"I wanna Live in Gotham city"
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2023
- today i look at somebody who said "I wanna live in gotham city" and all the stuff people warned him would happen if he lived in gotham city. Seriously you gotta be 12 levels of removed from any batman media to hold this opinion. Gotham city is like a warning, we are lucky to exist on an earth where gotham city is made up and just an aesthetically cool fake place. Like are you nuts man? bat man would not be on your side gotham city is genuinely hell. good lord
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Imagine how much money you could make as a therapist in Gotham city. God knows there’s a lot of trauma to dig up there. The only problem is that the Joker might try to seduce you and dump you into a vat of acid or some shit
Well, you can make money as long as you don't end up like Harley or Jonathan or something lmao
You have a ninety nine point nine percent chance of becoming a super villain
Because it's happened more than once.
@@fairyfox2890Or Hugo strange
@@plantainsame2049 or Jeremiah Arkham.
well we saw how that kinda didnt pan out that way in joker lmao
The last bit isn't true. What makes Gotham so scary is the fact that Bruce between beating the shit out of criminals as Batman and running a company as Bruce Wayne, who does everything in his power to treat people fairly and kindly, *DOES* make a difference in Gotham. It's just that Gotham is so bad that as it is during Batman's time is a massive improvement compared to what is before. That is how awful Gotham is. It's not that Batman isn't making a change, it's just that the change went from literal hell to average corrupt city.
Gotham is cursed to be a hell hole like any other city, the shit Bruce does would improve them so hard, it's like a small nation's economy.
Yeah true.
I think the only places in DC Comics that are more corrupt and crime-ridden than Gotham (on average) would be Hub City and Bludhaven, which are both remarkably awful.
Only problem is that neither have a billionaire playboy philanthropist like Bruce Wayne to fund them, only Nightwing and The Question to defend them.
Yeah 7 fucking curses will do that
Gotham DEFFINITELY voted democrat once.
@@Ballin4Vengeance Nah they constantly vote Republican it explains too much.
Kwite's comeback gotta be the best comeback of the 21st century
the perfect comment doesn’t exist-
What about the comeback of Mysta rias? I think that's also pretty nice:]
Definitely
Amen!
This to real
5:08 Never forget the time that Joker LITERALLY made all of Gotham's fish exports have joker makeup so that he could patent and copyright them
i have never heard of that but it sounds so fucking dope lmao
He didn’t just paint the fish he had their faces genetically altered
@@Visquint it’s from Batman, the animated series on Max, It’s Kevin Conroy Batman
Never forget the time Jomer became the ambassador for Iran
@@whitenobeard Specifically so he would have diplomatic immunity so Batman couldn’t do anything to him after he murdered Jason Todd.
Jokes aside, Batman wouldn't give a shit about you jaywalking or littering, so 99% of us are probably good! Also, I'd love to see a comic where Batman's dream of a much safer Gotham is realized. I mean, he's fighting so the city won't need him anymore, so what would that near-crimeless Gotham look like? Metropolis with more gargoyles?
It’s been discussed that Bruce Wayne could do much more help to Gotham city by funding it then he could ever do as Batman
@@christinewarden3450 It's been established multiple times that he does excactly that.
It would just be New York
@@christinewarden3450 How the hell is money gonna stop scarecrow from nuking the city with fear toxin, the Joker from shooting up your Walmart, and Killer Croc from eating everyone?
@@omppusolttu5799 the only thing he funds is a orphanage he doesn’t make Arkham better at handling criminals he doesn’t make the police better at handling super villains, literally all he does is beat people up and show up to the policeman’s ball, mrBeast does more, philanthropy than Bruce Wayne
If its Metropolis the threats may be bigger but at least you know the worse thatll happen is Superman demolishing your home. Gotham is a bunch of insane people having a battle royale in the streets
Metropolis is nice until it gets attacked by Darkseid for the umpteenth time. If you have to live in a big city in the DCU, you want it to be Central City. The Flash has two reoccurring villains who would actually kill you, the rest are just a public nuisance.
@@critica77y77 I mean, when darkseid invades it doesn't matter what city you're in, you're fricked. But yeah, central city is ideal cuz most Flash villains don't kill people
@@critica77y77Centra city is mostly at risk of gorilla invasions
Yo i Dont mean to be annoying but you misspelled suppermain
@@TheHoliestCowSo did you
I feel so awful for the plane lady. Having a mental health episode like that and being put on blast so hard she felt like she had to apologize for daring to be ill is just cruel.
Ladies and Gentlemen: The magic of „social“ media!
@@ArDeeMeeHe says on a social media
frr im glad someone said it
This kind of bs is why i stopped watching drama slop content
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Pros: low property values
Cons: your low value house will be under a bomb threat 3 times every week
Pros Wayne insurance rates are really good
Cons you will need it
Pros: Jobs are really easy to get and have a good payrate
Cons: Jobs may or may not be legitimate
Joker at one point threaten the guy who crossed him on the road so he had to do a favour for him at some point or he’d die, and even after that guy moved to a different state with his family Joker had been keeping tabs on him, so he then contacted him to do said “favour” and it was literally just him opening the door for a plan he had, and that was all.
and then joker glued the dude's hand to the door so he was trapped in there with a bomb. literally tried to kill the dude either way
Gotham City is the only place were UA-camr prank videos are actually welcomed
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it's so weird to think that morgz would be socially accepted anywhere
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as someone who’s currently obsessed with batman I can confidently confirm that kwite wouldn’t last a second in gotham (he would be mistaken for kiteman)
Yeah but kite man is cool as hell.
@@epickpotato25 live laugh love kiteman
@@noneknowstheswagger Kite Man, hell yeah.
Hell yeah
That rent gonna be cheap asf tho...
At least for the 30 minutes before your flat gets exploded.
fr@@ArDeeMee
At least for 1 hour before the water gets poisoned by the fear toxin
as a gotham city resident i can confirm you don’t want to live here. my house was exploded last week twice and i died 7 times the other day.
RIP in peaces
Do you guys get ptsd when you hear someone laugh their ass off?
Least traumatized Gotham resident
Wait you get free Lazarus Pit treatments?
Okay the one about Poison Ivy just made me sit down and think about how much bank she could roll in if she just constantly sold her toxins off as love potions.
Plant girl love weed
Not only that but then she could donate it all to charities helping the ecosystem, since she only wants to save the plants
Well if she didn’t have a love for plants she would make bank, but I imagine she wouldn’t want to deal with humans
Kwite: I don’t endorse drugs.
Also Kwite: *Has been endorsed by drugs.*
Which is obviously completely different or something. 😂
We got him...
He doesn't like drugs. But drugs like him.
@@sarfarazgaming121 tags: pining
I only want to live in Gotham the times when I'm suicidal
It's all fun and games until Batman saves you every time you "accidentally" get kidnapped by a supervillain trying to kill you.
Bro rents prolly like 20 buck man, let me live there
@@devinohanlon5501considering gotham city is just a nickname for NYC, its definitely more than that😭
„… have we met?“
You mean everyday
Let me put it like this: Superman can fly faster than a bullet and can hear a pin drop in Antartica from the North Pole. So, when he stops a crime in Metropolis, you can be sure that it was the only crime being commited at the moment. If any.
Batman needs to get around by using a car, like everyone else, and to find out crimes or whatever else is going on in the city he listens to the police radio, and/or uses his detective skills to find out where the criminals are. So, if he happens to be near an alleyway where a crime is being commited, which happens to be every single night he is out, that was the one crime that was being commited in his immediate vicinity, and there is always a crime in his immediate vicinity. Also, the only source of employment in Gotham are Wayne Enterprises, because the economy there is in shambles. Ever noticed how there is always an abandoned pier, or an abandoned factory, that criminals are using to set a secret meeting or a base of operations? How bad is the economy there!?
No, thank you, Gotham is a horrible place to live. The worst city to live in in all of comic book history, and the only reason people live there is because they are too broke to move away to somewhere else.
If I were to make a self insert OC in gotham, she'd be busy just checking on/demolishing abandoned factories like a vigilante fuelled by OSHA compliant justice
That or running after Batman and co with a fire extinguisher and a med-kit.
Yeah but metropolis will get destroyed by an alien invasion every week.
@@Z5-XBone week is still better then every night
Gotham looks like such an awesome city, but it's an absolute nightmare to live in, just imagine being on your way to work and next thing you know you're stuck in a Riddler puzzle
Batman's first Robin didn't even want to stay in that city, bro left for Blüdhaven. Honestly, only reason I'd go is to try and hook up with Red Hood-
Isn't Blüdhaven one of the few places in the DC universe that's worse than Gotham?
@@concept5631 It's about the same.
I desperately want to see a comic of the average Gotham citizen who is just so done with getting caught up in, and somehow surviving, villan shenanigans.
An apartment in Gotham gotta be 3 dollars and a liability waiver
This was great haha. I'll never understand why people want to live inside Gotham.
cheap rent, and villians are rare compared to the size of the city.
Cheap rent in a major metro area with a local generous -if promiscuous- billionaire, low chance of ailen invasions and THE best damn fast food in the US.
id go through literally any of the shit in the video for the chance to see nightwings ass in person
@@SkyeFyre2131just live in flash's city he cleans up villains fast and becomes your best friend
@@SkyeFyre2131also there's no nuking and poisoning the water most of the time
Is it just me or did Kwite's hoodie get darker??
Hmmm I tho you’re right but I’m not sure what changed
Oh yeah it is a different hoodie.
He got a tan
@@BUNNYELLhe got burnt
I looked back on some of his older youtube videos and it DOES look darker but I cant be one hundred percent sure lol
If Spider-Man and Batman swapped Rogues, none of the villains would stand a chance. Batfam would annihilate all of them in one night, while Spidey would just annoy them with jokes, while sending them into Arkham.
Kwite on the grind is the best thing that happened this year
On god frfr
Real 🗣️‼️⁉️💥🚗
I love how the mention of iceberg makes Kwite have a mental breakdown.
5:30 poor guy, i really hope he gets help
8:30 is especially funny when you find out Poison Ivy is canonically from Seattle
Living in Gotham would be hell. I have compulsive/nervous laughing attacks that I can’t control. Mfs would be tossing me into the asylum
I love you dad
Real.
The fact they haven’t given joker the death sentance is reallt fucking wild to me
They did once, but he got better
Gotham's most intelligent, capable person: "This city has too much crime. Luckily, all villains are afraid of mouse-sized flying mammals that eat fruit and insects. Logically, if I dress up as one, it will scare them all straight. That will solve the crime problem, and make sure no one else has to die like my parents."
2:19 as someone who's 5'2 i feel personally attacked
3:29 "logistically"
Bro thinks he delivering storage containers
What does that word have to do with storage containers?
4:05 I wish it was a legal requirement. It’s actually a luxury that most can’t afford. A lot of my friends have lost their homes in the last 5 years due to the increasingly worse floods.
To the uncultured who think Bruce does not care for the poor and minorities and is just making things worse: he does, Bruce Wayne regularly donates to the orphanage, mental health research, and colleges. He very often offers people employment, hates the way Arkham is run and literally most if not all Batman villains are rich influential people with impressive degrees
There are like 7 rich people secret societies, and Bruce has never been invited to a single one (except for in some stories)
There’s a whole storyline in which Batman finds out his crime fighting is literally making the rich richer lmao. And yet, he still acts like Batman even after
@@christianharvey2507 "As Bruce Wayne, I can utilize every division at Wayne Enterprises and the money to improve social and urban infrastructures in Gotham. And as Batman, I can help Gotham City police take on the criminals" - Bruce Wayne, Batman Earth One
Batman's true villain is just the occasional bad writer. This issue is consistently tackled in soooo many of his comic runs it's honestly starting to get repetitive, hell even the newest Batman movie touched on this and y'all still won't listen
@@christianharvey2507yea, but it is an elseworld comic (I suppose you’re talking about white knight) and he gave himself to police (AND gave away his money) after a realisation. (Money was useless tho because someone in his company took it, renamed the enterprise
and used it to bring about a police state in Gotham. YAY)
Imagine watching The Riddler ask Batman a riddle after he just planted a bomb in ur house and Batman gets it wrong
Or worst yet: Batman is busy fighting other villain while the police is thinly spread across the city, so *you* have to solve the riddle
"I wanna go live in Gotham city". *GETS OBLITERATED BY A BAT FOR PICKING UP SOME TWO BUCKS OFF THE GROUND.*
The only thing worse I can think of is wanting to live in Saitama's universe.
Are there even any intact houses left on the planet?
@@ArDeeMeeit's so crazy there that being ugly can make you become an extremely strong monster. Everything turns you into a monster or gives you super power like for god sick it an hero who's power is loving he's tanktop so much it give him super strength.
How you autismed out about icebergs was very relatable.
I love it when people blatantly ignore that gotham city has one of the highest crime rates in the world. Like you literally can't walk down the street without someone getting robbed or someone trying to attack you.
i like to imagine that kwite's monitors being reflected on his glasses are actually his pupils and his glasses are his eyes
after watching this video with careful consideration, i want to live in gotham city even more now.
not much going on in my life like i feel it woild be fun idk
@@realestrealityrealnessrealyou’re so real for that tho because me too
9:17 Add Mexico and North St. Louis and it’s still an understatement
gotham is just insane. imagine just going out and someone warns you not to drink the tap water because some weird masked guy put Fear Gas in the water supply
I genuinely feel weird when I hear proper names of DC characters and not their r/batmanarkham versions. Am I stupid?
Is there a lore reason
You made me so happy with this one but i am disappointed at the lack of nightwing or even robin mentions, where are the boys
Night wing is in bludhaven bro
1:53 yeah of course you would kwite
All I can imagine is that batman doesn't beat them after they caused the worst possible tragedy and then we the watcher (aka you) start to go slowly insane and crazy after batman just doesn't kill them and just throws them in prison to repeat over and over.
Jason Todd fr
I mean, Batman's already doing so much work for this city. Do I ask him to To cross his one line is just freaking ungrateful
You want The joker dead you can do it yourself. Hes just a guy.
The real reason gotham is still so bad is because the citizens are a bunch of spineless Fools
@@b.sersiravenYou shouldn't idealize a emotionally stunted teenager who's been affected by the magic mountain dew
@@plantainsame2049I mean.... he got shit done at least. While I agree that it doesn't have to be batman to cross that line, the mere idea that the Joker wasn't put down after the second time he massacred a bunch of people is straight up baffonic. Especially in the US, you'd imagine they'd have given him the electric chair already.
But I do agree more with Jason Todd cause Batman is against killing the bad guys in general, not just when it's him being able to do the killing.
@@strawberryfox8819 Blame the state of new jersey
The Court of Owls are too old be found out that fast. Gothamites would either be too scared to mention it or think it's just some weird thing that happens every few days/weeks/months
9:00 I'm proud to be that 15 percent
4:42 interesting
1:35 Whats worse is he won't leave him for dead like he will KGBeast
KGBeast my beloved 😢
@UnemployedStormtrooper he's not my fav but he has a cool design
Imagine wanting therapy but the only mental health facility is Arkham.
I swear to god this dude makes a living talking about the most random shit yet i'm still here for it every single damn time. i love it.
The only good things about gotham would be the pay grade for police and health department, cheap rent and basically being able to simp for people in spandex suits ( plus points if you have a mask kink) every damn night.
5:37 i'mma get my back. you got Niiiiiiiine SECONDS, bub.
6:08 He has done that already lol
To be fair it’s canon that Gotham is literally cursed.
@Kwite In regards to the Scarecrow not being a businessman thing: might interest you to know Bane actually did try to pull that sort of thing off at one point. In the TMNT crossover where he gets transported to Turtles New York, his whole plan is to start a gang war and scare the citizens into wanting to take his Venom so they'd be strong enough to defend themselves. He even manages to do just that with most of the Foot clan, it's a pretty good plan.
Also, Michelango calls him 'William Protein Shakespeare' when he rambles too much. That has no bearing on the plot, but it is an excellent line.
Everyone be blaming Batman for the criminals in Gotham always escaping and killing people when they should be blaming the city for letting them escape in the fiest place and the state for not revising the law on the death penalty
I've missed kwite's uploads so much I'm so glad she's back and still hasn't experienced the outdoors
Just imagine getting on the train from work and watching a 8 foot lizard man ruin your whole day
Flashbacks 3:11
I would be willing to suffer Gotham City for the chance to see Barbara Gordon.
Remember, the joker stalked and psychologically tortured this one, single man for years because he swore at him on the road
Kwite I just got my wisdom teeth removed and your videos are the only thing getting me through it. Keep up the good work!
I hope u have a smooth recovery ^^
8:13 bro penguin once ruined the life of a chef and the people around him just for laughing in his direction
To be fair, rent in Gotham is probably DIRT fucking cheap because of all the crime that happens on a daily basis.
I scene what looked and sounded like the black guy at 5:50 at the del taco in elk grove CA.
6:15 literally just described batman the audio adventures scarecrow with less medical malpractice
8:03 That’s probably how Eddie Van Halen came up with the design for his Frankencaster.
Me in central city when I look at my wife and suddenly I see a yellow blur and blood is where my wife originally was: 0:30
Good to not see you again Kwite!
It’s all I ever wanted for the inevitable comeback.
Seriously, the guy’s addicted to memeing. 😂
8:17 Unfortunately, that Twitter User was spitting for using an EDP clip for Deathstroke. He didn’t just manipulate a teenage girl in the Judas Contract guys.
hoodie really came back for the holiday paycheck huh? i respect it
Gotta hustle. 😂
3:00 I guess Israel must be absolutely hootin' and hollerin'
With my luck of being born in Balkans, every bad guy would probably fail to kill me multiple times and I would die in Gotham from old age like all the Balkans people are cursed to do... I am starting to think that our collective suffering actually holds the universe from stagnating into a cosmic soup and I can guarantee that I am hating every moment of it...
I lived in Chicago and want to go back, shits irl Gotham
off topic but kwite we're all so proud of you my guy. you took your time to come back to youtube when you didn't even have to at all but you did and we love you for it. We love ya kwite!❤❤❤
Imagine sleeping then suddenly the city is in pure chaos
0:54 not even accurate.
The best thing I could say about living in any comic book world is "Generally the cops aren't nearly as bad as many current real world cops are." which compared to everything else isn't a huge step up unfortunately.
In many comics the US law enforcement is almost universally worthy of the official term Police Officer rather than the less respectful term cop rather than the occasional sprinkled in good policeman you'd sometimes bump into in the real world...
4:56 who is actually drinking the tap water in Gotham? You deserve what happens if you’re willing to drink the water that gets poisoned at least once per week.
So I guess companies that sell water drums and water tanks would make a good profit from Gotham
Gotham rent is probably low as hell. Ill risk it
8:55 tfw actually am in that %15
Same
I find the fact that kwite sees DJ Khaled and EDP on the same level just so fucking funny.
Whenever scarecrow was mentioned I giggled, I kicked my feet, you might even say my toes curled
Huh
0:05 Don't do that in Canada either, they'll just send you to the government euthanasia clinic. Sounds like something i made up but they seriously started a government funded human euthanasia service and started recommending it to military veterans who were complaining about how long it takes to get any kind of medical treatment for conditions they got while deployed.
What the actual fuck
I’m very happy people have realized the comedic power of scarecrow
Too many scarecrow ones?
**Pastra fans enter the chat**
7:14 hed pobably just ask you if youre interested in gooning
Scarecrow actually did put fear gas in a guy’s cigarette once to make him think he was going crazy and hearing his father’s voice. It was in the Long Halloween or it’s sequel the Dark Victory!
I honestly would wonder what would happen if in real life a single city in a first world country got as bad as Gothem. How would the real life government respond.
All the major villains would be given death sentences or be sent to ADX Florence most likely
There is a lot of them in latin america
@@guilhermeborbabrito3664the comment asked about how would a first world country react if one of its cities became as dangerous as Gotham, or in other words Detroit with steroids
(7:30) lbp fans rise up!
Hell yeah!!!
Im surprised gotham citizens are even still scared of the villains at this point, the joker drugging your family with laughing gas or bane throwing your car across the sidewalk is just a normal thing considering how long batman has been alive for
9:23 I would also like to add that Gotham is also a mix of the G4za strip because the Joker is out there bombing hospitals like he's the 1DF
The people who live in Gotham are probably made of steel or something to continue living there…
"All Men Have Limits" - Batman
someone please tell me why i read the title in the version of "i wanna be the very best, like no one ever wasss"
Gotham Possibilities:
You find your wallet lodged in Chief O'Herra's forehead because the Joker wanted him to have "Money on his mind."
James Gordon Jr. gave you a drink.
You hear opera music coming from a beauty salon.
You're on a date and some dude in a suit sprays ghost pepper sauce in your eyes and throat.
Your parents get murdered by a fan of Bruce Wayne.
Bane used your car for his deadlifting routine and now you gotta wait.
You got kidnapped by Mr. Freeze and now you're getting hypothermia while he vents.
You go to do some yard work only to realise poison ivy has removed the engine from your lawnmower