Viewers Sent Me Their "Hear Me Out" Characters

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  • @khanlusa
    @khanlusa  Місяць тому +1776

    Y'all are offering so many more suggestions that I will eventually do another. Eventually.

    • @0uttaS1TE
      @0uttaS1TE Місяць тому +11

      WOO!

    • @adhyperdad3027
      @adhyperdad3027 Місяць тому

      Ah the joys of touching anything near humanity's rule 34.....endless options for utter filth

    • @englishtwister
      @englishtwister Місяць тому +12

      We would love to see part 2.

    • @polaknasieci1331
      @polaknasieci1331 Місяць тому +32

      YIPPIE!
      My personal ""Hear me out's", if you please (in no particular order):
      -The Silent Orchestra (Lobotomy Corporation)
      -Cancer Cell (Cells at Work)
      -Porccubus (Lobotomy Corporation)
      -The Boiled One
      -Coilhead (Lethal Company)
      -Colin the Computer (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
      -Dante (Limbus Company)
      -Adult Maneater (Lethal Company)
      -Auglur (My Singing Monsters)
      -얀샋ㄷ요무/Distorted Yan Vismok (Library of Ruina)
      -Garn47 (Garn47)
      -The Imposter From Among Us (Among Us)
      -Der Freischütz (Lobotomy Corporation)

    • @khanlusa
      @khanlusa  Місяць тому +70

      @@polaknasieci1331 No judgement, I'm just letting you know that reading "The Boiled One" in this context gave me a visceral reaction, well done 😭😭

  • @Godaronful
    @Godaronful Місяць тому +9396

    People will say "hear me out" then post the most conventionally attractive characters in the galaxy.

    • @Godaronful
      @Godaronful Місяць тому +301

      Admittedly I am also guilty of this becasue my hear me out is Nexus Prince Shaffar from WoW:TBC

    • @Wormy_fren
      @Wormy_fren Місяць тому +150

      To be fair... My hear me outs are usually astartes... And usually Argel Tal or Phosis T'kar both of who turned into horrifying monsters.... And also child soldiers.

    • @wyvernharries4788
      @wyvernharries4788 Місяць тому +56

      Half of us don't know what we're doing. But we're tryin :/

    • @bunnylovingbastard
      @bunnylovingbastard Місяць тому

      My friend once tried to "hear me out" with the Queen of Blades 🤣 like bro ... That's just a hot chick with chitin armour.

    • @LucasCarter2
      @LucasCarter2 Місяць тому +14

      @@Godaronful Ok hear me out, liara.

  • @thinman25
    @thinman25 Місяць тому +4823

    So many of these can be described as, "No, you don't want this character, you want what R34 artists have made of this character."

    • @sebastianbronowicki7073
      @sebastianbronowicki7073 Місяць тому +515

      You underestimate the kinds of people out there on the internet.

    • @Ibaven-theonly
      @Ibaven-theonly Місяць тому +65

      Real 💀

    • @Waow20
      @Waow20 Місяць тому

      I know! I get excited when someone says they would fuck a Deathclaw, and then they show me a Deathclaw with big tits :/

    • @deividrodrigues8819
      @deividrodrigues8819 Місяць тому +58

      And i Tell them YES

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive Місяць тому +33

      Not enough R34.

  • @ivansmirnoff6987
    @ivansmirnoff6987 Місяць тому +1034

    Dudes will post 'hear me out' characters that are 7/10 women with horns or something.
    Women will post 'hear me out' and it's one of the monsters from The Thing.

    • @Zeeboq
      @Zeeboq Місяць тому +58

      @@ivansmirnoff6987 This is obviously based on stereotypes, but it has me curious about how it fits with the gender norms of sexual expression.
      Even today, women are typically encouraged to suppress their sexuality in favor of a “modest” and “pure” image.
      I’d dare suggest the most culturally normative type of sexual attraction is that of straight men.

    • @dietmilkk
      @dietmilkk Місяць тому +70

      @@Zeeboq look man ive seen what women on reddit are like… the commenter is 100% right

    • @Zeeboq
      @Zeeboq Місяць тому +10

      @@dietmilkk I wasn’t trying to debunk anything

    • @NerdStuffing
      @NerdStuffing Місяць тому

      ​@@dietmilkkI mean in my personal experience men and women are equally horny for the bizarre and profane.

    • @doonrat9409
      @doonrat9409 29 днів тому +11

      Clearly around the wrong dudes

  • @scrollkeeper5272
    @scrollkeeper5272 Місяць тому +2723

    Tier 1 is absolutely disappointing. Like I sm sorry, but thirsting for a hot elf twink does not make you a monster fucker. Though Sangheili thirsting does imo.

    • @Crimm
      @Crimm Місяць тому +251

      yes, that is the point of Tier 1 :)

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Місяць тому

      Wanting to fuck a literal devil and murderous robots is a bit questionable, no matter how attractive they are.

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Місяць тому +63

      wanting to bang a literal devil and murderous robots is definitely questionable, no matter how hot they are.

    • @TimeskipCronos
      @TimeskipCronos Місяць тому +23

      eeeehhhhhh debatable? Like, don't get me wrong it's not the same kind as... the rest, but like it is technically monster fucking as it's a non human.

    • @CaramelOnFire
      @CaramelOnFire Місяць тому +29

      I find something to be a monster if it has more beast attributes than human attributes, yet still having the major point of humanoid anatomy (and consent of course)
      Thats just my opinion on what monsters should be fuckable

  • @yeedog6145
    @yeedog6145 Місяць тому +2171

    There is one more tier I believe has been left forgotten, or purposely neglected.
    It’s the “Go to prison” tier.

    • @kaibaiarrio1299
      @kaibaiarrio1299 Місяць тому +221

      Thats the tier i would HOPE would be left out, because some peoples "hear me out" is just a sex crime

    • @WisdomNaps
      @WisdomNaps Місяць тому +19

      Jesus Christ

    • @uhhno841
      @uhhno841 Місяць тому +40

      *coughcough anything FNAF*

    • @CaptainLuffyStrawHat
      @CaptainLuffyStrawHat Місяць тому

      @@yeedog6145 13:11

    • @hereiam87
      @hereiam87 Місяць тому +4

      1 right before that being “moral gray area” still should go to jail just to be safe

  • @LeoPantas-r4s
    @LeoPantas-r4s Місяць тому +227

    10:05 “Glados from Portal 2… when she’s a potato” made me choke on my own spit

    • @TobyPieterse
      @TobyPieterse 23 дні тому

      ... also my one

    • @LeoPantas-r4s
      @LeoPantas-r4s 23 дні тому

      @@TobyPieterseyou would fuck a potato if it degraded you???

  • @ThePandoraGuy
    @ThePandoraGuy Місяць тому +4478

    Please don't let there be a Vaporeon, please don't let there be a Vaporeon, please don't let there be a Vaporeon.
    EDIT: Im proud of you guys.

    • @anotherbacklog
      @anotherbacklog Місяць тому +260

      Vaporeon probably doesn’t count as hear me out

    • @ThePandoraGuy
      @ThePandoraGuy Місяць тому +156

      @@anotherbacklog I hope so. My trust in human decency is but a thin veil.

    • @ПётрПаршиков-ц3ж
      @ПётрПаршиков-ц3ж Місяць тому +103

      @@ThePandoraGuy Decency is a social construct. Reject modernity, embrace you primal urges

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Місяць тому +104

      @@ПётрПаршиков-ц3ж No. Decency is what keeps everything going. Primal urges are to be kept down and liberated only when appropiate or necessary (for example, doing tier 3 and above).

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat Місяць тому

      ​​@@ПётрПаршиков-ц3ж "Embrace your primal urges" is how you end up broke and behind bars.

  • @aslandus
    @aslandus Місяць тому +2041

    The idea that the Dancer of the Boreal Valley is a harder sell than half the humanoid monsters that came earlier on the list amuses me. Apparently some people just can't appreciate the benefits of a 30-foot tall bellydancer with enough flexibility to maintain solid eye contact with someone standing behind her.

    • @blizzardgaming7070
      @blizzardgaming7070 Місяць тому +221

      Mentioning standing behind her, thats a dump truck.

    • @a1z158
      @a1z158 Місяць тому +140

      It’s cause she’s a sludge covered skeleton under that armor, and said armor has become her new skin

    • @arbikiuszelemelek3347
      @arbikiuszelemelek3347 Місяць тому +135

      @@a1z158 I mean we are already kind of flesh covered skeletons so its close enough

    • @a1z158
      @a1z158 Місяць тому +50

      @@arbikiuszelemelek3347 yeah, but not corpse sludge covered skeletons. Trust me, that shit stinks bad

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch Місяць тому +25

      ​@a1z158, and that still wouldn't stop some people...

  • @jdsmith8282
    @jdsmith8282 Місяць тому +357

    How the hell did the nurses make it on here but Pyramid Head didn’t?

    • @xyredits320
      @xyredits320 Місяць тому +3

      @@jdsmith8282 that's what i said lmao

    • @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e
      @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e Місяць тому +18

      I honestly was surprised there weren’t other horror movie characters 😂

    • @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer
      @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer Місяць тому +2

      @@jdsmith8282Some people aren't brave enough, but I am 🥴

    • @rand0mtopg62
      @rand0mtopg62 24 дні тому +1

      @@HorrorEnthusiast-g1e how as there no samara???

    • @chsi5420
      @chsi5420 23 дні тому +3

      Pyramid head is just a dude with a pyramid on his head.

  • @LeoFieTv
    @LeoFieTv Місяць тому +3104

    I think the real question here is why designers feel the need to add conventionally sexy features to monsters.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Місяць тому +659

      I think there’s a pretty straightforward answer to be found.

    • @unclesam5230
      @unclesam5230 Місяць тому +483

      Evil is a seductive force, that’s why it’s so charged

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish Місяць тому

      Easy, person see big booba or big banana and they click

    • @scrollkeeper5272
      @scrollkeeper5272 Місяць тому +221

      Imo, humans like comprehending shit. And the easiest way for us to start comprehension of another entity is physical appeal.

    • @Aberinkula9
      @Aberinkula9 Місяць тому +70

      I'm not complaining...

  • @mattaffenit9898
    @mattaffenit9898 Місяць тому +676

    I genuinely laughed out loud when you brought up Iron Bull.
    He's literally just a big dude with horns.

    • @sebastianbronowicki7073
      @sebastianbronowicki7073 Місяць тому +36

      No kidding, guy's just a (literally) horny himbo that's secretly smart.

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Місяць тому +11

      @@sebastianbronowicki7073
      Pretty much, yeah.
      I wouldn't say I get it, but that at least makes sense to me that people would go for that. He is literally just a big guy. With horns. Physiologically he's basically human.

  • @donkeymfkong
    @donkeymfkong Місяць тому +54

    "I just want a woman that will actually just kill me"

    • @holynder3181
      @holynder3181 22 дні тому

      Seriously, anyone who chooses these types of characters is either mentally unwell or just wants the R34'd version, not the plain vanilla character.

  • @MazzaAzi
    @MazzaAzi Місяць тому +1083

    So the winner was the final boss of necrophilia? Understandable.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch Місяць тому +50

      Wouldn't that technically be a Brethren Moon from Dead Space since the Gravemind from Halo 2 isn't even the final form of the Flood?

    • @d3vitron779
      @d3vitron779 Місяць тому +10

      The night mother.

    • @guardian0151
      @guardian0151 Місяць тому +34

      @26th_Primarch Technically not its final form, but most people that don't know the deep lore wouldn't know that. Either way, it's literally all made of corpses, and has the collective knowledge and intelligence of said corpses... having said that, I'm pretty sure it would know EXACTLY what to do if you asked it for certain "favors"

    • @martinnavarrete5279
      @martinnavarrete5279 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@26th_Primarch if they knew of the planetary graveminds they would go crazy because of the sheer number of tentacles involved (that and the biological version of the logic plague turning them crazy without any contact being neccessary)

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Місяць тому +3

      @@26th_Primarch
      You know someone would.
      You know they exist.

  • @fetusdeletus9266
    @fetusdeletus9266 Місяць тому +1022

    The “hear me out” meme is just teratophillia hitting the mainstream

    • @khanlusa
      @khanlusa  Місяць тому +402

      The further along you get it does start to just turn into straight up monsterfucking lol

    • @betoneiracromadarebaixada8187
      @betoneiracromadarebaixada8187 Місяць тому +95

      wait this had a name this whole time

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 Місяць тому +26

      Ngl a favorite tag of mine

    • @ForestX77
      @ForestX77 Місяць тому

      The fukk is a teratophile?
      *googles*
      Wait….. there is a actual name for monster girls?

    • @Cosmic_407
      @Cosmic_407 Місяць тому +13

      @@ricecooker7037 watch your back

  • @andromededp5316
    @andromededp5316 Місяць тому +131

    I tried to have people share "hear me outs" on a discord server I'm in but they argued that attraction to any character that wasn’t human was unredeemably immoral :(

    • @NaturedSwisha
      @NaturedSwisha Місяць тому +31

      Womp womp to them, I would have enjoyed a question like that me personally

    • @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e
      @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e Місяць тому +27

      Find new people these ones clearly did not understand the assignment

    • @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e
      @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e Місяць тому +10

      Or just do that thing where you have a second friend group lol

    • @Sparkplug-l6d
      @Sparkplug-l6d Місяць тому +1

      They can’t take curie(both versions) from me!!!!!

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 Місяць тому +19

      I hate people who can't separate fiction from reality. This is just one of many ways that manifests.

  • @m.i.g.2023
    @m.i.g.2023 Місяць тому +617

    It's SO ironic when people do "hear me out" on Twins from Atomic Heart

    • @nothing-of5yc
      @nothing-of5yc Місяць тому +1

      I think it is because they are robots
      Or the meme.

    • @sinedddmk8996
      @sinedddmk8996 Місяць тому +13

      @@m.i.g.2023 Could you please tell why it would be ironic? I sm not familiar with the work, but I am intreiged.

    • @Palakarava
      @Palakarava Місяць тому +141

      @@sinedddmk8996 "Ironic" might not not be the best way to put it, but regardless, the Twins were intentionally designed to have sex appeal, therefore no need to "hear me out", given their straightforward nature.

    • @m.i.g.2023
      @m.i.g.2023 Місяць тому +56

      @@sinedddmk8996 the Twins are basically military-grade robot ballerinas, and in the lore, those ballerinas became very popular in terms of, well... "Intercourse"

    • @linkeragon7885
      @linkeragon7885 Місяць тому +14

      particularly when there from the same game as a literal flirtatious fridge

  • @sadmanontherun
    @sadmanontherun Місяць тому +822

    Godzilla is absent from here and so is optimus prime

    • @Crimm
      @Crimm Місяць тому +101

      shoulda suggested it when the call was put out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Місяць тому +35

      At least the one Kaiju on here is more practical. Don't get dropped by the vast indifference striding over the landscape.
      Oh and maybe the Bloodborne bosses count?as kaiju?

    • @Foreseer117
      @Foreseer117 Місяць тому +45

      As the guy who submitted Biollante, I'm just happy she made Tier 5.

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune Місяць тому +5

      I'd put 'em in tiers 4 & 2 respectively.

    • @moonblast1647
      @moonblast1647 Місяць тому

      Godzilla is just beastiality at that point

  • @C-Tech1231
    @C-Tech1231 Місяць тому +57

    The lack of springtrap disturbs me.

  • @Scott-od1xg
    @Scott-od1xg Місяць тому +674

    " chased down and railed by feral werewolf". So my headpgones just died and that got played out loud at work. Fing pricless lmao

    • @Aayuuush721
      @Aayuuush721 Місяць тому +97

      If you’re headphones don’t automatically pause the vid when they die honestly that was divine intervention

    • @lorddeez1385
      @lorddeez1385 Місяць тому +5

      F

    • @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e
      @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e Місяць тому +21

      Headphones really just said F you 🤣

    • @jackcausey1449
      @jackcausey1449 Місяць тому +12

      FBI: don’t lie we’ve seen your browser history

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Місяць тому +1

      Oh no

  • @thebassistsoldier
    @thebassistsoldier Місяць тому +1268

    When I saw female elites in the "basic" tier I'll admit I was a touch confused before the point was made that they were modded to have big bazongas, which yeah ok I guess it makes sense. Still, not the sangheili model that lit my monsterlover spark. Arbiter my beloved 💜

    • @Monderoth
      @Monderoth Місяць тому +56

      Mhmm!! The Arbiter the most handsome man in the galaxy, and nobody can convince me otherwise!

    • @thomasjoychild4962
      @thomasjoychild4962 Місяць тому +37

      Keith David has a gorgeous voice.

    • @KommanderKratom
      @KommanderKratom Місяць тому +16

      I honestly can’t understand this list, putting post transform vicar Amelia, deathclaws,(both just anthropomorphic furries) and xenomorphs(literally designed to be sexy in some way) so high up is insane, none of those are a hear me out

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Місяць тому +10

      For a second there I understood the Arbiter was female and was confused but ready to jump into the bandwagon. Arbiter is a great character but I am strictly into vajayjay.

    • @Jose_Doe
      @Jose_Doe Місяць тому

      ​@@KommanderKratomyou don't think those are hear me outs? Dawg I can get away with telling my dad I want to smash liara, it gets hard to say the same for xenomorph or death claws

  • @lunaslove477
    @lunaslove477 Місяць тому +12

    yeahhhh... im going to implore you to make a part two of this. 🤣🤣
    This was funny to hear and interesting for an inexplicable reason, Your commentary and constant sudden switching from casual chill DM demeanor to "your a fu***** ***** you little *****" was endlessly funny!

  • @uningenious
    @uningenious Місяць тому +373

    The differing layers really gives me "how fake 'monster fuckers' when real monster fuckers come at them" vibes LMAO, especially 1 vs stuff like 3 - 4

  • @joshuahendricks9558
    @joshuahendricks9558 Місяць тому +708

    Who said Tyranid?
    Please report to the inquisition for... Evaluation.

    • @edgieststalker8141
      @edgieststalker8141 Місяць тому +50

      Evaluation via indiscriminate flamer usage...

    • @greener7580
      @greener7580 Місяць тому +28

      It would not surprise me if most of them chose the lictor

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou Місяць тому +11

      @@greener7580 Either Lictors, Hive Lords, or Genestealers.

    • @Tommy-5684
      @Tommy-5684 Місяць тому +11

      a member of the cult of the four armed emperor no doubt

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Місяць тому +9

      There are some...interesting art of certain tyranid xenotypes evolving to have...alternate methods to harvest biomass...

  • @Bread.Offender
    @Bread.Offender Місяць тому +33

    8:41 I did NOT want to hear this sentence ever spoken by a human. EVER.

  • @reidcunningham5906
    @reidcunningham5906 Місяць тому +243

    My mom used to have a crush on Optimus Prime as a kid. That might be a good "hear me out."

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 Місяць тому +49

      Looks don't matter when the personality is flawless. Also the voice.

    • @JustSomeGuyThatAnimates
      @JustSomeGuyThatAnimates Місяць тому +19

      @@reidcunningham5906 Tbh, this is probably closer to a tier 2

    • @hoof6233
      @hoof6233 Місяць тому +3

      @reidcunningham5906 its on my hear me out list too

    • @emryscaster7332
      @emryscaster7332 Місяць тому +17

      Transformers Prime had both a joke about Jake’s mom finding Optimus hot, and a decepticon who was specifically designed to be hot (his name, fittingly, is Knock Out) and gave starscream stiletto high heels. Idk what my point here is but.. yeah.

    • @ikickchildren4fun
      @ikickchildren4fun 26 днів тому

      Makes sense. Optimus is a DILF

  • @nCmixam
    @nCmixam Місяць тому +1035

    I mean, considering that Giger created the xenomorphs, it becomes less wierd that people find them attractive.

    • @irregularassassin6380
      @irregularassassin6380 Місяць тому +166

      It's genuinely baked in, man.

    • @Shinesart
      @Shinesart Місяць тому

      I mean it's literally a penis for head and vegina for face hugger soooo.

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Місяць тому

      Yeah, surprised Khan didn't mention that, they were purposefully made to represent three things: xenophobia (fear of what's alien and unknown), the sensuality of latex and leather over a sexy woman (as was envisioned back then: hourglass figure, thick thighs and waist...) and male-on-male S. Assault (really, go check it out, I'm not making that up)

    • @jonathanoriley8260
      @jonathanoriley8260 Місяць тому +21

      Genuine curiosity: What about the Xenomorph being made by Giger specifically allows it to make sense?

    • @Shinesart
      @Shinesart Місяць тому +126

      @jonathanoriley8260 My comment got deleted but basically the head of xenomorph is base on male sexual organ and face hugger is female organ. If you look at a lot of Gigar work and documentaries, you can see how he thinks.

  • @Pocket340
    @Pocket340 Місяць тому +17

    My personal "hear me out"s (specifically from Rain World)
    The Rot: tentacles, squishy noises and actively trying to consume me, yes please.
    The Echos: they are so understanding and also I want to give them a reason to stay longer
    The iterators: giant box made of biomechanical metal, filled to the brim with neutron flies, inspectors and also the puppet.

    • @Bulbmin_Enjoyer
      @Bulbmin_Enjoyer 22 дні тому +4

      The Rot is definitely a massive "hear me out" type pick.
      I applaud you for your honesty.
      I totally get the iterators though.
      I'm taking that robussy any day. 😔✊

  • @ajjo_art
    @ajjo_art Місяць тому +262

    i like more the lore acurate female sangheili from halo...

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro Місяць тому +35

      @@ajjo_art Shout out to all my "On_Model" tag homies, regardless of your freaky pick, you guys are the REAL ones 😏👉

    • @supersaiyandiclonius3056
      @supersaiyandiclonius3056 Місяць тому

      @@ajjo_art Han from The Duel.

    • @ajjo_art
      @ajjo_art Місяць тому

      @@supersaiyandiclonius3056 no. that not

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 Місяць тому

      @@sasaki999pro xD

    • @L.o.c.u.s.t
      @L.o.c.u.s.t Місяць тому

      Same.

  • @40KTheories
    @40KTheories Місяць тому +731

    12:05 Not to be "that guy" but Drycha is from Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, not 40K. Aside from that, this video made me laugh so good job ^^

    • @KiwiTheIguana
      @KiwiTheIguana Місяць тому

      Fancy seeing you here, but I see your 🤓and raise you yet another because technically she is from Warhammer Fantasy. Though, yeah, the form shown is her AoS one which has ghost titties rather than wooden ones.

    • @strigoi_guhlqueen8355
      @strigoi_guhlqueen8355 Місяць тому +45

      @@40KTheories 🤣🤣🤣 im such a nerd I thought the same thing.
      But Drycha is just 😏😏😏

    • @izzistein8332
      @izzistein8332 Місяць тому +38

      She’s also from WFB (yes I am that pedantic, shhh…)

    • @khanlusa
      @khanlusa  Місяць тому +158

      Sorry, I'm really not familiar with all the different eras but thank you for the correction 😅😅

    • @ragemonster4277
      @ragemonster4277 Місяць тому +7

      @@40KTheories was exactly about to say that too 🧐

  • @specterclass
    @specterclass Місяць тому +23

    0:45 nah I 100% respect those who'd wanna smash Berry, I mean, he has the highest form of game "ya like jazz?" he's the goat🗣🗣🗣

  • @stephensteel5195
    @stephensteel5195 Місяць тому +292

    People of XCOM nodding in the distance, thinking about Vipers...

    • @margotpreston
      @margotpreston Місяць тому +36

      Please do not ever call me out like ever again.

    • @sebastianbronowicki7073
      @sebastianbronowicki7073 Місяць тому +12

      Worry more about those who are into chryssalids.

    • @marneus90
      @marneus90 Місяць тому

      Snitties tho....

    • @Gmann2021
      @Gmann2021 Місяць тому +50

      fun fact: viper str*p clubs are "canon" (chimera squad lore)

    • @iceandFire-it1bd
      @iceandFire-it1bd Місяць тому +6

      @@Gmann2021 FR????

  • @Squeb
    @Squeb Місяць тому +288

    Bro I saw the chicken pop up at 2:04 and thought “this boutta get interesting huh”

    • @lorddumb21
      @lorddumb21 Місяць тому +11

      @@Squeb Peace was never an option

    • @lorddumb21
      @lorddumb21 Місяць тому +10

      Peace was never an option

    • @Abe-1201
      @Abe-1201 Місяць тому +4

      @@lorddumb21 Peace was never an option

    • @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e
      @HorrorEnthusiast-g1e Місяць тому +4

      @@Abe-1201 Peace was never an option

    • @Abe-1201
      @Abe-1201 Місяць тому +3

      @@HorrorEnthusiast-g1e Peace was never an option

  • @NeoEvanA.R.T
    @NeoEvanA.R.T Місяць тому +7

    12:53 xenomorph are peak.

  • @somniworld8104
    @somniworld8104 Місяць тому +419

    A cool part about Evolve's Wraith is that it's doing the whole monster shtick to save it's own dimension : The generators used by humanity set off what is essentially nukes in the monsters' birthplace.
    Not only are you being murderfricked by a spooky bloodthirsty monster, but said monster also a badass ecologist.
    P.S. : the tyranid you chose is a "Hive Tyrant", basically a mix of a Zerg Overlord and Brood Queen. Thus, you chose a perfectly good depiction.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Місяць тому +28

      "That's _colonel_ blender-of-blades to you, maggot!"
      Get it, 'cuz he's in charge...
      In charge of maggots.
      ...seriously the Tyranids's habit to turn at least some of their command nodes into formidable warriors is a _great_ excuse for the 'Rank equals power' thing Warhammer (and most fantasy) has going.

    • @Alexander59059
      @Alexander59059 Місяць тому +4

      ⁠@@JoshSweetvale
      It does make sense, you want your commanders to be able to defend themselves.
      Though if I was the hive mind I wouldn’t go so hard on melee, being danger close isn’t the best for survivability

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia Місяць тому +5

      Ngl hearing that it’s basically an ecologist instantly increased its attractiveness by like 50%

    • @telefeeb1
      @telefeeb1 Місяць тому +1

      @@Alexander59059 I suppose that the principle is “if a threat has made it that close then the time for deterrence has passed”

  • @zcgamerandreacts2762
    @zcgamerandreacts2762 Місяць тому +276

    I saw some people thirsting over AM.
    The giant monolith fueled by it's HATRED for humanity. Like you can not fix the giant angry computer. *HE'S GOING TO BREAK YOU.*

    • @0uttaS1TE
      @0uttaS1TE Місяць тому +65

      WHAT IF I WANT TO BE BROKEN, HUH!?

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 Місяць тому +46

      @@0uttaS1TE Do you want AM inside your head? Do you know what he did to THE FIVE HUMANS?

    • @0uttaS1TE
      @0uttaS1TE Місяць тому +61

      @@zcgamerandreacts2762 I'm built different.

    • @budpalguy
      @budpalguy Місяць тому +28

      He's going to break me, you say? 😏

    • @AngelCat748
      @AngelCat748 Місяць тому +31

      @@zcgamerandreacts2762 you underestimate the depravity of humanity.

  • @genericname108
    @genericname108 Місяць тому +8

    When I was younger I remember Ghirahim being behind my “huh, I’m definitely not straight” moment
    And for that I will always love him even more.

  • @tramkar
    @tramkar Місяць тому +184

    I do enjoy having my cup of morning coffee and watching the interesting ideas of people have for getting railed in unimaginable ways.

  • @fiddlestickjones
    @fiddlestickjones Місяць тому +173

    The reason the tryanids pictures were so different is that in lore they end up stealkng the genetic makeup of whom they kill, so eventually tryanids that fight in two seperate planets will start to look different

    • @oroshithegodeater2590
      @oroshithegodeater2590 Місяць тому

      Now i want to read a fanfic whit Tryanids and Aragamis [the main monters in God Eater] crossed
      Aragamis are basicly the same exept they are not stopping at Biomass, they WILL eat anything they come into contact with and evolve from it including but not limited to: People, Ammored vehicles, Weapons, Radiation[apparently?], Buildings and If the anime is anything to go by a Fusion generator blowing up

  • @bloop6111
    @bloop6111 Місяць тому +11

    I kept waiting for the Sphinx from Dragons Dogma 2. The ways she strikes genuine terror with that smile/head tilt thing, but also gently praises you for correct answers. Goodness gracious golly gee

  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque4667 Місяць тому +179

    The most iconic “Hear Me Out” will always be Pyramid Head.
    Much like Silent Hill itself, your reaction to the Pyramid Head “Hear Me Out” is a manifestation of your deep psychological makeup.

    • @GorilkaCo
      @GorilkaCo Місяць тому +18

      Pyramid Head is kinda buff guy with huge biceps and cool anime bell on top of having cool one-pair of a scissors as weapon. Also he is so based, just killing whoever he wanna, taking no damage. James don't even killed single of them, they just "K, we had enough, let's unalive ourselves".

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 Місяць тому +29

      @@GorilkaCo That’s exactly the thing. No one is a moderate on Pyramid Head. Either you think it’s weird or you think that’s a conventionally attractive guy.

    • @angeek1879
      @angeek1879 Місяць тому +3

      As someone who doesn’t know the silent hill lore. Pyramids head looks cool

    • @GanefulJ
      @GanefulJ Місяць тому +3

      @@firetarrasque4667 Typical he’s based off your fears, like anger, lust, and masochism transformed into a living form…

    • @GanefulJ
      @GanefulJ Місяць тому

      If that’s what the silent hill lore goes…

  • @zark170196
    @zark170196 Місяць тому +294

    The best waifu in BloodBorne is Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, I won't elaborate.

    • @Aberinkula9
      @Aberinkula9 Місяць тому +18

      Coward! Every brave soul knows that is Rom the Vacuous Spider!

    • @kaelang12
      @kaelang12 Місяць тому

      Nah, Mergo's Wet Nurse. She's got multiple hands 😎

    • @internetdragon7624
      @internetdragon7624 Місяць тому +1

      No no. You're right.

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj Місяць тому +17

      Pfft... they don't even know about The Wet-nurse. All those hands....

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 Місяць тому +5

      When I hear that name, all I can think of is Danny from Game Grumps violently shaking around the nearly headless 5 pound gummi bear like a flail.

  • @thatonewitch
    @thatonewitch Місяць тому +6

    Recently i learned that the Boiled One is considered a sexy tumbler man.
    Lemme repeat that one more time - *the **_Boiled One_** is considered a sexy tumbler man*

  • @damonmealor9701
    @damonmealor9701 Місяць тому +297

    I'm surprised Garrus wasn't on here. He'd probably be on Tier 1, since he's actually romancable in-game & it seems everyone's in love with, but he's basically a humanoid bird covered in chitin with sharp edges!

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor Місяць тому

      You're also going to need first aid after you do the dirty with him unless you take some extensive precautions. But the man is just so charming there's no doubt as to how bangable he is. Killer personality.

    • @thomasjoychild4962
      @thomasjoychild4962 Місяць тому +30

      With opposite-chiralty biochemistry, which you're advised to not "ingest" :P

    • @qhu3878
      @qhu3878 Місяць тому +14

      I am very disappointed by the lack of Turians

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 Місяць тому +28

      What’s most interesting to me about Garrus is the kind of attraction he has towards Shepherd. By his own admission, he’s not physically attracted to her. It’s purely her personality that he loves.
      It’s possible that the same goes for a ton of people who chose to romance him.

    • @thomasjoychild4962
      @thomasjoychild4962 Місяць тому +7

      @@animeotaku307 Garrus as demisexual romance?

  • @DarkEyedBlues
    @DarkEyedBlues Місяць тому +354

    If your Hear Me Out is BT-7274 from Titanfall 2 then you NEED to watch the anime Brave Bang Bravern. It has *EXACTLY* what you need

    • @emochipmonk
      @emochipmonk Місяць тому +5

      I will check it out.

    • @Shinesart
      @Shinesart Місяць тому +23

      Ah yes. The gay bot. Pretty funny and there's unexpected twist there.

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch Місяць тому +32

      I'm surprised that it was BT and NONE of the transformers were on the list lol.

    • @DiamondDude-so6dz
      @DiamondDude-so6dz Місяць тому +14

      @@26th_Primarch 💎they are not here me outs, who doesn’t want to be loved by Optimus Prime💎

    • @poyo1272
      @poyo1272 Місяць тому

      Bumblebee is the reason I have a golden shower kink

  • @adriaanschoombie8573
    @adriaanschoombie8573 22 дні тому +1

    Revisiting the video that introduced me to your channel. Hoping for more of something like this in future, but your normal content is slowly getting its hooks in me. Subscribed.

  • @gigachadpybro1697
    @gigachadpybro1697 Місяць тому +108

    I am apalled, no, ashamed, that no one suggested any transformer.

    • @QkayDG
      @QkayDG Місяць тому +6

      The motor cycle rom the one animated series, I might get folded inside out if she transforms mid session but can you blame me

    • @amjthe_paleosquare9399
      @amjthe_paleosquare9399 Місяць тому +1

      A true crime! Where are the combiners? The Thirteen Primes? Quintesson? Even Optimus the safer safest most vanilla option out there!
      Honestly, I'd put 9 out of10 of then in Tier 1. They're metal humans.
      I'm not a die hard deep-lore fan, but I know there must be some Cybertronian out there weird enough to be put in 2-3 XD

    • @YouKnowMeDuh
      @YouKnowMeDuh Місяць тому +2

      Hi! Transformer fan here. I would nominate either the Dreads from Dark of the Moon or Dragonstorm from The Last Knight :D

    • @eurobeataddict103
      @eurobeataddict103 Місяць тому

      @@gigachadpybro1697 Fred Perry

  • @loui_in_a_box
    @loui_in_a_box Місяць тому +105

    PLEASE! (please) do this again
    Water: Drunk✅
    Medication: Taken✅
    Opinions: Validated✅

    • @loui_in_a_box
      @loui_in_a_box Місяць тому +2

      I don't interact much with people online so this is really affirming lol

  • @ፔ̇̈
    @ፔ̇̈ Місяць тому +8

    Listen, I know mine isn’t a monster or anything, but my “hear me out” is Darlene Fleichermacher from Dead Rising 3. Just wanted to let that out.

  • @smoothtrooper781
    @smoothtrooper781 Місяць тому +347

    Hehehe I've been looking forward to this
    Also Gravemind quotes go hard asf, my favs are "fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us brothers" and "there is much talk, and I have listened through rock and metal and time, now I shall talk, and you shall listen"

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 Місяць тому +37

      I mean
      in this context "I am a monument to all of your sins" also goes hard

    • @hedgehog3528
      @hedgehog3528 Місяць тому +14

      In the words of PancreasNoWork
      I bet the gravemind gives some wild head

    • @Jcewazhere
      @Jcewazhere Місяць тому +15

      “This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded.
      This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded.”

    • @LepidoliteMica
      @LepidoliteMica Місяць тому +7

      "Silence fills the empty grave, now that I am gone, but my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on... I will ask, and you will answer."

    • @Midnightfacility
      @Midnightfacility Місяць тому +3

      @@smoothtrooper781 child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness, a fathers sins, passed to his sons

  • @johngavin3180
    @johngavin3180 Місяць тому +182

    Khanlusa: How often did you visit Kleo?
    Me: More than I thought, and even more than you think.

  • @GregChvany-je3gp
    @GregChvany-je3gp 18 днів тому +1

    "Your spine might be forfeit by the end." Not like I was gonna be walking for a while, anyway.

  • @bobmartell2073
    @bobmartell2073 Місяць тому +95

    Tier 1: In words of my favorite black Archmage. "YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A COWARD IN THE FACADE OF A REVOLUTIONARY."

  • @TheeSirRandom
    @TheeSirRandom Місяць тому +2

    0:58 I could smell the "very demure" coming from a mile away and it still made me laugh.

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 Місяць тому +91

    I'm shocked that post-transformation Alcina Dimitrescu didn't make the suggestions. Many times I heard people thirsting for her when RE8 came out and reminded them of her monster form, only to hear them respond with "still would."

  • @Jormyyy
    @Jormyyy Місяць тому +248

    Here's my genuinely insane and unhinged "Hear me out" character: the Rachni queen from Mass Effect.
    The rachni need to repopulate the galaxy, and by the gods I'll be the one to help her do it.

    • @DearAnem0ia
      @DearAnem0ia Місяць тому +27

      After looking her up, I agree that it's insane and unhinged.

    • @dragonfly9083
      @dragonfly9083 Місяць тому +14

      All I’m gonna say is that I get it

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy Місяць тому +6

      @@dragonfly9083 HELL YEA

    • @voxistaken
      @voxistaken Місяць тому +2

      it was the voice wasn’t it?

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy Місяць тому +10

      @voxistaken surprisingly no, I'm not much of a voice person bar a few exceptions (Roodaka from Bionicle my beloved)
      I just want to know what that oviposter do

  • @DrixPunk
    @DrixPunk Місяць тому +1

    Quite honestly i'm always excited to see your new videos, no matter the context, i love your content!

  • @wingblade6023
    @wingblade6023 Місяць тому +55

    You know what I find interesting. When someone mods a character that's usually not attractive, to have a feminine busty humanoid figure, it makes the character far more appealing to most. From Argonians to Deathclaws, or any number of Pokémon, it seems folks can accept any amalgamation of facial features if the body is "sexy".

    • @khanlusa
      @khanlusa  Місяць тому +20

      Which is almost always super off-putting to me

    • @kaibaiarrio1299
      @kaibaiarrio1299 Місяць тому +18

      Literally the amount of deathclaw r34 ive seen where its legit just a deathclaw with boobs and ass is wild. Like you cant say you think deathclaws are hot if you need to add boobs

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo Місяць тому +1

      It fulfill the primary and secondary attraction drive/wants.

  • @ikeboo518
    @ikeboo518 Місяць тому +213

    10:35 funny you should make that "Made in a lab to be a tumblr sexyman" comment, given the titular Lobotomy Corporation is like the SCP Foundation crossed with Aperture Science and the power company and all played for horror.
    Also God now I want to see you do a LobCorp video.
    The Terrors would be immense.

  • @kalpea_varis
    @kalpea_varis Місяць тому +16

    My "hear me out" are Black Holes.
    Yes, the space phenomenon.
    Yes, I am serious.
    Yes I like my women like I like my black holes, able to spaghettify my body beyond human comprehension, bending the light around themselves, capable of destroying universes, unreachable and as huge as a fucking planet.

    • @camrenmugabe3062
      @camrenmugabe3062 Місяць тому +2

      Too bad you will never reach one Black Holes are incredibly far away.

    • @kalpea_varis
      @kalpea_varis Місяць тому +11

      @@camrenmugabe3062 Long distance relationships are just one obstacle to overcome in the world of love

  • @Romir0s
    @Romir0s Місяць тому +54

    Xenomorphs from Alien belong to Tier 3, because Giger intentionally designed them erotic. Just look at his art, creatures from there are maybe even tier 2.
    Meanwhile, Tyranids from WH40K canonically can... eeeeh. Infect you with their genome, let's put it in that way, there's a whole faction of Genestealers being born out of that.

  • @jay6113
    @jay6113 Місяць тому +130

    Well glad to see that I'm not alone in regards to being unique with tastes, considering the first character that popped into my head was Lady Dimitrescu's true form.
    Followed by a series of other creatures that become so far detached from the human form due to either monstrous size, or added limbs that I'm beginning to understand why everyone goes silent during these discussions in my usual groups.
    10/10 video however.

    • @moonjumper6197
      @moonjumper6197 Місяць тому +19

      The name for this is teratophilia (though it is also referred to a xenophilia quite often). And fun fact, i can't find the paper that said it, but even from personal anecdotal experience i can say it seems to be vastly more common among neurodivergent peoples (and the socially alienated in general)

    • @jay6113
      @jay6113 Місяць тому +14

      I can't speak for it myself anecdotally, (From the ND perspective)* but I do enjoy things that either boggle the mind, or I know from a logical standpoint would absolutely be a terrible idea. However there is just something in my brain that goes: "Would" Only to ponder how that would work. Tis a fun thought exercise/fantasy at times.

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Місяць тому +9

      My good man(?), "dragon" is the first objective in any monsterf..lover's bingo. Plus us who are already into Dimitrescu for the "I wanna conquer giant lady with my bedroom skills" just get a bigger prize to hunt ;]

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Місяць тому +5

      @@moonjumper6197 That explains a huge lot.

    • @jay6113
      @jay6113 Місяць тому +3

      @@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Well since I'm here anyway...
      -The Thing
      -Bloaters from TLoU
      -Filbur from Oddity Compendium (Largely due to the cognitohazard elements)
      -S.H.O.D.A.N.
      -The Many
      -Abathur
      -Izsha
      -Pandemonius
      -The Ceph
      -Alex Mercer (Post realization of it's reality ofc)
      -Solitaires from 40k
      -Tyranids (Lictor specifically.)
      -Dragons
      -Driders
      -Naga
      -Anything that could be considered to require conceptualization/can make you conceptualize things. (Think Lovecraft, tentacles optional. It's the part where it's making me ponder anything from existentialism to just having a level of menace of being so far above me. Examples include: Death from Supernatural as represented by Julian Richings, The Flesh that Hates, The King in Yellow, Reapers from Mass Effect, The Pale from Disco Elysium... (Actually pretty much all the traits in Disco Elysium for that matter.) Protagonist from Prey, Etc.

  • @minze6982
    @minze6982 Місяць тому +54

    What do my picks for each tier say about me?
    Tier 1: The outsider from the Dishonored games
    Tier 2: V1 from Ultrakill
    Tier 3: Our Lady of the charred Visage from Blasphemous
    Tier 4: A Phantom from Prey 2017
    Tier 5: A false Hydra from DnD

    • @KarlDRG
      @KarlDRG Місяць тому +17

      @@minze6982 I’m sorry but A FALSE HYDRA?! HAVE YOU SEEN THE ART OF IT?!

    • @minze6982
      @minze6982 Місяць тому +7

      @@KarlDRG the stuff of wet nightmares

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 Місяць тому +2

      How is lady of the six sorrows "hear me out" tier? She's just a big woman. I approve of the last two tiers.

    • @minze6982
      @minze6982 Місяць тому +4

      @@anitaremenarova6662 i meant our Lady of the charred Visage, mb. But the lady of the six sorrows could absolutely get it as well

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 Місяць тому +3

      Don’t be rude to the False Hydra.
      It comes from the blog Goblin Punch as a system-agnostic monster, not D&D specifically.

  • @runeofnoweyr
    @runeofnoweyr Місяць тому +68

    "The Ghost" coming on for Tier 5 was gold.
    The entire list was amazing to hear with your commentary. Blessings to you, dear lady.

    • @HBSDU54
      @HBSDU54 Місяць тому +2

      To... hear him out?

  • @Funghios
    @Funghios 27 днів тому +2

    At stage 4 I just started watching the Helldivers 2 gameplay to not focus on what people suggested

  • @spec0117
    @spec0117 Місяць тому +80

    Not the notification I thought I would get today lol, Im sure it'll be quite the trip 😂

  • @unimpressedturtle2847
    @unimpressedturtle2847 Місяць тому +58

    I was initially disappointed to see that my pick of "Female Stim Pilot from Titanfall 2" didn't even make the list, but the inclusion of Assaultrons definitely made up for it. And I will admit, I didn't just visit Kleo an unhealthy amount of times, I unlocked to robot hacking perk just so I could make her a companion.
    If I recall correctly, as soon as I did this, the entire town of Goodneighbor immediately tried to kill me, including Curie, the companion I was running with at the time...
    Worth it.

  • @johnhigbee4508
    @johnhigbee4508 13 днів тому

    I've never seen one of your videos until now and I gotta say you are funny as hell. Keep up the good work!

  • @maxwellvindman7212
    @maxwellvindman7212 Місяць тому +37

    Kleo is also literally the best merchant in the game, she has like 4 times more caps than everyone else, and sells amazing items. Someone at bethesda was very proud of this model lol.

  • @strigoi_guhlqueen8355
    @strigoi_guhlqueen8355 Місяць тому +80

    Okay so I feel immensly called out. Like 70 percent of this list hit too close to home.
    I even havd two on Tier 5. 💀

    • @khanlusa
      @khanlusa  Місяць тому +58

      We fuck monsters here, sir.

  • @bunny9680
    @bunny9680 12 годин тому +1

    My friends hear me out is the windows from playschool

  • @oneofthelast1408
    @oneofthelast1408 Місяць тому +46

    Portal players be like ”the cake is real” while they look at the robot 🤣🤣

  • @JonnesTT
    @JonnesTT Місяць тому +94

    I like how this actually went from "This shouldn't be that high?" via "if you put it that way..." all the way to "Why in the fuck?"

  • @artemisclark5196
    @artemisclark5196 Місяць тому +2

    Seeing most of my hear me outs in this vid being tier 4 and 5 really made me understand why my friends refuse to hear me out

  • @irregularassassin6380
    @irregularassassin6380 Місяць тому +32

    Several of these entries could redefine "mindfuck."

    • @Crazyguy_123MC
      @Crazyguy_123MC Місяць тому +2

      Especially the Gravemind because he can actually do that just by talking to you.

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 Місяць тому +23

    Im noticing that a good portion of the "hear me outs" are usually known to have tentacles, which kinda goes to show the clear cut kinks

  • @Crazyguy_123MC
    @Crazyguy_123MC Місяць тому +3

    I initially was going to say Halo 4 Cortana and Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite both normal and DLC but then I realized they would fall under tier 1 anyway. Now I am kinda surprised the Primordial from Halo wasn’t brought up. But I guess he kinda is part of the Gravemind anyway.

  • @lichking410
    @lichking410 Місяць тому +41

    Once upon a time I thought Markiplier's Pokemon: Smash or Pass was the most entertaining video in the vain of "Would you? Would you really?", but this has taken the lead. (for transparency's sake, the first character i thought of when clicking on this was Kerrigan, so i guess that puts me in tier 2.)

  • @substandardeagle4738
    @substandardeagle4738 Місяць тому +85

    Welp, you've opened my floodgates so I have to get this out of my system:
    Mileena, Symbiotes (She-Venom, Scream, Agony, Big Mother, etc), Imps (DOOM), Whiplash (DOOM Eternal), Dancer of the Boreal Valley, Yautja, Xenomorph, Mal0, Rachnera Arachnera (Monster Musume), Zombina (Monster Musume), Huntress (DBD), my girlfriend (cuz I'm pretty sure she's secretly a tentacled eldritch horror that will one day destroy us all)
    I have no shame

    • @Dont_mind_Minos
      @Dont_mind_Minos Місяць тому +7

      I’ve gotta agree on the xenomorphs

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 Місяць тому +1

      I see you like imps, what are your thoughts on hell knights?

    • @substandardeagle4738
      @substandardeagle4738 Місяць тому +3

      @@anitaremenarova6662 If there are any available lady Hell Knights in the underworld I wouldn't say no.

    • @Dont_mind_Minos
      @Dont_mind_Minos Місяць тому +1

      @@anitaremenarova6662 bet that

    • @Dominated001
      @Dominated001 Місяць тому +5

      What about the summoners from Doom (2016)

  • @prinzoyro6886
    @prinzoyro6886 Місяць тому +4

    I am not gonna lie, tier 5 was surprisingly tame... I expected something along the lines of godrick the grafted to be around tier 2 maybe low 3 but seeing as tier 5's biggest argument against them is "it will kill you and doesn't really look human" I am starting to believe people aren't as terrible as r34 would have me believe.

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 14 днів тому

      Hell to the no, at least for me. Like, a lot of my hear me outs could be in this list, heck, I developed new ones watching it and I get it... but he's so massively uncomfortable creepy and depressing that even with the extra limb and whatever they could, ahem, offer, I can't get over it. His voice (no shade to the actor, did an amazing job, but not in my cup of tea for a hear me out) is so uncomfortable too.

  • @LillyDipper
    @LillyDipper Місяць тому +67

    something about the gravemind makes me really hungry everytime i see it, i dont know if its just how it was designed but it just looks really edible

    • @thehogfather5872
      @thehogfather5872 Місяць тому +12

      @@LillyDipper same, man looks battered and sauced

    • @kitkun7669
      @kitkun7669 Місяць тому

      please seek therapy

    • @beancandev7818
      @beancandev7818 Місяць тому +20

      Sir (or madam), that is a worm made of corpses.

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 Місяць тому +15

      The one man in the galaxy besides Master Chief the flood fears.

    • @Fanrose2475
      @Fanrose2475 Місяць тому +10

      Meatloaf

  • @Soul_Serpent
    @Soul_Serpent Місяць тому +42

    8:35 “give one a sexy voice and you’ve got yourself a mass effect romance” I’m dying 😭

    • @TheRealBass72
      @TheRealBass72 26 днів тому

      I mean… I’m a straight Dude. And even I think that’s a little hot

    • @druid_the_lizard_wizard
      @druid_the_lizard_wizard 25 днів тому

      I will not allow this Garrus slander to slide 😂

  • @shortleaf6818
    @shortleaf6818 Місяць тому +1

    Me at the end like “wait… Gravemind is a tier five?! Ohhhhh I’m not normal.”

  • @Perfect.unsymmetry
    @Perfect.unsymmetry Місяць тому +38

    6:05 you cant make me talk. You can’t make me talk. YOU CANT MAKE ME TALK

  • @TheOblivionMan
    @TheOblivionMan Місяць тому +36

    Hey now, I've never even played Fallout 4, nevermind visiting whoever Cleo is suspiciously often.

    • @Flinch9000
      @Flinch9000 Місяць тому +1

      @@TheOblivionMan To put it nicely:
      KLEO is more or less an Assaultron with a secret plan to kill everyone in Goodneighbor when they least expect it.
      (From someone who has played Fallout
      4. Real good game that doesn’t have much appreciation.

    • @Flinch9000
      @Flinch9000 Місяць тому

      @@TheOblivionMan To put it nicely:
      KLEO is more or less an Assaultron with a secret plan to kill everyone in Goodneighbor when they least expect it.
      (From someone who has played Fallout
      4. Real good game that doesn’t have much appreciation.

    • @a.monach7602
      @a.monach7602 Місяць тому +2

      @@Flinch9000 That's what who knows how many years working in gunsmithing through a post-nuclear world and looking out for #1 does for you

    • @keepslayingthedayaway
      @keepslayingthedayaway Місяць тому +1

      ima just put this idea out here.. supermutants

  • @Shadowassassin908
    @Shadowassassin908 Місяць тому

    This video is very well put together and entertaining, it also taught me I'm willing to go further than I prior thought lol

  • @exodus9941
    @exodus9941 Місяць тому +26

    Female Yautja YES YES YES (There I said it.)

    • @khanlusa
      @khanlusa  Місяць тому +12

      Big Mama ❤

    • @exodus9941
      @exodus9941 Місяць тому +4

      @@khanlusa She was a cool character, almost forgot about her in that comic.

  • @THEFILMED2008
    @THEFILMED2008 Місяць тому +41

    15:23 :( you guys are the reason the Gravemind does what he does. That is god and he shall NOT have mercy on your soul.

  • @L1LegoAnimations
    @L1LegoAnimations Місяць тому +1

    8:34 You literally just described the two elites that're actual characters in Halo 2 and 3. Keith David voiced The Arbiter and while Idk who did Shipmaster, he nailed it.

  • @goldilocksguy5170
    @goldilocksguy5170 Місяць тому +47

    Xenomorphs. Honest reaction: 'NOPE!' All routes lead to a painful death.

    • @snippetism9802
      @snippetism9802 Місяць тому +8

      @@goldilocksguy5170 but these legs tho 🥵

    • @powerstation009
      @powerstation009 Місяць тому +25

      Family oriented, tall and leggy. What’s not to like?

    • @olgagaming5544
      @olgagaming5544 Місяць тому +5

      What about pregnacy? It can give you a fine specimen of a child

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone Місяць тому +7

      @@olgagaming5544
      To bad you won't live long enough to see it.

    • @swampcooler8332
      @swampcooler8332 Місяць тому +3

      I'm not into the xenomorphs, but they do provide

  • @coltpython6
    @coltpython6 Місяць тому +21

    Deathclaws, xenomorphs, BG3 Slayer form, Evolve Wraith, AND Moon Presence? Oh yeah... it's all coming together.

  • @Iisserul
    @Iisserul Місяць тому +4

    Let’s see. Hear me out. Female Predator/Yautja. Female Eliksni/Fallen. Oryx The Taken King, Savathun The Witch Queen, Xivu Arath The War God. Rasputin the Mars Warmind. The Universal Will (From Guilty Gear). The Winnower and The Gardener (Destiny series). GENICHIRO ASHINA. And that’s about it, for now…

    • @giovana2904
      @giovana2904 29 днів тому

      @@Iisserul my dude just would the entire non human part of the destiny universe... can't judge tho, so would i

  • @AugustRx
    @AugustRx Місяць тому +14

    "Hear me out" and it's 3 of the most conventionally attractive characters on the thumbnail

  • @Eiskralle1
    @Eiskralle1 Місяць тому +14

    Honestly, the hardest Gravemind line isn't even the one in this video. "This is not your Grave. But you are welcome in it." hits way harder for me

  • @rcr6684
    @rcr6684 16 днів тому +1

    Abeloth from Star wars- an insane and insanely powerful force entity that basically hypnotizes force users to cause wars so that she can escape her prison

  • @elmerzcosta
    @elmerzcosta Місяць тому +31

    16:22 há, thanks for reminding me of my medication. I've been forgetting it for the past 2 hours

  • @EnRandomSten
    @EnRandomSten Місяць тому +40

    Ok I'mma out myself a bit here but there is this one "elite x female human stuck in a blizzard waiting for help" comic that is so gosh darn cute that I'll defend anyone who names elites.
    And thats coming from a somewhat straight male lol

    • @Thatguy-v4z
      @Thatguy-v4z Місяць тому

      Let's just say if I find a female elite I'ma go 'Wort wort wort' till she 'Aaawubadughs'

    • @DoctorCatPHD
      @DoctorCatPHD Місяць тому +1

      @@EnRandomSten where’s the link

    • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
      @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl Місяць тому +1

      I've seen that one before, and it is adorable (at first)

    • @EnRandomSten
      @EnRandomSten Місяць тому +1

      Ffs gonna have to dig it up again lol
      Edit: "in this together" is the name... Obvious nsfw warning

    • @N..P..
      @N..P.. Місяць тому

      "Somewhat".

  • @kylologie6487
    @kylologie6487 Місяць тому +1

    Why are these all relatable? Also mine is the cover art from abberations book one.

  • @RazorToaster
    @RazorToaster Місяць тому +35

    Hermaeus Mora is a cute, nerdy librarian. It's the personality.

    • @thematriarch-cyn
      @thematriarch-cyn Місяць тому +8

      a cute nerd that would make his enemies suffer the most painful death imaginable in a heartbeat
      you have seen what he does in the games right?
      just admit its the tentacles

    • @RazorToaster
      @RazorToaster Місяць тому +10

      @@thematriarch-cyn "Oh nooo they do terrible things to people that cross them." Have you seen like any God in mythology? Like at all? That's entry level. Cute. Nerdy. Librarian.

    • @thematriarch-cyn
      @thematriarch-cyn Місяць тому +4

      @@RazorToaster at LEAST admit that the tentacles are a contributing factor

    • @RazorToaster
      @RazorToaster Місяць тому +8

      @@thematriarch-cyn physicality is an illusion. Everyone has tentacles.

    • @thematriarch-cyn
      @thematriarch-cyn Місяць тому +4

      @@RazorToaster oh you've been reading the black books, have you? checks out

  • @rigbycarter2157
    @rigbycarter2157 Місяць тому +33

    YOU PEOPLE STAY AWAY FROM MY BOY BT