You've essentially build a battery. The residential area is called the anode, the industrial area the cathode, the park is an electrolyte and money is electricity.
And his bank account of coarse a component, e.g. a lamp or alarm or whatever. Since conservation of energy will state that this energy (money) has to be converted into another kind of energy. Well, doesn't have to be another kind, just as much energy as comes into the component.
Isn't it... Though? Like... In The end? I mean. Sure it's wrong but like... We have prisons and shit xD that make money, for some reason... **Cough** I'm over thinking this 🎩👌
@@Sir.Craze- YOu come right up to reason private prisons exist, most of whom commit ludicrus human rights violations including slavery, but are still a huge part of the American economy
The average cost of college in the US is about ~$227 a day, assuming 180 school days. The most expensive universities are roughly $355 per day. So while $800 is a joke now, in a decade or two it'll probably be spot on.
Yeah, it was so cheap and the aroma of dead- sorry, I mean cake made it so enjoyable! I'm definitely not in a dungeon being threatened with death and nuclear bombs.
I am so very happy living in Dysneyland 2. The fresh air, the low cost of living, the ability to get to work by foot and having everything close to home, there really is no other place quite like it.
Loved my visit to the park, very enjoyable. Muggers were polite and patient, and they kept their guns very clean. The food was quite good, the tea blisteringly hot, and only cost half of my child's college fund.
@@fatchicken225 Next Fifa : "You'll have to pay a DLC to actually view characters animated onscreen ; another to have them coloured ; yet another for the ball to be displayed ; then another to actually unlock the Alt+F4 special key"
"I visit Disneyland 2 four times every day, and although my home is being foreclosed and my wife left me for a hotshot lawyer, I have hundreds of gazebos to choose from to sit and cry in as I contemplate what I did wrong with my life. 11/10, would be forced to visit again." Ben Dover-2021
11/10 I absolutely loved the park, the tea made this experience worth the very small entrance fee and the bodies provided an amazing aroma! (Please let my family go)
Okay but nothing in this comment changes the indisputable and undeniable fact that religion is false hope, and god isn't real, there is no evidence that even suggests the possibility of god existing, and if you believe God is real then you're just wrong, that's not even up for debate, just accept the fact that you're wrong. There's no evidence. And if you even think for a second that you're right, then you are delusional, and that's that god isn't real. iust accept it.
@@thespiffingbrit Hey spiff when are u going to show other Fallout 4 exploits and what abput fallout 76. money is never an issue in cities skylines so this exploit is pointless but funny
10/10. The park is amazing with gazebos, and everything you want! Its super cheap too, its not something like 600 pounds to get to the other side, which would be crazy. The DisneyLand2 is the best city with no taxes!
I love disneyland2! The quantity of gazebos blows my mind! Also the cafe criminal actors are so good! He even made us lay on the ground! I love disneyland 2!!!
If you were being watched from on high by a capricious god who could bulldoze your house for non-compliance, you'd walk through the gates, or you'd move... If you could find an exit.
Before I moved here, I would always have a problem with my wallet weighing me down with money. I would always feel slightly inconvenienced by the weight of the bills reducing the aerodynamic shape of my pants. But now, thanks to Disneyland 2, all my problems are over! I can now walk easily from the residential area to the industrial area with a spring in my step and a weightless wallet! Thanks, Disneyland 2!
@@thespiffingbrit b Hey spiff when are u going to show other Fallout 4 exploits and what abput fallout 76. money is never an issue in cities skylines so this exploit is pointless but funny
Hey I'm A real citizen of Disneyland 2 and I love living here. ever since I moved here I've been met with nothing but the nice parks,the fresh air but most of all crippling debt. 5stars
Pretty sure you meant debt... Although a "crippling dept." (department) sounds like a government institution for making people crippled and it is glorious xD
Yes I am a totally real citizen human person who foes human things and lives a human life in the very human town of Disneyland2, and I use my human emotions and really like it with my human emotions!!!!!
I had the greatest experience in Disneyland 2’s park. I was robbed $40 at the cafe but my money magically reappeared as i ran through a toll gate to escape them
The developers seriously needs to introduce Intelligence to its AI “Citizen” where people protest and revolt when something outrageous like this is implemented.
That's a solid idea! Yet I know that ambitious players will always find a way to bypass such AI so it would mostly come down to a predefined threschold composed of some factors that determines when the protests are activated. If you have a more organic idea, let's talk, maybe we can make a mod for it.
@@adrianwolf7629 first time ever someone said "let's talk" to me on the internet. "revolt mod" if specialincome > normalIncome/3 (normalIncome is your income averaged of the disered timespan in the total build area specialincome is a local anomaly e.g. a park payes more then 90% of the usual city (build space)) return revolt (revolt: - could be cims on the streets (spawn destination for every Xth cim) - or traffic jams (cars, trains etc.) - or reduced tax income by the similar extend the anomaly happend --> revolting because something unfair happens) There should be only a few cases where one area could earn much more, then every other area beforehand. Counterexample: 1. really rural area and a compressed IT skyline. Still a revolt would make kind of sense (we want to participate). 2. Only high income area, like a nearly perfect late game city, starting segments deleted. The specialIncome wouldn't be recorgnized as a anomaly. Detection would be a issue to detect spikes everytime. You can just cheese the game with rapidly increasing the tax and then adjusting it back again, repeat, profit. That would be a anomaly that should be detected. unreasonableIncome exception
Between being mugged 32 times, going into financial ruin, sleeping near a mountain of corpses and pondering my broken reality at the famous crime gazebos of Disneyland 2, I found my time wonderful! 10/10 would recommend Disneyland 2.
DISNEYLAND 2 IS AMAZING Took 3 grandchildren to Disneyland 2 a13 year old and 2 16 year olds. We all had best holiday ever. The kids were perfect age to enjoy the whole experience. Went to Disneyland 30 years ago with our kids and loved it then. Everything is beautiful and clean, great variety of food outlets and the entertainment is amazing, really is the happiest place on earth.
When you think about it, it's exactly what the game company is doing: charge a small amount for the core game, but every expansion will be $20. Sell a cheap razor, then sell expensive cartridges.
For those who want to replicate and have trouble with power/waste/etc.: You can keep a connection between the two areas. Just make the road to the industrial area longer than the park roads. That way people will still use the park and you won't have supply problems.
"It doesnt make sense, we would be operating at a loss if not for this one park here in the middle". Sir Spiff, you are describing the state of Florida.
I loved Florida. So far my favorite state and I'm from California. The only problem I had was finding a decent job to make more then what I was shelling out.
@@TimmuDammu Well California is an acronym for Come And Live In Florida, so you made the right choice. Though I'm pretty sure trying to live in california is 10 times more expensive than trying to live in florida. (Unless of course you moved to orlando or miami or something like that.)
Every time I go thru a Bill Gate, I have to click an agreement. I have no money left and...things are...who are you? It's just a tiny piece...per take they..gate. Who are you?
I absolutely love it in Disney Land 2. Only my second week here and I have not payed a single tax dollar! And the park is beautiful, with the affordable 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99$ entry fee, I have a nature walk to and from the factorie- *cough* work.
"I've been to the DisneyLand2 parks and I must say, the entertainment was outstanding! I also love visiting the cafes and spending my time in the gazebos." * Remember, SpiffCo® bots do not exist. You can trust me, a fellow real human being, to inform you of the truth.
Back in Novemeber I took the whole family on a week long vacation to Disneyland 2. This park is by far the best park ever created in the universe! There's always a gazebo available for the family to hangout and eat, and the kids absolutely love all of the climbing grounds, and the trampoline park too! Honetly, I'm thinking of moving my family closer just so we can visit the park more often. Housing is super close and I think there are some great schools for the kids just on the other side of the park! What a great and wonderful place!!!
@@Dragnulls and no one here is trying false hope or anything you said i bet your here to get attention from people. i dont believe god exists but i dont say the comment is irrelevent because i believe this is what the truth is.
'However we can deal with all of the dead bodies piling up by simply turning the building on and off again' Well that's a sentence I couldn't even have imagined hearing in my lifetime. It's brilliant of course, an absolutely brilliant solution.
PLEASE, I’F YOU’RE READING THIS, HELP! I’VE LOST MY CHILDREN SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GAZEBO #23 and #37 I CAN’T FIND THEM AND I’M STARVING BUT I’M ALL OUT OF MONEY! PLEASE HELP, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND THE TRAMPOLINE PARK!!!
This is Central Reserve Bank Understanding your Current Situation we can give you a all terminal one Time access pass you Just have to sign this Contract that Gives us Legal rights of your organs
guess you'll have to join the Gate-5 gang, they all started like you. There you'll eventually work your way out of the Park) Don't worry - it doesn't look like Mayor's going to invest a penny in the police department in the next 70 years or so)
Visiting Disneyland 2 was an enlightening experience. So many happy and relaxed people. No totally frustrated and exhausted visitors whatsoever. 10/10 would visit again and again and again and again and again
I took my family to Disneyland 2, and it changed my life. My life was a disaster, and my marriage was on the rocks. But Disneyland 2 turned that around. Thank you Yorkshire Tea and Disneyland 2 for bringing us back together.
I just love living in Disneyland 2. It's the greatest place I've ever been. I never want to leave again. And I am totally not forced to say that. Spiff doesn't aim a gun at my head and my family can leave Spiffs custody any time they want. Those tears in my eyes are all tears of joy.
*me who has played doorkickers* breaching charge planted, team a has cleared gazebos 10-38, team b wait for my signal to breach, still no sign of thespiffingbrit, if he's seen, shoot him on sight.
I went to Disneyland 2 with my summer wife and her kids, and it's great! We're actually still here, or, I think we all are. I got separated from the others after the fifth gazebo, and it's been days, possibly weeks. Having a blast, though!
I've used this glitch on all of my cities ever since watching this. I typically don't have multiple gates for citizens to walk through, but I do have residential on one side, park, gate, a line of isolated mass transit (usually monorail) running through the park and linking in it's own cemetery, police, fire, and trash collection, more gates, and then commercial and industrial on the other side. It really helps with the scenarios too! Thanks Spiffing Brit!
Hey man I'm just wondering are you on the pc version? I'm on ps4 and I'm not sure if it's because I'm missing a dlc or something but I can't get this to work, I just don't have access to making a straight up park zone. Just a leisure and tourist zone.
Disney land 2 is the best place ever! The park is really amazing too, and it isn't even that expensive! *I was totally not forced to write this comment it is a 100% legitimate review*
This place is amazing, 10/10 would go again. It is incredibly affordable and would definitely recommend for the whole family. Can't wait to go next year!
"What do you mean I don't have to go through 50 toll gates to get to my job? I hate stepping on grass, I simply MUST stick to the roads" -One of Spiffs poor citizens
"If we allow everyone to have access to the workplace that would just be communism wouldn't it, they should work harder to be able to afford getting a job"
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Disneyland 2 changed my kids lives forever, they now have the power to summon cash but only to pay for this lovely experience. I am awoken every morning to the refreshing smell of Yorkshire Tea and the raising of the union jack in our front yard accompanied by a passionate rendition of God Save the Queen. Thank you Disneyland 2 for emptying my pockets and enlightening my family
Mom why is out town a dystopia. Looking around seeing all the rusted out husks of the cars they arrived in 😅 Shush Jimmy or our brittish overlord might hear us and raise the park taxes again.
I've lived in Disneyland2 for 7 months now and I love it. The parks are just great I've been sitting in a gazebo every single day of my life here. I've even sold my car because I like walking to work so much! 10/10. Please don't kill me I've said what you wanted, I just want to go home!
Thank you, good sir! I am using this strategy to power all my new Cities and I absolutely love it! Trollheim, Trolldal, Trollvik, Trollfjell and finally the perfection with Trollelv (Troll River) earning $350,000. Every city based on the Troll Toll concept. If Trollelv evolves into a worthy city, a statue will be raised in your honor. Or some other suiting homage.
“I’m going to school, mom!”
“Alright, here’s $3 for lunch and $800 for the toll.”
Underrated comment.
Perfectly balanced.
@@olivertong1448 second city of the video
fine
3:19
Someone died.
Imagine paying 300 dollars just to rob a cafe then paying another 300 to go back home.
why do you think they are robbing the cafe
The robbery at the cafe, IS the cafe.
it's no wonder the robbers end up murdering people.
The cafe is in the middle of the park. At $20 a gate, they wouldn't have to pay $300 to get there, idiot.
I guess halfway through the park they ran out of money so they have no choice. They gotta make it to work or else how can they afford going back home?
profit in this game has different meaning for different people. I myself profit on misery
Hey, it's that Country Roads guy!
The best kind of profit
I would argue forcing people to pay 800 dollars daily to get to school is profiting on misery
I would be rich then...
And God forbid you find someone named Grace.
Finally a city planner who prioritizes pedestrians over car traffic
I am your 420th like on your delightful comment.
You've essentially build a battery. The residential area is called the anode, the industrial area the cathode, the park is an electrolyte and money is electricity.
Huh, that's... accurate
And the people are the electrons
I was just about to write that comment, I thought it looked like a capacitor at first.
And his bank account of coarse a component, e.g. a lamp or alarm or whatever. Since conservation of energy will state that this energy (money) has to be converted into another kind of energy. Well, doesn't have to be another kind, just as much energy as comes into the component.
@@cwilmot alr thx! Fyi I don't know much about the depths of 'electro physics' I just know theoretical parts so this sounds like fun
"Dead bodies can't pay taxes, so they're bad for business"
Ah yes, that's why murder is illegal...
Do you know what the price for meat is these days? Good for business. Also can I interest you in this 100% leather tea cozy?
Well, you coud sell em , just sayin. Organs and fertilizer are not cheap.
Isn't it... Though? Like... In The end?
I mean. Sure it's wrong but like... We have prisons and shit xD that make money, for some reason...
**Cough**
I'm over thinking this
🎩👌
@@Cpt.Str4ng3 up next spiff turns city skylines into a perfectly balanced game of Rimworld
@@Sir.Craze- YOu come right up to reason private prisons exist, most of whom commit ludicrus human rights violations including slavery, but are still a huge part of the American economy
"$800 a day just to go to school."
Big deal, I went to college too...
💀
Best comment.
You win
The average cost of college in the US is about ~$227 a day, assuming 180 school days. The most expensive universities are roughly $355 per day. So while $800 is a joke now, in a decade or two it'll probably be spot on.
@@chance20m Holy sh** what is wrong with America?
Disneyland 2 changed me as a person, it was inspiring and was definitely fun and not horribly expensive and I am not being held at gunpoint :D
11/10
Me neither! I loved it so much! :)
Yeah, it was so cheap and the aroma of dead- sorry, I mean cake made it so enjoyable! I'm definitely not in a dungeon being threatened with death and nuclear bombs.
10/10, would definitely return to Disneyland2.
P.S. : the dead bodies at Gazebo’s #17, #22 and #39 were very nice additions👍🏼
ikr
Got stabbed half way through. 10/10 service.
I agree with this comment. Also I liked the people robbing the cafe at the entrance!
This like a Aliexpress review
they were great listeners.
I am so very happy living in Dysneyland 2.
The fresh air, the low cost of living, the ability to get to work by foot and having everything close to home, there really is no other place quite like it.
You a spiffco bot?
Username checks out
And now after living for a year, I have a dept of over 30k
@@jellypetertheeel6360 under*
@@Gleeebus over is right
This is one of my fave things to do in Cities Skylines! Monetizing walking 🤣
@@thespiffingbrit I hope tea drinkers get a %50 discount
I was about to say this isn't just mere Biffaing. This is *advanced* Biffaing.
@@thespiffingbrit I'm with you 110% 👍
Quick Sippa Tea
Oh, you're here biffa. I'm so surprised :p
Loved my visit to the park, very enjoyable. Muggers were polite and patient, and they kept their guns very clean. The food was quite good, the tea blisteringly hot, and only cost half of my child's college fund.
So, you've basically created micro transactions...
@@thespiffingbrit And they're somehow still on the cheap side for micro-transactions.
Don't give EA any more ideas
@@fatchicken225 Next Fifa : "You'll have to pay a DLC to actually view characters animated onscreen ; another to have them coloured ; yet another for the ball to be displayed ; then another to actually unlock the Alt+F4 special key"
@@gweltazlemartret6760 You have to pay every time you start up a game. Every minute. Every DLC multiplies it by 10.
@@thespiffingbrit You have become the evil you sought to destroy D:
"I visit Disneyland 2 four times every day, and although my home is being foreclosed and my wife left me for a hotshot lawyer, I have hundreds of gazebos to choose from to sit and cry in as I contemplate what I did wrong with my life. 11/10, would be forced to visit again."
Ben Dover-2021
I approve this review and rate it 7/5 gazebos. Would read again.
244th, lol
344th loool
@@paramemetics7693 went +15 more in 17 hours.
@@brucebaker810 921st
I’m a DisneyLand 2 citizen myself, I love the northern park. Great coffees at the café, although it costs a wallet every visit.
Thank u for working at our nearest location, I hope your bank accounts empty by the time you make it home.
“Hundreds of children are being held at gun point” That’s fine.
-The Spiffing Brit
Just an average day in America
So true lol
average day at an american school
Imagine a child getting lost in this park, the profit would be GLORIOUS
Quick! Make new laws separating Children and parents! *a few moments later* PROFIT
Yes
"I've always loved Gazebos, so when I heard of Disneyland 2, I just had to move there, and I've never been happier!" - Hugh Mann
hugh man
"What's a Gazebo?" - Eric
"Get rid of all the dead bodies by turning the building off and on again"
A brand new sentence!
"Hello, Police. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
11/10
I absolutely loved the park, the tea made this experience worth the very small entrance fee and the bodies provided an amazing aroma! (Please let my family go)
your family is one of the bodies
"When I was your age, I had to walk to school through a park and pay $400, and to go home, pay another $400."
@@Dragnulls 😳
@@Dragnulls wat?
Okay but nothing in this comment
changes the indisputable and
undeniable fact that religion is
false hope, and god isn't real, there
is no evidence that even suggests
the possibility of god existing, and
if you believe God is real then
you're just wrong, that's not even
up for debate, just accept the fact
that you're wrong. There's no
evidence. And if you even think for
a second that you're right, then you
are delusional, and that's that god
isn't real. iust accept it.
@@Dragnulls I'm an atheist myself but what did this comment have anything to do with religion?
Back in the day, when it was cheap
Cities Skylines its becoming the most realistic city simulator ever
@@thespiffingbrit when I went to Las Vegas lol.
@@thespiffingbrit the last time I visited Hell de Janeiro
@@thespiffingbrit when i was scamming myself to heaven
@@thespiffingbrit Yesterday
@@thespiffingbrit Hey spiff when are u going to show other Fallout 4 exploits and what abput fallout 76.
money is never an issue in cities skylines so this exploit is pointless but funny
This is the best theme park ever! It is almost half of the actual city!
I'm one of the customers. Truly nice gazebos
smells like a spiffco bot
@@robertcox1655 don’t be silly! This is a 100% real review of the city by a human customer.
"I'm one of the customers" 😂
Thanks for making that clear.
10/10. The park is amazing with gazebos, and everything you want! Its super cheap too, its not something like 600 pounds to get to the other side, which would be crazy. The DisneyLand2 is the best city with no taxes!
"Every good Disneyland needs a FEW dead bodies lying around."
Ever a man of truth Spiff.
@victor bruun no, if you Google it, you'll find NO-ONE HAS EVER DIED AT DISNEY. Never, not at all...
IT: Hello, IT?
Park Ranger: My park is full of dead bodies.
IT: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
@@portland573 And what makes you think Google is trustworthy ? of course its part of the scheme
"I love this Park!" -Totally not a SpiffCo© bot.
Spiffcoc
*Makes 10 gates. Asks 40$ to enter each gate*
Spiff:"I wonder why the crime is so high inside the park!" xD
"Mayor sponsored the crime." Wait until the twi--uh, chirpers started the taglines. Gonna be flames all over the socmed. Oh, all the articles...
Disneyland2 was the best city I visited. The low tax, amazing job offers and affordable fees are the bomb. 10/10 would live there until my demise.
I love disneyland2! The quantity of gazebos blows my mind! Also the cafe criminal actors are so good! He even made us lay on the ground! I love disneyland 2!!!
"I walked through the gate and the money just appeared for me to pay."
9/10
Money printer go brrr
Everyone gangsta until that one pedestrian learned to just walk across the empty field for free.
I know your secret identity Bruce
he gets shot by the orbital cannon
Machine Learning is too op, plz nerf
that's communism!
If you were being watched from on high by a capricious god who could bulldoze your house for non-compliance, you'd walk through the gates, or you'd move... If you could find an exit.
Before I moved here, I would always have a problem with my wallet weighing me down with money. I would always feel slightly inconvenienced by the weight of the bills reducing the aerodynamic shape of my pants. But now, thanks to Disneyland 2, all my problems are over! I can now walk easily from the residential area to the industrial area with a spring in my step and a weightless wallet! Thanks, Disneyland 2!
I'm a simple man. I see a notification for the Spiffing Brit and I brew a cup of tea. My Pavlovian response is not perfectly balanced.
You wait for the tea? My phone can travel to the kettle 😉
@@thespiffingbrit b Hey spiff when are u going to show other Fallout 4 exploits and what abput fallout 76.
money is never an issue in cities skylines so this exploit is pointless but funny
@@thespiffingbrit once I get to 1k I'll use the crazy community posts to surpass you in subs
@@Dragnulls are you commenting on every comment?
@@Dragnulls As much as I agree with you that people are stupid, you are annoying. You are accomplishing nothing but annoying others.
- Why Disneyland?
- So that Dosneyland can't sue us.
oh yeah, its big brain time
Hey I'm A real citizen of Disneyland 2 and I love living here.
ever since I moved here I've been met with nothing but the nice parks,the fresh air but most of all crippling debt. 5stars
Ahhh, troll bot 1.11 strikes, glorious!
Pretty sure you meant debt... Although a "crippling dept." (department) sounds like a government institution for making people crippled and it is glorious xD
Yes I am a totally real citizen human person who foes human things and lives a human life in the very human town of Disneyland2, and I use my human emotions and really like it with my human emotions!!!!!
@@pyrokar1990 Nah it was a typo but it does sound glorious lol
@@wooka8864 awww dont edit it! Now my previous comment doesn't make sense! Haha
I love the simplicity of it half of the exploits in these games is literally just playing it like it's a different game
I, a real human being, love Disneyland 2! It lets me perform [activity1] and even [activity2]!
I another real human prefer [activity]3 and [activity]5
Shut it Zuckerberg
@@holyaccord13 no
I had the greatest experience in Disneyland 2’s park. I was robbed $40 at the cafe but my money magically reappeared as i ran through a toll gate to escape them
The developers seriously needs to introduce Intelligence to its AI “Citizen”
where people protest and revolt when something outrageous like this is implemented.
This is kind of bug abuse
like paradox would ever care about a game of theirs
@@breadbox3987 if paradox doesn't care no dev would ever care its just a matter of time
That's a solid idea! Yet I know that ambitious players will always find a way to bypass such AI so it would mostly come down to a predefined threschold composed of some factors that determines when the protests are activated.
If you have a more organic idea, let's talk, maybe we can make a mod for it.
@@adrianwolf7629 first time ever someone said "let's talk" to me on the internet.
"revolt mod"
if specialincome > normalIncome/3
(normalIncome is your income averaged of the disered timespan in the total build area
specialincome is a local anomaly
e.g. a park payes more then 90% of the usual city (build space))
return revolt
(revolt:
- could be cims on the streets (spawn destination for every Xth cim)
- or traffic jams (cars, trains etc.)
- or reduced tax income by the similar extend the anomaly happend
--> revolting because something unfair happens)
There should be only a few cases where one area could earn much more, then every other area beforehand.
Counterexample:
1. really rural area and a compressed IT skyline.
Still a revolt would make kind of sense (we want to participate).
2. Only high income area, like a nearly perfect late game city, starting segments deleted. The specialIncome wouldn't be recorgnized as a anomaly.
Detection would be a issue to detect spikes everytime. You can just cheese the game with rapidly increasing the tax and then adjusting it back again, repeat, profit.
That would be a anomaly that should be detected. unreasonableIncome exception
Wow! Disneyland 2 Park was so great! The mugging felt real!
Meanwhile, politicians in Argentina: "Write that down, write that down!"
@M a d e B y T h e S o n oh, you guys too, huh?
lmfao im dead 😂😂
@M a d e B y T h e S o n as in 'freedom fighters', are you referencing the Mau Mau who killed women and children?
@@James-ip8xs Name a rebellion that hasn't.
@M a d e B y T h e S o n ah yes like Lebanon 😆 FML
Ants = Money... Note taken.
@@thespiffingbrit When there's 2 views and 57 comments because UA-cam is perfectly balanced
What
Literally every video I watch
I’ve never seen you before and suddenly your on every video I watch
@@thespiffingbrit can you do a how do exploit games
Between being mugged 32 times, going into financial ruin, sleeping near a mountain of corpses and pondering my broken reality at the famous crime gazebos of Disneyland 2, I found my time wonderful! 10/10 would recommend Disneyland 2.
DISNEYLAND 2 IS AMAZING
Took 3 grandchildren to Disneyland 2 a13 year old and 2 16 year olds. We all had best holiday ever. The kids were perfect age to enjoy the whole experience. Went to Disneyland 30 years ago with our kids and loved it then.
Everything is beautiful and clean, great variety of food outlets and the entertainment is amazing, really is the happiest place on earth.
I'd say I was broke, but money keeps appearing in my pocket as I walk through this park. 5 stars.
In Disney HQ right now: "Build a 1m wide Disneyland around EVERY SINGLE town!"
"But Sir...."
"RIGHT NAO!!!"
When you think about it, it's exactly what the game company is doing: charge a small amount for the core game, but every expansion will be $20. Sell a cheap razor, then sell expensive cartridges.
But the base game is great for the price, there are free updates and modding.
Then there are games with skins and dlc for fullprice for 3 missions.
@@simeonb.3612 True but the dlc prices are pretty ridiculous
I only bought the base game, slapped some dll's in the game directory and now you got em all for fre :)
@@DJTimeLock link?
You don’t need dlcs in city skylines the base game is worth your money
For those who want to replicate and have trouble with power/waste/etc.:
You can keep a connection between the two areas. Just make the road to the industrial area longer than the park roads. That way people will still use the park and you won't have supply problems.
Once I reached ten million dollars, garbage trucks stopped spawning for both of my landfills. Any way to fix it, or is it a glitch?
@@nohulse I'm kind of a noob, so I really can't help you, sorry ^^
"Dead bodies can't pay taxes which means they're bad for business!"
*Business 101.*
Modern Healthcare system: "there's no evidence of that"
Yep
makes sense
"It doesnt make sense, we would be operating at a loss if not for this one park here in the middle". Sir Spiff, you are describing the state of Florida.
Orlando in a nutshell.
I dunno, those sun pass charges aren’t terribly cheap
Busch Gardens, Universal Studios, Disney World, the beaches. Florida's income is like 90% tourism.
I loved Florida. So far my favorite state and I'm from California.
The only problem I had was finding a decent job to make more then what I was shelling out.
@@TimmuDammu Well California is an acronym for Come And Live In Florida, so you made the right choice. Though I'm pretty sure trying to live in california is 10 times more expensive than trying to live in florida. (Unless of course you moved to orlando or miami or something like that.)
"What's it going to be called? 'Elizabeth Gardens'? No, no, no..."
You have disappointed the Queen.
@@Dragnulls wrong, there is a god, and its tea
@@Dragnulls what are you talking about? Nothing in this comment says anything about religion.
@@Dragnulls Dude he didn't even mention religion. Are you feeling okay? Maybe you should go see a doctor. Virtually, of course.
@@astralprophecy2419 its probably a spambot, that account dropped that message at a few spots
Well the alternative was "Victoria's bush" but Spiff has more class than that.
There's just something about this park that keeps me coming back, every single day! Truly one of the most wondeful places on earth!
"Sir, we have a dead body at the main attraction!!"
"Have you tried to turn it off and on again?"
@@Dragnulls you are loved
@@Dragnulls I want to play a game...
@@Dragnulls do bots like tea? 🍵
Welcome to the Microsoft enbalming course!
"if they wanna get anywhere in life there gonna have to walk though a lot of gates, and those gates aren't cheep" wiser words were never spoken spiff
Every time I go thru a Bill Gate, I have to click an agreement. I have no money left and...things are...who are you? It's just a tiny piece...per take they..gate. Who are you?
@@brucebaker810 Bill gate haha kind of iconic that worlds richest man is bill gates
5 stars
"Disneyland 2 is an excellent city thay you should visit. It has the world's best park and no taxes"
-Disneyland 2 resident
I absolutely love it in Disney Land 2. Only my second week here and I have not payed a single tax dollar! And the park is beautiful, with the affordable 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99$ entry fee, I have a nature walk to and from the factorie- *cough* work.
"I've been to the DisneyLand2 parks and I must say, the entertainment was outstanding! I also love visiting the cafes and spending my time in the gazebos."
* Remember, SpiffCo® bots do not exist. You can trust me, a fellow real human being, to inform you of the truth.
Prove it...
█ i'm not a robot
Spiff is the definition of "Improvise. Adapt. B r e a k t h e g a m e"
“Dead bodies can’t pay taxes.” Spiff 2021
he should be in politics!
I mean they voted in 2020 so
@@johnlowden5895 It's funny how people can vote Republican their entire life but then become Democrat voters after they're dead 🤣
To true to true
r/technicallythetruth
Hi there! My name is randy, and I LOVED going to Disneyland 2. It was the most affordable experience I've ever experienced and it was very cheap!
Back in Novemeber I took the whole family on a week long vacation to Disneyland 2. This park is by far the best park ever created in the universe! There's always a gazebo available for the family to hangout and eat, and the kids absolutely love all of the climbing grounds, and the trampoline park too! Honetly, I'm thinking of moving my family closer just so we can visit the park more often. Housing is super close and I think there are some great schools for the kids just on the other side of the park! What a great and wonderful place!!!
Everyone should live in the glorious disneyland 2, that has no problems what-so-ever!
(oh god spiff has my family please help oh god.)
one of my kidneys got stolen, great time that was.
@@halftwins dont worry spiff turned it on and off so you are now fine
Spiff: "What's it going to be called? 'Elizabeth Gardens'? No, no, no..."
Game: "You mean yes, yes, yes..."
16:02 the dead body can't pay taxes had me dying🤣🤣
"Dead bodies can't pay taxes"
- Our Majestic, Tea Drinking, Overlord
But they can vote
Disneyland 2 - Electric Boogaloo
I am offensive and i find this religious
@@Dragnulls wow you are everywhere
@@willemlubberman7050 cuz they are a bot
Wow, I love Disneyland 2, best experience of my life
@@Dragnulls you're wrong, tea is REAL!
i met a cup of tea for lunch today and the experience was delicious! hail tea!
@@Dragnulls 42, end of
I can watch this over and over 🤣
Whatever the crime at the gazeboes is about, it's nothing compared to the mayor's attitude
i was waiting for another cities skylines video. Brilliant
@@Dragnulls most comments dont
@@Dragnulls and no one here is trying false hope or anything you said i bet your here to get attention from people. i dont believe god exists but i dont say the comment is irrelevent because i believe this is what the truth is.
@@Dragnulls this makes less sense why the norweigon flag they're pretty much the least religious country there is
Hi i watch ur vids
Same! ive rewatched the toll roads only one a bunch lol
"Theres a dead body in my park what can I do?"
"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
lmao
"I love living in Disneyland2! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else!" - Financially stable citizen
I think it's the citizen that doesnt go to the park
@@Dragnulls no one asked
@@liamwalsh8872 it bot
@@Dragnulls then you are just copy and pasting it
@@Dragnulls Surprising, but why did you have to spam that on all comments?
'However we can deal with all of the dead bodies piling up by simply turning the building on and off again'
Well that's a sentence I couldn't even have imagined hearing in my lifetime.
It's brilliant of course, an absolutely brilliant solution.
"I'm just going to take a leisurely stroll on the grass" said no pedestrian ever. XD
"Every time they walk through a gate, money will just appear out of thin air"
* The Fed wants to know your location *
The fed already knows that trick, they just would never give it to people who walk to work.
Went thousands into debt visiting to the shops and my kidney was stolen in a gazebo. 10/10
i giggled
By far the most fantastically humorous and informative video I've seen all day!
PLEASE, I’F YOU’RE READING THIS, HELP! I’VE LOST MY CHILDREN SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GAZEBO #23 and #37 I CAN’T FIND THEM AND I’M STARVING BUT I’M ALL OUT OF MONEY! PLEASE HELP, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND THE TRAMPOLINE PARK!!!
No money, no honey. Your ass better count your lucky stars.
This is Central Reserve Bank Understanding your Current Situation we can give you a all terminal one Time access pass you Just have to sign this Contract that Gives us Legal rights of your organs
Hello,
This is customer service.
We can charge you 30 dollars and we find your child
Or you are locked int there forever
Sincerly,Customer service
guess you'll have to join the Gate-5 gang, they all started like you. There you'll eventually work your way out of the Park) Don't worry - it doesn't look like Mayor's going to invest a penny in the police department in the next 70 years or so)
💀 just respawn bro
"Mo-om! I forgot that you wanted me to buy that milk back in the grocery... can you give another 800 dollars, i gotta go"
Visiting Disneyland 2 was an enlightening experience. So many happy and relaxed people. No totally frustrated and exhausted visitors whatsoever.
10/10 would visit again
and again
and again
and again
and again
I took my family to Disneyland 2, and it changed my life. My life was a disaster, and my marriage was on the rocks. But Disneyland 2 turned that around. Thank you Yorkshire Tea and Disneyland 2 for bringing us back together.
Taxing people for literally anything just to make money, truly the most British thing ever. Brings a tear to my eye.
*Throws tea into harbour* C:
Purchase tea: $5
Purchase protesters: 10$
Purchase ocean: 100$
Purchase civil war: *[REDACTED]*
@@randomaccount8020 purchase purchase
I have lived my whole life in disneyland 2 and would totally recommend it to anyone who wants an unique living experience full of magic and joy!
I just love living in Disneyland 2. It's the greatest place I've ever been. I never want to leave again.
And I am totally not forced to say that. Spiff doesn't aim a gun at my head and my family can leave Spiffs custody any time they want.
Those tears in my eyes are all tears of joy.
*me who has played doorkickers* breaching charge planted, team a has cleared gazebos 10-38, team b wait for my signal to breach, still no sign of thespiffingbrit, if he's seen, shoot him on sight.
My trip to DysneyLand2 with my family left me with crippling debt…. Never been happier! Great tea!!!
I went to Disneyland 2 with my summer wife and her kids, and it's great! We're actually still here, or, I think we all are. I got separated from the others after the fifth gazebo, and it's been days, possibly weeks. Having a blast, though!
Looks like an opportunity to add a loop! Just for those who really enjoy the park.
Hitler
Disneyland 2 is the greatest.
This message was not written by a bot.
@@Dragnulls "Gods aren't real"
Walt Disney is a god
i'm not being held at gun-point to say this.
totally not.
I've used this glitch on all of my cities ever since watching this. I typically don't have multiple gates for citizens to walk through, but I do have residential on one side, park, gate, a line of isolated mass transit (usually monorail) running through the park and linking in it's own cemetery, police, fire, and trash collection, more gates, and then commercial and industrial on the other side. It really helps with the scenarios too! Thanks Spiffing Brit!
Hey man I'm just wondering are you on the pc version? I'm on ps4 and I'm not sure if it's because I'm missing a dlc or something but I can't get this to work, I just don't have access to making a straight up park zone. Just a leisure and tourist zone.
@@bon4230 I’m on PS4, but I have the Parklife DLC; it’s what you need to make this work.
The fact that Spiff didn’t put up toll booths going into and out of the city genuinely upsets me
same
The fact that your sentence reads as "Spiff didn't that genuinely" AND "this genuinely upsets me" upsets me.
Take my like as both are valid.
Genuinely 👍
Disney land 2 is the best place ever! The park is really amazing too, and it isn't even that expensive!
*I was totally not forced to write this comment it is a 100% legitimate review*
Ah, a city more exploited then a British colony. A rare sight. Congrats mister spiff
That my good sir or madam is amazing
@@Dragnulls where the hell did this comment come from? Who asked?
@@Dragnulls you know who you remind me of? A religious fanatic
@@Dragnulls Unrelated facts.
@@Dragnulls yes like your personality cold
This place is amazing, 10/10 would go again. It is incredibly affordable and would definitely recommend for the whole family. Can't wait to go next year!
does this still work in the newest version of city skylines?
15:20 "911 what's your emergency?"
"Someone is dying here at the gazebo!"
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"What do you mean I don't have to go through 50 toll gates to get to my job? I hate stepping on grass, I simply MUST stick to the roads"
-One of Spiffs poor citizens
computers are funny like that
"If we allow everyone to have access to the workplace that would just be communism wouldn't it, they should work harder to be able to afford getting a job"
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Disneyland 2 changed my kids lives forever, they now have the power to summon cash but only to pay for this lovely experience. I am awoken every morning to the refreshing smell of Yorkshire Tea and the raising of the union jack in our front yard accompanied by a passionate rendition of God Save the Queen. Thank you Disneyland 2 for emptying my pockets and enlightening my family
Mom why is out town a dystopia.
Looking around seeing all the rusted out husks of the cars they arrived in 😅
Shush Jimmy or our brittish overlord might hear us and raise the park taxes again.
"Oh no there's loads of dead bodies lying around! And dead bodies can't pay taxes!"
Boris Johnsons thoughts exactly.
Build a cemetery behind a toll booth 😏
Andrew Cuomo is fine with dead bodies everywhere
@@floydlooney6837 But you know, Boris is more business savvy.
I've lived in Disneyland2 for 7 months now and I love it. The parks are just great I've been sitting in a gazebo every single day of my life here. I've even sold my car because I like walking to work so much! 10/10.
Please don't kill me I've said what you wanted, I just want to go home!
Thank you, good sir! I am using this strategy to power all my new Cities and I absolutely love it! Trollheim, Trolldal, Trollvik, Trollfjell and finally the perfection with Trollelv (Troll River) earning $350,000. Every city based on the Troll Toll concept.
If Trollelv evolves into a worthy city, a statue will be raised in your honor. Or some other suiting homage.