Honestly, I think that first one happened. Not that the actual 'biggest laugh' part happened, but the dad told them that it did and they didn't have any reason to believe otherwise as a kid.
Yeah! When I heard that part, I was like wtf? That's creepy as hell. Like what? Did he check the sanitary disposal bin at work and was like "Time to give them chocolate!" Because in that post, they said he "figured out" their cycles. They didn't tell him. In my opinion, if you're not in a relationship with that person, you have 0 reasons to keep track of their cycle, that's none of your business.
Gotta love how all narrators have different personalities Robin: cool Lexi: Soft Damien: Easily entertained Zack: Expressive Jack: the snack that smiles back
@@hughjass8502 It's also remarkably wrong, based off of captive animals that were split from their families and thrown in an enclosure together. Guess these guys wanna be in cages.
I remember yelling "I FOUND OIL IN THE GROUND" and a few seconds later i was surprised to see an entire US army just arrived with their tanks flying,it seems like the turrent is spinning faster than a wheel
To the one guy who said he would never need the quadratic equation as a game designer: I have developed several games, and I can say from experience that making a game takes a fuck load of math.
"I told him I wanted to be a game designer...and his life has been wasted from learning maths" Hah obliviousness on this guy. Every day I'm writing code I'm learning new math.
Exactly! Have you seen the formula used in Pokémon to calculate just the *shaking* of the Pokéballs? How the heck is he even planning on getting a job as a game dev when he doesn't even wanna learn maths?!
I love how the guy who seemed upset with a friend coming out as lesbian doesn't even know the fact that lesbians can still have biological kids and give birth to them, or ya know, adopt lmao
Pretty much you got to involve a man in most cases. They di have twch now to have babies without need a man but this is a niche and rare tech that in the years since it was announced isn't even close to becoming available to everyone.
2:50 is totally believable. I wouldn't be surprised if those guys specifically ordered pizza just so they could play their Jedi prank on the delivery driver.
4:52 the funniest thing about this is that they wouldn't have let her in at all, all political merchandise and signs have been banned at Disney since Walt himself was running the place.
Besides, that story is complete bullshit. Let me get this straight. You were called to THEIR house, given THEIR dinner and THEIR ten freaking dollars for losing YOUR phone and THEM giving it back to YOU. If anything, you should be punished for being so careless.
I got a story that actually happened. In my first college calculus class, we were going through a set of trig derivative problems. We got to one of them, that looked harmless, but the teacher had thought there was no answer (not sure why, from what I could remember the value in the trig function couldn't be gotten rid of). I started thumbing through my precalc notes and saw some trig stuff that I found in one of the textbooks (because I did, and still do, read textbooks like normal books). I told the teacher I thought I may have a solution but I didn't have it there with me. She said, ok, we can come back to the next class. The next class day arrived, and I had the solution with me. I demonstrated it, and everyone was pretty shocked. The teacher just kinda stared, and class continued as normal. She emailed me back later and said something along the lines of "I'll give you a few extra credit points on your test, that was kinda cool." Not the exact thing, I honestly can't remember the email. If I find it, I'll put it in here.
As a teacher, I'd just like to say, even if you _did_ somehow manage to get access to most school or college accounts, good luck trying to figure out how to access grades and alter them, it's like the Labyrinth at Minos in there...
I had a kid that thought he knew how to in my 5th-grade class. He boasted about it all the time. I tried it and for 3 milliseconds really thought it worked. He used ctrl i and 'changed' it to say 100. In reality, he just changed the screen on his end. Nothing actually changed. The kid in the video probably was pulling a "Im having aged cheese exquisitely pureed tomato pesto on top of toasted bread and topped with sliced ham" kinda stuff but in reality, they thought they pulled something but just changed the screen. Like you said its nearly impossible to change actual grades.
7:48 this one is the most infiuriating . let me tell you as someone who is actually engaging in game design math is the most important technical skill you need to know. from rendering triangles to making visual shaders to making gameplay movement and A.I for enemies and so so so much more .. EVERYTHING invloves math . its true that modern game engines abstract a lot of the math nowadays but you still need it to make a functional game.
1:35 and the judge immediately charged her with one count of contempt of court with a fine of 1 day imprisonment and $1000 fine and was dismissed by both parties
I'm pretty sure the Apricot one at the start was just the father telling their kid a lie to make them feel good, and they have lived with that lie for years thinking it's true.
i mean- i feel like it could be true if it was led with "so my daughter came up with this joke" because that adds sentiment to it. I could see something like that happening when you hear a joke that came from a four-year-old
I spent 13 years of my life genuinely thinking I was allergic to cosmic brownies (specifically the candy sprinkles, not the entire brownie) and I have no clue where I got that idea 😂
watching a whole movie on mute and thinking you're deaf doesn't require being high, it just takes a special kind of stupid like the kind of stupid it takes for me to blink and then get scared that it got dark
I'm 15 and as an intellectual I've single-handedly solved 3 equations and created dalculus (sequel to calculus) and I also did open heart surgery on a person who is 50018420 years old (lol I'm so quirky and random uwu)
2:08 is totally believable. I work in a shop and always passive-agressive burn rude and creepy customers like that. Like if I say hello to a customer an they just blank me, I'll pretened like I don't think they understand English. Or if I see someone cut in line, I'll extra loudly (so the creepy woman who cut in line can hear) say to the person behind something like "Oh hey! you're my 100th customer today. I'm paying for your bottle of wine!" I've actually gone as far to buy the person a £7 bottle of wine with my own money just to piss off the creepy customer.
6:45 Lol actually the stories of Columbus were written by his son to help him cope with the fact that his dad not only thought the earth was shaped like a pear. but also that he never actually reached the continent of North America. Even if he did he wouldn't have been the first because a Icelandic guy named Leif Erickson stepped foot on the N.A soil close to 500 years before Spain set sail. I find this history of America more entertaining than what's traditionally taught in school
the one that asked their college "proffeseur" what he was doing with his life and quadratic formula, that professor would've shut that kid down and told them to listen, and someone would laugh at him for expecting to ruin the professor's career
Also, I find it funny that he wants to be a game designer and he's "putting down" his math "proffeseur" when most of being a game designer revolves around mathematics equations.
4:35 fun fact: according to a lot of people who work at Disney the actors and actresses playing characters aren't allowed to break character. This means that they generally have to act unaware of certain things, but it *also* means they can't be assholes to the guests. Hell, if memory serves one of the Gaston actors may or may not have been fired for playing the part too well when they accepted a push up contest from a guest and was a bit of a smug prick about it, but I'm not 100% on anything beyond the fact that the pushup contest can be found on UA-cam. Even if that person's story is even *remotely* true, Elsa would've been fired pretty quick for treating a kid like that and having them kicked out of the event over a shirt and the political leanings of the girl's parents. If there's one thing that's universally true about Disney's parks, it's that they don't fuck around, especially security.
Fun fact: Childbirth is rated at nearly the highest pain a human can feel! Another not so fun fact!: the time of the month cramps feel the same pain as a heart attack!
@@opaldrawz797 Human: holy shit why did I do this i'm never gonna have another ki- Evolution: *did you say something?* Human: ..time to grow the family!
2:53 I am just imagining those fight scenes or war scenes but the food delivery person is the strongest person in those scenes. At the end, they bring food to the customer on time when it was supposed to be delivered.
7:16 I’m 99% sure this guy was in my class and when he actually said that he was told to leave the classroom and everyone just started laughing and not “cheering”
Desperation are many, varied, ever-changing, and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible. -Severus Snape, Harry Potter and The-Half-Blood-Prince
@@Bottleofwater-n5y It makes sense considering that quadratic equations are used in real physics for falling objects (which is basically all we did in freshman physics).
The guy keeping track of the menstrual cycles be like: “Hello theeeerrre my precious princess **licks lips** I noticed that your **ahem** menstrual cycle is hmmm active” “Go the fuck away I’m calling the cops” “But Im suuch a niiice guy **pretends to hide tail even though he doesn’t have one**
i fully believe the "my friend decided to turn lesbian" tweet because anyone dense enough to think sexuality is a choice probably wouldn't pick up on sarcasm
@DaCoolCreeper can be, can be not. Gay and lesbian is a % natural when populations get too high among many species. Its a natural form of population control and mathematically appear accordingly to population numbers. But people do also get driven to it due to lifes events and trauma. So it can be a choice, as sometimes people have issues feelin lived.
In retrospect actually, a smaller kid having that much caffeine and sugar in a small amount of time would make them hyper. Dingus confused that with being high lmao
My boss actually owns a DMV. Its not allowed for music to be played either in the car when taking the driving test or in the DMV itself. Im a sophomore in high school and i work in a driving academy(Part of the DMV). I cant actually work in the DMV for few years though.
honestly, id believe the one about "hacking" a teacher's grading profile. the security on computers at my old school district was laughable, the passwords were visible, aka not displayed as asterisks, the reset your password would accept any phone number, and they still ran windows vista... so uh, not exactly hacking, but it seems extremely easy
13:13 Hahaha 160k in MISSOURI 🤣🤣🤣 All it is is farm houses out here. And the ones in Kansas City, St.Loui, Jeff City, Springfield, you know, the big cities, don’t even go should 100k... or shouldn’t.
19:00 as someone who has partaken in edibles and weed, as it is fully legal here in Canada, I believe this could have happened. If they were really high, I'm talking taking more than they can handle, they can enter what is known as a "bubble" in which you are so hyperfocused on one specific thing that you genuinely forget about your other ones. Its usually either just sounds you hyperfocus on or sight. And when someone is in this bubble, they can genuinely believe they lost a sense because the brain isn't thinking right. The brain is a fickle thing, and when it's being drugged by anything, it makes irrational choices
I can't imagine what goes through these peoples minds when they post these story's.. *oH yEaH lEt mE jUsT CrEaTe A cOmPlEtLeY uNbElIeVaBlE sToRy AnD pOsT iT sO tHaT i CaN bE mAdE fUn oF bY tHe iNtErNeT.*
I've never heard a literally impossible story on r/thathappened though. If it's technically possible, it's not "completely" unbelievable. That's the trick. Make it somewhat believable. I think the aim of people who write these kind of stories (if they are fake) is either to entertain or to feel better about themselves by pretending anyone who believes them are idiots.
@Princess Lola If it's to make themselves feel better by thinking that others are idiots, then that's self-explanatory, "to make themselves feel better'. They probably have low self-esteem and this is one of their few pleasures. If it's to entertain, then that's also self-explanatory, "to entertain". A lot of people both online and offline like to entertain others just for the sake of entertaining. It is its own reward. Heck, most of UA-cam is composed of videos people made just to entertain as most people on UA-cam don't make any money.
I think a lot of them just post the scenarios they wish happened, in reference to a scenario that actually went very differently. I've replayed many of my social interactions in my head, imagining how I could have been better, but I don't post them online. I talk to myself out loud alone in my room.
this vid reminds me of the story my brother told once - so he and his friend were livestreaming, going around the city when my brother saw a girl and said - "I would ask her to marry me if I had a ring", my brother's friend then pulled out a ring and gave it to him, he went up to the girl to actually propose and she declined. yeah I don't know if that is true, but it probably is because he and his friends do this kinda stuff most of the time.
18:42 ok my dad wouldn't have known about the song but I can tell he gets really proud of himself every time he makes a joke or says something that he knows me and my sister have been saying and he definitely would've told I'm sus
4:13 Honestly that kind of situation is sadly pretty common, sometimes even with female doctors. What’s hard to swallow about it though is her response and the doctor’s reaction.
@@Tengoku332 A couple going in to see a doctor for a problem the woman has and the doctor addresses the man instead of the obvious patient. It's an unconscious action, but it's fueled by long standing ideas of women being lesser. Basically, people got used to men being the authority and have trouble of letting it go in their subconscious even when the focus of a situation is the woman and not the man.
@@NecrochildK wait so feminists believe that if one of them is unconscious or in a coma a doctor is not allowed to ask what's wrong because they are supposed to ask the patient
Honestly I would do exactly what she did since I’m so sick of not being taken seriously by doctors just because of my gender. At least it would be somewhat memorable lol.
Other than the first part I'm not even sure that one belongs here. We went from 'that happened' straight to 'hope everyone is wearing your foil hats!'. But I would 100% read that book
8:55 I can tell you that is very realistic espacilly since your teachers have passwords like IAmATeacher. Also hacking a acc with a weak password from a crappy unsecured school website just takes internet not skills.
Do people know that not ALL, I’ll take a stand to say most aren’t actually just lazy and are actually just trapped with bad wages and increasing prices...
@@peskypigeonx they'd get jobs if they were physically able, mentally able, and weren't treated like drug addict trash all the time Even when they're normal people that have just not ha good luck
12:14 I went to Starbucks and when we left a guy approached my friend to ask her if she’d consider modeling for him. After she took his card so he’d leave I smirked and asked if that happened every time she went to Starbucks. She laughed and said “hell no!”
Honestly I think I've got a good story for this sub, only problem it actually happened and I think the only reason why it did happen is cause some friends of a girl who went to the highschool down the road from my middle school (literally from one main street to the next there was like 4 schools all crammed into the section) dared her to ask me to be her boyfriend and me being the anti social and socially anxious kid I was I didnt say shit and walked right past her, then several months later I saw her again and the first damn words were "hi boyfriend" and she hugged me, not gonna lie I needed that cause it was winter and cold af, but after that I never saw her again wonder how shes doing and if she even remembers doing that
I remember my friend "apperantly" went into a church close to our school and dipped her hand into the holy water and sceamed "AAAH IT BURNS". 1. The church by our school is usually closed during the day 2. Most churches keep their holy water in an off limit area, not just lying about 3. How the hell were you not arrested cus Im pretty sure that was a crime
Is the church Catholic? Most Catholic Churches I’ve been to have holy water fonts at the sanctuary entrances. (Of course, they don’t do it now because of COVID)
When Robin said "Hey hey hey!" At the start of the video, I found a video in my recommended of a Fat Albert video titled "hey hey hey" and I thought I had a stroke
Honestly, I think that first one happened. Not that the actual 'biggest laugh' part happened, but the dad told them that it did and they didn't have any reason to believe otherwise as a kid.
Thats exactly what i thought too
Yeah I agree, that’s what I thought
i'd tell my kid that if i had a kid, it would cheer them up.
or he told the audience his kid came up with the joke and it did get the biggest laugh because of that. it is cute for a kids joke!
@@supposedly1-2 Definitely also a possibility. People are all too happy to laugh at a kids joke :)
"Yo babe, wanna hang out?"
"Nah"
*no wait, you're not supposed to do that*
BWAHAHAHAHA
Wait, that's illegal
It can't be
that's why me and my homie bought a house with a basement
@@victuvaporub infinity bae
Someone keeping track of their coworkers periods is the most serial killer things I've ever heard.
Yeah. Unless they were friends, it is stalker-ish. But if he was friends with all of them, it's KINDA okay?
That’s creepy Haha
Nah, we don’t do that. He’s more of a creep than anything.
Yeah! When I heard that part, I was like wtf? That's creepy as hell. Like what? Did he check the sanitary disposal bin at work and was like "Time to give them chocolate!" Because in that post, they said he "figured out" their cycles. They didn't tell him. In my opinion, if you're not in a relationship with that person, you have 0 reasons to keep track of their cycle, that's none of your business.
@@skyriver9525 no.
Gotta love how all narrators have different personalities
Robin: cool
Lexi: Soft
Damien: Easily entertained
Zack: Expressive
Jack: the snack that smiles back
Goldfish
@@humanperson2314 indeed
i like that human person just comment G O L D F I S H like it was a god
@@humanperson2314 i agree
love me the jack snack
The way Robin pronounces "professeur" around 7:30 is exactly how I expected it to be pronounced and yet I cracked up each time
If someone describes themselves as an Alpha Male, you just know they absolutely are not.
as an alpha male, i agree
Bruh one my friends think he's an "alpha male"...
Everyone can smell the *b u l l s h i t* from the stories he tells us like every fucking day...
@@SirFox_CODM and the bs coming off his body
i cant believe some people still believe the whole 'alpah & beta male' concept, its just super stupid
@@hughjass8502 It's also remarkably wrong, based off of captive animals that were split from their families and thrown in an enclosure together. Guess these guys wanna be in cages.
“it’s your favorite host robin” he’s aware
stay at home guys
They’re becoming self aware
Just kidding
I dontreally uavea favorite
But this channel is my favorite reddit channel
Sorry if i had a stroke
The truth is i had technically
Oh my god he is
I remember yelling "I FOUND OIL IN THE GROUND" and a few seconds later i was surprised to see an entire US army just arrived with their tanks flying,it seems like the turrent is spinning faster than a wheel
That must've been the fbi in your laptop webcam and ur phone
And everybody cheered.
@@missdire and after that they became a quintillionare
Yeah, I can believe that.
And everybody clapped
Introducing a smartphone to the Amish would be easier than introducing the concept of satire to r/thathappend
i think autistic people understand satire better than this subreddit
or the concept of people having something interesting happen in their lives.
yeah because nothing ever happens
@@lordskeletor481 EXACTLY
To the one guy who said he would never need the quadratic equation as a game designer: I have developed several games, and I can say from experience that making a game takes a fuck load of math.
what are the games?
@@dustorm5012 mostly just personal projects and game jams
“They knew I was WRITE. must suck having a student smarter than the teacher”
The level of irony is satisfactory.
The narrator even made the "than" sound wrong, which is what I didn't get.
Oh yes I love the fact that they were wrong and still acted like they were right
Im surprised Robin did t comment that the teacher was crying because everyone in his class was an idiot and it was never going to get better.
Even more Ironic is that the professor was right and the person was wrong
“The ironing is delicious”
"I told him I wanted to be a game designer...and his life has been wasted from learning maths"
Hah obliviousness on this guy. Every day I'm writing code I'm learning new math.
Exactly! Have you seen the formula used in Pokémon to calculate just the *shaking* of the Pokéballs? How the heck is he even planning on getting a job as a game dev when he doesn't even wanna learn maths?!
Game engines are pure maths with some computer magic sprinkled on top of it
Heeh yep, good luck with your game design kid. Reality is going to hit like a truck.
Exactly, I've been relearning Algebra and Trig for moving to Unity game coding from Java app coding.
Yeah, I remember I went to a coding camp once, you need math for that.
I love how the guy who seemed upset with a friend coming out as lesbian doesn't even know the fact that lesbians can still have biological kids and give birth to them, or ya know, adopt lmao
@DaCoolCreeper heard somehwhere eggs can be fertilized with bone marrow or something like that definitely not completely correct but ye
@@a3xbattery Or surrogacy or if she gets with a pre-op trans woman and they choose to together.
Well you still need sperm cells which come from testicles or environment they simulate those so yeah
Pretty much you got to involve a man in most cases. They di have twch now to have babies without need a man but this is a niche and rare tech that in the years since it was announced isn't even close to becoming available to everyone.
@@strandedstranger6602 well they make sperm cells
2:50 is totally believable. I wouldn't be surprised if those guys specifically ordered pizza just so they could play their Jedi prank on the delivery driver.
some people are hilarious like that and i strive to eventually be like that
I was wondering why that was on this subreddit. lmao
4:52 the funniest thing about this is that they wouldn't have let her in at all, all political merchandise and signs have been banned at Disney since Walt himself was running the place.
“...and then Santa came back from fighting Nazis on the moon!”
@Anna Baik that is so true
Lol
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be a joke? This story is super believable.
@@remyrichardson8614 ik this is a joke but still r/woosh
@@Chettycheeto That's not how r/wooosh works. Also, r/ihavereddit.
11:09 Shira and Shiro are not even close to Korean names, imagine being such a weeb you mistake Japan for South Korea
i was just about to comment this lmao
Weebs irl
Besides, that story is complete bullshit. Let me get this straight. You were called to THEIR house, given THEIR dinner and THEIR ten freaking dollars for losing YOUR phone and THEM giving it back to YOU. If anything, you should be punished for being so careless.
Not japanese, but even i could tell tjat theres no way any person in japan is called shira or shiro. Imagine calling your kid 'white'.
As weeb, I can confirm
Those aren't even close to Koren names
“What’s bobbin I’m robin.” Would be the best intro ever.
Yes
Who's bob?
What does that even mean
Petition for him to do it
@@TOOMUCHHOMEWORKXD right l? Just cause it rhymes doesn't make it's good...
I got a story that actually happened. In my first college calculus class, we were going through a set of trig derivative problems. We got to one of them, that looked harmless, but the teacher had thought there was no answer (not sure why, from what I could remember the value in the trig function couldn't be gotten rid of). I started thumbing through my precalc notes and saw some trig stuff that I found in one of the textbooks (because I did, and still do, read textbooks like normal books). I told the teacher I thought I may have a solution but I didn't have it there with me. She said, ok, we can come back to the next class. The next class day arrived, and I had the solution with me. I demonstrated it, and everyone was pretty shocked. The teacher just kinda stared, and class continued as normal. She emailed me back later and said something along the lines of "I'll give you a few extra credit points on your test, that was kinda cool." Not the exact thing, I honestly can't remember the email. If I find it, I'll put it in here.
Did everyone clap after?
@@theredhare2483 no, it actually happened. If you'd like the email I can prove it.
I've had similar happen to me. Pretty believable. Sometimes my teachers just ignore the basics.
8:21 was the best Mickey mouse voice I've ever heard
As a teacher, I'd just like to say, even if you _did_ somehow manage to get access to most school or college accounts, good luck trying to figure out how to access grades and alter them, it's like the Labyrinth at Minos in there...
I had a kid that thought he knew how to in my 5th-grade class. He boasted about it all the time. I tried it and for 3 milliseconds really thought it worked. He used ctrl i and 'changed' it to say 100. In reality, he just changed the screen on his end. Nothing actually changed. The kid in the video probably was pulling a "Im having aged cheese exquisitely pureed tomato pesto on top of toasted bread and topped with sliced ham" kinda stuff but in reality, they thought they pulled something but just changed the screen. Like you said its nearly impossible to change actual grades.
I hope you can still get to that stuff easily, I mean, after all you are a teacher.
@@dizzy_dino9052
'Easily' is a relative term, but yeah, I can access it :)
@@DeadEyeJedi Okay, that's good
Nice pfp you seem like a chill teacher
"Mess with the bull you get the horns"
Me dressed as a matador: Olay.
Why are you dressed as a matador?
@@jaybirdishhhhhh they fight bulls.
@@imtootiredforthis7694 you know what? I have no idea why I posted that comment.
1:06 was literally pulled from any cartoon strong guy stereotype
hi fellow msm fan
JOHNNY BRAVO IN REAL LIFE *NOT CLICKBAIT**GONE SUS*
Mfw dude acts like he's johnny bravo
@@vossofoss hello
@@vossofoss it's another one 😯
7:48 this one is the most infiuriating . let me tell you as someone who is actually engaging in game design math is the most important technical skill you need to know. from rendering triangles to making visual shaders to making gameplay movement and A.I for enemies and so so so much more .. EVERYTHING invloves math . its true that modern game engines abstract a lot of the math nowadays but you still need it to make a functional game.
1:35 and the judge immediately charged her with one count of contempt of court with a fine of 1 day imprisonment and $1000 fine and was dismissed by both parties
I'm pretty sure the Apricot one at the start was just the father telling their kid a lie to make them feel good, and they have lived with that lie for years thinking it's true.
i mean- i feel like it could be true if it was led with "so my daughter came up with this joke" because that adds sentiment to it. I could see something like that happening when you hear a joke that came from a four-year-old
I spent 13 years of my life genuinely thinking I was allergic to cosmic brownies (specifically the candy sprinkles, not the entire brownie) and I have no clue where I got that idea 😂
watching a whole movie on mute and thinking you're deaf doesn't require being high, it just takes a special kind of stupid
like the kind of stupid it takes for me to blink and then get scared that it got dark
create problems, sell solutions
@@thegogglesfam352 kill people, sell their kidneys
I'm 15 and as an intellectual I've single-handedly solved 3 equations and created dalculus (sequel to calculus) and I also did open heart surgery on a person who is 50018420 years old (lol I'm so quirky and random uwu)
Lol
NOT DALCULUS LMAO
Did I mention the that I met the Adolf Hitler and took a selfie with him
@@soapycanthandle lol
Im14TeEnAnDtIhSiSdEeP
2:08 is totally believable. I work in a shop and always passive-agressive burn rude and creepy customers like that.
Like if I say hello to a customer an they just blank me, I'll pretened like I don't think they understand English.
Or if I see someone cut in line, I'll extra loudly (so the creepy woman who cut in line can hear) say to the person behind something like "Oh hey! you're my 100th customer today. I'm paying for your bottle of wine!"
I've actually gone as far to buy the person a £7 bottle of wine with my own money just to piss off the creepy customer.
6:45 Lol actually the stories of Columbus were written by his son to help him cope with the fact that his dad not only thought the earth was shaped like a pear. but also that he never actually reached the continent of North America. Even if he did he wouldn't have been the first because a Icelandic guy named Leif Erickson stepped foot on the N.A soil close to 500 years before Spain set sail. I find this history of America more entertaining than what's traditionally taught in school
the one that asked their college "proffeseur" what he was doing with his life and quadratic formula, that professor would've shut that kid down and told them to listen, and someone would laugh at him for expecting to ruin the professor's career
Also, I find it funny that he wants to be a game designer and he's "putting down" his math "proffeseur" when most of being a game designer revolves around mathematics equations.
@@gentlemanmadness607 i was thinking about that too lol
4:35 fun fact: according to a lot of people who work at Disney the actors and actresses playing characters aren't allowed to break character. This means that they generally have to act unaware of certain things, but it *also* means they can't be assholes to the guests. Hell, if memory serves one of the Gaston actors may or may not have been fired for playing the part too well when they accepted a push up contest from a guest and was a bit of a smug prick about it, but I'm not 100% on anything beyond the fact that the pushup contest can be found on UA-cam. Even if that person's story is even *remotely* true, Elsa would've been fired pretty quick for treating a kid like that and having them kicked out of the event over a shirt and the political leanings of the girl's parents. If there's one thing that's universally true about Disney's parks, it's that they don't fuck around, especially security.
“it’s your favourite host robin” yes. yes you are
Only after Damien left
yes he is
@@arthurmorgan3619 he left? I didn't knew
@@adamniepowiemtego6011 yeh
Yes Robin is
5:44
1. You don’t “decide” to be lesbian.
2. You know there’s this amazing thing called ✨ a d o p t i o n ✨
And childbirth is *EXTREMELY PAINFUL.*
Fun fact: Childbirth is rated at nearly the highest pain a human can feel!
Another not so fun fact!: the time of the month cramps feel the same pain as a heart attack!
@@opaldrawz797 fun fact: childbirth is so painful your brain makes you forget the pain so you have more kids!
@@max_punch Ah yes. Humans, what majestic creatures.
Humans after childbirth: Let’s forget that happened….
@@opaldrawz797 Human: holy shit why did I do this i'm never gonna have another ki-
Evolution: *did you say something?*
Human: ..time to grow the family!
@@max_punch evolution: *that’s what I thought.*
5:50 ever heard of a donor or adoption? Also, this was painful but fun to watch. Reminds me of the types of stories my grandma tells
“I didn’t know you were the princess of communist china!” I’M DYING-
Disney caat members aren't allowed to break character. They can get fired for it. This is how you know its a fake story.
'I'm your favourite host, Robin, *heh* just kidding.'
Silently cries and dies on the inside.
2:53 I am just imagining those fight scenes or war scenes but the food delivery person is the strongest person in those scenes. At the end, they bring food to the customer on time when it was supposed to be delivered.
7:16 I’m 99% sure this guy was in my class and when he actually said that he was told to leave the classroom and everyone just started laughing and not “cheering”
10:15
“Have you ever heard the noise of a man being castrated without numbing”
“No”
“wOuLd yOu lIKe To”
7:14 honestly, I would’ve cried at that student’s stupidity too
Meeee
Desperation are many, varied, ever-changing, and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible.
-Severus Snape, Harry Potter and The-Half-Blood-Prince
7:22 its hilarious because quadratic equations are actually useful in game development for calculating physics of objects
Really? Didin't know that
@@Bottleofwater-n5y It makes sense considering that quadratic equations are used in real physics for falling objects (which is basically all we did in freshman physics).
That's exactly what I thought!
OP will be so disappointed when he discovers video game development includes math
Thank you personally for not saying “blatantly obvious” and just leaving it at “blatant”
Everytime I read/hear a story like this, I ALWAY write/say "And then EVERYONE clapped"
the history teacher had tears in his eyes from trying not to laugh
The guy keeping track of the menstrual cycles be like:
“Hello theeeerrre my precious princess **licks lips** I noticed that your **ahem** menstrual cycle is hmmm active”
“Go the fuck away I’m calling the cops”
“But Im suuch a niiice guy **pretends to hide tail even though he doesn’t have one**
When they get made they’re probably like
*turns into wolf and pounces on you*
I still want to see Lexi be given one of these "the joke is that we don't believe the posts" subreddits to read.
i fully believe the "my friend decided to turn lesbian" tweet because anyone dense enough to think sexuality is a choice probably wouldn't pick up on sarcasm
Suuuuure taking about things that are not proved in 100% certainty...
@DaCoolCreeper can be, can be not. Gay and lesbian is a % natural when populations get too high among many species. Its a natural form of population control and mathematically appear accordingly to population numbers.
But people do also get driven to it due to lifes events and trauma. So it can be a choice, as sometimes people have issues feelin lived.
@@AngelEmfrbl No, definitely not a choice in any regard. You either are, or you aren’t. It’s that simple. Cool comment, though.
But you can choose to be gay?
@@AngelEmfrbl sexual behaviour and sexual orientation are two different things
Can't wait for "my name is Robin, and today I'm Robin your house!"
Robin always sounds like he’s smiling when he’s talking. I love it.
One time a kid in my class in fifth grade got in trouble for "playing with himself" at his lunch table. Needless to say I never talked to him again
as someone who like buys monster alot i legit laughed so hard at the 13 year old saying monster got them high how do people make this up
Honestly lol, but I'm also worried about how strong Robin's coffee is cause a monster has 2-3 times the caffeine as a typical cup of coffee
sup Kyle
@@thegogglesfam352 maybe the green monster looks like weed and they actually got high
Placebo, maybe?
In retrospect actually, a smaller kid having that much caffeine and sugar in a small amount of time would make them hyper. Dingus confused that with being high lmao
7:15 funiest thing is that you need a lot of math in game desing.
YES! im so glad modern engines take care of most of that mind boggling stuff.
Depends on what you're interested in, Coding yes, level and character design not so much
oh no i was wanting to design a game and now i learn that being bad at math dosent help
My boss actually owns a DMV. Its not allowed for music to be played either in the car when taking the driving test or in the DMV itself. Im a sophomore in high school and i work in a driving academy(Part of the DMV). I cant actually work in the DMV for few years though.
honestly, id believe the one about "hacking" a teacher's grading profile. the security on computers at my old school district was laughable, the passwords were visible, aka not displayed as asterisks, the reset your password would accept any phone number, and they still ran windows vista... so uh, not exactly hacking, but it seems extremely easy
I wanna make Robin say: "It's Robin. Robin your attention and heart."
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes!
Yes
"Yo babe you wanna hang out"
Meanwhile in reality
The guy: I'm a pick up artist you can't arrest me for harassment!
Yuuuup
Robin has been really aggressive lately and I’m here for it
"but since [the cop] hit me first he got arrested"
sweetie, baby, honeybooboo, no
4:45 their characters can't even say "gay rights" and you think she'd have a MAGA removed?
I feel like that first was actually plausible...except for the part about the joke getting the best laugh
My god he's aware...
That he's the favorite robin of the other universe's robins
@Yuki Dreemurr *yuki yuki*
This subreddit physically hurts me
But I cant stop watching it
The people who make these clearly fake posts actually anger me.
well if it hurts you that much, turn them into realitys
Yeah the game designer dude is going to have a rough time when he learns you need to know basic formulas to make a game.
i wouldnt be surprised if some of these posts actually did happen
0:55 . She giggled and said
Fuck No
yeah there is no way she agreed
13:13
Hahaha 160k in MISSOURI 🤣🤣🤣
All it is is farm houses out here. And the ones in Kansas City, St.Loui, Jeff City, Springfield, you know, the big cities, don’t even go should 100k... or shouldn’t.
“It’s your favorite host, Robin! I’m just kidding”
WHO ARE YOU THEN?!
its the spanish inquisition, nobody expects them
19:00 as someone who has partaken in edibles and weed, as it is fully legal here in Canada, I believe this could have happened. If they were really high, I'm talking taking more than they can handle, they can enter what is known as a "bubble" in which you are so hyperfocused on one specific thing that you genuinely forget about your other ones. Its usually either just sounds you hyperfocus on or sight.
And when someone is in this bubble, they can genuinely believe they lost a sense because the brain isn't thinking right. The brain is a fickle thing, and when it's being drugged by anything, it makes irrational choices
I can't imagine what goes through these peoples minds when they post these story's..
*oH yEaH lEt mE jUsT CrEaTe A cOmPlEtLeY uNbElIeVaBlE sToRy AnD pOsT iT sO tHaT i CaN bE mAdE fUn oF bY tHe iNtErNeT.*
I've never heard a literally impossible story on r/thathappened though. If it's technically possible, it's not "completely" unbelievable. That's the trick. Make it somewhat believable.
I think the aim of people who write these kind of stories (if they are fake) is either to entertain or to feel better about themselves by pretending anyone who believes them are idiots.
@Princess Lola If it's to make themselves feel better by thinking that others are idiots, then that's self-explanatory, "to make themselves feel better'. They probably have low self-esteem and this is one of their few pleasures.
If it's to entertain, then that's also self-explanatory, "to entertain". A lot of people both online and offline like to entertain others just for the sake of entertaining. It is its own reward. Heck, most of UA-cam is composed of videos people made just to entertain as most people on UA-cam don't make any money.
People crave internet validation, plain and simple
I think a lot of them just post the scenarios they wish happened, in reference to a scenario that actually went very differently. I've replayed many of my social interactions in my head, imagining how I could have been better, but I don't post them online. I talk to myself out loud alone in my room.
@@zemorph42 yooo same
this vid reminds me of the story my brother told once -
so he and his friend were livestreaming, going around the city when my brother saw a girl and said - "I would ask her to marry me if I had a ring", my brother's friend then pulled out a ring and gave it to him, he went up to the girl to actually propose and she declined.
yeah I don't know if that is true, but it probably is because he and his friends do this kinda stuff most of the time.
18:42 ok my dad wouldn't have known about the song but I can tell he gets really proud of himself every time he makes a joke or says something that he knows me and my sister have been saying and he definitely would've told I'm sus
4:13 Honestly that kind of situation is sadly pretty common, sometimes even with female doctors. What’s hard to swallow about it though is her response and the doctor’s reaction.
I don't understand it can you explain?
@@Tengoku332 A couple going in to see a doctor for a problem the woman has and the doctor addresses the man instead of the obvious patient. It's an unconscious action, but it's fueled by long standing ideas of women being lesser. Basically, people got used to men being the authority and have trouble of letting it go in their subconscious even when the focus of a situation is the woman and not the man.
@@NecrochildK wait so feminists believe that if one of them is unconscious or in a coma a doctor is not allowed to ask what's wrong because they are supposed to ask the patient
Honestly I would do exactly what she did since I’m so sick of not being taken seriously by doctors just because of my gender. At least it would be somewhat memorable lol.
15:30
"That shit's hilarious, you could fill a book with this..."
I'll try. XD
Other than the first part I'm not even sure that one belongs here. We went from 'that happened' straight to 'hope everyone is wearing your foil hats!'. But I would 100% read that book
15:23 This Ted brov prob don’t even know that Mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell
If you use discord *YOU* will never be
•An alpha male
•Someone handsome
•Someone strong
•And not a *VIRGIN*
If you're a full time discord mod YOU will never
•Touch grass
•Not be overweight
•Not fucking creepy
•Have a minimal iq of 50
•Lose virginity
That’s not very nice. ☹️
7:05
No, no. Columbus thought that the earth is sort of a pear with a massive nipple on top. The professor is right.
So the pizza delivery kid from "home alone" met Darth Vader?
Thought he got shot by the TV lol
I clicked this from the UA-cam notification then instantly forgot I did and went "Why are the comments so new"
Am very high IQ
Still smarter than everybody in this video
Mega smort
"High" is right.
Literally watching emkay as i was watching this
*wait a minute...*
Me to
8:55 I can tell you that is very realistic espacilly since your teachers have passwords like IAmATeacher. Also hacking a acc with a weak password from a crappy unsecured school website just takes internet not skills.
As a gay guy, knowing I'll never have kids brings me joy
Best reaction to any post you have nothing to say to is "And then they woke up"
Every single one of these stories (I only sat through 10 minutes worth) has not only dropped my IQ, but also caused me physical pain.
@William Strong no he just is baffled by the fact that some people believe these stories or thought people would believe them
6:42
Robin: That didn't happen
Me: DR. SUESS IS DEAD???????
Ek
New title idea: Robin spends 20 minutes complaining that every story in a subreddit is fake
That first one could easily be a case of "Hey dad, your jokes suck, have one of mine."
Robin's voice and his expressions make me laugh the most. Good job sir!
when i was 3 years old i told a joke and my dad said it during a military meeting and then he got promoted to lieutenant. then everybody clapped
17:46
He probably would if there were more programs that helped homeless men cleaned up and get job interviews
Do people know that not ALL, I’ll take a stand to say most aren’t actually just lazy and are actually just trapped with bad wages and increasing prices...
@@peskypigeonx they'd get jobs if they were physically able, mentally able, and weren't treated like drug addict trash all the time
Even when they're normal people that have just not ha good luck
11:19
she ra princess of power go brrrrrrrrr
„Their parents invited me to dinner in their house and gave me $10”
Wons: *bruh*
Robin saying that he is our favourite host gave the best laugh of the night...
T’is the truth!
These are:
10% Believable
5% On the line of believable
85% Total bs.
this comment is:
100% correct
@@cheddar_in_morse_code this reply is:
100% correct
Hes becoming aware that he's one of the favorite narrators, we gotta put him down.
12:14
I went to Starbucks and when we left a guy approached my friend to ask her if she’d consider modeling for him. After she took his card so he’d leave I smirked and asked if that happened every time she went to Starbucks. She laughed and said “hell no!”
Bro if I was I a room with one of these people I would tear them to shreds
Honestly I think I've got a good story for this sub, only problem it actually happened and I think the only reason why it did happen is cause some friends of a girl who went to the highschool down the road from my middle school (literally from one main street to the next there was like 4 schools all crammed into the section) dared her to ask me to be her boyfriend and me being the anti social and socially anxious kid I was I didnt say shit and walked right past her, then several months later I saw her again and the first damn words were "hi boyfriend" and she hugged me, not gonna lie I needed that cause it was winter and cold af, but after that I never saw her again wonder how shes doing and if she even remembers doing that
I believe it, asking people out as a joke was a really big thing in my school
I remember my friend "apperantly" went into a church close to our school and dipped her hand into the holy water and sceamed "AAAH IT BURNS".
1. The church by our school is usually closed during the day
2. Most churches keep their holy water in an off limit area, not just lying about
3. How the hell were you not arrested cus Im pretty sure that was a crime
That's not a crime unless they broke in, or you live in a theocracy.
Is the church Catholic? Most Catholic Churches I’ve been to have holy water fonts at the sanctuary entrances. (Of course, they don’t do it now because of COVID)
9:28, best laugh I’ve had in months!
The toxic music at the end was immaculate😌
When Robin said "Hey hey hey!" At the start of the video, I found a video in my recommended of a Fat Albert video titled "hey hey hey" and I thought I had a stroke
AHAHAHAHAHAHA