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  • Опубліковано 8 січ 2009
  • May, Hammond and Clarkson attempt to build a Renault Espace Convertible capable of driving at high speed, through safari parks, and - most challenging of all - a carwash. Expect fires and destruction throughout!
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  • @quinnpatterson335
    @quinnpatterson335 4 роки тому +16001

    “It cost the owner about a million pounds”
    One top gear later:
    “It’s on fire”

    • @coffee_enjoyer_
      @coffee_enjoyer_ 4 роки тому +848

      "How big is our budget?"
      "Yes"

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 роки тому +392

      I thought you were talking about the convertible and I was genuinely confused on how that garbage could cost around 1m lol

    • @erikredacted956
      @erikredacted956 4 роки тому +216

      I hope they payed them back.
      (They had to I think.)

    • @gabrielgiovanetti5497
      @gabrielgiovanetti5497 4 роки тому +116

      Just run 😂😂😂

    • @fluG4M3
      @fluG4M3 4 роки тому +206

      Lol I was wondering why they had the figure on a car wash and the man who owed it. Then they set fire to it and it all made sense.

  • @heralddinkldorf2608
    @heralddinkldorf2608 3 роки тому +11490

    Remember when literally the funniest people ever were replaced by the human equivalent of sliced bread

    • @BluRay_4
      @BluRay_4 3 роки тому +240

      LMAO

    • @lilo5437
      @lilo5437 3 роки тому +61

      Bahahaha

    • @user-njyzcip
      @user-njyzcip 3 роки тому +137

      At least sliced bread is tasty, would you put any of those guys' body parts into your mouth?

    • @H2O_Addict
      @H2O_Addict 3 роки тому +515

      @@user-njyzcip A slice of bread is tasty, but it's not funny at all....

    • @makuntizichi157
      @makuntizichi157 3 роки тому +245

      @@H2O_Addict I guess you could say it doesn't taste funny at all

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 3 роки тому +2761

    This is one of the rarest occasions where all 3 of them rode the same vehicle and I love it so much

    • @JoolkaJF
      @JoolkaJF Рік тому +37

      Watch the mongolia eipsode from the grand tour for more :)

    • @delbomb3131
      @delbomb3131 Рік тому +59

      It's gold every time too. The Geoff episode kills me from laughter

    • @jonnny-kb2sk
      @jonnny-kb2sk Рік тому +6

      Also the Avantime, another renault

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 11 місяців тому +4

      The caravan holiday was another.

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 9 місяців тому +6

      They all entered jeff together.

  • @TarotNathers
    @TarotNathers 3 роки тому +2614

    Running away at the end like a pack of schoolboys who just realized it's all gone worse than they could have imagined.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +9

      @@Skaitania We have a different understanding of that word.

    • @henryhunter1773
      @henryhunter1773 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣 love this show.

    • @yossrikhalil9551
      @yossrikhalil9551 2 роки тому +1

      Laughed so hard at that hahahah

    • @tbone2416
      @tbone2416 2 роки тому +11

      Some say that they are still on the run from the police and the grand tour is run by their stunt doubles.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
      Almost like this ⬆️,

  • @jake.wreggy6703
    @jake.wreggy6703 4 роки тому +6519

    Clarkson: "it's on fire"
    Hammond: "it's wot...it can't be on fire"...*looks*..."its on fire"

  • @marksmithwas12
    @marksmithwas12 8 років тому +13880

    Noo! They cut out my favourite quote where Jeremy says "The thing is, we've managed to set fire to something that's basically made of water!"

    • @judelevi6283
      @judelevi6283 7 років тому +57

      Such a shame

    • @jezusmylord
      @jezusmylord 6 років тому +243

      A fire in a seaparks?

    • @liamgbooth
      @liamgbooth 6 років тому +79

      Marksmithwas12 One of the greatest lines of the "old new" top gear.

    • @LoogiTheDino
      @LoogiTheDino 6 років тому +67

      How have you got a verified tick with 4k subs?

    • @Veeooom
      @Veeooom 6 років тому +31

      Luigi2012SM64 Probably because his channel is 10 years old

  • @TimSter15
    @TimSter15 Рік тому +1768

    The funny thing is, yet again, James was absolutely right. Monkeys can just as easily severely damage a human in a confined space as a lion.

    • @TheBeyspieler
      @TheBeyspieler Рік тому +126

      You might even be able to keep the Lion calm, monkeys on the other hand, no way you'll stop then from trying to tear you apart piece by piece.

    • @Jon-cw8bb
      @Jon-cw8bb Рік тому +37

      ok but 30 minutes in a confined space with a 10-15kg monkey vs a 100-300kg lion (males usually >200kg, females ~150kg).
      With a lion they're going to panic being in a small space too, and regardless you're not going to keep that wild animal calm for 30 minutes
      You have a better chance of survival overpowering an aggressive monkey than trying to keep a 100-300kg lion calm enough to not maul you for 30s in a bloody phone box

    • @Catcrumbs
      @Catcrumbs Рік тому +55

      I have to say I'd go with the lion. Maybe if you're lucky you could stay on its back and it would have difficulty turning around. I can't imagine anything I could do to stop a reasonably-sized enraged monkey from immediately ripping my balls off.

    • @l1477
      @l1477 Рік тому +53

      if the lion isn’t hungry you might have a chance of him leaving you alone. the monkey will rip your face off just because

    • @user-qt5xh9mt7x
      @user-qt5xh9mt7x Рік тому +7

      Ofc the lion is worse. James was just being a contrarian

  • @BANDANA960
    @BANDANA960 3 роки тому +996

    "JC. Thing is we basically set fire to something that's made of water!" "RH. Did you see the owner of the car wash afterwards he was so cross!" "JM. He was especially cross when I asked if we could have our £3.50 back" 😂

    • @MRacer001
      @MRacer001 3 роки тому +37

      i remember that line, classic top gear :D

    • @BANDANA960
      @BANDANA960 3 роки тому +30

      Michael Brooks Only classic Top Gear could bend physics 🤣 was a beastly episode with the Koenigsegg CCX and the Chevrolet Lacetti debuting. I remember watching it on the day it came out in 2006

  • @420Tombstone
    @420Tombstone 4 роки тому +11160

    Looking at this again 11 years later under quarantine. The boys look so young.

    • @mrwonderful9295
      @mrwonderful9295 4 роки тому +52

      Yessir

    • @Area-5l
      @Area-5l 4 роки тому +338

      More like 15 years ago mate. It was uploaded 11 years ago cause that’s when UA-cam started to take off.

    • @incesteagle1212
      @incesteagle1212 4 роки тому +23

      I've been watching the full episodes on Netflix

    • @coreychancelor211
      @coreychancelor211 4 роки тому +8

      Tombs ikr

    • @Youngg_Ronnie
      @Youngg_Ronnie 4 роки тому +2

      Yep

  • @MaskedMenace830
    @MaskedMenace830 8 років тому +13466

    A bunch of British lads, in their 50's, running around doing shit you'd expect from 20 year olds XD
    Lord, I love this show!

    • @JackpodyDK
      @JackpodyDK 5 років тому +501

      @@iammarkfirth Hammond is 39, as always

    • @lijax9606
      @lijax9606 5 років тому +534

      this was early top gear, early 2000's, hammond was in his early 30s, clarkson and may were in their mid-40s

    • @harveyhyslop6134
      @harveyhyslop6134 5 років тому +143

      Tox would you expect 20 year old to modify people carriers into convertibles ?

    • @harveyhyslop6134
      @harveyhyslop6134 5 років тому +5

      Connor Ross pretty boring thing to do mate

    • @Borals
      @Borals 5 років тому +145

      Harvey Hyslop just cause you do crack on the weekends doesn’t mean this is boring

  • @troopertaylor4116
    @troopertaylor4116 3 роки тому +556

    You have to remember that half the stuff they did was so dangerous that they had an ambulance on standby for almost all episodes

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +32

      And they did end up having to use it several times

    • @jagrathty2743
      @jagrathty2743 Рік тому +22

      @@JetFalcon710 tho most of those times, it was Hammond, they have to use on.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Рік тому +35

      @@jagrathty2743 Clarkson got a fair amount of uses as well, like when he drove a truck through a brick wall or snapped his neck in the Nissan GT-R. James probably has the least ambulance uses, but they were usually pretty serious

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 Рік тому

      I'd bet an army of police/military/nurses, etc. if you see what they all did x)?

    • @rl1275
      @rl1275 Рік тому +5

      This show is the British version of jackass

  • @seanno9744
    @seanno9744 Рік тому +216

    3:31 might be my favorite moment in all of Top Gear. Jeremy just finally succumbing to the absurdity of what they’re doing

    • @ElBantosClips
      @ElBantosClips 5 місяців тому +15

      You know it's good television when Jeremy and the others can't function because they're laughing too much lol

  • @stulchmulch227
    @stulchmulch227 5 років тому +5061

    I love how James has to hold up the number plate 😆😆

  • @alexjedlicka8567
    @alexjedlicka8567 4 роки тому +6635

    Top Gear. Possibly one of the best shows to have ever existed.

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 роки тому +77

      Alex Jedlicka not the new one

    • @itecknet
      @itecknet 4 роки тому +128

      @@AzaanPD the new one is extremly boring

    • @AzaanPD
      @AzaanPD 4 роки тому +78

      Federico Ferrari
      The new one is an embarrassment to the name

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 роки тому +19

      New one is OK, but isn't this.

    • @SquidFiction
      @SquidFiction 4 роки тому +11

      In the world.

  • @GhostEye31
    @GhostEye31 3 роки тому +447

    Whoever had the idea of leaving a bunch of food for the monkeys on top of their car is a genius

  • @adam346
    @adam346 3 роки тому +881

    two crims: "How do we make a million pounds on an insurance scam?"
    Top Gear: "Hello!"

  • @McoatsGaming
    @McoatsGaming 9 років тому +4426

    "Its on fire."
    "Its not on fire! How could it be on fire?"
    "It's on fire."
    "Run just run."
    Fantastic.

  • @spheal8961
    @spheal8961 4 роки тому +2922

    "its on fire"
    "what? It cant be on fire!"
    *looks round corner*
    "its on fire"
    "run"

    • @pooletrainboy
      @pooletrainboy 3 роки тому

      @Meme Unit Of Law & Order *Brigade

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 2 роки тому +3

      CALL 999 THE FOOKIN CAR WASH'S BEANING ON FIRE MATE!

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 2 роки тому +1

      Well the fire brigade has issues with this one: Add more water and fire retardant foam!

    • @damarfadlan9251
      @damarfadlan9251 2 роки тому

      @@pooletrainboy ALL U HAVE TO DO IS CALL THE FIRETRUCK, CJ!!!

    • @damarfadlan9251
      @damarfadlan9251 2 роки тому

      @@loganshaw9198 hi Logan. Whats up?

  • @g1sunstreaker584
    @g1sunstreaker584 3 роки тому +324

    I will never NOT laugh uncontrollably at Jeremy's head popping out from the floor of the backseat like a young child asking their parents "please can we go"

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 2 роки тому +9

      As soon as they got soaked they evacuated the car.

  • @mrhaast5053
    @mrhaast5053 Рік тому +183

    Only these three could set a machine that sprays water on fire.

  • @klavier285
    @klavier285 4 роки тому +2604

    That's the hardest I've seen Jeremy laugh on the show, he was nearly in tears.

    • @wardgeys4175
      @wardgeys4175 4 роки тому +126

      @@Max-xr4vh yeah that one, and a few other episodes where he just can't hold it, i love it when that happens, i always crack up myself when he does. like when james fills his car with a sea aquarium in that special

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 3 роки тому +89

      Ward Geys, can always tell the moments that weren’t scripted when they’re properly cracking up. As you say, Grand Tour when May tries to move his Merc aquarium and gets soaked. Or the Ukraine one, when May is trying to set off a nuclear missile with his lighter.

    • @mk2nathan
      @mk2nathan 3 роки тому +28

      Watch the one when James' Hersebulance's back door falls down after going up for a year and smashes on the track.

    • @jeremybarker5510
      @jeremybarker5510 2 роки тому

      Harder than the time Michael McIntyre was a guest on the show.

    • @frodehjelmerviken2526
      @frodehjelmerviken2526 2 роки тому +2

      You must hear his laugh when James May drives the Austin Princess over cobbeled Stones. When he looks eggy

  • @kamilk.5618
    @kamilk.5618 9 років тому +4274

    - It's on fire.
    - It's what? It can't be on fire! It's on fire.
    Hahaha

  • @dragonbutt
    @dragonbutt 2 роки тому +92

    3:40 clarkson dying of laughter makes this one of the best moments in the history of the show

    • @tm5123
      @tm5123 Рік тому +1

      Its the finniest laugh, as he cant help laughing at that jumbled mess

  • @TacoTaco69
    @TacoTaco69 3 роки тому +283

    Tonight on top gear
    Jeremy Clarkson almost breaks through the sound barrier in a homemade convertable Renault Espace
    James May gets eaten by lions
    And Richard Hammond commits arson

    • @nehgunlienkipgen5296
      @nehgunlienkipgen5296 3 роки тому +20

      Bo-Om gear

    • @khofiyyah
      @khofiyyah 3 роки тому +1

      hi top gear🕋🕋

    • @khofiyyah
      @khofiyyah 3 роки тому +2

      I well be de
      🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🏩

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 3 роки тому +19

      tonight on bottom gear
      i drive a loud converted car
      richard lowers a roof
      and james commits arson

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 3 роки тому +4

      Tooonoight on boooltooom geaor

  • @Yukikazehalo
    @Yukikazehalo 8 років тому +4877

    this is probobly the most quintessentially "Top Gear" clip of Top Gear on UA-cam. if you wanted to show your friend what the show was about with a single video, this should be it.

    • @David_Trowbridge
      @David_Trowbridge 8 років тому +138

      +Yukikazehalo Yes, this or their caravan holiday from 2004

    • @lukerogers151
      @lukerogers151 7 років тому +28

      +David Trowbridge 2006, my friend.

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work 7 років тому +54

      +David Trowbridge Or the caraven train. And if Clarkson was in it the Reliant Space Shuttle of course.

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 7 років тому +85

      DO NOT FORGET GEOFF!

    • @CommanderOfTheEmuArmy
      @CommanderOfTheEmuArmy 7 років тому +34

      Ah yes, Geoff.

  • @enigma_7772
    @enigma_7772 4 роки тому +4904

    This top gear- makes you laugh
    New top gear- makes you cringe

    • @doposud
      @doposud 4 роки тому +240

      im happy with grand tour ...

    • @universalrandomizer405
      @universalrandomizer405 4 роки тому +74

      Czech Empire new top gear is fifth gear

    • @doposud
      @doposud 4 роки тому +34

      @@tormentor6737 than any show not just any car show man .... Top Gear was most popular show on earth
      Grand Tour have 3 series already - and at the end of 3rd they say they end the show in a tent - they will continue to do special trips and so on ....
      but no more audience in tent no more live shows i guess

    • @veljoo4343
      @veljoo4343 4 роки тому +1

      Yea bro

    • @jazz4116
      @jazz4116 3 роки тому +30

      @@tormentor6737 I just think Richard Jeremy and James bonded so well. you can't beat it

  • @parthibalam2995
    @parthibalam2995 3 роки тому +23

    6:35 hammond,"what if it tries to do that to us"

  • @haoussazakariaaek3660
    @haoussazakariaaek3660 3 роки тому +105

    "To him we look like a sandwich box with the lid half off" I'm dead LMAO

  • @amandataebby
    @amandataebby 5 років тому +702

    "That's the spine of the last person who came through here in a convertible" hahahaha!

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 3 роки тому +15

      As we know it’s not lions we should worry about. It’s the honey badger.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +1

      @@sparky4878 Honey badger will tear you a new one.

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon 3 роки тому +154

    "So when did [the lions] last eat?"
    "Two days ago."
    "Yeah, but..."
    "IF YOU MENTION MONKEYS, I'M THROWING YOU OUT!!"

  • @coco0_156
    @coco0_156 3 роки тому +34

    9:32 "it can't be on fire🤨"
    *Hammond look the car wash 👀
    "Its on fire😐"
    Best moment 😂😭😂

  • @samuelkim1827
    @samuelkim1827 4 роки тому +349

    automatic washer: smokes and literally on fire
    trio: "just run"

    • @HelloThereUniverse
      @HelloThereUniverse 3 роки тому +1

      more to the point, who's gonna pay for that damage??

    • @samuelkim1827
      @samuelkim1827 3 роки тому +5

      @@HelloThereUniverse um, the bbc obviously

  • @abemarkillie1742
    @abemarkillie1742 8 років тому +2156

    100 mph is pretty good for a old renault van

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 8 років тому +50

      +Abe Markillie french car have very good engines despite their awfull look and it comes from a french vw owner lol

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work 7 років тому +79

      The Espace is quite fast. And it's so ugly that it becomes beautyful in its own way :D

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 7 років тому +7

      lmao there are actually quite a lot of people who thinks that way in france too. But at the time it was alright

    • @TheAcousticCitizen
      @TheAcousticCitizen 7 років тому +68

      So fast they made an F1 version of it

    • @LethalCookieMonster
      @LethalCookieMonster 7 років тому +49

      as a passenger, that car was brilliant, it had the softest seats and suspension, I loved sitting in it. as a driving car, It cant get much worse

  • @mediocremashedmattato5563
    @mediocremashedmattato5563 2 роки тому +41

    If someone asks you why its important for tv co stars to have chemistry, just point to these guys, they’re the very definition.

  • @DreamBelief
    @DreamBelief 2 роки тому +48

    There's an element of truth to what James said. People often think monkeys are cute and harmless, but they have been responsible for serious, permanent injuries. They're also far more likely to get inside that contraption (obviously, if they hadn't been distracted by the food staff had thrown for them). I've seen them tear bits off cars all the time

  • @adeldragon183
    @adeldragon183 8 років тому +2046

    6:32 " WHAT IF HE DID THAT TO US!? I died. XD

  • @jessekeller3684
    @jessekeller3684 8 років тому +3495

    R.I.P. Good top gear 😢

    • @steezyyyp9401
      @steezyyyp9401 8 років тому +27

      Agreed

    • @rayfadhilbassamfaisal3662
      @rayfadhilbassamfaisal3662 8 років тому +25

      +Adrian Lopez they stopped the production of this show...

    • @KrankuSama
      @KrankuSama 8 років тому +38

      +Adrian Lopez Jeremy's contract was not renewed due to his assault of a producer, Richard and James left the show and the three of them are making a production with Amazon. The new Top gear cast consists of Chris Evans, Matt LeBlanc, Sabine Schmitz, Chris Harris and Rory Reid

    • @supertrinigamer
      @supertrinigamer 8 років тому +9

      +Kranku
      Everyone knows that, mrs anime.
      Don't think about changing your picture.

    • @KrankuSama
      @KrankuSama 8 років тому +10

      Super Trini Gamer they asked, I answered

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 3 роки тому +13

    6:00 - 😆 i realized Hammond threatens James like this on quite a few occasions.
    Orange loud football fan noisemaker "If you play a solo, I'll kick you."
    On the ship. "If you ask to be piped aboard, I'll throw you off."
    Remember any more?

  • @lightning5273
    @lightning5273 3 роки тому +19

    UA-cam pranks in 2020 7:44 "We Destroyed a New Million Pounds Car Wash!"

  • @bingsterc7621
    @bingsterc7621 4 роки тому +298

    Holy Shit! I'm actually surprised that the Espace went 100 mph.

    • @AmitojdeepSinghBrar
      @AmitojdeepSinghBrar 4 роки тому +19

      It had some serious weight reduction!

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 3 роки тому +30

      My 4th gen once ran 110 MPH through half of Germany... Good old times. I'm pretty sure it could've surpassed that magical barrier of 125 MPH (200 KPH) had it been pushed a little more.

  • @johnnyhall4335
    @johnnyhall4335 8 років тому +983

    8:42 "I'm dry still." 8:44 "I'M WET NOW!"

    • @Mike-mc3ty
      @Mike-mc3ty 5 років тому +16

      Johnny Hall That’s what SHE SAID!

    • @chrisanagn.3584
      @chrisanagn.3584 4 роки тому +4

      @@Mike-mc3ty _wheezes_

    • @brokenglass_au
      @brokenglass_au 4 роки тому +1

      Jeremy when he sees an alfa romeo of any kind

    • @matthewjones9259
      @matthewjones9259 4 роки тому

      Johnny Hall well it wasn't very sealed at all so what would you expect

    • @Sclimenti82
      @Sclimenti82 4 роки тому

      Giggity

  • @jimimac168
    @jimimac168 3 роки тому +71

    These boys have THE greatest job in the world, hands down.

  • @dulldyl
    @dulldyl 2 роки тому +29

    I loved how they tried to make the car wash look terrifying and ominous

    • @Stussmeister
      @Stussmeister 5 місяців тому +3

      I think the music helped to convey that as well.

  • @berendh.1952
    @berendh.1952 8 років тому +314

    9:35 James May running on television!

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx 5 років тому +29

      Captain jog

    • @zonszpl7426
      @zonszpl7426 4 роки тому +15

      It isn't May, it is a film stuntman.

    • @rjb0572
      @rjb0572 4 роки тому +5

      @@Matt-ot9nx amazing name 👍😂

  • @nole3735
    @nole3735 7 років тому +663

    **Monkey Eats Carrot**
    Jeremy- HE'S EATING A CARROT! LOOK WHAT HE'S DOING TO IT
    I'm dead.

    • @urmomfat6689
      @urmomfat6689 4 роки тому +55

      Dani Hammond said that actually

    • @lukmly013
      @lukmly013 3 роки тому +2

      Only carrots will understand

    • @tullamorejameson480
      @tullamorejameson480 3 роки тому +2

      Its fine coz the monkey isn't from Alabama
      *OR IS IT?*
      Sad hybrid monkey-carrot noises

    • @The101Point1
      @The101Point1 3 роки тому

      Richard said that not Jeremy

  • @horsecurse
    @horsecurse 9 місяців тому +4

    6:32 "What if it tries to do that to us".
    That is what you worry about when you see an lion 😂

  • @DaRealAJ
    @DaRealAJ 3 роки тому +480

    9:38 The British leaving India after plundering it for over 400 years. Colorised. Circa 1947.

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 3 роки тому +3

      It took them 400 years to exploit it

    • @paianis
      @paianis 3 роки тому +6

      More like leaving the Holy Land in 1948.

    • @thewhovianhippo7103
      @thewhovianhippo7103 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao but they where not chased out

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 3 роки тому +1

      @Furry Police it was Britain not the Netherlands

    • @kamadotanjiro3118
      @kamadotanjiro3118 3 роки тому

      @Furry Police im Indian and either you're wrong or i don't even know our history
      Pls check but i know that there were other countries. I just don't know the timelines but i yeah i have no idea about the Netherlands.

  • @german_shepherd_dog9169
    @german_shepherd_dog9169 7 років тому +639

    6:33 - "What if he tries to do that to us?!" You cannot un-hear what has been heard...

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 9 років тому +327

    Car wash owner: So, the BBC is paying for this, right? Hello?

    • @anthonynieves2890
      @anthonynieves2890 8 років тому +3

      Exactly what i was thinking

    • @beautifullion69
      @beautifullion69 8 років тому +21

      if this was in murica, the owner would have sued.

    • @WinAndLinuxTutorials
      @WinAndLinuxTutorials 8 років тому +26

      +beautifullion69 You mean he'd have gunned him down.

    • @beautifullion69
      @beautifullion69 8 років тому +8

      +WinAndLinuxTutorials funny that you say that because I just watched the Florida episode and the guy selling Jeremy a car had a gun on him and a rifle in his office.

    • @hmsironduke2405
      @hmsironduke2405 8 років тому +5

      was probably an old car wash , mesh gates on the front lol doubt the owners wanted it

  • @chrisphoenix77
    @chrisphoenix77 Рік тому +35

    I loved the normal challenges where each lad had his own thing, but I really loved when they worked together.

  • @sayno2lolzisback
    @sayno2lolzisback 3 роки тому +25

    I will treasure the memory of watching this with my dad when it came out, and the two of us absolutely dying of laughter from when the car wash catches fire.

  • @scambroselauntrellus3681
    @scambroselauntrellus3681 5 років тому +134

    Its cute that Jeremy frantically helps Hammond out of the car when usually they have a philosophy of abandoning each other whenever possible.

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 7 років тому +171

    6:57
    "AAARGH"
    "No! You've gotta stay there after you mocked me."
    "Bugger off!"

  • @lak1796
    @lak1796 3 роки тому +76

    Look how bonded the lads are. This is what made Top Gear, TOP GEAR.

    • @henryjones2766
      @henryjones2766 Рік тому +2

      that is the main issue with the new seasons of top gear they just feel like 3 people who like cars not three mates who like cars

  • @javierbalcazar3378
    @javierbalcazar3378 3 роки тому +11

    The license plat at 4:55 🤣

  • @mikeholland6750
    @mikeholland6750 8 років тому +383

    clarkson laughing at 3:40 infectious

    • @darwinmedinamusic
      @darwinmedinamusic 8 років тому +9

      +Mike Holland Hahahahaha, absolutely!
      3 minutes later, I'm still laughing.

    • @JMcKaySV
      @JMcKaySV 8 років тому +25

      +Mike Holland The exact reason I came back to this video.. I think that might be one of Top Gear's funniest ever moments when he realised how shit their creation actually looked!

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 8 років тому +4

      +James McKay "Neatness we can work on"

    • @xhappy_2266
      @xhappy_2266 8 років тому +1

      +Mike Holland Yea..

    • @alexhinton8518
      @alexhinton8518 5 років тому +1

      Whats that music called that goes with it so funny

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 4 роки тому +33

    9:17! They're like little kids who've just pulled a prank, and are now running away, giggling! XD

  • @Doge1991official
    @Doge1991official 3 роки тому +149

    “it cost the owner a million pounds”, also them: “it’s on fire”

    • @matrixmirage2148
      @matrixmirage2148 3 роки тому +1

      A million phey'unds

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +1

      @David David Meh, who uses pounds anyway...

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому

      @David David Damn, that was easy.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому

      @David David Maybe not, but at least I know east from west. ;)

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому

      @David David Oh, boy! I sure hope so!
      BTW, give your previous comment a little peek. ;)

  • @gurmeharbajwa6020
    @gurmeharbajwa6020 3 роки тому +41

    This one challenge captured perfectly what Old Top Gear was all about...I miss this, these were good time, we had no idea how lucky we were...

  • @m.f8655
    @m.f8655 4 роки тому +1138

    "6 tons of muscle and teeth"
    They're lions not elephants

    • @DylRicho
      @DylRicho 4 роки тому +147

      It was an intentional exaggeration because this is a car show and not a wildlife documentary with David Attenborough.

    • @m.f8655
      @m.f8655 3 роки тому +41

      @@DylRicho and I was just joking

    • @absarin1004
      @absarin1004 3 роки тому +27

      Might've been talking about all of them put together. He IS James May though, might be just as bad as the camera crew was while photographing during the animal safari

    • @chuck...
      @chuck... 3 роки тому +5

      A lion weight is about 450lbs

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 3 роки тому +3

      @David David the UK was NOT a leader by any means in converting to metric and most brits, at least people over forty, still interchangeably use the imperial system. The reason most of the world followed after UK is because of how many current and former colonies depended on trade. Metric isn't perfect either, there are several non-SI (international standard) units.

  • @sham_coot9532
    @sham_coot9532 8 років тому +255

    That cameraman had big balls to continue filming inside the carwash.

    • @andrewdeans3686
      @andrewdeans3686 8 місяців тому

      Where. precisely were his 'big balls' on show ? ? ?

  • @davidr.walters371
    @davidr.walters371 7 місяців тому +5

    Seen these all before but these 3 are rewatchable , miss their antics and camaraderie, brothers in arms
    Or cars , or bars but brothers of different mothers they are .

    • @wingsofblackedbrandy4798
      @wingsofblackedbrandy4798 7 місяців тому

      They truly are the ultimate brotherhood on tv. Just guys having fun and being themselves. Knowing damn well each challenge or task will end in an a massive disaster. Like Jeremy breaking character knowing they fucked up the section for the van. It’s moments like these they are genuine. Real and understand what clown show they put themselves through for viewer’s entertainment and pleasure. I miss these guys so much man.

  • @tsherwoodrzero
    @tsherwoodrzero 3 роки тому +50

    They could make a whole show of them just running from whatever they caught on fire and it'd be hilarious

  • @npj03
    @npj03 8 років тому +874

    "dont look back hammond...just run, just run

    • @Planemaster125
      @Planemaster125 8 років тому +8

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run

    • @nytim666
      @nytim666 8 років тому +4

      "dont look back hammond...just run, just run

    • @kylephelps9296
      @kylephelps9296 8 років тому +6

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run

    • @GCeara-mh5it
      @GCeara-mh5it 8 років тому +3

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run."

    • @makijezakon
      @makijezakon 7 років тому +2

      "Don't look back Hammond... Just run... Just run."

  • @lewisnorth1188
    @lewisnorth1188 8 років тому +307

    "It can't be on fire, it's on fire"

  • @SeiichiroAoki
    @SeiichiroAoki 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm dry still"
    *literally 2 seconds later*
    "I'M WET NOWWWW"

  • @philofthesouth6019
    @philofthesouth6019 2 роки тому +4

    The Jurassic park music in the background makes it so much funnier

  • @NYCTMTA
    @NYCTMTA 8 років тому +533

    "That's lion porn" Hammond is so hilarious

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher 5 років тому +32

      "What if he tries to do it to us?!" XD

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 4 роки тому

      why did the narrator say 6 tons of muscle and teeth. That seems kinda heavy

    • @mr.irrelevant8826
      @mr.irrelevant8826 4 роки тому

      Loool

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 роки тому +1

      @@justinvaughn2277 Because there were a few lions on there

  • @charlotteleates9375
    @charlotteleates9375 5 років тому +117

    ‘Takes no more than 5 or 10 minutes’ I don’t know why but I continually laugh at that! Jeremy’s attempt at seriousness!! 😂

  • @nvery5497
    @nvery5497 3 роки тому +11

    8:18 Lol jezza in love or something with May.

  • @cherray50
    @cherray50 3 роки тому +18

    I love the rating: "No mature content."
    This is accurate, and this is also why I love these old clips LOL

  • @reeceflanagan4625
    @reeceflanagan4625 4 роки тому +26

    6:30 Hammond -what if he try’s doing that to us 😂😂😂

  • @FunkyHonkyCDXX
    @FunkyHonkyCDXX 9 років тому +312

    This just might be my favorite thing that Top Gear has ever done.

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 4 роки тому +1

      Evi1M4chine
      The Botswana special I think is the one you’re referring to.
      “Oliver!!!!”

    • @momoloco99rh
      @momoloco99rh Рік тому

      I prefer the Rover James ep tbh

    • @sonicszuetomyt5448
      @sonicszuetomyt5448 10 місяців тому

      RAMBULANCE

  • @Chrysa1isTYPE2000
    @Chrysa1isTYPE2000 3 роки тому +29

    Clarkson laughing when they get the roof down has got to be one of my most favourite TopGear moments! Absolutely brilliant! Makes me laugh everytime!

  • @ProfessorHoots
    @ProfessorHoots 3 роки тому +24

    Jeremy Clark’s won once said: we’ve managed to set something on fire that’s basically made out of water.

  • @angelicacushing6032
    @angelicacushing6032 5 років тому +70

    This was the golden age of top gear.

    • @surprisedgordon7786
      @surprisedgordon7786 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder how the people of the car wash felt when it was on fire

  • @thestigsdutchcousin
    @thestigsdutchcousin 4 роки тому +16

    I genuinely think Jeremy wet himself laughing so hard at 3:47

  • @yohgt
    @yohgt 3 роки тому +99

    2:30
    Jeremy "69!"
    The boys:YES!!!!

  • @kevinbiju_10
    @kevinbiju_10 8 місяців тому +5

    3:01 Everyone laughing wholeheartedly but I loved James' innocent laugh :)

  • @Otter5734
    @Otter5734 7 років тому +112

    "it's on fire!"
    "it can't be on fi, it's on fire"

  • @Endonia-ym3sl
    @Endonia-ym3sl 7 років тому +582

    THIS is Top Gear, not that rubbish on now

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +8

      Oh come on, it's not that bad. Not as funny, but it's meant to be a more serious show.

    • @nov3019892008
      @nov3019892008 5 років тому +25

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer i stopped watching it and loads other people did. Its THAT bad

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 років тому +13

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer Yep, it's that bad. People even argue about how some of their car reviews are actually bad. Some youtubers do actually did it way better than them. For example, the new honda E review, the fully charged youtube channel did it way better than the current channel.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +5

      @@bukanmatin5973 Ah. That's not good, if random people on the Internet can do better than you...

    • @harrisonrawlinson5650
      @harrisonrawlinson5650 4 роки тому +1

      Puddinghead 3434 the newest version with flintoff and paddy is actually pretty good

  • @a166
    @a166 3 роки тому +7

    This is the carwash my mother uses. It's in Bedford, on Kingsway if you'd like to visit...

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk 2 роки тому +9

    'He's eating a carrot, look what he's doing to it!' Gets me every time

  • @yaseen157
    @yaseen157 8 років тому +605

    oh my gosh, I watched this yeaaaaaaaaaaars ago but never realised that 7:09 is actually part of the Jurassic Park soundtrack! Ah, memories ;D

  • @coolvibes8941
    @coolvibes8941 4 роки тому +30

    2:16 James’ “Uh oh” gets me every time.

  • @daveedmundstown6372
    @daveedmundstown6372 Рік тому +2

    “It can’t be on fire!”
    2 seconds later…
    “It’s on fire!” 😂

  • @ThelouwseFD
    @ThelouwseFD 2 роки тому +7

    I love these men with my whole heart

  • @oskarastrom1644
    @oskarastrom1644 8 років тому +41

    For me, this segment illustrate what Top Gear is all about. The insane cars, celebrity interviews and all the scripted stuff are all secondary to the chemistry between these three friends. I hope the new show turn out good.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 5 років тому +24

    "I'm structurally integral to the roof!"
    Probably the best line in this show.

  • @piercebuckley7699
    @piercebuckley7699 3 роки тому +12

    6:36 That’s music from Jurassic Park from when Nedry is stealing embryos.
    7:44 too, that’s from when raptors enter the kitchen

  • @traceycrosss
    @traceycrosss 3 роки тому +7

    Imagine having a job you love as much as these guys? Plus get paid a lot of money. Never get tired of watching them.

  • @bombstar10
    @bombstar10 5 років тому +21

    I like how easily you could tell what was off script and what was completely set up back in the day, the extra bit of cheesiness really seals it. The best bit was the monkey food just sitting on top of the car lol.
    I dunno if the car wash was supposed to catch fire though, I figure they planned to get out, but still.

  • @f2r3x
    @f2r3x 10 років тому +295

    English humor at his best

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 2 роки тому +5

    I love how Hammond and Jezza are being the cameraman in the back

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw 3 місяці тому +2

    “The African lion. Six tons of muscle and teeth.”
    😂😂

  • @jerrydandrige1987
    @jerrydandrige1987 4 роки тому +14

    6:18 To him we look like a sandwich box with the lid half off 🤣🤣

  • @joeypintozzi4522
    @joeypintozzi4522 5 років тому +92

    "the African lion, 6 tons of teeth and meat"
    6 TONS lol

    • @idum1685
      @idum1685 3 роки тому +1

      its 6 tons of teeth and MUSCLE you idiot

    • @_Vengeance_
      @_Vengeance_ 3 роки тому +6

      No wonder they enforce starvation days if their lions reached 6 tons

    • @dorinelbossul
      @dorinelbossul 3 роки тому

      @@idum1685 ok Idumb 168

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate 3 роки тому +5

    9:40 -- Okay, now I'm *absolutely* convinced that Hammond is The Doctor. Just running.

  • @peterlindstrom_
    @peterlindstrom_ 7 років тому +36

    "It's on fire? It can't be on fire" "it's on fire... run!!!"

  • @DJvileman
    @DJvileman 6 років тому +12

    The 100mph and safari park thing were just brilliant! They give a sense of three good friends fooling around (that they in reality are). Just perfect chemistry!