Most Desperate Man Ever

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  • @thebluerosenicky
    @thebluerosenicky 2 роки тому +9116

    "Hey there Delila, I'm standing outside your window." immediate chart topper.

    • @noahporkchop
      @noahporkchop 2 роки тому +128

      gonna stay there longer than old town road

    • @suprememeek1635
      @suprememeek1635 2 роки тому +56

      That was a perfect joke

    • @DanSolow
      @DanSolow 2 роки тому +212

      "Hey there Delila, it looks nice inside that shower" 😟

    • @hypno6944
      @hypno6944 2 роки тому +8

      @@DanSolow inside *

    • @DanSolow
      @DanSolow 2 роки тому +9

      @@hypno6944 That works!

  • @takeaholiday
    @takeaholiday 2 роки тому +7716

    “So anyways I blocked him.”
    “Nice guy loses again, god dammit.”
    That pushed me over the edge for some reason, I giggled for like five minutes.

    • @jackmiller335
      @jackmiller335 2 роки тому +44

      I read this comment at that exact part of the video…

    • @RoyalestFort
      @RoyalestFort 2 роки тому

      "I love you girl, but I hate your man break his neck, break his dick, kick his shins ,clench my fists and make a wish"

    • @OIeka
      @OIeka 2 роки тому +16

      Same lol I got the hahas but I’m just in a silly goofy mood rn

    • @PTEC
      @PTEC 2 роки тому +27

      6:46

    • @timwest277
      @timwest277 2 роки тому +8

      LOL 😂 the " nice guy loses again, God damn it" part had me rolling of laughter!

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun Рік тому +1294

    Aside from just being creepy, I do have to say that "Congrats I suppose" is a pretty hilarious line to put in a love song.

    • @elozvyut
      @elozvyut 8 місяців тому +22

      Dude straight up tried to seem casual af

    • @silvercord2694
      @silvercord2694 8 місяців тому

      What can you expect from an idiotic creep.

    • @cowskii
      @cowskii 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@elozvyut lmao

    • @SA-ey6nt
      @SA-ey6nt 4 години тому

      That was what got to me too😂😂

  • @sarbnitrof4663
    @sarbnitrof4663 2 роки тому +1887

    I'm just supposed to believe he not only has a wife but he had to ask her permission to write this song *and* she let him write a thirst track for some stranger on twitter? Unreal. This man set the human race back 100,000 years.

    • @thedecafe1
      @thedecafe1 2 роки тому +14

      I’m just lol 😂

    • @anon1963
      @anon1963 Рік тому +28

      He just terminated his bloodline branch

    • @ashleywhitefield6076
      @ashleywhitefield6076 Рік тому +26

      Alright but....if you did in fact have to ask your wife for permission.....why do you feel the need to tell this? And if you didn't ask permission....why is that a flex to use to win this girl over??😂

    • @connormccloud5440
      @connormccloud5440 Рік тому +6

      Open relationships *do* exist sometimes. And occasionally they like to know when their partner is being open, lol. People are hecking weird sometimes.

    • @bloodyneptune
      @bloodyneptune Рік тому +26

      I have to assume she said "yeah, sure, whatever" while busy filling out divorce papers

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 роки тому +4474

    I have to imagine he sent this to every attractive Lauren on Twitter hoping it would work on one of them

    • @PaperHeartWF
      @PaperHeartWF 2 роки тому +12

      Love your videos!

    • @thetreeinthearea
      @thetreeinthearea 2 роки тому +69

      he will give up and just go for any lauren he sees

    • @1cedcoffee
      @1cedcoffee 2 роки тому +115

      nah he's probably going after any girl and just changing the name in the song accordingly

    • @THEBUNCLE
      @THEBUNCLE 2 роки тому +20

      Yknow he seems like he would send this to children aswell ._.

    • @yolenda_loves_to_sing
      @yolenda_loves_to_sing 2 роки тому +7

      @@1cedcoffee Exactly what I think.

  • @huiziyu9362
    @huiziyu9362 2 роки тому +9726

    I love how charlie has "most desperate man ever" as the title and just his face on the thumbnail.

    • @JoshTheHod
      @JoshTheHod 2 роки тому +334

      i legit thought this was gonna be a parody video and he was going to talk about himself. luckily we got something much better

    • @LolaTeFaitChier
      @LolaTeFaitChier 2 роки тому +61

      This comment is everything

    • @HHH-gr5od
      @HHH-gr5od 2 роки тому +8

      Good one

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂

    • @supersonic20091
      @supersonic20091 2 роки тому +11

      @@JoshTheHod he still talked about himself briefly at the beginning.

  • @cur1ouscatf1sh
    @cur1ouscatf1sh 2 роки тому +20040

    Free advice from a real woman: writing songs for a girl is cute when you’ve been dating a while. Writing songs for a girl as the first thing you send her ever is not cute

    • @oddperson8373
      @oddperson8373 2 роки тому +1322

      Makes you just seem like a stalker

    • @PERIDOTPIMP
      @PERIDOTPIMP 2 роки тому +693

      water is wet

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 2 роки тому +305

      Yeah, at least get to know them first before shooting your shot

    • @kyusssskus2006
      @kyusssskus2006 2 роки тому +319

      @@PERIDOTPIMP mmm I beg to differ

    • @imcritonium
      @imcritonium 2 роки тому +102

      Are you sure you’re real?

  • @Theninjasarecoming
    @Theninjasarecoming 2 роки тому +302

    "It gets worse"
    "She's not wrong"
    Is possibly the best cut I've seen this year

  • @Msis03
    @Msis03 2 роки тому +5684

    With how many instances of husbands murdering their wife and kids to “start new” with another woman to avoid divorce and paying child support…that line about what he’d do if she willed it adds a whole new level of creepiness, it’s actually chilling.

    • @brunobruno-c1d
      @brunobruno-c1d 2 роки тому +417

      the worst is, at best it means leaving his family like they dont even matter, at the drop of a hat
      so regardless its an ass thing to do, specially stupid since its for someone that the person doesnt even knows

    • @Msis03
      @Msis03 2 роки тому +177

      @@brunobruno-c1d oh yeah definitely, what I meant was a lot of people were interpreting it as him simply leaving the family, which is bad enough. But it felt even more ominous than that, and the fact that him leaving them at the drop of a hat may not be the worse case scenario 😬

    • @LuisCabrera-gc9ie
      @LuisCabrera-gc9ie 2 роки тому +118

      @@Msis03 Like Charlie said in the video, it's likely that this dude doesn't have a wife and only told her "You are the only person I sang and wrote a song about" as a flex. Hopefully we're right......

    • @Tattooineismycity
      @Tattooineismycity 2 роки тому +54

      Chris Watts

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 2 роки тому +70

      I honestly don't even know why he included that part.Did he really thought that would impress her?I mean, he probably thought "If I tell her that I'm willing to leave my wife for her, she'd totally put out for me", while she probably was "Eww what a fucking creep".I know some people are "turned on" when someone tells them that they're willing to leave their partners for them, but if someone actually told me that, I'd turn away and never look back

  • @LittleBigSmoak_
    @LittleBigSmoak_ 2 роки тому +4281

    6:05
    I cried, came, shat my pants, and then cried again listening to these life changing lyrics, truly charlie is a savant at this and should pursue a professional career as a lyricist.

    • @_will795
      @_will795 2 роки тому +27

      Try writing some of your own thoughts instead of regurgitating exactly the type of things Charlie says lmao

    • @MasonKohl23
      @MasonKohl23 2 роки тому

      @@AethersMusic my music will blow you

    • @AethersMusic
      @AethersMusic 2 роки тому +9

      @@MasonKohl23 i must listen

    • @LittleBigSmoak_
      @LittleBigSmoak_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@_will795 try getting some bitches, will.

    • @RequiemOfSolo
      @RequiemOfSolo 2 роки тому +255

      @@_will795 it's called being part of a community.. people usually say memes related to the creator. I doubt he says stuff like this everywhere else.

  • @Goat-on-a-Stick
    @Goat-on-a-Stick 2 роки тому +11051

    The guy writes songs like he's an AI.

    • @kindelderson9838
      @kindelderson9838 2 роки тому

      AI has better composition then this simp master general

    • @5omebody
      @5omebody 2 роки тому +359

      pretty sure an AI would do better tbh

    • @-The-Golden-God-
      @-The-Golden-God- 2 роки тому +93

      Sounds like an AI too

    • @baderhh9928
      @baderhh9928 2 роки тому +22

      DALL E user

    • @shanks8681
      @shanks8681 2 роки тому +20

      I hate to say it, but he sings way better than me😔

  • @castielzz
    @castielzz Рік тому +1746

    As a woman, if a man tells you he'd completely leave his wife and children for you that is the most unattractive thing ever.

    • @thethe4665
      @thethe4665 Рік тому +69

      Then the new woman thinks it won’t happen to her 😂😂😂

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 Рік тому +116

      Same energy as when cheaters leave their partners for the person they're cheating with. How tf do alarm bells not ring in your head?
      "He/she left their former partner for someone else. No I am his/her current partner. What's gonna happened to me now?"

    • @castielzz
      @castielzz Рік тому +57

      @@inquisitionagent9052 Right, like do you expect me to trust you?

    • @beafraid5467
      @beafraid5467 10 місяців тому +37

      It’s also wikd that he thinks it’s flattering for her to know that. Like nah bro, you use an idolized, imaginary version of me as an unhealthy coping mechanism for your failing marriage and drag me into your mess.

    • @isaiahromero9861
      @isaiahromero9861 10 місяців тому +12

      Unfortunately there are actually psychos out there who actually enjoy ruining relationships

  • @NPC1921
    @NPC1921 2 роки тому +16657

    At first I was confident in my sexuality, but after hearing Charlie's love song I'm on shaky ground

    • @720pLyrics
      @720pLyrics 2 роки тому +709

      you’re on thin ice buddy

    • @user-kz8bx9vl2w
      @user-kz8bx9vl2w 2 роки тому +16

      The titty chips line almost swung me

    • @Colecruzin
      @Colecruzin 2 роки тому +371

      This song feels like a fever it’s hard to believe a person with a pulse made this lmao

    • @SkankbumJerry
      @SkankbumJerry 2 роки тому +140

      @@Colecruzin I imagine this is what happens when a phycopath falls in love 😂

    • @Colecruzin
      @Colecruzin 2 роки тому +57

      @@SkankbumJerry he’s definitely unstable lol

  • @Cyanidell
    @Cyanidell 2 роки тому +4398

    charlie was SPOT ON when he said this song sounded more like a cry for help rather than a love song. this is some weird obsession type shit not love. if he thinks this is what love is im afraid for him and his whole family honestly

    • @Redleader-xf7yv
      @Redleader-xf7yv 2 роки тому +116

      @Beast 😈 x10 wtf is wrong with you

    • @alphaalex8821
      @alphaalex8821 2 роки тому +147

      @@Redleader-xf7yv It's a bot. Report and ignore.

    • @jsalsman
      @jsalsman 2 роки тому +15

      It seems more like a half-hearted attempt to get closure on a drunken flirtatious impulse to me.

    • @HairyJuan
      @HairyJuan 2 роки тому +28

      It kind of seems like he's in a manic episode

    • @Melancholy_Chill
      @Melancholy_Chill 2 роки тому +1

      His family is a fictional thing, thats that the man said

  • @variadi
    @variadi 2 роки тому +4352

    Charlie is literally breaking the speedrun record for finding the most desperate men in the world, let alone giving us, virgins advice at the same time to not be weird and creepy.

    • @Coookr
      @Coookr 2 роки тому +14

      anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???

    • @dynomite9524
      @dynomite9524 2 роки тому +67

      @@Coookr proof?

    • @gracekami4655
      @gracekami4655 2 роки тому +141

      @@dynomite9524
      Don't bother trying to reply. It's a spam account. They said the same thing in almost every comment. Best just ignore it.

    • @GravityButterfly
      @GravityButterfly 2 роки тому +59

      @@dynomite9524 that's a bot. Charlie never said that. It's like those weird bots that say their better than other youtubers.

    • @5679_
      @5679_ 2 роки тому

      UR WHITE 🤓🤓

  • @hoo7797
    @hoo7797 Рік тому +563

    I know that the *"I guess you're like razors of steel, with grace and zeal and sex appeal"* is supposed to mean he thinks she's strong and pretty, but the way it's arranged makes it sound like he thinks razors can be sexually gratifying

    • @DrNo64
      @DrNo64 10 місяців тому +16

      That's probably how he gets off

    • @StarburstPink04
      @StarburstPink04 9 місяців тому +14

      reading this as a rap verse goes hard

    • @julianaypll
      @julianaypll 6 місяців тому +4

      @@StarburstPink04BARS 🗣️💯

  • @SpookyJinx
    @SpookyJinx 2 роки тому +1398

    I think what he means by "Only you know what you could do to my wife, my beautiful children and comfortable life with a push of your will" is that by her showing some acceptance to his love requests he would drop his wife and kids to leave with her in an instant, devastating them emotionally.

    • @Coookr
      @Coookr 2 роки тому +6

      anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???

    • @hopelessromantic3786
      @hopelessromantic3786 2 роки тому +156

      @@Coookr no one remembers it because it didn't actually happen.

    • @DipermilkEditz
      @DipermilkEditz 2 роки тому +48

      @@Coookr yeah no chance pal.

    • @arvsta96
      @arvsta96 2 роки тому +54

      @@Coookr smartest alt account user right here

    • @user-bz6gh5ng2m
      @user-bz6gh5ng2m 2 роки тому +64

      @@Coookr I’ll humor you bro. Show me the video. Show me any evidence of the video. Show me anything even vaguely related to the existence of that video. I will look at it.

  • @auvecord
    @auvecord 2 роки тому +5407

    this song legit sounds like something you’d hear in a medieval tavern 💀

    • @adonysus
      @adonysus 2 роки тому +368

      bards everywhere are crying

    • @johnmiller8670
      @johnmiller8670 2 роки тому +104

      I was thinking the same thing 😂💀 I play too much Skyrim.

    • @easternrebel1061
      @easternrebel1061 2 роки тому +230

      Nah, old medeival songs were kinda catchy. This is just pure cringe.

    • @najah7781
      @najah7781 2 роки тому +52

      Not gonna lie as far as creepy guy songs go, this song kinda slaps

    • @ChampEown
      @ChampEown 2 роки тому

      Welp. Time to roll a desperate virgin bard

  • @xx-sof-xx
    @xx-sof-xx 2 роки тому +732

    A "nice guy" will be like: "I did this thing for you that you never asked for nor wanted, now im entitled to you utter devotion for all of eternity"

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 роки тому +8

      Reminds me of those kids that would paint numbers on your street and ask for pay except much much much worse

    • @autisticscreechling4950
      @autisticscreechling4950 2 роки тому +38

      And God help you if you refuse his romantic gesture.

    • @namelastname5391
      @namelastname5391 2 роки тому

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real that is an awesome husgle

    • @tgsachris
      @tgsachris 2 роки тому +4

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real I would just turn on my sprinklers "Get off my lawn!"

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 роки тому

      @@tgsachris what they would do is paint it while people are at work or sleeping and knock on the door saying some legal bs that nobody knows about in order to get the money

  • @Michael_Martin
    @Michael_Martin Рік тому +32

    I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “This Man Will Never Get A Date” or “Most Desperate Man Ever” and the thumbnail is just his face

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +9636

    I like how he resorted to “this is a fictional thing, not to be take literally thing” to save himself a little bit of dignity after doing that.

    • @DimDamDom.
      @DimDamDom. 2 роки тому +2

      👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

    • @unknownvariable9239
      @unknownvariable9239 2 роки тому +49

      Wow dude your gonna get 1K+ comments on this channel soon,

    • @claymore_900
      @claymore_900 2 роки тому

      @UCz59miWtFlW6EUgUO0f80qw goated

    • @claymore_900
      @claymore_900 2 роки тому +4

      that lyric is so cringe tho

    • @tyunpeters3170
      @tyunpeters3170 2 роки тому +6

      He did begin by saying they'll probaly never meet

  • @ispentalldayatYT
    @ispentalldayatYT 2 роки тому +3504

    This guy said that his wife never had a song written about her, he never wrote a song about her? His wife? The woman whom he had kids with?
    But he saw this random woman on twitter and decided that "yeah sure I'll write one about her, AND just to add salt on the wound, I'll also ask my wife for permission!"
    Yeah whether this wife is real or not she should leave.
    Edit: yeah I said what I said, his imaginary wife should leave him.

    • @gangstaflamingo
      @gangstaflamingo 2 роки тому +1

      He’s

    • @337x
      @337x 2 роки тому +101

      @@gangstaflamingo His

    • @zabdielnevares5281
      @zabdielnevares5281 2 роки тому

      @@gangstaflamingo mf really corrected with the wrong his 💀💀

    • @coyote4326
      @coyote4326 2 роки тому +16

      What makes you assume that just because he has a wife he had kids with her?

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 2 роки тому +209

      ​@@coyote4326 he mentions his kids in the song

  • @ANDYDLNY
    @ANDYDLNY 2 роки тому +1990

    The charts better watch out, this man’s going to go platinum any day now

    • @definecapps
      @definecapps 2 роки тому +16

      already has and is

    • @axelmontalban6270
      @axelmontalban6270 2 роки тому +17

      Imagine if trolls somehow push this to be number one and she has to hear that song over and over again like dogecoin

    • @charliesawyer7631
      @charliesawyer7631 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah a platinum jailcell

    • @jimbofergus
      @jimbofergus 2 роки тому +6

      Congrats, I suppose.

    • @jeremywilliams8926
      @jeremywilliams8926 2 роки тому

      They say he is the songbird for this generation

  • @zobugz
    @zobugz Рік тому +156

    charlie just dropping a grateful dead song thinking we wouldn't notice

  • @SkyquakeMusic
    @SkyquakeMusic 2 роки тому +2675

    I like how he did the kind of harmonies you'd hear in like an English folk song or something from the 60s, which you don't hear too often. It would be refreshing to see that return in modern music, but unfortunately it was sung by what I can only assume is a howling walrus.

    • @poopybuttguy5523
      @poopybuttguy5523 2 роки тому +164

      A howling walrus would have been adorable ngl

    • @aaclovern9804
      @aaclovern9804 2 роки тому +159

      So sad seeing all this talent go into making random people uncomfortable. What a weirdo

    • @kratostwin20
      @kratostwin20 2 роки тому +6

      Johnny Cash and folk type music had their place, the past. And they should remain there.

    • @kevinthefabulous1118
      @kevinthefabulous1118 2 роки тому +1

      It literally sounds like a Kingston trio song

    • @boomerkobold3943
      @boomerkobold3943 2 роки тому +87

      @@kratostwin20 ok clown 🤡

  • @simonpegelow3230
    @simonpegelow3230 2 роки тому +67

    the ”yeaaaaaa yeeeaahh” at 6:25 was actually really good

  • @mimickingreality
    @mimickingreality 2 роки тому +622

    I imagine if she got a restraining order against him he would send her a song titled “You can’t restrain my heart”

    • @psychopompous489
      @psychopompous489 2 роки тому +28

      "The only arrest I know is cardiac"

    • @Coookr
      @Coookr 2 роки тому

      anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???

    • @thedudefromrobloxx
      @thedudefromrobloxx 2 роки тому +2

      Dont restrain my heart, my achy brakey heart

    • @demonkg5640
      @demonkg5640 2 роки тому

      You’re a legend for that comment

    • @UserDude
      @UserDude 2 роки тому

      think I just came a little in my panties just reading this comment... 🔥oofy woofy 🔥

  • @tatespaulding4558
    @tatespaulding4558 Рік тому +45

    I did this in middle school in like 7th grade. Except I didn’t write the song, I went out of my way to try and learn a country love song, even though I absolutely despise country music with everything in me. Thankfully one of my friends stopped me before I actually crossed the point of no return and sent a video of it to her. Friends really are there for you when you need them most.

  • @Johnnywalkeryo
    @Johnnywalkeryo 2 роки тому +7655

    The titles never fail to make me click. Congrats not many people have mastered the ability of such brilliant titles, short and to the point. *chefs kiss*

  • @itsinugami
    @itsinugami 2 роки тому +572

    Sad thing is: There was actual production behind this creepy ass song. Like this man sat down and edited this thing, cleaned the vocals up after recording, and put effort behind making this creepy ass song of his into an actual thing and did not once think, "Yeah, I am being a weirdo."

    • @creasedhorizon8931
      @creasedhorizon8931 2 роки тому +46

      Some people lack self-awareness

    • @wahabmp3
      @wahabmp3 2 роки тому +67

      there was even like bass and higher acapella at some points to emphasize. idk if he got someone else to sing that part or if he did it himself but damn 😭

    • @kydsofkush
      @kydsofkush 2 роки тому +3

      Adding things to you saying words, does not production make.
      Agreed, on the point that there were too many levels to go through, for this to have ever left someone's brain. But there was no actual production behind this. Even a bedroom producer would come up with a better sounding mix than that.
      This is what happens when you give the artist "Complete artistic freedom"
      Just kidding, but kinda not. Love you!

    • @nagyerik845
      @nagyerik845 2 роки тому +1

      @@kydsofkush Love you too

    • @spectralanalysis
      @spectralanalysis 2 роки тому +12

      @@creasedhorizon8931 Some? You UNDERESTIMATE how many people lack this, *especially* men.

  • @suncmi
    @suncmi 2 роки тому +1021

    The fact that this man claims he is married while also casually asking his wife to flirt with another women using a cheaply made music video is amazing

    • @mpeckablebass
      @mpeckablebass 2 роки тому +76

      I love that it also implies he thinks his song would cause her to uncontrollably destroy his relationship with his (alleged) wife/kids to be with him because it's JUST THAT GOOD.

    • @LeafBoye
      @LeafBoye 2 роки тому

      LEEEAF

    • @natasrules
      @natasrules 2 роки тому +17

      @Beast 😈 x10 its been only one day bruh..

    • @positivequakes599
      @positivequakes599 2 роки тому +4

      maybe his wife knew how bad he sings and thought this would be the perfect chance to stop him from watching the woman in the video

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 2 роки тому +1

      @@mpeckablebass I don’t think he actually wants to leave his wife. I think he just felt like writing a song.

  • @philippagrimoire5968
    @philippagrimoire5968 2 роки тому +152

    Your sarcasm is gold 😂
    I once had an ex satanist/born again Christian serenade me to his own version of some death metal tune he wrote on a guitar..complete with Cookie Monster voice over during the chorus of course 😂 What a charmer! Next day I heard him yelling my name while he stormed down my street at 10pm at night, not scaring me or the neighbours at all, demanding I come down and explain myself as to why I was talking to his best male buddy that day??
    I mean, who wouldn’t want to date that man?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 роки тому +14

      James Bond can eat his heart out, apparently. Mr. Screamer At 10pm is the real ladies' man

    • @weaponizedglitter69
      @weaponizedglitter69 Рік тому

      Wow. I'm dropping my panties at the thought

    • @micahrutland991
      @micahrutland991 Рік тому +10

      I'm a metalhead, and can't even defend this man's behavior.

    • @brianmcdonald7017
      @brianmcdonald7017 11 місяців тому +4

      That's quite the extreme mental split from Satanist to Christian. Homeboy is conflicted

    • @Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo
      @Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo 9 місяців тому

      How can any man compete with a man who can use hyper voice? Only hyper voice can ger you unlimited pussy!

  • @concorde3980
    @concorde3980 2 роки тому +1017

    If he's a troll, he has some serious potential.

  • @t4codude109
    @t4codude109 2 роки тому +297

    Every day, the term "Down horrendous" is taken to new levels.

  • @Crazdor
    @Crazdor 2 роки тому +849

    About the whole "What you could do to my wife, my kids, my comfortable life" thing... I think he was talking about the emotional damage it would do to his family if he left them for her. "Family" in quotes, of course.

    • @superluminalsquirrel9359
      @superluminalsquirrel9359 2 роки тому +25

      Why not actually just put family in quotes instead of repeating it and then putting it in quotes? Lol

    • @mastersword48
      @mastersword48 2 роки тому +8

      He's saying that he's willing to hand over the reigns of his whole life to her as long as they get to be together. Therefore he ends up being an extension of her will, a puppet to do her bidding with disregard to whatever else he built up in his life

    • @chrono4998
      @chrono4998 2 роки тому +6

      I took it as he would cheat on them with her.

    • @jarjarbinks6018
      @jarjarbinks6018 2 роки тому +21

      @Beast 😈 x10 reported for promoting terrorism

    • @brandonkortan2959
      @brandonkortan2959 2 роки тому +1

      I was gonna say I speak down horrendous-ese: homie was saying that only she knows the extent of the emotional damage she could put his wife and children through if she willed it to be.

  • @timwest277
    @timwest277 2 роки тому +44

    She look concerned and scared....I don't blame her at all.

  • @burgersquinn
    @burgersquinn 2 роки тому +2576

    I respect Charlie for calling out creepy weirdos consistently since I found him in like 2015 or whatever. he just does it more and more often and more articulately every time and it's hilarious content to boot. what a king.

    • @jeangray2135
      @jeangray2135 2 роки тому

      To the beach Tara karn karma tattoo on 2nd and 2nd one more each within a soccer tour it

    • @Coookr
      @Coookr 2 роки тому

      anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???

    • @alvemaster
      @alvemaster 2 роки тому +21

      @@Coookr I dont think that exists but ill happily let you point me in the right direction

    • @UppityKingJavi
      @UppityKingJavi 2 роки тому

      @@Coookr Nigga we don't give a fuck

    • @Soundsyouhearswithyourears
      @Soundsyouhearswithyourears 2 роки тому +1

      No one ever thinks how they got to be weird though. Maybe people always isolating them telling them they are weird

  • @ohcojo6603
    @ohcojo6603 2 роки тому +547

    I'd interpret the whole "only you know what you could do to my wife" part as, if Lauren wanted to she could put his wife thru alot of pain because this guy is willing to sacrifice his wife his children and comfortable life for her and its only Lauren's will that's keeping guys family together..

    • @vordjoncus
      @vordjoncus 2 роки тому +20

      Some kind of inverse Jolene nonsense.

    • @cv6442
      @cv6442 2 роки тому +12

      This is exactly how I took it as well. The fact that it sounds like he's discussing a mob hit is just a bonus! 😄

    • @dr.coomer789
      @dr.coomer789 2 роки тому

      Ok but does anyone remember the clip of penguinz0 saying “doo doo n***a balls?” How has that just not been addressed?

    • @cv6442
      @cv6442 2 роки тому +3

      @@dr.coomer789 I haven't heard about that... Is it from this same episode?

    • @pekka_lover_69
      @pekka_lover_69 2 роки тому

      @@dr.coomer789 I don't care. It's a word.

  • @3slicessenpai
    @3slicessenpai 2 роки тому +524

    "I'm a little confused about the meaning of these bars. But they are fire, though"
    This perfectly encapsulates me jamming to anime songs

    • @BlueJayz474
      @BlueJayz474 2 роки тому +7

      Agreed, don’t get the lyrics but enjoy everything else.

    • @imperiumVII
      @imperiumVII 2 роки тому +2

      And that's the power of the Monado

    • @mknight8272
      @mknight8272 2 роки тому +2

      @@imperiumVII I’m really feelin it!

    • @yozy-.
      @yozy-. 2 роки тому +9

      @@BlueJayz474 little do you know the song youve been listening too is titled "i hate ni"

    • @BlueJayz474
      @BlueJayz474 2 роки тому +2

      @@yozy-. uh oh

  • @Blayze_Charles_Official
    @Blayze_Charles_Official 2 роки тому +22

    Bro you never write the song when you first meet them. You write it after they break your heart, more relatable 😂

  • @Rexboi_71
    @Rexboi_71 2 роки тому +702

    So either this guy somehow actually has a wife and kids that he is willing to emotionally scar or he genuinely believes that saying he's willing to cheat and abandon his family on a whim somehow makes him attractive. Fucking baffling.

    • @sirbilliam3455
      @sirbilliam3455 2 роки тому +39

      Or this is some elaborate troll. Which is almost never the case sadly.

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 2 роки тому

      Oh please, as soon as I turned 18 all my dads friends were asking me to find them broke college pussy in exchange for paying their tuition. I am not surprised in the least

    • @philippagrimoire5968
      @philippagrimoire5968 2 роки тому +16

      Some of them actually do have wives and kids and hit up random women on TikTok and socials nearly every day, going into their DMs and everything. Ah modern day marriage and romance. It’s a breath of fresh air init

    • @phyokyawkhaing2251
      @phyokyawkhaing2251 2 роки тому +8

      @@philippagrimoire5968 It's not like marriages from days past were free of affairs either, its just that people have a much easier time reaching out cuz of the internet.

    • @philippagrimoire5968
      @philippagrimoire5968 2 роки тому +4

      @@phyokyawkhaing2251 I’m not saying it is but I dare say the frequency of affairs that go on these days is significantly more so. And that includes women cheating on their husbands. I don’t even know why people bother to get married anymore?

  • @somebozo692
    @somebozo692 2 роки тому +79

    The singing at 6:20 bought me to tears a truly great performance

  • @freshbread6526
    @freshbread6526 2 роки тому +326

    The funny thing is that Radiohead's "Creep" is the exact same premise. It's about the lead singer falling in love with a girl he saw on the bus without ever talking to her. But, at least he recognizes that he's a creep.

    • @ccch3488
      @ccch3488 2 роки тому +26

      Same with James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"

    • @frauimsee
      @frauimsee Рік тому +7

      i love radiohead thom is so silly

    • @Metallicarule1991
      @Metallicarule1991 Рік тому +50

      The difference is Creep is a good song with good musicianship, and I don’t suppose Thom Yorke was harassing this woman, especially not like today with the prevalence of social media and being able to just DM any randomer from around the world. The difference is Creep is just a song written anonymously and part of a bands catalog of songs, it’s not going online to harass someone specifically with some complete and utter drivel like this “song” in the video. 😂

    • @bruvie_editz
      @bruvie_editz Рік тому +5

      And that is actually a good and relatable song

    • @bruvie_editz
      @bruvie_editz Рік тому

      Creep I mean, not this horse shit

  • @buffyraccoon9612
    @buffyraccoon9612 2 роки тому +159

    damn that just made my kitty dry as heck

    • @CeedayV0
      @CeedayV0 2 роки тому +10

      I like racoons

    • @KarpetBurn
      @KarpetBurn 2 роки тому +36

      That's good, cats don't like water

    • @OnlyCrestfallen.
      @OnlyCrestfallen. 2 роки тому

      @@KarpetBurn your eyes will be devoured by maggots

    • @ZachBallinghoff
      @ZachBallinghoff 9 місяців тому

      I like Raccoons too

    • @FullBeardSk8
      @FullBeardSk8 9 місяців тому

      the desert beaver, a mammalian wonder

  • @turkishnoodle3971
    @turkishnoodle3971 2 роки тому +249

    I love how the thumbnail is always Charlie and the title is something like “this is the most hideous monsterous, saddest virgin I have ever seen” I start laughing before I even watch the video 💀💀💀

  • @christmastiger
    @christmastiger 2 роки тому +260

    The joy on Charlie's face when he came up with that last line of the song. Someone needs to turn those dazzling lyrics into a song immediately

  • @dinoseen3226
    @dinoseen3226 2 роки тому +155

    Charlie's eyes lighting up as you see the inspiration for those lyrics strike him in real time is such a treat.

  • @aliennoodle4844
    @aliennoodle4844 2 роки тому +218

    fun fact, Hey there Delilah WAS written by a psycho. the guy was a clingy fucking mess over a girl who didn't like him lmao

    • @dreamsprayanimation
      @dreamsprayanimation 2 роки тому +4

      How so? What’s the story behind that?

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 2 роки тому +11

      I thought its about preparing for a long distance relationship

    • @amiiokok
      @amiiokok 2 роки тому +52

      @@dreamsprayanimation it’s KINDA true. tom higgenson wasn’t a psycho really, just had a huge crush on her while she had a boyfriend and wrote the song to impress her which i mean is a lil weird, but twitter rumors have exaggerated it and taken her own quotes out of context to him being stalkerish. essentially delilah just said it’s super embarrassing and she doesn’t love hearing the song. she even said if it wasn’t for her some other girl would’ve inspired him to write an amazing song LMAO

    • @Mr._Warlight
      @Mr._Warlight Рік тому

      The song sucks, but a psycho could not have written that song, because psychopaths don't feel emotional attraction towards anyone. How do you people keep confusing psychos for clingy losers? I'm beginning to think that you people who watch Charlie penguinz0 are just nitwits.

    • @isaiahromero9861
      @isaiahromero9861 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@amiiokok"amazing song" lmaoo

  • @badabingus8304
    @badabingus8304 2 роки тому +873

    That guy has an actually good* voice, I feel bad when people are gifted and then never use it right

    • @definecapps
      @definecapps 2 роки тому +249

      in da hood

    • @wes773105333
      @wes773105333 2 роки тому +137

      Can't wait til his mixtape drops.

    • @remorse3875
      @remorse3875 2 роки тому +38

      you mean good right?

    • @scarlettetherose
      @scarlettetherose 2 роки тому +16

      I was thinking this too. It's a damn shame.

    • @youtubecommenter7837
      @youtubecommenter7837 2 роки тому +38

      Yeah. I would honestly start a band with this dude if he wasn’t a complete sociopath

  • @kayleighvixen
    @kayleighvixen 2 роки тому +480

    If he does have a wife, she is beyond the point of caring that her husband sits probably for hours daily looking at other women on twitter, this song would be the last ounce of her confidence in herself gone. I hope she has enough self worth left to leave him.

  • @MusicForHourss
    @MusicForHourss 2 роки тому +366

    6:30 Waiting for @Schmoyoho to make a remix from this beautifull song

  • @lilbean_on_mystery
    @lilbean_on_mystery 2 роки тому +8

    HE GOT THAT BOTTOMLESS RIZZ

  • @TheJavibear
    @TheJavibear 2 роки тому +917

    _“If you were thinking it’s a good idea to write a song about a girl you have a crush on, it’s _*_NOT_*_ a good idea”_
    Charlie always dropping words of wisdom

    • @jamesdean9183
      @jamesdean9183 2 роки тому +11

      Idk worked for Eric Clapton when he wrote “Layla” by Derik and the Dominos😂

    • @kurtvonnegut9959
      @kurtvonnegut9959 2 роки тому +1

      @@jamesdean9183 Baller reference

    • @jamesdean9183
      @jamesdean9183 2 роки тому +2

      @@kurtvonnegut9959 thank goodness someone got it🤣

    • @Goomba1309
      @Goomba1309 Рік тому +7

      You kinda forgot the _"and the girl doesn't know you exist"_ part, but okay

    • @___and_memes_for_all
      @___and_memes_for_all Рік тому +1

      @@jamesdean9183yeah but that song was a certified banger. This, not so much

  • @MKUltraXOXO-c3r
    @MKUltraXOXO-c3r 2 роки тому +337

    I thought this man was going to be 80 years old minimum. Hearing how young he sounds makes me a gazillion times more concerned…

    • @Coookr
      @Coookr 2 роки тому +2

      anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???

    • @ctts9946
      @ctts9946 2 роки тому

      @@Coookr your bal headed granny

    • @toytacambery9427
      @toytacambery9427 2 роки тому +1

      @@Coookr lol I gotta look that one up. Can't wait for this dude to slip up.

    • @streetmilk1
      @streetmilk1 2 роки тому +34

      @@toytacambery9427 why are you watching his content if you want him to mess up?

    • @bracz7167
      @bracz7167 2 роки тому +11

      @@streetmilk1 it’s a bot

  • @CH-mu8el
    @CH-mu8el 2 роки тому +433

    This has inspired me to write a song for Charlie:
    He has long hair,
    And wears a cap,
    Toot toot toot
    Brap brap brap
    (Ooh stinky)
    Hopefully he likes it and is seduced by it

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 2 роки тому +1

      I have long hair 😯

    • @CH-mu8el
      @CH-mu8el 2 роки тому +42

      @@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 he also has long hair
      Not sure about a hat
      Sniff sniff sniff
      Smells like crap
      (That's a 'yum' dawg)

    • @SemekiIzuio
      @SemekiIzuio 2 роки тому +1

      You missed the toot toot 😂

    • @CH-mu8el
      @CH-mu8el 2 роки тому

      @@SemekiIzuio I've never missed a toot you son of a bitch

    • @AlcorSolaire
      @AlcorSolaire 2 роки тому

      I have no hair

  • @twistedthe1
    @twistedthe1 Рік тому +7

    The song Hey there Delilah is written about a girl who has a restraining order on the singer

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 роки тому +1925

    Ladies hear me out- imagine being the “beautiful wife”- of the guy who wrote the song. You’re pretty, a total dime, you work out, you bore 2 beautiful children for this man, ya’ll have a nice house- and then you find out your husband wrote this piece of shit song for an internet girl named Lauren, whom he’s never met. You hear the song, and now you’re thinking of ways to dispose of his body.

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 2 роки тому +113

      Sounds like the plot to a thriller or something

    • @kylereyes2337
      @kylereyes2337 2 роки тому +64

      @@lemonywater2979 down to write a slasher horror screenplay out of the pitch above?

    • @montoyat.6494
      @montoyat.6494 2 роки тому +2

      @@lemonywater2979 lmn style

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 роки тому +4

      @@lemonywater2979 It really does

    • @WalterTheWalrus
      @WalterTheWalrus 2 роки тому +26

      Fun Fact: Thermite burns hotter than bone

  • @Hi-cm1cj
    @Hi-cm1cj 2 роки тому +1574

    If this guy was acting like this towards her, I would rather stay as a virgin than pretend to be someone that I am not.

    • @syklone_
      @syklone_ 2 роки тому +67

      Nah that’s cap, you’d tap anything first chance brother

    • @justjerm1823
      @justjerm1823 2 роки тому +7

      Dude has a wife

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 роки тому +11

      @@syklone_ nah only in certain circumstances i would because you don't stick it in crazy

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 роки тому +44

      @@justjerm1823 bet she’s 2d

    • @violetweaver4034
      @violetweaver4034 2 роки тому +22

      the way you worded this made zero sense

  • @Tenebrarum_
    @Tenebrarum_ 2 роки тому +263

    “Random girl on twitter”… yep that sounds about right for a desperate man.

    • @definecapps
      @definecapps 2 роки тому

      as in all of us...

    • @Tenebrarum_
      @Tenebrarum_ 2 роки тому +21

      No no my friend, there is levels to how desperate a person can get… most of us are on the lower levels but him… well I’m not sure lol. But what I do know is that some people have gotten thrown down the wrong path…

    • @Tenebrarum_
      @Tenebrarum_ 2 роки тому

      Unfortunately it is… I guess in that sense we’ve all been thrown down the bad path
      Although i was referring to path no would want to head down. Stay strong friends :)

    • @Keith-sh4lo
      @Keith-sh4lo 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a cinnamontoastken video.

    • @Cipher_Paul
      @Cipher_Paul 2 роки тому

      Are you implying that it's more desperate to do this on Twitter than other social medias or that desperate men specifically do this on Twitter?

  • @penguinz0goatse
    @penguinz0goatse 2 роки тому +25

    6:04 Charlie, I'm packing my stuff and saying goodbye to my children and lovely wife before the night's end to come meet you and be with you forever. Your love song changed the way I see the world and I can't turn my head now to the grace and will of the universe's bidding. Farewell my children, for Charlie awaits. *Click here for penguinz0 goatse*

    • @Nerves_of_steel
      @Nerves_of_steel Рік тому

      So its been a year now, is critickal hiding you? If so why?

  • @99baking
    @99baking 2 роки тому +209

    Fellas, gents, lads. If you ever see a woman that is so beautiful, so drop dead gorgeous that you just *have* to reach out to her and confess your love, I want you to write everything out, and give it a good 24 hours to ruminate. When you come back to whatever monstrosity you've created, imagine sending it to a normal, regular, average looking woman. Do you think she'd find what you wrote sweet and endearing? Or do you think she would immediately be suspicious because that's the creepiest shit ever and immediately smacks of a stalker? Because that is how these beautiful gorgeous women are going to take it too. They're people, they're fucking human beings. These guys seem to think women like this will fall in love with you just for metaphorically jangling a set of keys in front of them. It's infantilising and gross

    • @jordashi
      @jordashi Рік тому +7

      Spoken like a true hot girl

    • @Nerves_of_steel
      @Nerves_of_steel Рік тому

      What if theyre keys to a bughatti eh, whate then?

    • @therainman7777
      @therainman7777 11 місяців тому

      @@Nerves_of_steel😂😂😂

  • @dustinturner5546
    @dustinturner5546 2 роки тому +61

    6:14 cant wait for the out of context memes

  • @rizzystephenson
    @rizzystephenson 2 роки тому +512

    There are so many creeps out there but once again music has a way of representing even the most bizarre of situations, thanks for sharing.

    • @Halicos93
      @Halicos93 2 роки тому +2

      @@BaitPolice For a second there i thought you were acting like an imperial guard from oblivion xD.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 2 роки тому

      And she deserves the creeps.

    • @G_FLLR
      @G_FLLR 2 роки тому

      @@Halicos93 Same tho lmao XD

  • @Luatheog
    @Luatheog 10 місяців тому +4

    Most Desperate man ever,Creepiest guy ever, this man will never get a date all of those videos have Charlie as the thumbnail and its hilarious

  • @uhohangelica4695
    @uhohangelica4695 2 роки тому +467

    Imma be completely honest, I've been making music for almost five years, and it sickens me to say that this guy has actually decent voice, while I'm over here sounding like two wild foxes mating.

    • @kydsofkush
      @kydsofkush 2 роки тому +30

      I mean, he didn't sing anything. He just spoke. The hell are you peoples standards coming from?

    • @alexinivai08
      @alexinivai08 2 роки тому +167

      @@kydsofkush hes talking about the quality and tone. You can be objective while also being disgusted by this guy

    • @TheRealerArbor
      @TheRealerArbor 2 роки тому +26

      @@kydsofkush Ever heard Johnny Cash?

    • @SemekiIzuio
      @SemekiIzuio 2 роки тому +40

      I thought it was me in the wrong for thinking he didn't sound that bad. Yeah it weird creepy sending it to a stranger and the lyrics but if it was to someone with a connection and proper lyrics, women would total be into it

    • @knightofjustice5475
      @knightofjustice5475 2 роки тому +38

      @@kydsofkush No, he was singing, and kinda well like the OP said.
      Nothing wrong with admitting that. The guy is delusional. But the public shaming of him by this Egirl is pretty egregious imo.

  • @Thebrianweissman
    @Thebrianweissman 2 роки тому +2062

    I think Charlie is a bit too quick to assume Alan is an unmarried, childless, incel. There are tons of pathetic, lonely, bored or dissatisfied men living with wives, girlfriends, and children. Additionally, for every pathetic, creepy, loser guy out there, there is a similar woman. Sometimes these people find each other and get married and procreate.

    • @Sqauredcircleboxing
      @Sqauredcircleboxing 2 роки тому +116

      who ever said that there are no creepy women ?

    • @curly_wyn
      @curly_wyn 2 роки тому +3

      What an incel thing to say. Nobody ever said that there’s no such thing as a woman who’s creepy.

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy
      @FirstnameLastname-zq8oy 2 роки тому +4

      Eh it’s pretty dumb to assume that because these pathetic, lonely, bored and dissatisfied men are married then their wife is probably similar. Often women are married to creepy wierd guys without realising it due to the guy acting “normal” to her face but doing degenerate shit like this behind her back, or the wife only realises it when it’s too late. Not saying there are no creepy women out there (although tbh there seem to be a lot more guys out there like this dude than there are girls), just saying that usually creepy men and women don’t end up with each other but instead they end up with an innocent person that they victimise lmfao.

    • @jagp135
      @jagp135 2 роки тому

      @Chill nig*a "creepy women aren't scary" wtf do you think the word creepy means

    • @hurstiwursti
      @hurstiwursti 2 роки тому +1

      @Chill nig*a they can very well be scary. There was this case of that stalker woman that in the end killed "her" man because he wanted to go away with hid girlfriend. She even (maybe accidentally) made pictures before and during the killing so the whole thing was documented for the police. So yeah the potential for creeps and dangerous people is there no matter the gender.
      Just that men are statistically way more likely to act in such horrible ways.

  • @NastyMick
    @NastyMick 2 роки тому +47

    Ah, the 'It was just a prank, bro," ending. Classic.

    • @user-rn9dr8xq1l
      @user-rn9dr8xq1l 11 місяців тому

      Most member comments have booth seats

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 Рік тому +6

    As a former-addict myself, I’m convinced the guy was on drugs. Only the mind of a drug addict could think that was a good idea.

    • @retrobluemusic
      @retrobluemusic Рік тому +1

      or an alcoholic

    • @Daniel-nn8mr
      @Daniel-nn8mr Рік тому

      You do look like a former junkie.

    • @eirdonne_
      @eirdonne_ Місяць тому

      @@retrobluemusic he did say red wine + empty stomach (secret ingredient: empty brain) could = whatever the song was

  • @뉴올리언스역3번출구
    @뉴올리언스역3번출구 2 роки тому +33

    7:10 I fucking love the part how caption recognized that as [Music]

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 2 роки тому +548

    When Charlie criticizes your method of flirting, you know you've made a colossal mistake that has consequences which will resound throughout all of human history.

    • @ghst9641
      @ghst9641 2 роки тому +10

      especially when he improvises a song to add to the mockery

    • @shapeshift13
      @shapeshift13 2 роки тому +1

      666

    • @dandelionsandcyanide8143
      @dandelionsandcyanide8143 2 роки тому +9

      when the universe itself cringes so hard it ripples through humanity

  • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
    @SomeYouTubeTraveler 2 роки тому +203

    There was something I always hated about the song "Hey There, Delilah" when it came out while I was in high school. Same era as Twilight. I now realize that they spawned an entire generation of pale, creepy nice guys who think stalking = romance.

    • @Psyopcyclops
      @Psyopcyclops 2 роки тому +1

      What a weird thing to say. You think a song spawned millions of stalkers? You’re a very strange man Daniel.

    • @adonysus
      @adonysus 2 роки тому +36

      i thought HTD was about a girl he was dating through a long distance relationship and it was supposed to sound like a romantic love letter

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 2 роки тому +7

      @@adonysus no it was a girl he loved . Idk if she knew him or they were friends but they weren’t dating

    • @duckyymomo5714
      @duckyymomo5714 2 роки тому

      @@cleobinx wait is that true. I never know the background of that song. When my girlfriend (now ex) moved to Texas from Hanoi I used to blast that song all days.

    • @CreatEr1n
      @CreatEr1n 2 роки тому +26

      @@duckyymomo5714 Yes. They never dated. She turned him down when he flirted with her the day they met. He wrote it with the mindset of, "If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The popularity of the song made her feel bad about not wanting to be with him. Honestly, it isn't far off from what the dude in the video did.

  • @matthewbraamkolk2791
    @matthewbraamkolk2791 2 роки тому +4

    Yknow I really like this guy, he feels like a friends big brother.

  • @HyperImaginative
    @HyperImaginative 2 роки тому +144

    Essentially this is like Carl Wheezer singing to Jimmy's mom with a Triangle.

    • @jordashi
      @jordashi Рік тому +1

      Never insult the god of music like that again 😂😂

  • @charlenehuegel3607
    @charlenehuegel3607 2 роки тому +210

    Just wanted to say thank you for your brutal honesty about the videos! You are entertaining and thought provoking. I'm 60 years old and always look forward to your videos.

    • @bobbyisonline
      @bobbyisonline 2 роки тому +30

      If that's true that's rad as hell

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 2 роки тому +19

      What a wholesome comment. Hope you have many more amazing birthdays!

    • @melo1890
      @melo1890 2 роки тому +9

      i love you charlene huegel

    • @Coookr
      @Coookr 2 роки тому +1

      anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???

    • @arron_r11
      @arron_r11 2 роки тому +1

      @@Coookr video?

  • @zohaibbashir8394
    @zohaibbashir8394 2 роки тому +102

    Imagine finding out your dad is writing random songs about Girls that he saw on twitter 💀

  • @arthurmorgan835
    @arthurmorgan835 2 роки тому +54

    God dang Charlie that love song of yours was a gift from God. Even I was questioning my sexuality holy cow.

  • @ryubiskj
    @ryubiskj 2 роки тому +71

    love the way the guy words it like "only you know what you could do..." like it was her responsibility or fault instead of him for being fucking unfaithful to his wife and family. making himself the victim, really tells a lot about how much character and backbone he has

    • @rubbish_kat
      @rubbish_kat 2 роки тому +5

      yeeep, even the bit where hes like "I've never had a song written about me but im sure you get that all the time" its like he's trying to guilt her for being hot

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 2 роки тому +14

      It’s honestly sick how common the mindset that guys have of “the evil seductress with power over man” that is woman is. And it’s so often combined with a sort of mental gymnastics where they feel like they need to “own” and “conquer” the woman in order to “overcome their insecurity.”

  • @Lilsaucy411
    @Lilsaucy411 2 роки тому +27

    7:34 mans typed that up like he was apart of a romantic anime and he’s the “obvious” main character

  • @ArianAlbert
    @ArianAlbert 2 роки тому +359

    Dude's just trying to set himself up as the victim of this woman (really an idea of her) through that whole vocal assault of a song. He's not responsible and completely in control of his actions, actually he's a vulnerable soft songwriter and the succubus who didn't know he existed is really the mastermind😒.

  • @samdunkksu2b129
    @samdunkksu2b129 Рік тому +3

    I can see the actual pain and change on Charlie’s face as libbing his love song. That’s the face of “every choice in my life has brought me here”

  • @JoshuaM8
    @JoshuaM8 2 роки тому +167

    I can't believe this didn't work, if spilling out your heart in a masterfully woven song doesn't get you the girl then what the hell will the rest of us do?

    • @steves578
      @steves578 2 роки тому +5

      @@ChristianLeeJohnson missed the sarcasm I see.

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 2 роки тому +5

      we'll just have to keep being the same talentless chads we've always been, bro.

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt 2 роки тому

      ​@@steves578 Her pfp also looks like an nft.

    • @Theendman42
      @Theendman42 2 роки тому +5

      We could always grovel in front of any attractive women we meet, until we find one that goes for that sorta thing.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 2 роки тому

      You'll die alone, like 75% of all men who have ever lived.

  • @ZetaCancri
    @ZetaCancri 2 роки тому +103

    "I challenge men to be normal"
    You've set the bar too high, mam

    • @zegobot9674
      @zegobot9674 2 роки тому +2

      Most are your just basing it off a few bad apples

    • @creasedhorizon8931
      @creasedhorizon8931 2 роки тому +3

      @@zegobot9674 Have you seen the amount of weirdos Charlie has made videos on? It's more than a few

    • @d11asian
      @d11asian 2 роки тому +2

      @@zegobot9674 "a few"
      Bro go outside dudes act like full on troglodytes

    • @doobster3650
      @doobster3650 2 роки тому +2

      @@d11asian Yes there are some weird men out there, but its annoying when I'm just existing as a guy then I see this shit, yes it's not directly targeted at me but I feel like I'm going to be stereotyped this way just for existing in the public which we can all admit is stupid. I've seen some weird guys in the town I live in, guys have catcalled my sisters (sick fucks) but that doesn't mean every man or even most men do that shit.

    • @zegobot9674
      @zegobot9674 2 роки тому +1

      @@doobster3650 exactly some us are just trying to live our lives

  • @CreatEr1n
    @CreatEr1n 2 роки тому +264

    The origin of the song "Hey There, Delilah" isn't too far off from this story. The writer met Delilah and thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He said, "I've already written a song about you" as a pickup line. It failed. He decided to actually write a song. He did it with the mindset of, " If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The overwhelming popularity of the song made Delilah feel guilty about not wanting to be with him. They never got together.

    • @allys744
      @allys744 Рік тому +38

      Oh gosh that’s pretty weird
      I’ll definitely think of that song differently now

    • @shiina29
      @shiina29 Рік тому +26

      Poor Delilah.

    • @Mr._Warlight
      @Mr._Warlight Рік тому

      It's already a shitty song and no one likes it.

    • @stewartgalvez81
      @stewartgalvez81 Рік тому +15

      No wonder I never liked that song there was always something desperate and weird about

    • @SSB4ShulkArchive
      @SSB4ShulkArchive Рік тому +39

      @@NC-247 Because it's a based on a girl who actively rejected him, and name drops her SPECIFICALLY. Writing about rejection in general or wanting a girlfriend is fine, singling out one person and making a public song as if you were dating her is creepy as hell. Just like it'd be creepy for a girl to find out a guy she rejected published a novel about his fantasy world where they got married and were living together. That's unhealthy obsessive behaviour.
      Famous songs about love are usually either about people they're actually involved with or, if the love is unrequited, aren't name dropping the person they were rejected by and just talk about the pain of not being loved back. You don't publish delusional fantasy romance about a real individual for the whole world to see.

  • @brainysmvrf8680
    @brainysmvrf8680 2 роки тому +19

    I honestly love ur videos touching on men like this, with a weird desperation/entitlement towards women- because you provide input from a male standpoint. Like theres certain things I as a woman might have brushed over but because you live life through the lens of a man you really dig deep into the psyche.

  • @robertpaul50n
    @robertpaul50n 2 роки тому +36

    "congrats I suppose" is grievously underused in love songs

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora 2 роки тому +41

    I see Dimitri the Lover now has some competition for the Most Horrifying Pickup Attempt Ever.

  • @jayhansen4918
    @jayhansen4918 2 роки тому +300

    Charlie: "he wrote that while sipping his tea with his pinky up, stroking his soul patch"
    Me: damn bruh what'd I do 😂😂😂

    • @LeafBoye
      @LeafBoye 2 роки тому +29

      You drinking red wine on an empty stomach? Because ur getting messy baby ahah

    • @alechallin4363
      @alechallin4363 2 роки тому +12

      soul patch is what you did

    • @ramennoodles3987
      @ramennoodles3987 2 роки тому +3

      @Kyle Ramsey o h

    • @kathylennerds750
      @kathylennerds750 2 роки тому +1

      Wearing a soul patch in 2022 apparently.

    • @skeletongue.
      @skeletongue. 2 роки тому

      shave that shit

  • @pacha2516
    @pacha2516 9 місяців тому +3

    The fact he wrote a song for a complete stranger and not his WIFE has me speechless

  • @donjoncherrywon
    @donjoncherrywon 2 роки тому +48

    Charlies sarcasm will never cease to be amazing

  • @Squidmoto3
    @Squidmoto3 2 роки тому +244

    I did something similar to that like 5 years ago. I drew a girl that I matched with on Tinder. For the record I just thought one of her images was really good and wanted to reference the pose either way, but yeah she actually really liked it and added me on SC but neither of us really talked again after that. I unfriended her after awhile because I just thought it was weird I had access to her SC stories when I didn't really know her at all.

    • @piratingselfexpression9279
      @piratingselfexpression9279 2 роки тому +36

      That's not too weird. I have some friends who are good at art and use images as references, etc... idk how convo. started about drawing her or not which might have been weird (some people ask and some don't) So, that can be iffy but she was the one who added you on SC. So, at that point it's consensual for either friendzone or potential relationship lukewarm zone. note: this does not mean draw pictures of random girls and dm them the end product or draw someone in a creepy or objectification pose. But I find a lot of art students sketch random people even without consent and it's considered socially acceptable.
      Music, poems, writing, and songs are a bit different than art though where the topic and context is extremely important based on social acceptability. Writing a book inspired by someone you saw is different say you are writing a love novel and love the physical attributes of a stranger so you base off a character of that person {Note: you will never share that novel with the stranger. You are only taking inspiration. But this is a different context.}

    • @littletechn8175
      @littletechn8175 2 роки тому +57

      See that's no where near as bad. For one , ya'll are on a dating website, and two , im sure you didnt ramble on about your wife and kids lmao. Hope you kept up the art :)

    • @constellation3164
      @constellation3164 2 роки тому +16

      you didnt do anything weird. i think most people would gladly accept art from a stranger as long as it isnt a weird reference and the person doesnt talk about weird stuff. as AFAB and an artist myself i totally get it when you find that photo that makes you feel inspired to draw. songs and poems are more weird cause they feel more personal to the person you're creating it for so not recommended to strangers.

    • @jenmygem
      @jenmygem 2 роки тому +7

      That's not weird at all, sir.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, I feel like this guy just had a weird misguided artistically and sexually inspired song. He had the impulse and just decided to role with it, but he totally put it out there when he shouldn’t have, and he just came across totally weird.

  • @stevezanders8279
    @stevezanders8279 2 роки тому +33

    Charlie's smile at 08:50 was priceless. Perfectly encompasses my own reaction to that nonsense 🤣

  • @manray6584
    @manray6584 Рік тому +3

    It wasn't about the lady. He's a marketing genius. He knew she had a lot of followers so he knew she'd promote his song and generate clout.

  • @shadxw_hunter
    @shadxw_hunter 2 роки тому +31

    Out of all the songs I have heard, this is certainly one of them. I loved the Morbius reference when he said "it's proposin' time"

  • @Kg_qK
    @Kg_qK 2 роки тому +373

    I feel so bad for this girl. She looks like she's on the verge of tears.

    • @emilfrederiksen.1622
      @emilfrederiksen.1622 2 роки тому +102

      She is cringing so hard that she nearly cried.

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 Рік тому +7

      Why? She and her friends are gonna be laughing about this guy in the groupchat for weeks. I know I would 😂

    • @greatestnitemare6626
      @greatestnitemare6626 Рік тому

      @@inquisitionagent9052brutal…

    • @blacktainfalcon7097
      @blacktainfalcon7097 Рік тому +10

      @@inquisitionagent9052cuz its creepy man

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 Рік тому +4

      @@blacktainfalcon7097 oh absolutely. Its creepy. But its not something that makes me feel bad for her. He got his comeuppance (somewhat) for being a total creep. She got some clout by posting this on the internet. Pretty straightforward. Nothing to feel sorry about here

  • @PhoenixLondon
    @PhoenixLondon 2 роки тому +34

    2:30 its funny you say "if hey there delilah was made by a psychopath" because it kind of was. you should look into the back story of the song its kind of wild and involves stalking and a restraining order lol

  • @pink_earthworm
    @pink_earthworm Рік тому +3

    I love the Simpony orchestrated in this video

  • @aycoded7840
    @aycoded7840 2 роки тому +4

    5:52 I'm crying right now. Wow.
    6:20 I love how I can see the excitement from realising he's come up with a wicked rhyme.

  • @AngryBoozer
    @AngryBoozer 2 роки тому +18

    I get the feeling that if he does have a wife and kids, they’re probably in a basement chest freezer.
    Pops open the freezer, “Hey, can I send this girl my love song? Cool? Cool.”, closes freezer.

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 2 роки тому +60

    If possible I wouldn’t just block him on Twitter I’d get a restraining order. This guy is one more song away from full blown stalker/serial killer levels

  • @arnavgupta4881
    @arnavgupta4881 Рік тому +4

    "Let me eat those tiddy chips..."
    "Yea that's a top charter"
    - Charlie, 2022