How Can a Cooking Show be this Sad?!
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- Опубліковано 9 сер 2016
- Weber cooks his way right into my heart and breaks it :(
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Theme Song by MajorLeagueWobs:
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Remix from the end by EchoRobot:
/ great-moves-keep-it-up
Source videos:
Spaghetti:
• Weber Cooks - Spaghett...
Nachos:
• Weber cooks - Chili & ...
Rice-a-Roni:
• Weber Cooks - Rice-a-R...
Music Credits:
"Emotional Sad Piano Music, Touch" by Mattia Cupelli
• Emotional Sad Piano Mu...
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"you put the rice in the.. the thing"
Erika Peterson It's not the bowl, it's the, the thing.
it's the stone guy from fantastic4
AmruDevil the thing
at least he have a microwave, i boil eggs in electric kettle, then make tea and have boil eggs for dinner.
AYY LMAO
"hello wild cats"
cries
@Yung King what
Yung King yeah what???
Yung King that’s false information. The molestor had a similar name but they aren’t the same person. Please don’t spread the false rumours
Yung King where can you find his mugshot
Yung King dam really sucks that u can’t remember. You could always search it up seeing as it apparently takes 2 minutes? Talk shit if u can back it up, I’ll believe it with an article
God, this poor man seems so legitimately messed up. This is really depressing. The guy he’s reacting to also seems kinda sad I guess
OMG LOL
Bruh
@@kianyates6302 proof please do not shit on people like this if you don't have any proof
TheRealDownbubbles2 No he’s not you piece of shit. Stop spreading misinformation because it’s a convenient played out joke.
Lmfao
9:40 why Ethan’s groans of depression harmonize so good with the background music
Bruh, ikr. It sounds like some Creed shit
WTH I THOUGHT THAT WAS PART OF THE SONG
Dude. I literally thought that was the song
Sounds like nirvana🤣🤣
tru
he grabs the bowl with his bare hands so he can feel something
DAMN
Pain.
Jimmy Rustling the needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting
Jimmy Rustling deep
@Jimmy Rustling I appreciate this but why isn't it a sexual innuendo? 😂😂😂😂
he eats the spaghetti to forgetti
he eats the spaghetti so he can forgetti*
+Siggurd Bjorn stfu
he ate the forgetti then and then he remember what his life was.
#Prayforsteven
+Siggurd Bjorn -his regretti
knees weak arms are heavy
Damn, I can't believe this was five years ago. I miss this prepared content by h3h3.
Ugh me too.. the podcast makes me want to die
@@rae7864 I don't think that's the podcast I think it's just your miserable ass
Hopefully we’ll see him back soon
@@Philly505 Nah dudebro, it's too late. There's no way they're doing this type of content in the future
@@waspywasp451 probably tru
"You dump the rice into the 'thing'"...
I seriously dont understand why Ethan didnt point that out. I absolutely died
He didnt even have enough care to call it a bowl which is common sense...he doesnt care about anything anymore...poor guy :(
😂
Am I the only one thinking that he needed to ad water 😂
🥲
When the “Steeeeeeeven” song started playing, I legit thought that it was something Ethan/Hila made haha
Same 😂
Same
Yup
Alex Deeds I couldn’t read his name Steven without singing it like they did 😂😂😂
Alex Deeds lol it’s so bad I couldn’t stop laughing
8:00
You just dump the rice.. into the thing. He doesn't even bother to say dish or bowl, just thing.
Madchimpz I'm pretty sure he gave up trying ages ago
Madchimpz do the thing
Lord Bumbo Zhu Lee do the thing
I can’t tell if he’s camera shy or just lowkey depressed. Legit feel bad for him.
MR MENTALITY how hot?
Yeah he seems to be pretty sad dude, but Steven from the cooking show also seems kinda depressed
probably both
6:31 when he is coughing and punching the microwave is such an underrated moment in this video xD funniest part probably still
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! SADNESS MEANS FEELING NO PAIN GRRRRRRR 😂
I love when he chucks the bag of rice in the microwave then it cuts away and he's just standing right in front of it staring into it as it cooks. Lol
Also when he stirs the nacho cheese canister in the chili with his plastic knife 😂😂😂
@@Forenzikproductions that part always takes me out lmfao
xD
Who else feels like they're worth exactly 3 stirs
Andrew peterson
I had the exact same bag of rice on my shelf that Ethan ate. My life is worth two stirs at best.
Andrew peterson you're worth more than that, man. You're like 9 stirs at least.
i'm worth one stir at best
Forever, I will be... always... un-stirred
My life is worth 45 seconds in the microwave
not even my heelies can escape these feelies
Lol
Thanks for the keks
XD
I used Soaps. Still didn't work. The curb to my heart was too long to Soap out of....
undeniable young sinatra
"Thats not even prison food, that's prisoner of war food".
I'm on the floor, that line is so good.
I've been to prison and can confirm it's not that bad
@@aaronramsden1657 jail is tho it's actually worse
Same I'm on the floor of a prison too
Imagine if Ethan was still funny like that
Imagine going on a romantic boat ride and Ethan is next to you eating tortilla chips with chili and cheese...
...and then he t-poses
That actually sounds dope.
How can we cook food when he's cooking our hearts
Well fucking said
Skelefant LMAO
my ribs broken into pieces when he breaks the spagethi noodles...
Skelefant Everything I cook is salty because of the tears
890th like
This is the opposite of Bob Ross' The Joy of Painting.
The Meloncholy of Cooking
Ainsley Harriott The Joy of Cooking *bruh*
That One Weird kid browsing through the Internet is Steven dead?
That One Weird kid browsing through the Internet He pissed in public what's your problem?
not gonna lie this is definitely me when im depressed
Damn, is that what this feeling is?
Not gonna lie this is definitely me when your comment made me laugh
Oh my. That's what's wrong with me.
I miss this h3h3
ok npc
ok npc
Imagine being called an npc for a w take. Podcast npcs are a different breed
@@winlover37 imagine complaining about something when there’s years of these videos for you to watch instead of complaining over it. Grow tf up or stfu.
His dip is like Game of Thrones, from the greatest to something I can't even watch anymore
Steven needs hugs from 3 to 6 people.
@@gloriousmeme3960 are you for real?
@@nikkid8519 yeah its been proven
Y'all are making this up smh 😂
@@seebarino get a life
@@kunglao3381 if you tell people to get a life and you make vids about Creed 2 who do you think needs to get a life
"Your life is worth more than three stirs."
That was fucking poetic...
I feel so sad, seeing old people sad makes me sad. This is why I'm sad. Sadness befalls me as I will be sad for this sad old man.
apparently he died before his birthday
What's even sadder is that one day we'll be like him!😨
This video is one of their funniest ones. I cry laughing every time I come back to it. They made fire videos when they lived in NYC.
This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen after flex tape
Ne too this and the pepsi one where ethan pretends the pepsi is killing him and hes bleeding from this mouth at the boardwalk. I laugh so much.
He’s so sad and he keeps hesitating when he talks. I can feel his anxiety and depression from here.
too real
tony waiting...
SailorBoi Troi
Check his criminal record
But Steven died in 2012
@@muhibahmedusmani9618 bro, we waitin
@@lukaANDkrosty what you waitin for?
I'm a wild cat for life
what is it , time of our lives!!!!!!!!!
quoting highschool musical for anyone who dosent know
Keith Urban I AM WILDCAT y'know the gaming youtuber?
I used to laugh at this video but now I walk around just like steven
Omg right 😂😂😂😂
us
I miss who I was before I hate what I am what the sadness and pain forged a broken man. Just my daughter keeps me going someone has to raise her
"Hello there cool cats and kittens"... now thats foreshadowing
tbh i feel sorry for him
+Michael Cruz Nice profile pic. Apex Twin is GOD. Papa bless up
+Fables2003 He was a sex offender, he was killed in prison
+B/\ND1T D3M0N killed? was he shanked or smthn?
I know Ethan really needs some help :(
same
There's sadness in his bowl already, mom's spaghetti, he's sad but on the surface he looks dead and empty, to drop water, but he keeps on cooking.
well, he probably did have a drain or something right there... maybe.
TommyBoy he is nervous but in the services he looks calm and ready
Brohan89 you know that this person is making an Eminem reference right
TommyBoy He died 1012 one day before his birthday and he was accused of being a pedophile but I believe that he is not
Did someone call me?
H3H3productions > H3 podcast
Sometimes i come back to watch these videps to remind myself of the old h3h3
*Your life is worth more than three stirs of nacho dip.*
Inspiring words. Helped me out of a tough time.
😂😂😂😂😂
Someone needs to put that on a t-shirt
OH COME ON YOU CAN STIR IT MORE THAN THREE TIMES
CleverNameHere I'd honestly buy a shirt with that on.
Hell, I'd make one on my own if I could.
So you got your shit together for a fourth stir?
this video cured, and then subsequently gave me back my depression.
:'D D':
When u nut cry and laugh at the same time
I am also a sam
I am so sorry for you
:'D':
Still the best H3H3 video ever made
Ainsley EXE is hands down the best they ever made. I genuinely nearly died of laughter the first time I saw it. I thought I was going to pass out.
agreed it’s my fave also!!
I can’t be the only one that thought y’all added the girl singing his voice in as another layer of sadness.
"here you just dump the rice, into the thing.."
I'm glad someone else mentioned this.
Amber M. "The thing" oh my god I feel so bad for that man :(
Me too!
It's a bowl or pot thing it's hard yano thinking of kitchen utensils on camera it's about ya boi professor proton
Amber M. Sounds kinda like a rick and Morty interdimensional t.v quote
Pro tip, salt it with your own tears for that extra flavor savings.
Thanks for the pro strat
Based and honkpilled anon.
@@r2-d2withatophat congratulations your soul is now taken. Enjoy nothing!
Seasoned with tears 😁
Im yo 1k like
A trip down memory lane with these videos
9:41 Ethan groaning legit sounds like a late 90s early 2000s grunge song lmao
”Just dump the rice in to the thing”
He couldnt even be bothered to use the word ”bowl”.
Lol
There is no time when you are needing to visualize your own death as much as this guy.
dacypher22 he passed away a day before his birthday
yung fluer god now I’m even more depressed.
@@Sadlittlecloud serious??
03:52 he microwaved a plate of marinara sauce with no covering and nothing splattered on the walls. This dude isn't just metal, he's a fucking wizard.
He put Skwisgaar Skwigelf to shame.
At 600 Watts or lover it should not splatter but i use always the cover to be shure
Steven died last year.
Rest in piece king 🕊️
The way he tossed that bag of rice into the microwave got me dying 😂
I legit burst out laughing I wasn't prepared
I swear I thought that "Steven" song at 1:13 was your editing at first lol
Big
I laughed so hard when I realized that was not Hila editing!
same lmao
Yea me tube
yeah lol
"Your life is worth more than 3 stirs." - Ethan Klein, 2016.
Words to live by.
This how ima be when i am 70, still a virgin eating god damn cold beans out of the can and watching the morning news
Barack Hussein Obama II i mean its pretty easy to have sex,when youre with women in your league,youre not an asshole and you shower everyday
@@martynasgrifas1689 not for us introverted muchacho's it's not
@@martynasgrifas1689 especially if you don't have a league, or aren't 'with' any fellow humans
Pete Zah I guess then its just your choice not do it
@@petezah4597 there's no such thing as leagues bro. Find someone you seriously get along with that has the same sense of humor and you'll be on your way to fuck town, maybe
Damn Ethan in his prime here
I'm sayin bro. Like can we go back to this?
Jesus man, by the last video I felt like they don't even let him leave the set, like he sleeps under the table an just wakes up to record the cooking piece, look at his hair man!! Dammit Weber...
Burrito that's what sec offenders have to do for the rest of their lives
Weber's life matters
Burrito lol
Burrito he has huge bags under his eyes
That's how I make my spaghetti, and I can confirm I died inside a while ago.
But you still put meat in the sauce, right?
+Hu Jass lmfao
+Hu Jass nah, vegan.
No he didn't die. That gravestone said he was born in November, but on the sex offender sights, he was born in March
Brian Welsh he died in 2012 his DOB was November 21ist
Anyone else watching old vids... I miss them so much
Every now and then I revisit this video. Such a classic.
This guy genuinely makes me feel sad.
me to
I will not hear your blasphemy.
H E R E S Y !
I hope he's okay
Kyle Demko He's hurting inside can't u see
Don't make fun of Steven, man. He was held hostage by ISIS when they made him do these videos.
Evil rumors spread by his ruthless hostage takers.
#savestevenreed
Make food in Microwave if you need help
he's marina joyce's uncle
he peed in a bush
Ah the good old days of H3H3, I’m still a fan but I miss his old content can’t believe this was 5 years ago.
i miss this era of h3h3 😞
This stuff is the best
He has the equivalent sadness of 3 - 6 people.
8:02
“You just dump the rice into... the thing.”
3...to six...people...
Here we are in mid 2023 all wishing and longing for the great ol content that used to be H3H3….😢
That's a broken man right there :( Who hurt you Steven?
Ethan
@@butterss1178 Whatsup friend
I think he lost his soul at like 25 years of age, i can bet anything. Something happened early in his life, maybe a woman
he microwaved his will to live
*I now love you*
Conor McMullen
What are you eating?
Olivia Lucretia oh god I hate you lol
"And today we're making a ...uh, rice dish, this one you just dump the rice... into the thing ... " he's so hopeless he just doesn't care anymore
gabriel M And that was the first video he made
No, he's dead.
6:46 *I had tears coming out I was laughing so hard dude*
Same lmfao
can we cancel podcasts we've had enough
looks like the guy could use some help :( he looks lonely af . hope he's okay
nope
he is sadly dead
pedophiles shouldnt be happy?
Dude, he's not a pedophile, that case is completely fake and it got busted a long time ago.
SupaL33tKillar i read he died, maybe betterthan living in pain
I want to hug steven
steven wants to hug you
he's a real sex offender guyzz archive.is/WlJ4G
+Kiwi they're all fake. It's a thing someone decided to start after ripping on the guy was cool.
Louis Upton Damn
Michael Kofph that's awful there's probably alot of people who still believe he did those things. Poor guy :(
When he whipped the bowl of rice into the microwave I lost it.
The fact that ethan is all alone for the video adds to the sadness
Ethan, dude bring back the shaky Hila-cam. This angle and the lack of shakiness really fucks with me. I just feel like having Hila behind the camera adds much more personality to the video
idk tho
keep doing papas work
i agree. something about hila filming brings out ethan's humor even more.
saym
made it feel like we were there next to him lol (no creeper)
#dicksoutforhila
+cosmosis Ethans still relatively funny if not funnier . Hila should start filming again tho #makehilagreatagain .
did anyone else crack up when he threw the bag of rice into the microwave?
ElitesQuest
one of the most epic moments
had to scroll way too far for this comment, I fucking lost it
8:48
goddamn, when he threw the rice in the microwave, i laughed HARD
I was crying with laughter the whole fucking time man. One of the best videos they've made for sure.
Who misses this Ethan 😭
I miss when this was what h3h3 was about. And they uploaded more lol. All those old videos were so good. Like guy whos in love with pacman and all that type of shit. Even more recent ones like 90 day fiance ones were so good
I agree. h3h3 was a lot more fun and enjoyable to watch when it was about, in the words of Ethan himself, "some weird funky dudes doing some weird funky stuff". Which is why the podcast makes me so sad.
It's not that Steven doesn't feel pain anymore. *He feels it all the time.*
Pissed-off Dinosaur steven has transcended into the physical and mental embodiment of pain itself
because he's dead (he died 1 day before his birthday) and is probably in hell for absolutely no reason
@@ivanfraevich942 holy shit r u serious
That's my secret cap, I'm always depressed
He has learned to live with it.
I genuinely feel sad for this man. He looks like all his dreams have failed.
Maybe thats why he sexually abused someone
If a 18 year old guy has sex with a 17 year old girl he will be registered as a sex offender.
+Roseface Uh, no. He had two offenses, one in 1987, and one in 2002. And the one in 2002 was forcible rape.
starlightyuno He is still human.
+Owen M A human that was wrongly accused of raping children
9:40 that "Uuuh Wa oOh" Ethan shouted is smoothly fitted and well tuned with the background music.10/10✨
next up were gonna cook your hopes and dreams
loooool
ahahah
We're*
Quits Poem microwave*
Quits Poem y
This actually made me feel sad.
I hope hes doing alright...
Steven Reed was a sex offender, in 1983, and in 2002 he was convicted. From which he was shanked in jail and died. RIP. Don't feel bad bro.
Got a source otherwise you are spreading BS.
i heard he died.
or you could google it archive.is/WlJ4G
well DAMN
I revisit this video at least once a month, and I have to say it is probably the best H3H3 video. Nothing tops this video to me
Man i miss the good ole days of h3
imagine seeing some man crying next to a lake, eating a bowl of chili-cheese dip and chips with the jar still inside
*with his bare hands*
@Odi you just ruined the joke tbh
@Odi thanks for canceling out the joy I received from the joke
@Odimy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined thanks
I would prefer to be the random person on a boat trying to sight see the city and there’s a man being filmed smashing cheese wiz and chili into his face from tupperware with his bare hands.
I mean, if anything perfectly encapsulates the city it’s gotta be that.
I also don't even know 3 to 6 people to share a bowl of dip with. This really is too real.
Me too 😭
Kelly G 2 to 5 people*
F
The only people i know to share a bowl of dip is my family members •́ ‿ ,•̀
NY Ethan was him at his best.
The legend goes that Steven is HowToBasic's dad...
Hes dead
inside
Yep.
can we keep this legend going please?
I would be depressed too if he was my son
0:38 "And I'm............Steven Reed." Damn, I swear I felt that man's crippling depression when he paused.
bro ikr, I physically felt the pure depression
Salty Fries Breathe it in like Oxygen. It makes you stronger
Eryn Power lol
420 likes.
He had an identity crisis mid-sentence
“This isn’t even prison food this is prisoner-of-war food”
this is seriously so fucking good... easily enough cries and laughs for 3 to 6 people
His shirt isn't even ironed!!! what kind of television is this!!
depression tv
Quality
Reality
Headbanger's Kitchen public access tv
Utah college town tv, lmao
The way he threw the rice in the microwave made me fucking lose it
Yes, best part of the video!
Same
I was about the comment that
same lmao
Me too lol
Miss this, miss this Ethan , I miss myself 6 years ago😢
The golden age
I miss it
it doesn't matter how old and jaded you are, you really learn something new everday. You can cook spaghetti in a microwave. That shit literally blew my fucking mind.
You can cook pretty much anything in a microwave as long as you put it in the..the thing.
Don't forget to leave the plastic utensils in the bowl, that's the secret ingredient for speeding up the process.
+Carpenter *sadness
Bruh. You can cook it in a coffee pot.
That kind of thing should occur to someone without needing to be shown it.
This is better than Gordon Ramsey
This food is SAAAAAAAD
Bad Meme THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING RAW
Bad Meme He died 1012 one day before his birthday and he was accused of being a pedophile but I believe that he is not
Rizal Idris
He died a long time ago, eh?
Dying one day before his birthday is proof of how sad he was, truly the second saddest man in existence.
Rizal Idris do you mean 2012 or 2010 or do you actually mean 1012
my comfort videos are all of h3h3 old vlogs
“Suicidal thoughts is actually the third ingredient in this bag” lmaooooo
I can't watch this video, I feel too sad for this guy. :/
Jessica S ^^^ this so hard I've watched every Ethan and hila/h3 reaction but I've never been able to bring myself to finish this specific video it's just so sad
I couldn't continue either
wab jahmarely kdks
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Just the first few seconds made my heart break and I can't finish.
He's a kiddie diddler tho
I felt so bad for Steven reed, his voice was so depressing
Card Magic11 This actually made me cry I feel bad for him.
those are eyes of a man that has been eating $1 microwaved spaghetti his whole life
I watch this now at the end of every summer to prepare for fall.. its very melancholic
Guess I'm here for my fall sadness lol, also forgot I left this comment.
@@OOZiTen I miss h3h3.
Honestly I just want to help that man
Memestar well he died in 2012 unfortunately, a day before his birthday..
Shank P now that is really sad
Shank P why he died?
Memestar he passed away in 2012
Boss Bro196 wait rly
Tbh this vid was kinda funny at times but it genuinely made me feel sad for the guy he legit looks like he has given up on life and I feel bad for him
+Rigby ! :( he is sad
+Rigby ! Wth
His children probably forgot about him and he doesn't even remember their faces anyway
yeah same if Steven had a UA-cam I'd subscribe
+Super Busted Brothers he just embraced the void,the meaningless of life and death itself