True Facts About The Owl

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  • @nicolasvanderweide5167
    @nicolasvanderweide5167 5 років тому +5212

    "Just remember: don't do drugs. Because an owl just might rip your face off"
    *CONSEQUENCES*

    • @phantomnuke996
      @phantomnuke996 5 років тому +44

      I actually searched it up it's real

    • @erazure.
      @erazure. 5 років тому +74

      And then a piano fell on my head

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 5 років тому +22

      I've done so many drugs, still waiting on the owl

    • @vtdee88888
      @vtdee88888 4 роки тому +4

      What was it called Phantom Nuke99

    • @rogercline5377
      @rogercline5377 4 роки тому +22

      @@TurnipCart An owl already ripped your face off... you're just hallucinating that it didn't.

  • @l_________r_________3848
    @l_________r_________3848 7 років тому +10309

    This narrator's voice sounds like a combination of a sarcastic Morgan Freeman and Snape.

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse 11 років тому +6861

    These are incredible.
    "They must camouflage themselves as muppets" absolutely destroyed me.

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn 6 років тому +30

      JelloApocalypse
      Omg! I love your vlogs!

    • @sumdud2129
      @sumdud2129 6 років тому +42

      I was wondering what I would find in ze Frank's comment section. This is a surprise but a welcome one.

    • @juliacortez5516
      @juliacortez5516 6 років тому +7

      Same😂😆

    • @101firestar
      @101firestar 6 років тому +14

      Look at who I've found. Never expected you to be here lol

    • @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032
      @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032 6 років тому +8

      JelloApocalypse 😂😂😂. Me too. That and “but you look like an idiot.”

  • @weldingweirdo5463
    @weldingweirdo5463 4 роки тому +930

    “Try riding a bicycle at night, and picking up a moving burrito with your feet, based on the sound that it makes” kills me every time 😂

    • @angi216
      @angi216 2 роки тому +41

      "That is how owl do"

    • @Katy-sh3ru
      @Katy-sh3ru 2 роки тому +6

      Me too

    • @monkfan72
      @monkfan72 Рік тому +4

      What sound does the burrito make? 😂

    • @BMAN-eb4jk
      @BMAN-eb4jk Рік тому +4

      @@angi216”When they aren’t being quiet, owls make a wide variety of sounds. Perhaps the most famous of these sounds is the ‘hoo hoo’ sound made by some owls.”

    • @misscyanic2484
      @misscyanic2484 7 місяців тому +1

      You must listen carefully w your earholes for struggling burrito sounds in the night.

  • @adamdietz6371
    @adamdietz6371 5 років тому +4072

    "if silence were loudness, they'd be the loudest flying bird"

  • @nashor7161
    @nashor7161 5 років тому +4540

    1:16 "a beard of prey"
    Owl: *smug looks*

  • @shadowwarrior2772
    @shadowwarrior2772 6 років тому +2574

    "Despite it's cuddly apparence, the owl is in fact a BEARD of prey." 1:11
    I just imagined a flying beard with a mouth.

  • @notleefy9837
    @notleefy9837 2 роки тому +73

    "Don't do drugs, because an owl just might rip your face off."
    That sounds so genuine lol

  • @francescafaithreyes9812
    @francescafaithreyes9812 4 роки тому +608

    1:16 *BYERD OF PREY*
    I love that's so perfect timing for the owl

    • @xk445g
      @xk445g 3 роки тому +9

      A Beard of Prey

    • @benjammin5328
      @benjammin5328 3 роки тому +23

      A Bÿurd of Prey

    • @Ctrooper2011
      @Ctrooper2011 3 роки тому +2

      @@xk445g
      That narrator watched _¡Mucha Lucha!,_ didn't he? 😂

    • @BanaDoyabad
      @BanaDoyabad 3 роки тому +2

      That timing is soooo perfect and hilarious!!! (That's how Zefrank doooo.) This is one of my favorite videos. Not just because the owl is one of my favorite animals either.

    • @kayetiu5955
      @kayetiu5955 2 роки тому

      >:)

  • @AllesErlaubt10
    @AllesErlaubt10 9 років тому +6587

    As a german I approve of this fairy tale.
    Exactly how I would tell it to my children.

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 9 років тому +112

      +The Potatoe Fairy The version with the pictures.

    • @AllesErlaubt10
      @AllesErlaubt10 9 років тому +122

      Theturtleowl Is there even any other way?^^

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 9 років тому +53

      +The Potatoe Fairy Nah, but to make sure they get the story in all its glory, they need the picturebook. And if possible a video version

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 9 років тому +25

      +The Potatoe Fairy If possible the sing along version and a copy to act it out at school. Would make a good school play

    • @AllesErlaubt10
      @AllesErlaubt10 9 років тому +21

      Mr.Scruffy the great
      Exactly.
      12/10.

  • @Kinokisings
    @Kinokisings 5 років тому +4254

    Now I’m going to start a band called “Apes of the Hamburger”

    • @w.s.g.2766
      @w.s.g.2766 4 роки тому +9

      Ahh key and peele reference

    • @ninja_babagacha6184
      @ninja_babagacha6184 4 роки тому +5

      Yesthepotatoislookingatyou is this why my mother is always disappointed in me?

    • @joyporcella81
      @joyporcella81 4 роки тому +11

      Rock on hamburger dude

    • @mr_ekshun
      @mr_ekshun 4 роки тому +22

      Anybody else ever want to start a band just because they came up with a dope band name, not because they have any musical skill whatsoever?

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @MistressDragonFlame
    @MistressDragonFlame 2 роки тому +55

    Every so often, I come back to watch this masterpiece again. Worth it every time.

  • @Kovukingsrod
    @Kovukingsrod 6 років тому +8349

    0:38 I can’t be the only one who actually did try

    • @hang_kentang6709
      @hang_kentang6709 6 років тому +616

      i knew it wont work because our eyes can move within its socket to track object, but i did it nonetheless. and i do feel like an idiot after that.

    • @famidcat8842
      @famidcat8842 6 років тому +313

      I knew he would said i looked like an idiot...
      But i still tried

    • @hkayakh
      @hkayakh 6 років тому +34

      Kovu Kingsrod i did it

    • @natehall3131
      @natehall3131 6 років тому +22

      same here

    • @toxn1xwaste378
      @toxn1xwaste378 6 років тому +76

      nice to know i'm not the only idiot here -_-

  • @caden0622
    @caden0622 5 років тому +868

    “Beaaarrrdddsss of Pray”
    Nailed it.

    • @rysmith9433
      @rysmith9433 5 років тому +2

      Yep

    • @orbs1062
      @orbs1062 4 роки тому +11

      And the flight feathers, to reduce "tieeerbulance."

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 4 роки тому +5

      "Beeeeyirds of prey"

    • @waldensiansylph4869
      @waldensiansylph4869 4 роки тому +3

      1:11 and with that sinister look 😂
      Right after the clip of the owl eating a fellow bird. Bjørd of praaay

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 5 років тому +3265

    When I was a kid I lived in a rural area. One of my neighbors had a resident owl and resident "stray" cat that lived on his property. He told me they were his favorite employees. His property was the only one that never had critter problems. The cat and owl were often seen sitting together. To this day, that memory short-circuits my brain. When I asked that neighbor why the cat seems happy when the owl digging in the cat's fur he told me "the cat must have gotten a tick or something." He told me they even played together. I wonder which one got too old first and became the other's dinner.

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 5 років тому +318

      There's a similar story in a video; maybe the same story? IIRC the cat developed feline AIDS, distemper... some fatal disease. The owl acted distraught after his pal died.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 5 років тому +313

      @@indy_go_blue6048 Aw. Well, the silver lining is that they were friends for life. I feel bad for both. More so the owl, he experienced the loss.

    • @CurlyAndNerdy101
      @CurlyAndNerdy101 5 років тому +36

      How does this not have more likes???

    • @Tvtyrant2
      @Tvtyrant2 4 роки тому +98

      Isn't this the side plot of Redwall? Badgers and Foxes also become buddies, I think there is more animal cooperation then we know about.

    • @AzurityArts
      @AzurityArts 4 роки тому +49

      oh that got dark

  • @Jay_Rainstorm
    @Jay_Rainstorm 4 роки тому +110

    I once had an owl stuck in my house. My living room has a high ceiling and a plenty of places to land. As we chased it around not a single wing beat could be heard. I hope that owl is doing ok.

  • @doctoroctagonapus23
    @doctoroctagonapus23 6 років тому +2737

    "Try riding a bicycle at night and picking up a moving burrito with your feet based on the sound it makes"
    RIP my sides

    • @mimis.4093
      @mimis.4093 6 років тому +7

      Why?

    • @kingdinamo2076
      @kingdinamo2076 6 років тому +25

      @MKS hes laughing super hard.

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 6 років тому +9

      Alexa I was thinking he was joking about trying

    • @ashdude55
      @ashdude55 6 років тому +47

      that is how the owl do

    • @josh_the_happy
      @josh_the_happy 6 років тому +2

      My mama likes Doctor Who

  • @TheFacedGAM
    @TheFacedGAM 8 років тому +1070

    This is honestly SUCH a good series.

    • @mjangelvortex
      @mjangelvortex 8 років тому +16

      It is. It's a shame he stopped making these.

    • @TheFacedGAM
      @TheFacedGAM 8 років тому +16

      It's a deeply saddening truth.

    • @TheFacedGAM
      @TheFacedGAM 8 років тому +9

      ***** That saddens me even more.

    • @dandazed5846
      @dandazed5846 8 років тому +20

      It gets worse.
      He doesn't work for Buzzfeed.
      He *IS* Buzzfeed.

    • @larirosu1030
      @larirosu1030 8 років тому

      Dandy Whale Really??nah

  • @tourmalineii4134
    @tourmalineii4134 8 років тому +265

    "the owl is what we call a biirrd of preeyy" *owl looks at camera evilly*

  • @Phenixdan7
    @Phenixdan7 4 роки тому +3270

    German fairy tales be like
    Little girl: walks into a forest
    Random owl: "I've got the high ground child!"

    • @paulgran7815
      @paulgran7815 4 роки тому +77

      I'm from germany, and that doesn't ring a bell.
      It might be true tho, cause well we slayed our fair share of dragons and have an old dude living in a rock.

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 4 роки тому +83

      Little girl but in an Americanized fairy tale: “You underestimate my power!”

    • @YesItsMeYaBoiMCnuggie
      @YesItsMeYaBoiMCnuggie 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah I guess, im German too and can't recall that shit, im doing my Abitur, English ppl call it Highschool I think and I learned random shit about fairy tales and classical drama, but I can't remember to hear or read anything like it.

    • @saltharvester1319
      @saltharvester1319 4 роки тому +22

      Lil girl pulls tactical 12ga:
      "Say 'who' just one more time"

    • @YesItsMeYaBoiMCnuggie
      @YesItsMeYaBoiMCnuggie 4 роки тому +14

      @@saltharvester1319 once upon a time there was a little girl, with a Mossberg 590 A1 who had enough of her mother, the end.

  • @wateroflife8955
    @wateroflife8955 7 років тому +2212

    “Apes of the Hamburger”

  • @Himark89
    @Himark89 9 років тому +3682

    Now guys lets have a little confession session! Who has bobbed their heads for real?

  • @kygaming7163
    @kygaming7163 7 років тому +2041

    "It doesn't really works for humans... but you do look like an idiot"

    • @jazmyn8735
      @jazmyn8735 6 років тому +54

      -NoMercy- Fatality lmao I was bobbing my head haha

    • @anrpnk994
      @anrpnk994 6 років тому +16

      I was to

    • @grouper9999
      @grouper9999 6 років тому +16

      Same I looked like an idiot

    • @mintimin8707
      @mintimin8707 6 років тому +10

      I did look like one

    • @FrightMorph
      @FrightMorph 6 років тому +1

      -NoMercy- Fatality It actually works better if you walk AROUND something.

  • @nnexa4
    @nnexa4 Рік тому +5

    9 years later and I still love this.

  • @luigi1456
    @luigi1456 6 років тому +1556

    Oh my, thats cute, he's like a little baby, he likes being pet. Oh look at this one playing with his friend..
    Crap you're not playing with it, don't try to hide it, I already saw.

    • @Misleee-_-
      @Misleee-_- 6 років тому +8

      luigi1456 lol

    • @silverback5730
      @silverback5730 5 років тому +7

      HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man that's funny.

    • @dankpepe2110
      @dankpepe2110 5 років тому +6

      Lmao.

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 5 років тому +18

      Finally, someone quoting a part of the video they found funny, and there isnt an asshole in the replies saying something like "oh you watched the same video as me DURR"

    • @sageoverheaven
      @sageoverheaven 5 років тому +3

      oh you watched the same video as me DURR

  • @totallynottheone3981
    @totallynottheone3981 8 років тому +360

    "Try riding a bicycle at night while trying to pick up a moving burrito with your, feet based on the sound it makes. That is how the owl do."

    • @aricatou
      @aricatou 6 років тому +10

      I was definitely not expecting to hear such a specific analogy.

    • @ThisisDee007
      @ThisisDee007 6 років тому +1

      😂👌

    • @noreason4mewhatudone684
      @noreason4mewhatudone684 5 років тому

      Eric will get his ass beat like a bitch but he's too big of a pussy to show his face. Pussy

  • @linktheherooftime2678
    @linktheherooftime2678 8 років тому +1580

    I tried bobbing my head and when he said you look stupid I died laughing

  • @BanaDoyabad
    @BanaDoyabad 3 роки тому +39

    The way he says "bird of prey" at 1:16, is effin hilarious!! I love how they edited it, So the owl mean mugs the camera right when he says it too. I crack up every single time!!

    • @badbn405
      @badbn405 2 роки тому +3

      I had to look at it again, I busted out laughing!!!

  • @fruiitbatz6437
    @fruiitbatz6437 8 років тому +281

    Owls are the cats of the sky
    adorable but deadly

    • @FirefulXD
      @FirefulXD 6 років тому +1

      baby owls or disabled owls don't count lol

    • @sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637
      @sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637 6 років тому +1

      *yes*

    • @larryweinberg1191
      @larryweinberg1191 6 років тому

      Owls do not reproduce like cats nor do owls foul planted beds. Not a cat hater. Just dislike being overrun by them.

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 8 років тому +2524

    All hilarity aside, I did not know that about owl ears. Mind blown.

    • @bluetannery1527
      @bluetannery1527 8 років тому +76

      Scrofar imo, that's part of what's so great about this series. Its absolutely hilarious but it's also so informative!! A lot of barn owls have those facial disks, as they're called.

    • @mooniiko4060
      @mooniiko4060 7 років тому

      Scrofar yea

    • @AvaEnithesi
      @AvaEnithesi 7 років тому +14

      I learned this from the _Guardians of Ga'hoole_ series

    • @ignitetheskyy
      @ignitetheskyy 7 років тому +1

      hahaha me too!!

    • @Ix.n.crew16
      @Ix.n.crew16 6 років тому +1

      Scrofar lol

  • @misty21262
    @misty21262 8 років тому +895

    "If silence were loudness, they would be the loudest flying bird-- that's.. that's a terrible metaphor.."

    • @misty21262
      @misty21262 8 років тому +99

      " That's right. Keep bobbing your head. It doesn't really work for humans, but you do look like an idiot."

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr 7 років тому +5

      At least he didn't compare silence to a duck vagina

    • @lexderp2766
      @lexderp2766 6 років тому +2

      Raina Da Wolf I read that right as he said it

    • @joshuawhite1397
      @joshuawhite1397 6 років тому +1

      I read this comment right when he said it🤯

  • @yvetteworrall8909
    @yvetteworrall8909 2 роки тому +124

    Even fascinatinger fact. Baby owls walk down trees at night to where parents have caught and ripped apart bat carcasses (or whatever's on the menu) into shreds for the bebes to practice their eating on.
    Witnessed this afternath myself, with owls and owlets gazing down at me the morning after.

    • @sithlordhibiscus9936
      @sithlordhibiscus9936 2 роки тому +3

      They felt no remorse.

    • @violenceislife1987
      @violenceislife1987 2 роки тому +6

      I read that in zefrank's voice

    • @alaly1027
      @alaly1027 2 роки тому +8

      I love that you gave respect to the page and called them "bebes", because that is just how the Zefrank do.

  • @jillhbaudhaan
    @jillhbaudhaan 8 років тому +4606

    That German fairy tale bit is effing hilarious

    • @nex7886
      @nex7886 8 років тому +34

      It's racist and bigoted. I don't know how you, as a black women, could possibly support such stereotypes. I've told my teacher about this and how I feel unsafe at the internet now.. she was shocked that this kind of behaviour is still celebrated at the internet.

    • @jillhbaudhaan
      @jillhbaudhaan 8 років тому +279

      Mondschaf
      Just listened to it again, still hilarious. Expand your horizons, kid, and learn the meaning of words (like racist and bigotry) and about the history of fairy tales.

    • @jillhbaudhaan
      @jillhbaudhaan 8 років тому +97

      Mondschaf
      LMFAO

    • @nex7886
      @nex7886 8 років тому +4

      Just because you think he doesn't doesn't mean he haven't! It's hurtful, regressive language!

    • @nex7886
      @nex7886 8 років тому +2

      It is and if you disagree you are bigoted and probably racist aswell. I don't want to deal with people like you anymore. Blocked!

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +1368

    "Try riding a bicycle at night and picking up a burrito with your feet based on the sound that it makes. That is how an owl do."
    Still my favorite Zefrank line ever!

    • @GC032
      @GC032 5 років тому +10

      *moving burrito 🌯

    • @MikeSmith-ch7jv
      @MikeSmith-ch7jv 2 роки тому +6

      a sloppy burrito in south Texas does indeed make a special sound. only the drunk urban dwellers can distinguish this sound better than the owl....keep up the excellent videos zefrakk1

    • @BMAN-eb4jk
      @BMAN-eb4jk Рік тому +2

      ”When they aren’t being quiet, owls make a wide variety of sounds. Perhaps the most famous of these sounds is the ‘hoo hoo’ sound made by some owls.”

  • @mbas97
    @mbas97 4 роки тому +857

    "Here are true facts about the owLLLLLLLLLLLL"

    • @arnbrandy
      @arnbrandy 4 роки тому +9

      I saw this video a long time ago and forgot how amazing this pronunciation was 😂

    • @ClickBeetleTV
      @ClickBeetleTV 3 роки тому +7

      The best bjird

    • @lukedelameter7961
      @lukedelameter7961 3 роки тому +4

      “Baby owls are called ow-Lets! And they look like a cotton ball grew a face. . . And legs.”

    • @JeungYoo
      @JeungYoo 3 роки тому +2

      I don't know why but from afar I thought your pfp was the mona lisa lol

    • @Amber-db9cz
      @Amber-db9cz 3 роки тому

      😭😂😂

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered 3 роки тому +6

    The old ones are popping back in the recommendations again. This stuff is just priceless.

  • @LemonMoon
    @LemonMoon 8 років тому +1167

    "The owl is waht we know as a byierd of prey."

    • @omegahorror2717
      @omegahorror2717 8 років тому +76

      Lemon Moon I thought it said beard of prey

    • @Sevan_UP
      @Sevan_UP 7 років тому +2

      Draco TheGreat repeats same quote in video gets 45 likes. What am I doing wrong?!

    • @kamronisaiahjohnson2718
      @kamronisaiahjohnson2718 6 років тому +7

      The owl makes the perfect face at the camera as well

    • @cancer7579
      @cancer7579 6 років тому +2

      “beard of prey” the most dangerous kind of beard

    • @talon4618
      @talon4618 6 років тому +1

      The owl made the perfect face in response. XD

  • @hunterterrell9930
    @hunterterrell9930 6 років тому +1179

    If silence were loudness, the owl would be the loudest bird

    • @StarkeEnterprises
      @StarkeEnterprises 6 років тому +83

      That's, That's a terrible metaphor.

    • @Loxias1989
      @Loxias1989 6 років тому +32

      *hard rock music plays while owl flies*

    • @toast3374
      @toast3374 6 років тому +13

      *were
      You dumb

    • @squeemie_paulie
      @squeemie_paulie 6 років тому +15

      @@toast3374 you're dumb*
      you're an idiot

    • @mattrogers5188
      @mattrogers5188 5 років тому +1

      @@toast3374
      * you're

  • @EvonixTheGreatest
    @EvonixTheGreatest 7 років тому +447

    "A beard of prey"

    • @mimis.4093
      @mimis.4093 6 років тому +2

      Holy shiit! I better shave my beard!! How do ladies shave their beaver? vERY careFulLy!

    • @origin6638
      @origin6638 6 років тому +3

      Oh god now I have the mental image. I love it and I want to try and draw it

  • @clark4041
    @clark4041 4 роки тому +17

    Thank you for all the laughs ZeFrank ^_^ You are one of our favorite content crafters!
    P.S. Owls are so cute.

  • @javier6465
    @javier6465 5 років тому +292

    0:38 "We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled"

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 роки тому +3

      I love me some Sarge quotes.

    • @lupvirga
      @lupvirga 4 роки тому +3

      WE'VE BEEN HINGLDORFED!

  • @javierperpol572
    @javierperpol572 6 років тому +909

    Owld but gold.

  • @MrSpako13
    @MrSpako13 5 років тому +924

    Try it out, Bob your head up and down
    Me sitting in school: aight

    • @geeesejeeeze6055
      @geeesejeeeze6055 5 років тому +5

      U little git

    • @aphenclips8623
      @aphenclips8623 5 років тому +2

      I said that exact thing to my Girl Friend.

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 5 років тому +8

      Vader Guess she didn’t have to move her head much then.

    • @gytisx13
      @gytisx13 4 роки тому +2

      @J. Schmidt Don't do drugs Bob

    • @FeatherCorvus
      @FeatherCorvus 4 роки тому +1

      666 likes.. very unholy. I'm fixing it

  • @remcovanvliet3018
    @remcovanvliet3018 2 роки тому +50

    "... because an owl might rip your face off."
    That doesn't sound like something you'd want to enjoy sober, now, does it Frank?

  • @bellumios
    @bellumios 5 років тому +148

    0:59 he looks so happy
    1:17 smuggest owl i have ever seen in my life

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 5 років тому +3

      That's not smug, that's more like intimidating.

    • @waldensiansylph4869
      @waldensiansylph4869 4 роки тому

      More like an ominous look
      😂😬
      Owl: (Clip before: owl eats fellow bird.)
      Human: kisses owl
      Owl: I can rip your face off, esp in German fairy tales 🙊

  • @flamingkittyumad
    @flamingkittyumad 10 років тому +572

    i actually did the bobbing thing, and i did feel like an idiot afterwards, well played sexy voice guy, well played

    • @landonham402
      @landonham402 10 років тому

      Me to

    • @AnimalGirl345
      @AnimalGirl345 10 років тому

      same

    • @karenangamarca4580
      @karenangamarca4580 10 років тому

      yeah me too

    • @Dr.Barber
      @Dr.Barber 10 років тому +2

      flamingkitty umad it feels less stupid if you start getting into it like "HOO! HOO! HOO!" while panting. Really get your head into it

    • @93DLareg
      @93DLareg 9 років тому +2

      i really find this comment to prove that im not the only one who did that ..

  • @mags6201
    @mags6201 5 років тому +259

    "Dont do drugs because an owl might rip your face off"
    And i have lived by that motto ever since-

    • @Skurian_krotesk
      @Skurian_krotesk 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah it happened to me twice now.
      It is by any means not a pleasant experience but damn.
      Every time it doesn't happen you get back a little bit of trust and hope until the next time you see an owl.
      All because you want to escape this damn reality.

  • @victoria6137
    @victoria6137 7 місяців тому +2

    10 years later and still hilarious and iconic

  • @dr.gungraziano
    @dr.gungraziano 10 років тому +707

    That fairy tale isn't dark, you left out the sentimental part. The girls eyes started to cry inside of the owl and so the owl pitied the little girl, flew up into the sky and looked for her mother. Finally the owl found the mother, ate her eyeballs too and so mother and daughter saw each other after a long time of searching finally again. Well, their half-digested eyeballs, but that was OK.

    • @Halloichheissdennis
      @Halloichheissdennis 10 років тому +1

      how does it called?

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 10 років тому +19

      I cried ;__;

    • @24karatHAMSTER
      @24karatHAMSTER 10 років тому +40

      I heard that when the owl found the mother, it barfed up the girls eyeballs into a pellet right in front of the mother.

    • @grandbean9031
      @grandbean9031 10 років тому +5

      Is that supposed to make this not dark?So both the mother and the kid died,or at least the kid,but they saw eachother one last time?That doesnt make it any better,you could say it made it worse cause the mother technically saw her daughter dying in front of her....

    • @dr.gungraziano
      @dr.gungraziano 10 років тому +28

      Iraklis Pazios
      Oh, I forgot to mention that they've sung Hakuna Matata!

  • @frosty390
    @frosty390 7 років тому +415

    "...this is why it's polite to throw up at an owl's dinner party" LOL

    • @asianfruit2020
      @asianfruit2020 7 років тому +7

      So that's why my friend's owl stared at me when we had a dinner party and I didn't throw up

    • @mimis.4093
      @mimis.4093 6 років тому +1

      Thank you for that info! Gosh or Goddddamn it! I don't know fairy tale table manners!?

  • @explodingrat5409
    @explodingrat5409 8 років тому +565

    Remember, don't do drugs, or an owl might just rip your face off.

    • @hannahdewert
      @hannahdewert 6 років тому

      Collin Rotton That is what the world has come to

    • @DarrenC_1024
      @DarrenC_1024 6 років тому

      Oh, does that means Brothers Grimm and Andersen are heavy weed smokers?

    • @plutogunship681
      @plutogunship681 6 років тому

      Collin Rotton maybe 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @StaveEntertainment
      @StaveEntertainment 6 років тому +1

      Best psa message ever

    • @e_eulogy942
      @e_eulogy942 6 років тому

      Or a seagull.

  • @Evil_Tuxedo_Steve
    @Evil_Tuxedo_Steve 3 роки тому +14

    I just watched this in class and I just had to go to the channel on my own. it was genuinely the first time I enjoyed my science class

    • @anthonyaguirre7143
      @anthonyaguirre7143 3 роки тому +4

      That's so cool you saw this in class. Zefrank is the best and its great he returned to making videos again.

  • @ButacuPpucatuB
    @ButacuPpucatuB 4 роки тому +240

    I was graciously invited to a party hosted by my owl friends. Remembering what I learned from ZeFrank, I threw up politely into the bowl they provided. Everyone hoo hoo-ed their approval. I call the owls my people now. 🦉

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 3 роки тому +15

      Ape of the owls

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 роки тому +1

      @@benjiusofficialwoooah, steady - that could be seen as a threat to eat the owls. Do you *want* get your face ripped off and eyes eaten?!

    • @CherryBerryFashion
      @CherryBerryFashion 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

  • @Festoniaful
    @Festoniaful 6 років тому +317

    How perfect is that slow edit at 1:16 ?

  • @Bee-bup
    @Bee-bup 9 років тому +640

    "Try riding your bike at night using your ears while using your feet to pick up a moving burrito"

    • @walso5948
      @walso5948 9 років тому +177

      And that is how the owl do

    • @PrimeM92
      @PrimeM92 9 років тому +2

      +Walso lol

    • @cancer7579
      @cancer7579 7 років тому +1

      you fucked it up.

    • @Agamemnon-w9x
      @Agamemnon-w9x 6 років тому

      a moving burrito usually means that it was in your fridge for a while, trying to escape

  • @weebnerd9280
    @weebnerd9280 4 роки тому +29

    I remember collecting owl pellets when I was a kid trying to put the skeletons back together, fond memories...

    • @loveinspired7
      @loveinspired7 3 роки тому +2

      OMG, that is disgusting!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikay3427
    @mikay3427 5 років тому +8684

    Who tried bobbing their heads? 😂😂

  • @stevionyoung8848
    @stevionyoung8848 8 років тому +2277

    please comeback to youtube

    • @chrisdonish
      @chrisdonish 8 років тому +67

      ceo of buzzfeed videos now.

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 8 років тому +3

      +feraligatr wait what ?? this guy is buzzfeed's ceo ??

    • @chrisdonish
      @chrisdonish 8 років тому +13

      harits andhika
      yep, he moved up in life..lol

    • @ShatteredGlass916
      @ShatteredGlass916 8 років тому +124

      +feraligatr well, he moved to the wrong way tho lol

    • @felixbrodeur-perry8464
      @felixbrodeur-perry8464 8 років тому +12

      +harits andhika that fucking sucks

  • @zilvoxidgod
    @zilvoxidgod 9 років тому +233

    that owl at 0:28 had some really effective camouflage on the back of its head.

  • @auspiciousapple8373
    @auspiciousapple8373 3 роки тому +5

    I'm imagining Rogal Dorn voicing all these videos and it enhances the quality immensely

  • @doomguy19931
    @doomguy19931 6 років тому +487

    "It's a German fairy tale"
    100% accurate

    • @whale8436
      @whale8436 5 років тому +30

      That is how German fairy tales do

    • @bass-dc9175
      @bass-dc9175 2 роки тому +14

      @@whale8436 Honestly that Fairy Tale is not too far off from real German Fairy Tales.
      Like: There once was a little girl. Her parrents left the house so she played with matches. Then she burned to death. The end.
      Or: There once was a boy who did not want to eat his soup. He starved to death.
      Similarly: There once was a boy who kept sucking his thumbs. So his mother cut his thumbs off.
      And finally: Two boys keep playing cruel pranks on people. Untill at one point a farmer is fed up with them, takes them to a mill, grinds the boys into pieces and feeds them to his ducks. Gute Nacht.
      [Yes: All of them are real. In order: "Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug", "Die Geschichte vom Suppen-Kaspar", "Die Geschichte vom Daumenlutscher" and ofcourse "Max und Moritz"]

    • @emlmm88
      @emlmm88 2 роки тому +2

      The thirty years war really did a number on their collective psychology didn’t it

    • @emlmm88
      @emlmm88 2 роки тому

      The thirty years war really did a number on their collective psychology didn’t it

  • @emorymyparentsnevergavemea5882
    @emorymyparentsnevergavemea5882 9 років тому +107

    "The owl is what we would call a beard of prey."

  • @sychosofie13
    @sychosofie13 5 років тому +1896

    My 13 year old son had to do a report of his favorite animal. Since he loves owls I had him watch this before he wrote his paper. Thank goodness I read over it before he turned it in because he wrote "Some owls eat mice, some eat bugs and some eat the eyes of children that get lost in the forest. Also, baby owls disguise themselves as Muppets." 😂😂😂

    • @shikenkanade
      @shikenkanade 4 роки тому +231

      I'm cackling because i'm imagining your son's teacher's face when they would have read that your son wrote that owls eats children's eyes. That and that they disguise themselves muppets. My mom had to shut me up.

    • @LilVeehive
      @LilVeehive 3 роки тому +46

      OMFG that's hilarious

    • @juniorfio1196
      @juniorfio1196 3 роки тому +82

      You should have let your son turn turn his paper in as such. I bet the teacher would have given your son an A+ for dragging him out of the hell hole known as the education system.

    • @sychosofie13
      @sychosofie13 3 роки тому +63

      @@juniorfio1196 haha I should have. I know one time he did a paper on Dodos and he put in as one of the bonus facts "In the movie Follow That Bird, a family of Dodos adopted Big Bird when The Feathered Friends (or as I like to call them, "Bird CYF") came to Sesame Street." He got an A+ on that paper 🤣

    • @herikso
      @herikso 3 роки тому +23

      Top ten things that never happened

  • @williamwalrus9473
    @williamwalrus9473 2 роки тому

    Words cannot express my joy when hearing your pronunciation of bird

  • @blazemordly9746
    @blazemordly9746 4 роки тому +122

    The kids in my 2nd grade classroom always learn so much when I put one of these informative documentaries on, thanks for your hard work.
    ~ A. Teacher

    • @tigobittesx
      @tigobittesx 4 роки тому +17

      I am confident I would get fired from my Masters class for letting the kids view this....

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 3 роки тому

      Alexander Teacher

  • @austink641
    @austink641 4 роки тому +321

    Who needs D.A.R.E when they have True facts? “Don’t do drugs - an owl just might rip your face off.”

    • @K.Marie119
      @K.Marie119 4 роки тому +4

      Probably more effective than DARE, tbh. DARE was a disaster.

    • @ashleyklotz3762
      @ashleyklotz3762 4 роки тому +1

      I haven't heard about DARE in a really long time, maybe it was finally taken over by owls?

    • @DrunKao
      @DrunKao 3 роки тому +1

      D.A.R.E stands for Drugs Are Really Awesome?

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому

      @@DrunKao That makes the acronym of DARA, not DARE

  • @ulyssesn0kturnal259
    @ulyssesn0kturnal259 8 років тому +266

    that evil look the owl gives perfect when frank says beaaaaard of prey lol

  • @prismavidamusic7226
    @prismavidamusic7226 4 роки тому +28

    Someone honestly said to me one time, "I wonder what owls say" and I responded, "Who?". And so she proceeded to ask again, "Owls... What do owls say?" And I again responded "Who?", and this actually went on for several minutes before she finally got what was happening. This conversation actually happened.

    • @kwgrid
      @kwgrid 3 роки тому +4

      Not all owls say 'whoooo'. The Barred Owl says, "Who cooks for you?" :D

  • @tylercooper1551
    @tylercooper1551 6 років тому +188

    And camouflage themselves as Muppets... Too perfect!!

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 8 років тому +268

    I didn't know that owls were Beards of Pray.

    • @snowinowen4
      @snowinowen4 8 років тому +18

      Facial hair is one of the deadliest predators.

    • @Aaxoz
      @Aaxoz 8 років тому +3

      Thie beird of pray

    • @taylormcbride5676
      @taylormcbride5676 8 років тому +1

      +Owenzz I fuckin' died thank you for that

    • @taylormcbride5676
      @taylormcbride5676 8 років тому

      +Crimson Clarity haha nice 😂 welcome to the family

    • @vincem3748
      @vincem3748 3 роки тому

      The byurds of pray can be quite religious. As opposed to the owl-gnostic owls... 🦉

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 роки тому +568

    Me: These owls are super aggressive predators and shouldn't be messed with.
    Also me: heehoo cute floofy borb

    • @owlgirl1998
      @owlgirl1998 3 роки тому +18

      The duality of raptors

    • @OGbluetooth_
      @OGbluetooth_ 2 роки тому +10

      The heehoo got me 😂

    • @CL-go2ji
      @CL-go2ji Рік тому +2

      Yes to both.

    • @annabellethepitty
      @annabellethepitty 7 місяців тому +2

      Some eat faces and some love pets. Gotta be willing to lose a finger to find out which is which, tho.

  • @originalsoundjunky
    @originalsoundjunky 3 роки тому +6

    I watched this on a whim because my kids were interested in seeing/hearing owls - and this video was a real hoot!
    My children were the right age that some of the jokes were over their head - this had me and my wife laughing out loud!

  • @TxLoneStar817
    @TxLoneStar817 9 років тому +191

    "Remember don't do drugs, cause an owl might come an rip your face off"...
    *puts down blunt. :/

    • @SweetieDreamz9
      @SweetieDreamz9 6 років тому +1

      King Lafayette it is NOT a "drug" tho 🙄😏

    • @user-lr3ez1qm9z
      @user-lr3ez1qm9z 6 років тому +3

      @@SweetieDreamz9 shut the fuck upppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

    • @tissimo77
      @tissimo77 5 років тому +3

      *hits blunt* *owl rips my face off *me* shh shh shh i can hear the burrito

  • @xxACIDVIRUSxx
    @xxACIDVIRUSxx 6 років тому +433

    “Don’t try to hide it, I already saw it” 😂😂😂 I die😂😂😂

    • @l.a.archer2695
      @l.a.archer2695 4 роки тому +9

      Right?! The best narrator comment (he says boldly outloud what we are all secretly thinking inside) in this video!

  • @bennyj4106
    @bennyj4106 8 років тому +247

    That voice is oddly satisfying

    • @LordIncompetent
      @LordIncompetent 8 років тому +17

      narrated by morgan freeman

    • @glucoseguardian2856
      @glucoseguardian2856 7 років тому

      Thru

    • @adrianedwin5799
      @adrianedwin5799 7 років тому

      Yessir

    • @SNing-eh5ow
      @SNing-eh5ow 6 років тому

      I actually think he's trying to sound like Professor Snape lol

    • @inviktus1983
      @inviktus1983 6 років тому

      @Sherry the Ning, no. it's definitely Morgan Freeman. Where did you get snape from? O_o

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma Рік тому +3

    I once heard someone call owls "fluffy pillows filled with seething hatred". Or something along those lines.

  • @ItsArgus
    @ItsArgus 6 років тому +109

    It's strange how accurate the metaphors are.

  • @ashgarden5863
    @ashgarden5863 5 років тому +278

    Cottonballs that grew faces and legs. I like dat.

  • @AAIIGI92
    @AAIIGI92 8 років тому +22

    Awwwww, for such a creepy looking creature, that owl at 0:53 looks so cute! It looks like its even smiling at the second shot!

  • @alisha938
    @alisha938 3 роки тому +1

    I love his narration!!

  • @shockanplays3735
    @shockanplays3735 4 роки тому +172

    Talking to friends
    Me: there's an owl among us
    Friend: who?
    Me: *narrows eyes* hmm I wonder.

  • @Frankfanja
    @Frankfanja 8 років тому +259

    i really liked this channel, i wish it was still alive.

  • @TheDragonsRose
    @TheDragonsRose 11 років тому +83

    The sound of a burrito.. I must discover this.

    • @TheDragonsRose
      @TheDragonsRose 11 років тому +7

      What about the size and consistency? Perhaps the contents within also change the individual burrito's sound?

    • @myXusername
      @myXusername 11 років тому +6

      Does it make a difference whether it's beef or chicken?

  • @katieashdown2145
    @katieashdown2145 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for all the endorphins.

  • @aiddentapia475
    @aiddentapia475 11 років тому +52

    "If silence were loudness, they would be the loudest flying bird...that's-that's a terrible metaphor" can't stop laughing...

  • @jinx7501
    @jinx7501 5 років тому +51

    This never gets old, I watch it ever so often but still makes me laugh

  • @brucedacynic704
    @brucedacynic704 9 років тому +696

    Ze Frank's voice keeps me from hurting myself and or others.

    • @rickjames8117
      @rickjames8117 9 років тому +3

      +Bruce DaCynic thats fucked up

    • @brucedacynic704
      @brucedacynic704 9 років тому +22

      rick james Why ? He has a very pleasant voice !

    • @MorticianMeagan
      @MorticianMeagan 9 років тому +1

      +Bruce DaCynic It is quite soothing.

    • @imperialguard7428
      @imperialguard7428 9 років тому +1

      +Bruce DaCynic seIf harm is n0t the key

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf 9 років тому +6

      +tiasnotonfire but harming others is >:D

  • @sahilsheikh5651
    @sahilsheikh5651 Рік тому +1

    I consider myself lucky that I found this channel. Today was amazing man.

  • @fruiitbatz6437
    @fruiitbatz6437 8 років тому +32

    2:50 "That is how an owl do"
    im gonna need this quote one day

  • @mdrehmel13
    @mdrehmel13 8 років тому +48

    flying pillows of seething rage

  • @hannahferrell1941
    @hannahferrell1941 4 роки тому +14

    Randomly decided to look up owl facts and I’m SO HAPPY I stumbled upon this video...super weird but also feel like I learned something so thank you. I appreciate you and owls a lot now

  • @lisamarica7112
    @lisamarica7112 4 роки тому

    I spend hours daily on tube and have for a few years.THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL ON UTUBE I HAVE FOUND SO FAR.I love animal channels but the delivery on this channel is out of this world

  • @ardenkerr1832
    @ardenkerr1832 5 років тому +136

    I love how sometimes he just stops and starts talking abt whatever the frick he wants...... it’s funny

  • @Thr4kus
    @Thr4kus 11 років тому +46

    The owl is what we call a Byerd of prey...
    Owl's expression: priceless!!!

    • @blahblahatt
      @blahblahatt 11 років тому +4

      Goddamn you! I was going to post that

  • @kw4584
    @kw4584 5 років тому +444

    No one:
    Zefrank: Byird.

  • @insanecow24
    @insanecow24 4 роки тому +22

    “...called owelettes, and they look like a cotton ball that grew a face, and legs.” Um, I think owl be the judge of that.
    - His Honor,
    Judge Bobby Owleson

    • @literaterose6731
      @literaterose6731 7 місяців тому

      And after it rains, they are moist owlettes!
      ::sorrynotsorry::

  • @michaelwright8427
    @michaelwright8427 4 роки тому +6

    Anytime I feel like I'm down all I have to do is watch your videos. I know you wont see this but every single video you made I've watched over and over knowing that know matter what your going through you always have men like you who make it easy to smile and laugh again. Thank you.

  • @dr.sungod2129
    @dr.sungod2129 5 років тому +107

    Who else bobbed there head and laughed when we were called idiots 😂

  • @VeryBeowulf
    @VeryBeowulf 8 років тому +22

    Dear Ze,
    On behalf of the 11 million plus people that love these, keep doing these fucking things.
    Love, a shit ton of people.

  • @xyleblack2545
    @xyleblack2545 3 роки тому +2

    Owls are so beautiful and cute 🥺🥰
    Even when they look like being pissed of it just looks so adorable ❤️ Also they sleep during the day, like me which makes them relatable