Imagine you are working at the hospital and a patient comes flying through the window at full speed, slams his head off the wall and lands perfectly in bed ready to be treated
*meanwhile in the pub* Gentlemans, can you imagine I was injured in great auto catastrophe, and got only ten minutes to live. But while I was in ambulance car I got better, so I left it and go to the pub.
They discussed this in the news actually. Basically, the problem is, if you have a vehicle which is big enough to carry several firemen (and firewomen), all of their gear and several gallons of water, what you end up with is a fire engine. There’s no real way to improve it.
This was definitely one of the most underrated Top Gear challenges haha. Everything, from Jeremy's lap of the track with his patient to Hammond's patient delivery system, cracked me up like nothing else!
I remember sat in front of the tele with my dad and absolutely howling at this challenge. Tears coming down our face from non stop laughter, take me back man. Cherish times like those. Thank you Jezza, Richard and James
Hammond pulling up with his wheels on fire and proceeding to launch the patient into the hospital might be one of the funniest sequences in top gear history
The Chris Evans version seemed to have forgotten all about doing these elaborate comedy setups. :) They totally lost the plot thinking that just some burnouts and skids in fancy cars is enough to carry the show, as if they don't understand why it was successful.
I think the "reality show" part is the "car tv show" where they explained stuff about cars rest of 80% are partly lad jokes and skit with extreme punch line
Clarkson delivered the patient with style! Hammond on the other hand: "EJECTO SEATO" while May's patient sipping on a beer bottle and chillin' in a pub.
5 reasons why I love this vid: 1. 7:45 2. 0:56 3. The ‘mazing race 4. Smashing through the rocks 5. HaMmOnD yOu bLitTeRRiNg iDiOt Btw I was too lazy to make any more XD
I think Clarkson's rams are actually worth considering. If you don't hear the sirens and see the flashing lights, you shouldn't be driving in the first place.
I still remember the first time I saw the episode of them going "camping" and how at the end they just yeeted Jeremy's car off a cliff , I have never laughed more in my life since then , around 7 years ago
How the hell did the camera crew keep a straight face, when Hammond launched his patient, through the window? If I'd been behind the camera, I'd would have been on the floor laughing 🤣😃
I still feel like Hammond won on simply the way he ended the race. With good speed, on fire (bouns points) and the best delivery stright through the window. Love it! 😊
Cannot stop laughing at James May banging up his ambulance, and then accidentally not noticing the patient behind him falling out, and being dragged! 😂😂🤣🤣🚑🚑🚑
Clarkson: saves patient
James: loses patient
Hammond: MISSILE AWAY
Honestly
Jeremy had done it really well...
But of I was hurt I would never go for James or Hammond's ambulance
@@atarvhegde5210 james' I wouldn't enter but i would hammond's for the sake of flying through a fcking window
Hammond you Blithering Idiot!
Are we just gonna ignore that he got the patient through the hospital window almost perfectly from a distance?
@@ZakRC_ yes
"with the patients carefully loaded"
"Get inn!"
*proceeds to break his legs*
@Meme Unit Of Law & Order Pretty certain that hand belonged to another patient. But it doesn't matter ;D
1:07
a necesarry sacrifice
Hey at least he actually got him there and without shooting him through a window
Imagine you are working at the hospital and a patient comes flying through the window at full speed, slams his head off the wall and lands perfectly in bed ready to be treated
Top notch service
See if his insurance covers this!😬💵
That's a fast service
The patient would die instantly from hitting into the wall😂😂
James: “Beautifully controlled, patient rested…”
Patient: **dead**
I think he said "smoothly controlled"
@@mrjohnosterman it was beautifully
Best rest you can have, eternal
Nah, he’s probably in the pub I imagine.
Die verschlungenen Straßen von Marburg “rested.... in peace”
Imagine being Hammond's patient and hearing a muffled
"Brakes are definitely fading!"
Why are you always wearing desert camouflage?
TraustiGeir i look cool
fading*
imagine being Hammond's patient and hearing "Coup de grace"
That's why you have the EMTs drug the patient first.
3:46 “I’ve been reasonably polite about this so far, I would like you to get out of the [BEEP]ing way”
Top Gear ambulance vs a Peugeot driver
Peugeot drivers are a menace.
"James where is he"
" In the pub I imagine"
Most British thing in the world
Made fucking luagh mate
"HE CAN'T BE IN THE PUB!!!"
lol
*meanwhile in the pub*
Gentlemans, can you imagine I was injured in great auto catastrophe, and got only ten minutes to live. But while I was in ambulance car I got better, so I left it and go to the pub.
Jeremy: "Reassuring tunes coming up!"
*Don't Fear the Reaper starts playing*
There is no better song to play at that moment. I’m glad that they didn’t edit that one out too.
The patient had a fever, and the only prescription was more cowbell
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TEOS
flashbacks to the original black stig
Anyone know what the first song was?
May: “He got better”
Clarkson: Actually not too bad
Hammond: *Trigger, Fox Two!*
Nice to see a fellow Ace Combatant, lol
Another cultured individual
Well it’s completely unguided so it’s more of a FOX1
Target Acquired, Fox 1!
@@eamesaerospace2805 FOX 1 is still guided, you just need to keep the lock until the missile hits the target
The icing on the cake was when Hammond rolled up with his wheels on fire... and THEN proceeded to fire the patient into the Hospital
well he fired the patient in the direction of the hospital, he didn't actually get into the hospital. half of him was in
@@Knox_on_drums so is he a zombie? Half alive half dead? 🤔
@@mhplayer maybe
@@Knox_on_drums and then the guy who passed through the window as a fcking V2 comes here and answers us
Hammond yeeted before there was yeeting.
"James where is he"
"In the pub I imagine"
omg hahhahaahah
😂 😂 😂
hoptheloop I nearly died when he said "got better" and "in the pub". and fully died when last patient got ejected off the ambulance... :D :D :D
I died at that part
“Hammond you blithering idiot”
What's even funnier is when Jeremy said 'James he can't be in the pub' and James goes 'why not?'.
As an ambulance EMT, I have only one thing to say:
This has been so far, the most accurate recreation of how my job is.
"The thing is you get a 10 second penalty for every little knock...so you may as well have BIG knocks!"
Love Clarkson's logic!
It's only a Peugeot they hit.
Subaru Rods at 7000 RPM: Big knocks you say?
Sometimes my genius. It's almost frightening
@@officiallilsideshow I have that on a tshirt
@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire same.
Had Top Gear survived longer with its original line-up, we would surely have got a Fire Engine challenge to complete the trilogy.
They had a Fire Engine challenge back in 2010 called: the British Leyland Challenge
They discussed this in the news actually.
Basically, the problem is, if you have a vehicle which is big enough to carry several firemen (and firewomen), all of their gear and several gallons of water, what you end up with is a fire engine.
There’s no real way to improve it.
Did it in the grand tour
Zack E, what episode was this?
Also, could you create a suggestion to create an ACTUAL fire engine challenge for the Grand Tour please?
@@danielfotheringhamproducti7368 the one where they went to Croatia
This was definitely one of the most underrated Top Gear challenges haha. Everything, from Jeremy's lap of the track with his patient to Hammond's patient delivery system, cracked me up like nothing else!
Holy shit I passed out laughing when he ejected the guy through the window of the hospital.....this show is to much...haha
was* too much
+TheStuntdude12 Sad isn't it
+Iron Beard Very sad :'( ig the upside of Amazon you can watch man on the high castle etc aswell as the new top gear with the originals
+TheStuntdude12 Hopefully Amazon delivers.
+iconforu2c me too lol
*"YoU'rE iN gOoD sHaPe My MaN, i cAn lOoK aFtEr YoU!"*
“Get *INNN”*
Glad I'm not the only one who liked that XD
*Iv'e NeVer LOst a pAtient FrOm THeALe On My wATcH. I'M SuRE As heLL nOT GoNNA LoSE onE nOww*
*HeRe wE gO, RAMS DePloYeD, thE thInG iS, maTe, yOu GeT a tEN-seCOnd peNaltY fOr eveRy siNGle liTTle knoCK*
If my savor said that.
I remember sat in front of the tele with my dad and absolutely howling at this challenge. Tears coming down our face from non stop laughter, take me back man. Cherish times like those. Thank you Jezza, Richard and James
I have the same memories too, this was hands down one of the best top gear episodes.
May lost the patient
Clarkson saved the patient
Hammond attacked the Hospital... with the patient
XD
Neo2266 nyes
The weapon was known as a heat seeking rocket patient 😂.
And with that bombshell,
The new form of warfare ejecting patients at the enemy
I'm laughing so hard right now.
The way you said that Hammond attacked the hospital with the patient made me die internally
I died of laughter
7:48
blithering*
me too
Virginian me too
Virginian Same here 😂😂😂
Virginian worlds most ultimate corps launch
"Reassuring tunes coming up!"
*Don't fear the Reaper begins to play
"Reassuring tunes coming up"
Plays *Don't fear the reaper* to the guy dying in the back of his 'Ambulance'. Gj Clarkson, gj
TranquillShot what is the Name Of the First song?
Alive and kicking I presume
TranquillShot when this was on tv they played staying alive. Not sure why they changed it...
Harley Carr - FlAmAnK Licensing, I suppose.
Could’ve been worse - he could’ve played “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”
0:32 I love how James just stands there
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
His facial expression was priceless
"Hammond, you blithering idiot! " Gets me every time! 😆
HAAAAAAAAAAAMOND!!🤦🏻♂️🙄💀🔥
Hammond is a life saver !
you got that right
Are these old or his the guy who punched the producer back
+HARSHVEER CHANDHOCK These are old ones from last season
+SipanHamed Hammond Just Loves To Blow His Patient Through The Window For A Emergency! Just Kidding
+SipanHamed if only he was my ambulance driver i would still be alive
A word of advice.
Never take top gear Ambulance service.
You may survive the wound but not the service
I could be in the pub in less than 10 minutes
Luis Colin heaven’s pub
@@adilxanax knock knock knocking on heavens pub
If I need an Ambulance, I’m calling them
I don't care. I want to be in Clarksons porschebulance
7:44 can we just agree that was a perfect shot in the window
He killed him 😆😆
😅😅😅😅
THAT ENDING
HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!
Yume “patient to hospital” first time I saw that I laughed so hard
Yume 😂😂😂 it was funny as f
It is in my will that any ambulance delivering me to a hospital has to shoot me out of the back of it.
When you tell the ambulance. Take me to hospital AND MAKE IT SNAPPY
That ending......CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
ikr
Hammond, you blithering idiot!
me either lol
Fraser Barbour วววววบ
which "ambulance"and host is your favourite?
i like all three
1:05 “with the patients carefully loaded” Jeremy: *shoves dummy in* “get in!”
"HAMMOND YOU BLITHERRING IDIOT"
Those were the last words the patient heard....
Wonder if that was his name...
Hammond is a blitherring genius
Don't worry. I am sure he is in a better place. I a hospital window
ヅ no I’m pretty sure he was dead on impact🤣
UrAvgGamer Perhaps
I am literally DYING with laughter from Hammond's deliverance of the patient from an ambulance with flaming wheels XDXDXDXD
+Will Scales literally hot wheels xD
touche :)
Looks like you need a hospital.
hahaha haha lol
Yeah it were the brakes hehehe :)
5:13 “HAMMOND GET OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYYY, IM CUTTING THROUGH WITH A PORSCHA TURBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” 😭😭😭💀
7:03 When grandma makes your favorite food.
MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLZ!!! 😂😂😂😂
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mmmmmmmmm
*golf clap*
For anyone who wonders what hammond is saying at 7:44
He is not making up a phrase! He is saying: "Coup de grâce" - french for "blow of mercy"
Nicolas Manger I thought he said “Kundegra”
Same word for top con hilo
Thank you for the French class
ElliotGaming are you sure that wasn’t Vive La Resistance?
Yep
Jeremy blasting "Don't Fear the Reaper" is an underrated golden comedy moment lol
0:56 YOU ARE IN GOOD SHAPE MY MAN. I WILL LOOK AFTER YOU XD
JG Trainspotting & Reviews Longboi Clarkson
and then throws the hand away
7:48 when Burger King is about to close in 3 seconds
this one of the best comments ever lol
Let it close Burger King is tripe
Oh so you just have an ejection system ready to go In the back of your car? Same
@@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe usefull when you're late at school *catapults himself through the window of his class*
One of the Funniest comments ever
Hammond pulling up with his wheels on fire and proceeding to launch the patient into the hospital might be one of the funniest sequences in top gear history
James: loses the Patient
Clarkson: saves the patient
Hammond: YEET!
cobraking@scratch The reason James lost his patient was because of his ambulance’s back door not being secure enough
@@AngryProtoBoi Thank you, Captain! Your work is, as always, highly appreciated.
@@AngryProtoBoi no he lost because of the fucking Peugeot driver in his way
@@connor971 That and the unsecure back door.
@@AngryProtoBoi damn I couldn't tell thank you sir
60 Minutes described this show as "part reality show, part buddy movie, part Monty Python."
I'm seeing a lot of Monty here...
The Chris Evans version seemed to have forgotten all about doing these elaborate comedy setups. :) They totally lost the plot thinking that just some burnouts and skids in fancy cars is enough to carry the show, as if they don't understand why it was successful.
"He got better"
TraustiGeir true dat
I think the "reality show" part is the "car tv show" where they explained stuff about cars
rest of 80% are partly lad jokes and skit with extreme punch line
Let's not get bogged down with who said wot about who...
Clarkson delivered the patient with style!
Hammond on the other hand: "EJECTO SEATO"
while May's patient sipping on a beer bottle and chillin' in a pub.
'Hammond you blithering idiot" - I was waiting for him to respond with "but he made it into the hospital, didn't he?" xD
i'd rather die then let hammond drive me to the hospital. LOL.
I mean, based on what happened here, if you let him drive you to the hospital, you probably would.
lol, hahahahhaha
James would kill me if I rode to hospital with him
+Oliver Hayes you wont even get there
lmao
2:25 Hello and welcome aboard the 'ECNALUBMA' XD
You know why it's spelt that way, yes?
So basically this is GTA's ambulance mission.
Jet Jenkins If we could use any of these ambulances then those would be bearable. Especially Jeremy’s Rambulance.
*Press 2 to start Vigilante Mission*
@@policevauxhallastra6591 *me clicks number 2
no weapons in this
But without oppmk2
Hammond: *launches patient through window
Clarkson: HAmMond YoU BlITherIng IdOt
4:23 “I think my man has suffered quite a bit. Reassuring tunes coming up” (plays a song about death)
He just tried to tell the patient “Don’t Fear The Reaper”
5 reasons why I love this vid:
1. 7:45
2. 0:56
3. The ‘mazing race
4. Smashing through the rocks
5. HaMmOnD yOu bLitTeRRiNg iDiOt
Btw I was too lazy to make any more XD
Relaxing tunes! Come on baby dont fear the reaper!
COcKiNG nOra
@@artygunnar what I was looking for :D
What about 7:03? Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmm Mmmmm
The best part about Hammond firing the patient into the hospital window was the blank look on Clarkson and May's faces as the gurney flew past them.
6:09
"Sorry about the noise. You'll be fine" 🤣🤣
The ending is just perfect, I can’t stop laughing
I think Clarkson's rams are actually worth considering. If you don't hear the sirens and see the flashing lights, you shouldn't be driving in the first place.
Plus who doesn't want to die in a Porsche with Jeremy?
Fire trucks are allowed to ram through tight streets I think actually. I think they should do something to the other emergency services though
Be more effective on a proper, weighty van as well.
But for the sake of patient smoothness, more ov pushing than ramming
Do u know what porsche hes driving ?
xThe Driverzz its a 944
1:06 the irritated way he say GIT IN and shoves him in always makes me smile
Yes!!
Imagine being Hammond’s patient, waking up from unconsciousness and just hearing him say, “and now, coup de grace.”
and then being launched from his ambulance still strapped in your stretcher at 60 mph into the glass window of the hospital
Clarkeson, "Where is your patient?"
May, "Oh, ah, he got better..."
😅
Truly Python-esque!
Can't beat mixing ridiculous slapstick with dry British wit!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This is just pure gold.
3:52 Holy crap Jeremy was skilled with that drift.
I miss Top Gear :(
speedometer111 wow I can't even express my own feelings without being swear at nowadays...
i feel you, bro :(
Same ):
me too but they are old now,who replace them?
so do I !😞
7:42 I don't know why but this makes me laugh every time.
Dude not just you everyone on the planet 😅😅🤣🤣
You mean the duration at 7:50?
James saying "patient rested" while flying wildly behind his ambulance is just gold
7:45 "patient to hospital" IM DEAD 🤣🤣
"he can't be in the pub he's got 10 minutes to live"
That's where I would be
ahhh british comedy
Darcy Ferrier he's waiting for all this to blow over
Darcy Ferrier that's were your wrong kiddo
I love you
"James, where's your patient?"
"In the pub I imagine"
I laughed so hard I got asthma attack.
And Hammond yeeted his patient made it even worse.
Did YOU need an ambulance 🚑
Damn, I never experienced genuine laughter until now.
Thats deep
I still remember the first time I saw the episode of them going "camping" and how at the end they just yeeted Jeremy's car off a cliff , I have never laughed more in my life since then , around 7 years ago
@@deanmilos4909 innit🤣🤣🤣 just having a vanilla ice cream and then his caravan just somersaults off the cliff🤣🤣🤣
The fine line between genius and madness works both ways.
I needed an ambulance after that ending. I couldn't breathe for laughing.
I've watched this loads of times but it still makes me laugh out loud. Especially May saying his patient has gone to the pub.
May lost the patient. Literally.
missing presumed dead
Missing, presumed drunk
"Ma'am, we've lost your husband. Literally. We can't find him"
@@The73MPL4R 😂
Im sure he just went to the pub😂😂
7:53 "That's how I lost my medical license."
"Whoops! Zat was not medicine..."
Raus raus!
Meet the medic
2:08 - Lewis Hamilton just before Copse Corner - Silverstone, 2021
I'VE BEEN REASONABLY POLITE ABOUT THIS SO FAR, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GET OUT THE ********* WAY!
Worst. Siren. EVER!!! :')
"Where is yours"
"Well he got better"
James realizing he "lost the patient", looking for him under the car LMAO, and then Richard FIRING his patient into a window fucking finished me off 🤣
0:56 Jeremy: Your in good shape my man, I can look after YoU
He says as he grabs him by the twig and berries
7:03Gets me dying on the floor laughing literally every time
How the hell did the camera crew keep a straight face, when Hammond launched his patient, through the window? If I'd been behind the camera, I'd would have been on the floor laughing 🤣😃
Just doing eight hours!’
1:11, Clarkson wedging the mannequin into the boot “get in!” 😂
Charlotte Leates do you now this songs name?
Nemesis Rider Yes I wondered the same thing
Simple minds Alive and kicking
@Cooper Driver 89 I think it’s Blue Oyster Cult, don’t fear the reaper. 👍🏻
i was dying when richard's maniquin went through the window 😥😥😥😥😥
who didn't die at that moment xD
that victim ejection system is not necessarily needed
Machine_Gun_Joe_75 No it's not but it's funny as hell :D
You said you were dying? *Porsche Ambulance, Richards Van and the ECNALUBMA pull up outside*
The patient was dying too
Imagine having a crash and hearing paramedic scream "You are in good shape my man!" 😂😂😂
It would probably be rather reassuring
Have watched it twice. . . Oh man! Can't stop laughing!
+Gohar Ayub james dragging him had me rolling, i couldnt breath
When hamster launched the patient I lost my shit. I was jut done. Fatality. 😂😂😂
+Maximiliano Luera FINISH HIM! FATALITY ~
+Engineerated LMAO :)))
7:24 I DIED😂😂😂😂
“Hammond, you blithering idiot “
That will never get old 🤣
The quality in an 8 minute video by the trio is amazing 😄
That porsche's ram is rather impressive, I'd say I'm dying of laughter but I don't think I'd survive being rescued by the other ambulances.
your safety is are number one priority 2 minutes later being drag by the dam van and then goes to the bar for a drink
7:48
A parent's method of getting their child into school late
Still laughing after years.
Best episode ever
7:48 THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN AGES
LMFAOOO THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THING I SEEN
Notice how the wheels are on fire.
It's still in.
Hammond, you blithering idiot!
I still feel like Hammond won on simply the way he ended the race. With good speed, on fire (bouns points) and the best delivery stright through the window. Love it! 😊
1:01 with the patience carefully loaded..
Clarckson: throws patient into trunk and shouts: get in!
7:48 I remember the day when I've seen for the first time this episode... I can't remember how much I laughed....
You laughed more times than you can remember. Can’t blame ya. Many people would’ve
I laughed hard earlier. I swear, I lost some weight
Cannot stop laughing at James May banging up his ambulance, and then accidentally not noticing the patient behind him falling out, and being dragged! 😂😂🤣🤣🚑🚑🚑
0:40
May: 30 seconds waste of time
Hammond: 2 minutes mate im sorry
I’m died of laughter
5:40 pretty sure he's dead by now
Nobody's gonna talk about the great handling of the porsche 944 turbo ? It's magnificent !
Can we all be glad that these guys arent actual ambulance drivers.
Yes, F for Respect
Fear the Reaper 😂 Jeremy Clarkson's song choice was 👌
alive and kicking was a great song too
James on his patient: "He got better."
Jeremy: "Where is he?"
James: "In the pub?"
3:27 just realized the cars they rammed out of the way are on rollers to make it easier
7:00 Oh no, he's gonna bonk at the door.
...Or, Jeremy can bend the fabrics of time and space, that's also possible.
5:38 Beautifully controlled, Patient Rested (Actually "In Peace")😆😆
When that patient got ejected out of the ambulance 😂😂😆😆😂😂😆😆 I can't stop laughing