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  • @Zetact_
    @Zetact_ 10 місяців тому +335

    "Mr. Carter?"
    "MISS Carter."
    "All right, Carter."
    Based.

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle 10 місяців тому +47

      Exceedingly based

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse 10 місяців тому +105

      "I started sobbing..."
      Because you're mentally ill?
      "I felt so bad because..."
      Because you're mentally ill?

    • @cancerconnoisseur
      @cancerconnoisseur 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@AngryAlfonsethat's what dysphoria is. Doesn't diminish anything like you're trying to do here.

    • @logicnorespond7100
      @logicnorespond7100 10 місяців тому +27

      "I don't blame her at all"
      even more based.

    • @nuclearsynapse5319
      @nuclearsynapse5319 10 місяців тому

      @@cancerconnoisseur Is there any other mental illness where the treatment is to affirm the delusions? You wouldn't tell an anorexic that they are in fact fat and need to lose weight, even though they suffer from a very similar body dysphoria.

  • @vde1846
    @vde1846 10 місяців тому +733

    Fun fact about plastic straws and turtles: there has been exactly one (1) documented case of a straw getting stuck in a sea-turtles nose, ever. All the pictures thrown around are from that one case; and there are zero cases of straws killing sea life. It's quite literally a fit of mass hysteria.

    • @logicnorespond7100
      @logicnorespond7100 10 місяців тому +87

      shit I didn't think it was anything common but I thought must've occurred at least 100 times to cause a panick. Of course you're just a random guy on the internet and I'm too lazy to fact check but thats still wild.

    • @cassidyszewczyk5029
      @cassidyszewczyk5029 10 місяців тому +21

      Same here, though it would still be a drop in the bucket compared to bottom trawling. I don't know if eating less fish, or fighting for a ban, or whatever would be best to end this, but this is considered to be one of the biggest reasons for plastic in the ocean, other than just general dumping, iirc.

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 10 місяців тому +79

      @@logicnorespond7100yeah, the main comment is right. It was one. Friggin. Turtle.
      One.
      The paper straw thing is just one big corporate virtue signal.

    • @gamera5160
      @gamera5160 10 місяців тому +31

      I figured it was mass hysteria. Stupid fast food places started giving out those terrible paper straws complete with plastic lids. Plastic garbage is a genuine problem... but straws in particular? No. Not really.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 10 місяців тому

      Yeah it was aviral moment, and a child was put on a ted talk and after than every politician around the world got a reason to morally grandstand and pan plastic strws and be applauded upon.
      Paper straws are worse because they contain carcinogenic glue and are mostly manufactured in china.

  • @justins340
    @justins340 10 місяців тому +155

    If a woman called my child an "alabaster crotch fruit" and then stared my child down I would be in prison and she'd be in the hospital.

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 10 місяців тому +23

      She'd be in her grave and I'd be on my way out of the country

    • @jamesneese7663
      @jamesneese7663 10 місяців тому

      don't worry....that lady will pay every time her kids ask "why can't i have a daddy like the alabaster crotch fruit can?"

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 10 місяців тому

      Hit her with "basalt tart spawn"

    • @guestb8389
      @guestb8389 10 місяців тому +1

      I'd be between 6 feet of steel and she'd be under 6 feet of dirt.

    • @bojangles8873
      @bojangles8873 9 місяців тому +2

      100000000% that isn't how the event went down, if it even happened at all. This is a total "and everyone clapped story".

  • @somerandomnesspoo8467
    @somerandomnesspoo8467 10 місяців тому +521

    The fact that we can't distinguish the trolls from real life is depressing.

    • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
      @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 10 місяців тому +40

      The 80s kid in me is like: "How did we end up with this $h!t???" And the fact that I can't openly make fun of these people because of the forced restraint destroys me.

    • @Saint_Sigismund
      @Saint_Sigismund 10 місяців тому +1

      That's Poe's Law, right?

    • @giin97
      @giin97 10 місяців тому +11

      That's why I treat them all as trolls. If what they say and do is too ridiculous to be real, I don't even question it. Just laugh and walk away.

    • @jonaswerner8480
      @jonaswerner8480 10 місяців тому +2

      @@giin97 Thats actually a pretty good idea

    • @EatWave
      @EatWave 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Saint_Sigismund That it is. It is not merely a law of the Internet or human psychology but seemingly a law of reality unto itself.

  • @TCNDRGA
    @TCNDRGA 10 місяців тому +51

    4:34 grown ass woman beefing with a literal child

    • @parkdunbar6092
      @parkdunbar6092 10 місяців тому +10

      Adults tend to fight back. She doesn't like that.

  • @HalasterBlackmantle
    @HalasterBlackmantle 10 місяців тому +78

    The paper straw thing is a purely emotional decision. The video of the turtle you describe is very graphic (poor turtle), but it has a caveat: this is a pretty rare incident. While it looks cruel, turtles get way more often in trouble by eating plastic bags (which they mistake for jellyfish), and way WAY more often get caught in old fish nets. Because plastic straws are a minuscule amount of the plastic swimming in the ocean. It is a lot more paper bags and basically 80% old fish nets. And even if we want to say that every bit counts, the straw from New York will rarely end up in the ocean. Instead other countries who don't give a shit about the environment, still have plastic straws and still continue to dump their garbage into the ocean en masse. This is a purely emotional farce.

  • @connoromalley4004
    @connoromalley4004 10 місяців тому +236

    9-year-olds, is it racist to play with kids of other races at the park?

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray 10 місяців тому +70

      It is inconsiderate for alabaster children to use playground equipment when BIPoC are present. They should wait until the other children leave.
      I, personally, think it might just be best to give them their own parks.

    • @Ignoreduser
      @Ignoreduser 10 місяців тому

      I don’t think 9 year olds are devs audience; @mutestingray you can have your own parks, stop being broke and open a gated whites only community then you’ll be good, simple.

    • @Cookieofdoom
      @Cookieofdoom 10 місяців тому +29

      ​@@mutestingrayisn't that just segregation? .... Like in the old oooold olden days?

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@mutestingraysoon as she said "playground equipment" I checked out.

    • @Coomamon_Memes
      @Coomamon_Memes 10 місяців тому +21

      @@whitehavencpu6813 as a fellow 10-year old myself i can confirm that 9-year olds will never understand the deep intricacies of bipoc park going or the dangers of the riding slide or swinging swing with alabasters. 100% agree with giving them their own playpark but also think they should do that with the niners too so us superior 10 and up master age big kids like us can play without prejudice too.

  • @GhostShipBaychimo
    @GhostShipBaychimo 10 місяців тому +49

    “I can’t take a 9 to 5, I’ll literally die.”
    Then there is me working 12 hours a day in a factory, looking 35 even though I’m only 22: “Damn that sucks”

    • @SethAbercromby
      @SethAbercromby 10 місяців тому +19

      These types of comments remind me of the meme with like "I work in the mines and I'm still feeling great - Harold (28)" and the image is of a crypt keeper looking guy.
      Stress quite literally kills your body, you're trading years of your life for a few extra hundred bucks.

    • @GhostShipBaychimo
      @GhostShipBaychimo 10 місяців тому +7

      @@SethAbercromby no, I agree stress kills, it’s just really like a “Wtf” moment for me when people complain about 8 hour days.

    • @B1gLupu
      @B1gLupu 10 місяців тому +5

      It's easier for guys. Higher tolerance for discomfort and boredom.

    • @contentsdiffer5958
      @contentsdiffer5958 9 місяців тому +7

      @@B1gLupu Guys are just taught that they don't matter, and have to provide worth through their labor. Accept it or suffer.

    • @B1gLupu
      @B1gLupu 9 місяців тому +6

      @@contentsdiffer5958 We are wired to be better at suffering tho. Man can work 80 hours a week, but if they come home to a family that loves him, it's all worth it. Its an evolutionary trait, we suffer better.

  • @CoryTheRaven
    @CoryTheRaven 10 місяців тому +71

    Honestly, as racial slurs go, calling us "Alabaster" is actually pretty cool. "Ur a mayo colonizer!" No, I'm ALABASTER.

    • @Raptorworld22
      @Raptorworld22 10 місяців тому +4

      Makes me think of the song "Go to sleep, little baby",
      "Come and lay your bones,
      On the alabaster stones,
      and be my ever-loving baby,"

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 10 місяців тому +3

      Alabaster is pretty cool honestly.

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 9 місяців тому +8

      They want to have the edge so much, but they'll never reach the dreaded power of the real slurs

    • @bojangles8873
      @bojangles8873 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@darksoulsismycityIt's because we don't care. Can't make a slur if no one acknowledges it.

  • @han3wmanwukong125
    @han3wmanwukong125 10 місяців тому +30

    "If I had to work a regular job, I would literally die" - American teenager
    "If I couldnt work a regular job, I would literally die" - GLobal teenager

  • @benjaminstorace6699
    @benjaminstorace6699 10 місяців тому +256

    Judging by how much you argue with your chat, Dev, influencing your audience isn't something you have to worry about.

    • @Touma134
      @Touma134 10 місяців тому +38

      I've never seen a creator and their audience so at odds. He's courted a lot of right wing people simply because he speaks out against leftist crap while he stays stuck in the old liberal worldview. No wonder dev has increasingly be less charitable to the right I would be too if I had to deal with the worst of em on my channel. I'm definitely more on devs side on this one but I can see how unhealthy both ways this relationship is. Don't see it getting any better it's gonna become increasingly hostile as both sides have irreconcilable differences and speak past each other.

    • @ALE199-ita
      @ALE199-ita 10 місяців тому +36

      I mean I dont think it's courting, right wing follow dev thinking he's a right wing mouthpiece then when he says something negative about them they get angry and hate him for not being right wing enough when he never was that to begin with
      Lastly I will say the only time I was at odds with dev is when he said the guy shooting the prankster who was harrasing him was overreacting

    • @brycenlanager1216
      @brycenlanager1216 10 місяців тому +14

      I disagree. I’ve been a fan of dev for a while now. When I first started following Dev I was also a libertarian and agreed with Dev on a lot. But as time has gone on, I’ve gone left while Dev stayed the same. While a lot of the anger can be from right wingers not realizing Dev is a libertarian I think a lot of it is that his audience is changing and not understanding how Dev isn’t. Not saying it’s good or bad on Dev’s end but that’s why I think it’s like this now.

    • @ragnarok7976
      @ragnarok7976 10 місяців тому +16

      That's literally a feature. If I wanted to be talked at and never engaged with I'd just watch cable news. I certainly don't agree with him on everything but the one thing I respect is he seems to be willing to talk about anything which is more than you can say for most people now a days.

    • @GreenVikeenArt
      @GreenVikeenArt 10 місяців тому +5

      He influenced me to disagree with him

  • @bUwUmer1260
    @bUwUmer1260 10 місяців тому +89

    A lot of goth/scene/emo/alt folks I went to school with ended up body mod addicts

    • @lebawsski
      @lebawsski 10 місяців тому +46

      What a chromed out choomba

    • @BruhMoment-fr4zr
      @BruhMoment-fr4zr 10 місяців тому

      Yeah mental illness will do that lol

    • @ReturnOfHeresy
      @ReturnOfHeresy 10 місяців тому +12

      "Addict" seems like the right word here.

    • @bUwUmer1260
      @bUwUmer1260 10 місяців тому

      @@ReturnOfHeresy It absolutely is. I dont know how or why, but people get addicted to things like Piercings and Tattoos. They Behave just as poorly as a Junkie. They will spend their rent, forgo putting gasoline/petrol in their cars, etc in favor of new piercings, dermal implants, tattoos, etc.
      Then of course when they cant pay the bills they blame capitalism and the evils of western society(which is the only society which wouldn't immediately outcast them) lol.

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em 10 місяців тому +10

      I’ve seen it before with my brother. He would get a new tat or something when he was feeling bad or low. It’s like self harm in a way

  • @Gulgathydra
    @Gulgathydra 10 місяців тому +111

    "Alabaster" if you know who your father is.
    _"Alabastard..."_

    • @giin97
      @giin97 10 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @KenLinx
    @KenLinx 10 місяців тому +163

    I genuinely think if people with dysphoria never knew that transitioning was even an option, that they’d live much happier lives.

    • @jht3fougifh393
      @jht3fougifh393 10 місяців тому +72

      Or if they accepted that sex never actually changes. I dunno. Seems cruel, the gaslighting of the movement.

    • @ultilinium8
      @ultilinium8 10 місяців тому +13

      ........That logic doesn't work out like you think it does. They would still have dysphoria. They would still have the thing causing them turmoil in the first place. Your solution doesn't address the core problem.

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 10 місяців тому +59

      @@ultilinium8Dysphoria doesn’t just go away because you’re taking steps to transition. It *can* alleviate it *to a degree*, but the worst part is putting the idea into kids’ heads that they might be dysphoric just because they’re experiencing the kinds of changes that everyone goes through.

    • @peonixgold
      @peonixgold 10 місяців тому +41

      ​@@ultilinium8neither does transition, which is why many nations are starting to back off of the blind affirmation model entirely.

    • @ultilinium8
      @ultilinium8 10 місяців тому

      @1495978707
      Step 1: re-read my comment.
      Step 2: quote on to me the exact sentence and words in my comment where I said or suggested that transitioning was good solution.
      Step 3: Realize you can't do step 2 because I never said anything like that.
      Step 4: Realize that all I'm saying that having someone sit around with a condition is ALSO not a solution.

  • @na-vn5qy
    @na-vn5qy 10 місяців тому +74

    'alabaster crotch fruit,' they come up with new try-hard wannabe offensive phrases every single day, and none of them stick because they're all cringe; funny that we've only ever needed one, and it works every time. supreme victory. lmao.

    • @glorkbork776
      @glorkbork776 10 місяців тому +34

      "Look what they need, to mimic even a FRACTION of our power"

    • @brianmeans5965
      @brianmeans5965 10 місяців тому

      Alabaster, white devil, alien (from those black supremacy theorists), cracker, mayo lover (more of a stereotype), blandass (evolved form of mayo lover), etc.
      Honorable mention: wigger. A shortened form of white ______ often used against immigrants back in the 19th century. It's full version said twice by democrat senator Robert Byrd in an interview back in 2001 and yes he was a former KKK at that time.

    • @CryingButterfly0508
      @CryingButterfly0508 10 місяців тому

      ​@@glorkbork776😂

    • @brandonbeedle5278
      @brandonbeedle5278 10 місяців тому +1

      I know, all of their insults don't even sound like insults, it's just like huh?

    • @na-vn5qy
      @na-vn5qy 10 місяців тому +5

      @@brandonbeedle5278 they sound like people trying to be quirky on reddit or something

  • @nives3979
    @nives3979 10 місяців тому +91

    One turtle gets a straw in the nose and he ruins it for everyone.

    • @jaredsmith3024
      @jaredsmith3024 10 місяців тому +13

      Somebody for sure shoved it in there on purpose.

    • @1495978707
      @1495978707 10 місяців тому +4

      @@jaredsmith3024how does a straw get jammed up there like that anyway?

    • @DanCooper404
      @DanCooper404 7 місяців тому

      Damn thing was just trying to snort a little coke, and some dillhole takes its picture.

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 5 місяців тому +1

      And he was probably stupid too.

  • @MahDryBread
    @MahDryBread 10 місяців тому +9

    What you said about having to work to get good at your craft so that you can have those creative jobs is absolutely true. It took me a bit over a decade before my UA-cam channel was making good money. 9.5 years of that I was doing a minimum of a video a day, but usually more like 11 videos a week. I was working more than 40 hours a week for less than minimum wage for a very, very long time.
    Now I make enough money to pay both my rent and my mum's rent. I got to the point where I could take care of the people I cared about, but I had to put in years and years of work with very little to show for it. Most of those videos didn't make me any money, but they made for great practice so I could hone my craft for when people DID find me. And what do you know, when they found me they liked what they found! It's because I worked hard and got better over a long period of time!
    You have to work hard, you have to work more than 40 hours a week, and you have to be willing to see no return on your investment for a large chunk of your life. That's just the reality of how you become a "UA-cam person". Yeah some people do trends and get popular faster, but they usually burn out faster too since they didn't have that extended period of earning what they have to learn how to handle it. It took me a very long time and a lot of work to get to where I am. What I learned during that very long period of being a small UA-camr is the reason why I haven't burned out and still love my job.
    If you want a creative job where you have no boss and can work from home, then you've also gotta pick up the skill set of every employee you'd be passing tasks off to if you were doing the same job for a company. You can drop some money and get freelancers to do some of the work for you, but that's just spending your money to keep you from learning a skill. It's probably better that you learn it yourself. You've got until you're dead to learn it all, so get learning! If you really do wanna do this for a living, then put 100% into it.

  • @JohnSmith-ds3hd
    @JohnSmith-ds3hd 10 місяців тому +88

    Without TikTok, do you think the friendless, depressed, and emotionally stunted individuals of our generation would be forced to interact with the world around them? I genuinely wish for these people to find conflict or companionship. Literally anything has to be better than using TikTok (or any social media) as a pseudo relationship. While there have been a lot of benefits; I think the internet was a mistake.

    • @vincentsvirtues4172
      @vincentsvirtues4172 10 місяців тому +6

      Yes

    • @huangGQ
      @huangGQ 10 місяців тому

      The Internet was not a mistake. Normalizing the Internet as a safe place for everybody and everything was a mistake.

    • @chirimoyan
      @chirimoyan 10 місяців тому +18

      yes, they would interact more with the real world. social media (and the entire phone at this point) overstimulates, so many people would rather be on their lonesome with a device than with friends or family because the stimulation is way stronger and it pleases the monkey brain more than social interaction. at some point you have to detox in order to enjoy social interaction again.
      of course, there are other factors like the fact that most of your friends are now IN the phone, you don't even have to go out in order to see them, and shitty families do exist so people will try to escape through the phone, since it's more immediate. it's a sad state of affairs. i love the invention of the internet, but it does make me depressed thinking about what it's doing to me and my generation.

    • @mysteryguitarhaziq
      @mysteryguitarhaziq 10 місяців тому +1

      it isnt

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 10 місяців тому

      True story : this entire platform suggests a Chinese psyop theory. It diminishes the ability to create and become creative, while elevating the most useless voices of society. Why bother reaching these people??

  • @HowlUnderTheMoon
    @HowlUnderTheMoon 10 місяців тому +33

    "alabaster crotch fruit" look how effort they have to put in to imitate us
    6 letters, 2 syllables, starts with N. hear it in yo mind, beeytch

    • @SubtleStair
      @SubtleStair 10 місяців тому

      Better to be a crotch-fruit than a crotch-goblin! 🤪

    • @Seirra72
      @Seirra72 10 місяців тому +10

      NASCAR

    • @Runescaper1357
      @Runescaper1357 10 місяців тому +7

      @@Seirra72
      That's RACE-IST.

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 9 місяців тому

      Nougat

  • @live4hockey2
    @live4hockey2 10 місяців тому +23

    As someone who quit the 9-5 to "do what he loves", let me tell that girl something. You think you can't do 8 hours of work? If you go off and try to do your own thing be prepared to work harder than you ever have in your life.

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 10 місяців тому +6

      but I think her point is it won't feel like work because it's something she actually enjoys

    • @MissRora
      @MissRora 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@3eve0nEven then, it'll still feel like work at least sometimes. At least, if you're generating a sustainable, regular income it will.

    • @LordIsrafel
      @LordIsrafel 10 місяців тому

      "If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life"
      Because nobody is hiring in that field.

  • @TheBigAEC
    @TheBigAEC 10 місяців тому +42

    5:48 That ain't "cushion for the pushin' " that's the whole damn COUCH.

  • @Laserwulf
    @Laserwulf 10 місяців тому +68

    7:35 "Then DIE."
    🤣🤣🤣 Dev sounding like a straight-up supervillain.

    • @archimedes5635
      @archimedes5635 10 місяців тому +11

      A few voice acting lessons would do some good.

    • @sauronplugawy3866
      @sauronplugawy3866 10 місяців тому +3

      Bro thinks he's Sysiphus

  • @DoctorLazertron
    @DoctorLazertron 10 місяців тому +33

    I read the title as 'hello fellow assblasters' and thought this was gonna be about that dang senate thing.

    • @Optilex42
      @Optilex42 10 місяців тому +3

      Oh, please. With a thumbnail like tha-… on the other hand…

  • @TheCoolerDrilis
    @TheCoolerDrilis 10 місяців тому +45

    Good lord that thumbnail. I had an idea for a character who's one of the most powerful mages of her time because her body was covered in rune tattoos and piercings for magic jewerly, as you can guess she was horribly disfigured as a result, and the mental image I have is STILL prettier than that...

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em 10 місяців тому

      20 bucks she does OF

  • @StrawberryNUKE
    @StrawberryNUKE 10 місяців тому +22

    That artsy lady should bring a tiny note book or something with her to work
    Write stuff down in those little moments at work then come back to them at home

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 10 місяців тому +5

      It’s amazing how many people can’t work at what they love because moaning about their day job takes up so much of their time.
      There’s plenty of jobs out there that let you unhitch your creativity while your “muscle memory” covers the task at hand.

  • @Edward_Bernays
    @Edward_Bernays 10 місяців тому +69

    The strange thing about those paper-straws, there is a chinese-food at a foodcourt in my mall that uses bio-degradable plastic straws. Really makes me wonder why we didn't push that instead and kept the papercups. But that just makes too much sense, I guess.

    • @priapulida
      @priapulida 10 місяців тому +17

      aside from other issues like higher cost, "bio-degradable" doesn't mean they instantly become part of nature when thrown away, the term is also used in a way that can only be described as greenwashing

    • @Edward_Bernays
      @Edward_Bernays 10 місяців тому +13

      Hmmm.. Okay, I have an idea. What about.... Flavourless candy straws. I used to drink out of licorices, and that did the trick.

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 10 місяців тому +3

      I prefer to drink things without a straw anyway. And for people who do prefer straws, I think it'd be better for everyone involved if they just used their own reusable metal straws.

  • @namelesswalaby
    @namelesswalaby 10 місяців тому +39

    I read a while back that the uproar over plastic straws started right after some kids invented a plastic straw that changes colors if a drink has been spiked with chemicals that shouldn't belong in it. honestly wouldn't surprise me if it was true.

    • @cassidyszewczyk5029
      @cassidyszewczyk5029 10 місяців тому +18

      Shit, that actually sounds pretty handy. Sorry turtles, but you're going to have to make another sacrifice for us.

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 10 місяців тому

      so you're saying the timeline looks like:
      kids make anti-roofie straw
      some idiot, maybe even a plant, shoves a plastic straw into a turtle's nose and posts it online
      people use that post to create an outrage and start banning plastic straws when in reality they are just for people getting roofied, for some unkowable reason.

    • @Exile_Sky
      @Exile_Sky 10 місяців тому +5

      @@cassidyszewczyk5029 I mean, them sacrificing a single turtle to the straws in the 40+ years we been using them is a pretty good trade off.

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy 10 місяців тому +109

    I prefer stainless steel reusable straws over even plastic now. Glad I made that switch.

    • @ShortFatOtaku
      @ShortFatOtaku  10 місяців тому +18

      same tbh

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 10 місяців тому +20

      I prefer not using a straw at all but that's a close 2nd.

    • @salven6476
      @salven6476 10 місяців тому +17

      Drinking straight from the cup enjoyer

    • @Sahxocnsba
      @Sahxocnsba 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ShortFatOtakuthey double as weapons as well!

    • @juanrodriguez9971
      @juanrodriguez9971 10 місяців тому

      Better idea
      Use your hand, take the cup, put your lips on the edge and suck it as a man

  • @HyperJohnua
    @HyperJohnua 10 місяців тому +23

    2:30 i just want to get a cartoony large magnet and put it infront of her

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC 10 місяців тому +6

      Put on some rollerskates and whip out the giant magnet to recreate the intro of the "Virtual Insanity" music video.

    • @jerrymartin7019
      @jerrymartin7019 10 місяців тому +9

      go go gadget 9v battery

  • @blackcitadel9
    @blackcitadel9 10 місяців тому +8

    Most of the "artsy creative" types I know work much more gruelling hours than a 9 - 5.
    Also to be fair, I don't particularly care for 9 - 5s myself, but not from a "I don't want to work" perspective, more from a "Why do I have to stay here, working slower and less productively to fill the time when I could be done by 12."
    I still do not understand jobs that don't allow me to finish the work and leave, if they did, I'd happily smash out the work in the most efficient manner, deal a chunk or two into any backlog that's built up/help out co-workers and then go home. (at least in jobs that you can do that kind of thing)

    • @Touma134
      @Touma134 10 місяців тому +1

      Pretty much the reason why I stay at my current job. I don't mind work, it isn't laziness, it's being bored out of my mind waiting for something to do that drives me nuts. I don't even take breaks at work. Even the times I work 8 hours because I want to be doing something to keep my body and mind occupied.

  • @astrovarius543
    @astrovarius543 10 місяців тому +56

    3:16 He's not suffering because he doesn't pass.
    He's laughing and smiling while he recounts how traumatic it was to be "misgendered" by a nice lady *over the phone* because his voice, which he does nothing to disguise, is *distinctly male.*
    It's just attention and validation seeking, and we are doing these people HARM by rewarding this kind of behaviour with attention and validation.
    Don't even spare him a shred.

    • @Saint_Sigismund
      @Saint_Sigismund 10 місяців тому +7

      I didn't and wasn't going to.

    • @ShortFatOtaku
      @ShortFatOtaku  10 місяців тому +4

      nah that seems like suffering to me

    • @gymbmymb3465
      @gymbmymb3465 10 місяців тому +6

      Eh, yes and no. They are suffering but it's due to psyops being ran on them when they were kids resulting in a sort of self-ostracization which is cancer to the soul for social creatures like humans. And of course if he is a post-op the physical pain also adds to the misery.

    • @chrissant6277
      @chrissant6277 9 місяців тому

      Laughing while crying is a pretty common thing to release emotion.

  • @biostemm
    @biostemm 10 місяців тому +22

    What's even worse is they have various cellulose/bamboo straws that are biodegradable and don't get soggy in 5 seconds...

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 10 місяців тому

      you can also drink without a straw, or use reusable metal straws.

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec 10 місяців тому +1

      @3eve0n You can keep your nose outta my business, “comrade”. 😒

    • @biostemm
      @biostemm 10 місяців тому

      @@3eve0n how much energy and other materials went into manufacturing and cleaning that metal straw vs 1 disposable plastic/cellulose/bamboo straw?

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 10 місяців тому +1

      @@biostemm ok but it's reusable, it's not fair to compare it to 1 disposable straw because it'll be used 100s if not more of times more.

    • @biostemm
      @biostemm 10 місяців тому

      @@3eve0n it's reusable, yes, but let's be realistic here, almost nobody is getting 100s of uses out of the same straw...

  • @denodagor
    @denodagor 10 місяців тому +38

    Mcdonald's here gave up on paper straws in like a month. Now they just give you papercups with no lid (unless it's takeout)

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec 10 місяців тому +1

      Luckily the Mickey D’s in Georgia still give out plastic straws and plastic cups since I couldn’t stand getting screwed over by bleeding heart leftoids when paying for my weekly heart attack on a bun.

  • @blankblank6214
    @blankblank6214 10 місяців тому +124

    Alabaster was a pretty good one peace arc

    • @kinginfernoswielderoffire4952
      @kinginfernoswielderoffire4952 10 місяців тому +36

      so true, crocodile was absolutely iconic

    • @Coomamon_Memes
      @Coomamon_Memes 10 місяців тому +17

      Definitely. The part where luffy went up to big moms daughter and said "push me" was truly epic.

    • @akiraishin7141
      @akiraishin7141 10 місяців тому +2

      Crocodile is the GOAT! Still relevant in modern OP! He's awesome!

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 10 місяців тому

      It is when the arcs start getting longer and longer.

    • @gobihoukou1
      @gobihoukou1 10 місяців тому

      Best one I say. It went downhill from there.

  • @level9drow856
    @level9drow856 10 місяців тому +6

    Yea that young girl with pinkish orange haired is right (not the freak after her). I have been working since I was 18 and am middle aged now. I worked with some independents comic book companies when I was young, did some concept art with no pay for a starting game company, and all of them went under. Mostly because us poor boys running the company had to work jobs to live and it got in the way of the company. We never started out with money or were from a middle class or affluent family so we failed. In fact the boring ass job with no meaning always gets in the way of my dreams it seems. When I am in between jobs I am the most prolific with my art, when I am working a job I'm dead inside. I can't believe the meaning of live is for billionaires to have wage slaves until their 67 years old. It's sad that when I'm 67 my real life will begin, but while I be too old and depleted by then?
    When she says she will die what she means is once you realize that society has made this the prescription for life until you are 67 (and even then you may still have to work) then life itself becomes meaningless. There isn't anything to look forward to, nothing creative, nothing interesting and not enough time to explore your options as many people have to work overtime or multiple jobs to make ends meat. Once you realize there is no way out of being a rat in this race you no longer value this life. And this poor girl doesn't understand that this only gets worse as you get older.

  • @highadmiralbittenfield9689
    @highadmiralbittenfield9689 10 місяців тому +11

    "Oh no, Im an art hoe and nobody listens to my music, I'm gonna kms"

    • @Aphotic_One
      @Aphotic_One 10 місяців тому +1

      well that is solved then isn't it

  • @aweshetdima2157
    @aweshetdima2157 10 місяців тому +16

    Honestly, kinda surprised that someone didn't just make a sipping hole on the lid like the coffee cup lids instead of trying to make paper straws a thing.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 10 місяців тому

      That would involve having cups and lids with watertight seals and that’s an expensive prospect.
      Most “lids” are splash-proof at best and that’s at European drink sizes (up to around 400ml for a big coffee) not the American super-chug ones.

    • @Optilex42
      @Optilex42 10 місяців тому +1

      @@IRMentatidk, i’ve been seeing a lot of would-be spilled take out drinks that actually hold it together better than some coffees. When the cup or lid isn’t defective it seems to make a pretty effective seal. Mind you, these weren’t massive ‘murica super size drinks so those might still be out

  • @MothOnWall
    @MothOnWall 10 місяців тому +3

    8:56 That was legit a real troll. The kind you'd find under the bridge, you can see the safety harness the troll is wearing.

  • @Harsh_Noise
    @Harsh_Noise 10 місяців тому +95

    He wasn’t suffering because he didn’t pass, he was suffering because he got psyopped into being trans

    • @juuchanIRL
      @juuchanIRL 10 місяців тому +24

      most of these people would be happy 20 years ago being themselves

    • @lostinadifferentworld2752
      @lostinadifferentworld2752 10 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@juuchanIRLThe other day I was over on thought-slimes channel and had the audacity to suggest maybe these people could just try accepting themselves for who they are
      Boy, was THAT an unpopular opinion 😅

  • @whistlepig64
    @whistlepig64 10 місяців тому +46

    1. I am also one of those people who cant survive the 9-5. And yes, I work a LOT at my art to pay bills. 2. I am finding myself scrolling down while watching these videos because I can't handle the cringe.

    • @MrDj232
      @MrDj232 10 місяців тому +16

      ​@@onionfarmer3044 Soul crushing monotony. I haven't done it myself, but I can definitely understand how doing the same thing day in and day out would suck. Especially when a good chunk of that work is bureaucratic nonsense that you know is just wasting your time. Being stuck as a small useless cog in a giant soulless machine can't be good for a person's mental health.

    • @balasaashti3146
      @balasaashti3146 10 місяців тому +3

      @@onionfarmer3044 Dude right 9-5 is my short day. I usually work 16, 18 hours depending on the month.

    • @WoodEe-zq6qv
      @WoodEe-zq6qv 10 місяців тому +1

      @@MrDj232 Work for a small business or a startup. You'll see the direct results of your actions.

    • @Saint_Sigismund
      @Saint_Sigismund 10 місяців тому +4

      I'm a production welder on 2nd shift (2pm-10pm)
      Monotony at work is a blessing, when new things happen that means something has gone horribly wrong.

    • @Touma134
      @Touma134 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@onionfarmer3044 Some people (like me) can't handle the monotony, the boredom. Every job I've ever worked at has been deeply soul crushingly unfulfilling and boring save for the one I"m at now. Lot of the pull yourself up by your bootstraps type of people really dismiss it as weakness or entitlement or whatever but some people really need certain type of work to stick to it. Some people can take joy in a monotonous job or tolerate it but some people just need something to keep their mind occupied and body doing things more than stacking shelves or factory work can offer. I've work factory for a day multiple times over the years and after each shift I get agitated and even physically violent because the work was so mind numbing to me.

  • @theeccentrictripper3863
    @theeccentrictripper3863 10 місяців тому +7

    That second to last dude is literally Buffalo Bill, check his house for skin suits ASAP

  • @some1337dude1
    @some1337dude1 10 місяців тому +16

    Bro how do these oddjobs look more like Slaanesh demons then Games Workshop's models?

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 10 місяців тому

      Wholesome warning. They would have even considered such a thing without the inspiration.

  • @rebralhunter6069
    @rebralhunter6069 10 місяців тому +15

    Hey Dev, for 2024 you should also add "weight loss Wednesdays" into the rotation

    • @coletrainhetrick
      @coletrainhetrick 10 місяців тому +8

      As someone who is struggling being overweight I just don't need to see people even more disgustingly obese people in my life.

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 10 місяців тому +7

    5:09
    The little boy did nothing wrong, she's the problem and her kids will be too when they're older.

  • @waltrz
    @waltrz 10 місяців тому +7

    Why does that obsidian lady sound like Elmo after getting punched in the throat?

    • @cancerconnoisseur
      @cancerconnoisseur 10 місяців тому +2

      They put their voice through a shaco AI.

    • @byzantion1683
      @byzantion1683 10 місяців тому +1

      I didn't understand why being alabaster could possibly be a bad thing until you enlightened me that I can't be obsidian

  • @Ammoniummetavanadate
    @Ammoniummetavanadate 10 місяців тому +3

    "I'm an influencer" Yes Dev, we know you influence the local gravity.

  • @Stanton_High
    @Stanton_High 10 місяців тому +3

    That black woman's voice is tripping me out dude. She sounds like ai SpongeBob and I can't think of anything else when she talks.

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 10 місяців тому +4

    2:30 You act like you've never seen a Cenobite before. They're pretty chill if you don't mess with their puzzle box.

  • @Zerarick
    @Zerarick 10 місяців тому +25

    Idk if it's the blackpills I've been swallowing recently or I just suffer from Stockholm Syndrome, but I'm glad tik tok Tuesdays is back

  • @zelda4ever72
    @zelda4ever72 10 місяців тому +8

    Hey SFO, if you're interested at all in a sort of follow up story, remember the spider-man remastered mod controversy? Well they're at it again with someone who made a Baldur's Gate 3 mod called "Ser Aylin". The mod gender swapped Dame Aylin and the person who made it was raided against by journos and the media. Just thought to let you know if you're interested.

  • @Kylesico912x
    @Kylesico912x 10 місяців тому +7

    8:56
    That's going to live rent free in my nightmares for a long time. Thanks for that!

  • @invisiiso
    @invisiiso 10 місяців тому +95

    sorry mate. you're influencing me right now as i watch you. you *ARE* an influencer!

    • @johns.1854
      @johns.1854 10 місяців тому +16

      Influence me harder, dev

    • @Coomamon_Memes
      @Coomamon_Memes 10 місяців тому +13

      Devs such a good influence. A good influencer if you will.

    • @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding
      @quedtion_marks_kirby_modding 10 місяців тому +6

      We are part of his spheare if influence.

    • @rokva5771
      @rokva5771 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@johns.1854 Oh my god, look at Dev's influence, it's soooo BIG 🤤

    • @johns.1854
      @johns.1854 10 місяців тому +2

      @@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding trapped in his gravity well of influence

  • @CryingButterfly0508
    @CryingButterfly0508 10 місяців тому +1

    6:52 The narcissism with this one is insane. "I'M JUST SO CREATIVE AND SPECIAL THAT A 9-5 WILL LITCHERALLY KILL ME!!!"

  • @gac9603
    @gac9603 10 місяців тому +3

    The first video was in brazil where most cars are actually stick shift(they're cheaper) so what probably happened was that he tried to steal an automatic car and he probably didn't know you have to press the brake pedal to put the car into drive to go forwards.

  • @acutelilmint8035
    @acutelilmint8035 10 місяців тому +5

    Also, paper straws are coated with plastic. So.. enjoy

  • @David_Drums
    @David_Drums 10 місяців тому +3

    When it comes to an artistic career, you're right. I taught music for 5 years, and getting anywhere or any recognition is difficult. I did it as a side gig but it would not be sustainable as a full time role.

  • @roycehuepers4325
    @roycehuepers4325 10 місяців тому +7

    4:20
    Ya know, thats one was at least reasonable and someone i could respect enough to try and just their name. Seemed like they had legitimate dysphoria and wasnt trying to force their problems on others either. That one was surprisingly wholesome

    • @parkdunbar6092
      @parkdunbar6092 10 місяців тому +6

      Untreated mental illness isn't wholesome.
      And no, validation isn't treatment.

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 10 місяців тому +1

      @@parkdunbar6092 what is treatment then?

    • @parkdunbar6092
      @parkdunbar6092 10 місяців тому

      @@3eve0n Lithium?

    • @debanydoombringer1385
      @debanydoombringer1385 10 місяців тому +1

      @@3eve0n Learning how to accept yourself and coping mechanisms. Just like ADHD and pretty much every mental problem that's not schizophrenia or something dangerous. Medication was always just supposed to be a crutch until you learn and train your brain to deal with it.
      Edit: Which is why until very recently transition was reserved for the most extreme cases that couldn't cope. Not the immediate go to for any amount of discomfort.

  • @3eve0n
    @3eve0n 10 місяців тому +5

    You're not a influencer, you're a content creator. Big difference.

  • @bvoyelr
    @bvoyelr 10 місяців тому +6

    4:00 - okay, I suppose I could be wrong about this, but I don't feel like gender dysphoria is what's leaving this person sobbing to a bank teller on a telephone. I feel like that's the kind of reaction you get from people with PTSD when they are surprised by a trigger. It's a tangible, explainable trauma, I mean. But gender dysphoria? C'mon.
    People cry over crap like that because society tells them that's how they can get their way. And it's not just this person. It's the Karens in department stores going nuts because they won't accept her return. It's the people calling the police when McDonalds accidentally shorts them a single chicken nugget. They get signals from their world that it will tolerate them if they make everyone else's life hard enough, so they do it.

    • @cancerconnoisseur
      @cancerconnoisseur 10 місяців тому +1

      You are wrong. You're severely underestimating what "gender dysphoria" feels like.
      It isn't PTSD, but it IS tangible for those who suffer it. It's not just "wishing you were the opposite gender", it's feeling, at all times, a disconnect with the body you're in. It's a constant discomfort in a world that constantly reminds you that you lost the coin toss. It's a revulsion of the body you have, of striving to try and make what you were given, fit what you need your body to be to feel that comfort that normal people feel in their own skin by default. And when it's not enough, when everything you've done and tried isn't working, when you don't pass and normal people only see you as what you were born as, it's painful.
      When you don't pass, it's a reminder that everything you've done, the pain, the stress, the mental anguish and discomfort you've dealt with constantly just by trying to live your life more comfortably, has all been in vain. And that's enough to make someone break down sobbing. You're lucky you don't understand it, because it means you don't have to experience it, or don't have anyone close to you that has experienced it. I wouldn't even wish this feeling on my worst enemy.

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cancerconnoisseurlike seeing yourself with a certain detachment,like your own body does not reflect what you feel you are,like seeing yourself like a character in a book,from the outside,narrating what is happening. Refusing to really look at yourself,to memorize your own face. Not bearing to imagine oneself doing something ,as one figure feels abhorrent. A stand in,an idealized version,is necessary just to fantasize doing stuff. A deep rejection of oneself.
      You mean something along these lines?

    • @cancerconnoisseur
      @cancerconnoisseur 10 місяців тому +1

      @junichiroyamashita Something like that. I can't speak for how everyone experiences it, but I know it to feel like there's much less agency involved. I would say it's more of a drain than a detachment. A disconnect, surely, but rather than feeling like you're looking at someone else, it's like being inside a cage and staring at the bars.
      There's a contempt, but only because you can't feel any differently. There's no comfort in your reflection. Maybe revulsion, maybe disgust, but it's a stem of malcontentment. And maybe that's on the milder side. I think "a rejection of oneself" is wrong, simply because there's an inability to accept oneself as how they are, rather than making the choice to do so. For me, I would much rather accept myself and the face I see in the mirror, than suffer. But I can't. It just feels wrong and off, like wearing ill-fitting, unflattering clothes, maybe. And there's no other way to really explain the feeling with more accuracy, at least none that comes to mind at the moment.

  • @Pandsu
    @Pandsu 10 місяців тому +2

    I'm not working, myself. Been on disability for 10 years, tried hard to find a job, tried some stuff, free internships, government programs trying to integrate me into the system, I genuinely tried, wasn't lazy, even did unpaid work that I am medically not allowed to do that had some pretty bad health consequences on my already shitty situation, until eventually the official places said they're gonna take me off the hook and leave me alone. And I do feel privileged to live in a country, and to have the opportunity to share a home with someone, where that situation isn't easy, but isn't a constant suffering and I can occasionally buy some luxury stuff. Super thankful for that.
    Just saying that to give context to why I haven't experienced a 9-to-5 kinda job (well, aside from the unpaid shit I did to try and get into one, some of which had longer work days than even that, but didn't last very long).
    Given that, I really feel for people who have to work such jobs and for what that actually realistically means. I absolutely get the frustration. Not just that someone has to do work they might not have any real passion for, for so many hours, 5+ days a week, for pay that often doesn't feel like it's really fair compensation. But what sucks the most is that, even when people suck it up and do it, and do it well, they still get shafted. Depending on the job, there's unpaid overtime, there's layoffs hanging over their heads sometimes, there's other kinds of chicanery that make it difficult for those employees to feel appreciated and respected.
    And then, to top it all off, they're pushing hard on on-site work even in cases where that's not even really necessary and things could be done just as well from home, which I think would frustrate me even more. It's one thing to trade your free time from 9AM to 5PM in exchange for pay, but on top of that you have your daily commute to take into account. So you get up hours before you start working, have to make sure you're fully presentable and workplace appropriate, drive to work for like 30 minutes at least and often quite a bit longer than that, do your 9-to-5, take another 30 minutes (or way longer) to drive back home, and only then are you free to do with your time what you want. Unless you have to run some errands as well... or god forbid you have a family to take care of. Before you know it, you notice you're too tired to do anything enjoyable anymore, so you just grab a drink, put on some bullshit on TV that you don't care about and exist there until you go to bed, just for your sleep to be rudely interrupted by your alarm clock reminding you to rinse and repeat.
    I know this is a normal reality for thousands, and has been for a long time, and is arguably better than how things used to be for our grandparents, great-grandparents and so on, but I can't blame anyone for finding that existence utterly miserable and not wanting to live like that at all. And I feel like there's gotta be ways to structure our society and work culture in some kinda way that improves the average employee's life and has more space for oneself.
    I'm not getting at anything here. I don't have an answer for this. No clue what that way would be. But I sincerely hope there'll be some kind of shift eventually. Because god, that shit must suck, especially when you know you're probably gonna be stuck with that until you either die or you're too old and too used to this routine to really enjoy your retirement.

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 10 місяців тому +6

    lol if I was called an "alabaster" I'd take it as a compliment

  • @tracymclaughlinholmes677
    @tracymclaughlinholmes677 10 місяців тому +2

    I feel so bad for the poor puppy on the chain of that rather rotund woman. You know damn well that poor puppy is never going to get taken for a walk not once.

  • @nicklasveva
    @nicklasveva 10 місяців тому +1

    They think that plastic straws are thrown on the street or something, that's why they refuse to use plastic straws. But for some reason they don't believe that plastic cups are thrown on the ground, which is often the case, usually with a paper straw in it (eco win, I guess..?).

  • @therabbitfollower5550
    @therabbitfollower5550 10 місяців тому +1

    Speaking as someone who lives near the water and an endangered species area- ie where all restaurants have to carry biodegradable straws- one of my favorite paper straw alternatives is agave straws. Obviously, they’re straws made from agave plants, and they offer the exact same experience as drinking from a plastic straw because it takes two weeks for them to naturally break down.

  • @ldmt1995
    @ldmt1995 10 місяців тому +2

    Props to the girl for being cool and not freaking out because a bank representative misgendered her, she is one of the real ones. That being said, a grown person shouldn't cry because someone called you the wonrg pronuns, and you don't make a video aboout you crying and then put it online...

  • @stonemerritt9896
    @stonemerritt9896 10 місяців тому +37

    Dev you are the only personality I’ll accept slop from, we appreciate you

    • @luismoralesacevedo3100
      @luismoralesacevedo3100 10 місяців тому +2

      Pyrocynical?

    • @pood40o72
      @pood40o72 10 місяців тому

      All he has done is adjust his videos/channel for more left-leaning people. He's not even that centrist anymore from the 2010s with actual good political commentary. You can appreciate him for his "work" but to be honest he shouldn't be respected.

  • @specimenlarry6068
    @specimenlarry6068 10 місяців тому +2

    The Alabaster master race.
    I like it. Its got a ring to it.

  • @Dogapillar4Lyfe
    @Dogapillar4Lyfe 10 місяців тому +2

    2 things:
    1. Its disgusting that the racist seems to take pride and thinks he is tough for bullying a child and calling it racist names. Lets see how she handles an adult.
    2. I'm an actor. I have success I've tons of theater and some film. I work a 9-5 and yeah it can be soul crushing some weeks. BUT Dev is right you gotta make the time in your spare time to fulfill that creativity need. Its hard but its what you need to do if you are truly passionate about it and want to succeed in it.

  • @harambae7014
    @harambae7014 10 місяців тому +2

    GTA 6 has absolutely no hope of making fun of the world like the previous games did. As this video demonstrates, reality is far beyond parody at this point, plus we all know there's a list of certain topics and characteristics that are off the table because Rockstar don't want backlash from crazies.

  • @burein_ita
    @burein_ita 10 місяців тому +1

    From Wikipedia: "Black alabaster" is a rare anhydrite form of the gypsum-based mineral. This black form is found in only three veins in the world, one each in United States, Italy, and China.

  • @ameryaser3987
    @ameryaser3987 9 місяців тому +1

    I don't actually mind paper straws. But to be fair it's possible American paper straws are just lower quality

  • @themanwithnoname65
    @themanwithnoname65 10 місяців тому +1

    BRUH THE WOMAN COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT BEING ABOE TO DO CREATIVE TASKS IS ACTUALLY SOMEONE I BRIEFLY TALKED TO EARLIER THIS YEAR😭😭😭

  • @KaNoMikoProductions
    @KaNoMikoProductions 10 місяців тому +3

    Dev, reacting to a TikTok: "This woman has way too much time on her hands"

  • @WoodEe-zq6qv
    @WoodEe-zq6qv 10 місяців тому +3

    1:32 Why not give a paper cup and a plastic straw?
    Because the paper cups also have plastic in them for the lining. They're not actually paper all the way through. They're covered in paper to make them more insulated/easy to hold.
    The plastic starbucks cups are just as recyclable as the paper cups are.

  • @scientificidiot4165
    @scientificidiot4165 10 місяців тому +1

    2:24 bring the monster neodymium magnet!

  • @MineKynoMine
    @MineKynoMine 10 місяців тому

    You say "pictures" of the turtles. THERE WAS ONLY THE SINGLE ONE TURTLE! IT'S ALL THE SAME TURTLE!

  • @MarioTGP
    @MarioTGP 10 місяців тому +4

    Merry Christmas Dev

  • @cesly87
    @cesly87 10 місяців тому

    Lol the priests said "that's what you're going out with."
    I think he knew it was his last day alive.

  • @FakeHeroFang
    @FakeHeroFang 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm fairly certain recent studies came out and shown that chemicals they put into most paper straws are pretty bad for you, and that they might not even be entirely biodegradable. Plastic bans were just a feel-good change, it didn't really accomplish anything or solve the root of the problem. Obviously you should try not to use disposable plastics if you can, but paper straws as they are now are just replacing a problem with a different problem. You should avoid those as well.

  • @nobodyworthknowing8707
    @nobodyworthknowing8707 10 місяців тому

    6:25 Whatever car that is, that would make a great commercial for it, proving the incredible towing capacity it has

  • @M0rmagil
    @M0rmagil 10 місяців тому +1

    We’ve been past the parody inversion point for at least 5 years now.

  • @levelfive7662
    @levelfive7662 10 місяців тому +3

    Finally, the quality content comes back!

  • @ZontarDow
    @ZontarDow 10 місяців тому +13

    The solution to paper straws is to have the cover be that design that allows you to drink straight from the cup but for some reason that never caught on.

    • @SouthernGothicYT
      @SouthernGothicYT 10 місяців тому +2

      its because they're shitty 9 times out of 10. If the lid isn't sealed tight, your drinks going all over you

    • @SpykeTheSU
      @SpykeTheSU 10 місяців тому +4

      Ikr people are such babies about those lids

    • @chirimoyan
      @chirimoyan 10 місяців тому +1

      why not buy your own metal straw and just use that, you can clean it and stuff. or just don't drink with straws lol it's way easier

    • @mr.jackstone9256
      @mr.jackstone9256 10 місяців тому +1

      How the fuck am i going to drink my milkshake out of a lid? ITS SEMI SOLID MAN

    • @jerrymartin7019
      @jerrymartin7019 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@mr.jackstone9256
      YOU VILL EAT ZE SOFT DRINK
      YOU VILL NOT EAT ZE MILKSHAKE
      AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
      IT IZ FÜR DE GUT OF ZE KLIMATE

  • @peterspaid
    @peterspaid 10 місяців тому

    Thank you for that bit about creatives. I've been trying to get a career off the ground, thanks for the advice!

  • @ragnarok7976
    @ragnarok7976 10 місяців тому +1

    Lol alabaster is a pretty fine and nice looking material. The kind of thing you could build monuments and a society around.

  • @BoomGiggity
    @BoomGiggity 10 місяців тому

    Yeesh, that thumbnail reminded me of being at Venice Beach. Every idiot trying to stand out in a crowd.

  • @worsenary1449
    @worsenary1449 10 місяців тому +1

    I think the lyrics should be "I'm a little trans girl, short and cute, but unfortunately, I look like Dwight Schrute"

  • @MitsyWuzHere
    @MitsyWuzHere 10 місяців тому +10

    I'm not sure I can handle 9-5s either. But yeah I understand this is a curse that I'm accepting for potential greener pastures

    • @DG-mk7kd
      @DG-mk7kd 10 місяців тому +3

      it can always be worse,
      and for most of history it was

  • @FeliksOnline
    @FeliksOnline 10 місяців тому +3

    4:33 SPONGEBOB????
    WHAT HAPPENED?

  • @tonybaloney8401
    @tonybaloney8401 10 місяців тому

    Imagine holding a high powered magnet in front of the creature covered in piercings

  • @loke801
    @loke801 10 місяців тому +1

    7:00 I agree with her on the 9-5 being soul destroying but she’s what ever music she makes theres 50,000 others who make it as well and probably better. Best not to hedge her future on that.

  • @InfamyOrDeath-__-
    @InfamyOrDeath-__- 10 місяців тому +4

    5:50 That looks absolutely ridiculous, how do some guys like that? I just don’t understand, as soon as the proportions look slightly wrong I’m out.

    • @amancalledjoe
      @amancalledjoe 10 місяців тому +3

      The most disgusting part of the bbl is that the fat tissue the doctor shoves in there isn't going to just reattach back to your body (despite it usually coming from the same woman who gets it, it's basically liposuction "recycling"). The fat eventually starts to rot after a couple weeks leading to a bunch of decomposed garbage under thier ass skin, having to be replaced constantly.

    • @InfamyOrDeath-__-
      @InfamyOrDeath-__- 10 місяців тому

      @@amancalledjoe Yea that’s disgusting, no idea why people do it & think it looks good.

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 10 місяців тому

      @@amancalledjoe That's not how that works but OK lol

  • @keithfilibeck2390
    @keithfilibeck2390 10 місяців тому

    Here's the non-lazy way out of the paper straw.. bring a metal reusable straw wherever you go.

  • @kenelt
    @kenelt 10 місяців тому

    those are some interesting specimens of humanity. if aliens get access to the internet they would bomb the planet.

  • @Speleomimus
    @Speleomimus 10 місяців тому

    6:15 taking bets on which one of those mishapen lumps (if any) are the knee

  • @NedJeffery
    @NedJeffery 10 місяців тому

    1:52 "you see those videos of turtles with straw up its nose". 1 viral video from 10 years ago! It's not like turtles are getting straws up their nose every day.

  • @romualdaskuzborskis
    @romualdaskuzborskis 10 місяців тому

    The metal face lady has trauma, there is no other way..

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 10 місяців тому

    That girl better stay away from magnets.

  • @HellbirdIV
    @HellbirdIV 10 місяців тому +1

    I think paper straws being awful and melty is probably another case of good ol' fashioned American Capitalismus, because here in Sweden all the fast food places replaced plastic straws with exactly the waxed paper straws you mentioned, and have always been using the waxed paper cups, and then removed the plastic lids on top of that. No effect on taste, perfectly useable - going green is viable, you just have to not be lazy/cheap about it lmao.

  • @uberwarlocker
    @uberwarlocker 10 місяців тому

    I remember hearing through the grape vine that plastic straws were banned immediately after a college student developed a plastic straw that would change colors, detecting rate dape drugs. 👀