be authorized at the Doctors office , as they are in Canada! The only reason.you wait more than 5 min in Vancouver is if they can't read what it says , it's a opiat , or if there's a ton of orders ahead of yours , not.aome stupid insurance company .
False. I've worked as a certified pharmacy tech. Ur ins okay's it in the first 2minutes. Us techs do all the work but the pharmacist must sign off. Why would he/she rush?
2:40 EVERYthing he says in his act here about no garbage bags in the can is dead on precise.
Oh holy crud, so relatable!! 😂😂
I laughed so hard so many times 🤣
You have me laughing and crying 😅
I'm not out of shape. A pear is a perfectly good shape. Start worrying when you're a rhombus.
I a rhombus, but 20 minute workout sounds like a LONG time!
Or you start looking like your food, such as a toroid 🍩
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lol!!!
😂🤣😂🤣 as always hilarious. Love you and your family Jim. Thanks
The Dora theme is one of my favorite parts of this bit 😂
OMG. I clicked on this video and one minute later I'm laughing my a** off.
I don't know how he he is able to do his standup with a straight face. I could not repeat his lines without laughing. He is the best!
I love this mans humor !!
classic Gaffigan right here 😂
You rock Jimmy!
I have never heard one of Jims stories, where a cuss would have made it funnier, in 2020, that is some achievement.
"What is that, sh...akespeare??"
No one dives a f**k..
@@eej902 Just an opinion, try it sometime!
Ugh, I'm getting an ice cream headache from laughing so much. How much is too much Gaffine?
“I don’t know why, but I want to have breakfast with that guy!” (Bacon-scented deodorant 😂)
Thanks, Jim (& family) for providing such great comedy during this time. Really love it!
I love you Jim!!
🤣🤣🤣 Thank you. God bless you and your family. ✝️🙏🇺🇸
Once again I made the mistake of eating while watching and spit my granola on my bathrobe when you mentioned the guy who "takes his garbage for a ride" and suddenly decides, "You're getting out right here!"😳
"Hey- if you're not talkin', you're walkin'!!" "...that doesn't even make sense!"
"Who wrote this Sh"...... I wasn't expecting Shakespeare lol
SO TRUE 😆😄😅
😂😂😂 same here
Oh yeah 🤣🤠 onSunday ☺️
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Jim, you sly fellow! ❤️👍
Great way to start the day, thanks Jim!
Is that a basenji? I had one growing up that looked like that. Great dogs.
1234constantine Yes! I’ve had 3 rescue basenjis over the years. Love them so much. 😊
@@waldo9498 The one you have pictured he looks like my childhood dog. I loved her so much. She would come in my room and comfort me when I was crying on my bed after getting in trouble with my parents. She was so smart and empathetic. She used to chase the car when the family tried to leave her home until we let here in. She was so fast!!! She would tear around the house sideways, so full of energy and personality. You must live somewhere with a lot of space if you have three basenjis, Never a dull moment at your house!!!LOL
@@HisWordisLife4U We had a Basenji as well. I love their vocalization and cute little tail!🥰
Twine...that killed me..thank you Mr.G..these videos are the perfect medicine
You're the best! Thanks for the laughs ~
You know Jim, I was born, march __ 2000 and a couple of days later as I was finally able to legally drink the world shut down. This was the most ironic and funniest moments of my life explains how I am really 21. Anyways love your content, see ya 'round chief!
The Drugstore was the place to go to get ice cream and soda pop with cocaine back in the day.
Good times have been had at drugstores since I was a kid!
That's the only way America could really stand to be "great again." I'd vote to bring back *real* Coca-Cola in a hot minute. Come to think of it, let's bring back laudanum! 🥴
@@carolyntalbot947 NASA have admitted to aerosol spraying lithium into the air... does that count?
@Joe Casson Congratulations. 'Bout the same with me!
Hysterical and spot on!!
Love the Spongebob Essay Thumbnail XD
I laughed so hard watching Jim that I almost choked on my saliva
Thank you so much for posting this material. It is helping me cope with this crappy pandemic.
Thank you for doing this Jim. You are amazing 👏
I love your comedy Jim. You've been consistent through the years ........and consistently hilarious.
Love you Jim gaffigan!
That Twine bit🤣👊 Now our garbage has to be Weighed...what a crock
Thanks for being a patriot Jim.
Love him😍
You really work hard to keep up the shop during the "You Know What". It will reward You. Over Time. Overtime.
OMG, you are hilarious, the pharmacist, it’s just like that....
Jim has more personalities than the actor in „Split“ 😂❤️
@Asel Cukur: And just like the actor in Split, he’s great at killing... boredom and sadness
Another good one Jim!
I laughed out loud listening to this!
Okay… at my age, Jim has the power to make me snorcalate from both ends, but it is sooooo worth it. Always gets me-thanks!
Are you selling that word?
You make me laugh so much my ribs hurt, and I farted.
Jim says I am just not going to read the newspaper, that is hilarious.
Hilariously funny! Just when I was thinking who would do that? I look over to the coffee table and there is my orange peel from last night, covered with a towel, a bowl of pistachio shells and my dirty guava juice jar. I picked them up went to the trash, no bag. Damn who does that?!?
Jim:
You look healthy.
Lose weight?
Thinking of you.
Thanks for the comic relief ❤️.
Jim is the best. Am I being followed? By a pine tree? 😄😄😄
Really great Jim ❤️ !
Thx for sharing
There is NO ONE on earth funnier 😂
This was amazing
First it was Richard Pryor, then Eddie Murphy, now The Kang is Jim Gaffigan!!
2 things baffle me.... how Didnt i know that he was releasing all these videos until today.
And how does anyone hit thumbs down?
Love the heckler voice! Funny!
I tot can relate to the recycling!!
I don’t like putting the liner in the trash either😂
The pharmacist bit and the metal chair..LOL!
Just realized JG would make a great live action homer simpson. He would get all the nuances.
My wife took a "pharmacy math" course in college. I joking said "Pharmacy Math? What, do they teach you how to count pills?" and my wife literally says, "No, they teach you how to count pills by fives on a little plastic tray!".
Haha Comical! I lived with a pharmaceutical distributor (I was the drug pusher lol) but I didn’t know that particular course existed.
@@ernestscribbler2294 more like elementary school
Livia Claire yep my first grade daughter does it to a hundred lol!
Love you Jim, dont let your meatloaf!
The bags on the side of the highway are there from the road crews usually from jail honor farms who pick up the garbage and put it in bags then they leave the full bags there on the side of the road and caltrans comes and picks them up.