Fun fact: the person who got hit by a bus wasn’t happy because she could’ve left college, but if you get hit by a university but on campus you get a free tuition, it’s called pass by catastrophe
People in the us trying to get alcohol by pretending they're grandmas Me, a german, who drinks with my parents every weekend but isn't old enough to drive yet: *whoops*
@@stateofsilence2628 Yeah, we the dogs also gotta give them our apologies. Is just that we love to hang out there, make some noice, and maybe hunt some bunnies
Another Fun Fact: This video was released 3 minutes ago and there is one dislike, that means someone subscribed and turned on notifications just to dislike the video.
I mean there are other reasonable explanations, but yes some haters have so little life that they do that. Not realizing their sub, watch and interaction has way more weight.
Ok, so, regarding 8:55. Around when I was graduating high school we had someone move in to a hotel in my town. My family met him at a bar and grill and he seemed like a decent guy. Later, it was posted he was an offender and we weren't notified prior to him moving in. Due to him, and the court, not notifying anyone in town about this, a bunch of people broke into his hotel room and beat the hell out of him. No one got caught and the guy got put into protective custody. So yes, it is easier to commit any crime against an offender, not just robbery.
I can almost hear the road rage COD lobby's being like: "Dude you shouldn't have cut me off I was taking your mon to the hospital because she couldn't walk after I shoved my monster inside her!"
POV: You read the name of this channel, and you hear him say it every beginning of the video. But the further you stare at it, the more you wonder if he's pronouncing the "Em" to make a singular sound for 'M', or if the 'E' is in fact silent
Someone: does well done drawing of the emkay on king dice's suit The music in the backround: king dice's theme Jack: oh cool I'd like to get one of those-
An arcological discovery was made recently, took place in Greece last year. Turns out achilis had a brother, who was also dipped into the river Stix, and obtained a special ability. As you know, achilis was dipped in and held by his heel, which when grabbed, would weaken him entirely, removing his super strength. His brother, bophedes, was dipped in by the groin and given the ability to contol Medusa like snakes. There's even a medical term attributed to his weakness, like how we have achiles tendon, we now have bophedes nuts!
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 204 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
When you realise the past year or so is basically the time equivalent of a mutilated .jpeg (I mean that if you mutilate a .jpeg, some parts of it get scrunched together while others *expand* and that’s how the past year’s felt)
“People who stay up late are more likely to die early” My grandma who is in her 70s and stays up till 1:00 AM and wakes up at 6: AM every night: *Laughs in immortality*
lol the wolves one makes me think of that witch in the Pixar movie 'Brave'. She could only do 1 thing and that was bears so her solution to everything was bears. 'You want the strength of a dozen men? BEARS!' 'You want your mom to stop pressuring you into marriage? BEARS!'
I love the sound of this man's voice, this is what I want for my phone assistant... Or multi-dimension spanning AI, whichever comes first. Edit: 4:26 Real talk, as a man, this is the reason I support a lot of what the feminist movement stands for. You can't force someone into a life they don't want. I'm sure lots of women are happy being house-wives, but there's also many of them that care about doing other things more. Forcing people to be who they are not just breeds resentment and hatred, and that hurts all of us. A fulfilled wife is better than an obedient one, ever time.
This is completely unrelated to the video but you know how Reeses now has the big cup with the crunchy potato chips? If there's a bung in them you wouldn't know because I imagine it would crunch just like the chips and because you're expecting a crunch you wouldn't suspect a thing
"I say a lot of words but don't always know what they mean" Jack being a whole ass mood yet again
I don't say much but when I do...I don't
* cries in socially awkward *
Fun fact: the person who got hit by a bus wasn’t happy because she could’ve left college, but if you get hit by a university but on campus you get a free tuition, it’s called pass by catastrophe
Hehe mom I know how to get a free tuition
And free money
how do I get hit by a university
@@justaneditygangstar on moving day
Sadly the university spun it in a way where she was in blame for going in front of the bus without looking
Fun fact: when hamsters yauwn, they open their mouths at gigantic sizes
Bunnies too!
Cars too!
Edit: it was supposed to be Cats, but the typo just makes it better
I just googled that, was pleased.
@@victuvaporub specially the Lexus cars
@@victuvaporub delete the edit
Bruh imagine your in a Tesla and you just hear "Never gonna give you up never gonna let down"
DEAR GOD.
WHAT IF YOU MAKE IT THE HORN?
Imagine you just get in your friends Tesla and you hear like some family on a road trip
You’re
@@ungusbungus2486 oh shut up
You know that’s called a radio
"LMAO my sister's boyfriend wants to fight me because I dated his girl"
Hol' up
*what*
relateable
Had to read that again just to make sure I read it right.
Hol up
People in the us trying to get alcohol by pretending they're grandmas
Me, a german, who drinks with my parents every weekend but isn't old enough to drive yet: *whoops*
it doesn’t work bc real grandmas would be offended to be asked to prove their age
✌🏼
Mein gott...
*nice*
ayy me too bud :) (im not german but I drink with my parents)
You tell that as if that is something good 🤣
The humans who keep trespassing in my forest need to watch out too
Sorry for the inconvenience, if you witnessed a satanic ritual in your forest, that was us. I apologize if we woke you from your slumber.
@@stateofsilence2628 Yeah, we the dogs also gotta give them our apologies. Is just that we love to hang out there, make some noice, and maybe hunt some bunnies
Would you kindly tell me which forest so I know where to avoid?
@@youjustlostthegame2028 we can’t tell you that, you wouldn’t want to disturb Bigfoot.
I'm proud of your username
Keep up the good work
EmKay: "Yeah, coloration is a word now, deal with it"
Me who's been using it for at least a decade: Hol' up
wait a minute somethin aint right
On the plus side, it's been a word longer than that.
It is a word.
@@Aethelos colorization?
COMMANDER YOU'RE NEEDED ON THE FRONT LINES! THE ILLUSIONISTS ARE ATTACKING AND DESTROYING THE STATUE PEOPLE!
petition to have jack say
"im the jack that smiles back and welcome to emkay"
YES!!!
Nah, not feeling it
@@tvthecat there is no “No” option, only “Yes”.
@@IndigoVoidigo Ah, ok, still no
@@tvthecat no
3:54 every bisexual person's dream
Oh god yes...
☺☺☺☺☺ yes
Can confirm
Oh hell yeah
Imagine if you get both .
Another Fun Fact: This video was released 3 minutes ago and there is one dislike, that means someone subscribed and turned on notifications just to dislike the video.
Nah it was just a misclick
Same
I mean there are other reasonable explanations, but yes some haters have so little life that they do that. Not realizing their sub, watch and interaction has way more weight.
@@insaincaldo same
@@cozmoz2474 No
"You only live once lick the bowel"
Peopl with diarrhea: rules are the rules....
Hello again
“bowel”
i cant even, bro
B o w e l
It's already bad enough.
“You Know The Rules, *And So Do I.* “
1:05 showed that to my mom and she agreed that our family would 100% put that sign in the bathroom and keep it there
Boy I love living here
7:05
As someone who likes musicals and history, I started cracking up at this. Nice cover of the song btw
I still remember one of my friends saying "Smash!" And another said, "On the bed?"
Handheld-Mode!
Now with local Multi-player!
@@DrBlueHigh and co-op!
Don't forget competitive!
Now coming with
*Friendly Fire*
Love how he didnt realise the coat in the fanart is willy wonka's
I thought it was supposed to be the suit of king dice from cuphead. Its the instrumental of his theme song, which is playing in every video
Yeah I thought it was Kind Dice too, 'cause if not it's not a great depiction of Wonka's outfit
I thought it was king dice-
@@sodbrenner7654 is king dice
Wow R/holup is one of the best subreddits in my opinion!
Thanks for covering it!
We have the same low effort profile pic
@@nethisnotar9175 MY MAN
7:12 That Hamilton reference though I can't I wasn't expecting it at all
Ohhhh, finally a video narrated by Jack! I do like Robin and Lexi too, but Jack will always be my favorite along with Damien ❤
Was...
I am deelee!!!!!!!!
Jack brings a little bit if cursed to everything
I hate Robin
1:47, I bet that was one of the biggest "...I've been missing out, haven't I?" of all time.
This Subreddit is literally funny and terrifying at the same time
1:40 "you became the thing you were swore to destroy"
"you shouldn't drink until you're 25!" *everyone in the military* "I'll drink to that!"
The Hamilton part made me laugh so hard
Same
The woman who hates pictures is my soulmate. I don't know what you look like but I love you
Ok, so, regarding 8:55. Around when I was graduating high school we had someone move in to a hotel in my town. My family met him at a bar and grill and he seemed like a decent guy. Later, it was posted he was an offender and we weren't notified prior to him moving in. Due to him, and the court, not notifying anyone in town about this, a bunch of people broke into his hotel room and beat the hell out of him. No one got caught and the guy got put into protective custody.
So yes, it is easier to commit any crime against an offender, not just robbery.
I can almost hear the road rage COD lobby's being like: "Dude you shouldn't have cut me off I was taking your mon to the hospital because she couldn't walk after I shoved my monster inside her!"
“1v1 me in Wendy’s parking lot”
7:35
Well, my name is Star so my angel name is...
✨ʀ ᴀ ᴛ s✨
Damn you got named Star thats neat
0:20 Aww, thank you.
I remember how quickly I went from patiently waiting at the crosswalks to just tempting the gods on the way to class, if they hit me they hit me
that damn "lmao" at 5:54 got me laughing for 5 mins 😭
2:16 literally exactly what I was thinking; word for word
Emkay singing you'll be back is gorgeous
2:04 I will absolutely name my car ‘The Marauder owned by Darth Trenchfoot’
POV: You read the name of this channel, and you hear him say it every beginning of the video. But the further you stare at it, the more you wonder if he's pronouncing the "Em" to make a singular sound for 'M', or if the 'E' is in fact silent
"hello you super special snowmobile"
_what a compliment_
2:27 it was so fun can't wait to tell you all about it
11:32 if you don't want to die alone, then being a pilot is optional
"Frickin winner winner chicken dinner if this guy is bi!" - Jack
"Stop fucking the chicken, Jack!"
Everytime emkay updates it makes me really happy, I hope everyone else feels that happiness once in a while :D
Person: Mistakes make you stronger
Samuel Reshevsky: *Goes Super Saiyan”
6:50 The simpsons one is real is from an episode called My way or the highway to heaven season 30 episode 3
If you kept practicing you could probably do a dead on Obi Wan impression
the vegan butcher was the best use of "you were supposed to destroy the siths" i've heard in a while
His Ned Flanders voice is perfect
Me: **creating a video of every unique title card on the EmKay channel**
Me: **doesn’t have any for r/holup yet**
Me: *STONKS*
8:10 this ain't r/holup this is
r/rareinsults 😂
Someone: does well done drawing of the emkay on king dice's suit
The music in the backround: king dice's theme
Jack: oh cool I'd like to get one of those-
An arcological discovery was made recently, took place in Greece last year. Turns out achilis had a brother, who was also dipped into the river Stix, and obtained a special ability.
As you know, achilis was dipped in and held by his heel, which when grabbed, would weaken him entirely, removing his super strength.
His brother, bophedes, was dipped in by the groin and given the ability to contol Medusa like snakes.
There's even a medical term attributed to his weakness, like how we have achiles tendon, we now have bophedes nuts!
10:17
The best part is, the woman is the main character from Grey's Anatomy, a tv drama about surgeons
2:10 Mario Kart DS local-wireless play sounds different than I remember.
I LOVE THE CREATIVITY with Lexie and Jacks rhymes in the intro!
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 204 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Hello there.... Again
Did it.. like become a shorter list.
Nice copypasta
Nice copy paste skills
Well you can copy and paste
4:40 The frightening thing is that that note could very well be real and perfectly innocent.
9:13
*_it scares me that jack can sound like UwU TheClick_*
Same
2:16 real life proximity voice chat. Imagine zooming on the high way and u tune into the voice chat and u hear a bunch of screaming in the distance. 😂
When you realise the past year or so is basically the time equivalent of a mutilated .jpeg
(I mean that if you mutilate a .jpeg, some parts of it get scrunched together while others *expand* and that’s how the past year’s felt)
This subreddit is the complete opposite of “they had us in the first half not gonna lie”
4:40
*yay!* *I LOVE EXPLOSIONS!!!*
“People who stay up late are more likely to die early”
My grandma who is in her 70s and stays up till 1:00 AM and wakes up at 6: AM every night: *Laughs in immortality*
10:44
THE VOICES-
Did I just get-
Complimented as a snowmobile-
*_I mean you're not wrong, I am a snowmobile_*
3:03 Ngl, i kinda like the “messy”/“abandoned” vibes from that console, and adds character
7:25 my only good laughter in 2 months, thanks
I’ve never been so happy being called a snowmobile, especially when Jack said it was a special one 🥺✨
7:40 Kram just sounds like a demons name. Subverting expectations I guess.
10:39 wtf did we ever do aren’t we supposed to be the chill ones or smth…
6:44 I am a Simpsons fan, and yes, those are real lines
Random couple: yells son at batman cosplayers then fake death
me: goes to every comic con they're in just to dress up as batman
lol the wolves one makes me think of that witch in the Pixar movie 'Brave'. She could only do 1 thing and that was bears so her solution to everything was bears. 'You want the strength of a dozen men? BEARS!' 'You want your mom to stop pressuring you into marriage? BEARS!'
10:48 “Meegan Markle” 😂😂😂 I’m dead!!!
4:00 it's 2:30 a.m. Here how lovely
4:52 mrs doubtfire vibes rn
4:34 gas shouldn't stay on for long 👀
He walks in, turns on the light and KABOOM!
HOLY SHIT THE BASS AT 9:09
8:00 Aggressive Auditing
XD
0:00 Buzz Aldrin: "Am I a joke to you?"
10:33 Me a Cancer: 💧👁️👄👁️💧
"you really should drink until youre 25" - laughs nervously in germany drinking wine and beer from 16.
Watch out for what what’s behind me
You know, I've never been called a "Super special snowmobile" but, it made my day 100% better.
"Your name backwards is your angel name!"
Ayna.
Fucking.
*_AYNA._*
As a snowmobile, I feel loved 🥰
To the "name backwards being your angel name" one
...
My name is Reagan.
I am Anna. Dammit!
Neil Armstrong, after landing on the moon:
*It's over, Humanity. I have the high ground.*
5:32 ahh yes the sounds of America Online dial-up landline services being perfectly mimicked
Why do I feel like I've seen most of these on MXR Plays
coloration has been a word since the 17th century
Definitely one of my faves
E
@@miniredcrewmate2363
The hell?
E
@@demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271 there was a bot
@@miniredcrewmate2363
?
Ok?
M......holup did he just call me a snowmobile
Wait, haven't we seen that fanart before. Didn't damien see it or something? Or am I just trippin'?
9:42 It's just public phones you had to pay to use. Using your home phone would get billed to your house, like gas and electricity.
10:48 did he just say MEEgun markle?
top quality hami,ton annerversiry
I love the sound of this man's voice, this is what I want for my phone assistant... Or multi-dimension spanning AI, whichever comes first.
Edit: 4:26 Real talk, as a man, this is the reason I support a lot of what the feminist movement stands for. You can't force someone into a life they don't want. I'm sure lots of women are happy being house-wives, but there's also many of them that care about doing other things more. Forcing people to be who they are not just breeds resentment and hatred, and that hurts all of us. A fulfilled wife is better than an obedient one, ever time.
6:54 *jack saying the simps are ahead of their time* the boondocks would beg too differ
2:33 eh, close enough
This is completely unrelated to the video but you know how Reeses now has the big cup with the crunchy potato chips? If there's a bung in them you wouldn't know because I imagine it would crunch just like the chips and because you're expecting a crunch you wouldn't suspect a thing
Extra protein equals extra power!
I low key want to know what the moon looks like in cameras from this century
6:27 they got more land