A 'Professional' City Planner Build the Most Profitable City Ever

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  • Опубліковано 16 лют 2021
  • Welcome to Cities Skylines where today I am using my skills as a professional city planner to build the most profitable city in cities skylines! Effectively we are going to build disneyland 2. As you can tell this is not going to be your standard simcity city builder experience but rather a montage of exploiting cities skylines to break the new dlc and allow us to create the most profitable city possible with basically no effort. Now we have seen RT Game destroy cities with his powers as a mayor but I am a pro player when it comes to sim city and city building in general so get ready to watch as the spiffing brit beats all other records by using bugs and exploits to win.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Cities Skylines Park Life Exploit! How on earth can one english bugger beat this city builder as we build disneyland 2!! Trust me this is legit a pro city planner plays cities skylines so prep for some funny cities skylines gameplay!
    What is cities skylines?
    Cities: Skylines is a 2015 city-building game developed by Colossal Order and published by Paradox Interactive. The game is a single-player open-ended city-building simulation. Players engage in urban planning by controlling zoning, road placement, taxation, public services, and public transportation of an area. Players work to maintain various elements of the city, including its budget, health, employment, and pollution levels. Players are also able to maintain a city in a sandbox mode, which provides more creative freedom for the player.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @KingNektus
    @KingNektus Рік тому +2697

    “I’m going to school, mom!”
    “Alright, here’s $3 for lunch and $800 for the toll.”

    • @TheAkKalesh
      @TheAkKalesh 10 місяців тому +32

      Underrated comment.

    • @APT4Tech
      @APT4Tech 9 місяців тому +16

      Perfectly balanced.

    • @rave4350
      @rave4350 8 місяців тому +4

      @@olivertong1448 second city of the video

    • @nokia-gm8gv
      @nokia-gm8gv 6 місяців тому

      fine

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 Місяць тому

      3:19
      Someone died.

  • @FilmsNerf2
    @FilmsNerf2 3 роки тому +10914

    Imagine paying 300 dollars just to rob a cafe then paying another 300 to go back home.

    • @takairyuu2993
      @takairyuu2993 3 роки тому +667

      why do you think they are robbing the cafe

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 роки тому +484

      The robbery at the cafe, IS the cafe.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 3 роки тому +24

      it's no wonder the robbers end up murdering people.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 3 роки тому +6

      The cafe is in the middle of the park. At $20 a gate, they wouldn't have to pay $300 to get there, idiot.

    • @stefanwacker578
      @stefanwacker578 3 роки тому +302

      I guess halfway through the park they ran out of money so they have no choice. They gotta make it to work or else how can they afford going back home?

  • @rhiannonmoss1023
    @rhiannonmoss1023 Рік тому +634

    Finally a city planner who prioritizes pedestrians over car traffic

  • @dinoboy676
    @dinoboy676 Рік тому +158

    Disneyland 2 changed me as a person, it was inspiring and was definitely fun and not horribly expensive and I am not being held at gunpoint :D
    11/10

    • @BritishmanProductions
      @BritishmanProductions Рік тому +3

      Me neither! I loved it so much! :)

    • @cheese.CR7
      @cheese.CR7 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, it was so cheap and the aroma of dead- sorry, I mean cake made it so enjoyable! I'm definitely not in a dungeon being threatened with death and nuclear bombs.

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 роки тому +11014

    profit in this game has different meaning for different people. I myself profit on misery

    • @DrErikNefarious
      @DrErikNefarious 3 роки тому +475

      Hey, it's that Country Roads guy!

    • @countingwithjerold
      @countingwithjerold 3 роки тому +94

      The best kind of profit

    • @ilkeruluseri8493
      @ilkeruluseri8493 3 роки тому +193

      I would argue forcing people to pay 800 dollars daily to get to school is profiting on misery

    • @cyruz1265
      @cyruz1265 3 роки тому +22

      I would be rich then...

    • @FolkoMagipaw
      @FolkoMagipaw 3 роки тому +50

      And God forbid you find someone named Grace.

  • @MrStealYoBeef
    @MrStealYoBeef 3 роки тому +3668

    "Dead bodies can't pay taxes, so they're bad for business"
    Ah yes, that's why murder is illegal...

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 3 роки тому +95

      Do you know what the price for meat is these days? Good for business. Also can I interest you in this 100% leather tea cozy?

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 3 роки тому +41

      Well, you coud sell em , just sayin. Organs and fertilizer are not cheap.

    • @Sir.Craze-
      @Sir.Craze- 3 роки тому +18

      Isn't it... Though? Like... In The end?
      I mean. Sure it's wrong but like... We have prisons and shit xD that make money, for some reason...
      **Cough**
      I'm over thinking this
      🎩👌

    • @kilroylitchking5473
      @kilroylitchking5473 3 роки тому +9

      @@Cpt.Str4ng3 up next spiff turns city skylines into a perfectly balanced game of Rimworld

    • @derekskelton4187
      @derekskelton4187 3 роки тому +18

      @@Sir.Craze- YOu come right up to reason private prisons exist, most of whom commit ludicrus human rights violations including slavery, but are still a huge part of the American economy

  • @Champ-bUrg3r
    @Champ-bUrg3r Рік тому +536

    “Hundreds of children are being held at gun point” That’s fine.
    -The Spiffing Brit

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Рік тому +36

    Loved my visit to the park, very enjoyable. Muggers were polite and patient, and they kept their guns very clean. The food was quite good, the tea blisteringly hot, and only cost half of my child's college fund.

  • @cwilmot
    @cwilmot 2 роки тому +6635

    You've essentially build a battery. The residential area is called the anode, the industrial area the cathode, the park is an electrolyte and money is electricity.

    • @Eclipse-nim
      @Eclipse-nim 2 роки тому +331

      Huh, that's... accurate

    • @theglobalwarming6081
      @theglobalwarming6081 2 роки тому +384

      And the people are the electrons

    • @ripscuegaming7313
      @ripscuegaming7313 2 роки тому +76

      I was just about to write that comment, I thought it looked like a capacitor at first.

    • @thijssijtsma2213
      @thijssijtsma2213 2 роки тому +48

      And his bank account of coarse a component, e.g. a lamp or alarm or whatever. Since conservation of energy will state that this energy (money) has to be converted into another kind of energy. Well, doesn't have to be another kind, just as much energy as comes into the component.

    • @thijssijtsma2213
      @thijssijtsma2213 2 роки тому +4

      @@cwilmot alr thx! Fyi I don't know much about the depths of 'electro physics' I just know theoretical parts so this sounds like fun

  • @timma_thy
    @timma_thy 3 роки тому +3581

    "$800 a day just to go to school."
    Big deal, I went to college too...

    • @maxreilly765
      @maxreilly765 3 роки тому +19

      💀

    • @cornlips7247
      @cornlips7247 3 роки тому +23

      Best comment.

    • @TnD_BigJax
      @TnD_BigJax 2 роки тому +7

      You win

    • @chance20m
      @chance20m 2 роки тому +88

      The average cost of college in the US is about ~$227 a day, assuming 180 school days. The most expensive universities are roughly $355 per day. So while $800 is a joke now, in a decade or two it'll probably be spot on.

    • @Max_G4
      @Max_G4 2 роки тому +84

      @@chance20m Holy sh** what is wrong with America?

  • @timestriker183
    @timestriker183 Рік тому +146

    11/10
    I absolutely loved the park, the tea made this experience worth the very small entrance fee and the bodies provided an amazing aroma! (Please let my family go)

    • @sparrowEP
      @sparrowEP 11 місяців тому

      your family is one of the bodies

  • @Not.Kolari
    @Not.Kolari Рік тому +45

    Disneyland2 was the best city I visited. The low tax, amazing job offers and affordable fees are the bomb. 10/10 would live there until my demise.

  • @zedgameshd5844
    @zedgameshd5844 2 роки тому +4603

    10/10, would definitely return to Disneyland2.
    P.S. : the dead bodies at Gazebo’s #17, #22 and #39 were very nice additions👍🏼

    • @lilmomma602
      @lilmomma602 2 роки тому +18

      ikr

    • @mllrdnl
      @mllrdnl 2 роки тому +129

      Got stabbed half way through. 10/10 service.

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 Рік тому +34

      I agree with this comment. Also I liked the people robbing the cafe at the entrance!

    • @CapyDoe
      @CapyDoe Рік тому +10

      This like a Aliexpress review

    • @BHawk420
      @BHawk420 Рік тому +6

      they were great listeners.

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR 3 роки тому +2815

    So, you've basically created micro transactions...

    • @wisppandemonium8106
      @wisppandemonium8106 3 роки тому +80

      @@thespiffingbrit And they're somehow still on the cheap side for micro-transactions.

    • @fatchicken225
      @fatchicken225 3 роки тому +36

      Don't give EA any more ideas

    • @gweltazlemartret6760
      @gweltazlemartret6760 3 роки тому +24

      @@fatchicken225 Next Fifa : "You'll have to pay a DLC to actually view characters animated onscreen ; another to have them coloured ; yet another for the ball to be displayed ; then another to actually unlock the Alt+F4 special key"

    • @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
      @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 3 роки тому +6

      @@gweltazlemartret6760 You have to pay every time you start up a game. Every minute. Every DLC multiplies it by 10.

    • @mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224
      @mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 3 роки тому +2

      @@thespiffingbrit You have become the evil you sought to destroy D:

  • @StreagleEagle
    @StreagleEagle 2 роки тому +65

    10/10. The park is amazing with gazebos, and everything you want! Its super cheap too, its not something like 600 pounds to get to the other side, which would be crazy. The DisneyLand2 is the best city with no taxes!

  • @VitalHonet98
    @VitalHonet98 2 роки тому +61

    Wow! Disneyland 2 Park was so great! The mugging felt real!

  • @LeinhartUK
    @LeinhartUK 3 роки тому +768

    Imagine a child getting lost in this park, the profit would be GLORIOUS

  • @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines
    @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 3 роки тому +5454

    This is one of my fave things to do in Cities Skylines! Monetizing walking 🤣

    • @mefe8224
      @mefe8224 3 роки тому +143

      @@thespiffingbrit I hope tea drinkers get a %50 discount

    • @yesterdaysrose5446
      @yesterdaysrose5446 3 роки тому +61

      I was about to say this isn't just mere Biffaing. This is *advanced* Biffaing.

    • @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines
      @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 3 роки тому +156

      @@thespiffingbrit I'm with you 110% 👍

    • @yootooooooob
      @yootooooooob 3 роки тому +19

      Quick Sippa Tea

    • @guy_autordie
      @guy_autordie 3 роки тому +9

      Oh, you're here biffa. I'm so surprised :p

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja 2 роки тому +27

    I love the simplicity of it half of the exploits in these games is literally just playing it like it's a different game

  • @Smurez
    @Smurez 2 роки тому +13

    For those who want to replicate and have trouble with power/waste/etc.:
    You can keep a connection between the two areas. Just make the road to the industrial area longer than the park roads. That way people will still use the park and you won't have supply problems.

    • @nohulse
      @nohulse 2 роки тому

      Once I reached ten million dollars, garbage trucks stopped spawning for both of my landfills. Any way to fix it, or is it a glitch?

    • @Smurez
      @Smurez 2 роки тому

      @@nohulse I'm kind of a noob, so I really can't help you, sorry ^^

  • @somethingusername2538
    @somethingusername2538 2 роки тому +781

    I am so very happy living in Dysneyland 2.
    The fresh air, the low cost of living, the ability to get to work by foot and having everything close to home, there really is no other place quite like it.

  • @tiemenscholten3755
    @tiemenscholten3755 2 роки тому +670

    I’m a DisneyLand 2 citizen myself, I love the northern park. Great coffees at the café, although it costs a wallet every visit.

    • @kennethporst4359
      @kennethporst4359 Рік тому +16

      Thank u for working at our nearest location, I hope your bank accounts empty by the time you make it home.

  • @edwardglass9602
    @edwardglass9602 Рік тому +12

    Before I moved here, I would always have a problem with my wallet weighing me down with money. I would always feel slightly inconvenienced by the weight of the bills reducing the aerodynamic shape of my pants. But now, thanks to Disneyland 2, all my problems are over! I can now walk easily from the residential area to the industrial area with a spring in my step and a weightless wallet! Thanks, Disneyland 2!

  • @maxroper5485
    @maxroper5485 Рік тому +6

    DISNEYLAND 2 IS AMAZING
    Took 3 grandchildren to Disneyland 2 a13 year old and 2 16 year olds. We all had best holiday ever. The kids were perfect age to enjoy the whole experience. Went to Disneyland 30 years ago with our kids and loved it then.
    Everything is beautiful and clean, great variety of food outlets and the entertainment is amazing, really is the happiest place on earth.

  • @Dagenx
    @Dagenx 3 роки тому +247

    "I love this Park!" -Totally not a SpiffCo© bot.

  • @Matt-ro4qe
    @Matt-ro4qe 3 роки тому +173

    "I've always loved Gazebos, so when I heard of Disneyland 2, I just had to move there, and I've never been happier!" - Hugh Mann

    • @dokomni
      @dokomni 3 роки тому

      hugh man

    • @h3lblad3
      @h3lblad3 3 роки тому +1

      "What's a Gazebo?" - Eric

  • @asad7252
    @asad7252 Рік тому +1

    Just went to the park last September with my fam. Loved the gazebos. And the great coffee at the 3 cafe's we visited on the way to the trampoline park. 10/10. Would definitely recommend!

  • @Arkturu5
    @Arkturu5 11 місяців тому +1

    By far the most fantastically humorous and informative video I've seen all day!

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 3 роки тому +1315

    "I visit Disneyland 2 four times every day, and although my home is being foreclosed and my wife left me for a hotshot lawyer, I have hundreds of gazebos to choose from to sit and cry in as I contemplate what I did wrong with my life. 11/10, would be forced to visit again."
    Ben Dover-2021

  • @mobshu0681
    @mobshu0681 3 роки тому +600

    Cities Skylines its becoming the most realistic city simulator ever

    • @SilasWasHere
      @SilasWasHere 3 роки тому +78

      @@thespiffingbrit when I went to Las Vegas lol.

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 3 роки тому +14

      @@thespiffingbrit the last time I visited Hell de Janeiro

    • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
      @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 3 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit when i was scamming myself to heaven

    • @mewtowfanaltmet7193
      @mewtowfanaltmet7193 3 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit Isn't that what were doing, I'm lost with it, its called lockdown can you help me spiff

    • @mobshu0681
      @mobshu0681 3 роки тому +2

      @@thespiffingbrit Yesterday

  • @carstenzimmermann4435
    @carstenzimmermann4435 2 роки тому +13

    I can watch this over and over 🤣
    Whatever the crime at the gazeboes is about, it's nothing compared to the mayor's attitude

  • @sqeery4297
    @sqeery4297 Рік тому +3

    There's just something about this park that keeps me coming back, every single day! Truly one of the most wondeful places on earth!

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla 3 роки тому +462

    "Get rid of all the dead bodies by turning the building off and on again"
    A brand new sentence!

    • @wireshock4633
      @wireshock4633 3 роки тому +30

      "Hello, Police. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

  • @andzagorulko
    @andzagorulko 3 роки тому +219

    - Why Disneyland?
    - So that Dosneyland can't sue us.

  • @lordfoogthe2st368
    @lordfoogthe2st368 Рік тому +5

    This place is amazing, 10/10 would go again. It is incredibly affordable and would definitely recommend for the whole family. Can't wait to go next year!

    • @1stviperr
      @1stviperr Рік тому

      does this still work in the newest version of city skylines?

  • @aris_han
    @aris_han 2 роки тому +15

    "I got mugged"
    "where?"
    "at the gazebo"
    "which gazebo?"

  • @brucewayne1777
    @brucewayne1777 3 роки тому +380

    Everyone gangsta until that one pedestrian learned to just walk across the empty field for free.

    • @DeadBunny7878
      @DeadBunny7878 3 роки тому +15

      I know your secret identity Bruce

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 роки тому +35

      he gets shot by the orbital cannon

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 3 роки тому +5

      Machine Learning is too op, plz nerf

    • @aptsag3390
      @aptsag3390 3 роки тому +2

      that's communism!

    • @CaptainNuge
      @CaptainNuge 3 роки тому +8

      If you were being watched from on high by a capricious god who could bulldoze your house for non-compliance, you'd walk through the gates, or you'd move... If you could find an exit.

  • @kektalks
    @kektalks 2 роки тому +1220

    This is the best theme park ever! It is almost half of the actual city!
    I'm one of the customers. Truly nice gazebos

    • @robertcox1655
      @robertcox1655 2 роки тому +22

      smells like a spiffco bot

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother Рік тому +13

      @@robertcox1655 don’t be silly! This is a 100% real review of the city by a human customer.

    • @georges9760
      @georges9760 Рік тому +1

      "I'm one of the customers" 😂
      Thanks for making that clear.

  • @EpicATrain
    @EpicATrain Рік тому

    This is amazing! Thank you! I'll go ahead and get this DLC. I couldn't justify having the DLC until now.

  • @thomassandvik5493
    @thomassandvik5493 7 місяців тому

    Thank you, good sir! I am using this strategy to power all my new Cities and I absolutely love it! Trollheim, Trolldal, Trollvik, Trollfjell and finally the perfection with Trollelv (Troll River) earning $350,000. Every city based on the Troll Toll concept.
    If Trollelv evolves into a worthy city, a statue will be raised in your honor. Or some other suiting homage.

  • @domitacus
    @domitacus 3 роки тому +319

    "I walked through the gate and the money just appeared for me to pay."
    9/10

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne 3 роки тому +3

      Money printer go brrr

  • @wheelcha1rman2
    @wheelcha1rman2 3 роки тому +381

    "Every good Disneyland needs a FEW dead bodies lying around."
    Ever a man of truth Spiff.

    • @portland573
      @portland573 3 роки тому

      @victor bruun no, if you Google it, you'll find NO-ONE HAS EVER DIED AT DISNEY. Never, not at all...

    • @davidparsons97
      @davidparsons97 3 роки тому +1

      IT: Hello, IT?
      Park Ranger: My park is full of dead bodies.
      IT: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 3 роки тому +1

      @@portland573 And what makes you think Google is trustworthy ? of course its part of the scheme

  • @sadiaoyshi6290
    @sadiaoyshi6290 11 місяців тому +2

    16:02 the dead body can't pay taxes had me dying🤣🤣

  • @incog_nizant
    @incog_nizant Рік тому

    I've used this glitch on all of my cities ever since watching this. I typically don't have multiple gates for citizens to walk through, but I do have residential on one side, park, gate, a line of isolated mass transit (usually monorail) running through the park and linking in it's own cemetery, police, fire, and trash collection, more gates, and then commercial and industrial on the other side. It really helps with the scenarios too! Thanks Spiffing Brit!

    • @bon4230
      @bon4230 Рік тому

      Hey man I'm just wondering are you on the pc version? I'm on ps4 and I'm not sure if it's because I'm missing a dlc or something but I can't get this to work, I just don't have access to making a straight up park zone. Just a leisure and tourist zone.

    • @incog_nizant
      @incog_nizant Рік тому

      @@bon4230 I’m on PS4, but I have the Parklife DLC; it’s what you need to make this work.

  • @bennettprice845
    @bennettprice845 3 роки тому +241

    I'm a simple man. I see a notification for the Spiffing Brit and I brew a cup of tea. My Pavlovian response is not perfectly balanced.

    • @WookieJebus
      @WookieJebus 3 роки тому +1

      You wait for the tea? My phone can travel to the kettle 😉

    • @jyotsnasrivastava6373
      @jyotsnasrivastava6373 3 роки тому

      @@thespiffingbrit b Hey spiff when are u going to show other Fallout 4 exploits and what abput fallout 76.
      money is never an issue in cities skylines so this exploit is pointless but funny

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 3 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit once I get to 1k I'll use the crazy community posts to surpass you in subs

    • @willemlubberman7050
      @willemlubberman7050 3 роки тому +2

      @@Dragnulls are you commenting on every comment?

    • @energyipad5566
      @energyipad5566 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dragnulls As much as I agree with you that people are stupid, you are annoying. You are accomplishing nothing but annoying others.

  • @BSinator
    @BSinator 3 роки тому +260

    "When I was your age, I had to walk to school through a park and pay $400, and to go home, pay another $400."

    • @julielove4evr
      @julielove4evr 3 роки тому +8

      @@Dragnulls 😳

    • @DepressedSkorpion
      @DepressedSkorpion 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dragnulls wat?

    • @luizquevedo6580
      @luizquevedo6580 3 роки тому +2

      Okay but nothing in this comment
      changes the indisputable and
      undeniable fact that religion is
      false hope, and god isn't real, there
      is no evidence that even suggests
      the possibility of god existing, and
      if you believe God is real then
      you're just wrong, that's not even
      up for debate, just accept the fact
      that you're wrong. There's no
      evidence. And if you even think for
      a second that you're right, then you
      are delusional, and that's that god
      isn't real. iust accept it.

    • @manny6939
      @manny6939 3 роки тому +13

      @@Dragnulls I'm an atheist myself but what did this comment have anything to do with religion?

    • @normaltraveler5975
      @normaltraveler5975 3 роки тому +1

      Back in the day, when it was cheap

  • @fredbrighton9972
    @fredbrighton9972 2 роки тому +2

    Oh my gosh, you made me laugh all the way ! You're a genius ! 😅🤣 Fred, Brighton.

  • @rishabh_10
    @rishabh_10 Рік тому +3

    100/10
    Really amazing city, lived there for 6 years with my family, combined we spent only 1000000 per person per year on transit

  • @wooka8864
    @wooka8864 3 роки тому +74

    Hey I'm A real citizen of Disneyland 2 and I love living here.
    ever since I moved here I've been met with nothing but the nice parks,the fresh air but most of all crippling debt. 5stars

    • @Dazaster-lq3vh
      @Dazaster-lq3vh 3 роки тому +6

      Ahhh, troll bot 1.11 strikes, glorious!

    • @pyrokar1990
      @pyrokar1990 3 роки тому +4

      Pretty sure you meant debt... Although a "crippling dept." (department) sounds like a government institution for making people crippled and it is glorious xD

    • @fisherwoelke5435
      @fisherwoelke5435 3 роки тому +2

      Yes I am a totally real citizen human person who foes human things and lives a human life in the very human town of Disneyland2, and I use my human emotions and really like it with my human emotions!!!!!

    • @wooka8864
      @wooka8864 3 роки тому +1

      @@pyrokar1990 Nah it was a typo but it does sound glorious lol

    • @pyrokar1990
      @pyrokar1990 3 роки тому

      @@wooka8864 awww dont edit it! Now my previous comment doesn't make sense! Haha

  • @KM-fl5jq
    @KM-fl5jq 3 роки тому +238

    *Makes 10 gates. Asks 40$ to enter each gate*
    Spiff:"I wonder why the crime is so high inside the park!" xD

    • @ITBEurgava
      @ITBEurgava 3 роки тому +2

      "Mayor sponsored the crime." Wait until the twi--uh, chirpers started the taglines. Gonna be flames all over the socmed. Oh, all the articles...

  • @RandomizeAnimed
    @RandomizeAnimed 2 роки тому +1

    this video really makes me laugh, you made my day bro, thanks!

  • @reichstein011
    @reichstein011 9 місяців тому

    I'm so glad I moved to DisneyLand2 it truly is a wonderful place to call home.
    I used to spend hours sitting in traffic during my commute to work, but since I moved to DisneyLand2 getting to work is a walk in the park.

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 3 роки тому +143

    I, a real human being, love Disneyland 2! It lets me perform [activity1] and even [activity2]!

  • @CustomName
    @CustomName 3 роки тому +1380

    Ants = Money... Note taken.

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 роки тому +28

      @@thespiffingbrit When there's 2 views and 57 comments because UA-cam is perfectly balanced

    • @potatodog7910
      @potatodog7910 3 роки тому +2

      What

    • @potatodog7910
      @potatodog7910 3 роки тому +3

      Literally every video I watch

    • @potatodog7910
      @potatodog7910 3 роки тому +5

      I’ve never seen you before and suddenly your on every video I watch

    • @mickjames8330
      @mickjames8330 3 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit can you do a how do exploit games

  • @BryanAnderson6979
    @BryanAnderson6979 2 роки тому

    This video made my day better. Thank you!

  • @Bigmeatlover
    @Bigmeatlover 2 роки тому +2

    This reminds me of a more complicated rollercoaster tycoon, man I loved playing that game when I went to my uncles house

  • @mrgod5139
    @mrgod5139 2 роки тому +3453

    The developers seriously needs to introduce Intelligence to its AI “Citizen”
    where people protest and revolt when something outrageous like this is implemented.

    • @simeonb.3612
      @simeonb.3612 2 роки тому +174

      This is kind of bug abuse

    • @breadbox3987
      @breadbox3987 2 роки тому +239

      like paradox would ever care about a game of theirs

    • @mrgod5139
      @mrgod5139 2 роки тому +62

      @@breadbox3987 if paradox doesn't care no dev would ever care its just a matter of time

    • @adrianwolf7629
      @adrianwolf7629 2 роки тому +124

      That's a solid idea! Yet I know that ambitious players will always find a way to bypass such AI so it would mostly come down to a predefined threschold composed of some factors that determines when the protests are activated.
      If you have a more organic idea, let's talk, maybe we can make a mod for it.

    • @simeonb.3612
      @simeonb.3612 2 роки тому +10

      ​@@adrianwolf7629 first time ever someone said "let's talk" to me on the internet.
      "revolt mod"
      if specialincome > normalIncome/3
      (normalIncome is your income averaged of the disered timespan in the total build area
      specialincome is a local anomaly
      e.g. a park payes more then 90% of the usual city (build space))
      return revolt
      (revolt:
      - could be cims on the streets (spawn destination for every Xth cim)
      - or traffic jams (cars, trains etc.)
      - or reduced tax income by the similar extend the anomaly happend
      --> revolting because something unfair happens)
      There should be only a few cases where one area could earn much more, then every other area beforehand.
      Counterexample:
      1. really rural area and a compressed IT skyline.
      Still a revolt would make kind of sense (we want to participate).
      2. Only high income area, like a nearly perfect late game city, starting segments deleted. The specialIncome wouldn't be recorgnized as a anomaly.
      Detection would be a issue to detect spikes everytime. You can just cheese the game with rapidly increasing the tax and then adjusting it back again, repeat, profit.
      That would be a anomaly that should be detected. unreasonableIncome exception

  • @jamesgravil9162
    @jamesgravil9162 3 роки тому +208

    "Dead bodies can't pay taxes which means they're bad for business!"
    *Business 101.*

  • @Jiafei01
    @Jiafei01 9 місяців тому

    Can we say thank you for how much effort is put into this video

  • @mikhaelmontiere7713
    @mikhaelmontiere7713 2 роки тому +3

    i for one loved going to Disneyland2 parks it was amazing the gazebos are great . 10 star review

  • @AlxTwnr
    @AlxTwnr 3 роки тому +85

    I had the greatest experience in Disneyland 2’s park. I was robbed $40 at the cafe but my money magically reappeared as i ran through a toll gate to escape them

  • @Appolyon
    @Appolyon 3 роки тому +57

    "Sir, we have a dead body at the main attraction!!"
    "Have you tried to turn it off and on again?"

  • @L0RDSH0CK3W4V3GamingAdvice
    @L0RDSH0CK3W4V3GamingAdvice 2 роки тому +2

    Just absolutely brilliant...have you tried this with toll roads as well?

  • @ezyeez4599
    @ezyeez4599 2 роки тому +4

    Hi there! My name is randy, and I LOVED going to Disneyland 2. It was the most affordable experience I've ever experienced and it was very cheap!

  • @shantilus
    @shantilus 3 роки тому +292

    I'd say I was broke, but money keeps appearing in my pocket as I walk through this park. 5 stars.

  • @Sock66
    @Sock66 3 роки тому +151

    Disneyland 2 - Electric Boogaloo

    • @Zynderr
      @Zynderr 3 роки тому +2

      I am offensive and i find this religious

    • @willemlubberman7050
      @willemlubberman7050 3 роки тому

      @@Dragnulls wow you are everywhere

    • @xiphos5740
      @xiphos5740 3 роки тому +1

      @@willemlubberman7050 cuz they are a bot

  • @endreoma8510
    @endreoma8510 2 роки тому +2

    Amazing park! It's definitely worth a visit😁👍10/10

  • @elliottdavid7405
    @elliottdavid7405 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely love it in Disney Land 2. Only my second week here and I have not payed a single tax dollar! And the park is beautiful, with the affordable 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99$ entry fee, I have a nature walk to and from the factorie- *cough* work.

  • @Arkay24
    @Arkay24 2 роки тому +864

    Meanwhile, politicians in Argentina: "Write that down, write that down!"

    • @madebytheson6024
      @madebytheson6024 2 роки тому +47

      *Meanwhile in Kenya, “we need a loan for that. Let’s call China.“*

    • @Arkay24
      @Arkay24 2 роки тому +10

      @@madebytheson6024 oh, you guys too, huh?

    • @madebytheson6024
      @madebytheson6024 2 роки тому +7

      @@Arkay24 Yep. The son of the "founding father" who might I add sold out our freedom fighters to the British to become the 1st president. His son is good at taking loans and passing them on to the citizens. We r now in a 99-year debt. They are already trying to take our ports.

    • @technicalanupal9203
      @technicalanupal9203 2 роки тому +8

      @@madebytheson6024 give them the ports but to reach the port they have to pass some *checkpointsss*

    • @madebytheson6024
      @madebytheson6024 2 роки тому +1

      @@technicalanupal9203 I dont think that'll go well

  • @brendons.4256
    @brendons.4256 3 роки тому +169

    "What's it going to be called? 'Elizabeth Gardens'? No, no, no..."
    You have disappointed the Queen.

    • @astolru834
      @astolru834 3 роки тому +16

      @@Dragnulls wrong, there is a god, and its tea

    • @rossdirkse5267
      @rossdirkse5267 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dragnulls what are you talking about? Nothing in this comment says anything about religion.

    • @astralprophecy2419
      @astralprophecy2419 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dragnulls Dude he didn't even mention religion. Are you feeling okay? Maybe you should go see a doctor. Virtually, of course.

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 3 роки тому +4

      @@astralprophecy2419 its probably a spambot, that account dropped that message at a few spots

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 3 роки тому +1

      Well the alternative was "Victoria's bush" but Spiff has more class than that.

  • @ravenvega1370
    @ravenvega1370 11 місяців тому +1

    My trip to DysneyLand2 with my family left me with crippling debt…. Never been happier! Great tea!!!

  • @254zero
    @254zero Рік тому

    Just visited Disneyland 2. The family and I had a wonderful time. The line for the 1 coffee shop we found was crazy long though. We loved how there was enough gazebos for everyone to use. Definitely will be visiting again. We almost couldn't leave. 9/10

  • @shawn4997
    @shawn4997 2 роки тому +346

    I love disneyland2! The quantity of gazebos blows my mind! Also the cafe criminal actors are so good! He even made us lay on the ground! I love disneyland 2!!!

  • @NimbleBard48
    @NimbleBard48 3 роки тому +180

    In Disney HQ right now: "Build a 1m wide Disneyland around EVERY SINGLE town!"
    "But Sir...."
    "RIGHT NAO!!!"

  • @Streghamay
    @Streghamay Рік тому

    This is the best video I have seen in a week I couldn't stop chuckling 😂

  • @klingenschubser5561
    @klingenschubser5561 8 місяців тому

    10/10 park recommend and would go again the amount of entertainment is extravagant

  • @MattariOnline
    @MattariOnline 3 роки тому +110

    "I've been to the DisneyLand2 parks and I must say, the entertainment was outstanding! I also love visiting the cafes and spending my time in the gazebos."
    * Remember, SpiffCo® bots do not exist. You can trust me, a fellow real human being, to inform you of the truth.

    • @arnevh1
      @arnevh1 3 роки тому +4

      Prove it...
      █ i'm not a robot

  • @commissardave4080
    @commissardave4080 3 роки тому +75

    Everyone should live in the glorious disneyland 2, that has no problems what-so-ever!
    (oh god spiff has my family please help oh god.)

    • @jackalottadigawff7560
      @jackalottadigawff7560 3 роки тому +3

      one of my kidneys got stolen, great time that was.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому

      @@halftwins dont worry spiff turned it on and off so you are now fine

  • @sangwaraumo
    @sangwaraumo Рік тому

    You absolute monster.
    Great video mate.

  • @simonwilliams8091
    @simonwilliams8091 3 місяці тому

    My visit to the park was the best day I ever had, the cafe is a particular highlight serving only the best Yorkshire tea. I go to the park several times a day.

  • @dnd161991
    @dnd161991 3 роки тому +16

    Between being mugged 32 times, going into financial ruin, sleeping near a mountain of corpses and pondering my broken reality at the famous crime gazebos of Disneyland 2, I found my time wonderful! 10/10 would recommend Disneyland 2.

  • @dripnaruto7683
    @dripnaruto7683 3 роки тому +63

    Spiff is the definition of "Improvise. Adapt. B r e a k t h e g a m e"

  • @T3M3P1C
    @T3M3P1C 2 роки тому

    10/10 park, I love it! Would come again!!!

  • @KarmaCat1
    @KarmaCat1 11 місяців тому

    Review: 10/10
    I’m am happy to say that this park is amazing! Disneyland2 is the most beautiful town with amazing tourists attractions. My personal favorite attraction is the Cafe at the park. This park is amazing and I recommend you go! The park is sure to leave you speechless! (And maybe moneyless) 🤫

  • @uberfuzzy
    @uberfuzzy 3 роки тому +177

    "It doesnt make sense, we would be operating at a loss if not for this one park here in the middle". Sir Spiff, you are describing the state of Florida.

    • @GenericUrbanism
      @GenericUrbanism 3 роки тому +11

      Orlando in a nutshell.

    • @kaijorgensen6940
      @kaijorgensen6940 3 роки тому +1

      I dunno, those sun pass charges aren’t terribly cheap

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 3 роки тому +4

      Busch Gardens, Universal Studios, Disney World, the beaches. Florida's income is like 90% tourism.

    • @TimmuDammu
      @TimmuDammu 3 роки тому

      I loved Florida. So far my favorite state and I'm from California.
      The only problem I had was finding a decent job to make more then what I was shelling out.

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 3 роки тому

      @@TimmuDammu Well California is an acronym for Come And Live In Florida, so you made the right choice. Though I'm pretty sure trying to live in california is 10 times more expensive than trying to live in florida. (Unless of course you moved to orlando or miami or something like that.)

  • @dakotaowens747
    @dakotaowens747 3 роки тому +412

    “Dead bodies can’t pay taxes.” Spiff 2021

    • @Wtfukker
      @Wtfukker 3 роки тому +10

      he should be in politics!

    • @johnlowden5895
      @johnlowden5895 3 роки тому +4

      I mean they voted in 2020 so

    • @VenomousSpyro
      @VenomousSpyro 3 роки тому +7

      @@johnlowden5895 It's funny how people can vote Republican their entire life but then become Democrat voters after they're dead 🤣

    • @johnlowden5895
      @johnlowden5895 3 роки тому

      To true to true

    • @SumiEwiets-idgaf
      @SumiEwiets-idgaf 3 роки тому

      r/technicallythetruth

  • @eekee6034
    @eekee6034 7 місяців тому

    Planning an intentionally dystopian nightmare in Eden Valley sounds about right! ;)
    This game so needs a revolution mechanism! :D
    What do you mean, you've no idea what's going on? At those prices, people must be desperate! XD Well, maybe not thanks to the game's mechanics, but I'm having a laugh.
    LOL that "advert" is a thing of beauty!
    I just lost it at "None of the police officers seem to want to walk through the toll booths of death." I had wondered. :) This just keeps getting better!
    This may just be the most fun I ever had watching a game exploits video. It's all in the delivery!

  • @theillestKP
    @theillestKP 7 місяців тому

    1 happy costumer here, long time Dizland resident... love love love the park!!

  • @Chimailai
    @Chimailai 3 роки тому +91

    5 stars
    "Disneyland 2 is an excellent city thay you should visit. It has the world's best park and no taxes"
    -Disneyland 2 resident

  • @calsavestheworld
    @calsavestheworld 2 роки тому +851

    When you think about it, it's exactly what the game company is doing: charge a small amount for the core game, but every expansion will be $20. Sell a cheap razor, then sell expensive cartridges.

    • @simeonb.3612
      @simeonb.3612 2 роки тому +75

      But the base game is great for the price, there are free updates and modding.
      Then there are games with skins and dlc for fullprice for 3 missions.

    • @lossnt557
      @lossnt557 2 роки тому +35

      @@simeonb.3612 True but the dlc prices are pretty ridiculous

    • @DJTimeLock
      @DJTimeLock 2 роки тому +13

      I only bought the base game, slapped some dll's in the game directory and now you got em all for fre :)

    • @battmarn
      @battmarn 2 роки тому +2

      @@DJTimeLock link?

    • @ballooncoast848
      @ballooncoast848 2 роки тому +14

      You don’t need dlcs in city skylines the base game is worth your money

  • @alreadytakenindeed
    @alreadytakenindeed 2 роки тому +1

    I laughed so hard, bless you mate!

  • @mandemusceasar981
    @mandemusceasar981 9 місяців тому

    This is epic :)

  • @thelistener1268
    @thelistener1268 3 роки тому +191

    "Dead bodies can't pay taxes"
    - Our Majestic, Tea Drinking, Overlord

  • @Regali123
    @Regali123 3 роки тому +46

    Spiff: "What's it going to be called? 'Elizabeth Gardens'? No, no, no..."
    Game: "You mean yes, yes, yes..."

  • @lucassouza7645
    @lucassouza7645 Рік тому

    I have been to Disneyland2 and It was a wonderful experience. The gazebo was the best attraction. 10/10 would come back again!

  • @TheDeganator
    @TheDeganator 2 роки тому

    Your "AD" was amazing sir, absolutely amazing, visually stunning

  • @lehighspy9553
    @lehighspy9553 3 роки тому +109

    "if they wanna get anywhere in life there gonna have to walk though a lot of gates, and those gates aren't cheep" wiser words were never spoken spiff

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 роки тому +3

      Every time I go thru a Bill Gate, I have to click an agreement. I have no money left and...things are...who are you? It's just a tiny piece...per take they..gate. Who are you?

    • @oliverenes539
      @oliverenes539 2 роки тому +1

      @@brucebaker810 Bill gate haha kind of iconic that worlds richest man is bill gates

  • @Mongoosegoose
    @Mongoosegoose 3 роки тому +81

    "I love living in Disneyland2! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else!" - Financially stable citizen

  • @TheRavSharma
    @TheRavSharma Рік тому

    Gotta pay the troll toll, to get to that boys soul 🤣🤣 best musical line from kts always sunny hahah