Jerma Streams - The Mortuary Assistant

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  2 роки тому +346

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Call of Duty: Black Ops II Tournament ua-cam.com/video/ooEi629SH6Q/v-deo.html
    2. The Mortuary Assistant
    4:33 The Mortuary Assistant

  • @SketchCraftian
    @SketchCraftian 2 роки тому +1912

    I love how after receiving a step by step on how to poison yourself from a demon, Jerma immediately just agrees and frantically searches for poison

  • @NiksoSick
    @NiksoSick 2 роки тому +6051

    Okay this was legit terrifying. At roughly 19:00 Jerma says „Pizzas burning“ since he’s reading chat. While watching this video I genuinely forgot I had a pizza in my oven and it was about to just completely burn. Jerma legit saved me from a house fire holy shit

    • @Leetgrain
      @Leetgrain 2 роки тому +1815

      TELEPATHIC streamer SAVES LIL PIZZA NERD from DEATH, hailed as hero

    • @sophibugg1415
      @sophibugg1415 2 роки тому +402

      thats so fucking funny

    • @--Io--
      @--Io-- 2 роки тому +463

      his benevolence knows no bounds

    • @jukemasta2455
      @jukemasta2455 2 роки тому +364

      He accidentally saves lives by the dozen every day

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 2 роки тому +419

      @@jukemasta2455 but he takes even more

  • @uckbritley1305
    @uckbritley1305 2 роки тому +2244

    I'm fucking dying at the demon squatting on the shelf at 2:39:36, desperately waiting for jerma to notice it while he's just completely focused on the task at hand

    • @distalion
      @distalion 2 роки тому +305

      object permanence isn't his strong suit

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 роки тому +124

      @@distalion AndyHD

    • @user-ky8du8lk7l
      @user-ky8du8lk7l Рік тому +51

      Notice me, jerm-pie

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Рік тому +60

      "oooh oii ohhh"

    • @jas3335
      @jas3335 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@distalionLMFAOO

  • @super8bitvideos
    @super8bitvideos 2 роки тому +1417

    horror games disguised as job simulators are jermas critical thinking kryptonite

    • @SaintPapaThiccolas
      @SaintPapaThiccolas Рік тому +45

      As someone who just watched this after watching him play closing shift, you couldn’t be more right 😂

    • @Emily-pd2hi
      @Emily-pd2hi Рік тому +7

      How could you say that? Dude, I’m pretty sure that critical thinking is Jerma’s biggest weakness, so critical thinking is his ability to critically think’s weakness because he can’t do it. I’m pretty sure about 99% or about that percentage of his streams proves that.

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 9 місяців тому +3

      jerma has critical thinking ?

    • @Wohlfe
      @Wohlfe 7 місяців тому +3

      Streamer brain, too many distractions

    • @gengarrhea
      @gengarrhea 5 місяців тому

      @@mellowmelly9258 i think he has been crit'd in his thinky part.

  • @villa.artista
    @villa.artista 2 роки тому +2005

    He said gatorade so confidently at 22:23 bless his heart

    • @jetpilot4430
      @jetpilot4430 2 роки тому +184

      menthol too..... oh jerma

    • @joaoarthur6487
      @joaoarthur6487 2 роки тому +120

      Its how the egyptians did it

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 2 роки тому +184

      @@joaoarthur6487 Little do people know, Egyptians invented gatorade as an embalming fluid, but as humans we have evolved so much stronger since then that we can now drink it as a refreshing drink.

    • @juliehartley3652
      @juliehartley3652 2 роки тому +5

      @@spiritbx1337 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lil1kv
      @Lil1kv Рік тому +3

      I read this in a southern old lady accent

  • @vamppanic
    @vamppanic 2 роки тому +1849

    that part when he’s turned around and a voice says “why didn’t you let me die” then he turns to see the dead woman was replaced by a man… the way he walks around it in silence then quietly says “who the fuck is this?” absolutely made me double over

    • @andrew3606
      @andrew3606 2 роки тому +22

      Anyone got a time stamp

    • @quoteclone
      @quoteclone 2 роки тому +11

      @@andrew3606 1:56:40

    • @graalv3943
      @graalv3943 2 роки тому +168

      @@andrew3606 59:52

    • @AdamKlownzinger
      @AdamKlownzinger 2 роки тому +80

      @@quoteclone L

    • @quoteclone
      @quoteclone 2 роки тому +121

      @@AdamKlownzinger I just took a shot in the dark. I was close enough though 🧐

  • @hityawiththepunktactics
    @hityawiththepunktactics 2 роки тому +655

    Jerma seeing the error screen telling him to drink poison and immediately taking that as a direction is the funniest thing I've fucking seen

  • @_John_Johnson
    @_John_Johnson 2 роки тому +4269

    Jerma looks like he ported a hyper realistic model of himself from Garry's mod into a facial tracking software.

    • @roguekeychain1848
      @roguekeychain1848 2 роки тому +255

      There is such a specificity to this comment that I cannot really deny what you said.
      In fact, I agree.

    • @minjung9390
      @minjung9390 2 роки тому +126

      yeah beacuse jerma is a high res 3d vtuber model

    • @danlet
      @danlet 2 роки тому +32

      @@minjung9390 kawaii~~

    • @joshuaclark9545
      @joshuaclark9545 2 роки тому +137

      It's because he couldn't let anyone see him drooling every time a dead body is on the screen

    • @sireggsalad
      @sireggsalad 2 роки тому +25

      @@joshuaclark9545 D:

  • @thatkidkickedsandincoolcat4860
    @thatkidkickedsandincoolcat4860 2 роки тому +2401

    watching jerma playing this, trying to figure out how everything works is a horror in itself

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 роки тому +37

      It didn't take that long

    • @missfrubby7814
      @missfrubby7814 2 роки тому +85

      It doesn't help that chat gives him different answers later on either, like with the symbol LOL! It just confuses him even more

    • @TheMrRightclick
      @TheMrRightclick 2 роки тому +59

      The devs should watch this, their tutorial and game feedback sucks. Jerma is a prime QA tester!

    • @Cruddyhorse
      @Cruddyhorse 2 роки тому +45

      It's not nearly as bad as some other streamers, most others completely rely on chat to tell them what to do and cant handle more than a single game mechanic at a time.

    • @KawaiiBabyTragon
      @KawaiiBabyTragon 2 роки тому +117

      @@TheMrRightclick No? Jerma skips through the tutorial text and flavor text a bunch. :/ Player's fault, the devs don't write the text for nothing. You shouldn't skip text in a game you haven't played before. That kind of careless laziness is why many modern games are made with unskippable tutorials. It honestly felt like he needed the instructions and directions voice acted at him even though that breaks the immersion of the story. It is frustrating to see him click through to skip and then immediately ask a question the text answered for him, HAD HE NOT SKIPPED IT.

  • @haven222
    @haven222 Рік тому +431

    i put this on loop to fall asleep and every time he makes the mortuary morty joke i arise from my slumber to let out a little chuckle

    • @SploogeScrooge
      @SploogeScrooge 3 місяці тому +3

      Horror game for sleeping is kinda psycho, I sometimes use the fishman stream

    • @haven222
      @haven222 3 місяці тому +3

      @@SploogeScrooge this is a pretty chill horror game tbh

  • @Tanekoshima
    @Tanekoshima 2 роки тому +1016

    My favorite part was when Rebecca said "It's embalmin' time" and flawlessly executed her job to her boss' delight.

  • @miaa.fornataro3889
    @miaa.fornataro3889 2 роки тому +967

    Jerma asking the demon for three wishes as if it were a frigging genie had me rolling.

    • @khajiithadwares2263
      @khajiithadwares2263 2 роки тому +64

      3:03:42

    • @miaa.fornataro3889
      @miaa.fornataro3889 2 роки тому +57

      @@khajiithadwares2263 YES, thank you for the timestamp! I meant to post it the first time and forgot 😅😅

  • @gocharsispa2558
    @gocharsispa2558 2 роки тому +1106

    Of course Jerma speedruns the secret ending.

  • @PenguinOfficial
    @PenguinOfficial 2 роки тому +421

    1:08:37 " This is not the bathroom." Greatest observational skills we have ever seen from Jerma.

  • @jimass13
    @jimass13 2 роки тому +733

    1:21:44 I love how "requires paying close attention" is immediately preceded by jerma misreading "tenancy"

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 роки тому +35

      Dyslexic Andy lol

    • @tir3d_al1za
      @tir3d_al1za Рік тому +1

      to be fair i somehow read this comment as tenacity too. i was super confused when i got to that part lmao

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +553

    0:00 Changing games
    4:33 House Tour
    3:24:46 Game Starts

    • @nateman9159
      @nateman9159 2 роки тому +66

      This comment actually just made my day

    • @gravioli14
      @gravioli14 2 роки тому +29

      LOLLL this genuinely took me a minute to get omg 😭😭😭

  • @oddysee3030
    @oddysee3030 2 роки тому +382

    I love how he misunderstands the purpose of the notepad and treats it like a diary the whole time for some reason

    • @dominickdibart12
      @dominickdibart12 Рік тому +40

      @@TousanTekko He played the one that explains it twice, but failed to retain the information lol

    • @kernel-pult
      @kernel-pult 5 місяців тому +7

      "quick write that down"

    • @Finnbobjimbob
      @Finnbobjimbob 3 місяці тому +3

      It really pisses me off

  • @Xalted118
    @Xalted118 2 роки тому +831

    2:43:42 Jerma's face getting stuck in that shocked expression was jarring as hell, and then snapping back like it's nothing.

    • @ieatbeescontactme501
      @ieatbeescontactme501 2 роки тому +140

      scarier than the game

    • @binibro275
      @binibro275 2 роки тому +103

      he went goblin mode

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello 2 роки тому +93

      Sour lemon bit, classic

    • @Shrimple329
      @Shrimple329 2 роки тому +53

      HE DOES THAT ALL THE FIME ITS SO FUNNY LMAO

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 2 роки тому +28

      I clicked on your timecode and laughed deliriously until he stopped making the face oh my fucking god.

  • @tree4364
    @tree4364 2 роки тому +719

    When the shadow figure is looking through the window at 29:45, I like to think he saw it and didn’t care rather than him not seeing it.

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello 2 роки тому +70

      i was screaming that he didnt see it oh my god

    • @ExMalodios
      @ExMalodios 2 роки тому +213

      hes used to shadowy figures looking back at him

    • @joshuaclark9545
      @joshuaclark9545 2 роки тому +264

      @@ExMalodios he calls them collectively "chat"

    • @KamenShounen
      @KamenShounen 2 роки тому +50

      It actually drives me crazy cause there are several shadow dudes in the beginning and I have yet to see anyone playing the game notice them.

    • @darling9577
      @darling9577 2 роки тому +3

      He’s used to it

  • @rowen9945
    @rowen9945 2 роки тому +394

    Demon: ingest poison, I want your flesh
    Jerma: *starts looking for poison*

  • @mantidream8179
    @mantidream8179 Рік тому +197

    Jerma simultaneously exhibits the absolute best and worst survival instincts imaginable.
    Walks into a room, can sense vibes are off, and sees the living dead out the window moments after. Good instincts.
    Does his best to obey a demon telling him to drink poison. Bad instincts..

  • @glitterfailure
    @glitterfailure 2 роки тому +549

    the "really? get a bag," into a scream and then just "backpack." at 23:17 really gets me

  • @chrisbudrow1716
    @chrisbudrow1716 2 роки тому +573

    Watching him stumble through the tutorial was an actual horror game

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty 2 роки тому +30

      The obvious checking chat every 2 seconds makes me think he's over-reliant on backseaters

    • @ArachnidSyther
      @ArachnidSyther 2 роки тому +29

      @@Ashhley_the_shawty most streamers are. Sometimes i feel it really takes the fun out of the early parts of some games.

    • @garbearfar1394
      @garbearfar1394 2 роки тому +13

      I was hoping a commenter on yt had jump scare time stamps cuz watching him fumble thru the entire game is mind numbing. I’ve seen other people play who know what to do so maybe that’s why it’s so annoying but either way this is why I never watch streamers

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup Рік тому +3

      ​@@garbearfar1394 :-{

  • @LillithMK
    @LillithMK 2 роки тому +545

    he has real stones when it comes to horror moments lol. him just immediately opening the window and yelling outside when there's tapping, incredible

    • @projectapollo9662
      @projectapollo9662 2 роки тому +4

      time frame?

    • @AnonymOus-dv8us
      @AnonymOus-dv8us 2 роки тому +20

      @@projectapollo9662 I think it's around 1:23:14

    • @ExMalodios
      @ExMalodios 2 роки тому +118

      hes the guy in horror movies that immediately goes outside

    • @MatthewPherigo
      @MatthewPherigo 2 роки тому +4

      @@projectapollo9662 I can highly recommend PatStaresAt. He brings the energy of an apathetic retail employee to demon hunting which is *very* entertaining.

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin 2 роки тому +14

      It's better to run into danger than run from danger, if that makes sense... It's faster, and less scary since you eliminate the suspense, this tip doesn't work irl though

  • @TheTrueEvilSpud
    @TheTrueEvilSpud Рік тому +125

    1:37:20 Jerma advises novice paranormal spirit on how to better haunt people from experience

  • @striderbeats
    @striderbeats 2 роки тому +434

    23:18 is so goddamn funny. the abrupt scream followed by him finishing the sentence is perfect

  • @Baby_Penguin01
    @Baby_Penguin01 2 роки тому +477

    so awesome that jerma invited the demon from the game to stand behind him and watch him while he plays. so good to see streamers support demonic entities

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty 2 роки тому +56

      Be respectful it's "Mortally Challenged" now

    • @Shiroi0moi
      @Shiroi0moi 2 роки тому +25

      @@Ashhley_the_shawty #demonrightsarehumanrights #allpriestsarebastards

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 2 роки тому +19

      @@Shiroi0moi #justiceforlucifer

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 2 роки тому +20

      @@cromulom2223 thoughts and sacrifices

    • @Ndkksooejn
      @Ndkksooejn Рік тому

      ​@@nipplecream3099Hail Sataniel

  • @tollsofsouls5942
    @tollsofsouls5942 2 роки тому +376

    I've never seen Jerma actually in a video where he didn't seem like a lost child in the middle of a mall with no idea where he is.

    • @dynomar11
      @dynomar11 2 роки тому +23

      He's like the kid from heavy rain

  • @crystalbirthdays
    @crystalbirthdays 2 роки тому +185

    48:28 The guy walked over like he wanted to RP in Garry's Mod

  • @WhatsReel
    @WhatsReel 2 роки тому +145

    i love that jerma automatically assumed the body that looked almost exactly like him was possessed....... and he was right

  • @crepuscule7721
    @crepuscule7721 2 роки тому +384

    This was a little hard to watch, but that’s why I love Jerma’s streams. If you watch enough of them and endure the frustration, you break out of Samsara and reach enlightenment. Happened to my buddy Eric once.

    • @giga9849
      @giga9849 2 роки тому +9

      ☝☑

    • @gflow3643
      @gflow3643 2 роки тому +37

      it gets better after like half an hour. power through brother

    • @smells109
      @smells109 2 роки тому +25

      @@gflow3643 for the first hour I was just fucking correcting him lmao
      picking up methanol and saying "menthol" bruh

  • @SorenOnSteam
    @SorenOnSteam 2 роки тому +420

    God I love jerma, I wonder what it’s like being a gamer with dementia.

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty 2 роки тому +79

      Jerma died weeks ago this is just the gasses escaping

    • @asddsdsssd
      @asddsdsssd 2 роки тому +12

      Jerma is to gaming as Mike Stoklasa is to movies.

    • @hypnotoad311
      @hypnotoad311 2 роки тому +16

      You wonder what it’s like?
      You’re witnessing it first hand.

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 2 роки тому +158

    I fucking collapsed a lung when he read "Gatorade" and "Menthol" as ingredients for embalming fluid.

  • @SyrupBuccaneer
    @SyrupBuccaneer 2 роки тому +598

    I liked this one a lot. A very uncomfortable concept that keeps you on your toes. Also, I was eating soup. It was good.

    • @sokavisnu
      @sokavisnu 2 роки тому +83

      oh, but what kind of soup? how could you leave us hanging

    • @nietzschesncream8833
      @nietzschesncream8833 2 роки тому +78

      WHAT KIND OF SOUP?
      YOUVE BEEN DODGING THE QUESTION FOR YEARS, SYRUPBUCCANEER

    • @SyrupBuccaneer
      @SyrupBuccaneer 2 роки тому +173

      It was chicken noodle with spinach, corn and onion! I had buttered brioche on the side!
      Please release my family they've done nothing wrong

    • @herajoon4659
      @herajoon4659 2 роки тому +47

      @@SyrupBuccaneer daaang u've been eating good

    • @Zambezii
      @Zambezii 2 роки тому +37

      @@SyrupBuccaneer oh my god that sounds so good

  • @ohthatdemoness6
    @ohthatdemoness6 2 роки тому +286

    jerma hasn't been paying attention to his classes in mortuary school and it shows 😤

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 2 роки тому +39

      D+ andy

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty 2 роки тому

      He's a prodigy at -serial killing- _making_ corpses, but possessing them? Mmh Not so much

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 2 роки тому

      He never leaves body to preserve

  • @deadinfebruary
    @deadinfebruary 2 роки тому +157

    27:00 Watch the doorway of the corridor as he is turning to look at the body

    • @Figgy_Jub
      @Figgy_Jub 2 роки тому +42

      How tf did you spot that? Lol

    • @bayybars
      @bayybars 2 роки тому +32

      Benadryl type beat

    • @lecooldude
      @lecooldude Рік тому +1

      ​@@Figgy_Jubcocaine

  • @thebluehat6814
    @thebluehat6814 2 роки тому +287

    the game is actually relatively scary but I think what's scarier is how jermas face is redder than his body

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 2 роки тому +86

      he is absolutely FULL of blood

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 2 роки тому +42

      All of his blood goes to his head making his face looks red meaning he's using 101% of his brain capacity to play this game poor jerma..

  • @aniyilator
    @aniyilator 2 роки тому +232

    1:07:25 jerma frustratedly staring into your soul

    • @egg04
      @egg04 2 роки тому +16

      “It’s nothing!”

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 2 роки тому +20

      he looks like he has black gumball eyes like from the spongebob popsicles

  • @Dje1025
    @Dje1025 2 роки тому +62

    Anyone else think this was like watching adult Blues Clues? “Guys, where is this fucking lighter” “Jerma! The lighter is right there! Right there silly!!!”

  • @Penquinn14
    @Penquinn14 2 роки тому +116

    Thank god he turned that radio off before leaving his apartment
    He's also the only person that would actively listen to the demon telling him to eat poison

  • @rolarens6091
    @rolarens6091 2 роки тому +112

    i hope he picks this game up again and does the last few endings, his reactions to things are so priceless and more akin to a cat owner throwing a pillow at 4am than someone actively pursued by the devil

  • @violet4239
    @violet4239 2 роки тому +107

    I cant believe this man is almost 37 years old. God bless.

    • @AdamKlownzinger
      @AdamKlownzinger 2 роки тому +37

      Middle-Aged Streamer Disturbs Corpses In Front Of Thousands Of Helpless Viewers

  • @baileyhodges3101
    @baileyhodges3101 6 місяців тому +8

    I love jermas reaction to the demon walking behind the computer like a mom yelling at their toddler while they're in a meeting

  • @Swagmaster65
    @Swagmaster65 2 роки тому +100

    12:44 Jerma attempts to discover how a drawer works.
    55:20 Jerma's try look at every corner except the right one challenge.
    3:19:57 Jerma, after somehow getting it correct twice in a row, not only gets it right a third time, but also gets a secret ending.

  • @Talled221
    @Talled221 2 роки тому +108

    Don’t know how I missed this stream, so thankful for this channel honestly

  • @xxscribbledragonxx9744
    @xxscribbledragonxx9744 2 роки тому +90

    entire person walks past at 27:00 and he just does not care

    • @gocharsispa2558
      @gocharsispa2558 2 роки тому +31

      To be fair the tutorial’s jumpscares are so well hidden. I don’t think ANYONE has ever noticed them.

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 роки тому +16

      @@kaebeelee that is a whole ass CORPSE

    • @bean4997
      @bean4997 2 роки тому +5

      @@kaebeelee it's literally a dead body

  • @SallyBerry9
    @SallyBerry9 2 роки тому +145

    I can't see those sorts of models used at the start without thinking 'Is this House Party?'

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 2 роки тому +24

      pretty sure these are DAZ3D models.
      so... accurate comment

    • @SallyBerry9
      @SallyBerry9 2 роки тому +38

      @@TemmiePlays I wondered where people were getting the models, they’re so… oddly rigged? Like the movement’s not right in anything they’re used for

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 2 роки тому +15

      yeah the eyes don’t move and the head turns like there’s zero gravity lol

  • @alicemyers5071
    @alicemyers5071 2 роки тому +85

    someone please make a excorcist movie with Jerma and have a 1 hour scene where he's arguing with the demon for 3 wishes. Please.

  • @MuradBeybalaev
    @MuradBeybalaev 2 роки тому +94

    It's like if I gave Jerma three blank sheets of glossy paper and told him that his job is to pick one and roughen its surface with some sandpaper for better sticking to then paint it blue.
    And he proceeded to sit there for an hour, trying to guess which one of the three white sheets is secretly blue before actually painting it.

  • @blturn
    @blturn 2 роки тому +70

    23:17 actual sound of Jerma being dragged into the recycling bin

  • @IzmGunner01
    @IzmGunner01 2 роки тому +142

    How Jerma manages to consistently misunderstand instructions in every game is beyond me. But it’s ok I love that good ball.

  • @lechugacy
    @lechugacy 2 роки тому +96

    1:36:39 was so fucking eerie to hear as i progressively lost my shit more and more because i was eating and i was eating pizza
    nothing is real jerma is in my head

    • @end.olives
      @end.olives Рік тому

      He made a fair remark, i was eating beans and was completely disgusted at it in this exat moment

    • @bubbyt
      @bubbyt Рік тому

      He’s still in your head.
      GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT

  • @tacitronin0968
    @tacitronin0968 2 роки тому +72

    23:18
    Bottle Scream

  • @charlied3189
    @charlied3189 2 роки тому +26

    Character has a manic possessive episode
    Jerma: “Write that down! Write that down!”

  • @rune5416
    @rune5416 2 роки тому +105

    We're trapped in the mortuary Morty

  • @johnthomas7070
    @johnthomas7070 2 роки тому +76

    2:39:38 how did he not see that it scared the SHIT out of me

    • @J-BiRTH
      @J-BiRTH 2 роки тому +8

      I somehow also missed it the first time as well, it just sort of blends into the wall if you're not actually looking in that direction.

  • @serv3534
    @serv3534 2 роки тому +79

    23:19 considering the audio got muffled when he screamed,there's no doubt he woke up the whole house lmao

    • @DreadnoughtDT
      @DreadnoughtDT 2 роки тому +1

      AAAAAAAAAAA-a-aa-aaa-a-AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 Рік тому

      Who tf lives with this goblin

  • @shackleshotgun
    @shackleshotgun 2 роки тому +65

    "Where's poison?" Jerma for the love of GOD

  • @Bumblebeerocks23
    @Bumblebeerocks23 2 роки тому +26

    "Mix embalming fluid in pump? Gatorade, menthol, humectant, and formaldehyde.."

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 роки тому +13

      Don't put Worcestershire sauce in there, that's how you get Zombies

  • @dadaniel2k11
    @dadaniel2k11 2 роки тому +217

    He would rather spend two minutes listening to a cassette while looking at a wall than reading for literally ten seconds.
    Amazing.

    • @khajiithadwares2263
      @khajiithadwares2263 2 роки тому +16

      He gets so into the voice acting, that getting spooked shirtless is just an afterthought
      2:37:32
      2:52:25
      3:03:42

  • @alexstuart4495
    @alexstuart4495 2 роки тому +51

    im in college for mortuary science and this is exactly how it is

    • @さよナランチャ-h6v
      @さよナランチャ-h6v Рік тому +4

      Is it worth pursuing? Serious question. I considered it for a long time then hesitated when I learned of the crazy hours

  • @aeternalslime9670
    @aeternalslime9670 2 роки тому +59

    i'm surprised they don't do more with the whole "walk backwards down a long hallway" thing. that seems like there should be a lot of room for scare there and they don't seem to do anything more with it than just there being a shadow figure in room in front of you

    • @Lambent_Omega
      @Lambent_Omega 5 місяців тому +3

      Jerma just got lucky-unlucky. There's a good amount of things that could happen that I've seen in other playthroughs.

  • @Goozeeeee
    @Goozeeeee 2 роки тому +166

    16:40 this reaction from him has me dying. It’s so realistic.

    • @emrey5745
      @emrey5745 2 роки тому +45

      he's gotten so much better at pretending he experiences human emotions

  • @azimaini
    @azimaini 2 роки тому +32

    ahhhh im so scared i have to hold up my hands and watch the screen through my fingers ......

  • @akantor5526
    @akantor5526 Рік тому +28

    2:43:40 i love the rat face he makes when he's scared

  • @Funkshitpost
    @Funkshitpost 2 роки тому +97

    41:02 is it just me or do you guys see the eyes too? 👀

    • @funnyvalentine4691
      @funnyvalentine4691 2 роки тому +39

      So sweet of Holly to come and check on our little streamer boy, while remaining in shadows, standing completely still and giving only a silent stare. 😀

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 2 роки тому +1

      just the spider lady

  • @jennyfeare1702
    @jennyfeare1702 2 роки тому +57

    6:00 babe wake up new Jerma noise just dropped

  • @numbskull3401
    @numbskull3401 2 роки тому +77

    "why were you saying that like it was a superpower you were activating?" has me GONE

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 2 роки тому +75

    why does he look directly at us every time he opens the menu

  • @limerysmouse6005
    @limerysmouse6005 2 роки тому +67

    Jerma definitely laughed anytime a teacher started yelling in school

  • @Caesar-o8s
    @Caesar-o8s 2 роки тому +45

    1:56:14
    might just be my fav jerma noise

    • @ranimeRAT
      @ranimeRAT 2 роки тому +2

      SAME. That face too

  • @SirKaioken
    @SirKaioken 2 роки тому +88

    I've been wanting to watch someone play this. Thank God jerma comes in clutch

    • @chrisbudrow1716
      @chrisbudrow1716 2 роки тому

      Check out tomato’s stream of it, arguably funnier

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 роки тому +37

      @@chrisbudrow1716 who

    • @bluntbabie
      @bluntbabie 2 роки тому +29

      @@chrisbudrow1716 who

    • @SirKaioken
      @SirKaioken 2 роки тому +26

      @@chrisbudrow1716 who

    • @sokavisnu
      @sokavisnu 2 роки тому +20

      @@chrisbudrow1716 who

  • @ri-gz6ye
    @ri-gz6ye 2 роки тому +19

    this is the first jerma stream that i will watch, will update when i am finished with the video
    update: i would also like to be shot out of a cannon into the stratosphere when i die

  • @ashlenz7033
    @ashlenz7033 2 роки тому +35

    2:39:36 the length of time it takes for him to notice

  • @jasmine-ruff-puff9951
    @jasmine-ruff-puff9951 2 роки тому +68

    He's so chill, this game is creepy as hell.

  • @KamenShounen
    @KamenShounen 2 роки тому +58

    It's really funny that Jerma keeps saying the ghost sucks and isn't scary because he keeps just not activating the actual events. Like he will walk up to something and pull out one of the tags for no reason and than when nothing happens he just walks away lmao.

    • @glowfangs
      @glowfangs 2 роки тому +1

      i havent played this game, whats supposed to happen/what are you supposed to do?

    • @KamenShounen
      @KamenShounen 2 роки тому +30

      @@glowfangs There were times where the game is pointing for him to go somewhere and he just stares at it, or like when the coffin appears in the hallways he was supposed to interact with it, but since he didn't the event just ended.

  • @The56567878
    @The56567878 2 роки тому +67

    I can't hold anything else

  • @Apickleman
    @Apickleman 2 роки тому +40

    Looked like there were glowing eyes behind Jerma, had me unnerved and constantly looking behind him the entire time.

  • @yamomspotatosalad818
    @yamomspotatosalad818 2 роки тому +29

    Ya know. It’d actually be cool if there was a game where you played as a coroner, who has to figure out how the randomly generated person died. Like surgeon simulator, but more realistic and the person is already dead.

  • @microwavedboi
    @microwavedboi 2 роки тому +39

    3:05:52 the best part

  • @Theeclarencebird
    @Theeclarencebird Рік тому +7

    This is the first jerma stream I watched and now I will watch it again in a new light, with new found knowledge of jerma, and realise how fitting he is to be handling dead bodies now

  • @errokoth
    @errokoth 2 роки тому +39

    So glad Jerma was able to get all the Raygents he needed

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 2 роки тому +5

      actually it’s Reagans

    • @errokoth
      @errokoth 2 роки тому +11

      @@nipplecream3099 if one more person tells me how to spell reeayejents imma snap

    • @Abigail_Monteith
      @Abigail_Monteith Рік тому +4

      @@errokoth rehjens

  • @dingalong14
    @dingalong14 2 роки тому +138

    The scariest thing about this game by far is the seizure-inducing pause menu.

  • @CaullyD
    @CaullyD 2 роки тому +77

    I always die on the 'jerma isn't a stupid idiot dumbass hill' but this time he made the hill way to steep for me

  • @moronicalmeister
    @moronicalmeister 2 роки тому +78

    For anyone who enjoys this game, check out autopsy of jane doe. A fantastic film with a very similar setting. Highly underrated and pretty gnarly.

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD 2 роки тому

      Are the scares in it (if there are any) as delightfully subtle as some of the ones in this game?

    • @moronicalmeister
      @moronicalmeister 2 роки тому +8

      @@HamazuraGOD it ranges from ambiguous and creepy, to shit-your-pants terrifying. It starts extremely subtle and mundane, but when it ramps up, it doesnt stop.

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD 2 роки тому +3

      @@moronicalmeister
      As long as none of it is silly demon screams loud in your face, I'm all for it 👍
      The best thing about some of the scares in this game are that they're solely reliant on you even being able to see them. They don't try to noisily get your attention. Hell, Jerma misses a few of them during the tutorial and I think that's great.

    • @moronicalmeister
      @moronicalmeister 2 роки тому +4

      @@HamazuraGOD its a horror film, so there are definitely jumpscares along with the more quiet horror. They are all well earned though, nothing that feels cheap.

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD 2 роки тому +5

      @@moronicalmeister
      Well consider me interested then 😎

  • @WhenToastersAttack
    @WhenToastersAttack 2 роки тому +47

    I’m impressed with his graphics. Looks almost as real as the cadavers in the game

  • @joyestik8835
    @joyestik8835 Рік тому +6

    this is my favorite stream to put on before bed

  • @billwilliamson1506
    @billwilliamson1506 Рік тому +25

    Watching jerma play is like watching an ai learn to walk

  • @shifty1306
    @shifty1306 Рік тому +24

    Jerma looks like the uncle who buys you a bb gun then gets a stern talking to by mom in the kitchen

  • @milesh.2968
    @milesh.2968 Рік тому +8

    Whoever did the close captions is a real one

    • @kakroom3407
      @kakroom3407 Рік тому +8

      somebody really subtitled a 3 1/2 hour jerma stream. very strong, good molecules

  • @poghand
    @poghand 2 роки тому +43

    he is such an avid defender of rick and morty it’s crazy

    • @plasticbag138
      @plasticbag138 2 роки тому +11

      the show gets too much shit honestly, it is enjoyable and im over the publics opinion on whats "cringe" because in the end it doesn't matter, im glad he tells people not to be so insecure about what they like when its completely harmless :]

    • @Alyrael
      @Alyrael 2 роки тому

      @@plasticbag138
      Yeah, you go buddy!
      Now go order more of that furry inflation fart artwork you're so into!

    • @plasticbag138
      @plasticbag138 2 роки тому +6

      @@masterlinx767 exactly, i recently lost a really close friend over this, we planned our futures together but in the end, something changed and he criticized everything i liked and kinda looked down on me when i would listen to stuff he didnt like and for awhile i felt ashamed and childish because i liked less serious shows or meme'd bands, anyways, i felt down around him all the time, miserable. i stopped talking things i liked and grew to hate his presents. sorry dont mean to rant, it really sucked. but after the breakup i realized it didnt matter what he thought and it really changed my perspective on how i treat people, how i was friends with someone like that in the first place. i think i really grew up, and take the saying "treat people the way you want to be treated" alot more serious now, "cringe" seems so childish now, so insensitive and like you said, "cringy"

    • @plasticbag138
      @plasticbag138 2 роки тому +4

      @@masterlinx767 sorry long ass reply, but i wanna add your a really cool person!

    • @Mikeystonet
      @Mikeystonet 2 роки тому

      The guys above me are cringe as fuck

  • @yazminlares6000
    @yazminlares6000 10 місяців тому +9

    When he reads their names and says "come on out" makes me think of a teacher or a mom lecturing her kids lol

  • @dogzilla8you
    @dogzilla8you 2 роки тому +34

    i wish jerma would play more horror hes honestly so funny trying to cope with the fear

  • @jacem1795
    @jacem1795 2 роки тому +17

    thank you for posting these, very appreciated

  • @oddysee3030
    @oddysee3030 2 роки тому +14

    11:12, 11:45 Jerma reads instructions and then forgets them within milliseconds

  • @TheeEnglishKnight
    @TheeEnglishKnight Рік тому +3

    i come back to this stream every now and then because its so funny so i wanted to give a heads up for people who watch with chat with the extension like me, if you go onto the chat settings you can change the custom timing to '-30' when chat starts to delay after the dead jerma bit so it lines up again.

  • @nicozandhuis1865
    @nicozandhuis1865 2 роки тому +20

    Sneaky shadow dood across the hallway at 26:56

  • @thejumpergaming4699
    @thejumpergaming4699 Рік тому +7

    I remember seeing somewhere there's an option to have ur dead body planted under a tree or smth and honestly thats how I'm tryna go. Having a tree where youre buried where your loved ones can come visit, where you're literally returning to nature, sounds hype

    • @SploogeScrooge
      @SploogeScrooge 3 місяці тому +1

      This forest cemetery was sponsored by CocaCola tm! Visit your loved ones and refresh yourself with vending machines around the park. Enjoy the branded plaques that show the adventures of those who passed. They're now on the coke (tm) side of life!

  • @ranimeRAT
    @ranimeRAT 2 роки тому +44

    Took a REAL big sip of tea at 1:00:00 and choked hard at that jumpscare

    • @Vellerdium
      @Vellerdium Рік тому +6

      why does he look like G-man from half-life

    • @umbreex4061
      @umbreex4061 Рік тому +2

      @@Vellerdium i knew he looked like someone 💀