I really just want a five second long video of zefrank staring at the screen like in his profile pic, and then looking dejected and saying "Jerry, no."
I have a theory that Zefrank is one with Jerry, like a lewd, dyslexic Jekyll and Hyde; and he spends his life in a constant struggle to suppress his incivility at the Jane Austin soirées he always seems to be at in his videos
We found a hummingbird on the ground today. He wasn't really moving, and my mother asked if he was sick, injured or dead. But thanks to this video, I have a feeling he might've just been in torpor. So I nudged him a bit- he was stuck really hard to the ground, and twitched just a little in response to being touched. So I looked up what to do with a bird in torpor, and dad kept him warm. He's currently sitting in a makeshift nest on the back patio, with a tiny bowl of sugar water and a heating pad to keep him warm in the winter cold. He's a lot more active now, eating the sugar water, and making a recovery pretty quickly. So thank you Zefrank, you helped me save a bird's life!
@@hannahruth365 It took awhile, but he eventually started waking up out of his torpor and spread his wings. It took some time for him to actually try flying off, but he eventually took to the air himself, and I think he still comes around to sip off the feeder out back.
@@rhetoric5173 I'm pretty sure it was torpor considering it took him only about an hour total to get his energy back and start flying again. Heat and sugar water did the trick, so I'm like 95% sure it was torpor.
Honestly, yeah. The only classes I honestly could never improve in were the ones where it was mindless monotone droning for an hour straight and dead silence any other time
Your video saved a bird’s life today. I work construction, there was a “frozen” hummingbird on the cement floor today. Everyone was stealing over it assuming it was dead. Stiff as a board, no movement, eyes closed, no detectable pulse or breathing. I remembered seeing this video a while ago. I took the bird in my truck, found some orange juice, and brought him back to life over several minutes. He flew away about 10 minutes ago as I write this comment. Thank you!
Did a science fair project on hummingbirds. After six weeks of constantly feeding these biiiirds, we had to stop for fear that someone would get maimed. One particularly large rufus was VICIOUS.
"But of course, a well-hung feeder is the motherlode. ...Freud would have a _field day_ with that sentence, Jerry. You need help." I cannot get over the banter. It's so good.
@@shaunjimbangan1166 Sigmund Freud had a lot of weird stuff evolving around mother's and boobs and all kinds of just weird crazy shit. So to put the words "well hung feeder is the motherland" would be indicative of what Freud believed. That is by far nowhere near some of the craziest shit that he believed and taught... Look it up if you want an interesting laugh
@@shaunjimbangan1166 A "Freudian slip" is the idea that if someone is talking about one subject but thinking about another, then they may slip up and accidentally say something that combines he two subjects. And since Freud had a lot to say about sex, usually when people talk about "Freudian slips" they mean in the context of the second subject being sex.
I always ask myself why did hummingbirds evolve to need to eat two times their body weight, but then Mr. Documentarian says, "as if nature ever does things the easy way," and now I am satisfied. Thank you, you majestic Hummybeard.
There are moths that have no mouth so they starve to death from the moment they become moths so they literally “have no mouth and must fuck NOW”. Evolution is fucking stupid sometimes.
About 20 years ago, we had 3 feeders up for humming birds and routinely had more than a dozen feeding at the same time. It was amazing, like watching WWI aerial combat scenes. They seemed much more interested in fighting the others off than in feeding. The encounters often produced these loud reports, like maybe hitting two pieces of hardwood together, it was wing-contact! They are vicious mfers for sure.
Right? Everytime I hang mine there's a troop with 2 in particular that are REALLY just mean. And woodpeckers. They LOVE the hummingbird feeder but have to knocking the thing to get the liquid out pouring sugar water all over my back porch
When I first moved to Alaska we were camping and when I went to pee behind a berry bush and nearly had the sht scared outta me by a loud buzzing noise that turned out to be a hummer dive bombing me! Relieved it wasnt a bear but shocked that the tiny birds were so vicious! Then after building our house my husband wired big branches to our deck for them outside the window so we could watch them perch between sips at the feeders. I learned they were Rufous hummingbirds and migrated from Mexico to S.E. Alaska (I lived in Sitka ) every year and was the longest migration of all the hummers and most other migratory birds as well. They are also known to be one of the most aggressive and territorial. I'm probably biased but I think they are also the most beautiful. They are golden orange colors that shimmer like goldfish. And they sure put on a show. Dozens of them sometimes buzzing it out trying to lay claim. I called them my Golden Birds and got to enjoy them every one of the 20 years I lived there.
@@SpringerA1984 It was a pretty big porch, they were 10-15 feet apart. I think I needed to make them to sign a non-belligerence contract before allowing them to feed.
Zefrank: "But this isn't some hiding a bunch of KitKats in random drawers around the apartment kind of sugar addiction. You know who you are." Me: *I did NOT asked to be called out like this*
The Aztecs knew how hardcore hummingbirds are, considering that one of their war/sacrifice gods (also the world's fifth sun, long story) was called the "hummingbird of the West".
Funny rhing is he was born from a feather that landen on a aztec godess stomach and she got inpregnated. And almost all his brothers and sisters wanted to kill him and their mom but while they were marching towards the temple to kill their mom he was born and he came out already in the war attire and whit a weapon in the form of a serpent and he slaughtered all the siblings trying to kill him and his mom . He dismembered his older sister and she became the moon . Man aztec lore is interesting as fk
Here because the Dr Don Powers cited in the description is actually my current ornithology professor. This video is absolutely fantastic, it had my friend and I crying in our professor's office
"As it sticks it's beak into the flowers hole it gets the flowers male stuff all over it's face- Jerry. I can't read this. I don't care if that's how the flowers get all pregnant. It's smut!"
@@namedrop721 Well damn xD super cynical but sad to say I've got to admit you're probably right.. Bleh. The world is just soo great right now huh haha.
I used to love using your vids with my 10th grade biology students... nothing like a little mildly inappropriate innuendo to spice up the cool animal facts and amazing imagery. Retired now but still laughing out loud as I enjoy your work.
“Imagine impressing your date on a picnic by climbing up a large hill then running down as fast as you can and right when you pass them spreading your cheeks and (fart noise). That is how a hummingbird do.”
My late husband loved to argue with me that hummingbirds could never (or did never) stop flying or flittering..But I had to prove it to him,as I saw them roost in my mesquite tree many times where my feeders hung.They do stop,they will just sit on a branch and rest.
“the fairies don’t even try to ride these ones, they’re too dangerous, but if they find a dead one they’ll take the beak off and make two saws out of it to cut down twigs to make toothpicks. that’s how they’re made and thats how the fairies put food on the table, and i’ll s*** in a cup of you say otherwise” - why is no one talking about this!? it’s so good!
Fun fact: It was believed that Aztec Warriors would be reincarnated as hummingbirds when they died. Makes a lot of sense when you see how cracked out these little birds are.
@@hakimdhaou www.britannica.com/topic/Huitzilopochtli Nope. Huitzilopochtli’s name is a cognate of the Nahuatl words huitzilin, “hummingbird,” and opochtli, “left.” Aztecs believed that dead warriors were reincarnated as hummingbirds and considered the south to be the left side of the world; thus, his name meant the “resuscitated warrior of the south.” His other names included Xiuhpilli (“Turquoise Prince”) and Totec (“Our Lord”). His nagual, or animal disguise, was the eagle.
I live in the PNW and for the last couple of years, we've had days of a hard freeze. I noted my feeder was frozen and tried to take it down to thaw ... and one of my birds got SO upset. So much so, in fact, he was licking the popsicle of the feeder while I was holding it. I stood there for nearly 5 minutes before he got enough. Took the feeder indoors and melted, and then wrapped for insulation, and that worked. Just a few towels secured with rubber bands. Had to do so again this year, and it worked. No sadly desperate birds trying to eat from my hand. Whew. However, now that it's warmed up, they still fight. One will eat, pausing to look for another, and then a fight. These little guys are viscous. ALL of them fight for the feeder, males, females ... they all fight all the time for food. Females will fight males, males will fight males, females will fight females ... all for food. However, when a female with an egg she's not laid yet finds the food, seems like everyone else stops fighting. She can sit there, looking like a golf ball, perched on the feeder, sleeping (and nearly falling backwards), and no others bother her. She can eat and sleep and no one attacks her like every other bird does. It's pretty cool, because you have confirmation that the specific bird is not only female, but that she's pregnant. Pregnancy, apparently, equals "Off limits". And frankly, it doesn't have a whit to do with any male. It would appear, in my observation over years, that a pregnant female is off limits, period. Mom can have all of the food she wants first. She's not attacked. She will disappear for a couple of weeks once she's laid her eggs, and then she'll be back ... fighting off everyone else as normal. All we have to do after is look at the colors of the males and the lesser of the colors of the females, and we know which offspring belongs to which female. We've had Redneck (male), Gaia (a moss green female),, who produced Orangello (Orange jello ... long story which was a super bright orange). Another "redneck" female. Brown at any other angle that I could see. The point in this long response is that you have to know your birds before you can tell the offspring of what pairing. As always, females are dull and males are bright ... but that may be false depending on the light in which you view them. Hard to tell, so take notes. Or not, and just enjoy.
I swear this was one of the funniest episodes in awhile. When he slowed down that one birds sound which sounded like a quick fart I almost died laughing. I can't imagine how much fun he has making these. We need a blooper reel of him recording and laughing at the shit he says.
God this may be the best one yet "Imagine impressing your date by climbing up a large hill, then running down as fast as you can, and right when you pass them, spreading your cheeks and *bird noise(?)* "
@@courier6402 Surprisingly, it really went well! So I tried hard all day not to leak any gas just for this special event. When I finally saw my dream girl later this night at the bar I just ran past her while creating a "ppppfffffffffffft"! noise.... Well ok, while running it was more like a locomotive pfft! - pfft! - pfft! - pfft! - pfft !-noise.... When I returned to the bar, she literally clung to me like glue! Not even the ripped dude who was flirting with her stood a chance! Hummingbirds have it all figured out!
The beauty of ZeFrank is that you actually ENJOY being educated. I'm now thinking how fascinating hummingbirds are and how much they could teach us about conditions like diabetes
Before it is a moth it is the tomato hornworm My wife leaves them alone on her tomato plants which they devour after they devour them the tomato plants usually leaf out and provide a bumper crop of huge tomatoes which in turn the blooms are pollinated by you guessed it the hummingbird moth making the huge tomatoes and healthy plants This usually occurs during the worst heat of summer so the tomatoes are looking awful and not producing anyway so no big deal if they get munched to the stem why no one around has any veggies growing especially tomatoes my wife's plants are falling over with fruit healthy and green She is totally organic no chemicals or unnatural fertilizers period just rabbit ,duck ,goose ,and chicken manure from our pet farm animals from the compost pile also gets horse and cow from other farms especially our nearby organic dairy farm We have no bug problems we have plenty of beneficials ,birds ,dragonflies ,toads ,lizards and frogs so everything stays in balance Sometimes the tomato hornworm is a Luna Moth there are 2 species of hornworm in our area one grows into the Hummingbird Moth other into Luna Moths She usually just plants a few extra tomato plants in her butterfly gardens for the moths She believes the hornworm and tomato have a symbiotic relationship of sorts The plants not eaten on are never as healthy or productive and have disease issues the ones who get eaten down are simply gorgeous afterwards with no fungal or disease problems during their season She always has more tomatoes than she can use It is a shame people are always hurting the hornworm in cruel ways when in fact it is the best thing for your tomato plants She gets the the worms are eating up your gardens and herbs you need to spray nope that would be my butterflies what I planted them for She had a puny bronze fennel about 2 feet in height after the caterpillars ate it down a few times came back as a 7 foot giant about 4 feet around it was huge and lived for years in the garden just getting larger each year She divided it Hummers are amazing creatures my wife has one that sits on her shoulder out in the garden she rescued it as a baby caught in a spider web It has it's own feeders by the bedroom window and is a year round resident It will fly in the parrot's aviary in the winter and overwinter out of the cold It is funny to see this small bird sitting on the top of a huge parrot's cage They are cool with each other and it does resemble it's winter territory with all the plants She has her nest on the arbor beside the bedroom window each year in the vines quite a spoiled little hummingbird The Hummingbird Moths are so cool they feed alongside the hummers in the late evening but usually later on so flowers get pollinated both day and night
@🌹🌹SUMMER ROSE🌹🌹 Jerry is a fake supporting character that Ze Frank pretends to reference for comedic effect, often about a mistake or weird statement from 'Jerry'.
I had to rescue one from work once. During the warmer parts of the year we would have the doors open and oftentimes bugs would get caught in the big windows not knowing how to get out. Found a hummingbird moth the night of inventory and brought it outside. Caught so many things from dragonflies, moths, beetles, bees, butterflies... even a bird once.
This was the first of these videos I saw and it’s still my favorite; I love that someone actually has the nerve to expose the awesome freakiness of hummingbirds.
I have had the same hummingbird claim my yard for the last 5 years. We call him Sassy Boy. He's a Black Chinned Hummingbird and he's a bit smaller than the other Black Chins and his beak is a bit shorter as well. We have 5 feeders in the backyard and we can get up to 6 or 7 birds at one time.
True story, a friend of ours actually got speared in the chest by a hummingbird that was flying by when he was walking around his wood shed. That had to hurt like hell. Damn meth birds need to watch where they're going. Don't drugs, or nectar kids.
I would like ZeFrank to narrate my biography after I die. That way my life will sound way more interesting than it actually was. "That is how a Sage do... or did. She's dead."
I watched this video like 5 times and this sentence evaded me every time. I knew nothing of this man; and so went on down a google sink hole. Now the entire paragraph makes sense. My dude, I don’t even know if “true facts” understand the master class that excerpt entails.
This is using a memory technique developed by Harry Lorayne, Barry Farber and Jerry Lucas, among others. Make a fact or idea dirty, sexy or weird and you can easily remember it. The idea came from ancient writers on memory who said any thing odd, strange weird,, etc., we remembered easily. We learned more about hummingbirds in 12 minutes than hours of classroom instruction or reading a thick, heavy book. And we will be able to remember it.
@@AlexaY82 but the point was that we learned more per minute than we ever could from a book. Books are great for storing information, not so good at teaching it.
“When they wake up it can take up to 20 minutes for them to shiver and shake their way up to normal body temperature and the first thing they do is hit the sauce.” I feel you hummingbird….I feel you…
Every line in this video is a quote worth laughing at. My favorite is the "I mean if you had your own wind tunnel you'd put all kinds of crap in--not a baby! Not mayonnaise! But definitely the butt feathers of a bird."
@@Tallahite but he say you wouldn't put those two random, unrelated things in there. I think it's just bc it could be dangerous or scary for the mayo baby and the mayo would just be messy. Potential for scientific advancement is rather low with those two items. But bi-yerd butt feathers? Now there's a recipe for incrementally advanced the pool of human knowledge in an obscure, highly-specialized manner
Jerry is the unsung hero of True Facts. In all seriousness, that butt-feather wind-tunnel thing (never thought I'd type that out) surprised me with how legitimately fascinating I found it to be! What a wonderful world.
....it does a little barrel roll right at the end, let's listen : "Pip" For science let's slow that down : "Pap" A little but more, for science.. "PARRRP" Yup, that just about ended my plans to sleep... Tears, sides aching and pretty much waking up the whole household with intense laughter.. Thanks for that...
@@Kumicuci Hot enough to kill most viruses and bacteria, which is why we get a fever when we're sick. So they probably don't have much problems with disease(maybe parasites, idk).
@@Source-Z-rer Interestingly, they knew about it before penicillin had been discovered, and at least one disease(syphilis) was first cured by infecting the patient with malaria, and then curing the malaria with quinine.
Jet Li & friends: dressed like hummingbyrds. On trapezes: also dressed like hummingbyrds. With swords: even still dressed like hummingbyrds. Captured on filum: by people dressed like drugged-out hummingbyrds, behbeh!
I love all your videos, but I have to say that this is one of my all time favorites that I keep coming back to. Just got to witness a brief hummingbyird mating dance over my flower bed this morning. 😂 Thank you for the joy you bring to the world!! 🥰
Please, please, a true facts about the axolotl. They're just sitting there, waiting for you. So weird and interesting and perfect. They're calling out for you, zefrank.
The world needs to know that evolution took them down a notch and cursed them to be eternally babies because they were getting too powerful. Seriously, it's called neoteny. They never physically mature. Oh, also, they can regrow whole limbs and organs like deadpool.
Thank you for this episode. My grandma is dying from stage 4 heart/lung cancer. It's bad and theres nothing they can do. She loves hummingbirds and this video gave her a laugh and took her away from it all for a bit. Made me cry, again thank you for this one
**sends hugs and good thoughts to you** This year has been brutal on many fronts. Lost my aunt to lung cancer a couple years ago and my mom to Covid this year. Just want to let you know you're not alone.
@@DeKitten it's lovely that even though you have had some awful losses you still want to reach out to console a stranger. We need more of that in the world.
"Imagine trying to impress your date on a picnic by climb..." I can't finish ... it's so damn hard to type when you're laughing like a hyena on a morphine toot! Another classic, Zefrank; you've brightened my day ... again.
This channel is a gem. I read every zoo book I saw a dozen times as a kid in the 90s. People always look at me weird when I say something like “cats front arms aren’t attached to their body with a joint. Just connective tissues.”
@@exmohobobonobo I’m far to neurotic to form any cohesive list of facts on camera. It’s not very impressive when all I have to contribute to a conversation is a random fact about something completely off topic
@@exmohobobonobo Thank. Being autistic, I struggle with comedic queues. You have increased my levels of confidence. I’m so glad friend. Would you really enjoy such a channel? I can add you once I start a channel with all this new found confidence. Will you be my first sub you dirty lil girl?
I volunteered for decades for a bird banding program with an ornithologist with the DNR, had a blast and learned a lot. Really appreciate your delivery! The information can be a bit dry at times but congratulations, you make it sound secksy (a major feat)! Thanks this was a riot and I'm looking forward to more! 😆🧚
Fun fact about hummingbirds: they are one of the only groups of birds to pee. Most birds convert their urea (the main waste product in urine) into uric acid. Uric acid is less toxic than urea, so it can be stored in the body in a more concentrated (and solid) form. This is important because in order to fly, a bird cant be carrying around a full bladder (urine is mostly water because urea is so toxic). However, since hummingbirds get way more water than they need from nectar, they have to be constantly excreting urine throughout the day.
I still want a "True Facts: Jerry" video one of these days...
That would be amazing. That has to happen.
I want a True Facts: Zefrank edition.
OH PLEASE YES
I too, am curious to know how a Jerry do.
I really just want a five second long video of zefrank staring at the screen like in his profile pic, and then looking dejected and saying "Jerry, no."
Jerry's script is really getting out of hand.
I need Jerry's articulation style of words.
I have a theory that Zefrank is one with Jerry, like a lewd, dyslexic Jekyll and Hyde; and he spends his life in a constant struggle to suppress his incivility at the Jane Austin soirées he always seems to be at in his videos
Jerry needs to team up with Danny from Business Blaze.
Jerry said he and I were going "halfsies" on a flesh lite
Atleast it wasn’t written by a clam
Plebian: Birb
Intellectuals: Byierd
björd ;-)
Einstein: bird but without the r
santa deniers: bird
santa believers: byerd
I think Santa's is the correct spelling! HAHAHAHAHA!!¡!!
@@TF2CrunchyFrog how do you know? Have you had enough frog to know they're crunchy??!?
We found a hummingbird on the ground today. He wasn't really moving, and my mother asked if he was sick, injured or dead. But thanks to this video, I have a feeling he might've just been in torpor. So I nudged him a bit- he was stuck really hard to the ground, and twitched just a little in response to being touched. So I looked up what to do with a bird in torpor, and dad kept him warm.
He's currently sitting in a makeshift nest on the back patio, with a tiny bowl of sugar water and a heating pad to keep him warm in the winter cold. He's a lot more active now, eating the sugar water, and making a recovery pretty quickly. So thank you Zefrank, you helped me save a bird's life!
Were you able to release him?
@@hannahruth365 It took awhile, but he eventually started waking up out of his torpor and spread his wings. It took some time for him to actually try flying off, but he eventually took to the air himself, and I think he still comes around to sip off the feeder out back.
awesome
@@mariofan1ish doubt it torpor lol sounds like he got hit from something
@@rhetoric5173 I'm pretty sure it was torpor considering it took him only about an hour total to get his energy back and start flying again. Heat and sugar water did the trick, so I'm like 95% sure it was torpor.
Not even 50 secs and he's already got 4 jokes out he is on fire.
Nothing less would be appropriate for the hummingbird video. Nature's manic coke addicts.
@@Bluecho4 lmao
Every ten seconds it's another great joke AND a legitimate science fact. I'm just in awe.
Schools: DONT DO DRUGS KIDS!
ZeFrank: don't do drugs, at least not a lot of them
I can't like this. It already has the perfect number of likes.
I ruined the perfect number of likes
Don't worry everyone, we'll just get it to 420 instead.
I'll listen to ZeFrank. He's taught me more than school ever has so
dont do weed before your 25,
"Don't do drugs. Not a lot of them, anyway. Everything in moderation. Except moderation."
my senior quote
That’s Benjamin Franklin. Moderation in everything including moderation
I thought it was Oscar Wilde
I'm shelving this one in my brainstem with "Eat food, not to much, mostly plants."
@@sjshapir Are you a serious educated adult person here? What are you doing here? Sorry about the smutty language! 😀
If all education was this fun, the world would be full of geniuses.
I would never miss class!!!
Yes! I've never laughed so much while learning so much. One of my all time favorite channels.😉
Honestly, yeah. The only classes I honestly could never improve in were the ones where it was mindless monotone droning for an hour straight and dead silence any other time
@brightmoon7132 Same, especially learning about potential human courting dives. Honestly, I think I broke a rib or three.
Wow, zefrank's on fire in this one. He must really like these bierds.
That would be byirds
Beards
Ze frank himself would reply to this conversation
Who doesn’t love hummingbeards
@@davidispisces Hummingbirds are amusing!
"You don't just wake up one day and want to deep-tongue a flower."
Speak for yourself, Zefrank.
UwU
Zefrank, you so very rock my stripey socks.
Here's the shorter version
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Next Video: *True Facts: The Moth*
zefrank: Jerry, that's a hummingbird
God, please, yes.
hummingbeeyurd*
THIS. God I need this.
Oh how I've missed you 🏆❤❤❤
I thought he did the hummingbird hawk moth already.
Your video saved a bird’s life today. I work construction, there was a “frozen” hummingbird on the cement floor today. Everyone was stealing over it assuming it was dead. Stiff as a board, no movement, eyes closed, no detectable pulse or breathing. I remembered seeing this video a while ago. I took the bird in my truck, found some orange juice, and brought him back to life over several minutes. He flew away about 10 minutes ago as I write this comment. Thank you!
My mother is obsessed with hummingbirds, and I don’t think she will ever like anything more than this video...“For science.”
Dr. M. H. She laughed so long she had to rewind to see what she missed.
My mom is the exact opposite 😂 she's terrified of hummingbirds.
James Davidson oh, no! Lol. I mean, if they were the size of a cat or dog, we would all be in trouble. 🤣
Dr. M. H. Awe, thank you as well. We all definitely enjoyed her reaction. I’ll have to catch it on video next time we show her something Ze does. Lol
Did a science fair project on hummingbirds. After six weeks of constantly feeding these biiiirds, we had to stop for fear that someone would get maimed. One particularly large rufus was VICIOUS.
Fun Fact: The Aztecs believed that the hummingbirds are reborn fallen warriors
Blood! Blood for the blood god!
That's just how the fallen Aztec warriors do
Is that where the hummingbird's bloodlust comes from?
@@mariuchiha4664 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@@redman7775 MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
Fifteen licks a second? Forget Mr Owl. The kid should've asked Mr Hummingbird about the Tootsie Pop.
Then the world would know
I was wondering this exact same thing.
That would make a very short commercial though, humming birds are really fast. That's like trying to learn the alphabet from Eminem's Rap God. Lol
@@lwright9690 Or trying to learn guitar from Napalm Death's You Suffer.
Then the lollipop would be gone in an instant. It'd be like 1234561020- I give up.
"But of course, a well-hung feeder is the motherlode.
...Freud would have a _field day_ with that sentence, Jerry. You need help."
I cannot get over the banter. It's so good.
I don't get it, what is the joke?
@@shaunjimbangan1166 Sigmund Freud had a lot of weird stuff evolving around mother's and boobs and all kinds of just weird crazy shit. So to put the words "well hung feeder is the motherland" would be indicative of what Freud believed. That is by far nowhere near some of the craziest shit that he believed and taught... Look it up if you want an interesting laugh
@@shaunjimbangan1166 A "Freudian slip" is the idea that if someone is talking about one subject but thinking about another, then they may slip up and accidentally say something that combines he two subjects. And since Freud had a lot to say about sex, usually when people talk about "Freudian slips" they mean in the context of the second subject being sex.
@DBSeamz Or to put it succinctly, a Fruedian slip is when you mean one thing and say a mother.
@@matthewtullis7205 lmao
"I don't care if that's how the flowers get pregnant, it's smut!"
Jerry, that's a moth.
@Night shade Oh, hun
@@RagbagMcShag Truly a rare species
Night shade 😂
"It's like MMA, but on a trapeze, and with swords; it's a Jet Li movie."
I wish we see some hummingbird in Daniel Boone Forest. We hike 2 different trails but no hummingbird.
m.ua-cam.com/video/sQ5eqCVjSFg/v-deo.html
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I always ask myself why did hummingbirds evolve to need to eat two times their body weight, but then Mr. Documentarian says, "as if nature ever does things the easy way," and now I am satisfied. Thank you, you majestic Hummybeard.
”Evolve”
The entire strategy of life is basically just keep trying different things until something sticks, and don't fret the dead organisms.
It doesn’t have to make sense to humans. As long as creatures manage to reproduce themselves anything goes. That’s how nature do. 😁
There are moths that have no mouth so they starve to death from the moment they become moths so they literally “have no mouth and must fuck NOW”.
Evolution is fucking stupid sometimes.
Evolution is like a drunk college student cobbling together a meal. As long as it works it's getting used
About 20 years ago, we had 3 feeders up for humming birds and routinely had more than a dozen feeding at the same time. It was amazing, like watching WWI aerial combat scenes. They seemed much more interested in fighting the others off than in feeding. The encounters often produced these loud reports, like maybe hitting two pieces of hardwood together, it was wing-contact! They are vicious mfers for sure.
Right? Everytime I hang mine there's a troop with 2 in particular that are REALLY just mean. And woodpeckers. They LOVE the hummingbird feeder but have to knocking the thing to get the liquid out pouring sugar water all over my back porch
When I first moved to Alaska we were camping and when I went to pee behind a berry bush and nearly had the sht scared outta me by a loud buzzing noise that turned out to be a hummer dive bombing me! Relieved it wasnt a bear but shocked that the tiny birds were so vicious! Then after building our house my husband wired big branches to our deck for them outside the window so we could watch them perch between sips at the feeders. I learned they were Rufous hummingbirds and migrated from Mexico to S.E. Alaska (I lived in Sitka ) every year and was the longest migration of all the hummers and most other migratory birds as well. They are also known to be one of the most aggressive and territorial. I'm probably biased but I think they are also the most beautiful. They are golden orange colors that shimmer like goldfish. And they sure put on a show. Dozens of them sometimes buzzing it out trying to lay claim. I called them my Golden Birds and got to enjoy them every one of the 20 years I lived there.
Might need to move the feeders farther apart?
@@SpringerA1984 It was a pretty big porch, they were 10-15 feet apart. I think I needed to make them to sign a non-belligerence contract before allowing them to feed.
"When the hummingbird says just the tip, you might be licked dry in an instant"
I laughed way too hard on that one
My filthy brain is trying to add context to that statement. 😳
@Gavit Noonday im scared to click that link
@@mrrexychomp9829 lol the guy’s a bot
Foreplay God
😂😂😂
“Jerry, that’s a moth...”
Moth: *:(*
Not a Moth.
The moth that aspires to be a hummingbird 💖
@@gavin964 yes it is
moth: LÄMP
Jerry: :(
True facts about Jerry: puts clips of moths in a hummingberd video. Because that's how Jerry do
Jokes aside, I get some of those hummingbird moths in my garden. They're gorgeous insects, and they really do look like hummingbirds.
@@undershade1834
When has she ever bagged him?
Screw the joke, I want this video, I want to know about this recurring side character.
"I'm not busting on Toledo, I'll leave that to the hummingbirds. Sorry." Got me. Full out laughing, yet again.
"For science, let's slow that down. A little bit more for science."
🤣🤣
@jager64xxx xxxpanzer lmfao!
For science.
Zefrank: "But this isn't some hiding a bunch of KitKats in random drawers around the apartment kind of sugar addiction. You know who you are."
Me: *I did NOT asked to be called out like this*
Right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me carries soda and water with me
I so agree! How rude!! Haha!
“I’m in this video and I don’t like it”
Jokes on you mate. I devour all the sugar that exist in the house.
The Aztecs knew how hardcore hummingbirds are, considering that one of their war/sacrifice gods (also the world's fifth sun, long story) was called the "hummingbird of the West".
The great Huitzilopochtli was depicted as a hummingbird.
@@Honeythorn68 Yeah, that's the one! I could not for the life of me remember his name.
Blood for the Blood God!
Funny rhing is he was born from a feather that landen on a aztec godess stomach and she got inpregnated. And almost all his brothers and sisters wanted to kill him and their mom but while they were marching towards the temple to kill their mom he was born and he came out already in the war attire and whit a weapon in the form of a serpent and he slaughtered all the siblings trying to kill him and his mom . He dismembered his older sister and she became the moon . Man aztec lore is interesting as fk
@@cerberusnovaempire9483 God damn that’s hardcore as fuck
Here because the Dr Don Powers cited in the description is actually my current ornithology professor. This video is absolutely fantastic, it had my friend and I crying in our professor's office
''This is a hummingbjørd'
Its too hard to argue with his assessment
A Møøse once bit my sister...
i just want him to say "mooshy-mooshy bjørd bebbiez"
Beeyurd.
It’s spelled byereds duh
"Thats how fairies put food on the table and I'll s*** in a cup if you say otherwise"
The passion in that statement killed me
I think he means it.
I'm convinced it's the truth because of the commitment.
"As it sticks it's beak into the flowers hole it gets the flowers male stuff all over it's face- Jerry. I can't read this. I don't care if that's how the flowers get all pregnant. It's smut!"
That bit killed me lol
😂😂😂
His metaphors should win him a Nobel prize one day.
"...But of course, a well-hung feeder is the motherload. Jerry, Freud would have a field day with that sentence, you need help." - Gold
Motherlode.
@Jaime Monzon Bautista 😂🤣😂
@Jaime Monzon Bautista Well, OK then.
Motherlode?
I actually didn’t get what he meant by this 😔
HOW has zefrank not gotten a Netflix documentary yet?
Because twerking prepubescents take priority.
@@Pynaegan It's good to know where their committee's heads are at.
Because Netflix would ruin it. Kill the creativity, take out the fun dirty and put in pedo dirty...Netflix is a money funnel for bad people
amen
@@namedrop721 Well damn xD super cynical but sad to say I've got to admit you're probably right.. Bleh. The world is just soo great right now huh haha.
"104 Fahrenheit, which is look it up yourself Celsius".
40.
@@Bastista1 thank you
Takes all the romance out of measuring.
Im not gonna lie that got me, it got me good😂😂
there's one country in the whole world still using the commonwealth measurement system. One that's the length of a football in feet.
I used to love using your vids with my 10th grade biology students... nothing like a little mildly inappropriate innuendo to spice up the cool animal facts and amazing imagery. Retired now but still laughing out loud as I enjoy your work.
They do have a channel for True Facts edited to be -appropriate- less inappropriate for education.
Ok groomer.
@@TJF588 Love your "edit"! 🤣
My teacher showed us this video today, we are in 7th grade. 😭
W teacher
Please do a "True Facts: Jerry" next
Or "True Facts: David"
I want a "True Facts About Centaurs."
@@JackVermicelli what have u got against jerry man...it's bcoz of people like u that jerry is still in the shadows!!!
"First of all we have to learn about a german chap called Siegmund Freud..."
I will donate 1000 dollars to patreon if you do this
“Imagine impressing your date on a picnic by climbing up a large hill then running down as fast as you can and right when you pass them spreading your cheeks and (fart noise). That is how a hummingbird do.”
That killed me lmao
That was funny 😂
Just don't follow through
Rotflmmfao 🤣 🤣😭
I visualized it in my head too 😂
"Let's slow that down...for science." (humming bird noise starts to sound more like a human fart) "One more time. For science."
*"For science"*
It should be more like "for science!" You know for those agro male Hummingbird who likes to use feather farts. 👍
Imagine running down a hill past your date spreading your cheeks and ppppttt
Ok, that was mildly funny. But the bit afterwards about the human running down the hill and letting one go at his girlfriend had me ROTFL.
i think that part became my favorite of all zefrank's videos. laughed til it hurt
My late husband loved to argue with me that hummingbirds could never (or did never) stop flying or flittering..But I had to prove it to him,as I saw them roost in my mesquite tree many times where my feeders hung.They do stop,they will just sit on a branch and rest.
How would they even incubate their eggs if they couldn't land? Even swifts land to nest, and they stay in the air for months at a time.
“I’m not busting on Toledo. I’ll leave that to the hummingbirds. Sorry.”
That was the line from the video.
I’m in Toledo!! We have these in our yard!! These jacked up hummers!!
That was the OOOOOOH NO HE DIDN'T!, line!
Awesome line!
And that was the point where I lost it 😂
“the fairies don’t even try to ride these ones, they’re too dangerous, but if they find a dead one they’ll take the beak off and make two saws out of it to cut down twigs to make toothpicks. that’s how they’re made and thats how the fairies put food on the table, and i’ll s*** in a cup of you say otherwise” - why is no one talking about this!? it’s so good!
I agree, and I am still laughing, and my sides hurt from it.
Benjamin Rood yes!
That freakin killed me!
I happened to scroll to the comment at the exact second he was saying it lmao
i had to replay that several times to make sure i heard what i thought i did lmao
Fun fact: It was believed that Aztec Warriors would be reincarnated as hummingbirds when they died.
Makes a lot of sense when you see how cracked out these little birds are.
Wait a Minute.... was that a clever JoJo Reference?
@@hakimdhaou www.britannica.com/topic/Huitzilopochtli Nope.
Huitzilopochtli’s name is a cognate of the Nahuatl words huitzilin, “hummingbird,” and opochtli, “left.” Aztecs believed that dead warriors were reincarnated as hummingbirds and considered the south to be the left side of the world; thus, his name meant the “resuscitated warrior of the south.” His other names included Xiuhpilli (“Turquoise Prince”) and Totec (“Our Lord”). His nagual, or animal disguise, was the eagle.
@@aquamarinerose5405 Ahh, I see. I will look into that, sounds really intresting!
Thought you said bastards instead of birds haha
@@hakimdhaou *Why do Jojo fans always assume that something is a reference of Jojo's Bizzare Adventures?* Is that the only anime you know?
I live in the PNW and for the last couple of years, we've had days of a hard freeze.
I noted my feeder was frozen and tried to take it down to thaw ... and one of my birds got SO upset. So much so, in fact, he was licking the popsicle of the feeder while I was holding it. I stood there for nearly 5 minutes before he got enough.
Took the feeder indoors and melted, and then wrapped for insulation, and that worked. Just a few towels secured with rubber bands.
Had to do so again this year, and it worked.
No sadly desperate birds trying to eat from my hand. Whew.
However, now that it's warmed up, they still fight. One will eat, pausing to look for another, and then a fight. These little guys are viscous. ALL of them fight for the feeder, males, females ... they all fight all the time for food. Females will fight males, males will fight males, females will fight females ... all for food.
However, when a female with an egg she's not laid yet finds the food, seems like everyone else stops fighting.
She can sit there, looking like a golf ball, perched on the feeder, sleeping (and nearly falling backwards), and no others bother her. She can eat and sleep and no one attacks her like every other bird does.
It's pretty cool, because you have confirmation that the specific bird is not only female, but that she's pregnant. Pregnancy, apparently, equals "Off limits". And frankly, it doesn't have a whit to do with any male.
It would appear, in my observation over years, that a pregnant female is off limits, period. Mom can have all of the food she wants first. She's not attacked. She will disappear for a couple of weeks once she's laid her eggs, and then she'll be back ... fighting off everyone else as normal.
All we have to do after is look at the colors of the males and the lesser of the colors of the females, and we know which offspring belongs to which female.
We've had Redneck (male), Gaia (a moss green female),, who produced Orangello (Orange jello ... long story which was a super bright orange). Another "redneck" female. Brown at any other angle that I could see.
The point in this long response is that you have to know your birds before you can tell the offspring of what pairing.
As always, females are dull and males are bright ... but that may be false depending on the light in which you view them.
Hard to tell, so take notes.
Or not, and just enjoy.
I love that you stood there. You = awesome.
I need a dvd/blu-ray of all the videos. Call it "True Facts: Planet Earth"
If he got his own Planet Earth Series, that HE could script as he wanted, I would pay money for that instead of having my friend bootleg it... 😂
Yes!!!
Ikr i would buy
I would buy several copies!
Why did I ever think that I was above fart jokes
I laughed every single time
No one should ever be above fart jokes. Farts make the world a funnier place, slightly smelllier, but worth it.
For science
Just face facts you can't beat the classics 🤣
Me toooooo 🤣😂🤣
Amen!
OK, here for the humour but was blown away by the science in this one.
IKR!! Wow!!
That's all of these videos. Hope more kids see them. Talk about an education!
Here for the science but was blown away by the humor.
Right?? It was such a good episode!
"It's just the sad outcome of a very serious addiction...." Not even one minute in had me rolling.
This is pure gold!
All this tounge action and not one “lickity split” joke
Nor even a "Licky boom boom down".
What about lika licky
That was gold.
Double points for a split tongue, too!
I swear this was one of the funniest episodes in awhile. When he slowed down that one birds sound which sounded like a quick fart I almost died laughing. I can't imagine how much fun he has making these. We need a blooper reel of him recording and laughing at the shit he says.
Yea, I was crying. *Bleeping* hysterical. Toilet humor at its best.
For science!
@@TehPwnographer the one with peacook spider they have a blooper section
Frrr I genuinely laughed so many times
@@agerbirk1996 See that's what we need more of!
God this may be the best one yet
"Imagine impressing your date by climbing up a large hill, then running down as fast as you can, and right when you pass them, spreading your cheeks and *bird noise(?)* "
That is how a hummingbeard do
Thanks for the dating advice! I'm gonna go try it out right now!
@@The_Stef pls give us a update
@@courier6402 Surprisingly, it really went well! So I tried hard all day not to leak any gas just for this special event. When I finally saw my dream girl later this night at the bar I just ran past her while creating a "ppppfffffffffffft"! noise....
Well ok, while running it was more like a locomotive pfft! - pfft! - pfft! - pfft! - pfft !-noise.... When I returned to the bar, she literally clung to me like glue! Not even the ripped dude who was flirting with her stood a chance!
Hummingbirds have it all figured out!
@@The_Stef Thank for the update but I'm going to stick to my Charisma of 10 speech 100 and sexy sleepwear but good luck with life
The beauty of ZeFrank is that you actually ENJOY being educated.
I'm now thinking how fascinating hummingbirds are and how much they could teach us about conditions like diabetes
"Jerry, that's a moth." 😆 Some people might not realize, but that's a hummingbird moth! 😛
Before it is a moth it is the tomato hornworm My wife leaves them alone on her tomato plants which they devour after they devour them the tomato plants usually leaf out and provide a bumper crop of huge tomatoes which in turn the blooms are pollinated by you guessed it the hummingbird moth making the huge tomatoes and healthy plants This usually occurs during the worst heat of summer so the tomatoes are looking awful and not producing anyway so no big deal if they get munched to the stem why no one around has any veggies growing especially tomatoes my wife's plants are falling over with fruit healthy and green She is totally organic no chemicals or unnatural fertilizers period just rabbit ,duck ,goose ,and chicken manure from our pet farm animals from the compost pile also gets horse and cow from other farms especially our nearby organic dairy farm We have no bug problems we have plenty of beneficials ,birds ,dragonflies ,toads ,lizards and frogs so everything stays in balance Sometimes the tomato hornworm is a Luna Moth there are 2 species of hornworm in our area one grows into the Hummingbird Moth other into Luna Moths She usually just plants a few extra tomato plants in her butterfly gardens for the moths She believes the hornworm and tomato have a symbiotic relationship of sorts The plants not eaten on are never as healthy or productive and have disease issues the ones who get eaten down are simply gorgeous afterwards with no fungal or disease problems during their season She always has more tomatoes than she can use It is a shame people are always hurting the hornworm in cruel ways when in fact it is the best thing for your tomato plants She gets the the worms are eating up your gardens and herbs you need to spray nope that would be my butterflies what I planted them for She had a puny bronze fennel about 2 feet in height after the caterpillars ate it down a few times came back as a 7 foot giant about 4 feet around it was huge and lived for years in the garden just getting larger each year She divided it Hummers are amazing creatures my wife has one that sits on her shoulder out in the garden she rescued it as a baby caught in a spider web It has it's own feeders by the bedroom window and is a year round resident It will fly in the parrot's aviary in the winter and overwinter out of the cold It is funny to see this small bird sitting on the top of a huge parrot's cage They are cool with each other and it does resemble it's winter territory with all the plants She has her nest on the arbor beside the bedroom window each year in the vines quite a spoiled little hummingbird The Hummingbird Moths are so cool they feed alongside the hummers in the late evening but usually later on so flowers get pollinated both day and night
@@kennethmcdonald2987 ok
@🌹🌹SUMMER ROSE🌹🌹 Jerry is a fake supporting character that Ze Frank pretends to reference for comedic effect, often about a mistake or weird statement from 'Jerry'.
I had to rescue one from work once. During the warmer parts of the year we would have the doors open and oftentimes bugs would get caught in the big windows not knowing how to get out. Found a hummingbird moth the night of inventory and brought it outside.
Caught so many things from dragonflies, moths, beetles, bees, butterflies... even a bird once.
@@kennethmcdonald2987 Please use periods and spacing, my eyes are dying sir.
To be fair, all birds have absolutely nightmarish tongues.
Yeah, woodpecker's tounge wrap around their skull
Google “Penguin tongue” if you want to be horrified
dan parish Even though it’s not necessarily a tongue, look up “Shoebill spine out of mouth” if you want to never be able to sleep again.
"Sweet dreams are made of these!"
Where’s a chainsaw cannon when you need one? Eh Dr Bright
"When a hummingbird says 'Just the tip', you might be licked dry in an instant"
-Zefrank 2020
Missy Vintage Esq. bruh moment
DAMN IT!!! This is the part I wanted to quote in the comments 🤣
I read that right when he said it XD
@Lawtrina Kerkula
You forgot Donald Trump!
@@nikkibotts6239 where's your proof?
This was the first of these videos I saw and it’s still my favorite; I love that someone actually has the nerve to expose the awesome freakiness of hummingbirds.
First one saw too. What a great intro.
Go look up the peacock spider. His name is Pete and he can rap!
"...Tye-dye cam, frikin science hippies". Perfect
Why are you named after a Soviet AT rifle?
Sounded like something Sarge would say
This quote reminds me of the character Dr. Oaken played by Bret Spiner in the movie ID4.
Is anyone else oddly satisfied whenever he says “babies” or “do”
You mean bebehs? That is the only way I say it anymore, after listening to his videos.
Deur
deewuhh
bebehhhs. dooo.
Or byird
I feel like Jerry’s the one who’s doing drugs with all the smut that’s happening in the video
😂😂😂😂
I have had the same hummingbird claim my yard for the last 5 years. We call him Sassy Boy. He's a Black Chinned Hummingbird and he's a bit smaller than the other Black Chins and his beak is a bit shorter as well. We have 5 feeders in the backyard and we can get up to 6 or 7 birds at one time.
“You don’t wake up one day and say you want to deep tongue a flower.”
Never thought I’d ever hear that sentence. 😅
The Dutch ate their prime minister.
@@holdenmiller3959: Well, tbf, it was only his and his brother's livers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt#Disaster_year
Holden Miller What?
@@ScorpionStrike7 look up history matters the time the Dutch ate their prime minister.
Holden Miller How did this even come up?!
I think zefrank’s lost his mind in this one.
12 mins is a long time for Zefrank to talk about “tiny puff ball Junkie birds”
Freakin science hippie
imagine how his job is to slow down hummingbird mating sounds into a fart joke.
kevin mulia
That’s Jerry’s job, ZeFrank just voice overs xP
It’s pronounced byird
But these byrrrrds are the Guiness Book of Records on every single thing they do!
Providing entertaining nature videos filled with comedy.
That is how a Hosea Frank do.
The father of weird and cool internet social stuff, and maker of awesome nature videos.
Ze is the man.
True story, a friend of ours actually got speared in the chest by a hummingbird that was flying by when he was walking around his wood shed. That had to hurt like hell. Damn meth birds need to watch where they're going. Don't drugs, or nectar kids.
I would like ZeFrank to narrate my biography after I die. That way my life will sound way more interesting than it actually was.
"That is how a Sage do... or did. She's dead."
"And that is how a Sage did do."
He'll pronounce it "Sah-Gay"
omg. that is too funny. that is exactly what would eb said. omg
Lol i think i can say the same for this lol
This wins the internet today 👏
"Freud would have a field day with that sentence. You need help." Is definitely going into my improv toolkit
I watched this video like 5 times and this sentence evaded me every time. I knew nothing of this man; and so went on down a google sink hole. Now the entire paragraph makes sense. My dude, I don’t even know if “true facts” understand the master class that excerpt entails.
Start at 5:00 minutes.
I am sure your mother would be proud, and you might get some if you impress her enough!
@@gungnir3926 Welp, that was the hardest I've laughed in...days, at the very least. Incredible.
This is using a memory technique developed by Harry Lorayne, Barry Farber and Jerry Lucas, among others. Make a fact or idea dirty, sexy or weird and you can easily remember it. The idea came from ancient writers on memory who said any thing odd, strange weird,, etc., we remembered easily.
We learned more about hummingbirds in 12 minutes than hours of classroom instruction or reading a thick, heavy book. And we will be able to remember it.
Thick and heavy, you say???
"a simple spell but quite unbeakable"
Oh that's why he does it! Thank you for explaining. We know more about hummingbierds now, cuz of the fairies!
Barry Farber the radio host and polyglot? Small world. :-)
@@AlexaY82 but the point was that we learned more per minute than we ever could from a book. Books are great for storing information, not so good at teaching it.
“When they wake up it can take up to 20 minutes for them to shiver and shake their way up to normal body temperature and the first thing they do is hit the sauce.”
I feel you hummingbird….I feel you…
Every line in this video is a quote worth laughing at. My favorite is the "I mean if you had your own wind tunnel you'd put all kinds of crap in--not a baby! Not mayonnaise! But definitely the butt feathers of a bird."
he got so defensive that he wouldnt put babies or mayonnaise in... i wonder what happened...
@@Tallahite yeah there is definitely a story there
@@Tallahite but he say you wouldn't put those two random, unrelated things in there. I think it's just bc it could be dangerous or scary for the mayo baby and the mayo would just be messy. Potential for scientific advancement is rather low with those two items. But bi-yerd butt feathers? Now there's a recipe for incrementally advanced the pool of human knowledge in an obscure, highly-specialized manner
Can i call my buns butt feathers? So i can impress my date with it?
I thought I was the only one who thought that was the best line, until the Comments 🎯
This man needs his own tv documentary series
Yes
Yes
TV is so last century.
People still watch TV?
Why would he bother himself with an obsolete medium?
Before the video even started:
Me: This, is the Humming Byrrdd
ZeFrank: This, is the Humming Byrrdd
Me: :0
where's the "j" though? Bjyrrdd
I was waiting for it. As soon as he said it, I knew “this is gonna be a good one.”
Same! I knew he would say "the Humming Byurrrd"
Humming byürd
In my mind I said hooming byrrd
I love how i actually heard the noises and saw a hummingbird do this in real life. very informative, very cool.
Zefrank's one of those teachers that actually make school worth going.
Jerry is the unsung hero of True Facts. In all seriousness, that butt-feather wind-tunnel thing (never thought I'd type that out) surprised me with how legitimately fascinating I found it to be! What a wonderful world.
"it's the 2nd crappiest thing they do to spider" that's brilliant
I was just dying to know what the first was, lol.
Later in video: hummingbird stealing spider silk for nest
The way he just goes “Told ya” at the end.
I thought the #1 crappiest thing would be eating the spider
F*ckin hippy scientists
....it does a little barrel roll right at the end, let's listen :
"Pip"
For science let's slow that down :
"Pap"
A little but more, for science..
"PARRRP"
Yup, that just about ended my plans to sleep... Tears, sides aching and pretty much waking up the whole household with intense laughter..
Thanks for that...
"I can't read that Jerry. I don't care if it's how the flowers get all pregnant, it's smut" XD
Lmfao
See, bees also eat the pollen. Bees literally live off blow jobs
@@marvalice3455 -So do I-
Where is that?
@@sushiibird7799 at the very very end
If every school does Biology like this, the number of students learning will increase by 99.9%
My biology teacher didn't do voices, but he did pretty much this.
@jumblesgoodridge i understand the first part, but what did you mean by the second? Did you get fired over some bs?
The 0.01% is jerry
@jumblesgoodridge how is science racist and getting cancelled? Honestly curious, I've heard a lot of weird stuff but nothing like that yet
@jumblesgoodridge lol, that doesn't answer my question xD
104 degrees F, which is approximately “look-it-up-in-google-yourself”
Such a precise unit of measurement
40.
@@Kumicuci Hot enough to kill most viruses and bacteria, which is why we get a fever when we're sick. So they probably don't have much problems with disease(maybe parasites, idk).
@@OnlyKaerius thats right myguy
@@OnlyKaerius I learned about how fevers work today. Thank you for that.
@@Source-Z-rer Interestingly, they knew about it before penicillin had been discovered, and at least one disease(syphilis) was first cured by infecting the patient with malaria, and then curing the malaria with quinine.
Thanks!
"It's like MMA, but on a trapeze, and with swor- It's a Jet Li movie."
So many excellent sentences in this particular script. I would vote for this one in the top 5. zefrank1 on fire in this video.
"It's like MMA on a trapeze, but with swords. It's a Jet-Li movie". Now that's the cage match I WANT!
YUP!
Jet Li & friends: dressed like hummingbyrds.
On trapezes: also dressed like hummingbyrds.
With swords: even still dressed like hummingbyrds.
Captured on filum: by people dressed like drugged-out hummingbyrds, behbeh!
"Seriously, Jerry, I'm trying to do the ending and you have a-- psychedelic bird baby taking a sh*t right onscreen."
So truly funny!! Dang hippies!
Hah! Yeah that was epic!
I love all your videos, but I have to say that this is one of my all time favorites that I keep coming back to. Just got to witness a brief hummingbyird mating dance over my flower bed this morning. 😂
Thank you for the joy you bring to the world!! 🥰
“not a baby. not mayonnaise.” - that is good humour.
*byaby
Baby mayonaise! 😏
Please, please, a true facts about the axolotl. They're just sitting there, waiting for you. So weird and interesting and perfect. They're calling out for you, zefrank.
Seconded. We MUST have a True Facts: The Axolotl. They're adorable and yet another "Evolution did... what?"
Ohh...i cant wait to hear his true facts about them.
The world needs to know that evolution took them down a notch and cursed them to be eternally babies because they were getting too powerful.
Seriously, it's called neoteny. They never physically mature. Oh, also, they can regrow whole limbs and organs like deadpool.
If he needs footage, I've got plenty of my lil buddy 😂
Also, they're named axolotls. How great is that?
Imagine living your entire existence in permanent sugar rush, and when you crash well... you die.
*Thats how the Hummingbjird do*
Hummingbjïrd*
"Bewrd newrd"
what a rush
"Hummingbyurds are tiny little byurds"
This brings so much joy to my life. I don't have the words to describe on how many levels I love these videos. Just great!
Thank you for this episode. My grandma is dying from stage 4 heart/lung cancer. It's bad and theres nothing they can do. She loves hummingbirds and this video gave her a laugh and took her away from it all for a bit. Made me cry, again thank you for this one
❤
**sends hugs and good thoughts to you** This year has been brutal on many fronts. Lost my aunt to lung cancer a couple years ago and my mom to Covid this year. Just want to let you know you're not alone.
@@DeKitten it's lovely that even though you have had some awful losses you still want to reach out to console a stranger. We need more of that in the world.
I’ll be praying for your grandma if she’s still wih you. If not, I’m sorry for your loss.
We're here for you. Stay strong!
"Imagine trying to impress your date on a picnic by climb..."
I can't finish ... it's so damn hard to type when you're laughing like a hyena on a morphine toot!
Another classic, Zefrank; you've brightened my day ... again.
“If a humming bird says just the tip, you might be licked dry in an instant” hahaha
Oh no! I can't like this comment now! It has the perfect number of likes already! D:
Giggitty
This channel is a gem. I read every zoo book I saw a dozen times as a kid in the 90s. People always look at me weird when I say something like “cats front arms aren’t attached to their body with a joint. Just connective tissues.”
I’d look at you in awe. That’s an amazing fact and the delivery sounds like dry comedy. A baby Ze Frank you are!
Can you do this on camera like reaction videos or even a whole show? The subscribers here would watch it!
@@exmohobobonobo I’m far to neurotic to form any cohesive list of facts on camera. It’s not very impressive when all I have to contribute to a conversation is a random fact about something completely off topic
@@AreUmygrandson omg even this reply is funny. 😂🤣
@@exmohobobonobo Thank. Being autistic, I struggle with comedic queues. You have increased my levels of confidence. I’m so glad friend. Would you really enjoy such a channel? I can add you once I start a channel with all this new found confidence. Will you be my first sub you dirty lil girl?
"hard to reach places inside a flower's naughty bits"
I'll never look at humingbyurds or bees the same again.
You'll never look at FLOWERS the same way again when you realize what pollen that gets in your eyes, your pulmonary system and clothing is.
@@GuerillaBunny Plant bukkakke.
We all snort plant jizz even though some of us are allergic to it.
@K.L. Manring you somehow made this worse, I all ready knew about how plant sperm works but somehow you just changed my perception of it.
And fruit is the engorged ovaries of a plant.
Who needs national geographic when you got this man giving us info on animals
I don't know about Jerry, I think he's on drugs.
That’s a good thing. I mean bad. I mean...it’s good that it’s bad.
No, drugs are addicted to Jerry.
Drugs definitely involved
Jerry was busy making the props for the hummingbird tongue.
while doing his job and having fun with it
I want these drugs too
I volunteered for decades for a bird banding program with an ornithologist with the DNR, had a blast and learned a lot. Really appreciate your delivery! The information can be a bit dry at times but congratulations, you make it sound secksy (a major feat)! Thanks this was a riot and I'm looking forward to more! 😆🧚
"Do everything in moderation, except moderation you do that all the time"
That just blew my mind I never thought of that!
Fun fact about hummingbirds: they are one of the only groups of birds to pee. Most birds convert their urea (the main waste product in urine) into uric acid. Uric acid is less toxic than urea, so it can be stored in the body in a more concentrated (and solid) form. This is important because in order to fly, a bird cant be carrying around a full bladder (urine is mostly water because urea is so toxic). However, since hummingbirds get way more water than they need from nectar, they have to be constantly excreting urine throughout the day.
Another one of the only birds to pee is the vulture, which will urinate on its own legs to keep cool while flying.
@@inkmaster5480 and disinfect their legs.
"When a hummingbird says, 'Just the tip,' you might be licked dry in an instant." That was really TOO MUCH. Oh, the imagery! 😵😂
Lmfao! Right?
Would a hummingbird counts as a furry 😂
@Raccoon Boi well the licking part could be counted as a human thing 😂
Why are you thinking of a hummingbird licking you dry in an instant?
@@cmgeorge1332 well.. the video explains pretty clearly what that tongue can do
'Tiny birds beaking the shirt out of each other' LOL!