"Running A Marathon" - Jim Gaffigan (Quality Time)
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- Опубліковано 29 кві 2020
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - Розваги
I was motivated by this to get out and drive 26.2 miles. Still coming off my Driver's High. Thanks, Jim!
Thats a blunt cruz where i come from..just saying (dont try it)
HEY BUDDY!
I was There WATCHING You!!
Very Exhausting! 🍻
I just drove 26.2 miles. Had to take a nap afterward.
Haha
😂
"What is wrong in your life that you're watching a stranger run a marathon?" 🤣
He is that good, he even got Germans like me laughing! Usually an impossible endeavour
Ich auch
I sent this to my friend who runs in marathons... They hate me now. But I don't care. It was worth it
Been 2 months. Send it again
I will try to run a marathon today and I love this comedy
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
You did the right thing, Nowelle.
He is the most talented comedian in history. 🤣
As a runner, I thought this was HILARIOUS!! Love you Jim!!
One of the best comedians ever.
AGREEED super clean and very brilliant. I can watch it with my kids yay
Just on his "Hot Pockets" bit alone!!! Lol!!
Nah
The best comedian.
And super underrated
@@ERRGRR1 it's hard to be a clean comic too.
Hilarious! Someone in my running club shared this, and we're all in stitches. Well, not literally. We're in shape. We don't need stitches.
The coolest thing about Jim’s work is that you can watch it with your mom, dad, grandparents, pastor and kids without having to worry about his material. God bless you and you family Jim, My favorite comedian.
And over and over!
"in the air this time, Cooter" Love it!!!!!!1
You can't watch someone running on a treadmill.. "I'm supporting that lady" "Do you know her?" "Not yet" 🤣🤣🤣 Jim is genius in comedy
"I brought her this lock(?) for the bridge." Didn't get that.
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this one 😂
@@RetroDawn It was a reference to earlier in the comedy special, where he talked about a bridge in Europe that was covered in locks couples put on the bridge as a symbol of their love.
@@matthewmuir8884 Thank you for the explanation.
It takes a genius to make people laugh about the most mundane daily activities.
He's a pale 21st century Seinfeld
I Agree. which is why i also like Sebastian Maniscalco
Especially while keeping it clean...not that some comedians who curse once in a while aren't hilarious. 🤣
I disagree we laugh every day over simple jokes but I do agree that it takes a talented person to make a living off of just laughs
Jim gaffigan. . . everyman genius.
Hands down, the best comedian I've ever seen.
The first time I saw Jim was in Pittsburgh about 15 years ago...right around the time that he dropped "Hot Pocket.... Flush Pocket... Diarrhea Pocket". At the end of his show he chose someone "at random" to come on to the stage to tell some jokes...it was actually a setup so the guy could propose to his girlfriend. I was nervous I was gonna get picked! He got me good! I did get to meet him after the show also and I got him saying "hot pocket" into my phone for me...back before videos could be recorded though, so just the audio. Thanks for all the years of laughter Jim and Jeannie!
Always having a good laugh with Jim
Now June 2020 & wow Mr. Gaffigan's humor is like a breath of fresh air. Thank you sir, we all need it!
It's such a crime when I mention that I love Jim Gaffigan and how hilarious he is and get no response. People just give you that blank stare and pleasant smile while they slightly shake their head side to side and say "Yeah, I don't know who you are talking about." I'm like, you know, the husky pale guy who has a lot of kids, works clean and uses that "inner voice"...? No? Really? Jim Gaffigan is a National Treasure.
(Read this like a Jim Gaffigan bit)
He just starts talking & I laugh. He takes the simplest topic & turns it into the funniest thing. 🤣
This guy makes my day!!
My favorite comedian...ALWAYS! Health club joke is killer!!
Jim "Sorry I ate all the chips...runners high" Gaffigan.
LoL 🤣
"If you thought running was boring wait until you read about running." HAHAHA!!!!!!!!
As someone who runs almost every day, I find this hilarious :)
Me too 😊
Ring that bell to give Jim the power to "pull it out"!
If he has a sixth kid, it's your fault for not subscribing.
The joke was right there. I barely had to do anything. 😌
At 0:53 when he said the words "in and out" I just thought, "Mmm burgers..."
Which is probably evidence I should work out to.
Oh so funny..... comedy central material over here
yup
I honestly used to envy people who run a marathon! Now, I don’t! Thanks Jim!
I almost died laughing when he said you can't go to a health club and watch someone run on a tread mill. Where I live you can. In our town we have a gym right next to a mcdonalds and the tread mills are lined up infront of a window that faces mcdonalds. You can sit in the parking lot eating your fast food while watching people run lmao. I like to waive at them and hold my shake up like I am toasting them lol.
Paul Mohr wave
OMG that is f*$#ing hilarious!!!
funny...my Planet Fitness is in the same plaza as a Mcdonalds.
XD
That’s hilarious
Thank you Jim, for ALWAYS lifting my spirits. Love your brilliant comedy.
Jim's right.. I only run to feel bad about myself that there were thousands of people on the same day, doing the same thing, just being better than me. It keeps my ego in check.
I wish Jim would run for president!
So darn funny! The part about the people who hand out water had me LOL'ing because, in truth, they're horrible at it.
Jim you always give me great laugh...thank you so much
Genius. I would say national treasure, but then he’d get sold for drilling. Thank you for helping us maintain our sanity, Gaffigans.
I have been binge watching your videos. They bring me so much joy. Thank you!
Comedy isn't something I would normally be able to share and enjoy with my kids, but my 11 and 12 year-old recite Gaffigan's comedy verbatim. My son laughs so hard that no sound comes out, and has become "Hot Pocket Curious". Thanks for bringing families together Jim. (kidding and also not kidding)
Thanks for sharing!
Who else has tears running down their faces and ribs that are hurting from laughing so hard,? Jim can take the most boring activity and turn it into a side-splitting show. . This was absolutely hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And without cursing 👍🏾😉😎
Me to Jim is just the best good clean fun laughing really hard🤣🤣🤣
@theh1n1shot I guess you didn't get it.
This is so funny! I saw your live show in Cleveland a few years ago. It was amazing-- we were laughing from start to finish. Thank you so much for the joy you bring to us.
Glad you enjoyed it!
jimgaffigan You’re at the top of your craft and you acknowledge ppl. No ivory towers for you👍Kudos
Gaffigan is brilliant... A bolt cutter to remove the locks. I'M ALL FOR IT...!!!!
Hi Jim, thank you for another piece of comedy genius! I watched all your Netflix specials and they always remain my favourite pastime for finding solace. May you continue to bring a whole lot of joy to all, stay safe!
Love you, Jim! Just binged all your albums this weekend while I did chores, ok napped. Thanks for the laughs!
😄😄😄
Came in last. Hahahaha 🤣 😂! Lol 😅😆
Love this guy! Genius. Thank you Jim for making us smile during uncertain times.
Jim you are the best! Saludos desde Uruguay
My aunt was on the cover of Runner’s World. I only know this because it’s framed, hanging on her wall at home.
This is some of your best material! ❤️
You are my fav comedian. Thanks for keeping it clean. Much funnier.
What makes you so special to me is that you cared about my brain surgery and took the time to respond in the mist of you being a great talent. You’ve been blessed with many gifts and to be so talented and care from your heart, puts you on the extraordinary human list that God takes notice!
I I'll go to the gym now...supporting others. Great fun!❤🤣🤣🤣
Jim, you're an Earth Angel to make us laugh hysterically during a pandemic. THANK YOU! 🤗
I hope you and your family stay healthy.
Get in shape?? Well "Round" is a shape lol. I think we went through our quarantine snack supply in less than a week lol
He’s a GENIUS
We love you in Houston Tx
Having lost a bunch of marathons, I can concur with everything Jim says in this helpful video.
@Ty Thomas Boxing Training Thanks for taking the time to comment. It shows you really care.
@@HighlineGuitars I suspect Ty pretended. (Bad Ty, bad!")
Even if you just ran a marathon...you've already won, however you've placed.
This "helpful video" should be on the list of recommended videos for runners.
You'll win the next one! We believe in you!
When the title said “Jim ran a marathon” I thought, I have to see this, this has got to be some kind of sick joke.
Thank you for this moment !
Jim You’re awesome bro. Respects from Niagara 🇨🇦✌️stay safe my friend.
l am a runner and loved this! l have been running for 35 years, you'd think l would be there by now!
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" --Henny Youngman.
Best.Comedian.Ever!
OMG... The ending of that video where you asking us to subscribe is HILARIOUS!!!!
Thanks!!
I got scared the first time I watched it..
"In the air, this time Cooter." Lololololol
Thanks for putting out all this great material during lockdown. Have been a fan of yours since King Baby!
I appreciate that!
Favorite one yet!! 😂🤣😂🤣
Best comedian ever.
When he got to the part about handing out the water...all i could do was chuckle as i ate a sugar cookie.
Then at the end i did some pushups and pretended the audience was cheering for me.
I think it balances out...
Lol 😂 😂
It's all about balance
Jim guilting us into subscribing like my grandma does. "You know I don't have much time left on this world and it would be nice if you could come rake my front yard for me". 😂👍
Cant even count how many times i rewatched Jim!
This man makes me laugh more than a comedian should.... maybe it’s that he’s way too relatable😂
How in the world I like that he has material that's safe for all I like him
You always make me laugh!
It made me very happy after a day of work to watch Mr. Gaffigan. Thank you for the laugh. Please never forget people appreciate what you do. And, how far the power of a good laugh will go, or take you sometimes. Again, thank you, it was cheerful :)
I'd like to watch his entire show. I miss complete shows. JG has been one of my top 5 comedians for a while now. I even watched his tv show. These videos are like cupcakes and I enjoy them very much!🧁
I totally love this guy
He is the best!
I made a really good friend who lived in North Carolina when I was in highschool. Once I went over there to visit and his gf ran track so we went to one of her meets during the day and it surprised me they use starter pistols at all for certain races but what blew me away was when they discovered they didn’t have blanks for the starter pistol one of the track coaches went to his truck, retrieved his personal handgun, and then fired it into the dirt to start the races.
All of that instead of saying “go”
Favorite comedian! Hands down ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim Gaffigan for President! 🤣
I’m over here rollin!! 😂😂😂
I don't know if I've ever not physically laughed out loud at any of his routines on UA-cam
I was so motivated by this that I sat on my couch and fell asleep. Jim is outstanding!
I love 'watching' the NYC marathon. 🍕🍔🥨🍻
One of my all time favorite bits!
You are my favorite comedian. Well...top 5 anyhow. But seriously Much respect!!
I laugh so hard I had a heart attact and died. Now in Heaven. Thanks, Jim.
🤣 RIP Kalle
Wow. So they have UA-cam in Heaven. Maybe you're just in West Virginia.
Jim- One word. BIG SCREEN.
I Agree! I Will Walk, Hike, Swim, Bike ANYWHERE....I Will Only Run If I'm Be Chased & Don't Want To Get Caught!
YOU’RE THE BEST JIM!
"whatever happened to someone that says "go" 😂😂
Brilliant! ☺️♥️👍🏻
Certainly Jim's best so far.
Mr. Gaffigan you are so talented man I love your comedy!
I was wheezing at this! So good!!!
My wife goes shopping will do my Ironman Triathlon…. 10 hours of shopping, win win for her 😂
Thanks jim! That was wonderful. And it made me happy as well.
Another genius set! So funny!
The best!!! 😂😂😂😂
You can make people laugh. You are the winner!
Run any other day but the day of the marathon. Won't cost you a thing and you can run as far as you like
You’re my favorite, thanks for the laughs.
I thank God for you Jim, I haven't laughed at all during the quarantine!!!!
During the winter olympics '94 my dad bought tickets to the bob sled competition. It was near the middle of the slope, so no big screen TV. Didn't know the results before we watched the highligts when we got back home.
He is amazing
Jim! Where the beeeep ya been? Missed ya bud! Thank you for this. Need to smile again
this is great....I have run several marathons.....actually finished several...was really running...