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  • @aldenallen28
    @aldenallen28 6 років тому +7364

    She looks like a house wife buying weed for the first time

  • @rcjames4
    @rcjames4 4 роки тому +2918

    Theo is the only person to have crazier stories than a sex worker

  • @jswanza
    @jswanza 5 років тому +5306

    Theo doing the deep research before buying a product.

    • @biupS
      @biupS 5 років тому +21

      jswanza citing sources 🤣

    • @OkieGrower75
      @OkieGrower75 5 років тому +58

      Renting....

    • @skankhunt-zh8ky
      @skankhunt-zh8ky 5 років тому +17

      Theo the type of guy to do an analysis fir the 50 dusk bust

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 5 років тому +23

      He just got a free sesh too, just cost a water and a lacroix

    • @jerohenry8523
      @jerohenry8523 4 роки тому +2

      🤣

  • @aaronking9332
    @aaronking9332 Рік тому +207

    Theo gets real deep sometimes "divert from something real and go after a fantasy" "easier than dealing with the real thing" good job man

    • @dr.christelbastida
      @dr.christelbastida 28 днів тому

      He’s right. He’s got to make space for what he really wants.

  • @PikaGasMask
    @PikaGasMask 5 років тому +4515

    How tf did Theo get away with calling her a "nut catcher" i'm crying

  • @pondlakes
    @pondlakes 4 роки тому +2040

    Theo is actually such a good interviewer. Disguises all his questions with comedy to get the guard down

    • @kryptichands968
      @kryptichands968 4 роки тому +44

      I peeped that as well, he's smart, facilitating and good with people

    • @emma5049
      @emma5049 4 роки тому +56

      Yeah and he's not judgemental either. It's very safe

    • @BoqPrecision
      @BoqPrecision 4 роки тому +7

      @@emma5049 How do you know that...he could be

    • @wm_9640
      @wm_9640 4 роки тому +30

      He got Jordan Peterson to be a goofball. Theo is a true master ✊🏻

    • @DanLoFat
      @DanLoFat 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah he also doesn't talk a lot he doesn't interrupt a lot unless you feel there's a natural break in someone's speech

  • @THCHavoc
    @THCHavoc 4 роки тому +3019

    Every time Theo says “we had a guy” that guy is probably him

    • @michaeldeel42
      @michaeldeel42 4 роки тому +53

      Yo I’m dead lol

    • @PhaedruS007
      @PhaedruS007 3 роки тому +31

      Every time she says “like” take a shot.

    • @MrClemons92
      @MrClemons92 3 роки тому

      Stands up today

    • @Ronnyburgundy
      @Ronnyburgundy 3 роки тому +3

      🎯🎯

    • @MatthewCyUK
      @MatthewCyUK 3 роки тому +4

      My man you are a wise old sage and we are mere mortals.

  • @8balljunkie
    @8balljunkie Рік тому +92

    Intimacy difficulties is my strong suit - theo von
    “My favourite quote which perfectly defines me” lmao

  • @adamc9771
    @adamc9771 6 років тому +3013

    Guest: I dont want to say the H-O-O-K-E-R word
    Theo: Hooker?

    • @deejay7339
      @deejay7339 5 років тому +124

      I laughed so hard

    • @maedelelawhorn9738
      @maedelelawhorn9738 5 років тому +48

      That part literally came on as I was reading your comment...lol

    • @friedasspotatoe3715
      @friedasspotatoe3715 5 років тому +21

      @@maedelelawhorn9738 that always happens to me

    • @maedelelawhorn9738
      @maedelelawhorn9738 5 років тому +6

      @@friedasspotatoe3715 das da Godz...aka signs of life when we see these immediate commonalities. It b da Universe talkin✊✊✌

    • @friedasspotatoe3715
      @friedasspotatoe3715 5 років тому +1

      @@maedelelawhorn9738 ✊✊✌

  • @jesselombard931
    @jesselombard931 3 роки тому +5943

    Theo figured out how to hire an escort as a business expense. Genius!

  • @LifeisGoodtyGod
    @LifeisGoodtyGod 5 років тому +1607

    Theo's advertising reminds me of those radio ad's you hear while playing GTA.

    • @uzielbert3557
      @uzielbert3557 4 роки тому +52

      YESSSS THEY NEED TO PUT HIM ON SOMETHING IN THE NEXT GTA RADIO

    • @OurBlackFriend
      @OurBlackFriend 4 роки тому +11

      Lol absolutely. Spot fucking on

    • @sterlingforbes3872
      @sterlingforbes3872 4 роки тому +14

      Haha. "you know cotton, like if you take vitamins, there's cotton in there, its like 3x better but under your balls"

    • @obitouchiha3990
      @obitouchiha3990 3 роки тому +1

      Or somewhat interdimensional cable feel

    • @Alex_Penjamin
      @Alex_Penjamin 3 роки тому +4

      Theo, Bobby lee, Joey Diaz, Duncan trussel or joe Rogan are some of my top picks for a radio station host in GTA6

  • @smax4895
    @smax4895 Рік тому +89

    “What did he do, do it backwards or something?” 🤣

  • @wfc1987
    @wfc1987 5 років тому +828

    "Did he break out that party shrimp?"
    "What's that?"
    "That wiener, bruh.. that Japaneiner..." 😂😂😂😂

    • @lawrencelord9777
      @lawrencelord9777 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @marcalan1198
      @marcalan1198 4 роки тому +3

      LMAO 😄👍 👍

    • @codymathes4450
      @codymathes4450 4 роки тому

      Wiener lol

    • @Echo903
      @Echo903 4 роки тому +5

      Party shrimp. Theo is fuckin gold

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 роки тому

      There was a tom Hanks movie where the Japanese tourist guys were total freaks it was called bachelor party or something

  • @danwilliams6578
    @danwilliams6578 5 років тому +3922

    Theo should have dressed in disguise too

    • @MrWhiteones
      @MrWhiteones 5 років тому +56

      Dan Williams right like the riff raff one

    • @ryanmoore2047
      @ryanmoore2047 5 років тому +17

      Theo Von is Marcy Rhoades in disguise. Jokes on us.

    • @HoochGuy
      @HoochGuy 5 років тому +8

      Just throw on some Groucho Marx glasses.

    • @ren1724
      @ren1724 5 років тому +5

      LMFAO

    • @anthonyeasterly6714
      @anthonyeasterly6714 4 роки тому +1

      Omg yes

  • @justingordon1716
    @justingordon1716 5 років тому +872

    “A young Santa that never got into doing gifts”. Theo is such a clown lmaooooo

    • @jobe_seed6674
      @jobe_seed6674 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Bananahammock88
      @Bananahammock88 4 роки тому +1

      Lol that’s the track suit one that Bobby lee complimented him on when they were talking about Bobby and khalylas sex life

  • @andromedeax8626
    @andromedeax8626 9 днів тому +3

    Glad the algorithm recommended this oldie. This was a really insightful and funny pod.. Theo please bring her back so we can hear more stories!

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 5 років тому +6479

    Theo probably ordered an escort and said in the morning. “Hey, you wanna be on the podcast?”

    • @Kai-ln7sn
      @Kai-ln7sn 5 років тому +114

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mistax2k
      @mistax2k 5 років тому +210

      @GODS GIFT You would bet the lives of your children on something you can't know for 100%? I don't think you have children. I'm 100% sure you don't have children and I would bet the lives of my children on it.

    • @Jefffffyy
      @Jefffffyy 5 років тому +11

      Facts

    • @gavyntungate
      @gavyntungate 5 років тому +5

      Hahahahahahahah

    • @Leoh1
      @Leoh1 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

  • @mp9810
    @mp9810 Рік тому +276

    These interviews with regular people from different careers are the bomb bro.

  • @nv3831
    @nv3831 6 років тому +624

    Theo "yeah we had a guy growin up" Von

    • @micahbroome1727
      @micahbroome1727 5 років тому +3

      D Hill hey guy I think you would enjoy my videos they I have 4 total video views. I have an opportunity here for you to get in on the ground floor!

  • @Tripsolo65
    @Tripsolo65 Рік тому +140

    So funny that Theo referred to all the other people at the sex carnival as all the other creeps in the little booths, yet he was in a booth also.

    • @jg2722
      @jg2722 7 місяців тому +13

      To be fair he didn’t say he wasn’t a creep.

    • @user-ci7ud2fh5n
      @user-ci7ud2fh5n Місяць тому +1

      Also, he had a female with him. I was assuming the "creeps" were men by themselves? I could be wrong though.

    • @51Gaffo
      @51Gaffo Місяць тому

      Girl got it Goin on man,,,,,,
      Not cheap Man....but she. The bomb... 🍀🙁🌈🙏

  • @weswes4187
    @weswes4187 2 роки тому +508

    This was actually a great conversation. Theo was really interested and didn't make her feel like some bad person and sprinkled in his comedy perfectly. Thanks Theo.

  • @dcool2u2
    @dcool2u2 2 роки тому +530

    "2 oclock? That's when Judge Judy's on" Lol!
    That killed me! Great insight into the way Theo thinks. 😂

    • @hiyo9144
      @hiyo9144 2 роки тому +20

      Reminds me of him saying in another podcast that he only knew what time it was when he was younger by what shows were on tv.

    • @youtubeyourself9358
      @youtubeyourself9358 2 роки тому +4

      Dude, he is so hilarious 😂

    • @dcool2u2
      @dcool2u2 2 роки тому +3

      I just downloaded one of his albums "Musket Fire" as per rec from Louis C.K. who was going on about how funny it is on Theo's pod recently.
      It's hilarious!! 😆

    • @rwest1712
      @rwest1712 Рік тому +1

      That made me lol, also

    • @AlishaArlene
      @AlishaArlene Рік тому +1

      Same. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanoverfelt1218
    @ryanoverfelt1218 6 років тому +350

    "Dress up like Paul Bunyan and chase you around with an axe"
    Goddammit, Theo is so funny.

  • @courtneyanderson9627
    @courtneyanderson9627 4 місяці тому +64

    Just because you don't personally witness sex trafficking doesn't mean it's not happening. It's naive to assume that if you don't see it, it must be exaggerated.

    • @merk8504
      @merk8504 3 місяці тому +7

      People also think sex trafficking is only kidnapping and stuff, in reality taking someone over a state line for paid sex, consensual or not is by law sex trafficking. And so many other people wouldn’t think as sex trafficking.

    • @ChocolateSaltyBalls
      @ChocolateSaltyBalls Місяць тому

      ​@@merk8504 and it should only be called that when it's nonconsensual

    • @BMCgreen
      @BMCgreen Місяць тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @isabellathorp7587
      @isabellathorp7587 Місяць тому

      @@merk8504amazing point!! Thank you

    • @Masterdre4678
      @Masterdre4678 19 днів тому +1

      Yeah she’s ignorant I’ve heard many cases of women talking about their experience being sex trafficked in the US

  • @destro1748
    @destro1748 6 років тому +1691

    My boy Theo Von changing the podcast game here... I see you young hitta.
    Now we need to see :
    A construction worker
    A bail bondsman
    A cherrypicker
    A sun glass hut manager
    A street sweeper
    A civil war reenactor
    A retired scientist
    A joe rogan impersonator
    &
    A ventriloquist

    • @JK-tg4rw
      @JK-tg4rw 6 років тому +10

      Destro *"America's Got Talent"* 😉

    • @mjwilson5555
      @mjwilson5555 6 років тому +42

      Sunglass hut!!! Can you imagine the stories?

    • @Mr_Breeze143
      @Mr_Breeze143 6 років тому +54

      If you guys need a heroin addict I can make that happen

    • @TheFlockBro
      @TheFlockBro 6 років тому +55

      “Joe Rogan impersonator” 🤣

    • @pakaflocka5953
      @pakaflocka5953 6 років тому +35

      A joe rogan impersonator would be hilarious😂😂😂

  • @heynsenene
    @heynsenene 2 роки тому +390

    "Lurk and jerk"
    The stuff Theo comes out with is a riot.

  • @frankcasarelli9140
    @frankcasarelli9140 2 роки тому +1403

    Joey Diaz would have started the podcast with, “Let me see that monkey!”
    😂😂😂

    • @palamud93
      @palamud93 2 роки тому +36

      Damn man that had me dying 😂

    • @William-Ocean
      @William-Ocean 2 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣

    • @itsjustray
      @itsjustray 2 роки тому +31

      U almost made me spit my lemonade out in the middle of this chick fil a brotha

    • @THCYOMOM
      @THCYOMOM 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @AJayPerez223
      @AJayPerez223 Рік тому

      @@itsjustray same

  • @alexwhittemore21
    @alexwhittemore21 Рік тому +47

    “What do you mean, Jewish?” At 16:09 KILLED me dog 😂😂

  • @keithturgeon5448
    @keithturgeon5448 4 роки тому +491

    "I wouldn't want my sisters doing it though" damn he played that one off like a legend lmao

    • @FuzzyWalrus123
      @FuzzyWalrus123 3 роки тому +70

      That hurt her

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 3 роки тому +100

      Yeah that was brilliant because none of this stuff they’re talking about becomes real until you think about how it would affect someone you love.
      You could also see she didn’t really have a response for that. Her voice took a bit of a defensive edge like she was anticipating that he is about to start moralizing on her.

    • @maddielopez8625
      @maddielopez8625 3 роки тому +23

      @@MalloryNewcomb I’m sure so many people judge her in her day to day that defensiveness is normal.

    • @Omasth_
      @Omasth_ 3 роки тому +1

      timestamp?

    • @DarrellVermilion
      @DarrellVermilion 3 роки тому +101

      @@Omasth_ 1:06:32 This is the lead up to him saying it. I respect peoples' choices and everything lol, but I feel like if you have to see a "special therapist" to work through it emotionally, there's some cope going on. A car mechanic doesn't have to work to separate their emotions from their job. I'm sure some people are fine with it, but it's probably the vast minority of people doing sex work and this normalization puts women in bad situations. It seems like women who are okay with it want more sex workers so they're not judged as much.. which means they're not really as okay with it as they might say.

  • @AmirAkhlaghi
    @AmirAkhlaghi 4 роки тому +1072

    Hearing about how Theo used to work at hot topic and got electrocuted from falling into a box of Beavis and butthead lamps was the funniest part of the podcast.

    • @pumppuhaulikkomies
      @pumppuhaulikkomies 3 роки тому +72

      I laughed out loud just by reading this comment and imagining it, lmao!

    • @Ronnock
      @Ronnock 3 роки тому +10

      Agreed.

    • @chandyboi2976
      @chandyboi2976 3 роки тому +27

      That's the most theo shit ever

    • @user-dy5ho4sj2w
      @user-dy5ho4sj2w 3 роки тому +8

      How tf he always getting electrocuted?! 😂😂😂😂

    • @dirkdiggler8330
      @dirkdiggler8330 2 роки тому +5

      What min was this??. Lol

  • @colonelplatypus7481
    @colonelplatypus7481 6 років тому +976

    Shoulda had Uncle Joey sit in on this one...LoL

    • @tybogit
      @tybogit 6 років тому +41

      😂 that wouldve been FUCKING GOLLLLD!!!

    • @ekajgaint5663
      @ekajgaint5663 6 років тому +138

      He would have been asking how much she would charge if he wanted to eat her muffler

    • @roberteskew7320
      @roberteskew7320 6 років тому +80

      Lol. It would a been about a 10 minute podcast. He woulda pissed her off so fast! 😂

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 6 років тому +21

      recipe for disaster lmao

    • @robstaaass
      @robstaaass 6 років тому +25

      Uncle Joey would have put this bitch in line. I kept imagining Patrice O'Neal's voice in my head just f****** laying into her. God I miss him. We need him more than ever

  • @jordinotgeordie7713
    @jordinotgeordie7713 2 місяці тому +7

    I know I’m 6 years too late but this woman called herself everything but a hooker 😂 “a professional companion” had me decked 🤣

  • @gonufc
    @gonufc 6 років тому +172

    "I have another very discrete place-"
    "And that's not some kind of van or....?"

  • @twrzenski
    @twrzenski 6 років тому +1425

    The jokes went over her head worse than they do with joe rogan

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 6 років тому +26

      @Jeff B SMH! Dumb hater

    • @jameslutian1977
      @jameslutian1977 6 років тому +37

      That's because both are just thinking about the other guys dick

    • @skeech1979
      @skeech1979 5 років тому +42

      I feel bad for her parents.

    • @whit350z2
      @whit350z2 5 років тому +180

      Jokes don’t go over Rogans head, he’s just insecure of Theo and tries to downplay his comedy

    • @Absurdword
      @Absurdword 5 років тому +122

      @@whit350z2 nailed it. Theo is naturally really funny and it bothers Rogan.

  • @ethanvaught9625
    @ethanvaught9625 6 років тому +322

    "Intamacy difficulties is one of my strong suits" 🤣 damn Theo

  • @AyAy008
    @AyAy008 Рік тому +283

    The most disturbing thing about the chick is how many of Theo's jokes she didn't get or ignored.

    • @queueeeee9000
      @queueeeee9000 Рік тому +83

      She seems pretty self-absorbed, for sure

    • @gregankendrick
      @gregankendrick Рік тому +46

      Defiantly something off w her. How could you not laugh w Theo saying all that shit lol

    • @aKidNamedBrady
      @aKidNamedBrady Рік тому +42

      Disturbing is a little harsh, but it was definitely upsetting and it kinda annoyed me how she never really played into the jokes, or just straight up ignored them

    • @venz8201
      @venz8201 Рік тому +24

      ​@@gregankendrickAgree. Rubbed me the wrong way when she goes on about how sex work is real work and a business, then she gets all upset at potential clients (and theo) for trying to negotiate a price.

    • @harmankardon478
      @harmankardon478 Рік тому

      in defense of the whore he has a unique comedy style maybe she didn't think he's funny@@aKidNamedBrady

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 2 роки тому +286

    I lost it when theo asked if it was a van or a storage shed that she brought her clients too. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @highvalue1195
      @highvalue1195 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TrumpsTrashTruck
      @TrumpsTrashTruck Рік тому +4

      Right lol like that’s what he’s used to 😂

  • @brettmoulton7905
    @brettmoulton7905 6 років тому +589

    That’s that dark arts boy. 1:04:02 Theo goes full savage mode and calls her “that nut catcher”.

  • @dylbro94
    @dylbro94 5 років тому +1230

    Y’all already know that’s Theo’s sweatshirt

    • @drdeadbeat1604
      @drdeadbeat1604 4 роки тому +200

      Now he's two tank tops in the winter

    • @samsarahsamadhi2296
      @samsarahsamadhi2296 4 роки тому +21

      @@drdeadbeat1604 actually the best response

    • @astroboy5456
      @astroboy5456 4 роки тому +9

      And glasses...lol

    • @pwfortner
      @pwfortner 4 роки тому +11

      And she’s showing some boobage even through that.

    • @ScottDreyfus
      @ScottDreyfus 3 роки тому +2

      Theo’s black light sweater

  • @jamdivi
    @jamdivi Рік тому +19

    Man this is so interesting, what a fantastic interview. You're a gem Theo.

  • @gumborambo4540
    @gumborambo4540 3 роки тому +716

    Im digging these raw interviews. Theo found a great niche to break up the standard comedian on comedian podcast.

    • @MrSilas2012
      @MrSilas2012 2 роки тому +8

      I know right. I'm skipping all the other ones.

    • @goldenbypass6644
      @goldenbypass6644 2 роки тому +3

      Pun intended

    • @Alex-Defatte
      @Alex-Defatte 2 роки тому +10

      Well said, I couldn't put my finger on it but the comedian on comedian podcasts get real boing fast.

    • @sirsir9665
      @sirsir9665 Рік тому +2

      He's just so cool and easy to talk to. He doesn't seem judgment and can joke around and is funny

    • @MissDarlaDeville
      @MissDarlaDeville Рік тому

      Agreed ❤

  • @technoserf_digital
    @technoserf_digital 6 років тому +1236

    Now THIS is the kind of guest I wanna see. You're too funny to waste your time on famous bozos. Keep kickin it with those WEIRDOS bruh. You're unstoppable

    • @youtubeCEObud
      @youtubeCEObud 6 років тому +47

      Blazing Nipples Agreed. Stop bringing the lame LA celebs and bring on them WEIRDOSSSS

    • @1Solace
      @1Solace 6 років тому +35

      Those warriors bruh

    • @stevencocky19
      @stevencocky19 6 років тому +10

      how is she a weirdo? Seemed normal to me

    • @daytoday3941
      @daytoday3941 6 років тому +17

      Blazing Nipples agreed, Theo the b - side hero. Voice of the voiceless.

    • @1Solace
      @1Solace 6 років тому +37

      @@stevencocky19 you must be a weirdo too then home boy

  • @fireisfun100
    @fireisfun100 4 роки тому +615

    "Your like the Tom Brady of taking virginity".
    That shit killed me

    • @Carlosthe1
      @Carlosthe1 3 роки тому +12

      I fucking spit my milk out my nose boyyyyy that leche hitter 🥛

  • @kijabifilms7264
    @kijabifilms7264 Рік тому +25

    The fact he knew who Joe exotic was before the documentary 😂

  • @bingbong488
    @bingbong488 2 роки тому +270

    Theo is the only personal ads I will actually sit through and watch because he finds a way to make it entertaining and funny. Not many people can do that

    • @logangardenhire461
      @logangardenhire461 2 роки тому

      Bitch listen to bill burr. He actively shits on them while doing their ads 😂

    • @skiesofcyanambient
      @skiesofcyanambient 2 роки тому +8

      Seriously, no media form upsets my soul more than advertising. It's so soulless and bleak. But Theo puts a fully human spin on it, and makes it funny. Makes me more comfortable watching it and sometimes it's funny as fuck and I just love it lol.

    • @dmag1234
      @dmag1234 2 роки тому +3

      " Like a Mona Lisa on your wall that plays whatever you want"
      Hahaha

    • @mrragerr22
      @mrragerr22 Рік тому +2

      Him and Bill burr do it the best. Bill is good because half the time he doesn't care if the sponsor drops him for his read lol so sometimes he just bashes them while doing the reads

    • @BullSchitt
      @BullSchitt Рік тому

      If they're gonna do reads, they should say least turn off UA-cam ads. One or the other, we shouldn't tolerate it as an audience or eventually we'll have the TV from Idiocracy

  • @stevenmcdonald
    @stevenmcdonald 6 років тому +1126

    Love these "real people" interviews.
    Next a garbage man or truck driver pls

    • @mrtambourineman6107
      @mrtambourineman6107 6 років тому +1

      Steven McDonald Gotta love a stewt

    • @antoniomontana386
      @antoniomontana386 6 років тому +21

      Dude... garbage man don't throw trash anymore this truck got a mechanical arm fuckers got lazy...I'm talking bout you waste management

    • @TheoVon
      @TheoVon  6 років тому +219

      Steven McDonald okay!!

    • @DukesOfNormandyMusic
      @DukesOfNormandyMusic 6 років тому +25

      I'm a garbage man! A real one; one who throws shit into the truck using my appendages. I kinda wish I had one of those robot trucks though.

    • @oksuure
      @oksuure 6 років тому +4

      There's a great youtuber, Andrew Hales, that does shorter 30ish minute interviews like this with all sorts of normal people with something interesting about them. It's called "Chatting With". Check it out if youre into this, good stuff!!

  • @sir-quagsire
    @sir-quagsire 5 років тому +273

    "Nut catcher" lmao God damn almost crashed my truck on the highway I was laughing so hard

    • @mauricelangley5033
      @mauricelangley5033 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, he slid that in

    • @ap3shhh
      @ap3shhh 5 років тому +4

      God damn, dude. I hope you were listening to the audio version and not streaming it via UA-cam lol

    • @captainchaos6812
      @captainchaos6812 5 років тому +12

      Prob almost crashed your truck posting this comment

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 роки тому

      You still driving truck?

  • @Johnston.Murphy
    @Johnston.Murphy 11 днів тому +4

    9:40 “Do you have a Virgin Package” 😂

  • @TimeGallon
    @TimeGallon 6 років тому +352

    Is there a scenario in which Theo didn’t meet this girl as a client?

    • @Stephanie-cd6pc
      @Stephanie-cd6pc 5 років тому +16

      i think in another episode they mentioned there is a porn agency in the same building as their podcast, so maybe he met her in the lobby or something??

    • @James-dn8dh
      @James-dn8dh 5 років тому +3

      She claims she doesn't do porn didn't she?

    • @Stephanie-cd6pc
      @Stephanie-cd6pc 5 років тому +9

      @@James-dn8dh ur probs right i definitely listened to this very passively

    • @James-dn8dh
      @James-dn8dh 5 років тому +1

      @@Stephanie-cd6pc I'm not saying he met her as a client, maybe he did, maybe he didn't and I don't particularly care either way just thought i'd point it out =)

    • @ddowns24
      @ddowns24 5 років тому +4

      @@James-dn8dh Yeah, he definitely did. He liked that dirty pussy so much that he invited her on his podcast...

  • @edwardbreitzke8019
    @edwardbreitzke8019 6 років тому +252

    Top notch 90's movie "disguise"

    • @ISOCZAR
      @ISOCZAR 6 років тому +6

      haaa perfect description

    • @johnsullivan2577
      @johnsullivan2577 6 років тому +5

      Hahaha yep! She should've added some black face to cover the 80's as well.

    • @colcustard6015
      @colcustard6015 6 років тому +11

      Shes about to sneak into school as her mom for a sick day

    • @bjjpract
      @bjjpract 6 років тому +2

      Straight weekend at Bernies!!

    • @hunterdka
      @hunterdka 6 років тому +3

      Looks like Matt Damon undercover in the movie The Departed lol

  • @solenasty9363
    @solenasty9363 6 років тому +295

    “The Tom Brady of taking virginities” 😂

  • @jamalmirzada6042
    @jamalmirzada6042 11 місяців тому +45

    1:11:50 they really didn’t care that he was the best damn in shoe salesman at sports Authority ever had! 😂😂😂

  • @ryanbertoldi8303
    @ryanbertoldi8303 5 років тому +485

    Best new line: "Do you offer a virgin package?"

    • @pdxripcity2463
      @pdxripcity2463 5 років тому +13

      "no but I do offer a five finger discount"

    • @BlurredUniverse357
      @BlurredUniverse357 4 роки тому

      Hahahahahaha yoooo.

    • @captnhd
      @captnhd 4 роки тому

      hahhaa as I read it he said it, im dying haha

  • @robertdenton2638
    @robertdenton2638 6 років тому +811

    Theo is dropping some fantastic lines and she has no clue what's going on

    • @stiffy420
      @stiffy420 5 років тому +51

      @@MS-sv1tr who hurt you?

    • @mr22turner
      @mr22turner 5 років тому +76

      Same on every podcast/interview he does. He's too fast. Nobody is ever ready.

    • @purpleice141
      @purpleice141 5 років тому +7

      "ask jeeves for pussy" lol

    • @Highlander77
      @Highlander77 5 років тому +4

      @@ozrenegade8679 I was going to say, it's not so much that I don't think she's getting the jokes, just that he's not as funny as he thinks he is.

    • @PaddyAztec
      @PaddyAztec 5 років тому +37

      @@Highlander77 Probably because those lines are going over your head... cuz they're freaking hilarious 😂

  • @ZyeCash
    @ZyeCash 2 роки тому +20

    Theo: what time was it?
    Her: 2 o’clock
    Theo: oh that’s when judge Judy is on 😂😂😂😂
    So much went over her head

  • @LibbyShur87
    @LibbyShur87 Рік тому +77

    Perhaps she doesn't know anyone who is "trafficked" because she is "high end" in Beverly Hills and hasn't worked on the streets or been abused and sent out to earn for a pimp against her will, or perhaps she hasn't had to witness minors being raped by multiple men? I wish you would do another interview with an actual street worker (derogatory I know) but describes the real life, day to day escort/prostitute. She says the worst thing that has happened to her is she slammed a guys ass with a weird sex toy, unlike some who are raped or have their faces beat so bad they cant see. Look into it. This just straight up pissed me off!

    • @daliaw352
      @daliaw352 Рік тому +8

      As Theo said, it took 6 months to find even her. Noone wants to put their face online after being rape or spend precious time for what Theo is paying for just an interview (just speculation here). It might also mess with Theos sponsors, look at how SWU does it, he doesn't invite ppl into a studio, he just puts up a sheet behind them bc the interviewer is also vulnerable

    • @ro55reel5
      @ro55reel5 Рік тому +13

      Sounds like you're looking more for content like on the soft white underbelly channel

    • @eternalbeing3339
      @eternalbeing3339 Рік тому

      Yeah that is what the real sex workers deal with. Crazy guys will rob them at gunpoint. Pimps will prey on them.

    • @Planksandpuppies
      @Planksandpuppies 4 місяці тому

      Pissed me off too. She’s a disgusting human. She said she hates celebs who speak out against sex trafficking, wow. I wonder if she’d have the guts to say that to a young girl who’d been sex trafficked. At the end of the day she’s still just a prostitute, it’s comical how she thinks she’s higher and mightier than the run of the mill street hooker. They all do the same jobs.

    • @rupin
      @rupin 4 місяці тому

      So true😊

  • @gilbertoaguilera92
    @gilbertoaguilera92 2 роки тому +46

    “ Intimacy difficulties is one of my strong suits" - Theo Von

  • @prohh4143
    @prohh4143 4 роки тому +202

    “Did he pull out that party shrimp”

  • @justindreyer1724
    @justindreyer1724 5 років тому +1706

    I'd pay more to have dinner with Theo

    • @jh299110
      @jh299110 4 роки тому +50

      @Sauce 916 not gay at all. Theo would be alot more interesting than having to spend time with this chick...

    • @jh299110
      @jh299110 4 роки тому +24

      @Sauce 916 it's only gay if you make it gay.

    • @jh299110
      @jh299110 4 роки тому +7

      @Sauce 916 damn you!!! I guess I'm gay now!!! Look at what you've done to me!!!

    • @hajiee
      @hajiee 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @tcolley
      @tcolley 4 роки тому +1

      Sauce 916 maybe he’s just hungry

  • @michaelharrell3815
    @michaelharrell3815 Рік тому +9

    "I don't like that word, h-o-o-k-e-r"
    "Oh,HOOKER?!"
    🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Fuckin Theo 🤣

  • @american_ape
    @american_ape 5 років тому +573

    Theo paid for two hours. We all know how he spent that last twelve minutes

    • @seanpaulson9098
      @seanpaulson9098 3 роки тому +14

      Lmao

    • @messedup5424
      @messedup5424 3 роки тому +11

      Underrated

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan 3 роки тому +66

      what did he do with the remaining 10 minutes?

    • @jbomb69
      @jbomb69 3 роки тому +7

      @@wheelmanstan 😂

    • @elpookay
      @elpookay 3 роки тому +27

      It was the FIRST twelve minutes which explains why he is so lax

  • @dallas5374
    @dallas5374 4 роки тому +55

    Theo is such a good dude. So respectful. Great podcast bro! Keep it up!

  • @macmikemo
    @macmikemo 5 років тому +899

    “I’m not really close with my family”
    And there it is.

    • @natfingerboard
      @natfingerboard 5 років тому +44

      Not really, I know a "sex worker" who is extremely close with her family.... She is always taking days off to go visit them.

    • @justindchaney
      @justindchaney 5 років тому +8

      Duh

    • @devin6272
      @devin6272 5 років тому +88

      @@natfingerboard that is a single anecdote though.

    • @TigerBait-wo4wc
      @TigerBait-wo4wc 5 років тому +21

      Christina as is the original comment. You're not very good at this

    • @sacequeensny5311
      @sacequeensny5311 5 років тому +9

      @@joelarms2171 SkanKs R 'US , Vile Filth Bags, Slanging Sucking Ding-a-lings, etc. ,etc.

  • @knowclub-d3n
    @knowclub-d3n Рік тому +25

    Theo is such a gentleman. He could’ve trolled that girl, but he never disrespected. She also carried herself in a respectable way though.

    • @colesisler582
      @colesisler582 2 місяці тому +1

      We’re you not expecting her to carry herself respectfully and professionally?

    • @exploringwithjosh6084
      @exploringwithjosh6084 16 днів тому

      @@colesisler582no considering she’s pretty much a prostitute 😂

  • @IzDawg813
    @IzDawg813 6 років тому +374

    Theo had so many great one-liners on here and they all 100% went right over her head. Lmfao. One of the best episodes so far.

    • @harper07harper
      @harper07harper 6 років тому +2

      Stevita Stamerov The one at the start about the wide range had me lol

    • @bobbie750
      @bobbie750 Рік тому

      Do you have a virgin package or something 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @mleinternationalW
      @mleinternationalW Рік тому +5

      Pokomotive 😂

    • @param_putr
      @param_putr Рік тому +2

      Pandora's box 🤡

    • @venz8201
      @venz8201 Рік тому +3

      She's very self absorbed

  • @yellowleaf28
    @yellowleaf28 3 роки тому +72

    This was one of the more calm, intelligent and insightful discussions.

  • @erickgonzalez2099
    @erickgonzalez2099 6 років тому +436

    “Sugar daddy’s are shitty because they’re trying to get as much as they can for little as possible”
    I’m pretty sure you’re doing the same thing..

    • @BigGov74
      @BigGov74 6 років тому +23

      Erick Gonzalez that’s why they are a good match

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 6 років тому +34

      I was thinking in my mind, "welcome to capitalism sweet cheeks."

    • @BigGov74
      @BigGov74 6 років тому +32

      transcendence it’s almost as if people have their own interests as top priority lol

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski 6 років тому +4

      @@BigGov74 totally, apparently they're living in an alternate universe lol

    • @Kainotto74
      @Kainotto74 6 років тому +15

      Lol yup then she's talking about how she's over in the corner pretending to getting eaten out giggling with her friend.
      Strong powerful woman.

  • @krisk4513
    @krisk4513 Місяць тому +5

    Love how she challenged Theo about why he wouldn't want his sister to do it but she's not completely open with her family about it.

    • @daniellefarnum6421
      @daniellefarnum6421 4 дні тому +1

      So glad someone said this. His sister would or should never do this

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 2 роки тому +93

    Intimacy difficulties is one of my strongsuits. 🤣 Theo is a wordsmith

    • @PouringOrange
      @PouringOrange 10 місяців тому

      I can’t be the only one who wants to know every detail of these difficulties. Every time it has been brought up my him in podcasts I just want to know everything.

    • @PouringOrange
      @PouringOrange 10 місяців тому

      Like I THINK I know what he means but i will not be the one assuming.

    • @Yes_Anastasia
      @Yes_Anastasia Місяць тому

      @@PouringOrangehe means he doesn’t like getting too close to someone.

  • @joshuamuth239
    @joshuamuth239 2 роки тому +409

    Theo is wild af with no filter or thinking process 😂

    • @atlantean1209
      @atlantean1209 2 роки тому +7

      Wish he didn’t interrupt so much

    • @josephstevens5870
      @josephstevens5870 2 роки тому +6

      Why he's funny as hell

    • @cravinbob
      @cravinbob 2 роки тому

      He is a moron... hello Earth to human. His style is cringy and language skills poor. But if Rogan can be number 1 threeo theo can be number 2

    • @joshuamuth239
      @joshuamuth239 2 роки тому +10

      He is curious so he dosnt mean to interrupt he literally is interested in her life so much because of the chaos that comes with it and theo was a drug addixt so chaos fascinates him deeply

    • @joshuamuth239
      @joshuamuth239 2 роки тому +1

      @@atlantean1209 he is very funny but the way he asked questions without wording them properly is why i say he wild

  • @pablob6520
    @pablob6520 3 роки тому +150

    Theo: What time was it?
    Girl: Like 2pm..
    Theo: Oh that's when Judge Judy's on. 😂😂

  • @bassimprovjams3772
    @bassimprovjams3772 Рік тому +6

    “Lurk and Jerk” 😂 Theo is a damn trip!

  • @grumpy8133
    @grumpy8133 6 років тому +26

    The idea of interviewing people on the fringe of society is a really great idea and I think that a lot of people will be drawn to it. Those types of people usually have the least told, most interesting stories and all they need is a platform. Not only could it be interesting and entertaining, but it could also be beneficial in that it will lead to better understanding. A few ideas off the top of my head for people you should talk to are a homeless person, a drug dealer, someone who has escaped a wartorn area of the world, and a member of a private military. I'm a big fan, Theo. Keep the stand-up/podcasts coming. Onward!

    • @effu9593
      @effu9593 2 роки тому

      I agree but most people would probably be depressed

  • @Mattdotnfo
    @Mattdotnfo 5 років тому +729

    “2016 was my ho-iversary”
    Hour later
    “The term ho is dehumanizing”

    • @gaylordpantamime
      @gaylordpantamime 5 років тому +117

      Women...

    • @theshapeexists
      @theshapeexists 5 років тому +78

      Black people use the N word and hate being called one. Same thing

    • @sambridges4670
      @sambridges4670 5 років тому +38

      @@theshapeexists Depends on the n word. In our culture, "nigga" and "nigger" are two different things.

    • @ichris2011
      @ichris2011 5 років тому +41

      theshapeexists theres a huge difference between black people reclaiming that word and using it amongst themselves as a term of endearment and a white person using it for its original intention and you are lying if you say there's not.

    • @dylanvlogs4303
      @dylanvlogs4303 5 років тому +61

      @Chris But also assuming every single white person that uses the word automatically has ill-intent is racist as well. A white person could grow up in the hood and use the same language, and then still get publicly executed for saying ‘nigga’ even if his intent would never be racism.

  • @lola_daytona
    @lola_daytona 2 роки тому +81

    *Theo clearly nervous* “Are you nervous??” lmaoooo

    • @jessbarry856
      @jessbarry856 9 місяців тому +1

      He was waiting for her to ask the question back😂😂

  • @sleepingstate1978
    @sleepingstate1978 Рік тому +31

    Theo takes great care to describe the average client as the very opposite of what he looks like 😂

  • @jarvmakesmusic
    @jarvmakesmusic 6 років тому +556

    This was interesting and she seems cool but it was slightly painful when she was missing all your jokes

    • @sjeffiesjeff
      @sjeffiesjeff 6 років тому +91

      Theo is used to it. I bet it happens to him every day. Have you seen him on Rogan? It was amazing how a comedian can miss so many jokes.

    • @MrHeHim
      @MrHeHim 6 років тому +5

      69 likes.. giggity

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 6 років тому +3

      Frenk van Vlissingen dude straight up Rogan ignored Theo's gold lines

    • @Tormentality
      @Tormentality 6 років тому +2

      @@stormcorrosion176 ya Rogan needed to smoke one down cause he didn't laugh when Theo was dropping comedy gold.

    • @cybergimp
      @cybergimp 6 років тому +3

      @@sjeffiesjeff theo is razor sharp and quick whitted, I've noticed many jokes below right passed many of his interviewers

  • @jarednelson1865
    @jarednelson1865 4 роки тому +214

    “I fell into a box of BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD lamps while working at Hot Topic and got electrocuted” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NezzyLawd
    @NezzyLawd 4 роки тому +312

    Theo with that Joe Exotic reference early, gang

  • @timbocf76
    @timbocf76 3 місяці тому +4

    “Dressed up like Paul Bunyan, painted me blue and chased me with an axe” has me dying!

  • @OMG_BeCkY
    @OMG_BeCkY 5 років тому +434

    "Sugardaddies are extremely cheap and manipulative..."
    "...I got away with only sleeping with him like five times in seven months while getting from him..."

    • @bigfan1041
      @bigfan1041 5 років тому +138

      Degenerates always accuse others of what they are themselves.

    • @Oldmaite
      @Oldmaite 4 роки тому +24

      Lol.... not enough that i could save! Damn sugar daddy meant to pay the mortgage

    • @natecote1971
      @natecote1971 4 роки тому +92

      Sex workers are scamming losers, how about the Asian dude she said pays thousands of dollars for 1 hr for them to do girl on girl and she says they were faking it. She's a typical hooker pos

    • @s.e.f8160
      @s.e.f8160 4 роки тому +29

      nate cote lmao. Have you heard of porn? It’s literally all fake. It’s meant to cater to men.

    • @kendrick7385
      @kendrick7385 4 роки тому +1

      AmorY Luz well what part is the fake like the “story” or sometime getting fucked? Cause if it’s the second then I’m gonna be very surprised lol

  • @jimq2
    @jimq2 4 роки тому +232

    Her client twice a year in New York’s got to be Luigi the cab driver

    • @J_ose904
      @J_ose904 4 роки тому +1

      Yooooo ! 😭😭

    • @bobvilla5538
      @bobvilla5538 4 роки тому +8

      Lol, I started with that video and ended up here

    • @jimmyjames1137
      @jimmyjames1137 3 роки тому

      She smelt like violence

  • @gorillahusk1739
    @gorillahusk1739 4 роки тому +243

    Theo is the type of dude to go to a brothel and charm his way into freebies.

    • @4ALLDIMENSIONS
      @4ALLDIMENSIONS 2 роки тому +3

      I can relate..why not...it's free 😆

  • @DylanYoung
    @DylanYoung Рік тому +16

    It's not "shame about sex". It's respect for the power and importance of sex and intimacy.

  • @craigyoung3895
    @craigyoung3895 5 років тому +210

    She has that captain america level of disguise.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 4 роки тому +11

      I was thinking more like Clark Kent. Like, just throw on somw glasses and no one will recognize you.

  • @letmetranslate4249
    @letmetranslate4249 5 років тому +465

    "Your shirts fit differently when you're a virgin" -Theo 😂😂

    • @emma5049
      @emma5049 4 роки тому +36

      "You can see very far but not hear that well" it's so funny!

    • @tasteslikeacid7804
      @tasteslikeacid7804 3 роки тому +3

      All tight in the neck 🤣

  • @BrianTurnerOfficial
    @BrianTurnerOfficial 5 років тому +206

    "That poke-a-motive" 😂

  • @dummiethicccphil6665
    @dummiethicccphil6665 Рік тому +21

    Getting upset about being called a hooker while you’re a hooker is crazy

  • @Erica_Gee
    @Erica_Gee 6 років тому +311

    I’d love to hear from a sky rise window cleaner! It seems very dangerous but also, what crazy stuff have they seen lookin in them windows?

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +3

      Yeah! I bet they’ve got tons of stories....🤔👍

    • @hunterbear-ian8663
      @hunterbear-ian8663 5 років тому +2

      Hell yeah

    • @grewebear
      @grewebear 5 років тому +2

      Or peeping toms

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 5 років тому +4

      Peek inside and see the CEO in panties getting his balls stepped on in high heels

    • @JerseyMiller
      @JerseyMiller 5 років тому +13

      Ex high rise window cleaner here. Never saw anything noteworthy.

  • @GRZZ23
    @GRZZ23 6 років тому +459

    Theo's dipping his big toe into that puddled pool of them dark arts boi!! Get in therrrre!!! Onward...

    • @saulrodriguez7001
      @saulrodriguez7001 6 років тому +6

      glight23 Lmao i was re read that in theos voice , great comment

    • @GRZZ23
      @GRZZ23 6 років тому +2

      @@saulrodriguez7001 That's the only way to read it my man!! Thanks!

    • @FiveJiggawatts
      @FiveJiggawatts 6 років тому +2

      Can't do you own thing eh? Bro if you had an original thought in your head it would die of loneliness.

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 6 років тому +1

      glight23 true brother

    • @ricksazama
      @ricksazama 6 років тому +1

      The only thing Theo is banging is his big toe into his coffee table

  • @tylermassey5431
    @tylermassey5431 Рік тому +53

    "some of those things I've, kind of, washed from my mind"
    That's called repression. 😂😂😂

    • @ItsOnlyGenjutsu
      @ItsOnlyGenjutsu 4 місяці тому +4

      Also, "cause it-ih-I always take like. . really.. great pride, in what I do". People tend to disguise themselves like they are holding up the corner store, or about to kidnap. When they take great pride in what they do, and are having a conversation under the affiliation of their title. A conversation that will probably be the one time to show how much pride you have to millions of people. Sex work is hilarious to me, or rather the self lying aspect of it. It's even always said in the same tone. I met one girl, that REALLY did take pride in her work. I went to school with her. That was wild.
      Edit:Not what that^ sounded like, how much she genuinely love doing what she did. Was what was wild lol.

  • @stepheneggleston2817
    @stepheneggleston2817 4 місяці тому +30

    I literally never comment but when she said its ok to "cheat" on your wife with her and slamming monogamy since no strings attached....been married 14 years. Can't believe she said thank you for doing it the right way!

    • @chappelle23
      @chappelle23 2 місяці тому +6

      Was going to say something similar. I’ve seen some of them calling themselves therapists. That these men are just lonely and need someone. Bruh, he has a wife. You think that people can have an emotional relationship with one person and having sexual relationships with other people? Do you think that husband would be fine with his wife going out and doing the same thing? Some men would be okay with that, but most wouldn’t. It’s a ridiculous argument that really only kind of works for single men.

    • @kindcolt2747
      @kindcolt2747 Місяць тому +1

      @@chappelle23im not arguing for 100% of cases but some people are in marriages and still feel lonely. Not saying cheating is justified, they should work through it. Open communication with your partner is a must in that scenario but most wives would give their lonely husband hell for suggesting it. Its way more complex then “you’re in a marriage your not alone”

    • @BP760-xb9xk
      @BP760-xb9xk Місяць тому

      If you don't feed the dog. He is going to hop the fence. Trust me when I say not all but a Huge amount of wives use sex like a weapon. Which cause guys to divorce and find someone better. Or look for a excourt to release that emotional tension. Myself I chose divorce and find peace and sweet living from someone new. If you tried to make it work and she doesn't budge. Move on and learn and find someone on your level. And be upfront from the start. Life is too short and stop waiting time. Remember your the man in the relationship. Don't end up a simp and crying has life passes you by being unhappy. Best decision of my life, stay strong brother's. 1:47:09

    • @daniellefarnum6421
      @daniellefarnum6421 4 дні тому

      @@chappelle23 she don’t have an emotional connection, but their regular clients also but that’s different than having an affair. Come on. Whatever justifies your actions.

  • @zuva87
    @zuva87 4 роки тому +351

    this is actually a great interview.. you can see him somewhat dubious about her claims of "being empowered", "being detatched", etc., then he says something like "i wouldn't want my sister doing it" and asks "do you think if you had a closer relationship with your family you would have done this?", which you could see hit her.. fucking great to get her out of her comfort zone and show a little bit of her insicurities.. and i'm not being demeaning to her in any way, just great to see him not being aggressive but getting to dig a bit deeper in her emotions..

    • @pookienewjackcity5263
      @pookienewjackcity5263 4 роки тому +46

      Definitely got her with that, and played it off by not going deeper into the subject matter, kind of wish he did but then again this isn't a therapy session

    • @andersonsimmons2398
      @andersonsimmons2398 3 роки тому +41

      I wanted to hear about her childhood. Like what kind of family and environment did she grow up in. What led her to that line of work?

    • @jannellemartinez1039
      @jannellemartinez1039 3 роки тому +21

      I totally agree. I appreciate this interview because it gives me a different perspective than what I was brought up knowing what is right and wrong. But I feel like if he doesn't go deeper, it's easier for people to be convincing of things they try to justify but actually don't feel confident about.

    • @jannellemartinez1039
      @jannellemartinez1039 3 роки тому +20

      I'm watching her and i don't think she actually feels empowered. I think she likes to have sex but I do think she goes to her therapist to deal with that degrading feeling you get from selling your body.

    • @virgillopez8321
      @virgillopez8321 3 роки тому +3

      @@andersonsimmons2398 RIGHT!!!

  • @beast7attitude15
    @beast7attitude15 2 роки тому +87

    "That nut catcher"
    I lost my shit 🤣🤣

    • @willywillywillywillywilly
      @willywillywillywillywilly 2 роки тому +4

      That felt disrespectful. Not that I wouldn't say the same thing, but she doesn't seem like someone who'd find that funny, and she's his guest.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 2 роки тому +12

      @@willywillywillywillywilly he's a comedian joking is just what he does

    • @anonymousf454
      @anonymousf454 Рік тому +1

      @@willywillywillywillywilly I caught that too, I don't think she appreciated that either. Not that Theo meant anything by it, but I think it might have came off wrong.

    • @flynnlizzy5469
      @flynnlizzy5469 Рік тому

      @@willywillywillywillywilly Shes a hooker for fux sake. She just talked about peggin' a guy in the ass.

    • @greyson7379
      @greyson7379 Рік тому

      I called a friend who was a little slut a Cum Bucket once 😂 her eyes 👀 came out her head almost then she started laughing and said “Yeah, it’s a graveyard in there”

  • @noahomen
    @noahomen 5 років тому +148

    less than 6 minutes into it i realize theos trying to get a discount

  • @jimc747
    @jimc747 8 місяців тому +8

    "I don't do porn" after just saying she did web cam stuff lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LawnPusher
    @LawnPusher 6 років тому +114

    "2pm, thats when Judge Judy is on." LOL

    • @ihateslowcars
      @ihateslowcars 6 років тому +3

      Brian Studer
      That was the best line in this whole interview.

    • @jjtobares4811
      @jjtobares4811 6 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @JeffWithAnF
      @JeffWithAnF 4 роки тому

      Bruh that fucking killed me

  • @chaunceyjonbovi3720
    @chaunceyjonbovi3720 6 років тому +180

    Sugar daddys want to get as much as they can for as little as possible. Sugar babies want to get as much as they can for as little as possible. Sounds compatible to me.

    • @woohoowilly
      @woohoowilly 6 років тому +2

      ;lmao truuuuuu

    • @yourdaddy.956
      @yourdaddy.956 6 років тому

      Sugar daddies want sex.. That's not something considered to be little.. Its just like paying for sex... But being an idiot.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 5 років тому +4

      It sounds like a Arab person trying to buy Merchandise from an Asian person. Ones trying to save money and bargain. And ones trying to get as much out of you as they can

    • @stiffy420
      @stiffy420 5 років тому +9

      yeah, my thought exactly. she really hated that episode of her life cause she was outmanipulated.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 роки тому

      Wow

  • @ZL-13-1
    @ZL-13-1 4 роки тому +171

    “Butthole looked like it had actually eaten like a tart lime or something”. Damn Theo has me distracting my coworkers laughing so hard

  • @ryanadams68
    @ryanadams68 Місяць тому +5

    I love that this woman will sell herself for next to nothin yet attempt to hide her identity.
    Principles.