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  • @keke_h972
    @keke_h972 4 роки тому +6967

    "ok its me" "how tf yall find me" I'm deeeedddd

    • @bigbanktai8204
      @bigbanktai8204 4 роки тому +184

      Took me tf outtt 🤣🤣😂

    • @angielott83
      @angielott83 4 роки тому +306

      Lol at least he’s a humble criminal 😂

    • @detroitbadboy313
      @detroitbadboy313 4 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @jadenf6606
      @jadenf6606 4 роки тому +64

      Its like a student getting caught by a teacher

    • @patrickr5087
      @patrickr5087 4 роки тому +110

      His girl snitched bro,,, how tf you guys find me... Look at her face right as he sayss itt yo lol

  • @Certified_731
    @Certified_731 4 роки тому +5366

    man cracked under pressure. literally “we dont go to school together, we smoke crack together.”

    • @531cuk
      @531cuk 4 роки тому +139

      2 minures and he d confess his whole life!

    • @alanmtzloko4824
      @alanmtzloko4824 4 роки тому +6

      😂🤣😂

    • @nichellehaith4642
      @nichellehaith4642 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @124_Ace
      @124_Ace 4 роки тому +81

      wait wait wait, so they pulled them over for shop lifting, and he admited to smoking crack? Lmao what a dumbass

    • @Secret4u2hear
      @Secret4u2hear 4 роки тому +37

      And then got arrested for an empty pipe rolling around at his feet while driving lmao that's really F'ed up & why jails are over crowded with this petty stuff.

  • @donpauliewalnuts
    @donpauliewalnuts 4 роки тому +18182

    My man handcuffed so many people he unlocked the pink cuffs

    • @LilLuke98
      @LilLuke98 4 роки тому +1443

      Achievement unlocked: Super Freak 🌞

    • @donpauliewalnuts
      @donpauliewalnuts 4 роки тому +125

      @@LilLuke98 😂😂😂

    • @donpauliewalnuts
      @donpauliewalnuts 4 роки тому +512

      @@H.G-Blob my assumption was breast cancer awareness

    • @DaSeventhDayAdventist
      @DaSeventhDayAdventist 4 роки тому +49

      @@H.G-Blob that’s dope

    • @thinbluelinemedia3585
      @thinbluelinemedia3585 4 роки тому +55

      @@donpauliewalnuts also so they can tell the handcuffs apart from one another. when they cuff someone and he just want pink cuffs.

  • @RobsRILife
    @RobsRILife 2 роки тому +857

    “ this is the cheapest weed I’ve seen” 💀💀💀💀by a cop 14:32

    • @andyyyy267
      @andyyyy267 2 роки тому +16

      LMAO

    • @JamesIronGains
      @JamesIronGains Рік тому +2

      There's another video of this same officer getting arrested on my channel.. 🤬

    • @natejohnson9738
      @natejohnson9738 Рік тому +1

      ​@@JamesIronGainslmao no way, what for

    • @Lon_Lon-
      @Lon_Lon- Рік тому

      whats the time stamp

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff Рік тому +7

      @@JamesIronGains
      No there isn’t

  • @JSalonsky
    @JSalonsky 4 роки тому +24379

    “Alright it’s me.. you know it’s me” LMAO

    • @OpenTopicsBoxing
      @OpenTopicsBoxing 4 роки тому +418

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @londyn953
      @londyn953 4 роки тому +253

      Fo realll

    • @2pop39
      @2pop39 4 роки тому +50

      Lol

    • @sd81a46
      @sd81a46 4 роки тому +611

      Sounded like Dave Chappelle in Blue Streak 😂😆😆.

    • @Kingkj1017
      @Kingkj1017 4 роки тому +455

      Atleast he kept ah straight face thru his story tho

  • @Tnuttycomedy
    @Tnuttycomedy 3 роки тому +2072

    "She identified you"
    "Man, tell her to look at me"
    "she did, thats how she identified you"

  • @RayzorFilms
    @RayzorFilms 4 роки тому +3483

    "Nah I lied, we didnt go to school together... we smoke crack together"

    • @Tom_The_Cat
      @Tom_The_Cat 4 роки тому +24

      "Oh ok, you- wait *w h a t*"

    • @nicness6828
      @nicness6828 4 роки тому +4

      Kiyan Bray now he got 777

    • @BS-dq1kz
      @BS-dq1kz 4 роки тому +9

      Hahahahaha!
      Edit: I thought you were making that up but then I heard it! 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

    • @schokowaffi4456
      @schokowaffi4456 4 роки тому +14

      When you see this as a European, you become speechless... honestly, so much goes wrong in the usa its not even funny

    • @masoncompton5872
      @masoncompton5872 4 роки тому

      Basically the same thing sn 😂😂

  • @samtheham1280
    @samtheham1280 2 роки тому +466

    “I gave them a dollar….and a cigarette” LMAO why is no one talking about how funny that is😭

  • @michaellynch6495
    @michaellynch6495 4 роки тому +9871

    “We didn’t go to school together man”
    “We smoke crack together” 😂😂

  • @vampirehunterd2561
    @vampirehunterd2561 3 роки тому +9090

    'So he's 42 and you're 26 and you went to school together?' *Yeah, he was held back 15 grades*

    • @willemdadrip1511
      @willemdadrip1511 3 роки тому +102

      Technically, he would have only been held back in one for 2 years, and because I'm assuming that they have been to school together for the whole time that would mean that he was held back 30 years.

    • @vampirehunterd2561
      @vampirehunterd2561 3 роки тому +356

      @@willemdadrip1511 technically, i don't know wtf your talking about. but yeah makes sense! cheers

    • @khiemgluong
      @khiemgluong 3 роки тому +45

      Ofc, its basic math, something that he couldn't grasp so he had to relearn it for 15 more years.

    • @vampirehunterd2561
      @vampirehunterd2561 3 роки тому +7

      nice try and being a jerk for no reason though. you must be a wonderful human being.

    • @dondon-py8np
      @dondon-py8np 3 роки тому +65

      I wanted him to answer “community college” so bad

  • @tesswhitney9444
    @tesswhitney9444 3 роки тому +8835

    The first guy cracks me up. He's pretty chill. I'm really glad the officer gave him the chance to come clean so he wouldn't get another felony. He didn't have to do that.

    • @steadyjumper3547
      @steadyjumper3547 3 роки тому +328

      People dig their own graves, sometimes they need a hand out before it’s too late.

    • @vanessalutz9740
      @vanessalutz9740 3 роки тому +87

      Always remain silent with cops, they will lie to you

    • @cellblocknine5385
      @cellblocknine5385 3 роки тому +150

      @@dootdoot94xo44 So what can what??

    • @elisakatarina1435
      @elisakatarina1435 3 роки тому +45

      Yeah, he didn't. Shows how good of a person and a police officer he is.

    • @j-rocd9507
      @j-rocd9507 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah they were cool not to add on charges

  • @brownie4032
    @brownie4032 2 роки тому +160

    I died when the cop said “ so you’re 42 and you’re 26 and you went to high school together?”

  • @ThisCanNotBTheFuture
    @ThisCanNotBTheFuture 3 роки тому +2002

    "I didn't steal that knife"
    "They've got you on surveillance camera"
    "Oh THAT knife"

    • @taserrr
      @taserrr 3 роки тому

      Well he's clearly a drug addict, who else would go into shops to steal pesky things like some knives and flash lights?

    • @EricJh21690
      @EricJh21690 2 роки тому +2

      It never fails 😂 cracks me up

    • @bloodonmytorso
      @bloodonmytorso 2 роки тому

      @@taserrr bro what??😭😭

  • @johnblackhem1941
    @johnblackhem1941 3 роки тому +4236

    "You're a bad thief and a bad liar. You need to find yourself a new job!"
    Savage, absolute savage.

    • @vijaykumar16391
      @vijaykumar16391 3 роки тому +17

      Correct

    • @Roguish77
      @Roguish77 3 роки тому +46

      I know right 😂 the thief even realize it too he knew he was the worst at everything

    • @jamesmalcolm6976
      @jamesmalcolm6976 3 роки тому +10

      He stole that line from John Wayne in the movie The Shootist

    • @yagamijubei28
      @yagamijubei28 3 роки тому +58

      That cop was rolling out savagery. "Thats the cheapest weed i've ever seen, it's just clippings!!"

    • @yagamijubei28
      @yagamijubei28 3 роки тому +2

      @@Roguish77 even getting good weed too.

  • @decenttrek7726
    @decenttrek7726 4 роки тому +3351

    My mans got caught stealing and then got roasted for having crappy weed

    • @thebromiester
      @thebromiester 4 роки тому +17

      Steal

    • @decenttrek7726
      @decenttrek7726 4 роки тому +23

      @@thebromiester lol wrote this at like 2am

    • @sugma6723
      @sugma6723 4 роки тому +13

      @@decenttrek7726 bro you know you can edit the comment right?😂

    • @brucemichaelwilliams4018
      @brucemichaelwilliams4018 4 роки тому +55

      Then he got a ticket for theft and sent down the road. He stole from three stores and had more than a half ounce of weed. I went to jail for a half of a gram. Smh.

    • @nitroboomin5803
      @nitroboomin5803 4 роки тому +39

      Why people be getting arrested for possessions of drugs instead of getting the help they need by getting rehab our help our justice system needs work..

  • @leannehenry1590
    @leannehenry1590 2 роки тому +698

    That man sneaking around the house with the young girl inside babysitting is so scary! Imagine what might have happened if the cops didn’t show up when they did

    • @weeaboocentral4921
      @weeaboocentral4921 2 роки тому +30

      I know right?! Absolutely terrifying, what if he broke in and attacked or threatened her? Scary to think about...

    • @lmichaud1983
      @lmichaud1983 2 роки тому +28

      Thank god Zach Galifianakis was there

    • @JohnnyBla7e
      @JohnnyBla7e 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 bruh

    • @deborahwingard776
      @deborahwingard776 2 роки тому +5

      Very creepy! OMG!

    • @booognish
      @booognish Рік тому +10

      He’s been painting all day, give him a break

  • @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr
    @LightsaberGoBrrrrrr 3 роки тому +2602

    “Man.. that don’t look nothing like me!”
    Literally moments later:
    “I am his father”

    • @reese8397
      @reese8397 3 роки тому +112

      Literally moments later: "Yeah that's me"

    • @kaycee557
      @kaycee557 3 роки тому +49

      He didn't even recognize his own son!

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 3 роки тому +36

      "Luke, you are your own father!"

    • @sancx
      @sancx 3 роки тому +2

      hahaha I'm dead

    • @michellesutton802
      @michellesutton802 3 роки тому +28

      And then the cameraman immediately zooms up on the chicks belly
      That had my dying 🤣

  • @isabellanobles6148
    @isabellanobles6148 3 роки тому +2007

    “this has got to be the cheapest weed i’ve ever seen in my life” LMAOOAOAOAOOA

    • @thedodsonful
      @thedodsonful 3 роки тому +113

      dude prolly dropped the theft charges and arrested him for crappy weed

    • @gaellr6384
      @gaellr6384 3 роки тому +1

      Bals

    • @2winblat
      @2winblat 3 роки тому +4

      @@thedodsonful 💀💀

    • @jorgfe7060
      @jorgfe7060 3 роки тому +19

      Mans went off on that boy😂

    • @taisendelta6761
      @taisendelta6761 3 роки тому +12

      ikr that was hilarious! Judging him for the quality of his weed.

  • @ellisabraham9095
    @ellisabraham9095 4 роки тому +4468

    Bruh, it’s hits different when the cops even roast you for smoking dirt weed😂

  • @AmyChaos
    @AmyChaos 2 роки тому +246

    “She hasn’t even had a license since 1999 so she’s definitely not working on it” 💀🤣

  • @grimrecords19
    @grimrecords19 4 роки тому +6979

    That first cop that didn’t add a felony is actually out there upholding the oath. Respect.

    • @sweeneytodd011
      @sweeneytodd011 4 роки тому +337

      I thought for sure because he gave them a bit of a run around the cop might throw that felony charge at him but he didn't which was decent of him.
      The guy came clean straight away once he heard the word felony.

    • @loganmontgomery2548
      @loganmontgomery2548 4 роки тому +36

      you guys this is a fiction tv show. Its ok to depict bad cops in a tv show ya know?

    • @sweeneytodd011
      @sweeneytodd011 4 роки тому +42

      @@loganmontgomery2548 thanks for the heads up 👍

    • @oufro
      @oufro 4 роки тому +2

      sweeneytodd011 m

    • @vitopettito1689
      @vitopettito1689 4 роки тому +226

      @@loganmontgomery2548 Live PD is not fiction, you are incorrect.

  • @Lelik147
    @Lelik147 4 роки тому +3130

    That first guy is the best. I hope he gets out jail and gets his life together, becomes a comedian or smth. He was amazing.

    • @noahroland5586
      @noahroland5586 4 роки тому +150

      He seemed like he wanted to make a change too and he owned up to it

    • @disc.3417
      @disc.3417 4 роки тому +78

      I hope so too, he would make a awesome comedian, if he just put his time and effort into something else lol, so yeah

    • @amandaking3192
      @amandaking3192 4 роки тому +76

      Yup. Wish him the best in future, can't blame him for trying to get out of being arrested. And credit to the cops for being cool about it.

    • @xxangelsofchaosxx
      @xxangelsofchaosxx 4 роки тому +81

      Its really nice to find comments that wish better for them in these situations. Its so easy to forget that there's a person in those cuffs so I really appreciate when I see comments like this, it really makes my day

    • @Defund_HOA.
      @Defund_HOA. 4 роки тому +20

      Lmao hope so man. Good cops too for giving him that chance & keeping their word not charging a 2nd felony.

  • @PatchesVillano
    @PatchesVillano 4 роки тому +3353

    Who needs Uber when you got people giving lifts for a buck and a cigarette?

    • @dontaeham8558
      @dontaeham8558 4 роки тому +40

      Facts😂😂

    • @mekaimorris5963
      @mekaimorris5963 4 роки тому +159

      He really said “I gave him a dollar and a cigarette”😂

    • @tamaraburgess4877
      @tamaraburgess4877 4 роки тому +81

      Aye crack heads will do anything for a few bucks.

    • @kierancooke7915
      @kierancooke7915 4 роки тому +65

      honestly i bet a good amount of people will take you somewhere for a dollar and a cigarette

    • @jackintosh8872
      @jackintosh8872 4 роки тому +1

      PatchesVillano bro i love your pfp

  • @joanneboyce8591
    @joanneboyce8591 Рік тому +15

    “Tom does not live here.” “I know you’re shocked to hear that.” Hilarious! This officer should do standup! 😂

  • @sturapidly
    @sturapidly 3 роки тому +2259

    "That's gotta be the shittiest weed I've ever seen" this cop was NOT holding back with the roasts that night LOL

    • @vnclejed1971
      @vnclejed1971 3 роки тому +29

      That’s Washington state, we’ve had that fire forever. Also these days they don’t even prosecute misdemeanors in Seattle. Too bad he was in Spokane though lol

    • @regorf
      @regorf 3 роки тому +99

      "You're a bad thief, and a bad liar, find a new profession" Straight up murdered the dude lmao

    • @hanzgrueber145
      @hanzgrueber145 2 роки тому +20

      It basically wasn’t even weed it was the clippings from when you trim it lmao😂😂
      Shake can be fire if it’s from good bud, but I wouldn’t smoke clippings lol I’ve seen people use them for edibles and that’s it

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 2 роки тому +10

      dude was completely over everybody feeding him BS on a daily basis.

    • @jones616
      @jones616 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, no sticky buds, just dried up home grown...you could tell he was poor

  • @vanezahdz7301
    @vanezahdz7301 4 роки тому +1413

    2:50 " You gonna be charged with another felony if your lying to me"....." OK it's me.....yall know it's me man" 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 3 роки тому +68

      but the way the camera man zoom in on her belly tho 1:29

    • @aerotallica843
      @aerotallica843 3 роки тому +1

      @G Henny you’re fun at parties

    • @auc2.0
      @auc2.0 3 роки тому

      @@aerotallica843 yeah and he's smart too.

    • @workingprogress2951
      @workingprogress2951 3 роки тому +1

      He gave his own son up wow what a loser he is

    • @therryacosta5390
      @therryacosta5390 3 роки тому +1

      @@workingprogress2951 He was lying

  • @microusb42069
    @microusb42069 4 роки тому +2238

    I kinda like how the officer was like "Tell the truth and no additional charges" and the dude told the truth and the officer was like "No additional charges". Even after wasting their time.

    • @somethingcleverrrr
      @somethingcleverrrr 3 роки тому +53

      Yeah, aren't cops just terrible? Especially with black people.

    • @louniece1650
      @louniece1650 3 роки тому +108

      @@somethingcleverrrr Lame

    • @somethingcleverrrr
      @somethingcleverrrr 3 роки тому +32

      @@louniece1650 truth hurts don't it?

    • @jungyeon5475
      @jungyeon5475 3 роки тому +102

      @@somethingcleverrrr what does this have to do with race? There are white people on this channel that get arrested and get the same treatment.

    • @appleus1599
      @appleus1599 3 роки тому +39

      @@jungyeon5475 I think he's just saying against belief because most people think all cops are horrible mostly black people

  • @deannadanielle
    @deannadanielle 2 роки тому +291

    The one where he was in the backyard of the girl who was babysitting is actually so scary imagine if they didn’t show up…

    • @antoniocoburn5265
      @antoniocoburn5265 2 роки тому +6

      Right

    • @JonnyBoi12
      @JonnyBoi12 2 роки тому +5

      Seriously!!

    • @Kayla-rd5jd
      @Kayla-rd5jd Рік тому +4

      especially considering he & his brothers past charges. thank god he was noticed before anything happened, id bet he was there to do more than be a peeping tom

    • @JP_3912
      @JP_3912 Рік тому +2

      Very scary. That babysitter was probably thanking her lucky stars. Also - and I don’t want this to seem like I’m anti-police because I’m definitely not - why do his brother’s priors matter? His absolutely do, but it’s prejudicial verging on defamatory for that officer to bring them up when dealing with him, not his sibling. And to do it while on camera?

    • @SonicGlitchmaster1
      @SonicGlitchmaster1 Рік тому

      @@JP_3912In the grand scheme of things, it really doesn’t matter at all. The only reason it was brought up at all is because there was another episode where we actually saw the raid on his brother’s house immediately after he shot the state trooper, so it’s not like it was so totally private thing that was just announced to the world. These two guys are scum. Glad they’re both behind bars

  • @adrianf2213
    @adrianf2213 4 роки тому +695

    Her face when he says “man how dafuq did y’all find me” messed up

    • @chitownmytownofficialonean6067
      @chitownmytownofficialonean6067 4 роки тому +23

      She smiled and was thinking to herself Crime Watchers lol She called them earlier 😂😂😁😀

    • @williamwhitman4889
      @williamwhitman4889 4 роки тому +8

      You caught that one ^^

    • @kyle6781
      @kyle6781 4 роки тому +3

      Prolly social media and tapped phone, rapeing our rights secretly

    • @kegangardner8714
      @kegangardner8714 4 роки тому +5

      @@kyle6781 Wtf are you babbling on about

  • @slammingrann
    @slammingrann 4 роки тому +611

    "what do you mean your insurance is in the works?"
    "i got a quote "
    lmfaoooo

  • @annaarviso1520
    @annaarviso1520 2 роки тому +3541

    That female cop gives off such “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” mom energy.

    • @smcwr
      @smcwr 2 роки тому +84

      I really believe her too

    • @gracescott4321
      @gracescott4321 2 роки тому +18

      that’s warwick mall in rhode island 😂😂

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 2 роки тому +70

      ehh she came off disingenuous imo... pretending like she would have helped that guy.

    • @Smashlee5513
      @Smashlee5513 2 роки тому +80

      Why did the female officer tell that guy the girl snitched on him and then put him back in the car with the same girl and walked her vehicle she should have put him in her vehicle and kept them separated after she blatantly told him that the girl snitched and told her that he was driving!!

    • @soulcocoon6147
      @soulcocoon6147 2 роки тому +5

      @@Smashlee5513 🇺🇸😆

  • @frubge
    @frubge 2 роки тому +19

    "you're a bad thief and a bad liar, you should find another job" lmao

  • @nelsongonzales1263
    @nelsongonzales1263 3 роки тому +5134

    “That’s the cheapest weed I’ve ever seen in my life” that was just uncalled for 😭😭😭

    • @King_Stranger
      @King_Stranger 3 роки тому +81

      shake dont bake

    • @ecstatic3811
      @ecstatic3811 3 роки тому +38

      @@King_Stranger you obviously have never hit a gravity bong😳

    • @jeffrydonald3436
      @jeffrydonald3436 3 роки тому +46

      @@ecstatic3811 how do you know that from "shake don't bake"?

    • @ianherp5678
      @ianherp5678 3 роки тому +38

      @@ecstatic3811 apparantly you've never taken a hit out of a dab rig straight to the dome

    • @ianherp5678
      @ianherp5678 3 роки тому +12

      @Billy Critical aaaah I feel you I live in cali so about the only good thing we have is weed.

  • @LouisManofMusic
    @LouisManofMusic 4 роки тому +716

    First one felt a little Dave Chappell when he said “Alright it’s me...” Lol

  • @sodiumai3144
    @sodiumai3144 4 роки тому +295

    The first dude is just so fun to watch lmao, the cops even laughed

    • @CieraMychele
      @CieraMychele 4 роки тому +17

      "I'm high tryin to lie y'aallllll" lmfao

  • @emilyacevedo4746
    @emilyacevedo4746 2 роки тому +17

    Only 6-7 minutes into the video but I love how chill the cops are at this point. My husband has worked in EMS/fire for many years now and the best officers stay chill and calm and de-escalate as much as possible.

  • @EricaNEmma
    @EricaNEmma 4 роки тому +2225

    "Honey I misplaced my handcuffs."
    "Oh just use ours in the dresser"

    • @sambiscuit6773
      @sambiscuit6773 4 роки тому +30

      lmaooo

    • @poisonivy3271
      @poisonivy3271 4 роки тому +78

      Oh thank God I thought I was the only one who noticed the pink cuffs LMFAO

    • @EpicParrot54115
      @EpicParrot54115 4 роки тому +4

      @@poisonivy3271 that’s some thought almost every comment is about the cuffs

    • @EpicParrot54115
      @EpicParrot54115 4 роки тому +4

      @@poisonivy3271 and this video is old so they knew about the cuffs for months now

    • @poisonivy3271
      @poisonivy3271 4 роки тому +20

      @@EpicParrot54115 do you feel better now? Sorry it was the first time I had seen it I didn't go through the thousand comments either. But for the next time I watch a video and leave a comment I'll remember that thanks a bunch

  • @BuggaBoy69
    @BuggaBoy69 4 роки тому +3194

    “That’s the shittiest weed I’ve ever seen”
    “You’re a bad thief”
    “You’re a bad liar”
    “Get a new job”
    I bet that kid would’ve stole some aloe Vera if he knew what was coming

    • @AFoxGuy
      @AFoxGuy 4 роки тому +57

      He would have invested in Sunscreen as well tbh.

    • @boopsscoopz2206
      @boopsscoopz2206 4 роки тому +50

      Poor thing couldn’t catch a break lol!

    • @Slahpy4L
      @Slahpy4L 4 роки тому +31

      it was kinda rude of the cop... obviously the dude is broke and has nothing has too lie about his mother buying things .. rude .

    • @Josh-qz3ki
      @Josh-qz3ki 4 роки тому +111

      @@Slahpy4L kinda rude to steal and spend that money that he “needs so bad” on weed

    • @austin8292
      @austin8292 4 роки тому +16

      @@Josh-qz3ki this is why drugs like weed, cigarettes, vapes, and other addictive unnecessary drugs. 1. People can die from them 2. People will literally steal for them 3. It could cause people to kill other people like being high while driving. Nothing good comes from these drugs, they really need to make these illegal

  • @djvycious
    @djvycious 3 роки тому +3043

    The first guy was really funny when he came clean. In that moment of humility you start rooting for him, hoping he'll move on to live a normal, fruitful life. He seems like a pleasant guy, at least in this video.

    • @vivianeflores2335
      @vivianeflores2335 3 роки тому +174

      I mean, the cops laughed with him. Im pretty sure he didnt kill someones whole family or something like that

    • @redchally6080
      @redchally6080 3 роки тому +42

      @@vivianeflores2335 they said it was a burglary warrant

    • @vicchavez6570
      @vicchavez6570 3 роки тому +81

      Criminals are classified into 2 categories , violent and nonviolent...

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 роки тому +28

      That's some major Holy Spirit graciousness you are displaying, my brother in Christ. Wonderful to see. (How do I know? We sibs recognize each other pretty easily).

    • @party4keeps28
      @party4keeps28 3 роки тому +15

      Can't blame him for trying lol.

  • @kenleymossor
    @kenleymossor 2 роки тому +44

    To the police officer who has pink handcuffs....
    1,what achievement did you have to do for those
    2,SLAYYYYYYYY PERIOD QUEEN 👑💖💕

    • @queeb70
      @queeb70 2 роки тому +7

      Breast cancer awareness is unstoppable

    • @Moons_broken_right_eye
      @Moons_broken_right_eye Рік тому

      @@queeb70 Is that actually why they exist?

    • @queeb70
      @queeb70 Рік тому +2

      @@Moons_broken_right_eye God, I hope not. I was joking but I still wouldn't completely rule it out...

    • @Np_updates
      @Np_updates 6 місяців тому

      Don't judge by colour

    • @jcurbin305
      @jcurbin305 4 місяці тому

      Slay period queen...😂

  • @lillubey68
    @lillubey68 4 роки тому +2721

    Guy: "..so, I was actually pretty nervous that you guys pulled me over.. we didn't got to school together man.."
    Officer: "Well that was pretty obvi-"
    Guy: "w e s m o k e c r a c k t o g e t h e r"

  • @Jonchua1
    @Jonchua1 3 роки тому +3770

    The first cop was amazing. So chill about it, and gave him a second chance. Just a good cop overall.

    • @roadrevz4820
      @roadrevz4820 3 роки тому +19

      Show is edited. Who knows what actually happened...

    • @AvgGuy3512
      @AvgGuy3512 3 роки тому +84

      @@roadrevz4820 there are good cops and bad cops just like how there are good and bad employees anywhere.

    • @hello-xb7gm
      @hello-xb7gm 3 роки тому +41

      @@roadrevz4820 you must think every cop is bad when they’re good ones

    • @emmetstone1660
      @emmetstone1660 3 роки тому +13

      Plus he’s hot! 😍😍😍 Mmm, I love a man in a uniform

    • @최지훈-o9j
      @최지훈-o9j 3 роки тому +13

      they carry a pair of PINK cuffs, how can they be bad😂

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 4 роки тому +446

    "Who's your friend that you're visiting?"
    "uhhhhhhhhh"
    Always a good sign.

    • @LilLuke98
      @LilLuke98 4 роки тому +2

      Hagrid is that you?!

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 роки тому +1

      He also paused before saying the name of the girl that supposedly walked down the street to a friend's house, and before he said which house it was. If the cops had gone down to that house, I'm sure they wouldn't know anyone named "Sabrina", and if there was a girl named Sabrina, she wouldn't know that guy from Adam. Maybe she would have been a mere child, and had been sent to bed already.

    • @ealiderberinsi9232
      @ealiderberinsi9232 4 роки тому

      “We didn’t go to school together man”
      “We smoke crack together” 😂😂

  • @teddyslibrary
    @teddyslibrary 2 роки тому +62

    7:14
    "I ain't did no shoplifting!"
    "...she identified you..."
    "Tell her to look at me!"
    Bish, what?

  • @kelly_aldridge
    @kelly_aldridge 4 роки тому +3506

    The thing I love about UA-cam is that 90% of the comments are just quotes from the video but somehow they make me laugh and bring a smile to my face. It's a weird solidarity, like yes, fellow human, I also found that part funny. It's the simple things sometimes that bring me joy and make me feel less alone in this world.

    • @johnmagna1492
      @johnmagna1492 4 роки тому +86

      Kelly Aldridge you are not alone 😀😀😀😉

    • @RugBug18
      @RugBug18 4 роки тому +67

      Most UA-cam comments infuriate me, but I like the quote ones too.

    • @rackelthejackel
      @rackelthejackel 4 роки тому +30

      well said. cheers

    • @9livesmatter692
      @9livesmatter692 4 роки тому +16

      Yeppers peppers!

    • @safeysmith6720
      @safeysmith6720 4 роки тому +64

      We’re all in this life together. You aren’t alone, I promise.

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined 4 роки тому +502

    "I didn't steal that"
    "yes you did"
    "OK, I stole it"
    LOL

  • @GIBBSKIDS1
    @GIBBSKIDS1 4 роки тому +2405

    “The store clerk is going to do a drive by” well that escalated quickly....

  • @thomasshrum4006
    @thomasshrum4006 2 роки тому +8

    "This could have been so simple... but you lyiiiied to myeeehh"
    I love this cop lady and her accent.

  • @Zn00w001_
    @Zn00w001_ 4 роки тому +593

    “First of all you’re a bad liar and bad thief ,you should just get a job” DAYUUMMMM lmao 😂

    • @drakejr912
      @drakejr912 4 роки тому +29

      Get a new job*

    • @davidpringle8089
      @davidpringle8089 4 роки тому +4

      He could become presiodent

    • @determined919
      @determined919 4 роки тому +2

      @@davidpringle8089 Like Obama

    • @calecesimmons1476
      @calecesimmons1476 4 роки тому +4

      @@determined919 sir, I was gonna ask why you said Obama (he's black I already know why) but why are you subscribed to comedy central? What do you watch there?

    • @totafea8
      @totafea8 4 роки тому +1

      Calece Simmons stalked(that's how you spelled it?) much

  • @tyrellsoderberg8735
    @tyrellsoderberg8735 4 роки тому +528

    I love how the knife thief gets trolled by the cop. “You’re a bad thief and a bad liar you need to find a new job.”

    • @itsfabs7358
      @itsfabs7358 4 роки тому +32

      "Thats probably the cheapest weed ive ever seen"

    • @saramichele7366
      @saramichele7366 4 роки тому +3

      I was clapping hahaha loved it

    • @instridewith_life
      @instridewith_life 4 роки тому +3

      A for effort but F for fail 😂

    • @BlakeGibbons
      @BlakeGibbons 4 роки тому +2

      As he looks at the camera 😂

    • @pjcarrillo4756
      @pjcarrillo4756 4 роки тому +3

      Its the truth, some people can't expect to make a living like that haha it always catches up to you either way

  • @hunterfisher6807
    @hunterfisher6807 4 роки тому +2067

    “These are my buddies Tattoo and Boom”😂🤣😂

    • @kbabysswalker4350
      @kbabysswalker4350 4 роки тому +114

      That moment was golden.🤣 i love the part at 16:35 where the cop asked who’s the friend you’re visiting? And he answers: ohh...ahm.....pfff...Tom.🤣

    • @xx-ilovehoesxxgamertag1671
      @xx-ilovehoesxxgamertag1671 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @Fume1337
      @Fume1337 4 роки тому +12

      Lmfao i was like bruh

    • @utopiaOKC
      @utopiaOKC 4 роки тому +15

      @Reagan Kole he's some of our uncles

    • @americanhealthcaresurvivor
      @americanhealthcaresurvivor 4 роки тому +19

      He should've said, "These are my friends Cricket and Dookie Shoes."
      Like if you get the reference 😁

  • @JT.Tantrum
    @JT.Tantrum 2 роки тому +12

    The cop ...with the kid with the stolen knives and flashlights
    had me in tears.... "You're a bad thief, and a bad liar... you need a new job."

  • @whitneyfranz1
    @whitneyfranz1 4 роки тому +844

    “She identified you”
    “Tell her to look at me” 😂😂
    Sir, apparently she already did!

  • @dabooser1048
    @dabooser1048 2 роки тому +2556

    Its hilarious when cops know their being lied to and just keep letting the person dig themselves deeper.

  • @rellvaughn9490
    @rellvaughn9490 3 роки тому +1420

    I didn’t expect him to say “we smoke crack together” 😂

    • @jakekowalk9424
      @jakekowalk9424 3 роки тому +30

      yeah lol why did he say that but then denied that he had crack with him

    • @mpayne8206
      @mpayne8206 3 роки тому +30

      @@jakekowalk9424he says I smoke crack with them.... Cop: There's a crack pipe by your feet.... What, huh, are you serious??? What does he want them to believe... He second hand smokes crack?

    • @michaelbradley4196
      @michaelbradley4196 3 роки тому +4

      Lmfao ong 😂😂

    • @workingprogress2951
      @workingprogress2951 3 роки тому +9

      “ we were friends in high school”

    • @Jennuh420
      @Jennuh420 3 роки тому +6

      Honesty goes a long way sometimes lol

  • @allenefremov9459
    @allenefremov9459 2 роки тому +48

    “It’s a short ride” that lady officer was cold hearted at the end😂

  • @christianadams1942
    @christianadams1942 4 роки тому +1340

    “Thats gotta be the cheapest weed I’ve ever seen in my life “14:31

    • @GodronATX
      @GodronATX 4 роки тому +99

      he burned that guy to a crisp afterwards too after he admitted to lying

    • @wowblazeitm
      @wowblazeitm 4 роки тому +89

      I was dieing that dude literally dissed his weed

    • @diablocls55
      @diablocls55 4 роки тому +2

      @Milton Holley it's legal here in Washington

    • @d0sani-368
      @d0sani-368 4 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @Scandalous319
      @Scandalous319 4 роки тому +1

      @@d0sani-368 I cant find that either!

  • @alexsuch7635
    @alexsuch7635 4 роки тому +570

    “We smoke crack together.” “See now we’re getting to the honesty part.” LMAOOOO

    • @Jenvlogs404
      @Jenvlogs404 3 роки тому

      Peer pressure, but he opened up and then charged him for a pipe. I don’t think it was his.

  • @garyfishburne7796
    @garyfishburne7796 4 роки тому +736

    That guy admitted to smoking crack..
    Cop: you're going to jail for the crack pipe..
    No way, that is not mine..

  • @gypsydancer6477
    @gypsydancer6477 2 роки тому +59

    That third scene with the guy in black, I'm soooo glad he's going to jail. I hate people like that. He's got the nerve to tell her first off she was leaving, so he doesn't know why she got out of her car. What a narcissist.

    • @sammyperez7827
      @sammyperez7827 2 роки тому

      Love makin da opps jobs harder 4 no reason it's way better then letting them do their job simply lol

    • @sjenkins1972
      @sjenkins1972 Рік тому +4

      @@sammyperez7827 okay sammy

  • @lindalarsson7037
    @lindalarsson7037 4 роки тому +1078

    "We all go by nicknames, thats Tattoo" hahahaha

    • @lizlam3076
      @lizlam3076 4 роки тому +28

      ughhhh that cop touched the drug pipe w his bare hands ewwww, don’t know why they aren’t using gloves. if I was a cop, gloves ALL the time!! you never know what you’re gonna get into ahhhhhh

    • @rusty4224
      @rusty4224 4 роки тому +18

      @@lizlam3076 what's wrong with touching a pipe?
      I mean unless it got put all the way into someones butt
      I do agree that sometimes gloves are needed haha!

    • @niyyahalexis7691
      @niyyahalexis7691 4 роки тому +2

      A

    • @Okojscreech
      @Okojscreech 4 роки тому +28

      "that's tattoo, and that's boom" rly that was the best he could come up with? lmfao

    • @OJA-jf7bp
      @OJA-jf7bp 4 роки тому +1

      @@lizlam3076 I'm sure handling paraphernalia isn't a huge deal to the officers considering they probably have to deal with that situation many times over.

  • @haney3773
    @haney3773 4 роки тому +984

    You’re 46? But you look 28...you dress like you’re 28....oh! You are 28!

    • @NannupTiger
      @NannupTiger 4 роки тому +70

      I wish the guy had said 'yeah, well black don't crack'

    • @SloanM1
      @SloanM1 4 роки тому

      tas tiger same

    • @stacitowery3475
      @stacitowery3475 4 роки тому +9

      What is that chick wearing, and why???

    • @nenblom
      @nenblom 4 роки тому +1

      Puka 58 Surprise! Surprise!

    • @parkerparker9946
      @parkerparker9946 4 роки тому +1

      @Jar of Smegma thats a lie

  • @crow-vz5lx
    @crow-vz5lx 4 роки тому +561

    "We smoke crack together"
    Acts surprised and denies the crack pipe the cop finds

  • @cmonman7947
    @cmonman7947 2 роки тому +7

    Pretty pink handcuffs, he's all ready to go to the Policeman's Ball!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Np_updates
      @Np_updates 6 місяців тому

      Don't judge by colour

  • @lofttm969
    @lofttm969 4 роки тому +531

    When he said “I’m 46 sir” he sounded like a kid pretending to be their parents calling out of school

    • @DealsandReviewsbyMallory
      @DealsandReviewsbyMallory 4 роки тому +1

      It is like when kids sign their parent's name on infraction sheets. How are you seriously going to sign your momma 's name and my name?!!!

  • @oBRDY
    @oBRDY 4 роки тому +538

    “That’s gotta be the cheapest weed I’ve ever seen in my life” lmfaoo

  • @sarasimmonds1215
    @sarasimmonds1215 4 роки тому +447

    " Youre aging pretty well for 46 "
    What a FLIRT 😍

  • @MrJRW1
    @MrJRW1 2 роки тому +25

    “You’re a bad thief and a really bad liar.” 😂 That’s an understatement. Too funny! It’s amazing how these folks think that they’re going fool the police.

  • @ghazzy258
    @ghazzy258 4 роки тому +382

    "Do y'all need me cuz I need me something to drink I'm thirsty" Lmao

    • @Kay13
      @Kay13 4 роки тому +52

      *comes back with puppy and no drink*

    • @rennellreed9
      @rennellreed9 4 роки тому +2

      @akumma 🤫

    • @Paaka
      @Paaka 4 роки тому

      Thats why the cop raised his hand after they pulled off he knew

    • @crystalsherman8896
      @crystalsherman8896 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 4 роки тому

      That's cause she ratted on that dude lmao. Look at her face when he says how did you find me

  • @1CourtneyMichelle
    @1CourtneyMichelle 4 роки тому +2078

    I laughed so hard 😭 LMFAOOO dude said they went to school together but he was 42 and other guy was 26

    • @nimanixo
      @nimanixo 4 роки тому +35

      That shi was funny asf 😭

    • @SKC193
      @SKC193 3 роки тому +14

      Courtney Michelle Somebody is a slow learner.

    • @patrickconners
      @patrickconners 3 роки тому +49

      He could have said community college and wouldn’t be very suspicious

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 3 роки тому +19

      why the camera man zoom in on her belly tho... 1:31

    • @johngullo9420
      @johngullo9420 3 роки тому +7

      Apparently the 42 year old got left back numerous times 😀

  • @aliislam580
    @aliislam580 4 роки тому +655

    "I need something to drink."
    BRINGS BACK PUPPY

    • @LegendaryWoke
      @LegendaryWoke 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @joebarton3532
      @joebarton3532 4 роки тому +20

      She drinks puppy blood

    • @CeeWorld69
      @CeeWorld69 4 роки тому +29

      She got her drink and she got her puppy while she was inside, is it a crime to multitask lol?

    • @firebrandclan5046
      @firebrandclan5046 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂 puppy just hanging

    • @itsniaa1694
      @itsniaa1694 4 роки тому +9

      @@CeeWorld69 you missed the joke..

  • @TalkswithBellaTT
    @TalkswithBellaTT 2 роки тому +5

    “She identified you”
    “Tell her to look at me”
    😂😂😂 How else you think she identified you

  • @marielpare8290
    @marielpare8290 4 роки тому +422

    I don’t like that that guy was wandering around outside the house where that poor girl was babysitting.

    • @Chezzgirl69
      @Chezzgirl69 4 роки тому +16

      Yes I reckon he’s a pervert.

    • @Beesa10
      @Beesa10 4 роки тому +7

      Bad vibe from that situation, he was up to no good.

    • @ozzysk6354
      @ozzysk6354 4 роки тому +4

      His brother shot an officer in the head too

  • @dodosandwich218
    @dodosandwich218 4 роки тому +5225

    We not gonna talk about those cuffs in the first clip? Looks like that officer was using them for more than arresting

    • @seantheplayer101
      @seantheplayer101 4 роки тому +619

      I've seen some of these episodes where the cops have the little breast cancer ribbon on their patches, wouldn't be surprised if it was something like that.

    • @amberrose7495
      @amberrose7495 4 роки тому +393

      Bruh I got arrested for the first time (I’m a young 19 year old girl) my holding cell mates some had pink cuffs and man I was
      Jelly!!! They were cute like thefuck why am I i this silver? 🤣

    • @luckyluciano4075
      @luckyluciano4075 4 роки тому +23

      Like what else?😂

    • @Drew__Films
      @Drew__Films 4 роки тому +128

      @@amberrose7495 Hopefully it's your first and only time!

    • @mrsk-baby2124
      @mrsk-baby2124 4 роки тому +109

      Im Arizona the inmates have pink everything and cops have pink cuffs as the old sheriff did it to embarrass them

  • @untildawn262
    @untildawn262 4 роки тому +1420

    Guy: We smoke crack together
    Cop: you're under arrest for possesion.
    Guy: 👁👄👁 it's not mine

    • @fade_cr1spy463
      @fade_cr1spy463 4 роки тому +22

      You just wasted 5 seconds of you life looking at this comment

    • @Ur.MomfAg
      @Ur.MomfAg 4 роки тому +17

      Fade _ Cr1spy soooooooo worth it !! I took another 5 just commenting back !

    • @Juubelimies
      @Juubelimies 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ur.MomfAg You take way too much time commenting that if it took you 5 mins

    • @jayy_yayy
      @jayy_yayy 4 роки тому +3

      @@fade_cr1spy463 and you wasted 10

    • @DazedMMJ87
      @DazedMMJ87 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

  • @lenfantdemamaangelieoffici2205
    @lenfantdemamaangelieoffici2205 2 роки тому +3

    ‘’Anything that’s gonna poke me, stick me or make me mad?’’
    🤣🤣 i was like, how he gonna know what makes you mad🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @genesiscda4847
    @genesiscda4847 3 роки тому +1379

    Cop: “you’re being arrested for the crack pipe”
    Guy: “dude, that’s not mine!”
    Minutes earlier: “we didn’t go to school together. We smoke crack together.”

    • @gabbywayman680
      @gabbywayman680 3 роки тому +10

      😭😂😂

    • @amylattimore3589
      @amylattimore3589 3 роки тому +34

      It's like musical Crack pipe when the music stops who ever is holding catches the charge

    • @toryleeann8528
      @toryleeann8528 3 роки тому +4

      @@amylattimore3589 idk why this made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @chrisa7905
      @chrisa7905 3 роки тому

      😂 😂 he might’ve even been telling the truth about the pipe not being his. Doesn’t matter whose it is, just where it’s found.

    • @sueb5645
      @sueb5645 3 роки тому

      You forgot. BRO.......

  • @paigiedoo
    @paigiedoo 3 роки тому +428

    that lady left to get a drink and came back with a kitten😂😂

  • @Moneimay12
    @Moneimay12 4 роки тому +553

    When a cop says this is the cheapest weed I ever seen you just need to let it go🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂

    • @mel3760
      @mel3760 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂. And I don’t even know about weed cause I never bought it , never smoked it, but that’s funny

    • @williamgill5286
      @williamgill5286 4 роки тому +16

      @@mel3760 that sucks for you

    • @supportyourtroopsathletes6460
      @supportyourtroopsathletes6460 4 роки тому +1

      @@williamgill5286 ...I have not had weed except maybe 10 times or less in my life and none over the last 2 plus years, I am good with it as it is my choice and I am happy that I do not though I can get it free anytime I want including yesterday but that's still funny.

    • @friabarbie
      @friabarbie 4 роки тому +1

      Support your Troops & Athletes sucks for you 😂😂

    • @Jay-cq5qr
      @Jay-cq5qr 4 роки тому +5

      @@supportyourtroopsathletes6460 r/hadastrokereadingthis

  • @Crush0819
    @Crush0819 2 роки тому +11

    Something a lot of individuals don’t understand is if you are fairly honest with officers 90% of the time they work things out with you I’ve been in situations where I should’ve been in jail many times and just for being blunt and upfront I was given another chance

  • @jarellmitchell1
    @jarellmitchell1 4 роки тому +271

    That man said "I am Mr. Harden, I am his father" Lmaoooo

    • @suzzanimalchannel1030
      @suzzanimalchannel1030 4 роки тому +8

      🤣 that was great!

    • @KK-zm9lr
      @KK-zm9lr 4 роки тому +3

      Jarell Mitchell He tried to change his voice to sound older and then did know he’s son’s age???🤣😂

    • @boogie1014
      @boogie1014 4 роки тому

      Lmmfao. And why was shorty rubbing her stomach. Lol he said y’all know it’s me. Haahahah she comes back with a dog lol 😂

    • @drrydog
      @drrydog 4 роки тому

      thought that was just me that heard that!! that was epic

    • @JM-cd8px
      @JM-cd8px 4 роки тому

      Worthless people!

  • @teresae.8932
    @teresae.8932 4 роки тому +231

    "You're a bad theif and a bad liar, you need to get a new job." Absolutely gold 😂

    • @LaDono3
      @LaDono3 4 роки тому +8

      @Moe K “terrible” speller because he typed one word wrong. ok

    • @loewhite3515
      @loewhite3515 4 роки тому +6

      @Moe K I bet you’re fun at parties

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 4 роки тому

      @@loewhite3515 why would that matter at all

  • @dvorakpetr
    @dvorakpetr 4 роки тому +157

    Legend has it that Tom, who takes care of his sister with short term memory loss, is still waiting for his buddy...

  • @skippingrhyme4386
    @skippingrhyme4386 2 роки тому +2

    bro hit him with that heater " If it is you thats another felony and your booked or you be honest can walk free today " lol

  • @Xycee32aa
    @Xycee32aa 3 роки тому +2318

    “That’s my buddy tattoo and boom” LMAOOO

    • @mikemiller5637
      @mikemiller5637 3 роки тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣💀💀

    • @laurasar22
      @laurasar22 3 роки тому +25

      i know i laughed at that too! hahah

    • @appleus1599
      @appleus1599 3 роки тому +22

      Thats some pretty dope names tho XD

    • @messyfilms6325
      @messyfilms6325 3 роки тому +18

      I have a couple friends named boom and tattoo also so I found that to be a huge coincidence.

    • @MrTen18
      @MrTen18 3 роки тому

      bruh shut up

  • @trampoleen8750
    @trampoleen8750 4 роки тому +329

    Him: My mom got it for me, I didn't steal it
    Officer: Yes you did
    Him: Yes I did

  • @liamdoyle507
    @liamdoyle507 4 роки тому +197

    “If you’re going to break the law, only break 1 at a time” ...lady proceeds to have no plates, no tags, no license, no seatbelt and has warrants lmao

  • @melodysmith6429
    @melodysmith6429 Рік тому

    "Your story absolutely makes no sense?!"
    "Dude, I've been painting all day."
    "Oh, for real! Now your story checks out. You should have lead with that."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @aidenlikesskate2142
    @aidenlikesskate2142 4 роки тому +590

    “So the store clerk is gonna do a drive by” Wait...WHAT.

    • @adriandominguez9207
      @adriandominguez9207 4 роки тому +72

      thought she was boutta spin the block

    • @sactowntv5046
      @sactowntv5046 4 роки тому +3

      Adrian Dominguez 😭😭😭🤣

    • @ttsweee
      @ttsweee 4 роки тому +1

      ain’t it supposed to be the other way around?

    • @well.826
      @well.826 4 роки тому

      Lmaoo yk what he meant

    • @crystaladams3972
      @crystaladams3972 4 роки тому +1

      The police just went and told on her smh.

  • @leling1986
    @leling1986 4 роки тому +317

    “Anything that’s gonna stick me, poke me, make me mad?” 😂😂

    • @majestic5727
      @majestic5727 4 роки тому +14

      I got somthin that'll stick and poke you right here baby 😎
      Issa pen. 🖊️🖋️

    • @melissapyle7879
      @melissapyle7879 4 роки тому +4

      Lol. Depends on what makes u mad... if u hate candy wrappers then im n trouble...

    • @doggstarr77
      @doggstarr77 4 роки тому +2

      If that cop ever went to jail for any reason I'm sure there are plenty of people that would poke and stick him and make him mad LOL

    • @Noname-dg3pm
      @Noname-dg3pm 3 роки тому +1

      Lol.

  • @rowanlangford4505
    @rowanlangford4505 4 роки тому +503

    they SAVED that poor girl who was babysitting. he was probably trying to break in....

    • @SkeezMaleez
      @SkeezMaleez 4 роки тому +19

      Nah he prolly hopped in the back yard cause he saw the cop

    • @tanimhussain6158
      @tanimhussain6158 4 роки тому +2

      nah then ofc none of us knew that

    • @danieldickson4211
      @danieldickson4211 4 роки тому +32

      I was thinking the same thing man. That girl has no idea how close to a terrible night she was. Who knows what that guy is capable of. That was pretty terrifying honestly.

    • @liz6858
      @liz6858 4 роки тому +17

      @@danieldickson4211 and they said hes killed someone before!!

    • @rohanjethoo7800
      @rohanjethoo7800 4 роки тому

      "We all go by nicknames, thats Tattoo" hahahaha

  • @deannadanielle
    @deannadanielle 2 роки тому +12

    The pink cuffs are so cute 😅

  • @mericle_whip16
    @mericle_whip16 4 роки тому +410

    “You’re a bad thief and a bad liar you need a new job” 🤣

    • @darrellbrodrick2117
      @darrellbrodrick2117 4 роки тому +6

      I have the answer for this STUPID LIAR join the democrap party.... Oh you already are then get to work!

    • @dilligafusmc
      @dilligafusmc 4 роки тому +6

      @@darrellbrodrick2117 You must have a great EDUMACATION.

    • @darrellbrodrick2117
      @darrellbrodrick2117 4 роки тому

      @@dilligafusmc see whaim saying

    • @bagchasingbandit6274
      @bagchasingbandit6274 4 роки тому +1

      I was looking for this command lmao man wasn't playin with em lol

    • @bagchasingbandit6274
      @bagchasingbandit6274 4 роки тому +1

      *Comment

  • @kelseyshania8356
    @kelseyshania8356 4 роки тому +238

    “my mom bought me that knife”
    “no she didn’t”
    “she’s bought me it before”
    “no she hasn’t”
    “no.. she hasn’t”

  • @notoverlyacerbic9574
    @notoverlyacerbic9574 4 роки тому +526

    Regular pitched voice " he should be prolly about 27,8,29 maybe"
    "And how old are you?" .
    Instant deep voice - " I'm 46 sir"

    • @Ad-Lo
      @Ad-Lo 4 роки тому +3

      NotOverlyAcerbic 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Vampiress_2004
      @Vampiress_2004 4 роки тому +5

      I thought I was the only one who heard that😂😂

    • @satan7508
      @satan7508 4 роки тому +3

      That same thing happened on ps4 this kid was cussing a storm up... I mic'd up and said hey u sound 15 chill. Instant deep voice im 20 i died!!!

    • @tomjones1099
      @tomjones1099 4 роки тому

      Koi m

    • @PsychicMeemee
      @PsychicMeemee 4 роки тому

      STOP ! ! ! ! ! haha,ha

  • @matthewtaylor8396
    @matthewtaylor8396 2 роки тому +2

    The K9 OFFICER SAID THAT'S GOTTA BE THE CHEAPEST WEED I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE... ☝️HE STOLE THAT TOO OFFICER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheAlexvill98
    @TheAlexvill98 4 роки тому +836

    “Your story makes no sense”
    White guy: “I’ve been painting all day” 😂😂😂 what?!!?

    • @jennyb.9237
      @jennyb.9237 4 роки тому +15

      As if it’ll make a difference😭😂😂

    • @keepontruckinoutlawlife1248
      @keepontruckinoutlawlife1248 4 роки тому +4

      He's a crack head

    • @epicmilk8518
      @epicmilk8518 4 роки тому +18

      @@jennyb.9237 it does make a difference cuz them paint fumes gets u lightheaded

    • @brannanburdette2558
      @brannanburdette2558 4 роки тому +2

      He was clearing it all up for him 😂😂😂

    • @SpeedlimitFR
      @SpeedlimitFR 4 роки тому +1

      yeah everyone knows white people don't paint

  • @HaviTheHigh
    @HaviTheHigh 4 роки тому +417

    “I didn’t drive it earlier, it was at my friends house.” “What’s his name?” “I don’t know.” 😂😂

    • @khanhle7917
      @khanhle7917 4 роки тому +13

      How can you not know the persons name. That you let borrow your car? Lols I wouldn’t let someone borrow my car that and not know his name lols

    • @troytheboy1985
      @troytheboy1985 4 роки тому +1

      saying that i would get a lift home from a guy at work didn't know his name

    • @SReed0811
      @SReed0811 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @timromanowsli1349
      @timromanowsli1349 4 роки тому

      @SeriousName tim romanowski

    • @seanawanna4008
      @seanawanna4008 4 роки тому

      The SECOND I opened the video up (because I watched 1/4 of it) I read your comment along with the video 😂😂

  • @khenchen1218
    @khenchen1218 3 роки тому +342

    "Do you have insurance?"
    ... Its in the works...
    "What does that mean?"
    .... I got a quote...
    "Your license has been expired since 1999"
    😭😭😭😭