Nikki Glaser | This Past Weekend

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,6 тис.

  • @KokomoJoe23
    @KokomoJoe23 6 років тому +968

    I love Theo’s stand up but his back and forth with other comedians on podcasts are so much more entertaining this guy is the king of casual hilarious comments

  • @Keatron3
    @Keatron3 5 років тому +2603

    I love when Theo finishes people’s sentences so far off base and it’s somehow not acknowledged.

    • @MeettheCreatives
      @MeettheCreatives 5 років тому +13

      Keaton Ray hahah facts

    • @steshar2975
      @steshar2975 5 років тому +4

      lmao yes

    • @robertdotson1467
      @robertdotson1467 5 років тому +12

      Too funny man. He's a genius in that way.

    • @timbogym9038
      @timbogym9038 5 років тому +21

      She acknowledged literally every outlandish thing he said and went to bat off it too

    • @kathleenethel2383
      @kathleenethel2383 4 роки тому +3

      Omg this is so true im dead lmfao I'm on the save wave length as you wtf

  • @maddiepinkgirl
    @maddiepinkgirl 4 роки тому +302

    Not even 2 minutes in and he calls her a long bread stick😂 I love it

    • @TyCorr
      @TyCorr 3 роки тому +1

      I thought he was referring to himself as the long breadstick.

    • @luckyjbones8808
      @luckyjbones8808 9 місяців тому +1

      Why is it so accurate 😂

  • @mattroper6110
    @mattroper6110 6 років тому +1006

    nothing makes happier than when theo says "the dark arts"

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 6 років тому +1

      The Cake 😁👍

    • @yeezywesty3651
      @yeezywesty3651 5 років тому +12

      Dah karts.

    • @princesadepresa5396
      @princesadepresa5396 5 років тому +5

      Time stamps please !

    • @SammyCee23
      @SammyCee23 5 років тому +2

      What are the dark arts?

    • @laynescooby9784
      @laynescooby9784 5 років тому +8

      @@SammyCee23 oh man you new around here. you don't wanna get into the dark arts. the first 15 minutes of this podcast is all Dark Arts

  • @willykillz1
    @willykillz1 6 років тому +258

    "Like a lunar eclipse? Cause theres a lunar eclipse tonight". Lol that was smooth bruh

  • @ManiSRao-bt3xw
    @ManiSRao-bt3xw 4 роки тому +172

    "Yeah, when someone wants to spray on you, it fires you up as a child." Theo.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 4 роки тому +8

      I'm only about 15 minutes in and I know that's the fukn line of the podcast!!! 🤣😆👍

    • @randysavage209
      @randysavage209 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh..lmao I thought I wad the only one to catch that..cus she didn't..lmfaoo

  • @vivienmartin225
    @vivienmartin225 5 років тому +2186

    This is the longest foreplay ever

    • @nemonemo3898
      @nemonemo3898 5 років тому +108

      Exactly,,,,, she definitely leaking

    • @LOLsaudi
      @LOLsaudi 4 роки тому +23

      Nemo Nemo she is always leaking tho

    • @GoScience123
      @GoScience123 4 роки тому +23

      @@nemonemo3898 gleaking bro

    • @Batanuhtanah
      @Batanuhtanah 4 роки тому +15

      1:20 sneak peak and
      Theo catches it.

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @ryancj1542
    @ryancj1542 6 років тому +1012

    I love the fact that nikki fully understands theo's humors. I love it. They go great together.

    • @strigen
      @strigen 5 років тому +72

      Yes!! I hate it when Theo stealth drops some comedy napalm and it's crickets from the other side. Nikki was belly laughing every 5 minutes. Loved this.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 років тому +26

      She seems cool.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 років тому +1

      Thats because he's making jokes about sex. What's to understand?

    • @unxnxwn1798
      @unxnxwn1798 5 років тому +16

      I stopped watching the Whitney Cummings interview to watch this one, I’m glad I did.

    • @southpaws6814
      @southpaws6814 5 років тому +2

      @@Katya_Lastochka Some of my favorite cat vids remind me of what a friend told me. ...'Cats brains function very similar to humans who have taken lsd...' spaz'z....:-D:-D:-D;-);-)

  • @kyliedonnelly8217
    @kyliedonnelly8217 Рік тому +15

    Theo and Nikki together are one of my favs to watch ever

  • @davesims7917
    @davesims7917 6 років тому +251

    8:29 “he just got a hip replacement...which is pretty cool”, lol. These are a little subtle things that get thrown in that totally get overlooked but what make him hilarious!

  • @SussyTrout
    @SussyTrout 6 років тому +288

    Theo kills me "once a quarter.... so quarterly?"

  • @JoshRoos32
    @JoshRoos32 2 роки тому +13

    Loved this conversation, as a man it broke my heart when Nikki said the comment about her friends mom remembering the last day a man held the door open for her. Really opens my eyes and makes me want to change that

  • @adub688
    @adub688 5 років тому +408

    Theo has an analogy for everything

  • @peace345ToTheWorld
    @peace345ToTheWorld 5 років тому +234

    my favorite part in any of theo's podcasts is when he sneaks in the fact that nick was premature

  • @LoneStoneMaalik
    @LoneStoneMaalik 4 роки тому +22

    I like this guy’s personality. He’s raw, unfiltered, uncut, & unapologetic. 💯 Attributes every striving high value man should have.

  • @masaksenja
    @masaksenja 5 років тому +1486

    On squirting:
    Theo: 'so how much are we talking about? Enough to dampen a small burger?' 😂

    • @checklefthook8206
      @checklefthook8206 5 років тому +33

      I'm fuckin dead😂💀👏

    • @OkieGrower75
      @OkieGrower75 5 років тому +6

      Mmmmmmmm! Squirters!!!!

    • @mackemacchiato3238
      @mackemacchiato3238 5 років тому +6

      Yeah exactly, maybe burgers he eats are often damp and thinks about who moisted them;p

    • @JonJon-nv1mm
      @JonJon-nv1mm 5 років тому +31

      His mind is so fucking quick, killed me!!

    • @AB-gz9yb
      @AB-gz9yb 5 років тому +5

      Time stamp anyone

  • @RollTideHoss19
    @RollTideHoss19 5 років тому +892

    When Nikki talks about liking to be tied up and Theo instantly crosses his legs lol

    • @davidfowler3082
      @davidfowler3082 5 років тому +74

      @ash delionce this guy has ED lol what a nerd

    • @checklefthook8206
      @checklefthook8206 5 років тому +82

      @ash delionce means you have trouble gettin your pork sword unsheathed.

    • @Zafilio
      @Zafilio 5 років тому +47

      ash delionce why are you so mad? 🤣 and why do you hate Theo so much?

    • @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss
      @Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss 5 років тому +29

      ash delionce sounds like you’re describing yourself

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 5 років тому +38

      @ash delionce you kiddin' me? U kno how many chicks he's been with? Plus he's quit watching porn. Perhaps he has a little "6th grader" crush on Nikki n wants to Glazer himself. TF outta here. The only thing pathetic in this thread is your skewed view on Theo yet not even knowing what ED stands for. Sit this one out simpleton

  • @Chef_JV4L
    @Chef_JV4L 4 роки тому +54

    After watching her on the recent JRE I found myself here. She’s the perfect amount of crazy, witty, funny. Her and Theo would be a powerhouse. I don’t know how I missed this episode of this past weekend.

  • @HeyYaKnow
    @HeyYaKnow 6 років тому +2345

    Theo thinks fast, but talks slow, so everything he says is hilarious.

    • @astralbraintentacles1212
      @astralbraintentacles1212 5 років тому +8

      capers in yo ass!

    • @Zobokolobozo
      @Zobokolobozo 5 років тому +45

      @ash delionce Bruh you pulled this theory out ur ass. There are also people who think about what they say before they say it. I think thats what he meant, he is great at coming up with fun shit on the spot.

    • @jf5357
      @jf5357 5 років тому +13

      ash delionce i don’t see any facts or stats to back up that long stretch of words

    • @James-dm8cx
      @James-dm8cx 5 років тому +16

      @ash delionce why u so mad ngga wrote a small book for a response dont take shit to seriously you got to much time on your hands

    • @Zafilio
      @Zafilio 5 років тому +15

      ash delionce you sound like a fun guy to be around 😂

  • @andreaarchaeology
    @andreaarchaeology 6 років тому +514

    I see you adjusting the crotch, theo. Onward.

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 6 років тому +31

      He always does that...even during raging gay chat...hes just loves the hanky pank

    • @coreysiler2777
      @coreysiler2777 6 років тому +5

      I am extremely surprised there wasn't an explosion in his sweat pants

    • @pixiestix726
      @pixiestix726 6 років тому +1

      20:16

    • @pixiestix726
      @pixiestix726 6 років тому +1

      @@scasillas1977 1:53:39 hes doing it the whole time idk wtf is going on down there. Lmao 🤣 I just reclicked on the video to read your comment and there it is.

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 6 років тому

      Cracks me up everytime, like he's got that subconcious ball-itch

  • @jimruthlessYT
    @jimruthlessYT 4 роки тому +47

    I hope they hooked up after they show, there definitely was some Connection here.

  • @AN-cy7xm
    @AN-cy7xm 5 років тому +189

    Theo Von is absolutely one of the funniest people in the world once he gets going. The way his mind works is hysterical...

    • @jzkramer
      @jzkramer Рік тому

      That's definitely correct if your IQ is 100 or lower

  • @matthewpfau6916
    @matthewpfau6916 6 років тому +616

    Theo's brain is a national treasure, so unique and hilarious. The shit that comes out of his mouth, just absolutely genuine, off the dome, outside the box hilarious.

    • @James-dm8cx
      @James-dm8cx 5 років тому +8

      @ash delionce your so jealous lmao

    • @James-dm8cx
      @James-dm8cx 5 років тому +6

      @ash delionce him idiot

    • @James-dm8cx
      @James-dm8cx 5 років тому +9

      @ash delionce ive seen you reply and hate on him twice on comments of people complementing theo

    • @James-dm8cx
      @James-dm8cx 5 років тому

      @ash delionce I copied and pasted your other comment hating on him[Thats just not true... the mind doesnt work like that... 1st off... everything he says is NOT hilarious... its just random bullshit hes constantly babbling on and on about.... and if you know anything about the brain, you would realize that anyone who truly thinks fast, also talks fast.... anyone who thinks slow, talks slow.... to put this dynamic into perspective.... think about someone u may know personally who is "slow".... im willing to bet every dollar i have that they also speak/talk slow.... this is how someone can recognize that someone is slow, OR, for the sake of this argument, quick.... listen and watch to see how they interact with others and talk.... theo talks slow because hes slow.... just like hes said on numerous podcasts.... growing up, everybody thought he was autistic.... and thats not because hes some fuckin genius smh]

    • @James-dm8cx
      @James-dm8cx 5 років тому +3

      @ash delionce like i said before you a jealous salty no life with to much time on your hands

  • @EnviousMods
    @EnviousMods 3 роки тому +1

    I was born in Bend Oregon and after 35yrs I'm moving back right now. You're a champ and a gentleman Theo!

  • @placebo5466
    @placebo5466 6 років тому +360

    "What's a special occasion, like spring time or a lunar eclipse?" My dude Theo Von is too much.

    • @joelexline9
      @joelexline9 6 років тому +33

      Placebo " because theres a lunar eclipse tonight" LMAO get that hittaaaaaa

    • @choosyduchess25
      @choosyduchess25 6 років тому +8

      hahahaha. man, theo is so quick.

    • @lonniethelip99
      @lonniethelip99 6 років тому +1

      I’m not putting it out there...hahaha

    • @valhalla1240
      @valhalla1240 6 років тому +2

      also: "sounds like the kukluxcock" ^^

  • @themisanthropichumanist7050
    @themisanthropichumanist7050 6 років тому +271

    Theo Von looks like a character out of the 1st season of True Detective.

  • @chiquitafeldberg8512
    @chiquitafeldberg8512 4 роки тому +13

    This was an amazing talk, I've only just discovered you guys and couldn't be happier, Niki is AMAZING. So many things you both touched on are things that people need to hear. So many people are having sex with no knowledge of what they are doing.

  • @TC-zi2yp
    @TC-zi2yp 5 років тому +716

    Theo was tucked under his belt five minutes in.

    • @nickhi5yg290
      @nickhi5yg290 5 років тому +11

      Lmaooooo

    • @jesussanchez9106
      @jesussanchez9106 5 років тому +132

      Bruh... You are giving him way too much credit. He started calling her a breadstick and saying he'd go at it within the first minute or so... Our boy came into this shit tucked and ready

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 років тому +17

      The good ol tuck in secret boner technique 😂😂😂

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 років тому

      @@marcelocantor4039 omg hahahahahha

    • @justinrichards5746
      @justinrichards5746 5 років тому +26

      Leg up right away

  • @johnnydelrome
    @johnnydelrome 5 років тому +41

    I’m a relatively new Theo/TPW fan. I came back to this episode, and it’s pure gold. Nice to see a cool lady grasp Theo’s humor and the conversation flowed so smoothly.
    Onward.

  • @frankymacf
    @frankymacf 5 років тому +4

    Enjoyed that chat, very funny. And nice to hear Nikki’s genuine compliments on Theo’s comedy towards the end there.

  • @TigerBelly
    @TigerBelly 6 років тому +716

    Just saw her on the Bruce Willis Roast. Killing it with the guests. Rock 'n' Roll! -PD

    • @joshuakeithly998
      @joshuakeithly998 6 років тому +5

      TigerBelly yo when is D'Elia coming back to TB?

    • @allendavid4660
      @allendavid4660 6 років тому +1

      TigerBelly my finger stink

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 6 років тому +16

      Too much good content from Rogan, Theo, Bobby Lee and Joey Diaz this week! I still have to watch Theo on Tigerbelly and Henry Rollins on Uncle Joey. Life is worth living for a while longer!

    • @tharpinup7861
      @tharpinup7861 6 років тому +6

      TigerBelly Bobby quit stalking Theo

    • @mat_j
      @mat_j 6 років тому +4

      lol, I just wrote a commet on TigerBelly to get Nikki on the podcast

  • @JamesExcell-InterJex
    @JamesExcell-InterJex 6 років тому +110

    I don't think I've seen a person laugh more with Theo Von.
    Fun episode with Nikki.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 років тому

      Its like an adult making fart noises to a giggling toddler.

  • @nastynoles7946
    @nastynoles7946 Рік тому +8

    Theo and Nikki would lowkey be a cute couple lol he makes her laugh so hard and you can tell its genuine

  • @GlinkBetweenWorlds
    @GlinkBetweenWorlds 6 років тому +1140

    Theo Von looks like he’d be a character in a fighting game

    • @mauythai678
      @mauythai678 6 років тому +5

      Glink dude Glink is here. Love your videos man.

    • @GlinkBetweenWorlds
      @GlinkBetweenWorlds 6 років тому +3

      appreciate it man

    • @DonnieDispersed
      @DonnieDispersed 6 років тому +3

      Streets of rage

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 6 років тому +11

      haha yes he looks like he'd be an evil guy in double dragon or streets of rage on sega

    • @Mmmleftovers
      @Mmmleftovers 6 років тому +1

      Theo should grow a full beard

  • @hermanthemage1
    @hermanthemage1 6 років тому +49

    Theo was dead serious at 48:40. That is what makes him so funny. The way he speaks and how he jokes about things that we normally don't think is joke worthy.

  • @smarv8
    @smarv8 4 роки тому +14

    I’ve never seen Theo so comfortable

  • @TheMitchyevans
    @TheMitchyevans 5 років тому +329

    "They got her spread-eagle, which I think should be our national bird, you know what I'm saying? I'd salute that- I don't know how any brothers would kneel with that that flying across the stadium." Theo is a comedy goldmine.

  • @thefutureman8577
    @thefutureman8577 5 років тому +181

    “Throwing rocks at us like the Gaza Strip.” Theo the Assassin

  • @rickybonning2278
    @rickybonning2278 4 роки тому +15

    theo may be THE funniest person on the planet at the moment.

  • @scottyben191
    @scottyben191 5 років тому +92

    Theo took her to the bowling alley. Gang gang

  • @paradigmprimeproductions1008
    @paradigmprimeproductions1008 5 років тому +233

    Theo’s game on that lunar eclipse level.

    • @Jcub7264
      @Jcub7264 5 років тому +18

      Throwing out that bait brotha, seein if you catch a bite lol

    • @johnsamuel7519
      @johnsamuel7519 4 роки тому

      > if a someone you didn’t know sends you a link to a website saying...
      “look at what they did to your photos...”
      > you click on the link and it takes you to an odd looking, realistic google website and it tells you to put your username and password.
      what will you do next??

    • @Rocco_P53
      @Rocco_P53 4 роки тому

      @@johnsamuel7519 huh

    • @thomasgomez2100
      @thomasgomez2100 4 роки тому +2

      Idk she's not attractive to me personally, I feel like theo has the same vibe. Could be wrong tho

    • @Rmasters08
      @Rmasters08 3 роки тому +1

      He’s got that shit covered!

  • @EDRISSALEXIS21
    @EDRISSALEXIS21 5 років тому +3

    I'd never heard of her until this in-depth interview. Nikki Glaser is now one of my favorite women.

  • @johndaly5268
    @johndaly5268 6 років тому +13

    It's cool to see a man and woman dealing with similar issues and situations in their lives have a conversation

  • @shepcalum5670
    @shepcalum5670 6 років тому +53

    Theo is a rare creature and we need to protect him at all costs

  • @dattrax7
    @dattrax7 3 роки тому +40

    "There better be a cousin in the house or no one is fucking". Theo is the funniest!
    So many gems he spews so effortlessly.
    Imagine if some rapper got a hold of Theo's quotes and made some raps and it gets layered with wicked beats.

    • @colt7526
      @colt7526 3 роки тому +3

      That shit would be fire lmao “there was a rumor boutta Asian in my town” as the intro line 🤣

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 роки тому

      Was literally thinking a little further than halfway through the podcast theo would be a fkn great rapper/freestyler

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 роки тому

      @@colt7526 His first album called the Dark arts

  • @jerrymorganjr
    @jerrymorganjr 5 років тому +357

    Wow. The first time I've heard Nikki talk about sex.

    • @frizzybob
      @frizzybob 5 років тому +2

      I am amazed

    • @AM-ry8is
      @AM-ry8is 5 років тому +20

      replace Nikki with any female comedian and it still works.

    • @RolandDeschain1
      @RolandDeschain1 4 роки тому +21

      Is there one single female comic out there who talks about anything other than her ex-boyfriends or her pussy?

    • @steelberg23
      @steelberg23 4 роки тому +1

      One-Eye Sarah Silverman

    • @WickedWolverine
      @WickedWolverine 4 роки тому +1

      She really just gets straight to it.

  • @corywilson2007
    @corywilson2007 6 років тому +41

    "I'm taking it in the feelings butt" lmao how did she not acknowledge that gold 🥇.

  • @rockwild737
    @rockwild737 4 роки тому +16

    My respect for Nikki was raised by the fact she laughed out loud at the same things Theo Von said as I did.

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS 5 років тому +39

    Definitely the most I have seen a guest laugh. Theo on fire as always. Actually surprised he sat through such a Dark Arts filled conversation haha

  • @Smileyson58
    @Smileyson58 6 років тому +41

    I’m clicking Theo everywhere these days

  • @JOELRADLEY
    @JOELRADLEY 3 роки тому +4

    Theo is one of the best people ever. Two of the funniest people alive! I’m so glad you did this 🙏🏼

  • @scorpianomusic
    @scorpianomusic 5 років тому +128

    Theo is incredibly smart and extremely articulate.
    His personality mixed with his background make a hilarious comedian. Gang!
    Nikki’s honesty is hot 🔥

  • @cheefcuts
    @cheefcuts 5 років тому +12

    I have never heard Nikki let out so many genuine laughs.. theo was KILLING her!

  • @Bigproductions02
    @Bigproductions02 4 роки тому +78

    76% chance Theo smashed after this

  • @GG_11_11
    @GG_11_11 6 років тому +15

    I love when Theo talks about being an energy that comes down to Earth to be with other energies...I hope he keeps saying it because I keep forgetting it.

  • @nizola324
    @nizola324 6 років тому +2049

    I bet Theo sniffed her seat when she left

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 6 років тому +91

      Theo ''The Pervert'' Von

    • @polecat7519
      @polecat7519 6 років тому +3

      nizola324 LMFAO!!!!!!!

    • @wesleybynum5461
      @wesleybynum5461 6 років тому +8

      Lol u know he did

    • @fre0nx675
      @fre0nx675 6 років тому +25

      It's Louisiana spelling is
      PRAVERT

    • @nathandignan8859
      @nathandignan8859 6 років тому +75

      nah he definitely hit that for real afterwards. You can tell by their opening convo Nikki was desperate for some D. and what better D than that Theo Von Hittah Stick

  • @michelleschiller4188
    @michelleschiller4188 4 роки тому +6

    I have never watched Theo's podcast before, just LOVED him on MTV's real world/road rules challange. I saw him on a old episode of Joe Rogan's podcast he was beyond hilarious!!! My ultimate favorite above all, is the phenomenal artwork he has!!! I'm definitely impressed with his taste and style. I cried when Chris Farely died. I'm heart broken about it still. He was amazing and!! ill always remember the first time watching Tommy Boy, it was with my dad as a kid, and no joke , I thought my dad was gonna die from laughing so damn hard . Sorry for the novel, just had to share that! R.I.P Chris Farely.

  • @stephanwright9144
    @stephanwright9144 5 років тому +10

    Two of the most naturally funny people together. Love it.

  • @christopherchesler5717
    @christopherchesler5717 6 років тому +206

    "That bread stick"😂😂😂😂

    • @gimmedataids
      @gimmedataids 5 років тому +12

      "wanna carb up on that puss, dude" holy shit he just went ahead and said it

    • @unknown-lives
      @unknown-lives 5 років тому +2

      @@gimmedataids the southern accent helps.

    • @MeettheCreatives
      @MeettheCreatives 5 років тому

      Christopher Chesler 😂😂😂

  • @zoomp183
    @zoomp183 3 роки тому +3

    entirely late to the party but “HB combo” had me helpless for a little while. i knew this guy was a genius before but he keeps catching me off guard, he’s awesome.

  • @wu-tanggenerator9711
    @wu-tanggenerator9711 6 років тому +162

    I really want to be fair to her but I can’t help but feel desperately sorry for any man taking on the task of reading her mind and living up to ridiculous expectations, especially these days. Chill out girl.

    • @Here4thepain
      @Here4thepain 6 років тому +21

      I was thinking of patrice oneal roasting this "goofy bitch" and her arrogance throughout

    • @MichaelB1666
      @MichaelB1666 5 років тому

      @google Google what?

  • @gideondecker8189
    @gideondecker8189 6 років тому +22

    I am now officially a big fan of Nikki Glaser. So refreshing to see a n sexually empowered woman who doesn't also reinforce negative stereotypes of men.

    • @david7384
      @david7384 Рік тому

      sexually empowered 😂 you mean ran through

  • @mrin3281
    @mrin3281 4 роки тому +3

    is no one going to appreciate the genius behind "identify what kind of truck it is from the morse code of the window rattle??"

  • @Sticky_Ricky
    @Sticky_Ricky 5 років тому +241

    Bruh I feel like my boy Theo was about to bust during this whole podcast lmao

  • @lerp5555
    @lerp5555 6 років тому +206

    I wish Nikki would talk more about dating/sex. Also I want to hear her say the word “like” more often.

    • @bryanwalsh8859
      @bryanwalsh8859 6 років тому +13

      hahahahaha

    • @christinaschwalbe3061
      @christinaschwalbe3061 6 років тому +4

      😭😭

    • @hmaxum1037
      @hmaxum1037 6 років тому +10

      This is a detailed Tinder profile podcast

    • @ethanking4954
      @ethanking4954 5 років тому +1

      Yeah she never brings up her sex life.

    • @kannbensley
      @kannbensley 4 роки тому +1

      now i cannot finish this podcast without hearing “like” every 2 seconds

  • @NotJuanButJose
    @NotJuanButJose 3 роки тому +4

    Theo analogies are so weirdly specific but 100% accurate.

  • @tindlevibes4680
    @tindlevibes4680 5 років тому +56

    "I've been sprayin' for decades and nothin's climbin' out the sink"
    😆😂🤣😆

  • @nicolegreenfield1249
    @nicolegreenfield1249 6 років тому +29

    I love Nikki. She doesn’t deserve the hate she’s fun to listen to and it felt like they both enjoyed the conversation. Just wanted to show her some love.

  • @anthonyhuerta8780
    @anthonyhuerta8780 2 роки тому +1

    I thank my best friend Teresa who is bisexual for teaching me how to please a woman. We met when I was 12 and she was 15. Today we're 43 and 46 and life with her has been great.

  • @shivpatel5205
    @shivpatel5205 6 років тому +108

    Theo's dark arts are flaring up just talking to this women. Don't risk losing that nut boi. Stay strong. Gang!

    • @shivpatel5205
      @shivpatel5205 6 років тому +1

      Michael James google "Madonna-whore complex"

    • @tsm_daqaunzloco3225
      @tsm_daqaunzloco3225 6 років тому

      Shiv Patel gang gang

    • @MsNatiBug
      @MsNatiBug 4 роки тому

      Michael James yeah really seems like she's not progressing.
      I'm sure your career is much better than hers.

    • @haydenhouser
      @haydenhouser 4 роки тому

      This made me LOL

  • @TinkerDumplin
    @TinkerDumplin 6 років тому +11

    Absolutely love how comfortable they are. They had so much fun.

  • @Inspiringami
    @Inspiringami 4 роки тому +9

    100% understand what she talks about sex and sober and feelings being a woman. Love this podcast! Thanks Theo! You so funnnayyyy!!!

  • @nopeteys2424
    @nopeteys2424 6 років тому +10

    Theo, literally every sentence that comes out of your mouth is one of the funniest things ive ever heard. Your a prodigy dude.

  • @smosby3
    @smosby3 6 років тому +70

    "You can't like water a plant?" - Theo Von

  • @aliciamay9189
    @aliciamay9189 Рік тому

    This is why I’m loving this podcast culture! Aside from needing to screen the fan questions first lol

  • @jamesdelaney762
    @jamesdelaney762 6 років тому +8

    I love seeing how hard Theo makes top comedians laugh.

  • @alexwarren5774
    @alexwarren5774 6 років тому +285

    Am I the only one who keeps hoping Theo's going to score with these women he interviews? I kind of want to see it happen, too.

    • @vickylawrence3958
      @vickylawrence3958 5 років тому +43

      I'm sure he does score often...he's got a silver tongue.

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 5 років тому +30

      He does score. He's mentioned he was sleeping with a famous actress and she wanted to have family with him, but they had to keep it low-key bc she's a known women's lib personality and it would ruin her career. Also, he dated one of women on Real Housewives show

    • @muelabruno66
      @muelabruno66 5 років тому +12

      you want to see him score? A little gay there Alex!

    • @mrboomflex
      @mrboomflex 5 років тому +29

      I 100% believe that Theo and Nikki have banged... Schaub fucked Whitney Cummings ffs and he's an Walmart Italian Shrek cosplay.

    • @checklefthook8206
      @checklefthook8206 5 років тому +1

      @ash delionce ya it would have sounded better if he wanted to tag team instead of just watch..dp high 5 in the middle 😂

  • @EJ-ov4kw
    @EJ-ov4kw 3 роки тому +15

    I feel like Nikki wants (and ought) to convince herself that she finds Theo physically attractive, because their interactions are always so fun, honest and easy going. Also noted that they both admit to being humble and inspired by eachothers lives and work.

  • @S1LKROAD13
    @S1LKROAD13 6 років тому +68

    Rocks being thrown. "It was like the middle east." Fucking hilarious

    • @joecermak7649
      @joecermak7649 6 років тому +1

      christopher johnston i almost died when he said that

    • @ryanachen7737
      @ryanachen7737 2 роки тому

      Funniest shit

  • @PWS859
    @PWS859 5 років тому +125

    "In total this hookup was 7 minutes."
    "Jesus, it's been about an hour and fifteen minutes on here."

  • @Stallion_of_italiansgaming
    @Stallion_of_italiansgaming 4 роки тому +64

    Absolutely noone:
    Nikki: lemme tell you my kinks for 2 hours

    • @depressionbeard9882
      @depressionbeard9882 4 роки тому +5

      Well, those are the only questions Theo asked her. And he was the interviewer. Not one single professional question about her professional career. So basically she just answered his questions for 2 hours...with which Theo kind of took it too far a lot of the items and went too much into the details of her stories, constantly interrupting and asking what she was wearing that night or what position she was in when the guy fingered her, etc. Still a great and funny episode. But your comment heavily distorts the reality of how it went down.

    • @mysonandme8424
      @mysonandme8424 4 роки тому +3

      @@depressionbeard9882 no, it didn't. she went on and on and she took it farther than him, which is good.

  • @richdegraff8883
    @richdegraff8883 6 років тому +54

    “I don’t just like, hook up”=absolutely hooks up all the time

    • @Noiiizeeey
      @Noiiizeeey 6 років тому

      She's only slept with 16 people so get your facts straight

    • @TanPlantFilm
      @TanPlantFilm 6 років тому +4

      NezihBouali at once

    • @Noiiizeeey
      @Noiiizeeey 6 років тому

      @@TanPlantFilm hahahah

  • @ShyGirl20012
    @ShyGirl20012 6 років тому +10

    Theo is so quick, witty, and hilarious

  • @mynameisnotyours888
    @mynameisnotyours888 3 роки тому +3

    This podcast is so important for me personally thanks...

  • @dg632
    @dg632 6 років тому +72

    Theos thinkin of ways on how he could break into that breadstick lmao

    • @vinevienevo
      @vinevienevo 6 років тому

      D_ The_Bodhi_Seed slim Jim, onward

  • @mikecast20
    @mikecast20 6 років тому +103

    Even though I agree that you lose with these chicks and definitely don’t date a girl like this, we don’t have to crap on her. She was funny and honest. I like the fact that you can see the product of this extreme feminism, she and Theo highlight all the confusions of society so well, even if by accident. As just a human being though, I like her a lot.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 років тому +10

      @b Privott Everybody's on a journey of discovery. Honesty is a virtue too.

    • @mightydisel
      @mightydisel 4 роки тому

      @D Black wow, you just explained to me what it was that I experienced.

  • @stephenfermoyle4578
    @stephenfermoyle4578 4 роки тому +3

    love her!! first saw her on Joe Rogan.....talking about quitting drinking She ROCKS

  • @chrisholbrooks412
    @chrisholbrooks412 6 років тому +81

    "You're one of those home depot bad girls. "

  • @zachariashborkastrator5274
    @zachariashborkastrator5274 6 років тому +21

    Theodore Von Traphouse is having to much fun with this! He's fixing to passout I think.

  • @BonnChnd
    @BonnChnd Місяць тому

    These two have always had chemistry and always support each comedy no matter their success.

  • @soullesshonky1707
    @soullesshonky1707 6 років тому +19

    "Are you the female Jim Norton?" LMAO Verbally and mentality...YES!

  • @charleebolen8717
    @charleebolen8717 5 років тому +5

    This was really nice to listen to. They definitely have a great Vibe together. And can go back and forth respectfully. They both seemed so Charming in each other's company.
    I really enjoyed it.

  • @cag1
    @cag1 4 роки тому +3

    this is actually a really fascinating episode. really liked it

  • @careful...Icarus
    @careful...Icarus 5 років тому +22

    Nikki:I need somebody in the business" Theo: "Like Sidney Poitier?" I literally have to stop what Im doing when Theo says that kinda off hand stuff.

  • @ttudoc5690
    @ttudoc5690 5 років тому +395

    "I've always had this feeling that a lot of women want to be murdered" 😂😂😂😂

  • @BradleyGarlock
    @BradleyGarlock 3 роки тому +1

    These two should follow the format of this conversation as a regular show. So much vulnerable truth delivered absolutely hilariously. I love their chemistry.

  • @tuckerdupont421
    @tuckerdupont421 5 років тому +23

    *The Rat King after this Pod-what-a-blast*
    “Tryna go to the bowling alley and fuuuck?”

  • @MrBTBusch
    @MrBTBusch 6 років тому +437

    Damn, Theo pullin' that hittah! last few chicks been hotties, ur ol'lady gonna get suspeckt RatKing... Onward.

  • @mohamedmohamedmahmoud7518
    @mohamedmohamedmahmoud7518 3 роки тому +2

    ” he got a hip replacement that’s great ” 😂😂 this guy so freaking natural