How Can a Cooking Show be this Sad?!

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  • Опубліковано 9 сер 2016
  • Weber cooks his way right into my heart and breaks it :(
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    Theme Song by MajorLeagueWobs:
    / strangeholder
    Remix from the end by EchoRobot:
    / great-moves-keep-it-up
    Source videos:
    Spaghetti:
    • Weber Cooks - Spaghett...
    Nachos:
    • Weber cooks - Chili & ...
    Rice-a-Roni:
    • Weber Cooks - Rice-a-R...
    Music Credits:
    "Emotional Sad Piano Music, Touch" by Mattia Cupelli
    • Emotional Sad Piano Mu...
    Rock Tune by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/...)
    Artist: audionautix.com/
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  • @imjustasnail
    @imjustasnail 7 років тому +3861

    "you put the rice in the.. the thing"

    • @Slugthing
      @Slugthing 7 років тому +80

      Erika Peterson It's not the bowl, it's the, the thing.

    • @amrudevil
      @amrudevil 7 років тому +7

      it's the stone guy from fantastic4

    • @Jake-pr7js
      @Jake-pr7js 7 років тому +3

      AmruDevil the thing

    • @neku2741
      @neku2741 7 років тому +28

      at least he have a microwave, i boil eggs in electric kettle, then make tea and have boil eggs for dinner.

    • @goober1846
      @goober1846 7 років тому +2

      AYY LMAO

  • @ivypirata9332
    @ivypirata9332 4 роки тому +3606

    "hello wild cats"
    cries

    • @trolek852
      @trolek852 4 роки тому +3

      @Yung King what

    • @notafascist3171
      @notafascist3171 4 роки тому +5

      Yung King yeah what???

    • @error6767
      @error6767 4 роки тому +50

      Yung King that’s false information. The molestor had a similar name but they aren’t the same person. Please don’t spread the false rumours

    • @OliverSandys
      @OliverSandys 4 роки тому +1

      Yung King where can you find his mugshot

    • @finnl1068
      @finnl1068 4 роки тому +39

      Yung King dam really sucks that u can’t remember. You could always search it up seeing as it apparently takes 2 minutes? Talk shit if u can back it up, I’ll believe it with an article

  • @danielbrown3048
    @danielbrown3048 4 роки тому +6262

    God, this poor man seems so legitimately messed up. This is really depressing. The guy he’s reacting to also seems kinda sad I guess

    • @flauntyice8183
      @flauntyice8183 4 роки тому +95

      OMG LOL

    • @shofik558
      @shofik558 4 роки тому +20

      Bruh

    • @yaboirandall7638
      @yaboirandall7638 4 роки тому +46

      @@kianyates6302 proof please do not shit on people like this if you don't have any proof

    • @zan6585
      @zan6585 4 роки тому +18

      TheRealDownbubbles2 No he’s not you piece of shit. Stop spreading misinformation because it’s a convenient played out joke.

    • @sergeantrhymespitter
      @sergeantrhymespitter 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao

  • @ethanodon6006
    @ethanodon6006 4 роки тому +661

    9:40 why Ethan’s groans of depression harmonize so good with the background music

    • @Surreally0
      @Surreally0 4 роки тому +37

      Bruh, ikr. It sounds like some Creed shit

    • @DiceDecides
      @DiceDecides 4 роки тому +79

      WTH I THOUGHT THAT WAS PART OF THE SONG

    • @AleX-fs4ww
      @AleX-fs4ww 3 роки тому +17

      Dude. I literally thought that was the song

    • @jadchahhal1748
      @jadchahhal1748 3 роки тому +15

      Sounds like nirvana🤣🤣

    • @Niaz_S
      @Niaz_S 3 роки тому

      tru

  • @amandamorais2715
    @amandamorais2715 4 роки тому +8648

    he grabs the bowl with his bare hands so he can feel something

    • @ariefferdaus31
      @ariefferdaus31 4 роки тому +113

      DAMN

    • @vietboy.V
      @vietboy.V 4 роки тому +57

      Pain.

    • @shooterbass1047
      @shooterbass1047 4 роки тому +31

      Jimmy Rustling the needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting

    • @darealkokujinz1503
      @darealkokujinz1503 4 роки тому +5

      Jimmy Rustling deep

    • @metachrist723
      @metachrist723 4 роки тому +5

      @Jimmy Rustling I appreciate this but why isn't it a sexual innuendo? 😂😂😂😂

  • @woahtrisha8889
    @woahtrisha8889 7 років тому +6430

    he eats the spaghetti to forgetti

    • @lynchm0bs874
      @lynchm0bs874 7 років тому +26

      he eats the spaghetti so he can forgetti*

    • @hikaritrif2167
      @hikaritrif2167 7 років тому +47

      +Siggurd Bjorn stfu

    • @yaknoe4659
      @yaknoe4659 7 років тому +6

      he ate the forgetti then and then he remember what his life was.
      #Prayforsteven

    • @RocketTurret
      @RocketTurret 7 років тому +16

      +Siggurd Bjorn -his regretti

    • @KanalDerGutenSache
      @KanalDerGutenSache 7 років тому +37

      knees weak arms are heavy

  • @sunkcostfallacy2738
    @sunkcostfallacy2738 2 роки тому +493

    Damn, I can't believe this was five years ago. I miss this prepared content by h3h3.

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 2 роки тому +76

      Ugh me too.. the podcast makes me want to die

    • @reynaldoponce3422
      @reynaldoponce3422 2 роки тому

      @@rae7864 I don't think that's the podcast I think it's just your miserable ass

    • @Philly505
      @Philly505 2 роки тому +3

      Hopefully we’ll see him back soon

    • @waspywasp451
      @waspywasp451 2 роки тому +38

      @@Philly505 Nah dudebro, it's too late. There's no way they're doing this type of content in the future

    • @Philly505
      @Philly505 Рік тому

      @@waspywasp451 probably tru

  • @martywilsonlife
    @martywilsonlife 4 роки тому +195

    "You dump the rice into the 'thing'"...

    • @toridona9736
      @toridona9736 4 роки тому +20

      I seriously dont understand why Ethan didnt point that out. I absolutely died

    • @ashleygallo6265
      @ashleygallo6265 3 роки тому +20

      He didnt even have enough care to call it a bowl which is common sense...he doesnt care about anything anymore...poor guy :(

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @JisooTurtleRabbitt
      @JisooTurtleRabbitt 3 роки тому +6

      Am I the only one thinking that he needed to ad water 😂

    • @GridSeer
      @GridSeer 2 роки тому

      🥲

  • @goodsirfilms
    @goodsirfilms 5 років тому +7593

    When the “Steeeeeeeven” song started playing, I legit thought that it was something Ethan/Hila made haha

  • @Madchimpz
    @Madchimpz 7 років тому +1684

    8:00
    You just dump the rice.. into the thing. He doesn't even bother to say dish or bowl, just thing.

    • @esaw7067
      @esaw7067 7 років тому +159

      Madchimpz I'm pretty sure he gave up trying ages ago

    • @samumohacsi
      @samumohacsi 7 років тому +15

      Madchimpz do the thing

    • @cyrusgoodarzi8594
      @cyrusgoodarzi8594 7 років тому +9

      Lord Bumbo Zhu Lee do the thing

  • @cwiebes2651
    @cwiebes2651 4 роки тому +392

    I can’t tell if he’s camera shy or just lowkey depressed. Legit feel bad for him.

    • @mokushmasmo6009
      @mokushmasmo6009 4 роки тому +1

      MR MENTALITY how hot?

    • @remopoldmann5402
      @remopoldmann5402 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah he seems to be pretty sad dude, but Steven from the cooking show also seems kinda depressed

    • @PurpleMoon799
      @PurpleMoon799 3 роки тому +2

      probably both

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 3 роки тому +388

    6:31 when he is coughing and punching the microwave is such an underrated moment in this video xD funniest part probably still

    • @sergiomissaglia6380
      @sergiomissaglia6380 3 роки тому +4

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! SADNESS MEANS FEELING NO PAIN GRRRRRRR 😂

    • @bobbysells9226
      @bobbysells9226 3 роки тому +17

      I love when he chucks the bag of rice in the microwave then it cuts away and he's just standing right in front of it staring into it as it cooks. Lol

    • @Forenzikproductions
      @Forenzikproductions 3 роки тому +3

      Also when he stirs the nacho cheese canister in the chili with his plastic knife 😂😂😂

    • @djdannydan1203
      @djdannydan1203 2 роки тому +2

      @@Forenzikproductions that part always takes me out lmfao

    • @Blernster
      @Blernster 2 роки тому

      xD

  • @andrewpeterson7807
    @andrewpeterson7807 6 років тому +1504

    Who else feels like they're worth exactly 3 stirs

    • @Ralphfish4
      @Ralphfish4 6 років тому +77

      Andrew peterson
      I had the exact same bag of rice on my shelf that Ethan ate. My life is worth two stirs at best.

    • @akro7481
      @akro7481 6 років тому +13

      Andrew peterson you're worth more than that, man. You're like 9 stirs at least.

    • @ArushiSharmacr7
      @ArushiSharmacr7 6 років тому +29

      i'm worth one stir at best

    • @holymoleywowzers
      @holymoleywowzers 6 років тому +24

      Forever, I will be... always... un-stirred

    • @silverfoot6079
      @silverfoot6079 6 років тому +13

      My life is worth 45 seconds in the microwave

  • @imawesome066
    @imawesome066 7 років тому +3896

    not even my heelies can escape these feelies

    • @Wuaff23
      @Wuaff23 7 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @k.rahimi4969
      @k.rahimi4969 7 років тому +10

      Thanks for the keks

    • @ashleyiceblade7460
      @ashleyiceblade7460 7 років тому

      XD

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 7 років тому +5

      I used Soaps. Still didn't work. The curb to my heart was too long to Soap out of....

    • @Tiahaxmy
      @Tiahaxmy 7 років тому +5

      undeniable young sinatra

  • @LurkerPatrol5
    @LurkerPatrol5 3 роки тому +219

    "Thats not even prison food, that's prisoner of war food".
    I'm on the floor, that line is so good.

    • @aaronramsden1657
      @aaronramsden1657 3 роки тому +4

      I've been to prison and can confirm it's not that bad

    • @ashleydelacuadra3826
      @ashleydelacuadra3826 2 роки тому

      @@aaronramsden1657 jail is tho it's actually worse

    • @CoburtCocain
      @CoburtCocain 2 роки тому +1

      Same I'm on the floor of a prison too

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 Рік тому +1

      Imagine if Ethan was still funny like that

  • @MrDirkieman
    @MrDirkieman 4 роки тому +144

    Imagine going on a romantic boat ride and Ethan is next to you eating tortilla chips with chili and cheese...

  • @poio9536
    @poio9536 7 років тому +4155

    How can we cook food when he's cooking our hearts

  • @merlinsiervo
    @merlinsiervo 6 років тому +802

    This is the opposite of Bob Ross' The Joy of Painting.

    • @danielkhan1
      @danielkhan1 6 років тому +92

      The Meloncholy of Cooking

    • @jingyu97
      @jingyu97 6 років тому

      Ainsley Harriott The Joy of Cooking *bruh*

    • @Severalsoundsprod
      @Severalsoundsprod 6 років тому

      That One Weird kid browsing through the Internet is Steven dead?

    • @GetIsekaid
      @GetIsekaid 6 років тому +1

      That One Weird kid browsing through the Internet He pissed in public what's your problem?

  • @capt.k6782
    @capt.k6782 4 роки тому +672

    not gonna lie this is definitely me when im depressed

    • @inksnail1458
      @inksnail1458 4 роки тому +3

      Damn, is that what this feeling is?

    • @bellyidol971
      @bellyidol971 4 роки тому +13

      Not gonna lie this is definitely me when your comment made me laugh

    • @missrdl1977
      @missrdl1977 3 роки тому +3

      Oh my. That's what's wrong with me.

  • @dusk_en
    @dusk_en Рік тому +161

    I miss this h3h3

    • @Luke-wz9wc
      @Luke-wz9wc Рік тому +4

      ok npc

    • @RedesCat
      @RedesCat Рік тому +4

      ok npc

    • @winlover37
      @winlover37 11 місяців тому +20

      Imagine being called an npc for a w take. Podcast npcs are a different breed

    • @artheaux666
      @artheaux666 9 місяців тому

      @@winlover37 imagine complaining about something when there’s years of these videos for you to watch instead of complaining over it. Grow tf up or stfu.

    • @Emtrax.
      @Emtrax. Місяць тому

      His dip is like Game of Thrones, from the greatest to something I can't even watch anymore

  • @dumyjobby
    @dumyjobby 5 років тому +1911

    Steven needs hugs from 3 to 6 people.

    • @nikkid8519
      @nikkid8519 5 років тому +6

      @@gloriousmeme3960 are you for real?

    • @gloriousmeme3960
      @gloriousmeme3960 5 років тому +6

      @@nikkid8519 yeah its been proven

    • @web7014
      @web7014 4 роки тому +3

      Y'all are making this up smh 😂

    • @kunglao3381
      @kunglao3381 4 роки тому +11

      @@seebarino get a life

    • @christianordonez5704
      @christianordonez5704 4 роки тому +2

      @@kunglao3381 if you tell people to get a life and you make vids about Creed 2 who do you think needs to get a life

  • @elgamer3003
    @elgamer3003 6 років тому +447

    "Your life is worth more than three stirs."
    That was fucking poetic...

  • @drawbridge1
    @drawbridge1 4 роки тому +136

    I feel so sad, seeing old people sad makes me sad. This is why I'm sad. Sadness befalls me as I will be sad for this sad old man.

  • @marymichalak7907
    @marymichalak7907 4 роки тому +217

    This video is one of their funniest ones. I cry laughing every time I come back to it. They made fire videos when they lived in NYC.

    • @tuumanka7974
      @tuumanka7974 3 роки тому +3

      This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen after flex tape

    • @ashleygallo6265
      @ashleygallo6265 3 роки тому +4

      Ne too this and the pepsi one where ethan pretends the pepsi is killing him and hes bleeding from this mouth at the boardwalk. I laugh so much.

  • @francescofulghieri9608
    @francescofulghieri9608 5 років тому +1566

    He’s so sad and he keeps hesitating when he talks. I can feel his anxiety and depression from here.

  • @keithurban9353
    @keithurban9353 7 років тому +597

    I'm a wild cat for life

    • @pegacis
      @pegacis 6 років тому +6

      what is it , time of our lives!!!!!!!!!
      quoting highschool musical for anyone who dosent know

    • @Kiwienjoyer617
      @Kiwienjoyer617 6 років тому

      Keith Urban I AM WILDCAT y'know the gaming youtuber?

  • @caliplaysgamez
    @caliplaysgamez Рік тому +165

    I used to laugh at this video but now I walk around just like steven

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 Рік тому +1

      Omg right 😂😂😂😂

    • @AyanChatterjeeYudodis
      @AyanChatterjeeYudodis Рік тому +1

      us

    • @chrismescudi6594
      @chrismescudi6594 5 місяців тому +1

      I miss who I was before I hate what I am what the sadness and pain forged a broken man. Just my daughter keeps me going someone has to raise her

  • @sondresjlie2975
    @sondresjlie2975 4 роки тому +53

    "Hello there cool cats and kittens"... now thats foreshadowing

  • @Akiren88
    @Akiren88 7 років тому +2224

    tbh i feel sorry for him

    • @juvedoo99
      @juvedoo99 7 років тому

      +Michael Cruz Nice profile pic. Apex Twin is GOD. Papa bless up

    • @skeletonjazz3110
      @skeletonjazz3110 7 років тому +12

      +Fables2003 He was a sex offender, he was killed in prison

    • @itorporkorp3802
      @itorporkorp3802 7 років тому

      +B/\ND1T D3M0N killed? was he shanked or smthn?

    • @quad2847
      @quad2847 7 років тому +26

      I know Ethan really needs some help :(

    • @thiagofod
      @thiagofod 7 років тому

      same

  • @tommy1523
    @tommy1523 7 років тому +666

    There's sadness in his bowl already, mom's spaghetti, he's sad but on the surface he looks dead and empty, to drop water, but he keeps on cooking.

    • @_Brohan
      @_Brohan 6 років тому +2

      well, he probably did have a drain or something right there... maybe.

    • @nasusgg8274
      @nasusgg8274 6 років тому +9

      TommyBoy he is nervous but in the services he looks calm and ready

    • @greentaigo2552
      @greentaigo2552 6 років тому +7

      Brohan89 you know that this person is making an Eminem reference right

    • @rizalidris8328
      @rizalidris8328 6 років тому

      TommyBoy He died 1012 one day before his birthday and he was accused of being a pedophile but I believe that he is not

    • @momsspaghetti9970
      @momsspaghetti9970 6 років тому +1

      Did someone call me?

  • @lukisnootis5708
    @lukisnootis5708 2 роки тому +19

    H3H3productions > H3 podcast

  • @NeatoBurrito05
    @NeatoBurrito05 4 місяці тому +10

    Sometimes i come back to watch these videps to remind myself of the old h3h3

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 7 років тому +2660

    *Your life is worth more than three stirs of nacho dip.*
    Inspiring words. Helped me out of a tough time.

    • @CarlosRamos-gw9qx
      @CarlosRamos-gw9qx 6 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @margie887
      @margie887 6 років тому +33

      Someone needs to put that on a t-shirt

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 6 років тому +11

      OH COME ON YOU CAN STIR IT MORE THAN THREE TIMES

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 6 років тому +5

      CleverNameHere I'd honestly buy a shirt with that on.
      Hell, I'd make one on my own if I could.

    • @buyerofsorts
      @buyerofsorts 5 років тому +5

      So you got your shit together for a fourth stir?

  • @fantoonstic
    @fantoonstic 5 років тому +2278

    this video cured, and then subsequently gave me back my depression.

  • @MB-tk5hj
    @MB-tk5hj Рік тому +50

    Still the best H3H3 video ever made

    • @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015
      @sneezydeezymcdeluxe7015 Рік тому

      Ainsley EXE is hands down the best they ever made. I genuinely nearly died of laughter the first time I saw it. I thought I was going to pass out.

    • @Josh-vi6hf
      @Josh-vi6hf 5 місяців тому

      agreed it’s my fave also!!

  • @masonferris5910
    @masonferris5910 2 роки тому +16

    I can’t be the only one that thought y’all added the girl singing his voice in as another layer of sadness.

  • @amberm.5418
    @amberm.5418 7 років тому +1382

    "here you just dump the rice, into the thing.."

    • @SkeithLangley
      @SkeithLangley 7 років тому +37

      I'm glad someone else mentioned this.

    • @mayac.3514
      @mayac.3514 6 років тому +46

      Amber M. "The thing" oh my god I feel so bad for that man :(

    • @amberm.5418
      @amberm.5418 6 років тому +2

      Me too!

    • @Rectangle101
      @Rectangle101 6 років тому +9

      It's a bowl or pot thing it's hard yano thinking of kitchen utensils on camera it's about ya boi professor proton

    • @alexpope4642
      @alexpope4642 6 років тому +5

      Amber M. Sounds kinda like a rick and Morty interdimensional t.v quote

  • @sonicmik
    @sonicmik 5 років тому +2453

    Pro tip, salt it with your own tears for that extra flavor savings.

  • @ayejay2457
    @ayejay2457 2 роки тому +19

    A trip down memory lane with these videos

  • @mastercheif878
    @mastercheif878 4 роки тому +32

    9:41 Ethan groaning legit sounds like a late 90s early 2000s grunge song lmao

  • @Aterhallsam
    @Aterhallsam 5 років тому +3484

    ”Just dump the rice in to the thing”
    He couldnt even be bothered to use the word ”bowl”.

    • @collisionsaresore7327
      @collisionsaresore7327 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 5 років тому +109

      There is no time when you are needing to visualize your own death as much as this guy.

    • @Sadlittlecloud
      @Sadlittlecloud 5 років тому +18

      dacypher22 he passed away a day before his birthday

    • @Bluewolf23
      @Bluewolf23 5 років тому +11

      yung fluer god now I’m even more depressed.

    • @RobotWaffles
      @RobotWaffles 5 років тому +12

      @@Sadlittlecloud serious??

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 6 років тому +637

    03:52 he microwaved a plate of marinara sauce with no covering and nothing splattered on the walls. This dude isn't just metal, he's a fucking wizard.

    • @Daughter_ofStars
      @Daughter_ofStars 6 років тому +7

      He put Skwisgaar Skwigelf to shame.

    • @oaedeoi
      @oaedeoi 6 років тому +7

      At 600 Watts or lover it should not splatter but i use always the cover to be shure

  • @Hydro-_-
    @Hydro-_- 2 роки тому +7

    Steven died last year.
    Rest in piece king 🕊️

  • @nickseger3405
    @nickseger3405 3 роки тому +53

    The way he tossed that bag of rice into the microwave got me dying 😂

    • @AlexanderTehG
      @AlexanderTehG 2 місяці тому

      I legit burst out laughing I wasn't prepared

  • @BestAtNothing
    @BestAtNothing 7 років тому +9835

    I swear I thought that "Steven" song at 1:13 was your editing at first lol

    • @nxxm2504
      @nxxm2504 7 років тому +37

      Big

    • @MrNaposey
      @MrNaposey 7 років тому +406

      I laughed so hard when I realized that was not Hila editing!

    • @lesslycepeda9693
      @lesslycepeda9693 7 років тому +11

      same lmao

    • @DT-dx4cz
      @DT-dx4cz 7 років тому +8

      Yea me tube

    • @vivo-kw5mf
      @vivo-kw5mf 7 років тому +7

      yeah lol

  • @ChrisPoindexter98
    @ChrisPoindexter98 6 років тому +682

    "Your life is worth more than 3 stirs." - Ethan Klein, 2016.
    Words to live by.

  • @30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44
    @30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 4 роки тому +90

    This how ima be when i am 70, still a virgin eating god damn cold beans out of the can and watching the morning news

    • @martynasgrifas1689
      @martynasgrifas1689 4 роки тому +5

      Barack Hussein Obama II i mean its pretty easy to have sex,when youre with women in your league,youre not an asshole and you shower everyday

    • @petezah4597
      @petezah4597 4 роки тому +3

      @@martynasgrifas1689 not for us introverted muchacho's it's not

    • @petezah4597
      @petezah4597 4 роки тому

      @@martynasgrifas1689 especially if you don't have a league, or aren't 'with' any fellow humans

    • @martynasgrifas1689
      @martynasgrifas1689 4 роки тому +4

      Pete Zah I guess then its just your choice not do it

    • @brown_gurl
      @brown_gurl 3 роки тому +3

      @@petezah4597 there's no such thing as leagues bro. Find someone you seriously get along with that has the same sense of humor and you'll be on your way to fuck town, maybe

  • @creamu-
    @creamu- 2 роки тому +42

    Damn Ethan in his prime here

  • @BurritoTFB
    @BurritoTFB 7 років тому +485

    Jesus man, by the last video I felt like they don't even let him leave the set, like he sleeps under the table an just wakes up to record the cooking piece, look at his hair man!! Dammit Weber...

    • @BigStomper
      @BigStomper 7 років тому +1

      Burrito that's what sec offenders have to do for the rest of their lives

    • @Mikko74
      @Mikko74 7 років тому +25

      Weber's life matters

    • @deadbeatninja8618
      @deadbeatninja8618 7 років тому +1

      Burrito lol

    • @paco1022
      @paco1022 7 років тому

      Burrito he has huge bags under his eyes

  • @jwilburo1234
    @jwilburo1234 7 років тому +498

    That's how I make my spaghetti, and I can confirm I died inside a while ago.

    • @hujass300
      @hujass300 7 років тому +2

      But you still put meat in the sauce, right?

    • @yungblase
      @yungblase 7 років тому

      +Hu Jass lmfao

    • @furhadnasserjah123
      @furhadnasserjah123 7 років тому +1

      +Hu Jass nah, vegan.

    • @LoganWarner
      @LoganWarner 7 років тому +2

      No he didn't die. That gravestone said he was born in November, but on the sex offender sights, he was born in March

    • @Boomer8824
      @Boomer8824 7 років тому +1

      Brian Welsh he died in 2012 his DOB was November 21ist

  • @lucyb8802
    @lucyb8802 3 роки тому +5

    Anyone else watching old vids... I miss them so much

  • @momentarylapse1362
    @momentarylapse1362 3 місяці тому +6

    Every now and then I revisit this video. Such a classic.

  • @jros3002
    @jros3002 6 років тому +1970

    This guy genuinely makes me feel sad.

  • @ylette
    @ylette 7 років тому +263

    Don't make fun of Steven, man. He was held hostage by ISIS when they made him do these videos.

    • @ylette
      @ylette 7 років тому +5

      Evil rumors spread by his ruthless hostage takers.

    • @tobyytoby6312
      @tobyytoby6312 7 років тому +1

      #savestevenreed

    • @isabellaaguiar412
      @isabellaaguiar412 7 років тому +1

      Make food in Microwave if you need help

    • @cleo7867
      @cleo7867 7 років тому +21

      he's marina joyce's uncle

    • @GorillazFan-
      @GorillazFan- 7 років тому +2

      he peed in a bush

  • @ced5506
    @ced5506 Рік тому +20

    Ah the good old days of H3H3, I’m still a fan but I miss his old content can’t believe this was 5 years ago.

  • @dysennn
    @dysennn Рік тому +24

    i miss this era of h3h3 😞

    • @HyperMoon
      @HyperMoon Рік тому +8

      This stuff is the best

  • @wadehackett9915
    @wadehackett9915 6 років тому +374

    He has the equivalent sadness of 3 - 6 people.

  • @zenosyne9065
    @zenosyne9065 6 років тому +765

    8:02
    “You just dump the rice into... the thing.”

  • @Matty_Ice87
    @Matty_Ice87 11 місяців тому +11

    Here we are in mid 2023 all wishing and longing for the great ol content that used to be H3H3….😢

  • @whatshallwedonext
    @whatshallwedonext 3 роки тому +179

    That's a broken man right there :( Who hurt you Steven?

  • @olivialucretia6720
    @olivialucretia6720 6 років тому +308

    he microwaved his will to live

  • @Sirgabriel97
    @Sirgabriel97 6 років тому +472

    "And today we're making a ...uh, rice dish, this one you just dump the rice... into the thing ... " he's so hopeless he just doesn't care anymore

    • @alarmmclock4460
      @alarmmclock4460 5 років тому +8

      gabriel M And that was the first video he made

    • @PantsuGod
      @PantsuGod 5 років тому +3

      No, he's dead.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 3 роки тому +183

    6:46 *I had tears coming out I was laughing so hard dude*

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 8 місяців тому +13

    can we cancel podcasts we've had enough

  • @rifathossain6140
    @rifathossain6140 7 років тому +2612

    looks like the guy could use some help :( he looks lonely af . hope he's okay

    • @handofstand
      @handofstand 7 років тому +62

      nope

    • @svein6555
      @svein6555 7 років тому +199

      he is sadly dead

    • @TrollBenable
      @TrollBenable 7 років тому +38

      pedophiles shouldnt be happy?

    • @zdecfzdcvz
      @zdecfzdcvz 7 років тому +282

      Dude, he's not a pedophile, that case is completely fake and it got busted a long time ago.

    • @TrollBenable
      @TrollBenable 7 років тому +9

      SupaL33tKillar i read he died, maybe betterthan living in pain

  • @mrs.benbarns1883
    @mrs.benbarns1883 7 років тому +504

    I want to hug steven

    • @nibbajerry8036
      @nibbajerry8036 7 років тому +13

      steven wants to hug you

    • @panificiooo
      @panificiooo 7 років тому +6

      he's a real sex offender guyzz archive.is/WlJ4G

    • @michaelkofph4879
      @michaelkofph4879 7 років тому +8

      +Kiwi they're all fake. It's a thing someone decided to start after ripping on the guy was cool.

    • @muhdsyahmimj2207
      @muhdsyahmimj2207 7 років тому

      Louis Upton Damn

    • @mrs.benbarns1883
      @mrs.benbarns1883 7 років тому +7

      Michael Kofph that's awful there's probably alot of people who still believe he did those things. Poor guy :(

  • @w.b.7721
    @w.b.7721 4 роки тому +32

    When he whipped the bowl of rice into the microwave I lost it.

  • @jinx8624
    @jinx8624 Рік тому +13

    The fact that ethan is all alone for the video adds to the sadness

  • @shannonrichnak9141
    @shannonrichnak9141 7 років тому +1975

    Ethan, dude bring back the shaky Hila-cam. This angle and the lack of shakiness really fucks with me. I just feel like having Hila behind the camera adds much more personality to the video
    idk tho
    keep doing papas work

    • @EnjoyerofYoutube
      @EnjoyerofYoutube 7 років тому +149

      i agree. something about hila filming brings out ethan's humor even more.

    • @IAN-vp3mi
      @IAN-vp3mi 7 років тому +1

      saym

    • @born2hate41
      @born2hate41 7 років тому +19

      made it feel like we were there next to him lol (no creeper)

    • @davidcrossmier6012
      @davidcrossmier6012 7 років тому +62

      #dicksoutforhila

    • @brandonlamont9856
      @brandonlamont9856 7 років тому +33

      +cosmosis Ethans still relatively funny if not funnier . Hila should start filming again tho #makehilagreatagain .

  • @ElitesQuest
    @ElitesQuest 7 років тому +309

    did anyone else crack up when he threw the bag of rice into the microwave?

    • @johnbrowning4876
      @johnbrowning4876 7 років тому +21

      ElitesQuest
      one of the most epic moments

    • @jaki730
      @jaki730 7 років тому +5

      had to scroll way too far for this comment, I fucking lost it

    • @imakerbadcontentrbad8664
      @imakerbadcontentrbad8664 7 років тому

      8:48

    • @DoctorRobertBobby
      @DoctorRobertBobby 7 років тому +4

      goddamn, when he threw the rice in the microwave, i laughed HARD

    • @AliceDiableaux
      @AliceDiableaux 7 років тому +8

      I was crying with laughter the whole fucking time man. One of the best videos they've made for sure.

  • @tyler3732
    @tyler3732 Рік тому +15

    Who misses this Ethan 😭

  • @Vocanimeify
    @Vocanimeify 4 роки тому +76

    I miss when this was what h3h3 was about. And they uploaded more lol. All those old videos were so good. Like guy whos in love with pacman and all that type of shit. Even more recent ones like 90 day fiance ones were so good

    • @C7S123R8P0M3
      @C7S123R8P0M3 3 роки тому +15

      I agree. h3h3 was a lot more fun and enjoyable to watch when it was about, in the words of Ethan himself, "some weird funky dudes doing some weird funky stuff". Which is why the podcast makes me so sad.

  • @penatio
    @penatio 5 років тому +919

    It's not that Steven doesn't feel pain anymore. *He feels it all the time.*

    • @Thezombieslayer175
      @Thezombieslayer175 5 років тому +35

      Pissed-off Dinosaur steven has transcended into the physical and mental embodiment of pain itself

    • @ivanfraevich942
      @ivanfraevich942 5 років тому +10

      because he's dead (he died 1 day before his birthday) and is probably in hell for absolutely no reason

    • @majikss
      @majikss 5 років тому +3

      @@ivanfraevich942 holy shit r u serious

    • @SpudNug69
      @SpudNug69 5 років тому +3

      That's my secret cap, I'm always depressed

    • @ButtMash1
      @ButtMash1 5 років тому

      He has learned to live with it.

  • @emkasCG
    @emkasCG 7 років тому +493

    I genuinely feel sad for this man. He looks like all his dreams have failed.

    • @conorj2185
      @conorj2185 7 років тому +14

      Maybe thats why he sexually abused someone

    • @hatemkhrouf8955
      @hatemkhrouf8955 7 років тому +7

      If a 18 year old guy has sex with a 17 year old girl he will be registered as a sex offender.

    • @aolson1111
      @aolson1111 7 років тому +1

      +Roseface Uh, no. He had two offenses, one in 1987, and one in 2002. And the one in 2002 was forcible rape.

    • @hatemkhrouf8955
      @hatemkhrouf8955 7 років тому +14

      starlightyuno He is still human.

    • @leecairnduff8021
      @leecairnduff8021 7 років тому +6

      +Owen M A human that was wrongly accused of raping children

  • @_ilyl3
    @_ilyl3 Рік тому +8

    9:40 that "Uuuh Wa oOh" Ethan shouted is smoothly fitted and well tuned with the background music.10/10✨

  • @quitspoem8651
    @quitspoem8651 6 років тому +961

    next up were gonna cook your hopes and dreams

  • @mafiaismafia
    @mafiaismafia 7 років тому +764

    This actually made me feel sad.
    I hope hes doing alright...

    • @GlitchGoblin
      @GlitchGoblin 7 років тому +61

      Steven Reed was a sex offender, in 1983, and in 2002 he was convicted. From which he was shanked in jail and died. RIP. Don't feel bad bro.

    • @TheUkichannel
      @TheUkichannel 7 років тому +99

      Got a source otherwise you are spreading BS.

    • @adam8ive
      @adam8ive 7 років тому

      i heard he died.

    • @greg93819381
      @greg93819381 7 років тому +40

      or you could google it archive.is/WlJ4G

    • @IceyciZool
      @IceyciZool 7 років тому

      well DAMN

  • @mattandryanfrommega6415
    @mattandryanfrommega6415 3 роки тому +11

    I revisit this video at least once a month, and I have to say it is probably the best H3H3 video. Nothing tops this video to me

  • @TheRealKnightchip
    @TheRealKnightchip 10 місяців тому +10

    Man i miss the good ole days of h3

  • @expressivepancake4693
    @expressivepancake4693 5 років тому +1203

    imagine seeing some man crying next to a lake, eating a bowl of chili-cheese dip and chips with the jar still inside

    • @yungtux8770
      @yungtux8770 5 років тому +57

      *with his bare hands*

    • @expressivepancake4693
      @expressivepancake4693 5 років тому +26

      @Odi you just ruined the joke tbh

    • @stenchemitter2407
      @stenchemitter2407 4 роки тому +14

      @Odi thanks for canceling out the joy I received from the joke

    • @Lavis-ck8dw
      @Lavis-ck8dw 4 роки тому +14

      @Odimy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined thanks

    • @dalegribble2792
      @dalegribble2792 4 роки тому +6

      I would prefer to be the random person on a boat trying to sight see the city and there’s a man being filmed smashing cheese wiz and chili into his face from tupperware with his bare hands.
      I mean, if anything perfectly encapsulates the city it’s gotta be that.

  • @kellyg4373
    @kellyg4373 5 років тому +612

    I also don't even know 3 to 6 people to share a bowl of dip with. This really is too real.

    • @karamonsterr
      @karamonsterr 5 років тому +4

      Me too 😭

    • @guy2574
      @guy2574 4 роки тому +3

      Kelly G 2 to 5 people*

    • @sergiomissaglia6380
      @sergiomissaglia6380 4 роки тому +1

      F

    • @dtlinh
      @dtlinh 4 роки тому

      The only people i know to share a bowl of dip is my family members •́ ‿ ,•̀

  • @TheRedFoxization
    @TheRedFoxization 2 роки тому +15

    NY Ethan was him at his best.

  • @DanielBrown-ee5tb
    @DanielBrown-ee5tb 7 років тому +5678

    The legend goes that Steven is HowToBasic's dad...

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation4013 6 років тому +504

    0:38 "And I'm............Steven Reed." Damn, I swear I felt that man's crippling depression when he paused.

    • @saltyfries680
      @saltyfries680 5 років тому +13

      bro ikr, I physically felt the pure depression

    • @erynsmerch3
      @erynsmerch3 5 років тому +2

      Salty Fries Breathe it in like Oxygen. It makes you stronger

    • @AB-qk8ld
      @AB-qk8ld 5 років тому +1

      Eryn Power lol

    • @fantoonstic
      @fantoonstic 5 років тому

      420 likes.

    • @j_calderxn
      @j_calderxn 5 років тому +2

      He had an identity crisis mid-sentence

  • @tucker3601
    @tucker3601 3 місяці тому +4

    “This isn’t even prison food this is prisoner-of-war food”

  • @MrNinjaone1
    @MrNinjaone1 2 роки тому +11

    this is seriously so fucking good... easily enough cries and laughs for 3 to 6 people

  • @HeadbangersKitchen
    @HeadbangersKitchen 6 років тому +1930

    His shirt isn't even ironed!!! what kind of television is this!!

  • @bluedabadee8997
    @bluedabadee8997 6 років тому +388

    The way he threw the rice in the microwave made me fucking lose it

  • @OctoberShark
    @OctoberShark Рік тому +8

    Miss this, miss this Ethan , I miss myself 6 years ago😢

  • @android17mate
    @android17mate 2 роки тому +5

    The golden age
    I miss it

  • @juleswoodbury2387
    @juleswoodbury2387 7 років тому +1164

    it doesn't matter how old and jaded you are, you really learn something new everday. You can cook spaghetti in a microwave. That shit literally blew my fucking mind.

    • @VCthaGOATdunker
      @VCthaGOATdunker 7 років тому +130

      You can cook pretty much anything in a microwave as long as you put it in the..the thing.

    • @Carpenter92
      @Carpenter92 7 років тому +69

      Don't forget to leave the plastic utensils in the bowl, that's the secret ingredient for speeding up the process.

    • @samuelkral6987
      @samuelkral6987 7 років тому +9

      +Carpenter *sadness

    • @TheBlackWaltz
      @TheBlackWaltz 7 років тому +10

      Bruh. You can cook it in a coffee pot.

    • @arctorusmedia
      @arctorusmedia 7 років тому

      That kind of thing should occur to someone without needing to be shown it.

  • @user-bt1ki9gn1v
    @user-bt1ki9gn1v 6 років тому +608

    This is better than Gordon Ramsey

    • @belladie4110
      @belladie4110 6 років тому +22

      This food is SAAAAAAAD

    • @zarcthesavage9079
      @zarcthesavage9079 6 років тому +17

      Bad Meme THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING RAW

    • @rizalidris8328
      @rizalidris8328 6 років тому +3

      Bad Meme He died 1012 one day before his birthday and he was accused of being a pedophile but I believe that he is not

    • @Okartel
      @Okartel 6 років тому +3

      Rizal Idris
      He died a long time ago, eh?
      Dying one day before his birthday is proof of how sad he was, truly the second saddest man in existence.

    • @emberd-l795
      @emberd-l795 6 років тому

      Rizal Idris do you mean 2012 or 2010 or do you actually mean 1012

  • @juliaquirozescobar
    @juliaquirozescobar Рік тому +3

    my comfort videos are all of h3h3 old vlogs

  • @93till__40
    @93till__40 4 роки тому +15

    “Suicidal thoughts is actually the third ingredient in this bag” lmaooooo

  • @jessica96
    @jessica96 7 років тому +1399

    I can't watch this video, I feel too sad for this guy. :/

    • @haterv6807
      @haterv6807 7 років тому +22

      Jessica S ^^^ this so hard I've watched every Ethan and hila/h3 reaction but I've never been able to bring myself to finish this specific video it's just so sad

    • @saravelasquez1372
      @saravelasquez1372 7 років тому +6

      I couldn't continue either

    • @hacked8695
      @hacked8695 7 років тому

      wab jahmarely kdks
      d

    • @Kashaww
      @Kashaww 7 років тому +11

      Just the first few seconds made my heart break and I can't finish.

    • @buoy9665
      @buoy9665 7 років тому +2

      He's a kiddie diddler tho

  • @cardmagic1157
    @cardmagic1157 7 років тому +717

    I felt so bad for Steven reed, his voice was so depressing

  • @hudsongreen1101
    @hudsongreen1101 2 роки тому +8

    those are eyes of a man that has been eating $1 microwaved spaghetti his whole life

  • @OOZiTen
    @OOZiTen 2 роки тому +6

    I watch this now at the end of every summer to prepare for fall.. its very melancholic

    • @OOZiTen
      @OOZiTen 8 місяців тому

      Guess I'm here for my fall sadness lol, also forgot I left this comment.

    • @AnthonyPompa
      @AnthonyPompa 5 місяців тому

      @@OOZiTen I miss h3h3.

  • @poseidon5104
    @poseidon5104 7 років тому +1993

    Honestly I just want to help that man

  • @eives44
    @eives44 7 років тому +1683

    Tbh this vid was kinda funny at times but it genuinely made me feel sad for the guy he legit looks like he has given up on life and I feel bad for him

    • @robbenfan1792
      @robbenfan1792 7 років тому

      +Rigby ! :( he is sad

    • @airi3222
      @airi3222 7 років тому

      +Rigby ! Wth

    • @SuperBustedBrothers1
      @SuperBustedBrothers1 7 років тому +8

      His children probably forgot about him and he doesn't even remember their faces anyway

    • @aaronmanzo1684
      @aaronmanzo1684 7 років тому +3

      yeah same if Steven had a UA-cam I'd subscribe

    • @viridian9673
      @viridian9673 7 років тому +7

      +Super Busted Brothers he just embraced the void,the meaningless of life and death itself