I love my Guard Goose. His name is Larry.

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  • @StartTheAlpha12
    @StartTheAlpha12 4 роки тому +4225

    Larry: "It ain't much, but it's honest work"

  • @stevewapner9061
    @stevewapner9061 4 роки тому +5571

    Spring comes: “Well guys, Larry got a little aggressive and, umm, he evicted us from the farm. He owns it now. His lawyers were better than ours.”

    • @artistp8211
      @artistp8211 4 роки тому +117

      Steve Wapner Aflac always wins

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому +16

      @@artistp8211 Sorry, that's a duck. Maybe they have a waterfowl rider?

    • @mobili2
      @mobili2 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @mobslayer2023
      @mobslayer2023 4 роки тому +22

      Sounds like you need to consult A Bunch of Baby Ducks

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому

      @@mobslayer2023 What a great idea!
      ua-cam.com/video/aHBRB0KY6zI/v-deo.html

  • @MitchJohnson0110
    @MitchJohnson0110 4 роки тому +18722

    UA-cam Algorithm: "Hello would you like to meet Larry the Guard Goose?"
    *Why yes, I would.*

    • @esthermiller2713
      @esthermiller2713 4 роки тому +94

      Mitchell Johnson , when my dad & his identical twin were in their late teens they acquired a bear cub to have as a pet. When dad married mom (in ‘30) he & my uncle still had the bear (& eventually donated him to a zoo when the bear started becoming too much to handle). When she was a cub they named her Fanny. Apparently, mom would get rather annoyed with dad when they had visitors to our home (long before they had me.....their fourth & final addition to the family).....& dad would say to the visitors, “Would you like to see my bear Fanny?” True story. Dad had a crazy sense of humour.......which was passed on to me genetically. I was given several pictures of dad & my uncle with Fanny......so I’m glad to have that proof of Fanny’s existence! 😁

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 4 роки тому +53

      Llamas are excellent guard protector for sheep and goats,

    • @esthermiller2713
      @esthermiller2713 4 роки тому +51

      Connie Crawford , I have only one old goat. I married him thirteen years ago. They don’t allow llamas in our highrise. So I have to protect him as best as I can.

    • @caseyscottclegg
      @caseyscottclegg 4 роки тому +17

      The answer is probably obvious but How do you keep your goose from flying away

    • @mr08tsx
      @mr08tsx 4 роки тому +10

      I want to meet Larry!

  • @sybilmayo415
    @sybilmayo415 3 роки тому +484

    We had a male goose who did this and when I researched it I found out that they are called sentinels. He watched over everything, ducks, baby ducks, gosling, etc. Anything that came within his purview, he protected. It was crazy and people thought I was nuts when I told them about it.

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 2 роки тому +26

      It does sound crazy but understanding a little how all these dinos work, i believe it. :D
      Some farm animals of different species do end up getting along and protect each other.
      The other day I saw a video where a sheep dog bought all the sheep to his house’s porch. I can only imagine the shenanigans that sometimes happen on farms.

    • @TheEmpress185
      @TheEmpress185 2 роки тому +2

      It is true though 😀

    • @arribaficationwineho32
      @arribaficationwineho32 2 роки тому +4

      Are the sentinels happy to go inside at night?

  • @mr.h3974
    @mr.h3974 4 роки тому +2949

    I think Larry needs a cowboy hat and sherrif badge.

    • @a_stranger_loop
      @a_stranger_loop 4 роки тому +35

      Mr. H I’d donate to the go fund me page for a TV show about Sheriff Larry.

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp 4 роки тому +25

      Don't forget the cowboy gun belt, he needs no gun but he would look cool.

    • @mathphysicsnerd
      @mathphysicsnerd 4 роки тому +15

      I think he needs a pair of Gurren Lagann glasses

    • @xxDOTH3DEWxx
      @xxDOTH3DEWxx 4 роки тому +8

      Lieutenant Larry Gander

    • @ronque23
      @ronque23 4 роки тому +4

      Mr. H and spurs. Don’t forget the little spurs

  • @user-cp9id1mj8b
    @user-cp9id1mj8b 4 роки тому +3052

    The Romans used guard geese as well. They would wake the soldiers while sleeping during a surprise attack.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому +263

      Yup! They got that trick from the ancient Chinese. They've used geese as guard animals for ages, both for livestock and home protection.

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 4 роки тому +82

      @@WobblesandBean
      Err no they didn't get it from the Chinese

    • @Steveorino123
      @Steveorino123 4 роки тому +90

      Wobbles and Bean - no, the Chinese used crickets, not guard geese you silly goose!

    • @xsqio
      @xsqio 4 роки тому +264

      To elaborate on Koana's comment for anyone interested: legend has it that in the year 390 BC the city of Rome was being besieged by a tribe of Gauls, relief for the Romans was on the way however during the night the Gauls attempted to ambush the hill (one of seven) of Campidoglio in an effort to take the city before Roman reinforcements arrived, only to be thwarted by the geese that stood guard around the farms sorrounding the hill, which with great noise and fracas woke up the defending soldiers once they had noticed the approaching attackers, and that is how Rome was saved by geese.
      PS: Geese were believed to be an embodiement of the goddess Juno so they were not eaten during the siege.

    • @PajamaJazama
      @PajamaJazama 4 роки тому +42

      ​@@xsqio hehe, beat me to telling it. That story is awesome, as is the art depicting it :)

  • @bobdoll2791
    @bobdoll2791 4 роки тому +5145

    Does not want roosters because they crow all the time.
    Larry: HOOOOOOOOOOONK

    • @Zaza-ho5yy
      @Zaza-ho5yy 4 роки тому +232

      Roosters are really loud and can be heard from a mile away.

    • @alfredwayne6498
      @alfredwayne6498 4 роки тому +203

      Shoot. People can hear that goose a mile away from my phone.

    • @blakew5672
      @blakew5672 4 роки тому +173

      If you’ve had both there’s no comparison between the two. While geese are loud there’s less overall noise with them.
      Mine honks when he first sees me in the morning, anytime my neighbor goes down his driveway (it runs past my coop) and when anytime “dangerous” might be going down. It’ll also honk if I’ve missed the normal feeding time. Beyond that, quiet as a mouse.
      The roosters I’ve had.....randomly throughout the day for seemingly no reason, anytime they hear another rooster, and of course the 5-5:30 AM wake up call. If you live anywhere there’s another rooster in earshot they basically never shut-up.
      The goose is much more pleasant to have around than a rooster, and I’ve never had an aggressive rooster.

    • @4nd3rzzon
      @4nd3rzzon 4 роки тому +35

      And roosters don't even work as guards against aerial predators my mother lost 3 big roosters to golden eagles, or it might been a falcon I don't remember

    • @blakew5672
      @blakew5672 4 роки тому +67

      4nderzzon
      Golden eagles?! I’d imagine there’s not much short of a decently sized dog that would deter an eagle. The right rooster WILL attempt to fight aerial threats, but they mainly just keep a watchful eye and alert the hens.
      Roosters rarely survive any actual threats to the chickens. The way I see it, if there’s an attack, be it dog, raccoon, hawk/eagle and the only thing that dies is the rooster that means the rooster did his job.

  • @sanashah8141
    @sanashah8141 4 роки тому +2714

    I know a goose that raised a panda to be the greatest protector of China.

    • @bigdadbeefsticks
      @bigdadbeefsticks 3 роки тому +13

      AAAA

    • @tybg111
      @tybg111 3 роки тому +16

      YEOOO😂😂😂

    • @seeeddie850
      @seeeddie850 3 роки тому +73

      I heard about that, didn't they turn that into a movie?

    • @davidegaleotti94
      @davidegaleotti94 3 роки тому +5

      That's all I need to know!

    • @randomname0
      @randomname0 3 роки тому +28

      "Who am i? Son of a panda? Son of a GOOSE?" - kfp 2

  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers2297 4 роки тому +2018

    Larry: "These are my children. They are strange but they are mine, no touch."
    Good boy Larry

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 4 роки тому +1372

    3:11 "So, very effective with the aerial predators."
    3:14 *Cut to shot of Larry staring into the sky, emphasizing his effectiveness against aerial predators.*

    • @TekGriffon
      @TekGriffon 4 роки тому +48

      I scrolled down just to find the 3:14 reference. Looked like an AA system coming online, lol

  • @PilsnerGrip
    @PilsnerGrip 4 роки тому +2435

    "Roosters were too loud.."
    Larry: *launches screeching sonic boom, breaking all glass in a 1km radius*

    • @DinoNucci
      @DinoNucci 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, WORST NEIGHBOR ON EARTH

    • @kateg2255
      @kateg2255 4 роки тому +2

      🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤭🤭🤭🤯🤯🤯🎧🎧

    • @Abdi-libaax
      @Abdi-libaax 4 роки тому

      My ears! 😬

    • @kennethmoses4900
      @kennethmoses4900 4 роки тому +25

      I know this was a joke, but roosters really are loud. Most of the time, a stead with a large grazing area requires multiple roosters, which takes up useful space and amplifies the noise.

    • @ragganyc
      @ragganyc 4 роки тому +12

      Madger Bole True.. but he doesn’t do it in the morning so it’s OK😺

  • @six159nagito
    @six159nagito 4 роки тому +609

    "This boi eats 2 pounds of feed a day..."
    Absolute unit, Larry.

    • @cupidok2768
      @cupidok2768 2 роки тому +7

      Y is that thing scream ing while the chickens just quiet. They all just stare at him

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 2 роки тому +18

      Larry is still underpaid but he will do his job.

    • @incorectulpolitic
      @incorectulpolitic 2 роки тому

      how much does a rooster eat per day?

    • @edojidai9341
      @edojidai9341 2 роки тому +3

      @@incorectulpolitic Little over a half a pound!

    • @Hello22587
      @Hello22587 2 роки тому

      Yup.

  • @perfectblue8370
    @perfectblue8370 4 роки тому +2745

    Josh: "Roosters are too loud" Larry at sunset: "Hold my beer"

    • @NormanAlexander92
      @NormanAlexander92 4 роки тому +23

      Perfect Blue i thought the same LoL so stupid

    • @kaosinc
      @kaosinc 4 роки тому +21

      I would still enjoy Larry better especially if I had a hangover!

    • @lilkreen
      @lilkreen 4 роки тому +134

      Roosters have self-closing ear canals because they crow so damn loud. And they do that all day not just at dawn. Larry honking at night isn't that bad.

    • @thestoebz
      @thestoebz 4 роки тому +87

      @@NormanAlexander92 you've never been around a crowing rooster if you think Larry is louder

    • @none_ya001
      @none_ya001 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @eddyram4932
    @eddyram4932 4 роки тому +2666

    Predator gets close...
    Larry: So you have chosen...DEATH

  • @M3L0618
    @M3L0618 4 роки тому +4872

    Using a goose as a guard is equivalent to hiring a hyper-aggressive 8 foot Russian man with a massive scar across his face.

    • @veganpiranha3302
      @veganpiranha3302 4 роки тому +32

      M3L0619 😂

    • @Haydatsanime
      @Haydatsanime 4 роки тому +108

      Geese don't afraid

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 роки тому +19

      Except for the part where the Russian man can actually hurt you, a goose not so much.

    • @19MadMax98
      @19MadMax98 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @xXJasonardoXx
      @xXJasonardoXx 4 роки тому +164

      @@chaotixthefox You have not been attacked by a goose apparently. :P

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 2 роки тому +150

    Fun fact. Using Geese as guard animals is a thing we've been doing for millennia. And Larry, as a Roman Tufted goose is part of one of the oldest, well over 2000 year old breeds that works well as guards because they were likely originally bred for that exact purpose. The Romans used them widely and considered them sacred to the Goddess Juno (Hera) who embodied the protection of Rome itself.
    Larry's ancestors are even credited with foiling a night-time attack on the Roman capital by the Gauls, they got a temple built in their honor. And this has continued well into the current age. Most recently, a force of 500 geese assisted in guarding the border between Chongzuo and Vietnam during the covid pandemic.

    • @angelwings7930
      @angelwings7930 2 роки тому +7

      That is truly fascinating. 👍

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 2 роки тому

      500 geese and 500 trained dogs are guarding the small border. It's more of a thing that China can do to say they are "preventing the spread of covid". It helps them to phrase the sickness as something that foreigners bring in, instead of an illness that is running rampant at home. Illegal Vietnamese immigrants running into China, with their damn virus, of course!
      This area is also an "autonomous" minority ethnic region so non-Han people get the stick at usual - the geese are not trained at all (even according to Chinese state media lol) so they are just going to shriek at all the locals. The Roman example is way more interesting and actually meaningful.

    • @aelwynwitch9460
      @aelwynwitch9460 2 роки тому +4

      My grandparents had guard geese 82 years ago. Better than a dog.

    • @jonathangoll2918
      @jonathangoll2918 2 роки тому +8

      Therefore the Temple was known as the Temple of Juno the Warner, the Latin for which is Juno Moneta. Later the Temple became the Treasury, so this where the word 'money' comes from.

    • @Sercer25
      @Sercer25 Рік тому +2

      Were the geese guarding the border vaccinated?

  • @missycat7598
    @missycat7598 4 роки тому +2052

    His little tail wag when the door was closed! He looks so proud of himself!! A happy boy!!!!

    • @JJ-vm6lx
      @JJ-vm6lx 4 роки тому +13

      I think he was doing roll call!!??

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 4 роки тому +15

      a guard swan would by more effective, their defense stat as well as their base stat total is higher.

    • @NPClownumber81googolplex
      @NPClownumber81googolplex 4 роки тому +3

      @@bleddynwolf8463 can they Mega-Evolve tho?

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 2 роки тому +1

      @@bleddynwolf8463 wouldn’t fit in the coop durr…

    • @RickHlive
      @RickHlive 2 роки тому

      Those Hens are real tarts .. they sleep with anyone .. 😀

  • @itsareed6583
    @itsareed6583 4 роки тому +2616

    Larry when predators get close:
    peace was never an option

    • @ladybirdg5658
      @ladybirdg5658 4 роки тому +157

      "You mess with the honk you get the bonk"

    • @arcstaff
      @arcstaff 4 роки тому +92

      Mess with the quacc you get the wacc

    • @ongon6813
      @ongon6813 4 роки тому +39

      Soviet Kappa THAT A’INT IT CHIEF

    • @nati.7700
      @nati.7700 4 роки тому +17

      Soviet Kappa w a i t

    • @rainbowdragon4248
      @rainbowdragon4248 4 роки тому +8

      *untilted goose game music plays*

  • @Renfair333
    @Renfair333 4 роки тому +3941

    Sun: *sets*
    Larry: SHUTTHEDOORSHUTTHEDOORBEHINDMESHUTTHEF**KINGDOOR.

    • @jayque2750
      @jayque2750 4 роки тому +29

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ChaosUnfold
      @ChaosUnfold 4 роки тому +24

      LMAO

    • @NormanAlexander92
      @NormanAlexander92 4 роки тому +46

      octaviabm and he said Roosters are loud 🙄

    • @OMGIGILY
      @OMGIGILY 4 роки тому +17

      im dying

    • @THEMATTHIAS225
      @THEMATTHIAS225 4 роки тому +143

      The fact that he talks about how quiet he is compared to normal roosters, just shows you how loud roosters really are.

  • @BluePiggy
    @BluePiggy 4 роки тому +162

    I know geese can be aggressive to the point of being downright scary, and I thought that would be what made Larry valuable as a guardian. It's surprising and heart-warming to see that he guards the chickens because he considers them his family. Mating season notwithstanding, he seems pretty fulfilled.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 2 роки тому +8

      Dom toretto would like to hang out with this goose and talk about family protection

    • @meepmoop2308
      @meepmoop2308 2 роки тому +9

      @Brad Cain Try getting charged by a canada goose. those things are bigger than they look. Not life-threatingly scary but not an animal you want to piss off.

    • @Mel-qr5ob
      @Mel-qr5ob Рік тому +4

      @Brad Cain If you don't think geeze are scary I think you're the one who's lived a sheltered life.
      Farm geese are still domesticated animals dude I call that pretty bloody sheltered if the only geese you've had come in contact with are domestic and never wild.

    • @JazzyFunkaHolic
      @JazzyFunkaHolic Рік тому

      ​@@meepmoop2308why would you try to get charged. Thats like saying try to get stabbed by a human to prove that all humans stab others.

    • @JazzyFunkaHolic
      @JazzyFunkaHolic Рік тому

      ​​@@Mel-qr5obnly wild geese for me. Last week I laid on the ground with a egyptian geese family at the rhine. They were curiously looking and not bothering me at all. Maybe you are too fast moving/aggressive/loud near geese?

  • @EtherForce
    @EtherForce 4 роки тому +1291

    Pros of a guard goose:
    Good at watching out for aerial predators.
    Cares for his flock.
    Cons:
    Geese are 10× more likely to *murder you in your sleep.*

    • @PuppyPhoenix
      @PuppyPhoenix 4 роки тому +63

      EtherForce And they listen to a lot of Scandinavian death metal at high volume.

    • @cockatooinsunglasses7492
      @cockatooinsunglasses7492 4 роки тому +14

      Untitled Goose game

    • @johnhurley8918
      @johnhurley8918 4 роки тому +32

      In all seriousness, geese are actually pretty harmless to large animals. There main adaptation is intimidation. If you are a large animal acting agressive towards a goose and it juat stands it's ground and/or makes this weird honking noise, you are gonna wonder "It's not running away. Why isn't this thing afraid of me? Maybe it's dangerous!"

    • @zeroviia
      @zeroviia 4 роки тому +3

      Cockatoo in Sunglasses peace was never an option

    • @jj100280
      @jj100280 4 роки тому +3

      Peace was never an option

  • @matthias8122
    @matthias8122 4 роки тому +3658

    Larry’s secret is knowing how to look up.

    • @tiffanyferguson829
      @tiffanyferguson829 4 роки тому +6

      @Hate Monger They can't?

    • @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s
      @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s 4 роки тому +92

      @@tiffanyferguson829 They can and do lol

    • @tiffanyferguson829
      @tiffanyferguson829 4 роки тому +110

      @@G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s Ok I was looking down at my dog like have you been pretending to look up this whole time. Lol

    • @newfiefitz412
      @newfiefitz412 4 роки тому +9

      @Hate Monger never heard of a bird dog? 🤣🤣

    • @cahillp3
      @cahillp3 4 роки тому +9

      Pigs envy Larry

  • @jakerodgers9151
    @jakerodgers9151 4 роки тому +2115

    I was really looking forward to Larry fending off a wolf, chasing it down, slaying it and devouring it. Impressive battle posture though.

    • @nicholasjoseph9062
      @nicholasjoseph9062 4 роки тому +9

      I'd love to see it too. Hahaha

    • @elsieoliver1671
      @elsieoliver1671 4 роки тому +44

      Larry's got a knife 2 but they didn't show that

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 роки тому +19

      victor prattley Peace was never an option

    • @hattorihanzo2705
      @hattorihanzo2705 4 роки тому +3

      It's all out war here. WhiteFeather dont fuck around about his chicks.

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 роки тому +3

      Wolves behave much better these days. We do too.
      Taking care that livestock feels ok enough...
      That dude in the video is a total legend. Must say .. one of my favorite dudes ever. Immediately. Well done dude!
      Thanks.
      Love. Respect. Responsibility.
      🍀
      👊🐺☀️🌏🌘🧙‍♂️👍

  • @neveraskedforahandle
    @neveraskedforahandle 2 роки тому +54

    My neighbor had a guard goose in a big city. My friends thought I was stupid for liking the idea.
    That all stopped when I convinced one of them to go up to the fence. They were surprised when it came over the fence as they somehow forgot geese can fly.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 2 роки тому +14

      Imagine trying to hop a fence and getting jumped by a flock of geese

  • @antoniopimpao9645
    @antoniopimpao9645 4 роки тому +860

    Man, Larry's crowd control skills are maxed out.

    • @VK-qo1gm
      @VK-qo1gm 4 роки тому +10

      @Something Mildly Homophobic wt??

    • @hugono3938
      @hugono3938 4 роки тому +1

      if you look at this you are DEAD

    • @bluudlung
      @bluudlung 4 роки тому

      Hugo No thank god

  • @thesnuggler9606
    @thesnuggler9606 4 роки тому +1185

    Mess with the honk: you get the bonk.

  • @nm9506
    @nm9506 4 роки тому +822

    Who is the white prince who protects the chick?
    His name is *Larry*

  • @thepoetofthemind3546
    @thepoetofthemind3546 4 роки тому +143

    Something interesting is he sounds like a chicken. His honking sounds like he's trying to imitate a chicken. My friend has a duck that was raised with two geese and the duck sounds like a goose.

    • @zacharynetzer819
      @zacharynetzer819 3 роки тому +22

      I’d be curious to know if that is them just trying to fit in, or if they have actually picked up on the “language” of their fellow birds. Most birds are more intelligent than we give them credit for. So maybe they are able to figure out what the various chirps are for and apply them?

    • @alexisgf5253
      @alexisgf5253 3 роки тому +2

      @@zacharynetzer819 lol

  • @brydiecavanagh2393
    @brydiecavanagh2393 4 роки тому +1139

    We have a guard goose too. He took on a bald eagle to save our ducks. His name is Chapo, he's an Emden, and we love him even though he hisses and nips us.

    • @ameliagrein5070
      @ameliagrein5070 4 роки тому +73

      Brydie Cavanagh ehhh?! A whole eagle?! This statement begs to be elaborated on

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 роки тому +19

      Do you have a UA-cam channel with videos of Chapo?

    • @andnowawordfromoursponsor4173
      @andnowawordfromoursponsor4173 4 роки тому +65

      If El Chapo can take on predators, what's a little nipping and hissing ??

    • @ReeceRedman
      @ReeceRedman 4 роки тому +56

      @@ameliagrein5070 I would be a bit concerned if there wasn't a whole eagle.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому +34

      @@ReeceRedman Yeah. Like, what is a partial eagle? Are there other alternatives to a 'whole eagle'? If there are, or we're measuring things with 'eagle' being the standard, are hawks more or less than a 'whole eagle'? what about a coyote? A bobcat? I have questions.

  • @Sarah.Riedel
    @Sarah.Riedel 4 роки тому +1342

    [Boeing 767 passes overhead]
    Larry: *BEHOLD IT IS DEATH THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS*

    • @jackmcfadden-finlayson372
      @jackmcfadden-finlayson372 4 роки тому +55

      Is he able to see his reflection that far away?

    • @Miikhiel
      @Miikhiel 4 роки тому +16

      *Boeing 737 Max has entered the chat room.*

    • @AdiSogi3
      @AdiSogi3 4 роки тому +2

      You made my day better🤣🤣🤣

    • @KreatumKreator
      @KreatumKreator 4 роки тому

      @@jackmcfadden-finlayson372 you made my day with this comment

  • @Pironesia
    @Pironesia 4 роки тому +940

    Roosters are loud and we live in a residential area
    Goose: HAAAOOUUNKK

    • @QuestionableObject
      @QuestionableObject 4 роки тому +20

      Nothing on a crowing rooster

    • @timh.7169
      @timh.7169 4 роки тому

      truuuue

    • @farmerjoseph8683
      @farmerjoseph8683 4 роки тому +12

      Questionable Object what’s the difference people let dogs bark all day I returned the favor to my neighbor and got three roosters

    • @glennsommer8901
      @glennsommer8901 4 роки тому +3

      you really got lucky with timing on my screen... like granted

    • @hugono3938
      @hugono3938 4 роки тому

      Farmer Joe nice

  • @pattijoiner9589
    @pattijoiner9589 3 роки тому +116

    I had a really bad day and this video turned it around completely along with the comments. Pure gold. Larry is the man! Life can resume as normal now ....

    • @katgrey6239
      @katgrey6239 2 роки тому +6

      I hope your days get better!!🙂

    • @zoinksxscooby
      @zoinksxscooby 2 роки тому +3

      Life is full of ups and downs just know you aren't alone and it does get better. I find animal videos help a ton when feeling down and out but that's just me. Best wishes from me to you and that is a lovely profile pic, looks like my Kona bones.

    • @growjoyfullyhomestead
      @growjoyfullyhomestead 2 роки тому +1

      Hugs

  • @DeanRockwell21
    @DeanRockwell21 4 роки тому +1088

    I had no intentions of buying a guard goose before watching this, I don’t even have chickens. But after learning about Larry, I just might

    • @pragawa
      @pragawa 4 роки тому +20

      Many in India keep them to guard their properties.

    • @Mangobrain82
      @Mangobrain82 4 роки тому +28

      JG if you have no other animals. Get a few. They get lonely.

    • @goose300183
      @goose300183 4 роки тому +18

      I kept geese for a while. They are a lot of fun, and have strong personalities and are more intelligent than chickens. Awesome creatures! They can actually be proper pets as well as farmyard animals. Very loyal and territorial, they are indeed good for security. Extremely aggressive when they or their home is perceived to be under threat.

    • @NeonRahkshi
      @NeonRahkshi 4 роки тому +6

      @Eze&Yare Dominguez Yes Much Like Ducks, Geese Imprint Other Birds, And will Follow Them Around, Every Goose And Every Duck Needs A Friend. (but if it is a pet, that you handle/pet/hand feed often, it might actually imprint on you, as they sometimes make friends with humans) Although They Still Need A Friend For When Their Human Is Not Around! lol
      I Love Ducks, But I Haven't Had Much Interaction With Geese, Someday I'll Likely Change That.

    • @RunningToday77
      @RunningToday77 4 роки тому +1

      I was going to write the exact same thing! Never considered having a goose but now, I just might. Hahahaha

  • @DemetryG
    @DemetryG 4 роки тому +1220

    One vulture to the other:
    - Do you see Larry? What's he doing now?
    Second vulture in Patricks voice:
    - He just stands there.... MENACINGLY!!!

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 роки тому +17


         づ  づ 
      づ   
           Menacing

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 4 роки тому +9

      *Loud orchestral music begins to play *

    • @electra2731
      @electra2731 4 роки тому +1

      *Erie music gets louder*

    • @Hakken1
      @Hakken1 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha!

    • @ctrlzme.6448
      @ctrlzme.6448 4 роки тому +2

      HoweyYa Doing
      that’s ‘zu’. what you want is ‘go’ ゴ.

  • @KimberlyAnnstillhere
    @KimberlyAnnstillhere 4 роки тому +753

    When I was a teen my parents had backyard chickens. And we had a duck to do basically the same thing. The duck would alert when there was any sort of predator and our border collie who was super protective of the flock would jump in to action and start herding the chickens under their coop. This wasn’t even a trained behavior for either our duck or our dog lol

    • @Alice_Walker
      @Alice_Walker 4 роки тому +40

      That's so cool!

    • @jumemowery9434
      @jumemowery9434 4 роки тому +18

      We had two ducks also along with our chickens. Things went down hill quickly after a bald eagle got the ducks.

    • @josie670
      @josie670 4 роки тому +3

      Animals are just great

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 роки тому

      @@jumemowery9434 so sorry for your loss! We have to be careful around here with the bald eagles circling our miniature dogs.

    • @bethanysmith5856
      @bethanysmith5856 4 роки тому +2

      Collies tend to herd what ever they can find since its practically instinctual.

  • @jessajets
    @jessajets 4 роки тому +377

    A goose farmer said that the geese eat a ton of grass. He barely has to feed them, maybe Larry needs to cut back 😂

    • @maknyc1539
      @maknyc1539 3 роки тому +7

      gold shaw farm

    • @neemyn407
      @neemyn407 3 роки тому +12

      My man is bulking

    • @xion1305
      @xion1305 3 роки тому +11

      @@neemyn407 😂 he needs to be swole to fend of them hawks

    • @magnificent6668
      @magnificent6668 2 роки тому

      It depends on the breed, but they eat certain weeds, not grass n all like grazing animals.

  • @Scruffi
    @Scruffi 4 роки тому +1062

    You know, if you hadn't named him, he would be an Untitled Goose Guard. :)

    • @bernicetornquist7453
      @bernicetornquist7453 4 роки тому +29

      Scruff....you’ve been on the computer too long....haha

    • @sminthian
      @sminthian 4 роки тому +18

      Josh doesn't seem like the kind of person to get that joke...

    • @bernicetornquist7453
      @bernicetornquist7453 4 роки тому +7

      sminthian I meant no harm....thought it was cute...

    • @newkingfj7242
      @newkingfj7242 4 роки тому

      I see what you did there

    • @labaccident2010
      @labaccident2010 4 роки тому +14

      Best hope he doesn’t swap your glasses and steal your picnic basket!

  • @rj7449
    @rj7449 4 роки тому +949

    Me : about to go to sleep
    UA-cam algorithm : but you haven't met Larry to goose yet...

    • @myrikma9870
      @myrikma9870 4 роки тому +3

      Rolf RJ hilarious haha

    • @qtpie4u
      @qtpie4u 4 роки тому +4

      Me rn
      😂😂😂

    • @FluffyMixDj
      @FluffyMixDj 4 роки тому +2

      I have work in 4 hours and this popped up hahaha

    • @GoatThroatGoblin
      @GoatThroatGoblin 4 роки тому

      Literally the same comment as the one above you just reworded different. Nobody has originality anymore do they?

  • @howardsontz983
    @howardsontz983 4 роки тому +827

    In ancient Rome they had a large flock of geese maintained by the city that were used to serve as an early warning system for the city, to warn against invaders. The geese were sacred to the Godess Juno and it was a capital offense to harm them. Just a bit of history, enjoyed your videos.

    • @daisybuchanan8205
      @daisybuchanan8205 4 роки тому +15

      Thank you, what an amazing piece of information !

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 4 роки тому +2

      That's a sweet bit of information, thanks brother.

    • @bobsaget0429
      @bobsaget0429 4 роки тому +3

      good info. this should have got more likes.

    • @hntersguild6570
      @hntersguild6570 4 роки тому +6

      I wonder if they ever sent someone on a wild goose chase.

    • @karenbrown4524
      @karenbrown4524 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you, Howard! Love nuggets of history like that.

  • @taistingtheair1368
    @taistingtheair1368 3 роки тому +64

    I used to have 2 China geese (Hansel and Gretel) and they were great. I got them as full grown geese and they took awhile to get used to my family but were good after a while and would even follow me around the yard. The geese were good guard geese and they ran freely around the house. A funny thing about these geese, they were barn yard geese and one day my wife and kids went down the drive way to a pond to go for a swim. The geese followed us as I called to them and when we jumped into the water for a swim they would not go in the water. I do not think they ever got to swim in water before so I had to force then into the water and once in the water they loved it, swimming around with us. When it was time to go home I called them and they followed. Next time we went to the pond the geese went right into the water. I really enjoyed these animals.

    • @ambiguitydc
      @ambiguitydc 2 роки тому +2

      Amazing, special connection with your geese family!

    • @kyleg5141
      @kyleg5141 2 роки тому +1

      What a wholesome story. Thank you for sharing it

    • @DrPhill96
      @DrPhill96 2 роки тому

      Geese are so tasty

    • @danit5146
      @danit5146 2 роки тому +1

      I had Chinese geese also. They are great geese to have. Protective of their home and very entertaining to watch.

  • @forestspiritsquad74
    @forestspiritsquad74 4 роки тому +1321

    Doesnt want roosters because theyre loud.
    Larry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @BannedPhotoshop
      @BannedPhotoshop 4 роки тому +9

      lol

    • @pasteldreams5413
      @pasteldreams5413 4 роки тому +71

      I would have given anything for my childhood neighbors to have had geese instead of a rooster. Right on time, every single morning he would crow and crow and crow at 5:00 AM. Even from 6 acres away and on the opposite side of the house, that bugger would wake me up.

    • @bleep4288
      @bleep4288 4 роки тому +28

      @@pasteldreams5413 That's cause ya'll ain't morning peeps. Lucky u, my chickens starts crowing at 4 am.

    • @zeriyx
      @zeriyx 4 роки тому +8

      way less annoying than a rooster

    • @bleep4288
      @bleep4288 4 роки тому +4

      @@zeriyx It depends on the breed. And ya'll just not early peeps.

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 4 роки тому +1489

    “Larry’s effective against aerial predators.”
    Due to non-compliance, the LARRY-209 demonstrates by launching two ground to air missiles from beneath his outstretched feathers, obliterating the threat.

  • @systlin2596
    @systlin2596 4 роки тому +555

    As a fellow security professional, I salute my diligent colleague Larry the goose.

    • @MRTN13
      @MRTN13 2 роки тому +10

      Larry would be a great company mascotte

    • @KMCA779
      @KMCA779 2 роки тому +9

      @@MRTN13 As a Canadian using a Canadian goose would send the wrong idea.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 6 місяців тому

      @@KMCA779
      Yeah. After all, you’re security guards, not hired killers.

  • @manishaholm
    @manishaholm 3 роки тому +49

    I love your morals. It's so important to care for animals that are under our protection to the best of our abilities. Thank you for sharing the pros and cons.

    • @Karl-xp2ny
      @Karl-xp2ny 2 роки тому

      Notice the wire floor in the coop. Do you think thats good for the chickens? No roost to sleep on? I feel bad for these chickens. 😪

  • @carlossalazar972
    @carlossalazar972 4 роки тому +837

    Larry be like:
    You mess with the flock, you get the squawk...

  • @OMGIGILY
    @OMGIGILY 4 роки тому +319

    HE NATURALLY THINKS OF THEM AS HIS FLOCK ITS SOOO CUTE

  • @joelkennedy2701
    @joelkennedy2701 4 роки тому +562

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He got ur chickens bacc

    • @starrychloe
      @starrychloe 4 роки тому +7

      Joel Kennedy - But most importantly
      Aflac

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 роки тому +93

    Larry to predators: “peace was never an option”
    Larry to the chickens: “peace was --- an option”

  • @jeannel1065
    @jeannel1065 4 роки тому +476

    Larry is a handsome boy. Someone gave us a female goose years ago. She was better at alerting us of company than our dogs.

    • @vangogo6819
      @vangogo6819 4 роки тому +18

      Where I am from a lot of Portuguese use geese as guards, they are much more effective than any dog and between the nasty bite they give along with the wing beatings they are a formidable front!

    • @SaltCane
      @SaltCane 4 роки тому +9

      @@vangogo6819 Geese only have intimidation as their defensive tool, they have terrible damage options and can't properly hurt an attacker or predators if intimidation doesn't work. They do have their pros and cons.

    • @SaltCane
      @SaltCane 4 роки тому +6

      @@vangogo6819 Geese are pretty good at intimidation. They can intimidate animals triple their size even. But if a human comes around, they're doomed. Their neck is vulnerable and grabbing geese by their necks is super easy and isn't hard when they literally charge at you with their head straight at you.

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose 4 роки тому

      The Romans thought so too.

    • @tessdurberville711
      @tessdurberville711 4 роки тому

      @@SaltCane They have razor sharp teeth!

  • @janderson1008
    @janderson1008 4 роки тому +329

    If Larry ever passes by a mirror he will have one heck of an existential crisis.

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 роки тому

      😄

    • @eddiezea301
      @eddiezea301 4 роки тому +3

      J Anderson nah , he’ll just see a rooster 🐓 staring back at him

    • @-schattenpflanze-3755
      @-schattenpflanze-3755 4 роки тому +2

      Geese and Chickens are not sentient or have any Form of self consciousness so he will not recognize himself

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому

      @@-schattenpflanze-3755 Debatable. I haven't seen any evidence that stands past a basic animal behavior test.

    • @anthonycarro5294
      @anthonycarro5294 4 роки тому +1

      Eddie Zea The rooster will then say to him “You have been replaced” and pull Larry into the mirror where he will be trapped for all eternity.

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 4 роки тому +364

    Makes sense using geese as guards. Their intimidation stats are through the roof.

    • @lakshyapatel3842
      @lakshyapatel3842 4 роки тому +27

      Yeah but their attack stats are pretty low
      Swan is the superior version of a geese,having the necessary attack stat to scare off predators even if they get through their high intimidation

    • @johnkilrainblackstone6986
      @johnkilrainblackstone6986 4 роки тому +11

      Are you serious? They would attack anything that moves. I'm speaking from experience.

    • @brandongalvan6603
      @brandongalvan6603 4 роки тому +5

      @@lakshyapatel3842 True, but I find that their natural aesthetics level paired with their abysmal stealth stat passively draws predators towards them, thus increasing the likelihood of attack.

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 4 роки тому +12

      Ah a fellow member of tierzoo.

    • @Merumya
      @Merumya 4 роки тому

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

  • @lonnettedouglas5688
    @lonnettedouglas5688 4 роки тому +5

    I am surrounded by people with dozens of barking dogs. This summer I bought 50 chicks mixed and many are roosters. They never shut up. I LOVE IT- I virtually NEVER hear a barking dog anymore😁💞💖💎

    • @monalisa5390
      @monalisa5390 Рік тому +1

      I love how people are bothered by crowing roosters but they are ok with barking useless craphounds.

  • @Moonflower52
    @Moonflower52 4 роки тому +215

    We had a guard goose one day I was by myself in the house a car drove up and I didn't know who it was I live out in the country I was looking out my kitchen window and my Goose met the man at his car the man tried to get out of his car the goose would not let him out of the car I just laughed and laughed. the man just pulled right out of our driveway and left never saw him again. Our Goose was the best Watchdog we ever had.

  • @EASTSIDERIDER707
    @EASTSIDERIDER707 4 роки тому +389

    There was an article in a California farm magazine about cotton farms using geese to eat weeds after irrigation when tractors couldn’t get in. They left the cotton alone and turned weeds into fertilizer.

    • @u.p.woodtick3296
      @u.p.woodtick3296 4 роки тому +8

      UncleHank thanks for that

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 роки тому +16

      But we should be paying corporations made-up money to give us these benefits in fancy plastic bottles!

    • @alexsamu3478
      @alexsamu3478 4 роки тому +5

      That means bio farms mate. No insecticide pesticide or herbicide used. Just animals to graze the grass and stop insects spread along the fields.

    • @gloomycandy101
      @gloomycandy101 4 роки тому +4

      Virjunior What are you talking about?

    • @eyesdut387
      @eyesdut387 4 роки тому

      If only we dident use slaves

  • @PeterMasalski93
    @PeterMasalski93 4 роки тому +664

    Fun Fact: Larry does a better job at security than most mall guards...

    • @wms72
      @wms72 4 роки тому +9

      He does a better job than too many parents.

    • @beatupthatbeat
      @beatupthatbeat 4 роки тому +5

      I’d love to have a partner like that tbh I’d make my job easier

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 роки тому +1

      @Witchfinder Nielsen
      No, but he can give them nasty lacerations with his teeth and break their bones with his wings.

  • @rebekahoneill1315
    @rebekahoneill1315 2 роки тому +11

    We've employed this model - heavily fortified mobile coop, electric poultry net, chickens and goose (Toulouse goose named Bruce) for a year. It has worked well for us. We have hawks and coyotes around. We've lost no chickens and Bruce's eggs this Spring have been a nice bonus.

  • @10poundsofcarp
    @10poundsofcarp 4 роки тому +1158

    UA-cam: hey, wanna see how larry the goose does his job?
    Me at 2am: yeah, sure why not?

    • @roxyhart5692
      @roxyhart5692 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah that's... Literally me right now

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 роки тому

      ^^^^

    • @kaixlotl_7296
      @kaixlotl_7296 4 роки тому +2

      It's actually 3am dont try to judge me

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 4 роки тому +1

      @@kaixlotl_7296 I'm judging. I'm still lying to myself. (I'll go to bed after this next video...)

    • @kaixlotl_7296
      @kaixlotl_7296 4 роки тому +2

      @@lostinsauce4515 just one more

  • @StormLaker
    @StormLaker 4 роки тому +518

    My grandparents farmed up until the late 60's. My grampa had a "guard goose".... it would guard my mom from my dad when he would come over to visit (while they were dating). The goose chased my dad into the house one time and wouldn't let dad out of the corner- so when grampa put it outside....it went out to my dad's car and proceeded to eat the valve stems off of the tires! They also had a goat that wasn't too fond of dad either, haha. My dad and my uncle worked on the farm (dairy farm) bailing hay at my grandparents place...that's how my parents met,.

    • @JoshSattinFarming
      @JoshSattinFarming  4 роки тому +60

      Great story. Thanks for sharing.

    • @faerefolke
      @faerefolke 4 роки тому +20

      That's so romantic!😂😂😂😂

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 4 роки тому +37

      @@faerefolke You mean dating a farm girl whose animals are overprotective of her? Yup definitely.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 4 роки тому +10

      That wasn't a guard goose, that was an untitled goose.

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 4 роки тому +5

      "Anyways, that's how I met your mother"

  • @wholeNwon
    @wholeNwon 4 роки тому +324

    I don't farm and will never raise chickens or geese. I very rarely even eat eggs. Yet I watched your video and enjoyed it. Thanks and best of luck to you (all).

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому +4

      Same here, I just really love geese.

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 4 роки тому

      Same, this was really interesting and he seems like a cool, normal guy. Will definitely be checking out his channel.

  • @xion1305
    @xion1305 3 роки тому +4

    He's so cute. I luv how he waits till all the ladies are in and for you to show up to lock the door. Too cute.

  • @tiffanyr134
    @tiffanyr134 4 роки тому +699

    UA-cam: Do you like animals?
    Me: Yes
    UA-cam: Here's a guard goose
    Me: Best day ever

    • @Al_Dente-d1p
      @Al_Dente-d1p 4 роки тому

      IDIOT who types uses colons: Get a FUCKING LIFE

    • @pyrothelanky7453
      @pyrothelanky7453 4 роки тому

      I want to like this comment, but it's reached the perfect number so I must not

    • @Al_Dente-d1p
      @Al_Dente-d1p 4 роки тому

      @@pyrothelanky7453 duh?

    • @Cemhta
      @Cemhta 4 роки тому +2

      Haha that's exactly me, i don't own a farm, nor have i chicken but here i am watching a video of a guard goose and i couldn't be happier..!

    • @HiClassHarlow
      @HiClassHarlow 4 роки тому

      Omg 100% I love Larry!

  • @JohannGambolputty22
    @JohannGambolputty22 4 роки тому +427

    I now understand the term “Mother Goose”

  • @donaldwycoff4154
    @donaldwycoff4154 4 роки тому +294

    I bet a "When Larry Attacks" video would be popular.

  • @cameronschmit6472
    @cameronschmit6472 2 роки тому +9

    Larry's always got an eye on the sky. What a guy.

  • @williamdavis3072
    @williamdavis3072 4 роки тому +391

    1:45
    "... we do a rotationally grazed system with portable electric fencing"
    *touches electric fence*
    "... the biggest thing that protects the animals (besides the guard goose) is having this electric fence..."
    *touches electric fence*
    "... and keeping it hot all the time."

    • @timmillan6701
      @timmillan6701 4 роки тому +31

      Thought that would be the first comment

    • @BannedPhotoshop
      @BannedPhotoshop 4 роки тому +22

      hahahhaaha....maybe it was turned off?!

    • @aidangarvey7049
      @aidangarvey7049 4 роки тому +8

      I'm no farmer but maybe it's powerful enough to scare away small animals but doesn't bother humans?

    • @alternativebassist
      @alternativebassist 4 роки тому +34

      Most likely he was wearing rubber soled shoes that earth him

    • @bobbysayer5801
      @bobbysayer5801 4 роки тому +5

      @@aidangarvey7049 i wouldnt think thats the case cause it has to keep away animals as big as foxes

  • @justinhaymond1034
    @justinhaymond1034 4 роки тому +794

    Predator has entered the chat
    *Honking intensifies*
    Predator has left the chat

    • @MiGujack3
      @MiGujack3 4 роки тому +2

      Peace was never an option.

  • @gasmask7064
    @gasmask7064 4 роки тому +444

    Larry: Mess with the coc you get the glock.

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 2 роки тому +5

    Larry is a marvel, he has a job and he is really taking his job seriously.

  • @jimc9596
    @jimc9596 4 роки тому +294

    The US Army used geese to guard missle installations in the 70s.

    • @theghostanihalater9391
      @theghostanihalater9391 4 роки тому +39

      Fuckers are scary

    • @ralyks2350
      @ralyks2350 4 роки тому +5

      Are you for real?

    • @jimc9596
      @jimc9596 4 роки тому +49

      @@ralyks2350 Yes they are very alert and make a lot of noise when something they don't know approaches.

    • @ralyks2350
      @ralyks2350 4 роки тому +3

      Holy cow

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 4 роки тому +66

      Geese hate communism.

  • @eleanorcarpenter37
    @eleanorcarpenter37 4 роки тому +382

    Hawk: exists
    Larry: *so you've chosen death*

    • @MrKrackerD
      @MrKrackerD 4 роки тому

      Best comment

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 4 роки тому +2

      William Moody You can come with something funnier with the same premise?

    • @h91rex100
      @h91rex100 4 роки тому +2

      @William Moody well the floors yours jerry lewis. Grace us with your comedic genius since apparently these amateurs arent doing it for ya.

  • @barbooskie6893
    @barbooskie6893 4 роки тому +403

    Explains about rotating feeding and electric fence
    *hold electric fence

    • @mavericksantos998
      @mavericksantos998 4 роки тому +46

      jokes aside he probably only turns it on at sundown when the chickens (and Larry) are in the cage so they don't get fried by the fence.

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 4 роки тому +9

      Or that it will not shock, as long as there is no complete circuitry formed through touching two electrified lines. Touch one and nothing happens, touch two, circuitry completes and its time for convulsing muscles and pain.

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 4 роки тому

      Maverick Santos "that is hot all the time"

    • @starcloakstarside9719
      @starcloakstarside9719 4 роки тому +1

      Contrary. Likelihood is that this fence is grounded through the soil, so if he’s wearing shoes the circuit won’t be completed.

  • @dawnlapka3782
    @dawnlapka3782 2 роки тому +13

    When I was little my step Dad had ducks geese and chickens. The primary male goose was the sentinel. Larry owns it. "Larry eats about 2 pounds of food a day," you earn it Larry. Good goose. 👍

  • @jamietigges2154
    @jamietigges2154 4 роки тому +296

    "Got some vultures here...not worried about those guys."
    As the red-tailed hawk calls in the background.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому +13

      Thank you! I was hoping I wasn't the only one!

    • @BipolarCheezit7
      @BipolarCheezit7 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah but Larry

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому +14

      @@BipolarCheezit7 He's a Brave, Tough Gander. I am proud of him for doing such a good job with his chickens.
      13/10 for Guard Goosing, I will happily bring him fresh spinach.

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 4 роки тому +5

      That's Tobias in the background, and he's cool about not messing with /our guy/ Larry

    • @jcorle00
      @jcorle00 4 роки тому +2

      @@Onigirli Did you... did you just pull an animorphs reference?? 😆😆😆

  • @NomzNoodle
    @NomzNoodle 4 роки тому +52

    I love that he waits for the ladies to all get in the coop while he watches the sky. He’s such a good birb

  • @wampachomp5120
    @wampachomp5120 4 роки тому +105

    It's cool how he looks up at the sky to watch for predator birds, larry is like an anti airgoose

  • @matthewmaclellan_
    @matthewmaclellan_ 9 місяців тому

    i honestly think this was one of the first (years ago) homesteading/hobby farming/etc videos i was ever recommended by the algorithm and gosh, i couldn't be more thankful.

  • @robertgrays8790
    @robertgrays8790 4 роки тому +701

    Larry deserves a raise: A private kiddie pool!

    • @despacitodaniel801
      @despacitodaniel801 4 роки тому +20

      Better, a mate

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому +22

      He deserves a girlfriend

    • @nkapiariesjeffbeezos796
      @nkapiariesjeffbeezos796 4 роки тому +29

      Doesn’t work, when female lays eggs the male will protect her and her eggs and will kill chickens cause he sees them as a threat, ask me how I now

    • @yesandyes9168
      @yesandyes9168 4 роки тому +7

      @@nkapiariesjeffbeezos796 how do you know

    • @HotRossBuns
      @HotRossBuns 4 роки тому +5

      @@nkapiariesjeffbeezos796 Come on Jeff.
      Don't leave us hanging here, Jeff.

  • @motorbikemadness5773
    @motorbikemadness5773 4 роки тому +397

    Portable electric fence that is hot all the time
    Josh: touches fence

  • @margaretd3710
    @margaretd3710 4 роки тому +1021

    I'm 71 and when I was a kid - we lived in the country - my folks got a couple geese. They were already grown - and one decided he didn't like me very much, so every time I went outside, he'd head right at me, would grab my shirt in his beak, and flog me with his wings! Doggone! that hurt!! It happened several times and I got tired of having to sneak outside so I marched outside and he headed at me again, only this time I reached out and grabbed his neck with both hands and swung him around my head a few times and then let go. He flew through the air and when he hit the ground, he just laid there wondering what the heck happened. After that, when I'd go outside he'd look at me and run the other way! Ha. Survival of the fittest, 8-year-old kid style.

    • @johnorsomeone4609
      @johnorsomeone4609 4 роки тому +137

      @☠MrHairyNutz☠ You meant statute. Statute of limitations. And it wouldn’t matter anyway because you’re trolling and don’t actually care. Fun talk.

    • @wannabeserpento99
      @wannabeserpento99 4 роки тому +9

      @@johnorsomeone4609 cringe

    • @johnorsomeone4609
      @johnorsomeone4609 4 роки тому +20

      @@-0-0-79 I hear that they can be limiting though.

    • @mikecimerian6913
      @mikecimerian6913 4 роки тому +10

      Astronaut training.

    • @colibriverde
      @colibriverde 4 роки тому +35

      You were sure brave! I remember my four younger sisters being chased by a goose when I was 12. We were too scared to fight back. We just ran away back into the house.

  • @e.4355
    @e.4355 4 роки тому +14

    Very cool, very cool. It was so cool to see Larry herding the hens into the coop and walk up the ramp behind them. Seems to me he knows he has a job to do. Maybe Larry is fulfilling his male responsibilities by protecting the females. A female goose might be more interested in laying eggs than protecting the hens. Thanks for the fun video.

  • @RCDesertRat
    @RCDesertRat 4 роки тому +507

    Larry to predators: "I have a particular set of skills..."

    • @JFF-JesusFearingFamily
      @JFF-JesusFearingFamily 4 роки тому +3

      Dwight from the office

    • @andrewireton
      @andrewireton 3 роки тому +1

      Jordan Schlansky

    • @Martin-117
      @Martin-117 3 роки тому +5

      "He doesn't know who they are, he doesn't know what they want, but he will chase them, and he will scare them"

  • @kingofmaiars
    @kingofmaiars 4 роки тому +448

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly,
    He has those chickens' bacc

    • @TheMarg0r
      @TheMarg0r 4 роки тому +12

      He honcc

    • @TheMarg0r
      @TheMarg0r 4 роки тому +11

      @NGsM31 Nice. Did you get that on 4chan you cockroach?

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheMarg0r not from 4 Chan! He was born a jerk!

    • @iCarilloninChrist
      @iCarilloninChrist 4 роки тому

      @kingofmaiar … 𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬 *_!!!_* *ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ⁖💕*

    • @mrrightnow8726
      @mrrightnow8726 4 роки тому +2

      I knew one of these comments would be here lol I was lookin for it

  • @starlabradshaw2969
    @starlabradshaw2969 4 роки тому +92

    When i was little we had a guard goose for our chickens too! Her name was Gurdy. She used to chase me to the bus every morning hahaa I loved her anyway.

    • @Luuncho
      @Luuncho 4 роки тому +25

      She was making sure you didn’t miss the bus

  • @Jeffsdata_0
    @Jeffsdata_0 2 роки тому +11

    I have turkeys and they do the same thing - watching for eagles and hawks around me during the day, making sounds. The two males wait to go to bed last at night, too. They have great personality as well - we hand fed them so they’re super nice. Noise wise, they are gobbling throughout the day at delivery drivers or if you drive up to the house - but besides that, they’re quiet. I haven’t lost anyone to predators in 3 years - and we definitely have aerial predators around.

    • @abbyewallace8892
      @abbyewallace8892 Рік тому

      Two Toms guard and do not try to mate with hens? Very interesting!!

  • @bernie2231
    @bernie2231 4 роки тому +419

    Larry doesn't need a mate. He has a family.

    • @da_ghoul9432
      @da_ghoul9432 4 роки тому +66

      He gets all the chicks.

    • @ralyks2350
      @ralyks2350 4 роки тому +1

      YEA !!

    • @enec0
      @enec0 4 роки тому +3

      this touched my heart

    • @wrenwith-a-pen4279
      @wrenwith-a-pen4279 4 роки тому +10

      “Sweet home Alabama”

    • @GregorianChatter
      @GregorianChatter 4 роки тому

      Unless the goose shows sexual advances onto the chickens, the goose should be all good.

  • @polly15111
    @polly15111 4 роки тому +450

    I love how this man who was giving advice to other farmers has now a comment section full of weird/funny comments from millenials who got this video recommendation
    Imagine him reading the comments and people talking about LARRY like he’s a sheriff

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 4 роки тому +24

      polly15111
      All hail the mighty algorithm

    • @NPClownumber81googolplex
      @NPClownumber81googolplex 4 роки тому +27

      You dont choose meme
      Meme choose you.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 роки тому +10

      Welcome to the internet, I will be your guide!

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 роки тому +4

      Gen zed here.

    • @pasteldreams5413
      @pasteldreams5413 4 роки тому +8

      Joke's on you, I am Gen Z _and_ grew up raising livestock (though I don't anymore.) I make memes and enjoy farming advice. Sometimes I even make farming memes. Welcome to the 21st century, where things are not black and white and stereotypes are stupid!

  • @SOBIESKI_freedom
    @SOBIESKI_freedom 4 роки тому +833

    You gotta get Larry a girlfriend. He deserves one.

    • @gemcutter187
      @gemcutter187 4 роки тому +224

      At least bring him a cheap bird for a couple nights in the spring lol

    • @idreamoftingles2069
      @idreamoftingles2069 4 роки тому +75

      gemcutter187 not a cheap bird 😭😭😭I am screaming!

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 4 роки тому +78

      @@gemcutter187 like a hooker bird u mean? lmao . Nice

    • @AliBaba-mb1pu
      @AliBaba-mb1pu 4 роки тому +7

      Spitroast

    • @kozmokramer7398
      @kozmokramer7398 4 роки тому +62

      Nah a bitch would destroys Larry's life. Leave him alone

  • @alliechampagne1404
    @alliechampagne1404 4 роки тому +36

    Roman Tufted geese are known to be among the most watchful, suspicious & protective breeds. We have Brown Chinese geese..the noise level is 10+, fortunately the neighbors also have & love geese so it's cool. NOTHING gets by our pair, they don't miss a thing. TWO POUNDS of layer feed a day?😳 Geese are mainly grass/weed foragers. Supplementing with a bit of layer feed is plenty!

  • @thedoc8338
    @thedoc8338 4 роки тому +97

    Not all heroes wear capes, some are named Larry and loves his chickens

  • @ishikawa7077
    @ishikawa7077 4 роки тому +140

    *bird flies over head*
    Larry: “Say your prayers, for your time has come to an end”

  • @ADetailedHouse
    @ADetailedHouse 4 роки тому +87

    Awww...I like how he takes the chickens safety seriously, saying that he is their guardian and wants to do anything he can to protect them bc any loss is painful.

    • @ThePresentation010
      @ThePresentation010 4 роки тому

      Of course. Life is rare, and theirs depend on you. And they're peaceful lottle happy creatures, they're not carnivores, so they dont go around killing.

  • @The1Mustache3
    @The1Mustache3 3 роки тому +3

    Larry is a boss who takes his job to heart. A quality employee as an owner.

  • @thebaron9194
    @thebaron9194 4 роки тому +213

    Geese are super protective animals, but that isn't always a good thing. Keep little kids away from them because they can be quite mean. This is probably why they're so good at protection.

    • @Maroco918
      @Maroco918 4 роки тому +22

      My grandpa used to give me a shock stick when i was little to scare off the ducks and geese that would chase me on my walks 😂 they can be nasty mean sometimes

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому +13

      Geese can be extremely affectionate if they imprint on or bond with you, they can also be socialized and will only be aggressive during breeding season, then males will kill a bitch 😂

    • @seregill13
      @seregill13 4 роки тому +13

      I'm pretty sure the electric fence does a good job of keeping little kids out.

    • @lonnettedouglas5688
      @lonnettedouglas5688 4 роки тому +26

      ALL children should experience geese and chicken attacks. Its prepares them for humans later on.

    • @gmoo84
      @gmoo84 4 роки тому +5

      @@lonnettedouglas5688 I remember as a kid there was a cool secret island on the other side of my friends orchard but you had to run the gauntlet with the roaming geese to get there 😂 was always worth it.

  • @bobafettywap3170
    @bobafettywap3170 4 роки тому +256

    “Why he is one of the most valuable assets on the farm”
    umm he’s a goose and his name is Larry nuff said...what a legend

  • @nicolettefay8169
    @nicolettefay8169 4 роки тому +10

    I have a pet goose named Lucie, I’ve had her for 5 years. She’s my BABY and is so attached to me. She lays eggs which is awesome, I wish I had more room to get her a mate. I love seeing other people who appreciate geese. Larry is amazing!🧡💙💛

  • @RB-ml2qr
    @RB-ml2qr 2 роки тому +8

    My father was in the army before and during WW 2 and they used geese as guards and early warning. They are tough and if raised with any animals will be protective.

  • @Mico8791
    @Mico8791 4 роки тому +147

    My neighbor growing up had geese, they were mean and tough. One of them in particular used to get into throw down fights with my chihuahua. As far as I remember, they were even in wins and losses.

    • @joshjohnson2460
      @joshjohnson2460 3 роки тому +26

      If you think about though, you're the one who lost.. for having a chihuahua.

    • @thunderball11111
      @thunderball11111 3 роки тому +2

      @@joshjohnson2460 true

    • @jbracq2008
      @jbracq2008 2 роки тому +4

      Nah your chihuahua def got wrecked

    • @Nightbird.
      @Nightbird. 2 роки тому

      @@joshjohnson2460 You're the one who lost..a brain.

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 2 роки тому

      @@joshjohnson2460 lol burn but true. Fuck chihuahuas

  • @pfwburris
    @pfwburris 4 роки тому +140

    Larry is doing a fantastic job! Does Larry ever get to swim?...mabe a kiddy pool...keep your working guard goose happy with goose perks!🥚

  • @dashowdy
    @dashowdy 4 роки тому +225

    Larry needs a pool and some lady friend time during the spring.

    • @OGSuki.
      @OGSuki. 4 роки тому +3

      Right!

    • @inquisitivesoutherntara6997
      @inquisitivesoutherntara6997 4 роки тому +1

      Problem solved!

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 роки тому

      No. But I'm sure he appreciates the support.

    • @dashowdy
      @dashowdy 4 роки тому +1

      gemcutter187 we could call it “Birds of a feather”😂

    • @ItumelengS
      @ItumelengS 4 роки тому

      @@gemcutter187 you see an opportunity when none exist... You are good

  • @TripReviews
    @TripReviews 3 роки тому +27

    I’ve heard about a guard goose before, my father had mentioned this when I was young. They can be aggressive like Larry and territorial protecting the property and like Larry keep tabs on his flock. He would know as he used to raise chickens, ducks and racing pigeons. And have you ever gotten a Canada Goose ticked off at you? Watch out!

    • @colebuckon3856
      @colebuckon3856 2 роки тому

      Fort Collins gets overrun with Canadian geese in winter (probably in no small part to the fact that city ordinances require lawns to be watered, so there's space to not only congregate but also graze). They certainly make things dicey. I was nearly run over by a pair of them that were brawling with each other and tumbled into the sidewalk.

    • @junehodsdon8037
      @junehodsdon8037 2 роки тому

      Canadian Cobra!