Geese: Peace Was Never an Option
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- Опубліковано 3 вер 2020
- This is the most feared animal by city slickers; the Goose. Rake in the lake.
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CREDITS
Created by Dylan Dubeau and Andrew Strapp
Directed, Shot and Produced by: Dylan Dubeau
Hosted by: Danielle Dufault
Edited by: Jim Pitts
Story Editor: Cat Senior
Writer, Associate Producer: Andres Salazar
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Examining the nature of the beast.
#Season5 #Premiere
"Canada's military sucks. They barely have an air force!"
*[distant honking slowly grows louder]*
This is the most underrated comment i’ve ever read hahaha
And then the geese nation attacked
"you've said your last sorry"
Top tier comment! 😆
Cracking up 💀
They fly in a V-formation...for “vengeance”
Hence the idea for "V For Vendetta" was born
@#maxim #Max yes bob, vegana.
@@kleanovodust-bin69 It's right up there with clitara
I thought it's for VIOLENCE
v for vendetta
I love how they confidently waddle into the road, knowing full well that everyone will stop.
I wouldn't
@@tiopira5 monster
I don't. You gotta kill a few in front of the rest for them to get the point...I see dead geese all over around my town because people around here don't play no more.
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc saying someone is a monster for stopping monsters.
@@tiopira5 That's illegal in Canada.
When I was 6, a Canada goose followed me home and refused to leave. He had an injured wing and decided I would be the one to help. Luckily my parents agreed. I have since been exempt from angry geese.
Non aggression pact formed: Geese now won't attack you
@@themenacingpenguin.7152I wish I found that side quest
@@mutantraze3681 ehhh I want to go down the crow sidequests but they dont get close enough for me to pull of the game mechanic
@@themenacingpenguin.7152you just need to be patient. Some side quests take longer than others. Like Geese, crows also recognize faces. 👆🏽see above story regarding a peace pact
They're everywhere in German parks. Not once, I have seen one being aggressive towards humans.
“They have no fear of people”
They have no FEAR, full stop.
Cause they ARE FEAR
The only thing they fear are swans
@@andragonm8932 swans have no fear
They fear swans lol
@@andragonm8932 lmao i didnt read your comment first :P damn it. Truth speaks though haha
As a Canadian, I can confirm this is where we store our anger.
As a fellow Canadian, I can confirm this is indeed true.
It all makes sense now
I've heard your anger is delicious, but never had a chance to taste it myself.
@@David_Fellner well it’s your lucky day
It all makes sense now
I recently found out that geese are unconditionally, with NO exception, afraid of the sound of a Craftsman S205 chainsaw starting up. Every time I turn it on, every goose within audible range, no matter how angry, immediately stops what they’re doing, gets up, and flies away. It’s just a consistent thing.
So the mighty 🐍 🐔 had a weakness after all...
I'll just hang a revving chainsaw nearby whenever I wanna fish off the dock. Thanks for the tip.
*Doom music intensifies*
There's a story here
I don't have wings, but should I hear the sound of a Craftsman S205 chainsaw behind me, I am certain I could fly.
Born 1952. There had been fear Canadian geese were going extinct. Much earlier (before my birth) a guy named Jack Miner stepped up; but I remember people talking about it. Established feeding grounds, started banding birds, keeping records that formed the basis of the U.S. / Canadian migratory bird treaty. He was very successful.
Maybe too successful!
and he voted for PET
So now we know who’s fault it is
From endangered to invasive.
"Why are Canadians so nice?"
Well you see once a year on Canada day we hold a ritual where we channel all our bad energy into the Canada goose. Sorry"
I used to chase these things around and I have never gotten pecked
The one time they skipped the ritual was the reason why the Germans fear them during the First World War
Why are you telling the world our secrets Shade?
Yeah, once a year...
Rest of the time you channel all your bad energy into Jordan Peterson.
It's too bad that Canada's air force has to fly south for the winter LOL.
"Canada geese were once a protected species"
And then we learned
Key word
*O N C E*
@@andymendivil183 ah i see you are a man of culture as well
Me in my car: ...
🦆: 👁️👅👁️
The radio: Charli XCX, Let's ride
It's worse since Canadian geese migrate to the UK as well
@@Ch-ew9tm ;^)
I have fed and befriended them and have become the geesemaster. They are now my mighty army that no one will dare challenge.
I'm starting to as well. Started with one. Now I have 6 !
@@girlofthevalley69469 I salute you
I worked in an urban irrigation project for a few years and we had a lot of geese and ducks. The old timers carried spray bottles with a diluted mixture of water and ammonia with them, when the geese got aggressive they would spray the attackers on the chest of back with the smelly stuff. They would immediately stop and retreat. After a while the aggressive birds learned to avoid the guys with the bottles.
Swan: lust
Duck: gluttony
Goose: wrath
Peacock : pride
Magpie : greed
Guess you've never encountered a swan's wrath.
We're missing sloth and envy
Revised List:
Pride: Eagle
Wrath: Goose
Greed: Magpie
Envy: Seagull
Gluttony: Duck
Lust: Swan
Sloth: Buzzard
@@Neobahamutfr36 magpies are dick when mating here in Australia
Absolutely horrendous creatures, their hollow bones filled with anger and hate, necks of snakes and sounds of the devil, I love them
Ye
Your comment confuses me, I fully understand your point.
Yeah but if we have anything like it in india.....we daily cooking it..,..😁😁
Micheal Dey They would probably just avoid humans then, they’re pretty smart. And unless you bring a gun, it is VERY hard to get ahold of them.
@@bucca2 we dont need any type of gun to hunt them....we have such a great slingshot 😉......another things oftentimes they are attacking to human , swan, geese , goose etc. Thats mean they are not avoid human also not affraid
Fun fact: geese fly in V-formation because their wingtips generate spinning vortices, and by positioning oneself in exactly correct spot behind the leader, the follower goose can ride the updraft of that vortex - which is a lot less physical effort to stay airborne. Headwind resistance is actually slightly more, because the leader pushes the air backwards and the follower has to fly through that, but being in the updraft more than makes up for it. Due to the same effect geese can sometimes enter formations beside moving vehicles with particular aerodynamics.
Love when the honkers fly over, honking.
When i was like 5, a goose bit me. My dad was like "it didn't hurt. geese don't have teeth."
Well, guess what, Tim. They may not have teeth, but they have serrated knives for mouths.
Shit hurt man....
Hahaha you called him Tim
They actually Have teeth.... You send a goose's mouth? It's nightmare fuel
@@Maggie66112 i know i watched the video lol its pretty fucked
Do the spikes get stuck on your flesh? Cause that's worse for me.
@@1379andre I've seen It in real life. I sometimes feed the White Chinese Geese at my local park, they got sharp teeth, but if you hand feed them they'll be gentle enough.
I once had a white goose imprint on me and while it was very sweet and loving towards me, he was very territorial and would try to wreck anyone within six feet of me. He would even try to follow me onto my school bus thus blocking traffic a few times. Ahhh I miss you, Elmer.
What happened to him?
@@Macabresquething got run over 🤣
@@Macabresque I mean, geese don't live super long so he probably died of old age
My mom had a goose imprint on her. He didn't like my dad, and attacked him. And that's why we generally have goose for Christmas.
@@crazyelfprincess ;_ ;
A Canadian Riot is two guys dressed in 3 layers of clothing, holding up cardboard signs saying " I am very upset. "
We have a goose named goose, it isn’t just a goose tho because it’s a special breed with curly feathers and she was the only one of her batch of incubator eggs that hatched
She also is best friends with one of our ducks named crumble, it’s so cute how those 2 always hang out together
It’s a Sebastopol (curly feathers).
I just realized that the “f” in goose stands for friendly!
The (F) is just really really really really really REAAAAAAALLY silent.
Goofe?
Omg I didnt knew that, I'm gonna tell this to everyone :0
Wait, there's no "F" in goose
Ohhhhh....
How is this not the top comment
The chances of being attacked by a goose are low, *but never zero.*
When you came to my bosses place "HIM" would explain what low is :-)
@Shovan picchi By break it to the BBQ you mean bring it to the BBQ..?
Yea, come where I'm at I'll take you to a few places and test that theory!!!!!! Lol
The chances of being attacked by a goose are not low.
@GÖÖSË hi
Normal birds: Are you guys flying south for the winter or what?
Geese: HAHAHONK!
Listen and understand! This thing is out there! It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear! And it absolutely will not stop! _Ever!_
"They were once protected"
Then we figured out they could damn well protect themselves without our help.
We protected them in the past, our first mistake with them
Underrated comment
It's that Anna Paquin movie, "Fly Away Home"s fault, propaganda I tells ya!
LMFAO
@Him Him It's known as February down here, aka "unlimited season". But point still stands
Animal: breathes
Geese: *you’re about to be live’nt*
What!? 😂😂
The goose made the animal aliven't
I love this comment.....
Fox: *NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT*
For thou art ded
"I don't want peace,I want problems always"
As a tiny child I was chased by a flock of geese, in a neighbours field, I now treat them with the utmost respect and a bit of fear.
they say "feathered dinosaurs are not scary"
i guess they never experienced being attacked by geese
Geese are dinosaurs
@@patricksarama4963 That's what he meant
if a goose scares you, then it doesnt take much to scare you.
@@patricksarama4963 yeah they are avian-dinosaurs that survived the extinction so technically dinosaurs never whent extinct
@@sergeantsonso3490 Yea, they're pretty much all show. If one charges you and you just don't move, it will stop. If it doesn't you give it a medium strength kick and it will stop.
The four horsebirds of the apocalypse
War: Geese
Famine: Seagull
Disease: Pigeon
Death: Crow
99% of seagulls are thieves
Peakock : pride
@@Koldyuki Bruh, you died
@@Kittykat.0 no my child
@@Koldyuki oh, ok
Idk, I bike through gaggles of geese regularly in Philly, and they're some of the chillest birds I've seen. They rarely do anything other than look at me like "what's up"?
Bout 10 years ago I remember reading an article about a drug dealer who used geese to protect his weed plants.
Sounds like something i would do.
Shaggy420 user name checks out
It's actually not all that uncommon for drug dealers to use geese as guard animals. They aren't necessarily used as attack animals though. Most of the time, they're used as ad-hoc alarms, because when geese see something they don't like, they'll honk like crazy.
Was it Ricky LaFleur?
@@WoobooRidesAgain i dont think its all that uncommon depending where you are in the world to just have a few guard geese regardless if you sell weed or not.
I love the fact that Animalogic is up to date on memes
It’s a web series?
*Yeeeeeeeeeassssss*
it's not
I believe you meant to say lI’m glad Danielle Dafoe is up to date on the dank memes that are trending on the world wide web”
"Up to date" that meme is at least a year old xD
There are a bunch of artificial streams in my apartment complex that are filled with ducks year round. During the goose season (like right now) it's filled with Canadian Honkers too. I can't walk out of my door without one on the roof honking, or a pair of them with five or so goslings between them on the narrow walkways, hissing at everyone that comes close.
I like em and don't care, it's like I live next to the river year round, I've woken up to geese on my porch harassing my cat through the sliding glass door and wouldn't change a thing!
You'd be surprised, but the canada goose can also be found in the netherlands. There are a lot of them next to a cycling path i used to use to get to work, and in the spring they would constantly attack any cyclist riding there.
Humans: build parks
Geese: it's free real estate
World and goose habitats: exist peacefully
Humans: it's free real estate
Human: I built a park
Geese: OUR park
As a child I had half a loaf of wonder bread. No geese around so I went to the kind and polite ducks. Just as I dug my hand in for a slice....I heard the honking behind me, dive bombing me. You’d think a bear was chasing me, but nope, it was the hoard of feathers closing in. And all I could hear behind the incessant honking was my mom yelling, “DROP THE BREAD!!!”.
Bruh I just literally laughed out loud😭💀💀💀💀
This made me laugh IRL! 😄My parents told me a very similar story that happened to my sister when she was a little child.
The bread ain’t worth your body never being found
Had a similar story with seagulls. They were terrifying enough without being geese.
Bread is bad to feed birds, because besides nutrition problems, it causes algae blooms in lakes and rivers, killing huge amounts of fish and occasionally killing all the fish and animals like frogs in a lake. The water goes dead.
Except, bacteria multiplies.
Growing up in southeastern Virginia, the Canada Geese migrated back and forth. Now they stay year round. I read an article a couple of years ago that some Americans concerned about the Canada Goose might become endangered, so they raised many of them domestically. This, as well as the vast number of detention ponds built in housing areas, have contributed to these Canada Geese not migrating.
I like how geese superpower is “ruining picnics” in the words of jiraya “just barely glorious, but glorious indeed.
Canada: The Cobra-Chicken is one of our national animals.
COBRA-CHICKEN
I do not like the cobra-chicken
I thought only my friends and I called it that
7 million birds an how many people are around ? Not really a fair fight really ?
Step mom has cobra chicken. That's awesome
"Geese: Peace Was Never an Option."
Don't mess with them or it's your goose that will be cooked.
Peace: Geese was never an option.
😂
Please see yourself out.
@Ross Otto love me some KeyBoard Warriors
grab 'em by the neck and toss for ample retreat time
it won't hurt the goose, they've really tough necks for some reason
I love geese. Every years hundreds or thousands flock to a local lake near me and they all fly in at the same time. Its so much fun to see.
I used to live on a little homestead with dozens of chickens and other birds. We had this one goose that had the loudest and shrillest honk ever…..I named her Kelly Ann Coulter. Bobcat shut her up one night though, may she rest in pieces.
Geese are a strange case. We fear them _because_ they're beautiful and fragile.
Yes, the goose knows we're not frickin mosters - that we're not just gonna grab an attacking goose by the neck and smash it. And it takes advantage of this ... and bullies us with impunity.
I will most definitely grab a goose by the neck and smash it if it hurts me bad enough
Does eating them make us monsters? Because it's kind of a tradition in many places across Canada. So yeah, we would be likely to grab an attacking goose by the neck and smash it, lol. grab, smash, shake then bake. :)
p.s I didn't know that anyone feared geese until watching this video... I did however notice the poop. It's kinda hard to miss.
i will still tie a knot in a goose’s neck if it comes at me
1)Those necks are harder to brake the you might think
2) If you just posture aggressively back at an attacking goose, it will usually back off unless you are a small child.
*break, not brake.
I have a 40kg Northern Inuit dog. A white goose chased us both for 15 minutes. Every time it stopped to catch its breath we did too. Then he'd chase us again. It was a Mexican standoff. This thing was like the terminator. We'll never forget that day
🤣
Sounds like something out of a Cartoon
😭😭😭
just go kick it, its a bird. theres 7,000,000 other geese who are assholes
Lord I cannot 😂😂
Midwest. Black lab, now passed away. Possibly the best day of her life was when I finally got fed up enough with Canada geese and unleashed her. One dog, 100+ geese fooling around, and an epic cavalry charge. Geese may not fear some things but a black lab is one of them. RIP my dear.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be such a hostile goose." -Beck, You
“And put your rake in the lake” I understood that reference.
I didn't . Lol . How about lettin' some of us idiots in on it lol I did not get the reference yet oddly I somehow feel I should and will feel stupid when I hear it . Lol ✌
Christopher Ressler it’s from a dunkey video and also untitled goose game
RAKE IN THE LAKE RAKE IN THE LAKE
RAKE IN DA LAKE RAKE IN DA LAKE
@@Mr.CliffysWorld I know it from the untitled goose game. It's essentially a game where you play as an a**hole goose and ruin peoples picnics and stuff
"...one the most feared animal by city slicker..." Me-Looks out the window at the brown bear failing to get the chains off of the garbage bin.
Pffffffft
Yeah that’s what happens when people destroy their habitats
@@GG-kn2se it's funny cause you probably live in a city
@@orange_5936 ...why?
@@bring6not12 And? That doesn't invalidate his point.
Ducks and geese are great in shorts with a phonk background music!🔥🦆
I actually remember when I was little in the 80s, bird populations of all types had been decimated…probably due to DDT? It’s been amazing to see all of them come back…yes, even the cranky Canada goose!
There were seagulls everywhere, in parking lots, like flying rats in the '80s. Now I only see a handful of seagulls at the beach.
An unprovoked goose: *angry hissing*
Omg one hissed at me once and I was like "wtf man, I did nothing to you!"
Jazz The Chameleon I’ve had one walk up to me while I sitting at a bench and it hissed at me, like what? You were 20 feet away and I’ve been here for like 5 minutes already
@@jordanosb7676 hahahaha, that's so funny! Its like "I don't appreciate your existence" xD
So i used to be scared of the hissing, then i noticed something. They hiss when they ask for food. So now i either ignore the hissing or give them food.
I was feeding a family of Canadian geese but that didn't stop the parents from hissing at me.
Geese: frick you, peace was never an option
Human: bread
Geese: understandable have a nice day
Human...gives bread
Goose...offering accepted
Hahahahha
this is funny but just to be clear bread is pretty bad for birds, don’t feed it to them
Human: gibs 🍞
Goose: your execution has been postponed... For now
@@nonstoppugly thats why people should feed them bread those little shits gotta die
Thisbis such a great channel. Thank you!
"You loveable jerks". Gonna giggle about that for a bit. Love the show!
Legends says that an ancient Canadian Wizard attempted to remove the evil from his people. He succeeded, but little did he know that the leftover evil would manifest into a twisted waddling devil that would haunt all of humanity for the rest of eternity.
LMAO I like that!
Dang Wizards! Haha! Don't they know with great power comes great responsibility?
@@krissydoll8213 naw only super people need worry about that shit.... 😝
There are reason Canadian can't harm the geese.
He succeeded... but at what cost ?
Being chased by a goose as a child is one of the most horrifying experiences that I would not wish on my worst enemies
I hear you. As children a goose can definitely put run you and when it catches you it’s game over 👊
I now believe that Canadian Geese are the direct descendants of Velociraptors.
an entire flock of geese chased me and my mother when i was younger. *it caught up to our four wheeler*
That was me. At one point I had to start taking bread crumbs with me to the park as a payment for me not to get chased
@@SheilaPatterson well all birds descended from therapods and velociraptors are therapods
I have GOOSEbumps
I’ve got a whole family of Canadian Geese living in one of my ponds. Lovely guest, haven’t had coyotes in weeks.
The Canada goose is the most widespread goose species in the uk. I'm convinced this is how Canada chose to get revenge on the British. The Royal Air Force was no match for the Canada goose.
What about us? We get screwed even harder, since this is where the vast majority live. There's a whole flock that lives next to the liquor store I do security at, and sometimes they shit on random peeople coming into the store while perched on the roof.
@@thatonecanadianguy6523 mustve been one bad day to be shat on by geese LMAO
@@fendy5124 LOL, you're telling me!
Collies are the best way I’ve seen for dealing with Canada geese. My father’s employer had a problem with them since their offices were located in an industrial park with acres of lawns. They hired a local farmer and his collies to keep the geese away from the buildings and sidewalks. It works pretty well. Geese are very smart and will learn, and collies can be very persuasive.
i saw a litteral flock of what 20 or 10 geese in the school field just chillin and we had to look with envy as the geese took a major playing part of the school
Goose :
Attack : 3
Speed : 6
HP : 4
Stealth : 1
Defense : 1
Intimidation : 99+
Stealth 1?.....don't you know an untitled goose game? 5
Attack: 879786
I have geese, they can be pretty sneaky
A fellow fan of tier zoo perhaps?
@@KristenRobertskris10lr yes
a bunch of Canada geese took over my apartment complex once. walking my parents' small yapper of a dog was a terrifying ordeal. he kept wanting to bark at them and they'd rear up hissing. i literally tried to stay >20 ft away at all times.
The Canadian Goose makes a fabulous watchdog. Simply fabulous.
I took my sister's little dog for a walk and it realllly wanted to harass a Canadian goose it saw. I held it back and told it:
"Bud, I promise you this is not a fight you want."
"Dinosaurs with feathers aren't scary"
Geese: *Peace was never an option*
Swan: Game on *Demonically laughs.*
Velociraptor crying in the corner
@@SharksandDinos I like your name and profile pic
More like Geese: So you have chosen death.
Ever wondered why most pictures of penguins are shown with their mouths closed?
Remember, this is the thing that taught Canadians to say sorry
Your little doodle at 40 seconds made me think my phone screen was cracked.
We had a pet goose named Flipper. We found her as an egg and let our chickens do the work. She was the sweetest goose I've ever had. Whenever you fed her she was so careful , and on top of that she'd follow you around with her best friend (a chicken she got attached to.)
On the last few weeks of her life she learned how to get on our porch and constantly honk till we came out and pet her/feed her.
A tiny bit ago we lost her, and never found her. She never seemed interested in the geese flying overhead so we believe the cougar nearby got her. RIP Flipper, you will live forever in our hearts.
My condolences on your loss.
She was called by Canadian Army to be in service.
90% of Canadian Air Force and Commandos are made out of Gooses.
I have Flipper, and her 50 friends would you like her back with the friends?
@@crackhead2able Aha, I wish! Once we drove out 3 hours to meet someone who had found a goose who had the same personality/sweetness/habits as flipper.
Unfortunately it was not her
the honking probably attracted the wrong type of attention 😢
Canada geese: *Aggressive and peace was never an option*
Canada human: *Sorry, I'm too nice*
Why not just Canadian?
We, Canadian, participate yearly in a ritual where we channel our hatred towards humanity inside of the geese as they are vessels that are already used to the amount of hatred channeled.
I'm not gonna say it, not again
W h y a r e y o u e v e r y w h e r e
The Geese species enslaved canadians
Canadian geese here are legit SOO un aggressive that you can chase the entire flock and none of them fight back
I had 2 geese at my house. Both brother and sister, Yin and Yang, my dad named them. 2 wild geese chased ours out of the pond. Yang, she found a mate. Yin, the brother, came back. The 2 wild geese hatched a few eggs, and the eggs died. The eggs didn't survive 1 day. Now the wild geese are gone. Yin is alone, I hope Yang comes back. Yin is like my friend, I want things to get better for him, and for Yang to come home.
It's fantastic hearing how these puffs of feathers live.
Especially in regards to scaring humans.
“They will chase you out of your own garden and put your rake in the lake”
Ayyyyyee!
As a Canadian, I can confirm that we channel all of our hate into the geese through an annual ritual.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh lord 😭
This is true.
@@dumoulin11 it is.
Goose season, Christmas dinner, or have your dogs scare them into the sky?
Then maybe you should stop killing swans. The UK doesn't have issues with geese, because swans are there to keep them in check.
I walk in an area with 100+ canada geese every day. They are menacing but over time I've yelled at them enough and my dog charges them that they don't initiate anything anymore. They don't really like loud noises approaching them and unless their goslings are nearby they'll scatter. They poo so much it is insane. I hate them a lot but we co-exist, I'm happy they have somewhere they all feel comfortable and they are very cute.
Love your videos so fun to watch I hope a lot of schools show them to kids my grandson love them and he laughs with the little jokes you been saying 😊
Alternative Title: Geese:Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk
😂😂😂
The "bonk" is when I knock its head off with a golf club: geese are delicious on the rotisserie.
@@BlooCollaGal Geese attack you.
You with a hold club: Oh how the turntables
@@masterxicon2453 Buahahahaha
Exactly
@Hand on my lighter for legal reasons you have to say "I feared for my life, it was coming right at me!"
I like to imagine that Velociraptors acted much like the Canadian geese
No the velociraptor doesn't have the power to have such wrath
@@Chesemiser You’re right.
Did you notice Danielle was calling them Canada Geese. That's what their real name is. I have to try to remeber that all the time along with calling a bunch of geese a gaggle instead of a flock.
5:20
To be fair, the geese don't always have the best human role models. 😭
I actually enjoy the Canada geese. I once had an office where a couple of them would hang out outside my window. I enjoyed having them there while I was working. Once a year, the mail would get crazy and attack his image in the window for about 2 or 3 weeks.
I was chased by a flock of geese for 2 blocks when I was 16, no joke. Never run so hard in my life.
If only baseball bats had been invented back then.
You didn't happen to run southward did you?
@@HoneyBadgerVideos It was in a generally southerly direction within my neighborhood, now that you mention it.
@@ericthompson3982 and were they also flying in V formation? :p
@@HoneyBadgerVideos They were running. As was I.
My 6'3 factory working, long bearded brother is still scared of geese after being chased by a Canada goose around the park when he was about 4.
I don’t blame him, I’d be scared too😬
Well, Damn! 😳
I had 30 or so of them as pets when I was a kid. I can't imagine being afraid of them.
I'm 6'4 and I'm motivated to see where these Geese hearts are at😂 Wish me luck
You don’t stand a chance.
No wonder we run away in the game Duck Duck Goose, after the goose is chosen.
Me: NO FEAR
*animalogic shows teethy beak*
Me: ONE FEAR
Well its even scarier: teethy tongue
I already have anxiety
KyuCat: I fear no thing, except that *thing*
geese: **exist**
KyuCat: It scares me.
"For Canada Geese, Peace Was Never an Option."
Me: *She said it, she said the thing.*
She also said they will put your rake in the lake which is a reference to the untitled goose game
Ok but why does Hiyoko have an M60
say the line bart!
Predictabo!
Canada is literally the IRL version of that game
I think they still are cute and funny! lol. When they hiss , i just can’t stop laughin!
I've seen Greater White-fronted geese as well as the more numerous Canada Geese, but only in winter on frozen or near-frozen bogs. I've never been attacked by Canada Geese, but they will hiss if they think you're getting too close.
I remember like 2 years ago, i was at my college, we have a bunch of them here in PA and their waste is everywhere at the campus.
I was just sitting on a bench near the lake, waiting for my next class to start. I was eating a poptart and out of no where it just landed on the bench by me.
And it just stared at me for like a minute, it wasnt looking at me but my food, i decided not to risk it, to just sit the poptart down and back away.
As soon as i backed away it took the poptart and flew away, i didnt want the smoke, and i feared for my life.
Wise decision
This this is near death n life situatuion
Dayuuuum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Amc547 Warlord The way the bench was designed it had more than enough room.
Also while i exaggerate on the kill part, i definitely wouldnt take my chances.
I would lose that fight.
just grab it by the neck and snap it..?
1:50 I like how Canadian Geese were introduced. “If you were ever attacked by Geese in North America; it was probably a Canada Goose”. Lol
They’re also introduced as black and aggressive. Anti-black goose racism
There was an area by my home where the geese used to frequently cross the street in the morning holding up traffic. One day I saw a car go around the line of traffic and plow straight through the line of geese hitting several of them in the process. I never saw them crossing at that spot again. Looks like they learned their lesson.
I grew up with geese on a small farm and I still go to farms. You can't really make peace with them on any terms but their own. They are excellent guards even better than dogs as they can't be bribed with food or petted or charmed. They saved Rome from the Gauls back in the day and kick up a racket if strangers arrive on a farm.
Geese: *SO UNCOMMON FOR THE PREY TO COME TO US*
Me: I brought yum yums!
Geese: *THE ANCIENT ALLIANCE STILL STANDS YOU SHALL PASS*
Geese get yum Yums humans get to pass
Is this a reference?
@@abbyalphonse499 Not to anything specific. I kinda had in mind ancient pacts made with dragons/demons etc in stories. Normally they'd kill/consume you on sight, but you know the specific words/ritual/bloodline to invoke your ancestors' old pact and they're bound to honor it. :P
@@danielhale1 Gotcha.
LOL so true
Danielle looking like she'll tour me around an art gallery and explain the emotion injected in a Jackson Pollock piece. Lookin badass, love the content as always.
Haha, true!
"that's so deep"
My spouse and I spent a winter weekend at a hotel in Palm Springs. The grounds were occupied by Canada Geese and Flamingos. Two geese approached. They were very tall. The gander faced me eye to eye, matching my height in my wheelchair, a meter tall. My wife was not having it. She challenged the goose directly loudly. He backed off. Imagine my surprise.
"An animal with the power to ruin any picnic."
Oh I thought that's just Yogi Bear.
"...chase you out of the garden, and put your rake in the lake..."
I understood that reference.
😂😂😂
Lock a doofus in a phone both.
My dumbass heard that and was like "huh...I guess they do that a lot and thats why its in that goose game." ...and then the smart part of my brain slapped the stupid part.
When I was 6 I was attacked by a Canadian goose... and I bonked it on the head with a stick and it let out the most confused honk ever. Looked and me a walked away honking up a storm.
You sure that wasn't a Karen?
@jogger lotsofcrime bro you sound like a karen
@jogger lotsofcrime that doesn’t change that you sound like a Karen
@jogger lotsofcrime stop changing the subject
@jogger lotsofcrime well Karen’s are quite annoying
Whenever a goose tries to attack me, I’m happy as my free dinner is coming towards me.
Ah; the majestic Canada Goose: the only bird I can think of that sh*ts like a dog.
I am from Canada, usually, the geese there are calm, unless you go too close, then they chase you and hold a grudge next year
Crows can carry a grudge over several generations.
In Ottawa the geese seem rather timid to me, if I'm honest. If you get too near their goslings on the water they just swim away. Guess it's cus' our Canada geese are just more canuck than the American ones, eh?
@@nostalgiachu The are the same ones, don't let them fool you into thinking they aren't assholes. I can't think of many other wild animals that will, at random, stop what they are doing to start a fight with a human minding their own business. It isn't super common, but spend enough time around them and you will be randomly harassed. Also don't feed them, they won't get more tame, they'll just just become MORE aggressive. Also, their shit is pretty damn toxic even for shit with E Coli, Salmonella, Histoplasmosis, Campylobacter, Coccidia, and Giardia. EACH GOOSE CRAPS >1lb EACH PER DAY! That is more than a human adult.
@@All4Grogg I know magpies in Australia can be very aggressive, during nesting season I believe, dive-bombing pedestrians. Haha, birds can be very territorial, it seems. Must be inherited from their ancestors. At least they've lost their teeth. Well. Mostly. The residential pond by my house put up a sign the other year saying "please don't feed the birds". I thought it had something to do with littering, and wondered why it pictured a Canada goose, when mallard ducks are the pond's main inhabitants. Now I know heh heh.. Like I said, I tend to keep my distance from geese. I'm sure if they gave me trouble like they appear to deal on most people, my opinion would be more like the one I have of pandas. o-o
I work in a steel yard at nights alone, and there are 3 geese that walk around the steel yard. At first they would make honking sounds letting me know I got too close (I can't always see them in the dark) but now they let me walk within half a foot from them, it's insane.
Edit: now there are 4 geese, and 9 goslings... I had no idea they crapped that much man! It's every where!!!
Do you get any bonus from your boss for working in a dangerous environment?
They wait till you close enough to attack and eat your gut
@@NocnaGlizda hazard pay is included.
You had "69" likes a while ago. Nothing lasts forever pal 😁
They are really good at guarding