This Man Will Never Get A Date

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  • @craftydingo
    @craftydingo 2 роки тому +21177

    I feel like this girl just dodged being the victim of a murder.

    • @Dginny865
      @Dginny865 2 роки тому +1

      You never know, he could’ve seen her and not the other way around and murdered her that way

    • @aheenobarbushenocied9880
      @aheenobarbushenocied9880 2 роки тому +303

      Well said

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 2 роки тому +788

      Harvester of organs 💀

    • @AaronChristopher869
      @AaronChristopher869 2 роки тому +63

      Fr

    • @Freia329
      @Freia329 2 роки тому +721

      @@A_Ducky Well, he is a 'doctor' of course. His brain just thinks on a much higher level so she just wouldn't be able to understand why he has to take her left kidney.

  • @JK7H
    @JK7H 2 роки тому +2372

    Surprised he didn't tried the :
    "Sorry, my little brother wrote those" smooth move

    • @oliverlandry3510
      @oliverlandry3510 2 роки тому +48

      This comment does not have the recognition it deserves 🤣🤣🤣
      The birth control thing looked too sincere for a little brother prank tho

    • @taiyorenai7690
      @taiyorenai7690 2 роки тому +25

      IKR that does seem like something he’d try in a desperate attempt to recover

    • @oliverlandry3510
      @oliverlandry3510 2 роки тому +31

      @@taiyorenai7690 that shouldve happened before the freakout. his mind is too advanced tho so he skipped that step.

    • @tonyh6194
      @tonyh6194 2 роки тому +11

      My friend took my phone

    • @charlesleist552
      @charlesleist552 2 роки тому

      Almost liked, but you have 420 and I can mess that up. Nice.

  • @erikustinov
    @erikustinov Рік тому +5090

    This guy really is a doctor. He cured my low self esteem in less than 10 minutes

    • @emperoreggr0ll961
      @emperoreggr0ll961 Рік тому +114

      King. You're more than enough in this world, and you deserve good things. Always remember that
      💪

    • @loli_cvnt5622
      @loli_cvnt5622 Рік тому +53

      You go, Erik! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @WeebVibes
      @WeebVibes Рік тому +23

      Underrated comments be like

    • @D3ckstr
      @D3ckstr Рік тому +33

      You’re very handsome Erik

    • @cookiedoughbro5252
      @cookiedoughbro5252 11 місяців тому +18

      I would like to say you’re looking pretty beautiful today erik

  • @SciFyerGaming
    @SciFyerGaming Рік тому +891

    The fastest way to lose a girl or really anyone, whether it's romantic or just a friendship, is to begin insulting them and talking shit. The fact that this guy had such little self-awareness that he continued to harass her and ask if they were still going on a date after insulting and borderline threatening her is mind-blowing.

    • @kp68420
      @kp68420 10 місяців тому +6

      Oh, thanks stranger, now I know that harassment repels people from you🤓

    • @rorschach5510
      @rorschach5510 9 місяців тому

      @@kp68420 what.

    • @kiya_ki260
      @kiya_ki260 8 місяців тому +4

      oh yeah this was so philosophical, the fastest way to lose a girl is to harass her this is so smart

    • @yageruoy8109
      @yageruoy8109 8 місяців тому +39

      It’s really unbelievable how many people do this and then they wonder why people don’t want to be near them

    • @velvetbees
      @velvetbees 7 місяців тому +2

      As Charlie analyzed his creepiness, it was a bit overwhelming.

  • @saturnstorm85
    @saturnstorm85 2 роки тому +6344

    She didn't just dodge a bullet. She dodged a heat seeking missle. Then she dodged the entire war.

    • @blink182sucks
      @blink182sucks 2 роки тому +335

      Caught a fkn cannon ball wit her hand and chucked it back

    • @lilusagi4992
      @lilusagi4992 2 роки тому +201

      @@blink182sucks Hit the Kung Fu Panda 2

    • @roycethompson3161
      @roycethompson3161 2 роки тому +8

      Insanely boring comment. Ludicrously overused. Few things are more overused in comments about bad relationships.

    • @bigdubya001
      @bigdubya001 2 роки тому +94

      She canceled more than one date. She also canceled a series of dates in court lol

    • @nerdyfoxes8000
      @nerdyfoxes8000 2 роки тому +188

      @@roycethompson3161Insanely boring reply. Ludicrously overused. Few things are more overused in replies about "bad" comments.

  • @austin_mizukage5833
    @austin_mizukage5833 2 роки тому +17109

    You're giving him too much props he's not bad at online flirting he's bad at being a normal functioning human

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому +14

      Dont read my name..😑

    • @krisz9976
      @krisz9976 2 роки тому +618

      @@GriffinZambia okay i wont

    • @iktekamasya
      @iktekamasya 2 роки тому +632

      dude probably has “all women are the same💔” in his bio

    • @airstuck3929
      @airstuck3929 2 роки тому +134

      He is bad at online flirting 100%. He didnt show a single moment of any functioning braincapacity.

    • @Omnipotentpunch03
      @Omnipotentpunch03 2 роки тому +14

      @@iktekamasya indeed lol

  • @saulgoodman5611
    @saulgoodman5611 Рік тому +543

    Not a dating expert but I'm pretty sure saying you were going to see another girl on the day of the date only makes them want to leave even more

    • @Veibru
      @Veibru 6 місяців тому +1

      I think optimal thing to do would give that impression without directly saying. If she senses that you are giving that information purposefully, its pretty much game over with any sane or datable girl.

    • @ana-nim
      @ana-nim 5 місяців тому +28

      Some guys really believe that women want a guy that other women want. Not true at all but someone on the internet convinced them so now they are doomed to play game "fck around and find out".

    • @MeeSeeksAndDestroy
      @MeeSeeksAndDestroy 5 місяців тому +10

      he is using guy logic on a woman. guys love the idea of "stealing" a girl so they may get competitive when a girl says she has another date. women are NOT out here fighting for dong, dong is a watercup at a fast food joint, free, available, and readily given. you cant STEAL a watercup. it MAJORLY backfired for him to think she would want to fight off an imaginary competitor for him

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 4 місяці тому +7

      @@VeibruIf someone I’m tryna date gives off any idea that they doublebooked, Imma just think they’re an asshole.

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MeeSeeksAndDestroyIf a woman says they doublebooked and that makes a guy want her even more, that’s a guy who should want a lot better for himself.

  • @al3617
    @al3617 Рік тому +1690

    Made the mistake of binge watching all the creepy dude videos here. As a man, it honestly terrifies me a bit that there's so many people out here like this who convince themselves their borderline psychotic behavior is justified and appropriate.

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo Рік тому

      The problem is, all the "dating" advice available out here isn't aimed at building honest and genuine relationships with people. They take advantage of desperate young people who don't really have experience let alone have social interactions with the opposite sex. Desperate people are the easiest people to scam out their money and these dating gurus capitalize off it. Both men and women are getting 💩 advice online and making themselves even more unlikable to the opposite sex

    • @teddy-beargamer6385
      @teddy-beargamer6385 Рік тому +176

      Welcome to the hell that is dating as a woman. This is depressingly common, unfortunately.

    • @CodPatrol
      @CodPatrol Рік тому

      Nobody in this video is showing psychotic behaviour mr conspiracy man, don’t make mountains outta nothin

    • @CodPatrol
      @CodPatrol Рік тому +35

      Psychotic bros acting like it’s to catch a predator series finale

    • @CodPatrol
      @CodPatrol Рік тому +16

      @@teddy-beargamer6385 must be tough getting dates every 10 minutes, the weight of the world 😓

  • @Zampedzazzy
    @Zampedzazzy Рік тому +2994

    Imagine sliding in a guys dms with “have you had a vasectomy?”

    • @sora4222
      @sora4222 Рік тому +314

      Omg I love this comment. I swear if some girl asked me this I would not be able to get off the floor laughing in weeks.

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud Рік тому +429

      "Wanna find out?"
      ye can't win against guys on creepo factor

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +33

      @@dopaminecloud Yep

    • @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440
      @guccidonbuzzflightyear4440 Рік тому +18

      Id say nah but I’m batting 1000 in pullout

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 Рік тому +112

      @@dopaminecloud "Sure I'll bring the surgery kit"

  • @thebackrow4247
    @thebackrow4247 2 роки тому +65668

    I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “creepiest guy ever” and “this man will never get a date” and the thumbnail is just his face

    • @gaeborg
      @gaeborg 2 роки тому +4819

      Bruh damn i just realized

    • @xpertrex5991
      @xpertrex5991 2 роки тому +5340

      Maybe he’s trying to say something

    • @ahlikx6295
      @ahlikx6295 2 роки тому +3391

      he just like me frfr

    • @cardbored4542
      @cardbored4542 2 роки тому +2129

      He's been paying off his "Girlfriend" this whole time.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 2 роки тому +282

      @@ahlikx6295 frfr tru on a stack bruh

  • @binarydark4811
    @binarydark4811 Рік тому +220

    This made my soul cringe. If someone were to tell me that I'd magically get a girlfriend by doing exactly what this guy did, I'd rather be single forever.

    • @mdor5006REAL
      @mdor5006REAL 9 місяців тому +2

      same

    • @mr.warlight9086
      @mr.warlight9086 7 місяців тому +6

      Someone did. Just be yourself man. That guy was being himself and look what happened? As long as you're not an extroverted freak, you should be fine ;3

  • @conswan57
    @conswan57 Рік тому +31

    “Are you on birth control” dawg😭😭

    • @FluffySylveonBoi
      @FluffySylveonBoi Місяць тому

      It all began because she refused to answer a simple question xD

    • @beke2672
      @beke2672 Місяць тому +3

      @@FluffySylveonBoibro what.

  • @Slappaccino
    @Slappaccino 2 роки тому +7671

    This dude hit rock bottom and was still trying to dig. He somehow said and did all the wrong things in a single conversation like it was a checklist.

    • @primalcode3057
      @primalcode3057 2 роки тому +13

      same

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 2 роки тому +106

      He’s like an Anti-Casanova.

    • @dudearlo
      @dudearlo 2 роки тому +17

      Even had a date :0

    • @easiesteevee2532
      @easiesteevee2532 2 роки тому +153

      he forgot death threats, showing her address and a picture of her through a window. So it wasn't all there rofl.

    • @vanhoot2234
      @vanhoot2234 2 роки тому +19

      achievement unlocked?

  • @jyotshak
    @jyotshak 2 роки тому +6010

    The scariest part is if he didnt ask the birth control question, she would actually have been on a date with this creep.

    • @lj0727
      @lj0727 Рік тому +540

      Ugh this literally terrifies me... because online dating is exactly like this... like the guy could be the most fucked up person ever but putting on a false face.

    • @henstar337
      @henstar337 Рік тому +55

      This is 900% reddit karma mode fake.

    • @FriendlySniperYT
      @FriendlySniperYT Рік тому +61

      @@lj0727 Not all online dating is like that. Sometimes it is, you're right on that, but i feel like it isn't fair to say it's "always" like that. Have a good day

    • @peds9260
      @peds9260 Рік тому +202

      @@FriendlySniperYT I think they mean "always like this" in the sense that you never know if the nice person you're talking to online is actually the creepiest living thing in person.
      you're always taking a gamble when you meet strangers online. always

    • @FriendlySniperYT
      @FriendlySniperYT Рік тому +19

      @@peds9260 That's true

  • @Collielord
    @Collielord Рік тому +114

    "Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory" one of my favourites

    • @mr.warlight9086
      @mr.warlight9086 7 місяців тому +1

      What victory? That relationship would have been doomed from the start.

    • @mrconfusion87
      @mrconfusion87 6 місяців тому

      ​@@mr.warlight9086For some men, anytime they stick it in a woman's "holes" is in itself a "victory"! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 4 місяці тому +2

      @@mr.warlight9086the small glimpse of hope that was as brief as my weekend

  • @seleniumhexafluoride6683
    @seleniumhexafluoride6683 Рік тому +235

    I was on tinder once. First guy to text me asked me if I wanted to get pregnant I was like bruh this is the first conversation we've started and you asked me that I was 19 at the time 😭

    • @Eswarramesh2428
      @Eswarramesh2428 Рік тому +1

      jesus damn, some dudes are weird and insane lmao. Like how delusional are these men to think that any woman would actually want to end up with someone who is seriously batshit insane? Honestly, I am not very good with women but atleast I won't go that far and creep someone out. If I am being honest with myself, I think in the past I may have come off as slightly needy and weird but I realized how unattractive that shit was and stopped doing it
      Edit: I am absolutely ashamed at how I used to be in the past lmao

    • @antonygoedhart4798
      @antonygoedhart4798 Рік тому +8

      Well you can't just leave us hanging like that, what did you respond with?

    • @seleniumhexafluoride6683
      @seleniumhexafluoride6683 Рік тому +25

      @@antonygoedhart4798 lmao I was practically speechless I basically told him that I didn't want to be pregnant at 19

    • @xro1983
      @xro1983 Рік тому

      She wants to be pregnant at 20!

    • @seleniumhexafluoride6683
      @seleniumhexafluoride6683 Рік тому +22

      @@xro1983 nah bro I'm 20 rn I still not mentally mature enough I also don't like kids anymore the sensitive gen z kids ruined that 😭

  • @heisenberg879
    @heisenberg879 2 роки тому +13720

    This man is like the special forces of having no game

    • @hunacean
      @hunacean 2 роки тому +285

      I mean he is still talking to a girl, way ahaed of me

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 2 роки тому +18

      LMAO

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому +5

      Dont read my name..😑

    • @pikosapikos13
      @pikosapikos13 2 роки тому +47

      I guess then that I belong to the "Forever Single Virgins" special forces, lmao.

    • @Syncrotron9001
      @Syncrotron9001 2 роки тому

      hi

  • @nathedits4963
    @nathedits4963 2 роки тому +7627

    As a doctor, I can confirm the "Birth Control Joke" is a classic.

    • @LTD538
      @LTD538 2 роки тому +363

      Yeah, I hear it all the time and it never fails to make me laugh.

    • @yuuji3795
      @yuuji3795 2 роки тому +305

      My doctor cracks that joke all the time, never gets old i tell you

    • @Sara-ko7rn
      @Sara-ko7rn 2 роки тому +405

      For real. My surgeon told me that joke too, no need for anasthesia when I already died laughing

    • @nickcunningham6344
      @nickcunningham6344 2 роки тому +260

      Are you on birth control?
      _Ba dum tss_
      _Seinfeld laugh track plays_

    • @PomPomPlush
      @PomPomPlush 2 роки тому +131

      He's a doctor too, his brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person

  • @charmandyorton006
    @charmandyorton006 Рік тому +34

    Man's just sent the most rapey danger signals possible, understandably creeped the recipient way out, and then used every excuse and guilt-trip possible to deny any repercussions of his initial stalkerish impressions. That is legitimately the most "milady" niceguy behaviour I've ever seen, and despite any attempts to sucker her back, he is his own worst "sucker-er".

  • @kel-A-3414
    @kel-A-3414 6 місяців тому +11

    She didn't block him after he told her the lie about the double book and called her a psycho??? The girl is such a nice angel lmfao 😭😭😭.
    I kept watching and the more i see, the more i realize how sweet the girl was. I'm still befuddled she didn't block him💀💀

  • @bigchonkerraccoon5046
    @bigchonkerraccoon5046 2 роки тому +5705

    This doesn’t make me feel better about myself. This makes me horrified at the thought that there are a lot of people like this. They have jobs and vote and shit.

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому +2

      Dont read my name😎

    • @laureneighmy3306
      @laureneighmy3306 2 роки тому +283

      There are a lot of people like this - and they look just like you and me

    • @GodlordBazi
      @GodlordBazi 2 роки тому +41

      @@GriffinZambia Don't tell me what to do!
      Also, nice guitar cover there, man. :

    • @danielporras5406
      @danielporras5406 2 роки тому +127

      yah, but the real horror here is that he's apparently a doctor.

    • @vaalence9043
      @vaalence9043 2 роки тому +81

      This guy definitely does not meet the requirements to have any sort of job.

  • @A_Random_Rat
    @A_Random_Rat 2 роки тому +7338

    Charlie’s comment section and most of his fans after looking at the title: “He could be talking about any one of us”

  • @smolboi7092
    @smolboi7092 Рік тому +15

    This man is going through all the Skyrim dialogue options right now seeing what'll get him laid and it's just not working

  • @FUJISAN992
    @FUJISAN992 9 місяців тому +8

    What. A. Specimen. I can picture Guillermo del Toro keeping him in a little private zoo: "Yes, this is my incel."

  • @Chas-OTE
    @Chas-OTE 2 роки тому +5997

    This dude didn't just bring a shovel to dig himself a hole, he brought an entire construction crew.

    • @Jopeth23
      @Jopeth23 2 роки тому +90

      More like, he brought a whole mining crew.

    • @MoonwalkerWorshiper
      @MoonwalkerWorshiper 2 роки тому +21

      Construction crews don't dig holes, they construct things.

    • @shonw2318
      @shonw2318 2 роки тому +50

      Dude brought a whole ass fleet of excavators and bulldozers

    • @nerdyfoxes8000
      @nerdyfoxes8000 2 роки тому +1

      @@MoonwalkerWorshiper He's outta line, but he's right. The man brought 10 of the world's top demolition experts to blow a hole the size of Texas for him to lay in

    • @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910
      @theproblemmustbeinyourpant5910 2 роки тому +24

      With dynamite and everything

  • @potentiallydownright
    @potentiallydownright 2 роки тому +18343

    they say chivalry is dead, but look at this absolute specimen of a gentleman. his charisma is so utterly grandiose

    • @doodle4816
      @doodle4816 2 роки тому +426

      Damn, the bots have no chill.

    • @angryman6268
      @angryman6268 2 роки тому +158

      fr he could turn me gay with his charm

    • @Whey20
      @Whey20 2 роки тому +39

      @@doodle4816 honestly

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 роки тому +1

      LoOool

    • @fatmanpez
      @fatmanpez 2 роки тому +39

      At first I read that as "His charisma is utterly Grindhouse", which those lines honestly were. . .

  • @ThatGirlMisty
    @ThatGirlMisty 11 місяців тому +26

    My favorite bit of this is when he tries to explain it away as because he's a doctor, his brain thinks at a much higher level than others. Like yeah, he can't even apologize for a bad joke without insulting her again 😂

  • @Forest_V19
    @Forest_V19 Місяць тому +4

    “Are you on birth control” before the FIRST date is insane lmao

  • @monarkev
    @monarkev 2 роки тому +7486

    He went through all stages of desperation for getting a woman
    -Saying he’s rich
    -Saying he’s desirable
    -Getting mad in hopes of being a bad boy
    -“I’m so much smarter than you”
    -True desperation

    • @nicocchi
      @nicocchi 2 роки тому +450

      Don't forget "my mom died"

    • @cloud9979
      @cloud9979 2 роки тому +400

      -Claiming he has other women ready to take her place

    • @venipunkture
      @venipunkture 2 роки тому +227

      -he insinuated he is capable of harming her

    • @Apple-ei1ms
      @Apple-ei1ms 2 роки тому +63

      @@nicocchi I bet he works as a plumber but calls Himself rich
      Wow, I just searched up plumber salary. Its actually pretty good. Maybe I should be a plumber too🤨

    • @jk4681
      @jk4681 2 роки тому +85

      @@Apple-ei1ms Plumbers make good money though?

  • @alsmith9853
    @alsmith9853 2 роки тому +2796

    I like how she turned his BS back on him. "If you have an alternative date lined up with another girl, go on that and enjoy it". His needy panic ratchets up further as he realises such a childish response wasn't such a good idea.

    • @MoonwalkerWorshiper
      @MoonwalkerWorshiper 2 роки тому +38

      All he's good for is lying anyway.

    • @afridnishad6617
      @afridnishad6617 2 роки тому +150

      @@MoonwalkerWorshiper nah he bad at that too, thats the point op made. Hes good at being bad at everything should be the conclusion here

    • @MoonwalkerWorshiper
      @MoonwalkerWorshiper 2 роки тому +48

      @@afridnishad6617 Spot on.

    • @tomsmith6513
      @tomsmith6513 Рік тому +34

      The girl was quite rational, and yet he's accusing her of being petty and immature. Many of his messages were him projecting.

    • @cosmicreef5858
      @cosmicreef5858 Рік тому

      That was not the only problem so him not adding that line would not change a thing about the outcome.

  • @justsomeguy2825
    @justsomeguy2825 Рік тому +183

    Kudos to the girl for sticking around as long as she did.
    Most women on dating apps will block you after a bad line.
    But here she is watching this guy unravel bit by bit and still sticking up for herself.

    • @314rft
      @314rft 10 місяців тому +19

      And also explaining why she's turning him down in the extreme off chance he might learn from his mistakes.

    • @nekosalad8308
      @nekosalad8308 7 місяців тому +12

      she should have blocked him when he got that insecure about her canceling the date imo. i dont know why she stickied around. i think she should have explained that she is uncomfortable because he made shitty jokes and went insane afterwards and just move on with her life

    • @ashleygonzales8254
      @ashleygonzales8254 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah I was thinking she really must’ve liked him because he would’ve been out of my face after I let him know the date is cancelled.

    • @wadabid6165
      @wadabid6165 5 місяців тому

      ​@@nekosalad8308fr it's as easy as a block and move on. Some people claim this type of people creates them trauma and stuff, so we should teach them how to block, since sadly we aren't capable of fully stopping this type of people from existing, weirdos will always exist

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 Рік тому +17

    I feel slightly better about myself knowing this guy exists, because that means no matter how bad I get, the bar is always lower.

    • @mr.warlight9086
      @mr.warlight9086 7 місяців тому

      Let's be honest. You would be just as low as that guy had you not seen how horrible it looks. At some point in your life, that's you as well.

  • @STEVOBRADING
    @STEVOBRADING 2 роки тому +3278

    He played all the cards at all the wrong times. He not only mentioned his money, shifted the blame, belittled her, but even pulled the "someone I know died" card.

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому +2

      Dont read my name..😑

    • @juuuuuuno_7
      @juuuuuuno_7 2 роки тому +294

      You know, there really never is a right time to play some of those.

    • @victor717_
      @victor717_ 2 роки тому +224

      Was only 1 card away from summoning Exodia😭

    • @thechoseone456
      @thechoseone456 2 роки тому +57

      @@victor717_ He's probably wanting to be the very best, like no one ever was!

    • @GabbaaGhoul
      @GabbaaGhoul 2 роки тому +78

      it’s creepy dude bingo!

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti 2 роки тому +4575

    "Dude, chill out, it's just a joke."
    "Do you know how much money I make?"
    "Fine, your loss. I don't want to date a psycho anyway. ...please call me?"
    "You're just not smart enough to understand my sense of humor!"
    "My mom died, for reals, please pity me."
    Ah, yes, all five components needed to summon Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend, assembled in record time. Truly a speedrun for the ages.

    • @LumemDH
      @LumemDH 2 роки тому +44

      From Exodia the Forbidden to Exodia - Psycho Boyfriend… is this an evolution or a devolution?

    • @hopelessrom4ntic884
      @hopelessrom4ntic884 2 роки тому +88

      @@LumemDH Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend - If you draw all 5 pieces of Exodia the Psycho Boyfriend, you immediately lose your date

    • @mammothinternal945
      @mammothinternal945 2 роки тому +58

      Those aren't just components of a psycho. They're tactics of abuse.

    • @meme13100
      @meme13100 2 роки тому +36

      Forgot the " I have another woman ready to replace you anyway" card

    • @texasbeast239
      @texasbeast239 2 роки тому +17

      Guy sounds so conflicted he might sing song lyrics like:
      "I say, "I hate you, " we break up, you call me, "I love you""

  • @MikkelL03
    @MikkelL03 10 місяців тому +6

    As a person diagnosed with borderline i gotta say this mans moodswings are even wild to me.

    • @maciknight4767
      @maciknight4767 10 місяців тому

      NO FR 🤣 i need to know what illness this man has

  • @zoey4881
    @zoey4881 9 місяців тому +6

    Watching normal people with maturity and decency breaking down and analysing these crazy people and their actions is so satisfying and even stress relieving. Like watching the bloopers of a horror movie that scared you.

  • @neroidius6915
    @neroidius6915 2 роки тому +11367

    This guy ain’t the CEO of virginity, he’s the entire board of directors, even the janitor who can’t clean up the mess

    • @robertgray1811
      @robertgray1811 2 роки тому +409

      He IS the company

    • @palomaelegante
      @palomaelegante 2 роки тому +22

      @@robertgray1811 queso

    • @UnknownOps
      @UnknownOps 2 роки тому +135

      He was the grandfather of this industry, the one who pioneered being a virgin.

    • @YourOnlyEnemyGaming
      @YourOnlyEnemyGaming 2 роки тому +96

      @@robertgray1811 company? This dude makes up the entire virgin economy

    • @ktbecstasy
      @ktbecstasy Рік тому +66

      @@YourOnlyEnemyGaming Economy??? He's the Entire Virgin Universe

  • @butterspike680
    @butterspike680 2 роки тому +6339

    I'm honestly glad he said the "birth control" thing. If things didn't go bad, maybe she wouldn't have known his true nature right away.

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 2 роки тому +26

      I dont really get the joke, is it like a rape thing?

    • @deonsockwell4644
      @deonsockwell4644 2 роки тому

      He wants absolutely nothing but sex.

    • @thomasturner1065
      @thomasturner1065 2 роки тому +340

      @@CarpetHater if you mean the birth control "joke" said by the guy in the video, I don't think it was a joke actually pff he just played it off as one. If you mean the comment up there, though, they're saying "it's a good thing he said something so blatant _and_ that it didn't go well or else things probably would've gotten really bad," since (judging off his messages) he's really toxic

    • @thomasturner1065
      @thomasturner1065 2 роки тому +179

      Oh, I reread your comment - I'm pretty sure it's not that; it's a sex thing I believe. I could be wrong but I think he's trying to ask in a roundabout way if they can have sex

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 2 роки тому +137

      @@thomasturner1065 Oh, well asking for sex isn't that bad, he was actually being really careful about it. His reaction to being rejected later on though was on his part though.

  • @monkeyearcheese420
    @monkeyearcheese420 Рік тому +25

    This is honestly scary. I have daughters and I really worry about what they will have to deal with

  • @RealRushinRussian
    @RealRushinRussian 9 місяців тому +6

    I'm in disbelief at how this gets worse and worse and worse with every message he sent

  • @myvioleta_
    @myvioleta_ Рік тому +6201

    actually, there are six stages of grief
    1: denial
    2: anger
    3: bargaining
    4: depression
    5: -acceptance- *attempted rebound*
    6: repeat

  • @sometechydude2324
    @sometechydude2324 2 роки тому +12081

    If this guy actually is a doctor, then this is a prime example of the fact that having academic intelligence doesn't mean you have social intelligence

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 2 роки тому +715

      The scariest thing is some of these guys seem completely normal until they feel the slightest semblance of rejection from a woman they’re interested in.

    • @paigemosher8697
      @paigemosher8697 2 роки тому +562

      Calling it right now, he's not a doctor. He just pulled that out of his ass to try to score. Real doctors don't have the time to be playing these kinds of games.

    • @garybuttherissilent5896
      @garybuttherissilent5896 2 роки тому +92

      @@paigemosher8697 You never know, he could be.

    • @boredom7691
      @boredom7691 2 роки тому

      @@garybuttherissilent5896 Doctors know that just because they're doctors, their brains aren't immediate higher functioning than everyone.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 2 роки тому +165

      @@paigemosher8697 I don’t know, if he was a gynecologist surely no women would want to see him, so he’d have plenty of free time.

  • @AmaterianAngel
    @AmaterianAngel Рік тому +5

    I had a guy like this and it went of for about a year. he'd randomly pop up asking when we were catching up for that drink and I'd of course say "Never". He'd then get whiny and then call me an idiot for not wanting to meet him cose he was so amazing. The silence for a few months and then "so when we catching up for that drink?"

  • @username25o9
    @username25o9 8 місяців тому +5

    To tell someone you thinking on a higher level than them and still thinking they are going to want to go on a date is just mind boggling.

  • @Nolinator1
    @Nolinator1 2 роки тому +2278

    The funny thing is that he actually HAD a date with her somehow and just completely blew it in like a second.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 Рік тому +7

      Can I see the source?

    • @poison2285
      @poison2285 Рік тому +1

      @@DeepEye1994 use your brain tf?

    • @__DY__
      @__DY__ Рік тому +196

      @@DeepEye1994 1:05 she said she’s canceling the date they had set up.

    • @localburnout_3408
      @localburnout_3408 Рік тому +72

      ^ There’s your source

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Рік тому +54

      I'm curious to see te texts before the birth control question honestly.

  • @smoocharoo
    @smoocharoo 2 роки тому +6797

    I gotta say, as a nurse, I definitely believe this guy could be a doctor.

    • @PYR0NinjaPXG
      @PYR0NinjaPXG 2 роки тому +1220

      Especially a new doctor, their egos could be observed from orbit

    • @ChopperRead-qb8oe
      @ChopperRead-qb8oe 2 роки тому

      That makes me nervous thinking I could have someone like this as a doctor. Dude sounds like a serial killer.

    • @jacobbellamy7640
      @jacobbellamy7640 2 роки тому +384

      He could also be claiming to have a PhD. I do actually have one but I think id be pretty reluctant to add that to my dating profile or mention it early on just in case they immediately start thinking I might be a compulsive liar.

    • @adj789
      @adj789 2 роки тому +28

      oh no

    • @smoocharoo
      @smoocharoo 2 роки тому +328

      @@jacobbellamy7640 oh for sure. I get this one a lot at work: "I'm a doctor."
      "Oh, in what?"
      "English..."
      Typically when arguing about meds lol. Not saying all doctors are assholes or anything, just that it's definitely believable

  • @panther189_
    @panther189_ Рік тому +20

    If he just said "ok i understand" after she cancelled the date he mightve got a 2nd chance down the line🤣sadly hes to crazy

    • @corncobbob2326
      @corncobbob2326 Рік тому

      how do u know for a fact? don't get me wrong that would be better than what he did here. it's just that sometimes that second chance doesn't happen. so how do you know for sure? and how do you secure it?

    • @panther189_
      @panther189_ Рік тому +4

      @@corncobbob2326 well i said "might've" . as for him trying to get a 2nd chance he should just lay low for a minute & accept the fact she doesn't wanna go on a date. Then go back to doing everything she liked about him prior to his fuck up. The fact that she kept messaging him back tells me she wouldve stayed in contact with him if he didnt keep fucking up

  • @richardsaid973
    @richardsaid973 4 місяці тому +3

    "I'm a doctor my brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person"
    Are you sure about that 😂

  • @ililililil8385
    @ililililil8385 2 роки тому +1649

    Pro tip: When a dude asks that and says it's a joke RIGHT after he gets the wrong reaction, it's 100% not a joke. Dude spilled all his skill points in medical science leaving none for charm or charisma.

    • @zedaf872
      @zedaf872 2 роки тому +16

      Haha fallout

    • @hexational3028
      @hexational3028 2 роки тому +105

      he chose the worst dialogue options

    • @RabRabNZ
      @RabRabNZ 2 роки тому

      i dont want this munter doing any sort of medical procedures on anyone let alone a woman

    • @Rahat-tw8vg
      @Rahat-tw8vg 2 роки тому +64

      If he's actually a doctor that is

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 2 роки тому +44

      Dr could be a lie though, that's what narcissists do.

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 2 роки тому +7811

    This guy was talking down to a woman over her not getting a “joke”, yet his brain is getting utterly scrambled in response to silence.

    • @SnobySnowProd333
      @SnobySnowProd333 2 роки тому +38

      yea like we get it’s a joke but not a big deal to get worked up over a person not getting how the joke was funny

    • @thehale_
      @thehale_ 2 роки тому +341

      @@SnobySnowProd333 He probably wasn’t even joking though lmao

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda 2 роки тому

      @@thehale_ Probably not. He probably thought it was a totally good way to decide if he needed to slip a condom in his wallet for the date.

    • @isaacbuiltdifferentRL
      @isaacbuiltdifferentRL 2 роки тому +4

      @@thehale_ he’s agreeing with the original comment

    • @friedpotato6037
      @friedpotato6037 2 роки тому +20

      @@isaacbuiltdifferentRL and his just stating faxx

  • @AmericanAmy
    @AmericanAmy Рік тому +8

    Wow, it’s important to speak about birth control before one has sexual relations with another. However, this should not come up on the first date and it damn sure should not come up before the first date ever happens.

  • @havinghope6315
    @havinghope6315 Місяць тому +2

    When he said he was being "messed with" that got me 😡😡😡😡 She was 100% clear as to how she felt and what she was going to do.

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 10 днів тому

      I would have replied to him with this kind of response: 😂😂😂

  • @HinanaweedTeshno
    @HinanaweedTeshno Рік тому +1958

    "Don't take no for an answer" is easily the most toxic pick-up artist lesson they teach. Sorry but once a potential date has said no, that's final. This isn't a fucking Hallmark movie where you can keep pushing and eventually win them over, that shit comes off rapey and murdery far far sooner before it comes off charming and cute.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +1

      Swear to Christ, Hallmark movies are just traditionalist conservative propaganda.

    • @localmemedealerinyourarea497
      @localmemedealerinyourarea497 Рік тому +27

      Amen brother

    • @MakaylaHatesYou
      @MakaylaHatesYou Рік тому +73

      To be fair, I was definitely going down that path of toxicity by trying to win people over and it definitely wasn't as romantic as I thought it was, it was creepy and abusive. I'm so glad that I realized that now and I changed. No definitely means no, not "try harder".

    • @kereal2591
      @kereal2591 Рік тому +7

      I disagree my parants got married after my mom said no multiple times, but my dad kept pushing to finally win a date, and actually meet her properly. They are now happily married for 15 years already, so being persistent is good sometimes.

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami Рік тому +119

      @@kereal2591 exceptions aren't the rule

  • @BamitzSam711
    @BamitzSam711 2 роки тому +4409

    As someone who worked for a Doctor, here's a real quick reason why you can tell this man is NOT a doctor... Any doctor who is able to secure a night off of work for a date that gets canceled, doesn't whine like a literal 12 year old. He fist pumps the air and is excited for a full nights sleep without having to be on call.

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage Рік тому +454

      Oh he’s definitely a doctor. Just like he definitely had two girls double booked on the same night 😂

    • @Cipher_Paul
      @Cipher_Paul Рік тому +29

      Yeah, I guess it must be like that 😂

    • @antonionotbanderas9775
      @antonionotbanderas9775 Рік тому +1

      @@wil.d_sage Just like his mom died recently 👍 ok dude

    • @in_sun4746
      @in_sun4746 Рік тому

      If he is a doctor then he's probably got a phd in some random bullshit

    • @invisibleman7971
      @invisibleman7971 Рік тому +17

      Facts

  • @custardpup6385
    @custardpup6385 Рік тому +23

    She was far more generous with him than I would've been by gracing him with actual responses. I have absolutely no patience with unstable people like this who give me the biggest red flags when I hardly know them, I would;ve just called him an embarassment and blocked him. That being said, I'm glad he was exposed for the lunatic he is.

  • @TheWahab2002
    @TheWahab2002 Рік тому +5

    I love how the thumbnail is just Charlie insinuating that he is the man that will never get a date

  • @HaloJumper7
    @HaloJumper7 2 роки тому +4173

    His self-awareness levels are through the roof. What a Chad Sigma Doctor.

  • @Anonymous-bi5pv
    @Anonymous-bi5pv 2 роки тому +5397

    This is the same type of guy who would call anyone who dares to show a woman some basic human decency a "simp", and call someone "based" for committing domestic violence

    • @istealkids1388
      @istealkids1388 2 роки тому +29

      what does "based" mean?

    • @Muffindolphin
      @Muffindolphin 2 роки тому +267

      @@istealkids1388 Like the right thing to do

    • @lchiefbeefl4428
      @lchiefbeefl4428 2 роки тому +323

      @@istealkids1388 saying based to something is essentially you agreeing with that statement and saying that it's true/good

    • @WayoftheFerret
      @WayoftheFerret 2 роки тому +128

      @@lchiefbeefl4428 That's not what it actually means, but that's how people have ended up using it, unfortunately.

    • @sir-reynauld-the-kleptomaniac
      @sir-reynauld-the-kleptomaniac 2 роки тому +86

      @@istealkids1388 based tends to change meaning based on application… For most instances it’s used to consider a way of thinking as “sound” regardless of whether it is conventional or not…

  • @boa-cn1hu
    @boa-cn1hu 9 місяців тому +2

    The evolution of the room is insane

  • @unmercy
    @unmercy 2 місяці тому +1

    delicious analysis, great work man! :)

  • @Fluck_Flutch
    @Fluck_Flutch 2 роки тому +1450

    I never understood the whole "im going to act like a complete asshole now simply cuz you don't want to be with me" personality. Like all they're doing is digging themselves a deeper grave. I've never once in my life seen someone go back with a person after recieving messages like these

    • @tarotsushima3332
      @tarotsushima3332 2 роки тому +186

      It's the sour grapes mentality. They probably think acting like you suddenly aren't worth their time would make whatever girl they're failing to impress change her mind since they're such a 'hot commodity'

    • @if7723
      @if7723 2 роки тому

      @@tarotsushima3332 I mean, if that's the game plan you better be hot as fuck and doing it in person. You've gotta be able to ooze fuckability to try this last ditch effort of attraction.

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому +3

      Dont read my name..😑

    • @Nicolae_Mew
      @Nicolae_Mew 2 роки тому +112

      It's possible that this is narcissism at work. One of their signature traits is not being able to handle rejection because it leaves them feeling powerless. A lot of these types of people were traumatized as children and felt powerless at the hands of their abuser(s), so anything that makes them feel that way in the present (rejection, being ignored, losing) can trigger an episode of rage.

    • @jerichojones2722
      @jerichojones2722 2 роки тому +55

      imo, the best skill you can develop is learning to accept rejection with grace.

  • @nikosloucas118
    @nikosloucas118 2 роки тому +1777

    If this guy is like this when someone says no to a date. Then imagine what he does when someone says no to sex

    • @arie6523
      @arie6523 2 роки тому +310

      No way he’s gotten that far

    • @ShadowSkyX
      @ShadowSkyX 2 роки тому +40

      What if he was going to insist the date end with sex?

    • @dukeoflemonade
      @dukeoflemonade 2 роки тому

      Your loss, I was actually planning on having sex with this other girl so I'm glad you went all psycho...
      Please?

    • @rubyruby7573
      @rubyruby7573 2 роки тому

      It's Called Sexual Assault And I'm All For It Sienna Mae Gomez Simply Found The WRONG Victim And Online Dating Sites Have Too Many High Standards Rape Is One Hell of An Ice Breaker In The State of Maryland

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 2 роки тому +19

      Eww 😖

  • @wazleyy
    @wazleyy 10 місяців тому +3

    I’m in physical pain

  • @apartmentd5305
    @apartmentd5305 10 місяців тому

    I love that Charlie put chapters in this video it’s the most effort I’ve ever seen him put into a video

  • @toorunedo2464
    @toorunedo2464 2 роки тому +428

    This is what you call “Maidenless behaviour” right here.

    • @rajn8872
      @rajn8872 2 роки тому

      Seems like she won't be his dong eater on wednesday

    • @vallenthedragon8411
      @vallenthedragon8411 2 роки тому +2

      *wheeze*

    • @joshmay2944
      @joshmay2944 2 роки тому +6

      Ohhhhhh Elden Ring!

    • @vallenthedragon8411
      @vallenthedragon8411 2 роки тому +5

      Can you really call it "maidenless behavior" if he's basically the antimaiden?
      (But for real though, 100% going to end up ether kidnapping someone, being the abuser in a abusive relationship, or dies alone. Take bets boys)

    • @sculptorofdreams6428
      @sculptorofdreams6428 2 роки тому +2

      Cringe video game writing

  • @andrewodinson3726
    @andrewodinson3726 2 роки тому +306

    "Glad you decided to be a psycho"- man who sent 5 straight messages after being rejected for asking about birth control before the first date

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED 2 роки тому +3

      That guy is actually so weird

  • @Niko-618
    @Niko-618 4 місяці тому +2

    I love your content man keep it pushing 🔥🔥🔥

  • @domelliott-xy3hg
    @domelliott-xy3hg 3 місяці тому +1

    My tinder go to is “is this when I propose?” has a 80% reply rate after that you just gotta keep cooking 😭

  • @t3nchy
    @t3nchy 2 роки тому +3357

    If this dude were actually a doctor, his persistence might actually help him save so many lives.

    • @adolphgracius9996
      @adolphgracius9996 2 роки тому +403

      For real, he will be busting into the funeral and try to revive the cadaver

    • @bruh5991
      @bruh5991 2 роки тому +219

      For real, he will be resurrecting dead dudes through the power of denial

    • @itemushmush
      @itemushmush 2 роки тому +65

      only if he wants to date them!

    • @TensePeacock
      @TensePeacock 2 роки тому +120

      But first he'd have to check if they're willing to meet on Wednesday

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 2 роки тому +37

      "So, you were sent here for an amputation?"
      "No, I'm here because --"
      *Starts chainsaw*

  • @Gra3ious
    @Gra3ious 2 роки тому +833

    “No” is one of the oldest, shortest words in the English language yet it still requires the most amount of thought

    • @teejaygibson4315
      @teejaygibson4315 2 роки тому +66

      And the most amount of explanation

    • @danitho
      @danitho Рік тому +4

      Thank you!

    • @benitomussolini7436
      @benitomussolini7436 Рік тому +3

      Corny

    • @zmvpxog
      @zmvpxog Рік тому +2

      How about just "N"

    • @Cipher_Paul
      @Cipher_Paul Рік тому +3

      Ah... Philosophy is beautiful.
      Questioning the very definition of the most fundamental words of human language 😂

  • @jojoversus1100
    @jojoversus1100 Рік тому

    Dude when you started describing his text rant I laughed so hard my sides hurt

  • @jamesholland5139
    @jamesholland5139 9 місяців тому

    Bro you some good as merch, love the sweater

  • @peterpiper1439
    @peterpiper1439 2 роки тому +689

    Luckily he made “the joke” before the date, they really dodged a bullet…

    • @rainydaze1313
      @rainydaze1313 2 роки тому +4

      I know, a decent amount of people are okay with having sex with someone they just met, but not everyone is, & he just assumes she’s going to. He probably would of held an even bigger grudge on someone who didn’t get the warning, goes on the date, & doesn’t want to have sex with him.

  • @pl4gued0ct0r
    @pl4gued0ct0r 2 роки тому +1963

    I'm glad that Charlie went on that slight rant about the importance of no. It's a shame that some people actually have to be told to take no for an answer instead of just accepting and moving on before it makes things worse.

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 2 роки тому +142

      Yeah honestly it's not that unreasonable to just respond with "aight fair" after somebody cancels something or tells you no. Seems like a pretty common courtesy

    • @jimblesgaming7372
      @jimblesgaming7372 2 роки тому

      Yea yup uh uh sure

    • @Purpleturtlehurtler
      @Purpleturtlehurtler 2 роки тому +1

      @M ha! I'm an American who already likes Soccer so I guess we're well on the way.

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 2 роки тому +103

      They take no as a personal attack. Some people won't like you and that's okay. You will do something silly and it will be a deal breaker for them and that's fine. We are all different and we all like different things.
      These guys should treat women how they treat men/masculine people. With respect.

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 2 роки тому +15

      Exaaaactly. This is what we mean by men doing their bit. Hopefully he makes a good impression on someone who needs it.

  • @Shadow_Microwaive
    @Shadow_Microwaive 7 місяців тому

    1:36
    what a fantastic opening to a conversation

  • @doctorgamer9272
    @doctorgamer9272 5 місяців тому +3

    What subreddit does he explore? I need to find it so I can laugh on the daily

  • @alyseyer6366
    @alyseyer6366 Рік тому +2703

    For those who may be confused as to why this is not a good question to ask: inquiring if she’s on birth control insinuates that you’re planning on having sex with her. And that you’re only asking to see if you can get away with not using a condom. Which is a big yikes to women. She was probably thinking that he was only going on a date with her so that he could get in her pants afterwards and that’s all that he was looking forward to, and so she panicked and called it off.

    • @HayleeFox15
      @HayleeFox15 Рік тому +629

      That birth control question was super disgusting 😭🤢 i would have immediately blocked him lol

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 Рік тому +1

      Deadass. Even if she was on birth control you should still use condoms with one night stands

    • @jemmabean
      @jemmabean Рік тому +455

      I really hope noone needed that explained

    • @alyseyer6366
      @alyseyer6366 Рік тому +360

      @@jemmabean seen some people in the replies saying she overreacted and he was just curious so there was nothing bad about it

    • @jemmabean
      @jemmabean Рік тому +219

      @@alyseyer6366 oof size: titanic

  • @leightonrud66
    @leightonrud66 2 роки тому +791

    So satisfying him being ignored, and reading his further decline into madness is gold

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому +6

      ikr.

    • @allisonmiller3669
      @allisonmiller3669 2 роки тому +39

      Right lmao the steam coming out of his ears probly blew his fedora right off his head lmao

    • @survivor8518
      @survivor8518 2 роки тому +1

      @@allisonmiller3669 this is the funniest comment i’ve ever seen

  • @teekswastaken6279
    @teekswastaken6279 7 місяців тому

    These are so hard to watch yet I cannot stop

  • @GxdMadeYouHomie77
    @GxdMadeYouHomie77 10 місяців тому +1

    The room has made it a long way.

  • @TrippyScarecrow
    @TrippyScarecrow 2 роки тому +659

    I'm bad with online dating because I just never really know what to say, but I sure as hell know what NOT to say, and this is definitely it

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому

      Dont read my name.😑

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 2 роки тому +26

      @@GriffinZambia I won’t.

    • @jw9099
      @jw9099 2 роки тому +3

      You should try my ex. Either way you're wrong.

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 2 роки тому +3

      @@jw9099 You just described perfectly all the reasons I don't get into dating.

    • @soniab9583
      @soniab9583 2 роки тому

      @@jw9099 😂 we all experienced someone like this then? He’d always be the most stressful thing in my life at the time. Felt like walking on egg shells around him.

  • @PointlessWithAOne
    @PointlessWithAOne 2 роки тому +1931

    Charlie makes online dating sound like a competitive esport.

  • @HawkinaBox
    @HawkinaBox 10 місяців тому +1

    LMAO "My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours."

  • @nvw2978
    @nvw2978 Місяць тому

    Yup I can confirm. Come across many creepy guys like this, going 0-60 in 5 mins, then they get nasty and abusive when you try to let them down lightly and get the hell out. Never been a rude person but with the extreme psychos you’ve just got to be brutally honest.

  • @fartinfpooping8801
    @fartinfpooping8801 2 роки тому +669

    I love how quickly he's trying to deploy and all these different manipulation tactics in one conversation. It's like he's been studying how to gaslight but is failing so miserably. Flexing his career, accusing the other of being rude and sensitive, even attempting the ancient technique: "my mom died" oldest trick in the book... what a trainwreck.

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому +1

      Dont read my name.😑

    • @quimbus_bingley
      @quimbus_bingley 2 роки тому +9

      @Drew Scrivers goteem

    • @shagarumedic
      @shagarumedic 2 роки тому +20

      It says “don’t read profile photo”
      Don’t let my sacrifice be in vain guys

    • @bonfist7277
      @bonfist7277 2 роки тому +11

      Imagine he killed his mom so that he could say that and not lie lol

    • @wil.d_sage
      @wil.d_sage Рік тому

      I can’t believe he pulled the “my mom died” card but didn’t even think the pull the “my brother typed this” card. Rookie mistake

  • @thatmaninthevan3858
    @thatmaninthevan3858 2 роки тому +396

    The classic “thank god you cancelled” immediately into a “but would you change your mind?”

    • @MbitaChizi
      @MbitaChizi 2 роки тому +2

      Dont read my name..😑

    • @richardbottom9843
      @richardbottom9843 2 роки тому +16

      @@MbitaChizi wtf is up with you 2 bots

    • @ShinyFood
      @ShinyFood 2 роки тому

      @@richardbottom9843 ikr so fucking annoying

    • @AshenDemon
      @AshenDemon 2 роки тому +6

      @Pristiano Penaldo I'm about to mass report all your videos bot.

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 2 роки тому +1

      It has super big, "it would be super gay if we kissed. Unless?" - vibes

  • @mc0335
    @mc0335 5 місяців тому

    Not being good with girls like being really nervous this helped a lot Charlie thanks

  • @KriticalKraken
    @KriticalKraken 9 місяців тому +2

    I like how Charlie segmented the video in the man's phases

  • @hemanthemighty6523
    @hemanthemighty6523 Рік тому +454

    "My mom just died I'm not in the best place mentally" soooo that means it's probably not a good idea to date you, right ?

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 Рік тому +61

      “And it definitely means you shouldn’t even be trying to date and you first should overcome your grief and get in a better place mentally, right?”

    • @missyelliot6237
      @missyelliot6237 Рік тому +7

      I’d just say the dates back on & stand him up. He’s so annoying.

    • @CodPatrol
      @CodPatrol Рік тому

      @@missyelliot6237 and then you get a visit from him and you instantly regret acting superior 😴

    • @CodPatrol
      @CodPatrol Рік тому

      @@muhelectionwasstolen7253 that’s your excuse for your behaviour mocking his mother 🤣🤣

    • @psycless
      @psycless Рік тому

      @Muh Election was stolen whats the first hardest?

  • @KazmirRunik
    @KazmirRunik 2 роки тому +131

    I love that joke where you just ask if someone's on birth control.

    • @thedidster4547
      @thedidster4547 2 роки тому +48

      that one’s a real knee slapper, never has failed me so far.

    • @ChopsManyon
      @ChopsManyon 2 роки тому +50

      It's a classic, I remember when my grandpa first told me that one.

    • @EpicBoss-
      @EpicBoss- 2 роки тому +45

      He forgot the rest of the joke :"Hey, are you on birth control? Because I'm on girth control. (I have erectile disfunction)"

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 2 роки тому

      @@EpicBoss- it's still a joke sadly. he won't be able to do that, he has brain dysfunction

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 2 роки тому

      same almost as good as sending somone a picture of their own house with a thr3@t3ning message.......the classics.

  • @asherandersen2729
    @asherandersen2729 Рік тому +2

    I did not know this level of desperation could be achieved

    • @FailingProject185
      @FailingProject185 9 місяців тому +1

      I have borderline personality disorder , I am much worse than this dude . I'm literally using medicines to get over breakup . It's very sad .

  • @jonathanzoellick8602
    @jonathanzoellick8602 5 місяців тому +2

    Charlie kills me with his sarcastic commentary, it's golden 😅😅

  • @livingcorpse5664
    @livingcorpse5664 2 роки тому +137

    "You're overreacting"
    says the guy who sends a wall of text.

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому

      Dont read my name..😑

    • @abathtub1411
      @abathtub1411 2 роки тому +18

      "you decided to be a psycho"
      he says in the middle of a wall of text.

    • @ernestareheart4238
      @ernestareheart4238 2 роки тому

      But remember...she is the psycho one for not being able to easily get over that totally inappropriate question that was thinly veiled as a joke. His inability to marginalize and downplay the question as humor must've been the catalyst for her overreacting. And of course, the absolute epitome of crazy bitch alert, was when she didn't take the bait after he was kind enough to tell her at which point in the situation she was allowed to get pissed off at. How could she possibly do anything but throw flowers at this man's feet?

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality 2 роки тому +4

      If i was her i would be worried for my safety tbqh, hes unrelenting, he sounds like he wants to show up at her work place to try to convince her

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 2 роки тому +1029

    Her response to his first text and the fact that she said "jokes" implies this is not the first conversation they had that made her decide to cancel, which really makes me wonder what the hell they were talking about before.

    • @_.-_Crimpy-_..-.
      @_.-_Crimpy-_..-. 2 роки тому +186

      It was probably going fairly normal up to that point. She hadn’t cancelled yet. Kinda good he did that though as it saved her a lot of time. Silver lining.

    • @tonyhinderman
      @tonyhinderman 2 роки тому +75

      Its the Ok, for me. I feel like she was already on the line abt the date and he just pushed it over with that Birth control inquiry

    • @TheElusiveReality
      @TheElusiveReality 2 роки тому +103

      She was probably trying to be normal and he kept bringing up weird invasive questions in bad contexts, thats the typical thing these kinds of guys do

    • @andrewnaranjo6514
      @andrewnaranjo6514 2 роки тому +5

      Tbh most girls take forever to notice the bad signs. He was probably a weirdo from the beginning but she was gullible asf and gave him a chance and now here we are

    • @_.-_Crimpy-_..-.
      @_.-_Crimpy-_..-. 2 роки тому +89

      @@x7962 You never ask a woman if she’s on birth control before a date though even if it is a joke. You only ask that if she is the one who suggests that you’re going to have sex. I think he just assumed that he’d get laid like a jackass.

  • @adebolaosimuwa120
    @adebolaosimuwa120 9 місяців тому +1

    As the type of guy that probably would have tried that kind of joke, I'd have just accepted the cancellation and asked if she'd like me to delete her number.

    • @BigCoomer1928
      @BigCoomer1928 9 місяців тому

      Sure, but you wouldn't go for the fucking sixth-dip I mean holy god, it's not even the first joke. Sure it wasn't that funny but HE KEPT GOING, guy in video is compensating for something by going on for so long.

    • @Atlas718
      @Atlas718 8 місяців тому +1

      If he just accepted the rejection then it would have been fine in my book. Joke or no joke.
      Wouldn't really shame someone for asking questions or trying to establish how they would like things to go, the problem happens when they try to force things to go that route. If he was like ''Hey I wanna bang are you on birth control?'' and after the rejection he was like ''Okay, gooday'' then I wouldn't really say it would be bad.

  • @thequadrangle1259
    @thequadrangle1259 10 місяців тому

    Yo this one made me laugh cry bro haha didn’t know that was a thing.. thanks for the boost of confidence

  • @pigpig252
    @pigpig252 Рік тому +253

    The idea that an actual doctor would say the words “my brain thinks at a higher level than yours” is hilarious to me

    • @Cipher_Paul
      @Cipher_Paul Рік тому +7

      Let's just hope he isn't a neurologist 😂

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Рік тому

      After blatantly lying about his double date and mother you really just take this guy's word that he's an actual doctor?
      I mean he immediately flexed his income to appeal to her materialism, cause you know damn well that's what girls are all about in this guy's head, so I really wouldn't be surprised if this guy just lied about his profession to make himself look more desirable.

    • @pigpig252
      @pigpig252 Рік тому +6

      @@ginogatash4030 Oh definitely, I don't believe him, I just find the lie so ridiculous it's funny

    • @cardinalrule6810
      @cardinalrule6810 10 місяців тому

      A lot of doctors legitimately think they're smarter than the rest of us. They have a superiority complex

    • @BillyLoomis-or4nm
      @BillyLoomis-or4nm 6 місяців тому

      @@pigpig252 LMFAO In this show Puppets Who Kill a old comedy low budget One of them lied about being a doctor to get laid.

  • @Mexican_Guy.
    @Mexican_Guy. 2 роки тому +1751

    I usually think I suck at getting girls and that I will never get a girlfriend. I must remember that I will never be as bad as that organism.
    Thank you Charlie for lifting up my spirit and confidence.

    • @GriffinZambia
      @GriffinZambia 2 роки тому

      Dont read my name.😑

    • @Mexican_Guy.
      @Mexican_Guy. 2 роки тому +183

      @@GriffinZambia Don’t be a bot.

    • @SaraphDarklaw
      @SaraphDarklaw 2 роки тому +8

      Sharpido is underrated.

    • @Lamb666
      @Lamb666 2 роки тому +18

      Just a step below isn’t much better though.

    • @Floaty8008
      @Floaty8008 2 роки тому +2

      @@Lamb666 true

  • @woodenaiden2054
    @woodenaiden2054 24 дні тому +1

    I find it hilarious that the thumbnail of this video is literally just a frame of Charlie, it’s as if he’s saying he’s the guy who won’t get a date.

  • @rhinoman1984
    @rhinoman1984 5 місяців тому

    I've only gotten 1 response from my Tinder profile this entire year. Listening to this makes me feel better.