+Dr. Disrespect While I understand it's joking, personally I think there are far worse directors out there than Bay. Like Paul W.S. Anderson for instance.
I know right, and have the devil be some old lady that gets killed off second, and is seen in front of working security cameras. But I'm sure that no one would be that stupid to even put that on paper! That would be absolutely fucking retarted...
Amazing! You just showed how somebody could make a worse version of this movie! The Devil will reward you! (And Shyamalan, for bringing so much evil to earth...)
Colt Mccoy I think a dude who used to be an angel, has a near nonexistant kill record compared to God, and punishes wrongdoers sounds like an interesting character for fiction. Plus, I'm being deliberately sacrilegious because I love messing with popular interpretations of history and scripture.
Also, in the chrisitan bible this :"evil" satan is just following god the whole time, and eventually his kill toll only adds up to a few people. God on the other hand? Ah, just a few MILLION. So much for our morals being based on these books.
Well mostly God destroyed the ones who followed satan's ways.....I think the devil kills people's spirits and souls....temptations, trials,all kinds of cunning tricks. I think he hyptonizes people in doing someone something that will destroy your entire life...ex Adam and Eve, David, Solomon, and many others...it's also quite interesting how he communicates with God in Job...they don't argue or anything....just getting on each other's skin
Adrine Mathu god would be a jerkoff if he thinks giving a species he created himself knowledge bad. The story of adumb and evil is basically just saying that decieving people is better than giving them thoughts and knowledge. Also, satan in the book is just god's follower, and he kills people based on his word....
Well it is a pretty flimsy fictional narrative. It would probably make more sense if Yahweh and Satan where in cahoots or treating people as a chess board game this would time This would however negate free will that Yahweh supposedly instilled in people.
Daringdosbiggestfan scp6.9-32 beta Lol, the problem is not the knowledge. The real shit is the fact, that humans broke ONLY ONE fucking rule the've ever had. Seriously, they had EVERYTHING, just ONE taboo - and they fucked it up. Good job, assholes.
Jack Frost Yeah, in a book written by humans. Are you an idiot? Its ALL FAKE. Also, a talking snake? a garden where everyyyything is just peeerfeeect? Shut up. That isnt even possible in your heaven.
Brendan Kress>Creates Eve from Adam's rib. >But has to rape St. Joseph's wife to impregnate her with an infant version of himself. >Stupid people murder each-other for millennia. >Shrek is Love, >Shrek is Life.
Distracted Globe Productions makes you wonder if Satan and Yahweh are the same character. Also is Yahweh the creator of good and evil so what is Satan's purpose?
Why did they kill a rattlesnake??? What do rattlesnakes have to do with making demon-making-infants? That rattlesnake ain't done shit to deserve that, it didn't sign up for this
***** Yes, it is doubtful the snake itself has any real allegiance to or even ever heard of the devil, leaving it to wonder why these crazy humans are killing it.
So Arnold saves the day by committing the single worst sin in Catholicism, the one sin that can never be forgiven, IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH. Nobody caught that during the entire process of creating this film?
Chandra Napier Good question! Catholicism is pretty strict on this one though...it's the one unforgivable sin. And based on the fact that the Vatican was trying to murder her to prevent the coming of Satan, I'm going to hazard a guess, and that guess is: Yes. He went to Hell. The savior of the universe is even now screaming in inconceivable agony.
hal900x But... The Vatican kept failing at that. Arnold ended up doing what several other men couldn't. O : He still did the world of God. ... Thinking way to far into this now XD
But wait. If the numbers are upside down and backwards it would have no meaning because it's originally in Greek χξϛ. But hey, let's assume John thought in Roman numerals, DCLXVI, I still can't do that upside down and backwards.
Satan, if he existed would be the suave lawyer type. A great dancer and an even better conversationalist. Not to mention not engaging in such crass uses of violence.
Wait, how come in his first body the Devil could survive getting shot, being blasted by grenades and getting run over by a train, but in Arnold's body, being stabbed is what does him in?
It's been forever since I've seen the film but I believe the sword was just to buy a little more time before the new year rang in lol. Man I forgot how ridiculous this movie was. The choir boy speech is the only good part of this movie haha
The numbers thing (666 is really 999) is still really stupid. John of the Book of Revelations wrote in Koine Greek, and therefore he used the Greek numbering system. In some manuscripts, the number reads like χξϛ. In others, it is written in long form like ἑξακόσιοι ἑξήκοντα ἕξ.
It's such good Arnold fun and I actually really enjoy Gabriel Byrne's devil. Especially his introduction in the restaurant lol!! Also I thought the action and plot were just fine. Especially when i was a kid. I loved and still have fun with this movie.
I enjoyed this movie, one of Arnold's humanized roles. I was 7 years old when I saw this in theatres, and when it Arnold almost gets beat to death in the rainy, dark alley it completely shocked & saddened me. Also come to think of it, Max Payne reminds me a bit of Schwarzenegger's character, a New York hard-boiled, depressed cop who's wife & child were murdered and wears a black jacket.
TFrills Do you not understand that at 2:13, there isn't supposed to be dialogue? Jesus Christ, dude. At least go to the time link before giving me attitude.
***** You can barely hear it. It might just be your imagination. Why the fuck would he dub that over the sound of an explosion? Wouldn't he have to do that on purpose?
Nobody has ever mentioned this....but at 2:14, if you listen closely, you'll hear him say "builds anger in the heart of men" during the explosion (it's kinda quiet), but then he says that exact line a few seconds after. Not sure if that's a editing mistake, but nobody in the years this video has been uploaded by NC has pointed this out lol
"I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas." For fuck's sake - this film is so lame and half-assed they can't even make names for their own character's without ripping off famous historical theologians. As you could probably tell, I'm not exactly a devout follower of the Church, but even they, and especially a undisputed genius like Aquinas, don't deserve this kind of pathetic humiliation...
***** I don't get it. How is he not a genius? His philosophy is still studied today and he has influenced so much of western philosophy. Will scholars study you 800 yrs from now?
With all these explosions you'd think the Devil was actually Michael Bay >_> Devil: This is not the last you will see of my explosions. Soon I will bring about you mortals something far more sinister...I will create a series of live-action Transformers movies starring Shia Lebeouf! Mwahahahaha!!!!
And you will know that I will grow more powerful with every sequel that keeps getting pushed out! And when my power is at its climax, I shall unleash my greatest weapon of all: a remake of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where the turtles are actually aliens!
Santa Christ gave Doug a Sega Genesis and the funny part where Doug was scared of Cats and Santa Christ shooting the cat. LOL xD I laugh so hard where said CAAAAT!!!
3:57 to 4:07 I laughed so hard I had a mini heart-attack. Well played, Doug. I may have done irreparable damage to my cardiovascular system, but at least I die a happy man.
Couple of things: That soprano voice at the beginning--the one that seems to be going, " _Na-nuuuu, naaaa-nuuuu_ " later reappeared in the "zombie mansion" levels of _Timesplitters Future Perfect_ . I wrote a review of this for my blog, _The Millennium Museum_, as the second-to-last Halloween entry. And I pretty much ran it through the wood-chipper!
Carter could have been better, but wasn't awful to warrent that. He at least as been a great EX president, one must give em that. Heck dare I say better than Obama or even Clinton?
The typical, cliché ranting youtuber who sucks at what he does but thinks his shit is better than Jesus Christ......constantly calling Every character in Every movie he reviews as "The typical *blank* character".....The NC reminds of a study about how the most incompetent people think they're amazing BECAUSE they're too incompetent to accurately judge their own abilities.
And yet he's the one with his own website, his own network of fellow reviewers, minor internet celebrity status, and gets paid to do this stuff. Pls he doesn't usually put his own stuff on UA-cam, rather other people do. Funny that.
So he has a lot of equipment, but he doesn't think he's the best, a man can hold a sword and swing it, but that doesn't birth a swordsman. He's not the best but he's okay.
I think you can just sum up this movie with the line, "Hasta la vista Rosemary's Baby"
Great one! Congraduations, sir or ma'am!
I GAHT NO STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN. TO MAKE ME FRET OR MAKE ME FROWN. I HAD STRINGS BUT NOW I'M FREE. DEH AH NO STRINGS ON MEEEEE!!!
***** Yes!
As it happens, I just got home from watching Age of Ultron and this is the first thing I watched with it being in my recommendations.
"So patiently I watch this town, no puppet strings can hold me down, soon abnormal shall be the norm, enjoy the calm before the storm."
***** I want to see Arnold and Ultron do a duet on it now.
johnhamilton08 That would be awesome
2:29 So basically the devil in this movie is Michael Bay, good to know
***** I thought Michael Bay WAS the devil.
+Dr. Disrespect There are better canidates for that. Such as Donald Trump.
+godzillavkk No no no, the Lord of Darkness has a modicum of intelligence
hemmingwayfan
Stupid kid, thinking a mere filmmaker is pure evil. You don't know what pure evil is.
+Dr. Disrespect While I understand it's joking, personally I think there are far worse directors out there than Bay. Like Paul W.S. Anderson for instance.
I just love NC's Arnold impression. YARGHGHAGHH
"Heart Burn!" Fitting joke after Arnold's Heart surgery, NC!
that joke rivals "cool party"
Anyone else think Dafoe would've been a great Satan?
+John Reinke III He actually played the Devil in a commercial a few years ago.
+John Reinke III Yes
I agree.
He was a good Jesus. Would be awesome for him to be the Devil as well XD
i do
This could have been worse. M. Night Shyamalan could have put the whole thing in a fucking elevator. Now THAT would have been a dumb movie.
I know right, and have the devil be some old lady that gets killed off second, and is seen in front of working security cameras. But I'm sure that no one would be that stupid to even put that on paper! That would be absolutely fucking retarted...
Amazing! You just showed how somebody could make a worse version of this movie! The Devil will reward you! (And Shyamalan, for bringing so much evil to earth...)
I just love when the footage of Arnold getting hit by an egg is shown. he literally didn't even feel it.
I know it's stupid, but I wish NC had done the Care Bears 2 review before this one, just so he could make a DAAARKHEAAAART joke at 16:08 .
Agreed!
I would of postponed my retirement I would of took in 2 years just to see it!
#Refrences
#Thatmadenosince
I fucking love Santa Christ.
+IndigoPhoenix21 We all love Santa Christ!
I LOVE BOX OF HO HO HO'S!
He does everything we expect, and he also does pancakes !
Just once I wanna see a movie where the devil is actually a pretty cool guy. Not a saint or anything but still cool.
I just wanna see a movie where the devil doesn't blow ass and look and sound lame.
Feels Man Exorcist?
I'll look into it!
You into anime? If you are, then you're looking for the show "The Devil is a Part Timer"
Colt Mccoy I think a dude who used to be an angel, has a near nonexistant kill record compared to God, and punishes wrongdoers sounds like an interesting character for fiction.
Plus, I'm being deliberately sacrilegious because I love messing with popular interpretations of history and scripture.
Could listen to the "cookie down" song all day!!!
Also, in the chrisitan bible this :"evil" satan is just following god the whole time, and eventually his kill toll only adds up to a few people. God on the other hand? Ah, just a few MILLION. So much for our morals being based on these books.
Well mostly God destroyed the ones who followed satan's ways.....I think the devil kills people's spirits and souls....temptations, trials,all kinds of cunning tricks. I think he hyptonizes people in doing someone something that will destroy your entire life...ex Adam and Eve, David, Solomon, and many others...it's also quite interesting how he communicates with God in Job...they don't argue or anything....just getting on each other's skin
Adrine Mathu god would be a jerkoff if he thinks giving a species he created himself knowledge bad. The story of adumb and evil is basically just saying that decieving people is better than giving them thoughts and knowledge. Also, satan in the book is just god's follower, and he kills people based on his word....
Well it is a pretty flimsy fictional narrative.
It would probably make more sense if Yahweh and Satan where in cahoots or treating people as a chess board game this would time
This would however negate free will that Yahweh supposedly instilled in people.
Daringdosbiggestfan scp6.9-32 beta Lol, the problem is not the knowledge. The real shit is the fact, that humans broke ONLY ONE fucking rule the've ever had. Seriously, they had EVERYTHING, just ONE taboo - and they fucked it up. Good job, assholes.
Jack Frost Yeah, in a book written by humans. Are you an idiot? Its ALL FAKE. Also, a talking snake? a garden where everyyyything is just peeerfeeect? Shut up. That isnt even possible in your heaven.
Me: YOU STUPID!
Nostalgia Critic: No I’m not!
Me: WHAT’S NINE TIMES 3?!
Nostalgia Critic: …21?
well to be fair satan is the one who is trying to fight an all powerful god, i dont think hes the brightest.
Not exactly "all powerful"--Yaweh was defeated by *iron-armoured chariots.*
He really is a pretty shite deity.
Distracted Globe Productions now that you think about it it also took him 7 days to create the universe
Brendan Kress>Creates Eve from Adam's rib.
>But has to rape St. Joseph's wife to impregnate her with an infant version of himself.
>Stupid people murder each-other for millennia.
>Shrek is Love,
>Shrek is Life.
Distracted Globe Productions makes you wonder if Satan and Yahweh are the same character.
Also is Yahweh the creator of good and evil so what is Satan's purpose?
Duane Locsin To be a scapegoat.
One would have thought before this movie that Arnie vs the Devil would be more like a better movie version of the Doom game than this.
This episode proved to me that I don't need to be good at math to be awesome and earn money.
Why did they kill a rattlesnake??? What do rattlesnakes have to do with making demon-making-infants?
That rattlesnake ain't done shit to deserve that, it didn't sign up for this
Snakes are used as the devil's personification usually.
+Tara Markov Just like eagles for Zeus and Peacocks for hera
Tara Markov
rattlesnake ain't sign up for this.
*****
Yes, it is doubtful the snake itself has any real allegiance to or even ever heard of the devil, leaving it to wonder why these crazy humans are killing it.
Cody Hines but this is about biblical folklore.
That impersonation while singing I've Got no Strings. That was the most amazing thing I have ever heard in my entire life.
"No one expects the Spanish inquisition" I lost it when that played
3:57 Arnold sums up Avengers Age of Ultron
It seems like God never does anything in theese movies. He allways needs somebody to fight for him.
So Arnold saves the day by committing the single worst sin in Catholicism, the one sin that can never be forgiven, IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH. Nobody caught that during the entire process of creating this film?
Chandra Napier Good question! Catholicism is pretty strict on this one though...it's the one unforgivable sin. And based on the fact that the Vatican was trying to murder her to prevent the coming of Satan, I'm going to hazard a guess, and that guess is: Yes. He went to Hell. The savior of the universe is even now screaming in inconceivable agony.
hal900x But... The Vatican kept failing at that. Arnold ended up doing what several other men couldn't. O : He still did the world of God. ... Thinking way to far into this now XD
Chandra Napier
oddly enough yes god is kinda a dick
darkdragonsoul99 Well, that sure sucks for poor Arnold. Maybe he and Satan can be friends in hell now that he apparently can't get back out.
Chandra Napier Nobody ever said God was fair. Barely forgiving. Certainly not loving.
16:30 The train is to fast to stop at that point. If the driver would've stopped, he still would've killed the guy.
NOWBODY SPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
But wait.
If the numbers are upside down and backwards it would have no meaning because it's originally in Greek χξϛ.
But hey, let's assume John thought in Roman numerals, DCLXVI, I still can't do that upside down and backwards.
NC's explanation of he devil makes more sense than this movie and is more entertaining
Also I feel like this is the Devil that should've been in Ghost Rider 2. At least HE knows how to use Devil powers.
4:09 Aah, so Arnold's Ultron? Hmm, a merciless robot bent on destruction..yeah, he has experience with that.
But the intro... and the way he says "very thankfully" ... it gets me literally every time
I know that he messed up with 9+9+9=21, but the joke was so funny that I don't care.
He did that on purpose for the joke I think.
I don't think so, he listed it in his "The Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups" which is the video that led me here.
What matters is... CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!
It's funny, years ago I read that 616 in fact is the real number of the beast...
Satan, if he existed would be the suave lawyer type. A great dancer and an even better conversationalist. Not to mention not engaging in such crass uses of violence.
yes you just described AL pacino in The Devil's Advocate too a tee , and he played the roll of the devil perfect .
Only a demon would know such information. Now we must sacrifice you to God and condemn you to hell.
Not a tax collector? Or a politician?
It's true. He's more of a conniving sceemer than he is a direct tackler.
"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" God, there are just so many great references in this video...
14:30- Oh shit, there goes OJ's Bronco.
"Good wins because bad(the devil) is dumb"
Well, he did go up against an omnipotent, omniscient, being. How smart was he really?
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisti-" *SLAM*
Damn i want that cookie rap D:
If you think it's weird hearing Arnold sing I've Got No Strings then you should hear Ultron
Ultron made it creepy.
Dennis Williams he didnt sing it, he just said the line
Wait, how come in his first body the Devil could survive getting shot, being blasted by grenades and getting run over by a train, but in Arnold's body, being stabbed is what does him in?
It's been forever since I've seen the film but I believe the sword was just to buy a little more time before the new year rang in lol. Man I forgot how ridiculous this movie was. The choir boy speech is the only good part of this movie haha
erttheking Because church.
The one holding the sword is micheal the archangel
+erttheking because its arch angel michael and michael is the one that kicks his ass in the bible
+erttheking That sword had a +5 Demon Slaying enchantment. What else did you expect from something in the hands of an angel?
The numbers thing (666 is really 999) is still really stupid. John of the Book of Revelations wrote in Koine Greek, and therefore he used the Greek numbering system. In some manuscripts, the number reads like χξϛ. In others, it is written in long form like ἑξακόσιοι ἑξήκοντα ἕξ.
This is one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies ever!!!! I love it!!
lol same here, I must admit, I love this movie
It's such good Arnold fun and I actually really enjoy Gabriel Byrne's devil. Especially his introduction in the restaurant lol!! Also I thought the action and plot were just fine. Especially when i was a kid. I loved and still have fun with this movie.
I enjoyed this movie, one of Arnold's humanized roles. I was 7 years old when I saw this in theatres, and when it Arnold almost gets beat to death in the rainy, dark alley it completely shocked & saddened me. Also come to think of it, Max Payne reminds me a bit of Schwarzenegger's character, a New York hard-boiled, depressed cop who's wife & child were murdered and wears a black jacket.
Tommy Cipriani not to
Mention the dark demonic elements around him, recently rewatched it and thought Max Payne too
Seriously nothing for when he calls the Devil a choir boy?
6:06 - 6:08 I love how he says cat while his mouth doesn't move.
Honestly, when I heard Arnold singing I've Got No Strings, I just fell back on my chair laughing like crazy!! Really hilarious!!
I thought at the end he was going to say Chuck Norris instead of Santa Christ
+Sail Boat Me too.
A-Chucka NorrISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Though it would be cool if they were combined!
+joyunicycle the ass-kicking santa Christ? that would be cool
also, we missed a good holy hand grenade reference here...
Thomas Aquinas? THOMAS AQUIN....?! ....I give up.
Instead of Santa Christ, I was expecting Chuck Norris, because he can possess the devil. lol
Anyone else hear Critic say "builds anger in the hearts of men" at 2:13? Some kind of audio error?
***** Yeah, it was audio distortion. He actually said "constructs malice in the cardiovascular systems of male hominids".
I heard that too
***** yea cause that's what he fucking said
TFrills Do you not understand that at 2:13, there isn't supposed to be dialogue? Jesus Christ, dude. At least go to the time link before giving me attitude.
***** You can barely hear it. It might just be your imagination. Why the fuck would he dub that over the sound of an explosion? Wouldn't he have to do that on purpose?
Robin Tunney breast shot is NEVER pointless.
is santachrist dougs brother?
Yeah his name is Rob Walker.
FaceUnreality
i know his name i was just wondering if it was him XD
What do you mean santachrist is real I believe in santachrist!!!
No dearkheart/carebears reference? I am dissapoint.
this came before that review i believe
chaoticwarrior12 ah, that explains it
The fiery piss gets me every time!
I'm a little surprised the Care Bears didn't pop up... With DAAAAARK HEEEEEEART
someone should do a decent remake of this movie. AND FAST! arnold wont last very long
Wow, Arnie gets owned by Professor Sprout. The world is a wonderful place.
That was Professor Sprout?! 😧
Ted Owen
Pretty darn sure.
+Jedi Marhwini Yep it is. Who would have thought a schoolteacher from Hogwarts was actually a Satanist
Me:you stupid
NC:no I'm not
Me:what's 9+9+9
NC:21
Just kidding I love the Nostalgia Critic and I like how he addresses his own flaws
The combination of the "AGH HEARTBURN" and the "you shall not pass" made me piss myself xD
Nobody has ever mentioned this....but at 2:14, if you listen closely, you'll hear him say "builds anger in the heart of men" during the explosion (it's kinda quiet), but then he says that exact line a few seconds after. Not sure if that's a editing mistake, but nobody in the years this video has been uploaded by NC has pointed this out lol
"I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas."
For fuck's sake - this film is so lame and half-assed they can't even make names for their own character's without ripping off famous historical theologians. As you could probably tell, I'm not exactly a devout follower of the Church, but even they, and especially a undisputed genius like Aquinas, don't deserve this kind of pathetic humiliation...
:/
***** ...Yea. It is.
...
Cool.
***** I don't get it. How is he not a genius? His philosophy is still studied today and he has influenced so much of western philosophy. Will scholars study you 800 yrs from now?
With all these explosions you'd think the Devil was actually Michael Bay >_>
Devil: This is not the last you will see of my explosions. Soon I will bring about you mortals something far more sinister...I will create a series of live-action Transformers movies starring Shia Lebeouf! Mwahahahaha!!!!
And you will know that I will grow more powerful with every sequel that keeps getting pushed out!
And when my power is at its climax, I shall unleash my greatest weapon of all: a remake of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where the turtles are actually aliens!
Cats aren't scary?! Just ask Dean Winchester.
Jadin Rosh Wow, cats are almost as scary as anybody who still supports Supernatural.
Why is it so badass when someone grabs a bunch of guns and gear in a movie? The sounds are really soothing, yet badass.
The cat actually did make me jump, haha.
Praise Santa Christ for Santa Christ!! :D
666 is Nero
I learned that from Numberphile!
P.S. 666 is Neron
616 is Nero
619 Is Rey Mysterio
Critic made the original 21 joke.
I just realized that.
Santa Christ gave Doug a Sega Genesis and the funny part where Doug was scared of Cats and Santa Christ shooting the cat. LOL xD I laugh so hard where said CAAAAT!!!
3:57 to 4:07
I laughed so hard I had a mini heart-attack. Well played, Doug. I may have done irreparable damage to my cardiovascular system, but at least I die a happy man.
Three nines make 27,
Yeah. Critic did note this mistake in one of his Top 11 videos.
Plus, by that subtracting a number logic, you wouldn't get Cat, you'd get...CAZ!
12:47 nc is good at math
do why didn't the devil take over the world in 999
Because there were no Fundies to predict that he would :)
Cringe Gamer Because they missed the deadline when creating this movie by a thousand years and said "fuck it".
Now the Critic is back, thumbs up for him bringing Swcharzenneger Month back!!
The Alice in Wonderland part had me in stitches.
CAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!
The number of the beast was 616... Not 666...
Doug does know that 9+9+9 is 27, right?
I don't care; the joke is still awesome. 😹
The It's okay it's the Devil joke and the Heartburn joke were the funniest parts of this review. They were funny as Hell.
9:25 - all that scene was missing was the March Hare saying, "There's only one way to stop a mad watch!" - and then the gun shooting.
AAHHHHHH HEART BUUUUURN!!! LMFAO i cant XD
GANDOLF > GOD
***** Fakin nerd u mast put kapa efter dat or else u nerd
***** Skrubb u so bed Kappa
***** I'm joking bro, Kappa means sarcasm... Ever been on Twitch?
***** Well a Maia anyway. xD
***** Well a Maia anyway. xD
That cat joke got super annoying...
Couple of things:
That soprano voice at the beginning--the one that seems to be going, " _Na-nuuuu, naaaa-nuuuu_ " later reappeared in the "zombie mansion" levels of _Timesplitters Future Perfect_ .
I wrote a review of this for my blog, _The Millennium Museum_, as the second-to-last Halloween entry. And I pretty much ran it through the wood-chipper!
I don't know whether to laugh at this or just throw my computer out the window.
The carter years?
Carter could have been better, but wasn't awful to warrent that. He at least as been a great EX president, one must give em that. Heck dare I say better than Obama or even Clinton?
Mathew Clemence Did you just reply to yourself?
Japan-Cat Tama Yeah, its like I made the comment,then thought about it, then replied as a follow up. It's just a thing.
Mathew Clemence I thought Google+ added an edit comment feature.
Japan-Cat Tama didn't fig that out then, I know how now thank you or doomo ;)
CAAAAAT!!!
Critic your math is a little off
9:13 I can't get enough of that joke. Love the use of Alice in wonderland
if you listen at 2:13 you can hear doug practicing his line!
Mel Gibson's house hahahahahahahahahaha
exploding cheeseball XD
The typical, cliché ranting youtuber who sucks at what he does but thinks his shit is better than Jesus Christ......constantly calling Every character in Every movie he reviews as "The typical *blank* character".....The NC reminds of a study about how the most incompetent people think they're amazing BECAUSE they're too incompetent to accurately judge their own abilities.
When did he ever say or imply that he thinks that? Also, how is he incompetent?
And yet he's the one with his own website, his own network of fellow reviewers, minor internet celebrity status, and gets paid to do this stuff. Pls he doesn't usually put his own stuff on UA-cam, rather other people do. Funny that.
So he has a lot of equipment, but he doesn't think he's the best, a man can hold a sword and swing it, but that doesn't birth a swordsman. He's not the best but he's okay.
He's been doing this for a looooong time, now. Most others are the cliche.
I want a 10 hour remix of "put that cookie down"
I've spent days watching NC videos. Thank you for wasting my life. I really do mean that.
3:28 It looks like Arnold didn't even feel that. He doesn't even acknowledge it happened. He just keeps walking and shaking hands.
In that sex scene between Christine and Gabriel Burn, am I the only one who noticed FIVE legs sticking out from under the covers?
Who else spat out their drink and/or intestines at the "Arnold Schwarzenegger puppet show" part?
"Who crucified the patient?....Maaaark? >:c"
I love it when he says "get this"
9:58 "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH IN---"