When City Planning in Cities Skylines Destroys Norway With Oil

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  6 років тому +6508

    I've been brought out of my break a tad early because I really wanted to showcase this, and it was very kind of the devs to hook me up with an early copy. If you want to become a toll / oil tycoon yourself, the Industries expansion will be releasing tomorrow!

  • @roodammy44
    @roodammy44 6 років тому +3343

    You don’t know how accurate this is:
    * Gardens with cliffs
    * Shitloads of oil
    * Crazy highway junctions
    * Needing to drive through a toll to get to work
    This truly is Norway

    • @baguetteboing
      @baguetteboing 5 років тому +196

      *Traffic lights are fucked

    • @hdheh437
      @hdheh437 5 років тому +71

      *Loud traffic noises*

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 5 років тому +5

      Andy M cool

    • @rockinatmidnight
      @rockinatmidnight 4 роки тому +64

      Just need a house deposit for a beer and oddly cheap sausages and it's 100% accurate

    • @GetMeToSubs-lp6tv
      @GetMeToSubs-lp6tv 4 роки тому +12

      i need me fackin koselig

  • @D3LTA48
    @D3LTA48 5 років тому +1975

    Paradox: Gives RT free copy to promote DLC
    RT: Themes entire city around the greedy nature of DLC

    • @Dusk_Shade
      @Dusk_Shade 5 років тому +201

      Truly a paradox

    • @timtams_6
      @timtams_6 4 роки тому +43

      @@Dusk_Shade *ba-dum-tss*

    • @ItsAlwaysOct
      @ItsAlwaysOct 4 роки тому +25

      But RT is themed around paid DLC

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku 3 роки тому +11

      Oh gosh I didn't even think of that. xD Good catch.

    • @N00N01
      @N00N01 3 роки тому +7

      Switcheroo buckeroo

  • @briansantos5806
    @briansantos5806 5 років тому +850

    3:09 "If you don't wanna to pay the toll, you can go to this way"
    3:19 "But if you want to buy anything to survive, you need to pay the toll"
    Now that's an RT strategy

    • @Physma
      @Physma 4 роки тому +3

      Large brain

    • @shhiamsleeping
      @shhiamsleeping 3 роки тому +12

      thats a norwegian strategy

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 3 роки тому +6

      i sadly have to inform you thats just how our country works

  • @jordbaer
    @jordbaer 6 років тому +6361

    As a Norwegian I can confirm that the toll booth situation is very accurate

    • @megu_weeb
      @megu_weeb 6 років тому +544

      RT thinks he is joking, worst thing is that he is running just like how Norway actualy is run.

    • @Shad0wf0x92
      @Shad0wf0x92 6 років тому +322

      And its getting worse... Like RT you need yo step up your game here, this is amateur hour here

    • @owobi_2991
      @owobi_2991 6 років тому +65

      Faens MDG!

    • @Tatjana-_-
      @Tatjana-_- 6 років тому +39

      To god damn accurate

    • @aleksr2329
      @aleksr2329 6 років тому +35

      100% enig

  • @whytho8856
    @whytho8856 6 років тому +896

    daniel: no more cities skylines for now
    cities skylines devs: nah you could handle making a few more eps for now, here's the newest expansion

    • @isleepless
      @isleepless 6 років тому +48

      Annie14
      The devs want to see their own creation burn and suffer.
      And also more country roads.

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 6 років тому +2

      @@isleepless true lol

  • @si.chedelic2601
    @si.chedelic2601 6 років тому +2867

    "We unlocked oil"
    *Sweats in American*

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 5 років тому +34

      Norway has weapons of mass destruction

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 5 років тому +88

      What would America's sweat look like? Bullets, or oil drops?

    • @MikeSmith-kz9ed
      @MikeSmith-kz9ed 5 років тому +46

      Anthony Smith ar15s

    • @SirLancelotTheBrave
      @SirLancelotTheBrave 5 років тому +36

      I’m American and I can confirm

    • @justinthepirate247
      @justinthepirate247 5 років тому +42

      @@Manglet762 Our sweat is burger greece

  • @grubyjanusz4517
    @grubyjanusz4517 6 років тому +2150

    Last episode: "Let's take a break from Cities Skylines"
    _Week later:_ *"Country roooooads, take me hooome!"*

  • @kibstar1
    @kibstar1 6 років тому +821

    “I’m just curious, it’s a natural part of growing up!”
    *meteor conveniently blows up the oil industry*

    • @warlordsquerk5338
      @warlordsquerk5338 6 років тому +28

      If RTGame was in charge of environmental protection, we wouldn't have to worry about the planet becoming a worldwide green house in 10 or so years. I'm pretty sure his meteors-for-polluters policy would be pretty great. I'm just saying :P

    • @savageassassin4741
      @savageassassin4741 6 років тому +12

      MERICA:DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL!?!
      Britain:yes dear chap i heard something along the lines of that
      Russia:WE NEED OIL FOR MOTHERLAND
      (my cousin wrote the Britt's part)

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 6 років тому +3

      @@savageassassin4741 Norway: OH SHIT!!!

    • @savageassassin4741
      @savageassassin4741 6 років тому +5

      @@alexanderticonuwu7591 America:GIVE US THAT OIL BOY

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 2 роки тому +1

      @@warlordsquerk5338 those said meteors would cause a mass extinction of not just humans.

  • @Ethanpca
    @Ethanpca 6 років тому +2444

    "Oh! We can make a workers union! That's cute."

    • @markpenner5135
      @markpenner5135 5 років тому +42

      I thought he was going to say after placing the grave yard, RTGAME: Wanna visit grandma? Go to the grave yard.

    • @moonshinemollusk7689
      @moonshinemollusk7689 5 років тому +3

      “What?”

    • @JoetheDilo1917
      @JoetheDilo1917 5 років тому +15

      We are the Union.

    • @loganlesesene905
      @loganlesesene905 5 років тому +52

      Amazon talking to their employees

    • @swanstarr1441
      @swanstarr1441 5 років тому +11

      Elongated musket's wet dream

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 6 років тому +1736

    Good job Norway!!! You were picked by RT!!!
    *WAIT*

    • @alixiii7319
      @alixiii7319 6 років тому +50

      To be continued

    • @Skreblord
      @Skreblord 6 років тому +174

      *Country roads from far away starts to play*

    • @TheDetective_1960s
      @TheDetective_1960s 6 років тому +60

      Yaay, nå får vi kose oss med en psychopath.
      Yaay, now we get to enjoy ourself with a psychopath.
      (And yes, I am norwegan)

    • @hannadjuvstadeidissen4687
      @hannadjuvstadeidissen4687 6 років тому +2

      Bahhaha

    • @thesneakymemedealer
      @thesneakymemedealer 6 років тому +23

      *Slow rumbling of meteors in the sky*

  • @Kiddy7180
    @Kiddy7180 6 років тому +495

    a meteor strikes the city
    *the city will remember that*

    • @nightmarefox4070
      @nightmarefox4070 6 років тому +20

      *the people will remember that*

    • @robertwozniak7263
      @robertwozniak7263 6 років тому +21

      *the country will remember that*

    • @tiffanydang6590
      @tiffanydang6590 6 років тому +16

      *I will remember that*

    • @Halo1Light
      @Halo1Light 6 років тому +13

      *Earth will remember that*

    • @coows
      @coows 6 років тому +6

      @@Halo1Light Vista way will remember that.

  • @myfriendjesus4788
    @myfriendjesus4788 6 років тому +1618

    cant wait for the sims x city skyline crossover. ross bob travels to west virginia to give us the extended backstory to fallout 76.

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 6 років тому +30

      Do you mean Sim City?

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 6 років тому +2

      @HARPER DODD ?

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 6 років тому +8

      @HARPER DODD
      I see its well spelled, you read it bad, cause it´s totally not edited

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 6 років тому

      @HARPER DODD correct

    • @CassiePumpkins
      @CassiePumpkins 6 років тому +12

      That would actually be really cool.
      Like, design a city, and then create Sims to LIVE in said city

  • @izayaorihara5516
    @izayaorihara5516 6 років тому +525

    "Toll" is also German for "great" and that's how I feel about both this expansion and video, Norway this could go wrong

    • @ziacray9284
      @ziacray9284 6 років тому +4

      is there an intentional pun i see

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 6 років тому

      Toll

    • @habbochakertester
      @habbochakertester 6 років тому

      Is that your real name?

    • @Supersmile330
      @Supersmile330 6 років тому +11

      @@ziacray9284 You mean an international pun?

    • @billcipher147
      @billcipher147 6 років тому +3

      Goddamit, Izaya. Here, too? Is there no place that's safe from you?

  • @braxtonriddick5647
    @braxtonriddick5647 6 років тому +445

    Introducing the newest crime: *SHROBBERY*

  • @Chewbaccafruit
    @Chewbaccafruit 6 років тому +408

    This is Norway, and as we all know trolls originally come from Norway. One might say that these tolls set up are something like the Troll Toll. You gotta pay the Troll Toll.

    • @That4948
      @That4948 6 років тому +2

      Ya

    • @elvar8948
      @elvar8948 6 років тому +15

      You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get into the boys soul!

    • @bakerygoblin6895
      @bakerygoblin6895 6 років тому +14

      You must pay the troll toll if want to enter this boy's hole.

    • @kiui5022
      @kiui5022 6 років тому +1

      Chewbaccafruit my pfp explains my reply to this comment

    • @oliverstianhugaas7493
      @oliverstianhugaas7493 6 років тому +1

      Æ reagerte på kor billig det hva i hannes Norge, *MORE T A X E S*

  • @i-win
    @i-win 6 років тому +5271

    *America would like to know your location*

    • @alvinulv
      @alvinulv 6 років тому +28

      It's Norway.

    • @Quang1999
      @Quang1999 6 років тому +174

      are you an american? cause that joke is still good as hell, i mean america, good as america

    • @phantomsmadhouse6776
      @phantomsmadhouse6776 6 років тому +91

      DID SOMEONE SAY OIL!!!!??????!?!?!?!!?!!?

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 6 років тому +138

      As an American, can confirm. We would like to know RT’s location.

    • @CoffeeSuccubus
      @CoffeeSuccubus 6 років тому +6

      Dead meme

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 6 років тому +506

    Im sure the Finnish devs love your trolling of Norway.
    And dread the day RT makes a Finland...

    • @agnomilted5206
      @agnomilted5206 4 роки тому +9

      Isn't paradox a Swedish company?

    • @poplar6658
      @poplar6658 4 роки тому +36

      @@agnomilted5206 it is published by paradox but its developed by colossal order and it is a Finnish video game developer

    • @agnomilted5206
      @agnomilted5206 4 роки тому +2

      @@poplar6658 thanks I had no idea

    • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
      @KaimArgonarEyyyy 3 роки тому +2

      @@poplar6658 Oh fuck that's cool

    • @gunn-brittslagochetik2863
      @gunn-brittslagochetik2863 3 роки тому

      @Aaro Rintala But hes right paradox is swedish

  • @aleximine_snep
    @aleximine_snep 6 років тому +311

    As soon as he places the cemetery, the entire city gets a happiness boost

    • @cheerfulgoat
      @cheerfulgoat 6 років тому +32

      I mean, they gotta keep the dead bodies somewhere. Where are they gonna keep them? In the backyard?

    • @aleximine_snep
      @aleximine_snep 6 років тому +13

      No, but why would the sight of a cemetery filled with dead people make anyone happy?
      Except RT. He doesn't care if people die...
      Edit: Countrrrryyyy Roaaadddddsssss

    • @cheerfulgoat
      @cheerfulgoat 6 років тому +15

      Would you rather keep the dead bodies in the backyard in plain sight every day?

    • @roo2385
      @roo2385 6 років тому +19

      *RT places a cementery*
      Suicide rates rise to 99%

    • @alemcelik4544
      @alemcelik4544 6 років тому +2

      aleximine it's becuas people want to kill themselfs

  • @finethingify
    @finethingify 6 років тому +1318

    Even though this guy usually does it for fun and makes memes out of this game, but it's what hooked me to the game, I didn't know about this and only after these videos I really enjoy playing it, so paradox really know who they're providing an early copy to, nice one

    • @luqman4389
      @luqman4389 6 років тому +31

      he motivated me to pirate the game! :D

    • @Yuri_RL
      @Yuri_RL 6 років тому +29

      @@luqman4389 hmmmm

    • @Skog-ue9ld
      @Skog-ue9ld 6 років тому +1

      So[U]L same lmao

    • @katavini250
      @katavini250 6 років тому +3

      True. I saw this game first at this guy, the first epiasode of this series.

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 6 років тому +3

      @@luqman4389 If you enjoy the game, you should buy it. It goes one sale pretty often, and is 75% off on Steam right now!

  • @NotAnElf
    @NotAnElf 6 років тому +88

    "Why does a meteorite need water and electricity? It's a meteorite"
    Meteorite:"I say sir, could you spare a cup of water and a packet of electricity? I'm quite parched and rather fatigued, if I do say so."

  • @ulvemann43
    @ulvemann43 6 років тому +128

    3:26
    Little did he know how accurate that was for Norway

  • @Sergio-hf1kn
    @Sergio-hf1kn 6 років тому +451

    Norway : finally some good income from our oil industry
    America : DID SOMEONE SAY OIL

  • @meagans5927
    @meagans5927 5 років тому +282

    ''I am the Lorax," he coughed and he whiffed.
    He sneezed and he snuffled. He snarggled. He sniffed.
    "Once-lerl" he cried with a cruffulous croak.
    "Once-lerl You're making such smogulous smoke!
    My poor Swomee-Swans ... why, they can't sing a note!
    No one can sing who has smog in his throat.

    • @elsanicceleste4753
      @elsanicceleste4753 5 років тому +5

      what

    • @Erik_C_251
      @Erik_C_251 4 роки тому

      TF is a Lorax?

    • @syndromeofadown21
      @syndromeofadown21 4 роки тому +17

      These poor fools don't even know that Danny Devito played the role of Lorax yet not even know that the movie nor the books existed. Dr. Seuss would be dissapointed

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 4 роки тому +8

      @@Erik_C_251 You remember that troll that lived under that bridge and told Dora riddles? The Lorax is that guy's eco-activist cousin.

    • @Erik_C_251
      @Erik_C_251 4 роки тому +1

      @@Midnight-Starfish I’m afraid I don’t. I was already in my 20’s when that cartoon came out.

  • @TheEelOG
    @TheEelOG 6 років тому +272

    *HEY NERD, TRAP 100 PLAYERS AND FORCE THEM TO BUILD WEST VIRGINIA*

    • @BangBang-cq8fc
      @BangBang-cq8fc 6 років тому +17

      TheEel I’m from West Virginia. I don’t know if you want to build it

    • @sophiamalcolm2119
      @sophiamalcolm2119 6 років тому +36

      That profile pic represents the comment more than the comment itself ever could

    • @TheEelOG
      @TheEelOG 6 років тому +5

      Coding Ant holy fuck you’re right

    • @cyberbxarb
      @cyberbxarb 6 років тому

      _wow_

    • @milkyyart
      @milkyyart 6 років тому +1

      How many days have you been asking my man

  • @mrsnufflegums
    @mrsnufflegums 6 років тому +2259

    Hey, you forgot to double toll your people. Have you considered having two or three toll booths in a row?

    • @cr1mssy491
      @cr1mssy491 6 років тому +156

      Definitely needs more tolls

    • @warlordsquerk5338
      @warlordsquerk5338 6 років тому +81

      Ahh someone beat me to it. Multi toll is the only way to toll

    • @Spartan4426
      @Spartan4426 6 років тому +58

      Someone promote this man

    • @mikuhatsunegoshujin
      @mikuhatsunegoshujin 6 років тому +50

      Just like Texas.

    • @That4948
      @That4948 6 років тому +50

      I was thinking about this too! 10 tolls next to each other THE COUNTRY IS RICH but our people aren't

  • @kimpayne3435
    @kimpayne3435 6 років тому +144

    All i learnt today is that you should always launch the astroid belt at your industrial areas to earn more money.

    • @cellmax55
      @cellmax55 4 роки тому +2

      and make one long road at the same time

  • @henrikhaaland
    @henrikhaaland 6 років тому +762

    I live in Norway and i can confirm everything you said and did. The meteors are the most accurate part

    • @MrFelixify
      @MrFelixify 6 років тому +49

      Actually, the toll boths are.

    • @4nd3rzzon
      @4nd3rzzon 6 років тому +6

      @divide two yeah sorry about that

    • @yungboomer6467
      @yungboomer6467 6 років тому +4

      divide two rip norVEGANS :(

    • @Emperor_Ultra
      @Emperor_Ultra 5 років тому +2

      Er du faktisk norsk?

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 5 років тому +1

      Ja vi elsker dette landet som det stiger frem

  • @albertred4116
    @albertred4116 6 років тому +178

    As a fellow norwegian the crappy road system is extremely acurate

    • @victorverkoelen7891
      @victorverkoelen7891 6 років тому +12

      Albert Røed you could say the country(s) roads aren’t that good

  • @gorbla1231
    @gorbla1231 5 років тому +84

    "The season pass to access your house" lmao

  • @somerandomguy2864
    @somerandomguy2864 6 років тому +241

    Representation of America Invading Norway After Oil Was Found

    • @danthewolf1997
      @danthewolf1997 6 років тому +2

      Norway has tons of oil

    • @nesssssssaaah
      @nesssssssaaah 6 років тому +2

      @@danthewolf1997 *BE QUIET* Before they come.

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 6 років тому

      @@nesssssssaaah Did I hear... liberation?

    • @pixelsot
      @pixelsot 6 років тому

      @Dan teall just shut up, before they hear you guys!

  • @amoroughil8874
    @amoroughil8874 6 років тому +462

    "Oh you can form labour unions, that's cute" - Tsar Nicholas of Russia, 1917

    • @neine999
      @neine999 6 років тому +23

      The october revolution was an inside job!

    • @nell_bell1596
      @nell_bell1596 6 років тому +6

      This comment made me choke on my drink

  • @athenaprice4517
    @athenaprice4517 5 років тому +320

    I looked up EA and it cost me ten bucks

  • @gabekontros243
    @gabekontros243 6 років тому +218

    You began the oil industry!
    "America will remember that."

    • @That4948
      @That4948 6 років тому +1

      It got completely pumped out before WORLD ECONOMY would came

  • @suirahplanogemo3407
    @suirahplanogemo3407 6 років тому +691

    Where’s my pre-order bonus? I was promised exclusive access to the emergency services!

    • @floppaquest4916
      @floppaquest4916 6 років тому +34

      tarek alsaidy *quietly* West virginiaaaaa

    • @tjoin8526
      @tjoin8526 6 років тому +15

      *Whispers* Mountain momma

    • @outrageousgamer315
      @outrageousgamer315 6 років тому

      Papa Glow Eyes All Hail our glorious Leader, Kim Jong- Un

    • @needleb33
      @needleb33 6 років тому

      *Ring
      -Is this the emergency services?
      - .....
      -Then which country am I speaking to?

    • @IlayarajaS1997
      @IlayarajaS1997 6 років тому

      There's a server issue just wait

  • @PixelPalettes
    @PixelPalettes 5 років тому +46

    "So, we unlocked oil! That's good."
    *DID SOMEONE SAY O I L*

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 років тому +1735

    So this is what happens when EA builds their own city

    • @fenriswoof3021
      @fenriswoof3021 6 років тому +6

      Why can i find you everywhere

    • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
      @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 6 років тому +13

      So that's how you always get a top comment you piece of shit.

    • @addaccount9246
      @addaccount9246 6 років тому +29

      StickMaster500 you need $1000 to breathe ..... wait thats just healthcare

    • @TripplExN
      @TripplExN 6 років тому +20

      No, That's just how norway is! There is over 100 tolls around the capital; Oslo... It's CRAZY

    • @thequ5914
      @thequ5914 6 років тому +3

      he`s everywhere!

  • @brindleface9316
    @brindleface9316 6 років тому +369

    RT. You may think you’re joking, but this is how Norway works. The toll booth omfg. It’s the truth.

    • @jonismeister9559
      @jonismeister9559 6 років тому +71

      @Jahad basically we got a shit ton of toll booths, especially in Oslo(capital of Norway)

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 6 років тому +15

      @@jonismeister9559 they need to get their money somehow

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 6 років тому +36

      I have only heard about this mess, never visited Oslo, but one of my family from Hong Kong migrated there. She said that there are three problem, the everlasting winter (and sun!), somewhat increased crime, and toll bloody booths.

    • @skagereistad7771
      @skagereistad7771 6 років тому +34

      I can´t really relate with her. The toll booths are easy to circumvent by taking our highly developed and cheap public transport, and the crime is hardly a problem.
      But I can agree upon the metrological problems. The midnight sun is satan.

    • @hmyre
      @hmyre 6 років тому +12

      Dude the midnight sun is fine compared to 1 hour of daylight in the winter

  • @BlackWACat
    @BlackWACat 5 років тому +38

    “that’s is what happens when you cheap out” *moves camera to the other city bit where people are also dying*
    HM

  • @isolatedhazard1741
    @isolatedhazard1741 6 років тому +120

    You really should have named this:
    City Skylines but my city is made by EA

    • @seanyy5285
      @seanyy5285 6 років тому +5

      Isolated _ Hazard more like bore ragnarok

    • @Haenrith-priv
      @Haenrith-priv 6 років тому +2

      Made by the Norwegian government*

  • @vinceo5296
    @vinceo5296 6 років тому +233

    Gets key from devs to play new expansion.
    Spends half the video chirping on paid DLC.

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 6 років тому +15

      Well, Paradox usually don't really give a damn, Paradox aren't super mega huge company like EA or Ubisoft, don't have time for bashing UA-camr.

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 6 років тому +4

      What if the entire video was RT convincing us to buy the expansion ._.

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 6 років тому +1

      Well, city skyline is a fun game, and this expansion seems fun, but after all, its your choice.
      Like, do you want to be a mega oil baron that enslave your tiny company town with oil, pollution, meteor and EVERY MAN A TOLL BOOTH?

  • @roddie3984
    @roddie3984 6 років тому +76

    Norway probably is made be EA, cuz if i were to travel to Trondheim, which is a 1h 30min drive, I will have to pay for toll... so tbh RT, this is accurate

    • @maxlanees6426
      @maxlanees6426 5 років тому +9

      As a Norwegian I’m offended that you complain about ONE toll after a whole 1hr 30min...

    • @isaacg5438
      @isaacg5438 4 роки тому +6

      I live in Massachusetts. I am offended that you don’t have a toll every 15 minutes.

    • @drbens549
      @drbens549 3 роки тому +4

      @@isaacg5438 ah but you see, we do

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +2082

    Dammit, RT, like 3 minutes in, and you're already building a class divide again!
    Velkommen til EA, Norge!

    • @elisemor5527
      @elisemor5527 6 років тому +59

      We Norwegians don’t really see any difference sins EA took over 😛

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 6 років тому +8

      @@elisemor5527 *since

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 6 років тому +11

      @@elisemor5527 "sins" = something "god" said not to do.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 6 років тому +12

      "God" = some guy that everyone believes in and think he created everything (or she).

    • @CommanderPiglet
      @CommanderPiglet 6 років тому +2

      Hallelluja!

  • @sportyzmech2104
    @sportyzmech2104 6 років тому +313

    The devs...gave a Psychopath...more tools to cause havoc.....
    *WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?*

  • @JoneLilleby
    @JoneLilleby 6 років тому +99

    RTGame, have you been watching the Norwegian News in Stavanger or what ? The Toll stations is actually on the same level as you are doing here. WTF

  • @DragonMaster7107
    @DragonMaster7107 6 років тому +347

    RT stands for Road Toll Game

  • @Sparkz1607
    @Sparkz1607 6 років тому +265

    >naming the road to the garbage dump "The UK"
    I see what you did there

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 років тому

      I live in the UK and that joke really triggered me

  • @Spo0kl
    @Spo0kl 6 років тому +51

    We all know RTGame means ReallyTollGame

  • @MrPear40
    @MrPear40 6 років тому +329

    I have to pay a toll to get the country roads to take me home.

    • @WillowoTheWisp
      @WillowoTheWisp 6 років тому +12

      To the only place I seem to belong.

    • @lukecarlin9946
      @lukecarlin9946 5 років тому +2

      Toll booth roads take me home...

  • @vantain20
    @vantain20 6 років тому +531

    Hi! I've been binge-watching your shows since Sunday when your content popped up in my recommended list. You're becoming one of my favourite channels on here and streamers as well

    • @Gwapo
      @Gwapo 6 років тому +8

      Jace Beleren Yeah his content is one of a kind,sad to see many people haven't heard about RTGames yet.

    • @ausarthecritic1762
      @ausarthecritic1762 6 років тому +4

      Shouldn't you be in Ravnica or something?

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 6 років тому +1

      Join in, comrade!

    • @tristandennewitz1084
      @tristandennewitz1084 6 років тому +3

      Ha! I've been a fan for 2 more days than you

    • @j0n4831
      @j0n4831 6 років тому +1

      Saaaaaaame, I used to be really into TF2 videos and somehow missed this channel until only recently, but it's SINGLEHANDEDLY gotten me interested in gaming videos again

  • @captainemerald3762
    @captainemerald3762 5 років тому +39

    A man stole a shrubbery? I threatened to say "Ni" at him if he didn't get me one.

  • @tirrike
    @tirrike 6 років тому +106

    *This is why Norway is one of the most happy countries in the world.*

  • @Griffin1171-love-you-all
    @Griffin1171-love-you-all 6 років тому +138

    It would have been great if this early version of the expansion they gave him caused the game to just constantly spam asteroids.

    • @phenomanII
      @phenomanII 6 років тому +5

      As soon as the population reaches 10 000, that would be an awesome surprise (or a random number like 8943)

  • @isaiahepp6513
    @isaiahepp6513 3 роки тому +2

    I like it how at 4:18 RT just destroys a "free" goers home by planting their complaint right on their house

  • @straypaws6339
    @straypaws6339 6 років тому +541

    *If EA made a city*

    • @TheEnde124
      @TheEnde124 6 років тому +1

      Norway is worse than this no joke

    • @TheRealDescartes
      @TheRealDescartes 6 років тому +5

      It's called Norweay

    • @cornstalks4122
      @cornstalks4122 6 років тому +1

      @@TheRealDescartes Don't give them ideas it's bad enough as it is

    • @ImperfectAce
      @ImperfectAce 6 років тому +5

      *Would you like to enter the park for $59.99?*

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 6 років тому +2

      Illinois: hold my beer

  • @nishlimbu4026
    @nishlimbu4026 6 років тому +391

    Norway: Oh look oi-
    America: NANI

  • @Nourulette
    @Nourulette 4 роки тому +1

    At least RT understands how toll booths work in Norway. That was the most realistic part of this whole video.

  • @eirikstorkas6413
    @eirikstorkas6413 6 років тому +223

    This is so accurate! Trondheim has a tollbooth at the entrance of IKEA lol

    • @alkopappa
      @alkopappa 6 років тому +5

      yeah the ikea out of town in trondheim is just... confusing

    • @KINGDANIS1337
      @KINGDANIS1337 6 років тому +23

      Stavanger has a tollstation just before you get into the hospital S:

    • @clorbach2450
      @clorbach2450 6 років тому +2

      I love Trondheim

    • @ConeArmy
      @ConeArmy 6 років тому +2

      Ahh mosjøen is best you pay the small fee of 160nok to go in our out of the city then just many more tollbooths the longer you go to the next city 40min away.

    • @leonjohansen1364
      @leonjohansen1364 5 років тому

      Faens veibommer!!!!!

  • @froggymug
    @froggymug 6 років тому +74

    You'd go into severe debt just by buying regular shopping because of the toll boths.
    And if you forgot *ANYTHING* and needed to drive back.
    Well, too bad!
    Pay up.

    • @vir042
      @vir042 6 років тому +8

      Nah, oil money my friend, no toll fee can kill oil money. Trust me norway have researched this to the maximum capacity, 4 tolls for one city? No problem, wont even dent the oil money.

  • @aaetriv
    @aaetriv 5 років тому +7

    funny thing is, that’s how most backyards actually look like in norway

  • @darklife5091
    @darklife5091 6 років тому +512

    "The devs watch my videos" Country Roads radio update/dlc when?

    • @kavyon
      @kavyon 6 років тому +90

      A DLC that replaces that "A meteor strike has ocurred!" voice with Country Roads.

    • @Fogolol
      @Fogolol 6 років тому +24

      @@kavyon we need un update that plays country roads when the city is getting destroyed

    • @expendableround6186
      @expendableround6186 6 років тому +1

      *_NO._*

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 6 років тому +4

      There already has been a Country Road Radio DLC released in May this year.
      Not exactly what you asked for but close enough.

    • @angie0502
      @angie0502 6 років тому +3

      Robert Rocco *_YES_*

  • @cptjackpl8690
    @cptjackpl8690 6 років тому +753

    *Did I hear Oil in Norway?*

  • @steffplaysmapping1104
    @steffplaysmapping1104 4 роки тому +1

    Road toll, wind mills and oil rigs. This is maybe the most accurate depiction of Norway I have seen

  • @RageSondrayy
    @RageSondrayy 6 років тому +88

    "If EA made norway"
    dude you realize theres like a billion toll booths in oslo right??

    • @MrDrJonas
      @MrDrJonas 6 років тому +26

      Sondrayy when you think about it, he accidentally made a surprisingly accurate representation of Oslo!
      I mean, look at this! Oslo is riddled with toll booths, the west is the good side, the east is the bad side, the northern side is for farming/tree production, while the south is the coastline. So this is surprisingly accurate to the real city lol

    • @TheRokkiephantomlove
      @TheRokkiephantomlove 6 років тому

      and in bergen

    • @Youravaragejoe_Englisch
      @Youravaragejoe_Englisch Місяць тому

      Norway is actually owned by EA

  • @TechnoPrayer15
    @TechnoPrayer15 6 років тому +445

    pays toll
    crap I left my bag at home

  • @MadMusic26
    @MadMusic26 Рік тому +1

    Idk why but your dominoes comment unlocked a memory.
    I was one of those kids who loved dominoes videos where they’d make cool patterns or just have them go on forever. The thing is my entire house was carpeted so even if I had dominoes I’d never be able to recreate those videoed.
    We did however have an entire bookcase of VHS tapes. So I would line them up throughout the house and use them like oversized dominoes whenever my parents weren’t home.
    I don’t think I ever told anyone about it and I very nearly forgot until you mentioned dominoes 😅

  • @androgynousblob4835
    @androgynousblob4835 6 років тому +580

    Make a city with only toll roads
    We need it

    • @That4948
      @That4948 6 років тому +27

      Don't take me home toll-y roads

    • @jatatad2144
      @jatatad2144 6 років тому +10

      We dont need it. We MUST have it.

    • @T1000MWMQ
      @T1000MWMQ 6 років тому +18

      50 bux to visit your neighbor

    • @dausbulat96
      @dausbulat96 6 років тому +3

      this needs to happen, come on RT !

    • @wibinnie
      @wibinnie 6 років тому +1

      Up

  • @Perifroog
    @Perifroog 6 років тому +440

    Put tolls at every intersection to give your citizens a sense of *pride and accomplishment* -EA 2016 or 2017 idk

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 6 років тому +5

      2017 I'm pretty sure, might even be early 2018

    • @yustinj.3910
      @yustinj.3910 6 років тому +4

      Actually, October 2018.

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 6 років тому +2

      @@yustinj.3910 No, we were talking about the post from EA about their microtransactions, which was some time last year

    • @KayJay01
      @KayJay01 6 років тому +1

      November 12th, 2017.

    • @NotChicoAndPico
      @NotChicoAndPico 6 років тому

      @@KayJay01 Thanks for being the only one that bothered checking.

  • @brandygregg6561
    @brandygregg6561 6 років тому +1

    Before the oil field explosion:gets letters every day for offices. After explosion:riots in the streets for offices.

  • @Paec
    @Paec 6 років тому +91

    God damn it, you oiled Norway too much.


    (Also, this expansion is very realistic, where you can place toll booths everywhere. Because they are in Norway xd.)

  • @JXDGES
    @JXDGES 6 років тому +248

    RT: I'm gonna make a hospital-
    Me: YOU MEAN GRAVEYARD????

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 6 років тому +17

      "There's too many sick people, better build more graveyards." - RT

  • @joshstauffacher819
    @joshstauffacher819 3 роки тому +2

    "There's crime in the forest industry...what are they doing, stealing trees?" This aged like fine wine

  • @kimpayne3435
    @kimpayne3435 6 років тому +142

    Rt has been forced out of retirement by paradox

  • @rokamo
    @rokamo 6 років тому +188

    that ending seems very suggestive...

  • @loganburke2138
    @loganburke2138 6 років тому +8

    "Everything started to go downhill"
    *Proceeds to scroll down hill*

  • @lucasfischer9923
    @lucasfischer9923 6 років тому +47

    For some people this is all fun and games. For people from Stavanger these toll booths are reality.

  • @OverLord50
    @OverLord50 6 років тому +172

    Country road
    Take me home
    WEST NORWAY

    • @pixelsot
      @pixelsot 6 років тому +1

      Thats what i like to see!

    • @joseph.wolf.
      @joseph.wolf. 6 років тому +3

      *Country roads,
      Take me home,
      To the place,
      I belooong,
      WEST NORWAY!

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 6 років тому +7

      "Western Norway" has the right amount of syllables.

    • @udayan6159
      @udayan6159 6 років тому +1

      you gotta pay the toll first

    • @lordmaniac9775
      @lordmaniac9775 6 років тому +2

      Nesten himmelen, vest-Norge
      Blåfjell ryggen, Drammensvassdraget
      Livet er gammelt der, eldre enn trærne
      Yngre enn fjellene, blåser som en bris
      *Landveier, ta meg hjem*
      *Til stedet jeg hører til*
      *vest-Norge, fjellmamma*
      *Ta meg hjem, landeveier*

  • @Mildlyilligal
    @Mildlyilligal Рік тому +1

    Imagine if you will, you go to your job in the oil sector but you have to pay 2 tolls, pay your taxes and pay for petrol that you helped create, this is scarily something I can expect to see in real life

  • @vladen14
    @vladen14 6 років тому +109

    Wow you're genius, you found a solution to the worlds economical problems: Just hide everything people need to live behind a pay-wall :D

    • @TheMojaveLamp
      @TheMojaveLamp 6 років тому +28

      earth?
      No
      EArth?
      Y@$

    • @vladen14
      @vladen14 6 років тому +2

      @@TheMojaveLamp see what you did there

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 6 років тому +5

      @@TheMojaveLamp ¥£$

    • @antares6167
      @antares6167 6 років тому

      Sounds like a really scary Black Mirror episode

    • @That4948
      @That4948 6 років тому

      ONLY TOLLS CAN SAVE THIS WORLD and ze {>)
      (you can easily decode it)

  • @zarnox3071
    @zarnox3071 6 років тому +118

    I'm just waiting for a DLC designed specifically to exploit the absolute shit out of people. Simple example: a tollbooth that also isn't a through road, so you have to pay twice if you go through it. Another example: Drugged water that makes people happy even though they live in a toxic environment.

    • @johnsmith-eo3nz
      @johnsmith-eo3nz 6 років тому +3

      @@naturallynukes3106 I was thinking the same thing. When life annoys, pop a joy!

    • @cammy649
      @cammy649 6 років тому +2

      So a conspiracy update

    • @notascientist709
      @notascientist709 6 років тому

      Mitchell Wilkin 1984 dlc

    • @LVoidtheEndless
      @LVoidtheEndless 5 років тому +1

      City skylines: America edition

  • @fritzhartmannhandykanal
    @fritzhartmannhandykanal 3 роки тому +1

    Such a beautiful little helmet or what's called
    1:19 THERE'S OIL WE GOTTA DRILL!

  • @molybdenumrose
    @molybdenumrose 6 років тому +29

    Congrats, dude. You're building up connections in the industry ! Your channel has grown so much over the last year or so, it's crazy! Your videos always brighten my day up a bit, so i'm glad to see your success.

  • @reimonax9294
    @reimonax9294 6 років тому +34

    Please make a city with tolls every few metres. As soon as you leave one toll, there’s another one right in front of you. You live and breathe tolls (and crippling debt)

    • @jonismeister9559
      @jonismeister9559 6 років тому +3

      You pretty much just described Oslo, the capital of Norway

  • @Makarov61
    @Makarov61 4 роки тому +4

    RT: Cities Skylines gave me an early update
    Me who watched this video 1 year later: yeah im early too

  • @victortartacuta
    @victortartacuta 6 років тому +35

    Dev:We are going to add toll
    Rt:T-Toll

  • @fioloshubert6549
    @fioloshubert6549 6 років тому +123

    Tolls is of big controversy in Norway. It's decided by the municipality, where they should be, and what the pricing should be. A lot of people live outside of the cities, and has to commute. So they will pass these, two times a day. In some cases even more. Let's say there's a family of three. The husband works in construction, and has to leave too early for him to bring his kid to kindergarten/school. So his wife has to bring their kid to town. Meaning they pay four times a day, five times a week, not including weekends. That becomes a lot of money in a year, and this is the situation for many. If I'm not wrong, some places, commuters do however get a discount. And this is to subsidize ongoing and finished roadwork. Saw some people ask about this in here.

    • @tourettestreeproductions3657
      @tourettestreeproductions3657 6 років тому +9

      Norway is only 50% more real than Finland
      Which dose not exist

    • @fioloshubert6549
      @fioloshubert6549 6 років тому

      Galaxy Dust It takes 43 minutes from the centre to the airport. That's not too bad, distance considered.

    • @MrFelixify
      @MrFelixify 6 років тому +3

      just get a elbil ;)

    • @fioloshubert6549
      @fioloshubert6549 6 років тому

      MrFelixify Not long before they have to pay as well :p

    • @MrFelixify
      @MrFelixify 6 років тому +2

      @@fioloshubert6549 I know i know. at least it's less and not full price. the thing i don't get about Norway is where the fuck is all the tax i pay go to? why isn't roads included?

  • @excalibur1093
    @excalibur1093 5 років тому +7

    6:10 "I will close this one highschool for now" One second later....EVERYONE IS SAD!!!!

  • @Blackenhide
    @Blackenhide 6 років тому +29

    This is the kind of slytherin content I subbed for.

  • @tcmax7837
    @tcmax7837 6 років тому +14

    As a norwegian that title seems like an accurate simulation of reality

  • @adammiller8133
    @adammiller8133 6 років тому +8

    “Oh look, we can form a worker’s union.
    That’s cute.”

  • @thiefmostwanted7098
    @thiefmostwanted7098 6 років тому +49

    the new fallout 76 trailer has west Virginia playing though out it and i can't help but fell something is about to explode when i watch it.

    • @lordmaniac9775
      @lordmaniac9775 6 років тому +1

      I think that was the point.

    • @maid-chan4815
      @maid-chan4815 6 років тому +3

      The trailer came out in summer. The west Virginia joke has been around for months ever since the trailer

  • @mpg01
    @mpg01 6 років тому +108

    RT getting early access to an expansion?
    God help us all.

    • @destructo08
      @destructo08 6 років тому +4

      Server: created by God.
      Server: Satan has entered server
      Server: Satan ruined Server and made people more sinful.
      Server: RT gaming has joined server.
      Server: God and Satan run away from the insanity.
      Server: Server is finally destroyed.
      Server: RT gaming has left.

    • @destructo08
      @destructo08 6 років тому +1

      That was supposed to be funny but it came out wrong.

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 6 років тому +4

      *Country Roads starts playing*

  • @charlesrogan331
    @charlesrogan331 5 років тому +6

    4:53 *wanna live?*
    *_THERE’S A TOLL FOR THAT_*

  • @vt2356
    @vt2356 6 років тому +231

    oil?
    *inhales*
    *_MURICA IS ALLREADY IN YOUR LOCALIZATION_*

  • @ajavisk
    @ajavisk 6 років тому +54

    Paradox is such a cool company
    You may dislike the amount of dlcs they make (I do, but I still buy them because they are good) but you have to admit that they are just some nice swedish guys

    • @math3000
      @math3000 6 років тому

      I mean, you're right, they have some pretry cool dlcs

    • @ricardoalves9605
      @ricardoalves9605 6 років тому +3

      The base game was great on its own, they cant just keep making more content for free
      As long as the DLC isnt something the base game DESPERATLY needed (Looking at EA with the sims), its fine, the only thing they should be forced to update for free are bugs

  • @fixedkarm8348
    @fixedkarm8348 5 років тому +1

    All major necessities are past a toll booth. Bleeding out? Pay the toll. Need to get to school on time? Pay the toll. Your life is now dictated by the toll. want to escape the toll? Pay. The. Toll.

  • @avriil6446
    @avriil6446 6 років тому +95

    he protecc
    he atacc
    but the most important thing
    he came bacc

    • @rattragedy
      @rattragedy 6 років тому

      i use furry yiff as my profile picture I also have a furry as my picture

    • @Deciant
      @Deciant 6 років тому

      Fucking furries

    • @avriil6446
      @avriil6446 6 років тому

      @@Deciant i agree

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 6 років тому

      The aposment of anthropomorphic creatures

  • @Blackkrd
    @Blackkrd 6 років тому +67

    I can’t seem to catch your streams. Glad that you post these.

    • @aquilaorion3531
      @aquilaorion3531 6 років тому

      Blackered 8215 me either, my school gets out at 2:10 but i have an hour ride home. (his streams start at 2:00 in my time zone)

    • @Jasonzw952
      @Jasonzw952 6 років тому

      They’re on twitch just in case u didn’t know

    • @aquilaorion3531
      @aquilaorion3531 6 років тому

      Jason Wu i know, i just can’t make it to most of them :/

    • @Blackkrd
      @Blackkrd 6 років тому

      Yeah they end up being really late for me most of the time

  • @jonastangen4601
    @jonastangen4601 5 років тому +3

    The tolls for getting home to your kids is so realistically norway. great video.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +23

    9:47 *DRAAAAAAAAAAAAINAAGE!!!*
    DRAINAGE, RT, you _boy!"_