Polish Guru Fakes Being on the Ellen Show
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- Опубліковано 29 кві 2024
- Ellen DeGeneres look-a-like hosts a nutty Polish Guru, WHAT?!
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Noice vid m8
There's still plenty of time to GET WEIRD
h3h3Productions hey babe. wanna go out for dinner or something later?
Papa Bless
h3h3Productions hey you g u y s are great seriously
This guy's accent is literally idubbbz "foreigner" accent.
Gaming with Mikey! you mean edups European dubbbz
I wount to buy meincraft, but I cent afford twunniesix-nintyfiveeeee
Gaming with Mikey! I caught that too. On a similar subject, this guy's whole complex reminds me of Dayron Arias, albeit much more creepy.
Jelle Slagter Look mayrio, it's a mochroom!
Gaming with Mikey! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
you know whats scarier than a stalker ... a stalker with resources
joseph twitty facts
(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
Or a child
Like A..
A stalker with enough money who could pull this shit off !
This is my favorite Black Mirror episode.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m D E D
a manifestation of me in the shower pretending i'm being interviewed by a talk show host
😂
I literally did the same exact thing a few years ago 😂😂
Lmfao yes
Arthur Fleck & Murray
Plot twist: Ellen invites the doppleganger and leaves the guy out.
Produced and Directed by
M. Night Shyamalan.
That would be screwed up... if I had a show, I'd totally do that.
REKCEP Nah nah nah. It's only an M. Night movie if the twist is fucking ridiculous. Maybe the fake Ellen is actually the real Ellens long lost mom who is actually an undead corpse that was reanimated by the guru guy
Doesnt seem AAASSS crazy after watching the full video, besides all the stalking an shit
which one?
What would be funny is, if Ellen saw the video and decided to invite the impersonator instead.
JayceStardasher totally!
JayceStardasher
She should definitely do this
Yeah she should totally do that hahaha
JayceStardasher or Ethan and hila
She'll give her a lifetime supply of Ellen wigs
It's that time again, time to binge-watch all of h3h3's old videos again
Me too, I've just discovered them. Always watched the podcasts but only just come across these ones.
This is my first time watching all his videos and I like them
@@philstrachan you missed out on some bangers when they dropped. Make sure you watch the one on Ryan Jonazmus!
Aye it is
Yesss
Kinda reminds me of joker how he imagines himself in the murray show...
thats-- that's TRUE
But he was eventually and we all know what happened ..
@@lonleybeer well with jakobiak its different. since the fake Ellen show all he did was coming out as gay.
@@oliviatrojanowska5586 He was creepy in a fake show so if this was real it probably be worse
@@lonleybeer yessss u are absolutely right. he is still creepy tho
What would be funny is if Ellen saw THIS video and ended up inviting Ethan and Hila instead of his dude
Alpha Morty what if the fake Ellen invites ethan and hila 🤔
Āď A or he invites ethan and hila
Onto a new fake ellen show
janissaryfilms What if she hires a fake Ethan and Hila
Ellen Show is place where things die. I hope it doesn't happen.
for the longest time seeing this in my recommended i thought the guy pretended to be ellen.
Kollin Pitman OHMYGOD ME TOO
Kollin Pitman Same here too.
Same. I thought he's some master make-up artist.
32monexRB thats actually exactly what i thought
Kollin Pitman
He looks like Ellen
3 years later and I just realized that dollar store Ellen’s voice is dubbed over
Same!
Excuse me Sir, but you blew my mind
6:34 she speaks without voice 😅
„How about another Joke, Ellen?“
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah I think we've had enough of your jokes
Ellen should hire someone to impersonate this guy and have the impersonator on her show
trunkmunk3y that would be awesome
trunkmunk3y this guy looks like an impersonation of Matthias already
omg, hell like have a breakdown X3
trunkmunk3y on my fucking life
trunkmunk3y his life as a serial killer would start much faster than its on track to
i thought he was just gonna greenscreen himself into ellen footage jesus
he stepped up his game
This ain't a game to him, that man is insane.
I, for one, appreciate the return to authentic practical special effects.
would have been so much easier, and would probably look the same
Ngu Mi'gogl a
I love in the "candid" opening sequence when he calls his mom to tell her he's going on Ellen, she says "How come?" Even his mom knows he hasn't done anything worth getting on the Ellen show.
The behind the scenes video have him apologizing to his camera crew for making them watch him lie to his mother (for the candid bit) lmao
@@auralunaprettycure Noooooo.....that was him legitimately lying to his mom??
@@auralunaprettycure What? Really? No! If that’s true, it makes the video a 1000x better. Everyone here is creeped out by him, but this video goes so far beyond scary or cringe that it’s actually mind-meltingly hilarious. I haven’t laughed this hard at a youtube video in ages. He should be a vlogger. I want to know what else is going on in his crazy mind. He belongs in prison, but as long as he’s roaming free, I want him to make videos like this every day. lmao
He is vlogger, he have program 20m2, and youtube channel '' łukasz jakóbiak ''
"You're awful Ellen"
"And why is that, why am i awful"
"You dont let me on your show and I'm tired of pretending like you did"
i cant breathe lmao hajdjas
I love this
Funny asf
How about another show Ellen?
**cringes in Polish**
ow
Sara J kurwa?
Sara J **cringes in polish translated from English translated from German**
Sara J *Yes we are in cringe because Jakubiak still alive...*
Who to whrite blood
Damn if I was Ellen I would invite the fake Ellen and exclude the guy
Then while Real Ellen has the Fake Ellen on stage, Real Ellen says "the Polish Guru is in the audience." But when the camera cuts to the audience it's a Polish Guru impersonator. You know, for the meta.
or ellen could dress up as jakobiak then give an interview for fake ellen
exactly what we were thinking over here, too bad he ruined it by being so creepy and stalkery.
Yesss
I could see a pretty well "interview" between them, how he paid her and shit. He'd probably try to kill fake ellen after that though.
damn that's a trip
It’s 2022 and theres still nothing as funny as this
2023 and it’s still hilarious
When Hans Zimmer fades in...genius.
Imagine if he actually was invited on the Ellen show, went, and then afterwards went on another fake Ellen show to discuss his experience. That would be insane inception
Hahah too funny 😂😂😂
Lmao I'd watch that
if I were Ellen, I would fake him coming to the show
Eshkar C oh my god that is genius!
Lol
Aw hell yeah
Eshkar C i agree
you go to the top /\
I'm going to hire an Ethan look a like and do this so I can get on the H3h3 podcast.
kihlos u could get to h3h3 podcast :). Just be famous
gotta make sure he is obscenely skinny as well, have to keep with the theme of them being polar opposites :P
lol
make it a porno
kihlos omg dude i'll be waiting 😂😂😂
famous polish people:
John Paul II
Lech Walesa
Robert Lewandowski
some random coach guru
@@DiscoveryWonders i mean... now he kind of is
Also Chopin, Copernicus and Maria Skłodowska-Curie
@@mysteriousdoge1298 ayyyy man i know im polish
@@marymontmks So be better next time and mantion them.
@@mysteriousdoge1298 why tho
its a joke and i dont have to mention every single one of famous polish people
i wonder what he thinks of ellen now
I was looking for this comment
Wdym?
@ tzgrutn a bunch of employees revealed she’s an asshole to her employee’s
I wonder if he watched drew goodens video
@@Sixskin2838 While half of the others, thought otherwise.
"this is like a psychological THRILLER" lmfaoooo holy shit
Nice name
I think this is Shutter Island IRL
I'm the nine eleventh like
If Ellen was Boss she would invite this guy to the show but have a fake version of him appear instead of the actual him.
wow zis guy is gettin near eminem's stan
Uno Roeslan Eminem isn't a psychopath like this Guru.
You must've not heard the song Stan
Ellen is a corporate puppet
just like most pop youtubers
This is the closest I'll ever get to watching ellen
Same
"She won't be able to run from it...because of the implication..."
knowing Ellen, she would invite her double, not the guy...
Handless why is this so true lmao
With no mention of this guy whatsoever, any clip is just him cut out the frame and dubbed over
LOL
Lmao
Handless I imagine she has better taste in women
Ellen should hire a fake actor to play him
Coroxus worth it
Ohhhhhhh my god yesss !!!
That'd be epic lol
Nice
😂😂😂 Somebody spam this to Ellen!
i miss this ethan but at least we can always watch the old videos
His story is almost like the plot of the Joker movie. Trying to participate in his favorite talk show and meet his favorite host.
More like King of Comedy which the Joker plot was loosely based on where Robert DeNiros character is obsessed with a show host and kidnaps him to force him to invite him on the show
But what if in reality he dreamed about being in H3H3 and that was the purpose he made that video?
Ploton o
Ploton oh shit we just played ourselves
Ploton inception lvl 999999
oh shit
Ploton He's gonna stalk ethan and hila now
Ethan, you KNOW this one is real
Josh Kauk omg lol
Josh Kauk HAHAHHAHAHA
Great moves Josh, keep it up.
Candela Luna prowd if yu
Did you hear the inception music in the background?
I remember watching this video, the whole of polish internet was basically melting, everyone were making fun of him. Little did I know, one year later Lukasz would turn out to be a motivational speaker on an award galla which I somehow won. Believe me when I say I fought hard to keep my face straight while he „performed” and when I had to shake his hand a bit later.
What award did you win
I would feel a bit dirty after this XD
imagine he just has psychosis and has no conception of reality
I hope he recreates the H3 Podcast with doubles of you
Jinxicus I there's a second Hila, I'm hoping she's single.
I both desperately want to see that and also think I would vomit
Jinxicus omg please someone make this happens!
Jinxicus Great idea!
No offense to Ethan, I love the guy, but who the fuck goes around bragging about being an Ethan Klein lookalike xD It would be more likely to win the lottery than for you to find an Ethan Klein lookalike.
*"She won't be able to run from it."*
This guy is a real life Hypno from Pokemon
because of the implication...
*COUGH*
I needa fuck Opera dood.
I crawled out of my skin in cringe, I have yet to return, I escaped to the comments.
I don’t think he’ll get on the Ellen show now
Well that was like 4 years ago so
Imagine being that “Ellen” actress lmao💀
This is like something you'd see in a "Rick and Morty"-style interdimensional cable channel.
Talonjay omg that's exactly what it fucking is
Talonjay yesss
"I made a recording of this exact show before the show started, look there's the person who played you in the audience"
OMG YESS!!
thats it xD he probably somehow stalked the creators of rick and morty and stole the idea from a season 3 episode
His. Nose is bigger than the city of England.
The dark Terror England is a country not a city...
moonafier al he's referencing that "it's everyday bro" vid
moonafier al Don't flex your knowledge us, Smartypants
The dark Terror who knows maybe England is secretly his city.
Paul Abdo I laughed
I miss this Ethan. I need to visualise Ethan beeing cool again.
He’s still exactly like this wym
This is so good
This Ellen would have treated her staff better at least
What did the real ellen do to her staff?
@@Sarah-wo7ld ignorant and dismissive to her staff. We don't really know a lot.
wanna like the comment but it’s at 69 likes😏
@@Sarah-wo7ld they weren't even allowed to look her in the eyes lmao
@@Sarah-wo7ldMade fun of them and abused them so hard that she got away for it years until the pandemic
Wouldn't it be ironic if the fake Ellen were to be invited to the actual Ellen Show?
Blagatt That would be so Ellen!
It'd be amazing if only she got invited, not the dude.
Ha, Lukas would not survive it.
Or he'd hide in her luggage and try to crash the show.
Blagatt the stalker guy would prob hide in her luggage and find a way to sneak onto the show lol
polish people thinks about that too, would be funny
I hope Ellen invites fake ellen instead :>
Or if fake ellen invites Ellen onto her show and Fake Ellen has a doppelgänger
or if she invites fake polish guru
-Hello me! It's a pleasure having you here in my program!
-The pleasure is all mine, sexy stuff!
*Ellens make out with herself*
what does h3h3 stand for?
On the news: polish fake guru hangs himself
Anyone else come back to thus video 5 years later for the nostalgia
It’s like inception, mixed with black mirror, mixed with whatever type of drug this man be on
I feel for the fake Ellen. I bet she went home after this and said "Was it worth the money?"
Bianca Taylor yeah
Bianca Taylor yeeeeee?
what baout the fake fake allen who was seated in the publicum then ? Is she still with us?
Bianca Taylor lol
im pretty sure she did that for free, jakobiak is known for not paying his workers, they do that for recognition.
It's ok Polish people, you gave us the Witcher series, we can forgive you for this guy.
A. Neufeld We can give that idiot to you xf
A. Neufeld I wonder if CD Projekt Red will make fun of this guy in Cyberpunk 2077...
Glad you enjoyed it, Polish gamers (myself included) are very proud of it and are really happy whenever someone tells them Witcher series was good games. As far as I remember, Polish president has even given the Witcher 2 to Barack Obama :').
I am polish but sadly I was not able to get the witcher yet
not witcher 1 though. that game was weird.
"she won't be able to run from it"
miss this h3
I won't lie, this is definitely me when i'm on the Ellen show
OMG he's crossing the memes
Thomas van der wielen. I won't lie this is defiantly me when I don't get invited to The Ellen Show.
STOP CROSSING THE MEMES
Me too man I'm on her show ever night and morning and midday
Memeception
Me: Mom, can we get Ellen Degeneres?
Mom: We have Ellen at home.
Ellen at home:
😂
Epic
Lmao
Loooooool
great comment sir
This is almost literally the plot of the joker
The best is that (this might be surprising) basically nobody watch Ellen in Poland and yet most of people didn't believe in this... thing
It's like a black mirror episode
T Kirk dude now that you say that it actually is exactly like black mirror I love that show they need more episodes
T Kirk brooooo your right
Istg😭😭
That's what I was thinking!!!
Holy shit so true !
Ellen should get an actor that looks like him and do a fake interview. That would be hilarious.
Hazardou5 I agree that would be soooo good
But they would have to break it to him at the end as a big "F you"
Hazardou5 that would be amazing.
Hazardou5 now that'd be the best meme on Ellen's show. ELLEN OC BRUV
Brilliant :D
This aged like that fish you forgot in your fridge
it still haunts me to this day
Freezer
pog
Every few months the phrase Dollar Store Ellen just gets in my head and I have to watch this video.
First clue it's fake, faux-ellen is suspiciously good at pronouncing a very polish name.
The Best Purple they dubbed over fake Ellen's voice with a voice actress
Don't show hosts in the US learn at least sort of how to pronounce the names of their guests if they're foreigners? I would think it's basic decency.
turbo pascal they don't
The Best Purple fake Ellen has an accent
why does this have 600 likes
Directed by Tommy Wiseau
ryan #harambe lol! 😂😂😂
Tommy Wiseau is also from poland. Coincidence?
"oh hai Ellen"
I thought he was French?
ryan #harambe HAHAHAHAHA fuck! I was literally thinking the same shit!!! 😂😂😂
did they base the new joker movie on this guy...
I honest to god think so
Rewatching these videos gives me cozy vibes
[Cringes in Polish]
kurwa
nosz kurwa mac;D
oh kurwa
oh ja pierdole
Don Radkos 666 likes
Guys don't turn him into a meme or he'll eventually end up on ellen
Estefania It's inevitable at this point
It's too late for him.
I looked up "Łukasz Jakóbiak memes" and couldn't find any memes............yet.
2 hours later and some Russian(?) memes have been born.
Well, Ellen is the killer of memes. Damn Daniel ended the second she had him on her show.
the captions on this video *chefs kiss*
"So I got on the plane and then I could have an interview with me and she won't be able to say no"
"Why wouldn't she be able to say no."
"You know, because of the implication."
Because of the implication of what might happen to them if they were to say no.
Just imagine him getting locked up in an insane asylum, and he'll just be rocking in the corner saying, "I'll find you Ellen, I'll find you. I love you Ellen..."
Connor Vogt some random dude in the asylum is like "this asshole got a hot bitch at home named ellen"
Jesus I'm crying 😅😅😅
A yandere
Plot twist: he actually wanted to get onto Dr Phil's show.
lol so true no even dr Phil wouldn't take him in he would say take him out kill this sycopath
Fantastic comment!
Enchanting Dream 😂😂😂😂😂😂 it would NOT BE SHOCKING AT ALLLL if he succeeded
zaccyo Haha thank you ^^
Enchanting Dream You are...not the father.
I can't wait until you guys come back from holiday break!! I miss you guys a ton, so I've decided to rewatch this classic gem of an upload lol.
I hope you guys, Brucey, Theodore, Shredder, Alfredo, Donna and Gary had a wonderful holiday!! Cherish those memories of your parents Ethan, Hila. They won't be around forever, and when the holidays come and they are no longer here, it hurts like hell. The pain never goes away, but with time, you can manage that pain better.
Love you guys. Have a happy new Year and I'll see you both, and the H3 crew mid January. 💜🤝🎄🎊🎉🥂🍾
Lmao same i started my marathon with vape nation and now im here
This is like watching an interview from the capitol in the hunger games
He looks like a dark elf
Edit: You're right guys, more like wood elf.
did you just assume hes gender?
race*
Goddamn drows...
He totally looks like a Dunmer.
Anthony Bartlett now that you say it, you are completely right...
This alone would be a pretty good black mirror episode.
Nah. Even for Black Mirror standards, things wouldn't get this creepy!
yesss
Lmao facts
That would actually be so entertaining.
Ivan Polakiewicz not to be one of those guys but 666 likes
This video aged well.
5 minutes in I had to take a break because of the lethal amount of cringe I was just subjected to.
i prefer kim il sung
I love the way you describe cringe as if it's a real object ahahahahhaa idkw i find it so funny xd
"Chubby broke ass Dollar store ellen"
Elohim Johnston I WAS ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT
My favorite line too
I believe the correct term is "Logan Paul"
1,500th like 😳
Elohim Johnston walmart version
Why am I feeling second hand embarrassment
CallMeOdy it's CRINGE
CallMeOdy it's called cringe
Terence McKenna called it fardow
It's called cringe.
Captain Camera it's called second hand embarrassment
Love the editing in this video, still makes me laugh all these years later
Watching this again after the Kurtis Conner video 😂
Family family family
Lol yeah me too
What video from Kurtis?
@@eko9554 interview on H3 podcast
am I tripping or is her voice dubbed. her mouth isn't moving quite right with her voice lmao
Isaiah Ortiz - Yeah, no, it's definitely dubbed.
subs not dubs
Skeletor Messiah no it's dubs
sizzle equals subs
Isaiah Ortiz ok so I'm not insane
When you buy Ellen through Aliexpress.
😂😂😂
A *Jew* exposing another *Jew*
that's something you don't see everyday ...
@@apollyonmind999 Look, its yet another antisemitic Muslim. That is something you see every single day. Thanks for being a good stereotype to excuse more violence in the middle east. I am sure your people will thank you.
Guys, fuck, why does this always turn into antisemitism? Hitler fucking lost, the end.
This old h3 music feels like a warm hug and makes me wanna cry at the same time , brings back so many memories.
I started watching these guys back in 2016 when i was 15, and now im turning 20 in exactly 1 week . Where tf did the time go maan
dONt wOrRy yOu cAn sTiLL eNJoY ThE POdCasT MAn
I think the Guru thing was supposed to be some sort of weird Polish comedy thing.
Yeah... idk how this flew over people's heads 😅
I watched it with out protection and I think I might be dying
i got uncontrollable coughs followed with epilepsi. now my heart rhythm is out of balance? i am at the hospital now, watching prescribed dank memes
Talk to your gp about cringerol today.
Nathan Rippy You can't die if you're already dead inside
*insert roll safe meme*
web md
Nathan Rippy
for just 50cents a day you can help people find a cure for cringe
Ethan you KNOW this one is real...
You got me mad now...
this is some of the finest, most goofiest h3 content out there, I make sure to rewatch it a couple times a year
prime H3H3, miss these videos
This isn't cringe anymore, this is scary.
Alex Smith true Alex -
Alex
Alex Handford Alex, that actually is true -Alex
this is seriously the most fucked up h3h3 video.
Alex Smith give my name back
Dude what the fuck there's 4 Alex's
I died when the inception theme kicked in.
That was like rip off '28 Days Later' music.
Freddy Krueger But With Sun Glasses On Nope, the inception theme
That was "dream is collapsing" i think the real theme would be "time"
lmfao
Ok, I'm Polish and I dont know this guy, but bless him and hopefully he'll get the help he needs haha
I watched this for the first time...just completely zonked out on weed. This video questioned my own reality, if I were to watch it without Ethan and Hila guiding me through this trip, I don't know where I would be today.
Some people are just batshit crazy.
I think I would have blown a brain fuse if I watched this on weed... It was too much sober let alone on drugs.
His scarily genuine reaction to fake Ellen is concerning. I think there's a part of his brain that didn't develop correctly.
DoomGuy 691 I'm afraid it's not just a part of his brain, but all of it
TheWoldIsFullofSheep EducateYourselfDontBeOne smells like YCYOR at its cringiest. Might as well be a good ol' psychopath.
I think he's a narcissist. You're probably bang on the money as they never progress from a child in terms of empathy for others.
DoomGuy 691 all hail doomguy
DoomGuy 691 how’s Mars my dude?
The fact that he can fake being so surprised is disturbing.
But... he is acting... Are all actors disturbing, or..?
BugIn TheRug || It's more the fact he ISN'T an actor...
Stefan Steynberg it's disturbing
hahahah wow ya dude the fact that someone who isn't a professional actor can do some average acting to express a fake emotion sure does creep me out!!! haha oh man im so DISTURBED everytime a kid in spanish class acts in a video for a project i have to excuse myself in the room because the fact that they can act when its NOT EVEN THEIR PROFESSION really makes my fucking skIN CRAWL.....
He's not faking being surprised, he's legitimately surprised. He must have visualized himself being a complete lunatic, who thinks he's gonna be on Ellen, and it came true.
Not gunna lie this dude is actually a pretty good actor tho.
True af. Polish Emmy.
I mean most great actors have mental issues
Is he acting...
i think it's just some undeveloped part of his brain, not acting
Agreed and the set is great too
Certified hood classic
Ellen should have a fake version of this guy on her show
Gilbert Beilschmidt not on topic but, hey fellow hetalian 😁
Mimi Mimi ;3 well hello hetalian
I watched Hetalia too
liked it but I don't really like countries having sex so I guess I'm not true Hetalian
Skeletor Messiah hetalian is nothing to be proud of anyway but you don't have to ship to be a fan lmao
good
It's amazing how real the fake stage looks
Usopp...?
Sternritter right?
Just wondering how much money he dumped into this whole fiasco.
Its not fake
@@charliemiggins2813 yes it is
I shed a tear to the outro music