Lol ok that gigachad with the double eye patches got me. 10:35 Oh and blowing up horses... Dead horses or other such animals can attract unwanted problems, like wild bears or other scavengers. Transporting and disposing of a horse might not be feasible depending on the terrain, so... blow them into tiny bits that quickly decompose.
@Moho_braccatus In the case of whale carcasses the goal is twofold. One, blow it into tiny bits, two direct that explosion back out towards the ocean. There's a video out there where they got the explosives backwards, and sent chunks of rotting dead whale raining down on a village. Cars, garages, etc. were just decimated.
In high school I hosted a birthday party for my friend Carl, it was fun we had a lot of stuff happening. Until we started to play truth or dare, I was literally picking truth every time, but the others start complaining about it, so I picked dare. Jasmine, (girl that like Carll but hated me for some unknown reason) dared me to go home because I was not "livening up" and my presence was just a "disturbance" to the party. I said "ok" got up, Carl grabs my hand and ask, "Where are you going?". I replied back "I'm going home". I walked through the front door, went in the back yard, came to the back door and sit back down with the group. Everyone was confused why I came back; I explain that this was my house and showed them proof. Finally, it was my turn, so I asked Jasmine truth or dare. She said truth (maybe because she thought I was going do the same to her, which I wouldn't). I asked her "Why do you hate me so much when we haven't even spoken? This is literally the first time we've talked which each other." She paused, stare at me for a while, got up and left. Up to this day I don't know what the hell I did to get her to hate me.
7:33 What's funny is that they think if society collapses that they're hired security will actually protect them instead of wanting to get back at the people who helped collapse society and take all their money and resources for themselves.
Or use all those arms to be like "hey so, eff you, our families are taking this bunker now, rot in your wasteland." [I mean they'll bring them there before hopefully]
Why would they take the money that worked before society collapsed? If we are on the brink, you only think of basic survival. Perhaps one day long term sustainability. If we down the line manage to rebuild, that wont be the new currency.
@@cynicalminion Your explanations of the differences between the two words make very little sense. Than - Used to compare ie. "He was put in a different cell than his friends." Which can also mean "compared to his friends". Then - Time or action related ie. "Then it happened" or "He then struck him in the jaw". But nice try.
@@cynicalminion you're still wrong. It's kinda like you're comparing them, (he was out in a different cell compared to his friends) so it's than. You only use then when referring to time.
Urgent notice from the desk of the learned man kidnapped specifically to handle all paperwork and literacy-based tasks for the Pirate King: "Recent studies have shown that wearing two eyepatches does not actually double your piratical status and may, in fact, negatively impact your capability at piratical duties. Such impacted duties may include lookout post, steersman duty, and most importantly, card and dice game cheating prevention. If you are able to read this urgent notice, you are both overqualified to be a pirate and should read it to your less literate pirate fellows post haste. Yarr." Signed, Pirate King (pp. Cuthbert St. Cadbury, LMKSTHAPALBT please send help my family can pay)
2:25 Just _two_ entities? No. It'd actually be 1 entity vs the infinite number of constantly changing entities of Dead Pool's split personalities. Personally I think Dead Pool's infinity of insane personalities would push the Mask's entity so far off the edge that they're completely sane. Well, the Mask's personality would be sane. Dead Pool would still be insane. Because Dead Pool's insanity is infinite.
03:40: I don't know if it's intentional, but I think this joke is a bit funny as an Australian We've had some unprecedented floods fairly recently -- anyways, 2 things: 1 - a political leader set up a GoFundMe for disaster relief so that they wouldn't have to use the purpose-made disaster relief fund 2 - Prime Minister (colleague of that guy) is forever infamous for going on holiday to Hawai'i during the fires Also I'd like to congratulate the PM for doing a great job on this video (joke)
Before watching the clip at 9:54, i was very confused as to whether you were referring to a language i don't understand, or if english and french had become a single language overnight.
3:35 As someone who has lived in Baltimore, can confirm: This is hardly the scariest thing in in this city. we have super high crime rates, horrible traffic, and even worse public funding. Pitbulls are the least of our issues.
Deadpool wearing The Mask... The effects would depend on whether it's the version from the movies or from the comics; the former would extend cartoon physics to everyone around him, while the latter would do nothing Deadpool's powers don't already do. Either way, it's not as bad as one might initially think.
… I didn’t realize that this video came out today and when I saw the post that essentially said, “Tik Tok’s new jewelry trend involves semen pearls” and when I realized that this video came out today, part of me died.
i saw a fucking bear eating a body today,and a dude getting a iced coffee like bro? what is wrong with you who the heck drinks iced coffee, thats right no one
@@isappycracksand you can add syrups to it, tasty toppings, it's better too if you don't like the bitter taste of hot coffee. My opinion, personally. I respect your opinion though.
I will never understand how people think "parties" are cool and fun. Never been to a party, never will be to one. If I want fun I'll stay at home alone and play video games the way I like it. Interacting with others is just too much work and people annoy me by existing near me.
1:27 i'm pretty sure kidney stones are actually often caused by excessive oxalates and not enough calcium to neutralize them i don't know much beyond that but i think even if you are perfectly hydrated you can still get stones from toomuch nuts, tea, spinach, etc.
7:30 do you want Umbrella Corporation? Because that's how you get Umbrella Corporation. Or VaultTec, or the Mayor's Bunker from Fallout 4, or Weylend, I could probably go on but can't be arsed thinking of more examples.
The man was like "man I should be very generous and just go to Hawaii so I don't have to listen to all this noise. Thought it was going to be wholesome bit nope
the only appropriate way to sum up the result of deadpool putting on the mask would be ryan reynolds saying "somebody SPANK me!" bonus: this is ryan reynolds we're talking about here... he'd totally do it...
I have a video game about lunching rockets where I built a space station, I call it S.S for short but my friends are acting a bit wierd since I told them about the station, for some reason.
It feels like creativity and originality are dying out. Especially in the entertainment industries. Like why can't we make a movie about a cat that's the President but can only be understood by one person who acts as their translator and when the rest of the world refuses to take the Cat President seriously, he declares war on the other nations with a huge army of animals. Why can't we have this instead of another Transformers and Spider-Man movie. I think after the eighth time you've made enough.
You are commenting a lot. Creativity is not dying out. There are plenty if unique ideas out there. The issue isn't really the industry but the audience. Humans tend to like things they are familiar with. That's why you tend to start liking a song you hear a lot. Which is why new songs are often overplayed on radio. Same goes for visual media and entertainment. People want something they find familiar. There have been several attempts to do something different. Every time, there is backlash from the audience. Especially if the media allows women, poc, and LGBT people to take a central role without being treated like a joke or lesser. Just look at Lightyear. People boycotted the movie, for a two second kiss between two women. You might have to look outside of the mainstream if you want ot find the more unique and creative stuff. It is like a lot anime. Every year, a huge amount is released in Japan. Some of which are highly creative. But they don't reach the mainstream western audience, making most westerners assume there is no variety.
@@Ikajo I was speaking mainly of western culture and I've never heard of anything that's a brand new idea having backlash. Adding in "woke" concepts into movies doesn't make an idea new and creative. That's just being woke for the sake of being woke while using old ideas and should receive backlash for trying to pass off being woke as something better when it's the same thing. A good example of this is the female Ghostbusters movie they tried to make.
Oh, I know how to blow up a horse and why it's sometimes necessary. I have a family friend (Dale) who worked in the forestry department for decades and he actually had to do this once. What happened was that this trail ride/camp had a bunch of horses and unfortunately one of said horses died on the trail because it was old. Now, there was no way to remove the horse off the trail because they couldn't get any vehicles down to its location. Now, the camp counselors were worried about the dead horse attracting bears and they needed to get rid of it asap because they had a group of kids coming the next day, so they call Dale and ask if he has a way of getting rid of the dead horse, and he says "I got over a hundred pounds of old dynamite I need to get rid of. I'll bring it over and take care of it." So he packed that dead horse full of dynamite and blew it up. He said all that was left of it was a palm-sized chunk of meat and a crater. So now you know.
I like to use my turn signals to tell people I'm going somewhere I'm not. You think I'm about to take that right turn coming up? Think again! I'm going to cut off that Uber in the left lane doing 10 over!
I love the Hol' up feeling
The hol’up feeling is superior to every feeling
@@GenericSpaceNerd agreed
9:56 That's dutch for: do you drink with me?
I diagnose you with hol' up addiction
@@Visseman2 I sure will
Lol ok that gigachad with the double eye patches got me.
10:35 Oh and blowing up horses... Dead horses or other such animals can attract unwanted problems, like wild bears or other scavengers. Transporting and disposing of a horse might not be feasible depending on the terrain, so... blow them into tiny bits that quickly decompose.
Didn't knew that
Learned something new at 2am
Good to know.
@Moho_braccatus In the case of whale carcasses the goal is twofold. One, blow it into tiny bits, two direct that explosion back out towards the ocean. There's a video out there where they got the explosives backwards, and sent chunks of rotting dead whale raining down on a village. Cars, garages, etc. were just decimated.
what about tossing them in lava
@@adamb89 I feel bad for laughing, but just the thought of a whalestorm... um yeah. nevermind xD
In high school I hosted a birthday party for my friend Carl, it was fun we had a lot of stuff happening. Until we started to play truth or dare, I was literally picking truth every time, but the others start complaining about it, so I picked dare. Jasmine, (girl that like Carll but hated me for some unknown reason) dared me to go home because I was not "livening up" and my presence was just a "disturbance" to the party. I said "ok" got up, Carl grabs my hand and ask, "Where are you going?". I replied back "I'm going home". I walked through the front door, went in the back yard, came to the back door and sit back down with the group. Everyone was confused why I came back; I explain that this was my house and showed them proof. Finally, it was my turn, so I asked Jasmine truth or dare. She said truth (maybe because she thought I was going do the same to her, which I wouldn't). I asked her "Why do you hate me so much when we haven't even spoken? This is literally the first time we've talked which each other." She paused, stare at me for a while, got up and left. Up to this day I don't know what the hell I did to get her to hate me.
Maaan,that was an awesome move tho. 👏👏👏
I was with you until you said you "showed them proof"
@@Sleve-McDichael prob had his mom come into the room or something
She likes you
@@Sleve-McDichael You could show a picture of you in the house or something
7:41 She’s not being arrogant, She’s just a vampire trying to take out self proclaimed alpha males
I wish my car had missiles
It does
sadly you need a rocket and even then its only a kamikaze :(
@@cheese_walker yea I forgot about that
Mine does
For what reason
7:33 What's funny is that they think if society collapses that they're hired security will actually protect them instead of wanting to get back at the people who helped collapse society and take all their money and resources for themselves.
Yeah I agree.
Or use all those arms to be like "hey so, eff you, our families are taking this bunker now, rot in your wasteland." [I mean they'll bring them there before hopefully]
When not if*
Why would they take the money that worked before society collapsed? If we are on the brink, you only think of basic survival. Perhaps one day long term sustainability. If we down the line manage to rebuild, that wont be the new currency.
@@insaincaldo well, a dollar bill would probably then be worth quite a lot
I’m pretty sure the guy who broke into jail got arrested and put into a different cell than his friends.
quick grammar lesson:
"than"- different cells
"then"- pulling a train (what? it's PRISON! 😇)
@@cynicalminion Your explanations of the differences between the two words make very little sense.
Than - Used to compare ie. "He was put in a different cell than his friends." Which can also mean "compared to his friends".
Then - Time or action related ie. "Then it happened" or "He then struck him in the jaw".
But nice try.
@@cynicalminion r/confidentlyincorrect
@@nunabusiness2442 considering the original comment was "put into a different cell THEN his friends", i tried quite accurately, thanks!
@@cynicalminion you're still wrong. It's kinda like you're comparing them, (he was out in a different cell compared to his friends) so it's than. You only use then when referring to time.
If Deadpool ever put on The Mask, it would just be an endless stream of "why didn't I think of that!?"
Urgent notice from the desk of the learned man kidnapped specifically to handle all paperwork and literacy-based tasks for the Pirate King:
"Recent studies have shown that wearing two eyepatches does not actually double your piratical status and may, in fact, negatively impact your capability at piratical duties. Such impacted duties may include lookout post, steersman duty, and most importantly, card and dice game cheating prevention.
If you are able to read this urgent notice, you are both overqualified to be a pirate and should read it to your less literate pirate fellows post haste. Yarr."
Signed, Pirate King (pp. Cuthbert St. Cadbury, LMKSTHAPALBT please send help my family can pay)
I like you
That button is the equivalent of the red "do not push" buttons in movies
1:18 i was so desperately expecting it to say "on the next day the boys parents were murdered in an alleyway"
*6:00* Flushed Away! I loved that movie show as a kid. Rodney and Rita were a great duo in that movie.
I'm double the pirate" was so hilarious. Got to love Jack's commentary
2:25
Just _two_ entities?
No.
It'd actually be 1 entity vs the infinite number of constantly changing entities of Dead Pool's split personalities.
Personally I think Dead Pool's infinity of insane personalities would push the Mask's entity so far off the edge that they're completely sane.
Well, the Mask's personality would be sane.
Dead Pool would still be insane.
Because Dead Pool's insanity is infinite.
I wonder if The Mask is technically MCU canon...cuz it's the mask of the God loki.
My vote is that he'd just turn back into the comic book version of the Mask.
03:40: I don't know if it's intentional, but I think this joke is a bit funny as an Australian
We've had some unprecedented floods fairly recently -- anyways, 2 things:
1 - a political leader set up a GoFundMe for disaster relief so that they wouldn't have to use the purpose-made disaster relief fund
2 - Prime Minister (colleague of that guy) is forever infamous for going on holiday to Hawai'i during the fires
Also I'd like to congratulate the PM for doing a great job on this video (joke)
"Bet she's sore"
Don't worry, she's not in any pain at all right now"
9:54 yeah "Drink je samen" means "You drink it together", so it's basicly someone who was uncultured, so they blurred out the A =P.
Before watching the clip at 9:54, i was very confused as to whether you were referring to a language i don't understand, or if english and french had become a single language overnight.
@@Bruh_idk69lul It's in Dutch.
Someone being slow in front you on the road? FIRE MISSILES!
Oh boy
Hey Jack! I have a bad headache right now, but this video immediately made me smile!
It’s Lexi tho
@@akusword80 nah, jack’s the one narrating the video. Lexi and Jack sound completely different
@@toonlink5399 I'm Lexi now. Astral has decided it so
@@JayMick Hi Jack! (Well, Lexi in this situation I guess lol) You’re my favorite EmKay narrator!
my bad sorry y’all
3:35
As someone who has lived in Baltimore, can confirm:
This is hardly the scariest thing in in this city. we have super high crime rates, horrible traffic, and even worse public funding. Pitbulls are the least of our issues.
Hi Jack how are ya and to all the editors and others at emkay hope your having a good day
Deadpool wearing The Mask... The effects would depend on whether it's the version from the movies or from the comics; the former would extend cartoon physics to everyone around him, while the latter would do nothing Deadpool's powers don't already do. Either way, it's not as bad as one might initially think.
Oi! My name is Pierre, and I don’t think I deserve to be boiled alive in a soup!
10:02 its dutch and i know a vast majority of people dont speak it but when translated it just says fernandes you drink it together
Wanted to write pretty much the same thing since i thought it was probably just because they don't speak dutch but i see you already beat me to it.
As a dutch person i agree to this comment
Dacht het ookal te lezen
fact: the car in the title is one of the first street legal hummer and since they were used as military vehicles it had a missiles button
3:18 : when your dating a gender fluid person and adopt kids but are polyamorous
It's a rainbow paradox
How rude, that pitbull just wanted to borrow your lighter
2:26
If that happens, EVERY universe would be non-existent
… I didn’t realize that this video came out today and when I saw the post that essentially said, “Tik Tok’s new jewelry trend involves semen pearls” and when I realized that this video came out today, part of me died.
Jack: "see help!"
Me: Wanna be the pot or the kettle.
i saw a fucking bear eating a body today,and a dude getting a iced coffee like bro? what is wrong with you who the heck drinks iced coffee, thats right no one
I no longer exist.
@@Toasties. if you drink iced coffee i will break into your house and for legal reasons i will not finish this comment
@@isappycracks dude, it's nice in the summer.
@@isappycracksand you can add syrups to it, tasty toppings, it's better too if you don't like the bitter taste of hot coffee. My opinion, personally. I respect your opinion though.
I would pay good money to see a Mask 3 with Deadpool
This channel is perfect for watching video while doing homework
11:45 I have actually seen Cargo Socks in a store, they are real and do exist
0:01 now I’m thinking of the faces of the cars
6:18 With that pronunciation, are you sure he's not looking for a German chef? Because that's how you pronounce the word for "chef" in German, "Koch".
12:57 all fun and games until his eyes glow green and you hear the apple charging noise come from his voice box
Oh ya Ze sheep fight club... Such a good movie lol! That's all I was thinking with the German Shepherd meme 😂
I will never understand how people think "parties" are cool and fun. Never been to a party, never will be to one. If I want fun I'll stay at home alone and play video games the way I like it. Interacting with others is just too much work and people annoy me by existing near me.
Oh lighten up
*else i send the party planner on you*
Honestly even as a ambivert
Its all about having fun with others
@@seantaggart7382 Well have as much fun as you want. I'm still never going to one.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla I don’t understand either. A gathering of more than 8-10 people usually sounds tiresome and awful.
@@willieearles3151 Yet trust me
*you hear what sounds like confetti shot out of a cannon...and cake?*
With that girl? You dont Have A break
Take it you don't like talking to people?
I saw that picture of cargo socks a few years back, looked it up, and was so so pissed that they weren't real. I would absolutely wear them.
2:05
am I the only one that understood this joke 💀
No
Yes
1:27 i'm pretty sure kidney stones are actually often caused by excessive oxalates and not enough calcium to neutralize them
i don't know much beyond that but i think even if you are perfectly hydrated you can still get stones from toomuch nuts, tea, spinach, etc.
There's never too much tea-
AAAAAGHHHH
0:10 *starts mashing the button*
He’s back!!
1:19 oh come on!
Dude missed the chance to write that he would murder the boy parents so he would become Batman
10:00 it's dutch, it says "fernandes, you drink together"
Those AIM-9s hitting different from inside the car
Oh, blowing up horses is nothing, Jack. You should check out the story of when a freakin' whale was blown up.
that,,, haves a lot
its always a good day when emkay posts
I agree! Whenever EmKay posts a new video, I just get excited!
If my car could fire missies I would fire it whenever someone road rages or when that one train that lasts 20 minutes comes.
Imagine you’re in traffic and someone fires a missle 💀
7:30 do you want Umbrella Corporation? Because that's how you get Umbrella Corporation. Or VaultTec, or the Mayor's Bunker from Fallout 4, or Weylend, I could probably go on but can't be arsed thinking of more examples.
The man was like "man I should be very generous and just go to Hawaii so I don't have to listen to all this noise. Thought it was going to be wholesome bit nope
12:01 hurt to watch rip the queen and long live the king
the only appropriate way to sum up the result of deadpool putting on the mask would be ryan reynolds saying "somebody SPANK me!"
bonus: this is ryan reynolds we're talking about here... he'd totally do it...
8:20 ah,so it's the Austin McBroom package, gotcha.
6:06
Huzzah! A man of quality!
that pants meme made me laugh so fucking much bc i was looking at my phone and only heard it 😂😂😂😂
2:13 Friend can be magic if you happen to use the right techniques and brake the half of a window; the door locker or even the basement door
2:34 i dont know for deadpool but you can find lobo vs the mask comics
“i saw a revived Kurt Cobain show once and, it didn’t really *blow my mind* yknow?”
…oh my god
I have a video game about lunching rockets where I built a space station, I call it S.S for short but my friends are acting a bit wierd since I told them about the station, for some reason.
Search Queery: "how to effectively blow up a router"
the man fighting the "lion" in the river. He's fighting a lioness and she was killing him.
Can't go to sleep without my emkay daily dose
I feel like the mask and deadpool combo would just become a basic normal person
It feels like creativity and originality are dying out. Especially in the entertainment industries. Like why can't we make a movie about a cat that's the President but can only be understood by one person who acts as their translator and when the rest of the world refuses to take the Cat President seriously, he declares war on the other nations with a huge army of animals. Why can't we have this instead of another Transformers and Spider-Man movie. I think after the eighth time you've made enough.
You just described the aftermath of Cats Vs Dogs but if the cats won
You are commenting a lot. Creativity is not dying out. There are plenty if unique ideas out there. The issue isn't really the industry but the audience. Humans tend to like things they are familiar with. That's why you tend to start liking a song you hear a lot. Which is why new songs are often overplayed on radio.
Same goes for visual media and entertainment. People want something they find familiar. There have been several attempts to do something different. Every time, there is backlash from the audience. Especially if the media allows women, poc, and LGBT people to take a central role without being treated like a joke or lesser.
Just look at Lightyear. People boycotted the movie, for a two second kiss between two women.
You might have to look outside of the mainstream if you want ot find the more unique and creative stuff. It is like a lot anime. Every year, a huge amount is released in Japan. Some of which are highly creative. But they don't reach the mainstream western audience, making most westerners assume there is no variety.
@@Ikajo I was speaking mainly of western culture and I've never heard of anything that's a brand new idea having backlash. Adding in "woke" concepts into movies doesn't make an idea new and creative. That's just being woke for the sake of being woke while using old ideas and should receive backlash for trying to pass off being woke as something better when it's the same thing. A good example of this is the female Ghostbusters movie they tried to make.
“It didn’t blow my mind” 😭
That Kirt Cobain joke was great. The reason it didn't blow your mind is because Courtney Love wasn't attending.
I ordered a Cybertruck with the AIM-132 ASRAAM missile package. It's 🔥.
10:13, I am pretty sure that it says "Drinkje Samen"
I'm Dutch and this translates to: "Drinking Together"
Why did you censor the "AM" from "Samen"?
2:05 No you didn’t… you did not just do that. 😂
2:25
My guess is that he'd just turn into the comic book version of the Mask.
im so sad the cargo socks are a joke, i wouldve bought them. I love taking things from others and just pocketing them
Dont you mean socketing
5:17
How in the world did this parent not immediately realize what their kid was looking for?
US Forestry dept. blowing up a horse is not surprising. Oregon Dept. of Transportation blew up a whale that washed up on a beach.
I saw this video and immediately knew Jack was the narrator
2:05 'blow my mind' poor choice of words Jack
the flushed away reference was top tear
When i heard about the Ben affleck thing i thought he was about to kill his parents in an alley so he can become batman 💀
Bunker? Cool, nothing fluoroantimonic acid can't handle.
12:10 all the homiesexuals: 👀
Homiesexuals? The ones who love their homies? Count me in.
That jail one reminds me of this one video about people who filmed themselves escaping prison and editing it
I think the channel was inside edition
4:22 - what about using your turn signals to tell other drivers which way to go?
That bit at the end lmao
Oh, I know how to blow up a horse and why it's sometimes necessary. I have a family friend (Dale) who worked in the forestry department for decades and he actually had to do this once. What happened was that this trail ride/camp had a bunch of horses and unfortunately one of said horses died on the trail because it was old. Now, there was no way to remove the horse off the trail because they couldn't get any vehicles down to its location. Now, the camp counselors were worried about the dead horse attracting bears and they needed to get rid of it asap because they had a group of kids coming the next day, so they call Dale and ask if he has a way of getting rid of the dead horse, and he says "I got over a hundred pounds of old dynamite I need to get rid of. I'll bring it over and take care of it." So he packed that dead horse full of dynamite and blew it up. He said all that was left of it was a palm-sized chunk of meat and a crater. So now you know.
I thought cars came stock with atleast 2 Fateh-110's
A pearl necklaces pearl necklaces, I sure didn't see girls deciding to wear that.. for longer then it takes to reach a bath.
10:00 It’s Dutch for together and is spelled as “samen”. The sentence means “Fernandes is drunk together” (as a verb)
1:20 and then Ben Affleck killed the boys parents
Launch the nukes
self checkout doesnt make you an employee, its designed for me specifically so i dont need any human interaction
Who need missiles in a car when your car is the missile
2:30 he becomes a normal citizen called mark with a 9-5 job and a wife called sharon
0:54 why is this one here? It seems more like a wholesome store than a hol' up.
i legit just bought my dad the "Fire Missile" cigar lighter cap in the thumbnail
I like to use my turn signals to tell people I'm going somewhere I'm not. You think I'm about to take that right turn coming up? Think again! I'm going to cut off that Uber in the left lane doing 10 over!
2:43 they would fuse
FUUUU-SION!
Hello again Jack. I love your videos
i got your flushed away joke btw it was good