True Facts: The Wacky Giraffe
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- Опубліковано 30 бер 2020
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camel = giraffe (oops)
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David Flores captured the pump action of the giraffe drinking:
• Giraffe Drinking Water
Dr. William Perez shared the figure from his research paper on the structure of the giraffe mouth.
I thank Magda Ehlers and all of the other people that make their videos freely available to use on Pexels and other sites. - Домашні улюбленці та дикі тварини
"the tallest giraffe is taller than all other giraffes"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes.
Hmm yes and this floor is floor
It has been scientifically and experimentally proven that by getting older we gain age at a steady rate.
Tello 64 that’s racist towards zombies
Because of the theory of relativity, and the difference in altitude between your likely location and Africa, and the definite difference in overall soil and rock densities between you and the planets core and a random point in Africa and the planet's core. It is untrue that very 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa. In fact, we cant even say that every 60 seconds a minute passes at our feet. But way to generalize Africa like that, come on it's 2020 we're better than that
"did you know 90%5 of giraffe community is a between male and male sex"
The reason the giraffe's neck is so long is that otherwise its head would be floating, detached, about ten feet above the rest of its body and that would be silly.
True facts!
Well,
By Jobe, he's got it...
what happen if Africa designed by Ubisoft
No silly. Everyone knows that the giraffe was one of the first animals. And then the planet got hit by a space rock, which shoved the planet hard downwards. This happened so suddenly that the poor giraffes body followed the planet downloads immediately, but their head was a little slower, due to it being a lot lighter. And that is how their neck got so long.
😜
I've watched this multiple times and I just now noticed that the last slide of the lions eating the giraffe is labeled the sixth page of "Happy Giraffe, Sad Giraffe". Beautiful attention to detail.
Thank you!!!
Is it a book somewhere, or something else?
@@ismellmandude6401 It's a callback to earlier in the video
Tysm I missed that!
"Especially the ox pecker because it looks like an ox -...that's not true" underrated line that caught me off guard
“The tallest giraffe is indeed taller than all other giraffes”
*HMMM Yes, the floor here is made of floor*
By that logic someone might assume that a pie has a certain pie-flavor
Water is wet
@@lost7149 it isn't actually
YES THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE HAS SAID IT
@@michaelportillo5663 But then how can you make it wetter: www.scienceshorts.com/detergents-make-water-wetter/
"36 giraffe tongues long." Americans once again using anything but the metric system.
😂😂
😂
I ran 9,504 giraffe toungues today, beat that EUROPE! Hah!
Using giraffe tongues is how we got to the moon
Wait no those are metric tongues. So like around 42 - 64 US tongues. Or like 3% of that guy from KISS.
I learned something new today, giraffes are actually just lions using a dead sock puppets body that evolved giraffe-like appendages so it wouldn't look stupid. I think.
Don't forget, they come pre-stretched!
Right
Now keep that information secret, keep it safe 🤫
Similarly, narwhals are actually unicorns in disguise.
(...joke stolen from Carlin Brothers' Google Autofill: Narwhals video. Look it up!)
“It also has a prehensile tongue, which means their tongue is not quite hensile, just a little before.”
I love that this is a line in a video.
I had to check if “hensile” was a real word, lol.
It’s also crazy. Look at it. It’s like a very naughty eel.
That human giraffe baby is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
Give us more human giraffe baby.
I want to see its face
I... I couldn't look away.
Who made your profile pic
@@matthewfurlani8647 i got you homie, www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/d/d5/Make-a-Sock-Puppet-Step-3.jpg/550px-Make-a-Sock-Puppet-Step-3.jpg
Please no 😂
"The tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe" is this a proven fact? 😂
purely theoretical.
Yes it's how they do
nope. just a Government conspiracy.
Hey vsauce, Michael here, and the tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe... or is it?
yes, you can indeed prove it mathematically. but even then you really do not know if there exists a biggest giraffe. you need to postulate that
“Even though it looks like a horse that’s been vacuumed, it’s not a horse” this guy lmao
Vacuum packed... That did it for me too
I just bursted into laughter at the description of giraffes camouflage. But zefrank sounded like he could barely hold the laugh.
If you listen to his other videos there are quite a few where you can catch him trying not to laugh.
People: This quarantine is boring.
ZeFrank with giraffe knowledge: I gotchu homie.
nice pfp
Guarana Taravana oh Jesus Christ there are furries here
I giraffe you homie.
Spazzie Bunnie I've been going out and ive been just fine
*Coughs up blood*
@@heavytf2196 no john, you are the furries!
The “sock puppet giraffe” analogy is easily the most beautiful surrealist morphological hypothesis I have ever heard of.
Amen. zefrank1 is one of the world's Great Treasures.
So, what has saying is Lions have created giraffe shaped mechs? Interesting...
@@vapormissile morgan freeman begat zefranc.
Ain't jamamma juice lookin as *****
@@cherylannwhittington9458 no...this guy is PHENOMENAL.
Morgan Freeman, meh.
How did I get lucky enough to be alive at this small window of time in the universe where these videos exist for my viewing. Bravo for the extreme education that is also more entertaining than it needs to be. I could watch these on repeat forever.
Imagine being alive in another 50 years but then these animals might not exist anymore and we can only see them this way...ah party pooper me
"Unless youre a duck, then you get it dont you"
Oh shit he's on to us
"CHILL BRO"
"I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRO"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID"
"THEN I'LL BE YOUR SON DAD"
"I'M NOT YOUR DAD, BRO"
and it goes on like that......
man I can't breathe.
Reminds me of the "You can´t fire me I quit!" conondrum
Glad to know I'm not the only one who almost died at that part.
Lol Them some fightin words right there.
"eff you, Shoresy!"
"I'M NOT YOUR BRO, BRO"
“Don’t judge.”
“I mean you can judge the one in the background just watching, that guy’s a perve.” 😂
This one is very beautiful
lmfao
And you're watching that perv giraffe watching them.
@@ReleasedHollow: And now I can't stop thinking of a nature documentary as directed by Hitchcock, so thanks for that.
Didn't even see him until Ze said something
“Yes that’s right. I’m saying the dog is to the duck as the duck is to the giraffe.”
The fact you can hear a slight chuckle in his timbre while trying to stay straight and say camouflage hits just the right spot for me. (6:21)
Their neck is atleast 2 social distances
True lol
They are neck?
@@mudpuppy8740 true they are
I'm a biology teacher and I will never stop pronouncing the word "babies" like True Facts does in my lessons 😂😂
salute to ypu sir
Actually I thought zefrank1 was a humorous biologist and found out he's a humorist educating about animals.
i‘m very proud of you
That's how a real fan of True Facts dooo. I always say beh behs.
"Their beh-beh's." 🤣👍
"Trying to learn Swiss minimalist design from a Lisa Frank sticker," had me laughing out loud, by myself, in my office, like a complete maniac.
no I didn't collect them... yes I did :) heheh
Watching a giraffe run always fascinates me. It is utterly surreal. They look like they are running in slow motion, but they MOVE!
"The tallest giraffe is taller than all other giraffes" was the hardest I've laughed in a while, thank you
Graphik Dezigns I don’t understand how that is funny
@@poglant your lack of IQ can't process it
Serizawa I Deen your lack of culture and lack of access to true comedy let’s you access is it, it’s about the perspective.
@@poglant Hey guys let's not fight, it's UA-cam for Christ's sake, nobody fights on UA-cam
If you think that's funny look up "tallest animal" on Google and see the first result
My favorite fact about giraffes is the fact that there are a bunch of species of them and nobody knew until they tested their DNA for fun.
Is one of those species sock puppet?
yeah, their splotches are a lighter brown. but who knew? thanks - interesting :) 🦒🦒
A considerable difference in their colouring and patterns likely was a tip off as well.
@@bipedalbob Lots of animals have different coloring amongst the same species.
@@DrunKao may be. But each species of giraffe is distinctly different in appearance, just like zebra.
Sure their similiar but if you took one of any of them and put them in a groupe of a different species it would be obvious that there's one that's not like the others,
Even though all of the others are not exactly the same either.
I don't know why, but his delivery of the line "I'm saying the thorns are big" kills me every time. Right up there with "So the difference between a teddy bear and a mantis is...everything".
Eating acacia leaves off of its thorny branch is like trying to enjoy a trail mix that someone added wood screws to. 😆 PRICELESS!
"Called the Oxpecker because it looks like an Ox's p... THAT'S NOT TRUE."
I highly doubt that. Those taste each others pee...
Looked for this comment 😂😂
I introduced my 67 year old mother to this channel a month ago.... she called me 20 minutes ago and said "that wise ass guy with the animal videos posted a new one about giraffes. It's one of the best."
White Smith tell her to check the puffin one 🤣
This 65-year-old introduced her sons to Zefrank1. And that is how the grandma do.
@@blakemama you just made my night! Haha thanks!
Cheryl Blake 😂😄
Cheryl Blake is one of the coolest grandma's around. 😉😂
Okay, so with the males fighting, it looks all ‘drunken-bar like’, but the force is intense. The sound when they clash is spectacular. I have seen a few males fight, it really is humbling. Our giraffes are fairly tame (they are used to cars stopping and staring as I live on a shared private nature reserve, but they are not feeding tame), but when the males fight, it is terrifying.
If you ever want to experience your own smallness, try ‘stalking’ a giraffe. I once was 5 meters away from one, looking at each other… I never felt so small. (For clarification, it was stalking in the observation sense, I don’t hunt and never will)
Saw a Doc... One giraffe 🦒 KO'd the other Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters Africa Ethiopia Addis Ababa Selassie I Jah rastafari
U live in a great place !! ..
Giraffes are no less than titans when they are uncalm
These videos have become a crucial part of my routine. Sometimes, it's for the tasty morsels of information, but often it's to make me laugh when reality is a bit too much. Thank you.
same
My amazing mom gave me her ADHD and autism at birth, which I celebrate rather than regret.
But because I am developmentally disabled / neurodivergent, other people gave me PTSD later in life.
I need interesting but familiar content so I can regulate my otherwise dysregulated brain and nervous system.
Sweet dopamine that helps me achieve homeostasis.
“It assumes the position of a very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter.” LMAO
It's true, I can confirm lol
That broke me more than any other part of the video. XD
Or a fat kid trying to pick up what he believes is a piece of candy.
"You'll always see lions around when you come across an empty giraffe." LMFAO!
I actually didn't get that part, care to explain please ??
@@vivi-fy4ne 😂😂😂 really?
@@vivi-fy4ne Dissecting the frog for your benefit, in case you really missed it: Ze Frank is using footage of lions eating the insides of a dead giraffe as proof that lions are piloting empty giraffes like sock puppets; the joke is how absurd that interpretation is.
An empty giraffe. 🦒 That is simply genius comedy gold.
@@river_brook thanks, but this basically doesn't have some existing reference right? Cause I thought I was missing some linking joke
"The front part of the giraffe looks like the butt part of someone wearing leopard-print leggings walking backwards."
I am never EVER going to be able to unsee that.
They are wacky monsters if I've ever seen one. Change a giraffe's coloration and it'd fit nicely in any Star Wars background, I don't know how we just accept it as a normal animal that lives on this planet
Jesus, what did they do to you?
"The giraffe has a prehensile tongue, meaning that its tongue is not quite hensile, just a little before that."
I cannot 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao😂
I am unable to can.
Yeaah I was like wtf is a hensile, then he went to "explain" and I was like "oh okay so that makes sense"
I imagine it's popular with the Giraffe ladies.
:(
"However, Giraffes spend most of their- Ooh, this relationship just got interesting"
*IM WHEEZING FROM THIS WHOLE VIDEO*
After reading about giraffe necking behaviours you have no idea how interesting.
@@GrumpyOldMilk Oh Kay YEAH IT DID GET MORE INTERESTING :0
Out of genuine curiousity, were you reading about giraffe's before or after you found the video?
Scott Kinoshita I am also need of the necking knowledge
@@GrumpyOldMilk please tell me about it I want to know how uncomfortable that horny giraffe must have been.
“Indeed the tallest giraffe is taller than any other giraffe” is such a simple joke and it had me wheezing
"That's right. Horse beef flippin you off... Four times"
“Don’t judge
Okay you can judge the one in the back watching; he’s a perv”
Lol
Lost it
We all watched the video
@@MikehMike01 wow really
@@MikehMike01 Noooo really?! Dur dur dur dur duuuuuuuuur
“When the giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of a drunk person trying to pickup a quarter” that’s is hilarious and original. Nice job.
Henry Lei literally died
i didnt expect the straight up "due to its long ass neck" either
"It is a very *vulnerable* position" I died when he said that lol
Hey don’t laugh at my kind >:(
"Indeed, the tallest giraffe is taller than every other giraffe. But that's not helpful."
If I didn't already subscribe I'd have subscribed for that joke alone.
"Where are they?" aw man the sarcasm with this guy is *chefs kiss
*When the giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter*
MaddoXCowZ
🤣🤣❤️🤣
Yeah we watched the video
@@dontknowdontcare1934 stfu
_WHY WAS IT SO ACCURATE LMAOOOO_
Hahaha
“A horse that’s been vacuum sealed” that’s gold
"horse has been flippin' you off" lmao
More like strange:)
The name camilopardalis is greek, it comes from the greek word for camel and the word "pardalis", which means colourful or patterned. So, basically camilopardalis (greek word for giraffe) means "the colourful, patterned camel". To be fair, their face does look like a camel. Leopard, similarly, literally means "the colourful patterned lion". Kinda accurate me thinks 😂 fun fact, even today greeks use the word "pardali" for colourful clothes, animals and, even, colourful characters. If you are called pardalos by a greek it could be a playful tease or a backhanded compliment or an offense depending on how it's used.
9:05 wait how are they exactly perfectly in sync?
That’s hilarious
*Shows lion wearing giraffe suit*
“And this would also explain why you always see lions about when you come across an empty giraffe."
~zefrank 2020
Empty giraffes ha!
It's also the page for sad giraffe.
"Empty giraffe" is the best thing I've ever heard 😂
i don't get it:(
@@nateF888 It's a continuation of the sock puppet joke, but a bit morbid (lions using giraffe skin)
“When a giraffe is thirsty, it assumes the position of a very drunk person trying to pick up a quarter” 😂
Done that. LOL snort
This one cracked me up!
I bend over the same way to pick up something when I worked legs at the gym the previous day...
Lost hard
@@planescaped same
Highly entertaining! This was the first Ze Frank video I've watched. For the first minute or so, I was put off by his humor but soon was chuckling, then laughing, then by the video's end laughing out loud.
The comparison at 4:45 was super surprising and very helpful but I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard at an image for a long while
That image of a giraffe-shaped human baby was uncalled for
That image was amazeballs
Me and my brother were so confused.
it was a perfect way of showing what happened to the giraffe's legs - even if it was weird. . . :}
Please explain why?
I felt something for the first time in weeks, and what I felt was dread
"This remarkable camouflage makes the Giraffe virtually invisible"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆...where are they?😂😂
LOL ahahahahaha
Giraffes have excellent camouflage.
You mean the sockpuppet has remarkable camouflage. They do have remarkable camouflage.
Between the perfectly camouflaged giraffes at 6:25 (honestly, I can't see them - can you?), the freeze-dried donkey I absolutely lost it.... and then came the sock puppet... My poor neighbours...
I never want to see human baby giraffe ever again. Not even going back to link it! Right before 4:58.
“That is why you always see lions about when you come across an empty giraffe 🦒 “
Stick a fork in me I’m done 💀
Zefrank finally went crazy hahah.
🍴
"an empty giraffe" is the most weirdly threatening phrase I've heard all month.
No. I will not, Sir!
Antriksh Tiwari 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you very much! Forks hurt more than I realized!
"This remarkable camouflage makes the giraffe virtualy invisible, Where are they? You dont know."
Lmao, thanks zefrank1
That had me laughing for a good 30 seconds.
They're hiding behind the larch.
'The dog is to the duck as the duck is to the giraffe' is a great conversation starter
"The tallest giraffe is taller than other giraffe." Ze Frank. Absolutely flawless analysis.
“That’s right, horse is flipping you off, four times”
Only downwards
Girrafes are just- zebras who said "I'm not like other girls" and decided to dissapoint their ancestors by evolving into essentially a stick attached to a potato
disappoint? more like make em proud.
They look like evolutionary mistakes who somehow still managed to make it big, mind yall.
Giraffes and zebras are in different orders
obviously
420th like.
Giraffes look nothing like zebras/horses... they look more like camels/llamas but k
Beautifully narrated🤣🤣🤣 Love from the Indian Himalayas!!!!
“The product of a camel and a leopard...humping...kill me”😂
"the front part of the giraffe looks like the butt part of someone wearing leopard print leggings walking backwards"
Now I can't unsee it. Also the human baby diagram cracks me
I laughed till I literally fell off my bed... Can't unsee it too
The human diagram was slightly horrifying if I had to to be honest xd
"Giraffes, who's heads look like a horse head got vacuum sealed"
He's not wrong tho
The man is a Picasso who’s brush is the English language.
"Its like someone paper mache'd horns on a freeze-dried donkey"
Dude the human baby in the shape of a giraffe is something I didn’t need to see lmao this is the best one lol
Best channel on the interwebs.
And the background music is always perfectly employed.👍🏻
"Where are they? You don't know!"
*I'm dead*
No you're not
@@darfish2769 Youre a real knockout at parties. Arent you
@@giwifruit5032 No? That sentence makes no sense, who is a knockout at parties? If you mean by knocking people out yes, I never lose fights
@@darfish2769 ah, I see your a muscle head too
@@giwifruit5032 Yeah straggot, DYEL?
Can never unseen the "two little shoes worn by someone that needs to go to the bathroom" 🤣🤣🤣
EXACTLY! Lol i really can't unsee that too
Same!
Got tp?
We went to the Portland zoo when I was 5.The exhibit was arranged so patrons could feed peanuts to the giraffes from a path that ran along the top of one end. The giraffe would stretch out its neck, and delicately pluck the peanut from your hand with that prehensile tongue. I can still remember that amazing grey tongue. 🦒
Oh goodness I cannot contain my laughter! I just discovered you today and have been binge watching your videos. They are all sooooo good man! Awesome narration and story telling!
“The tallest giraffe is taller than all other giraffes.”
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Edit: Holy hell mama gazelle! Look at all those likes!
Is 9ne minute, always one minute?
People die when they are killed.
Police allegedly find guns in a gun store
@@sosukeaizen7056 Legend has it other people have found guns in gun stores too... I don't know how credible that legend is, though... to be honest. ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464it is also the alleged home of the mythical arms dealer
Gods I love the antagonistic relationship between the narrator and his scriptwriter.
It would really blow your mind then to learn that the scriptwriter IS the narrator... hahahaha
@@cheekyb71 did he stutter
Gods, polytheistic or autocorrect
@@alienindisguise5546
I feel as if the answer is "Yes"
@@CoolColton947 that Tells Me nothing
“And that is why you always see lions around when you come across an empty giraffe “🦒. 😂
"It's a fairly vulnerable position"
Proceeds to show the bent giraffe from behind
If I was taught like this in school, I'd know much more about how things do.
MrJre4491 well I’d definitely pay more attention
@MrJre4491 yes he would
@@weaponizedlizardmen360 he might
dave swinfield honestly though!
Interesting fact: because giraffes are even toed ungulates, they're technically kosher. That would make one heck of a Passover centerpiece.
Now I’m interested in how they taste
@@lemmonboy6459 Probably somewhat beefy, but tougher and stringier. Similar to horse or camel.
Jew know I didn't know that ! Bah miz fa !
We’re not allowed to eat horses and they’re technically a cousin or whatever
I was thinking that. I think it was specifically "should have two hooves, and MUST chew the cud." I recall there being like a whole spiel in the Bibe that goes along the lines of "Okay so rabbits don't have any hooves, but they chew cud so you can eat them. Pigs may have two toes, but they do NOT chew cud, so you can't eat them." Child Me was very confused until I considered that rabbis probably just needed a reason to stop people from getting sick from eating certain types of meat.
The final lion/giraffe reasoning was a piece of art.
I dont know what to say.
Thank you for this confirmation that Lisa Frank was actually a thing. I haven't seen either Lisa Frank products or a reference to them in ten years and was beginning to wonder if I dreamed the whole thing.
Unmentionned true fact : Giraffe's necks evolved to be that long as to not smell their own farts.
But I thought all animals other than human enjoy a good butt sniff and that a fart would merely spread the butt sniff fumes around to their great satisfaction?
😂😂😂😂😂
@@ddobry21 Specially all the animals that got their noses next to their asses.
@@mombosibes107 exactly :)
I'm sure it sucks to be the shortest girraffe in the herd
'That's why you always see lions next to an empty giraffe'
Oh shit, he right
He's on to something! Giraffes are just a lion conspiracy!
They've been lion to us!
And people think intelligence can’t be funny. This was hysterical!
"Horse be flippin you off 4 times." 😂😂😂
ZeFrank: *bebes*
Me: My day is made.
i want someone to make a compilation of him saying bebes...... its hilarious and adorable at the same time.
*baerds*
BeBes!!!
He also says dew like *_dëwr_*
That's how ZeFrank dyew.
Nobody gonna talk about that horrifying stretched baby picture? Ok I guess...
I was screaming and they just didn't acknowledge it
Lol
@@Xacris It's ok, human baby flesh giraffe can't hurt you anymore
That was some Kingdom Death: Monster type shit
*bebbeh
Few giraffe documentaries make me laugh. You did well, I thank you
I used to work with giraffes at the zoo. They are some of the most fascinatingly weird animals. Obviously there's their anatomy, but what I found out working closely with them is they all have very weird, silly personalities. Once they get comfortable around a person they're like dogs but like, really stupid dogs. They learned we used panel vans to transport their food on the bigger, outer patch behind the scenes, so they would follow any van that went by, sometimes even ones in the parking lot (which could be seen from their enclosure). They also knew we did special live feedings, letting guests give them fresh mulberry branches, at a certain time everyday and would be waiting there for it around that time. Until daylight savings started or ended and messed up their whole schedule. One of them, a giraffe who had to be hand raised at the zoo, became very friendly with us, but especially one of the keepers I mostly worked with. Whenever that keeper did the live feedings, the giraffe would... lick his head. Like, wrap his tongue around the keeper's head and pull up, leaving the keeper's hair all swirly with that sticky giraffe slobber. He would even knock the keeper's hat off if he wore one. It was very cute to watch.
We had to send that giraffe to another zoo eventually because he kept trying to have sex with his own mom
giraffes are not smart
"Also the face of a giraffe looks like that of horse that has been vacuum-sealed"
I'm dead
True Facts about the Zefrank:
It is a hybrid of a zebra and a frankfurter.
Lol 😂😂
Well, that wasn’t very helpful, was it?!
@@ethanpoole3443 it was funny
harshavardhan naidu I think you missed the significance of my line in the context of this video. Admittedly I should probably have appended a “:-)”.
@@ethanpoole3443 ah 😂😂
"The face of a horse that's been vacuum sealed" ... lost it 🤣
Billy Joke made me laugh like I haven’t since I was 14 years old!
*_"Ooh this relationship just got interesting."_*
_I feel exposed. I just want to love people-_
@Lmao Phaosr giraffes are very gay some times
I gave the 500th like
Stop this Rwby fantasy 😈
@@rodrigopereira7104 I'm so curious what you were responding to
Rubish
"Oh, this relationship just got interesting... "
That's how the male giraffe do, zefrank.
garuelx86 They’re dangerously gay. Like it’s actually a problem they don’t make enough babies
@@corbinbarron8772 yup
@@corbinbarron8772 Where can I apply for the title "dangerously gay"?
@@corbinbarron8772 Not really, there's a lot of ambiguity in the studies, since a lot of mating with females apparently went unobserved as a lot more babies were born than observed matings accounted for.
Corbin Barron: A species going "dangerously gay" sounds highly unlikely.
I always look forward to a new video from Zefrank! And am constantly re-watching his old ones.😁 I also always use his way of saying baby and birds in my head, and love the science hippies too, because it is kinda true.
And the Brain Witches!
The funny thing is a giraffe is called a kameelperd in Afrikaans, which translates to ‘camel horse’. Bonus: a leopard is called a luiperd, which translates to ‘lazy horse’
Plants that are poisonous, barbed, etc: "No, do NOT eat me"
Giraffes, Koalas, etc: "How about I do...anyway?"
Bill wurtz reference right there
Us too. Caffeine is harmful to insects but addicting to humans
@@lockematthews6049
Nicotine is theorized to be a natural insecticide.
Yet in humans when created in Labs and not via Tobacco is actually good for your brain.
In a double blind study it was more effective at slowing the progression of dementia than any pharmaceutical drug on the market.
It also impossible to get addicted to.
bamboo, too
Bill wurtz and zefrank need to collab
This man needs a show on Animal Planet or Discovery Channel that’s just him making mock-umentary style Planet Earth.
I would buy a premium subscription just for this.
OMG count me a subscriber ❤
Check out round planet on Netflix. It's a pretty funny mockumentary
I will now forever refer to being sick as “Neck Barfing” thank you so much Ze Frank, I’ll take whatever humour I can then
9:35 come here ducky LMAO what