Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Many of you have been begging us to go back to the Pirates series for a LONG time. Today you get your wish. Dead Man's Chest is almost as terrible as the first Pirates movie is fun. Plenty of sins to be found, as you will see.
That's it for this week, folks. We're gluttonous Americans, and that means this is a turkey-feasting holiday week. 2 sins vids next week as normal. Happy Thanksgiving.
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In this case, Barbossa is eating the apple because he's been waiting ten years to taste one.
dead man chest is set after a year of the curse of the black pearl jack got fucked up by barbosa in his second year as captain so jack was pretty much finding barbosa for 10 years
he's eating an apple to look like an asshole. if he just wanted the taste he could have done it while he was upstairs, or really any time before they arrived. but he arrived, waited upstairs without touching the apple, and then took it down to take a bite in front of their face.
@@אביבעזר I don't get how you "look like an ass hole" by eating an apple. :/
Nah he’s just finishing off a bushel of apples. Which is like 35 litres in volume
@@rocklebrun7538 It's a movie cliche that has become a Cinemasins running joke. For some reason, filmmakers usually have characters eating something - usually an apple - when they want them to appear glib and only half-interested in what's going on. In this case, it actually thematically fits with Barbossa, since he mentions wanting to eat apples multiple times in the first movie... but it also succeeds in making him look like an asshole XD
I got a jar of dirt,
I got a jar of dirt,
I got a jar of dirt,
and guess what it's inside it!
more dirt?
Yup.
+Jaye Mattews ENOUGH!
and you fell down a stair
+Jaye Mattews uhhhhhh DIRT!!??
There's nothing wrong with a masterpiece
That's not even true.
And now tell me something else, where is the masterpiece you are talking about?
+Primo Zerajo You are seriesly missing the joke.
RainbowNinjaMaster Social you are too
Primo Zerajo So you admit your missing the joke.
RainbowNinjaMaster Social dude its not too hard to see that captain jack sparrow wrote the comment
"you were telling the truth"
"i do that alot yet you people are always surprised"
A sin should be taken off for that there alone because of how true and relatable it is
Shekola Carrington E. C.
crocodileguy 2 easy 😂
that's how is it with me.even when i tell the truth people never believe me
Funny because people have the opposite reaction with me.
Aye
how did Norrington get off the island? ...hmm... sea turtles obviously
Yes, strapped to his feet.
Sea turtles, mate
it was mentioned in a deleted scene that Norrington was picked up by british ships.
@@LuckyUnlucky47 There are no deleted scenes on Disc 1 or Disc 2 of the 2 Disc Special Edition DVD or the Blu Ray.
@@LuckyUnlucky47Are there deleted scenes on Disney+?
"That's a horse on a boat right there" always makes me die
🤣🤣
Thats how they did it back then
@@silu4894 😂😂
Why?
Apparently, that shot was a reused idea from Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio that didn't make it into the Zorro film from 1998. It was originally going to be discarded for being too expensive, but it got shot in one day.
WHY does NO ONE understand Barbosa taking a bite of that apple at the end?!?!??!?!?! It's really simple! In the first movie, he said that the first thing he was going to do once he became un-undead was "eat a whole bushel of apples"; to emphasize that, when he gets shot and becomes un-undead and falls to the ground, they have him randomly holding a green apple in his hand that gets knocked out of his dying grip by his impact with the ground. Here, at last, he finally gets to take a bite of an apple. I mean, it's sin-worthy in its own right, since all the other references to the first movie were, but you didn't get WHY. HOW?!?!?
+Wandergirl108 We do understand it. but the whole apple thing is a running joke on this channel.
John Doe I wasn't just talking about people on this channel. Literally no one I've ever seen see that ending has understood it. My parents didn't, my classmates didn't, NO ONE gets it, and it's REALLY simple! It's like how some people still think the island on Lost was some sort of afterlife, even though the ending showed that the flash-sidewayses were to an afterlife that all the characters created to meet up in AFTER THEY DIED, so they could move on to whatever comes next together, ergo they were alive when they met. I just don't understand how anyone could be so absent-minded and still bother watching TV shows or movies with plots more complicated than Spongebob - they obviously don't understand ANY of what they're seeing, and they don't feel like trying to use their brains to figure it out, why do they even bother watching in the first place? X( SIGH…Sorry, I just get kind of frustrated when people get all confused about something that was very clearly explained to anyone who bothered paying attention. It happens way too often. >.>
Wandergirl108 In that case, I agree with you.
+Wandergirl108 I got the first time i saw it.
+Wandergirl108 hey i agree with you but 'Ding' you spent a whole minute explaining it!
oh and by the way you thought no one undertood it so guess what 'ding'
"And for how long can he step on land? An hour? A day? A year?" They actually said 1 day ashore, 10 years at sea
Let him, he's just a stupid hater
And that goes back at least as far as Wagner...
And when he talks about how he turns into a lobster squid its explained in the movie
@@andrewjessop6054 Wait, I JUST watched the movie and I missed that part. I did have a hard time keeping up in general, though. Why is he a lobster squid?
@@GinkgoBalboa142 i thinks its in worlds end about him not helping souls pass to the locker so he was cursed
I think a sin should ALWAYS be taken off whenever "He's a Pirate" starts playing.
agreed
+chakrafiend Yeah
surprisingly he's a pirate is barely played in these films it's more of the black pearl
+chakrafiend maybe they should double the score?
+1 sin, jack had like 3 black marks on his hand and the black "spot" was mold
I love all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Yes
Gross
+kyle magaro How, in any way, is that gross?!
It's probably meant in a way people use the word ''fat'' these days.
Me too!
"Perhaps you know a certain pirate named Jack Sparrow."
Will and Elizabeth: "CAPTAIN!"
Jeremy: *sigh*
Me: lmao
Daniel Lee I liked that though :/
LaLiLuLeLoLol tbh I actually cringed at that scene, still love the movie tho
It’s Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
There should be a Captain in there somewhere
Captain
I’m Captain Jack Sparrow
Because of it's over used joke. Captain is a title, just like military rank, mister, miss, misses, miz, docto and many more. When a person earns a title, it is inappropriate to not address them by title or title and last name. Throughout the movies, they don't call Jack "Captain Sparrow" so they can use that correction gag, but they heavily abused it.
However (!), much of the movies, he doesn't have a ship to captain, so as addressed in the movie, he's not really a captain, ergo, more reason to why it's a bad running joke.
Haha! I literally wrote almost the exact same thing! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
isnt davy jones technicly playing the organ with his face?
More His beard but yeah basically
It’s his beard dude.
As he had a beard during his transformation - Which changed his beard into tentacles coming from his face... Hmm... I suppose he is, yes.
He used this sin in the next vid
I wanna eat Davy Jones.
Take off a sin at 12:23. Norrington obviously roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft. With human hair. From his back.
TOTALLY going in TGP.
Roman B. Nobody mind this fool. He's insane.
KonguZya *nods*
@@fares_dn did you know? sherlock holmes is going into retirement, and i think you’d be an amazing replacement.
I would take off a sin for "I GOT A JAR OF DIRT"
Royal Doughnut That was uncripted.
I would take all of them off
This movie has no sins in my opinion
The thing with POTC is you have to watch the entire series twice to fully understand what's going on.
1,2 and 4 i didnt haft to watch twice to fully understand, the third i had to
Once. Inception was not confusing at all. POTC 3 however, I didn't understand Jack's plan and all that, the first time I watched. About Inception though, I watched it twice, because it's an amazing movie.
Waka Mole
You watched Interstellar yet. The movie's a real mindfuck, but I managed to get through it.
Waka Mole It's pretty good.It's really confusing to the average moviegoer, though.
Waka Mole Alright, cool.
You should take 3 sins off, 1. The zany bar fight was great and Jack walking through it without a scratch. 2. Geoffrey Rush is awesome and Barbossa knows how to make an entrance. 3. The cast literally had no idea Geoffrey was gonna show up, they were originally told that Zoe Saldana's character would be coming down the stairs so that the surprise on the cast's faces would be genuine.
they also didn't tell Orlando Bloom that Elizabeth and Jack sparrow kiss in the movie.
You mean Will Turner, cause Orlando wouldn't really give a shit.
Zamolxes77 That doesn't make any sense.
If Turner were to know, that means Bloom would know, so the reaction would be acted, not genuine.
They didn't tell Bloom so he'd be genuinely surprised, thus giving a more realistic reaction.
You're an idiot.
realistic reaction? how exactly is the mild surprise of someone who discovers a minor detail wasn't in his script, which would probably result in a raised brow, a realistic mimic to someone finding out his betrothed is kissing another man after being attacked by a kraken?
Connor Murphy another sin off for music! It blended so well with the movie
if i get a ship, i'll call it "The Coincidence" :D
I'm naming the ship in my D&D campaign "The Coincidence" =]
If I get one of these; (I hope I can soon)
images.app.goo.gl/QABHyeC5XXyTM1MQ9
I'm naming it: "Coincidence is the Only Truth!"
Id name mine Unsinkable 2
I think he meant HMS coincidence
I've an army
We have a hulk
I got a jar of dirt!!!
Selfish gaming Gaming and guess what's inside it
Selfish gaming Gaming and we have noses unlike voldy baldy
*Furiously* *inserts* *Tangled* *'I have* *a* *Dream'* *song*
Why is gamora
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!
Do Chronicles of Narnia :)
That'll be a looooong list...
Le "TheJutsch" What was wrong with it?
narutofanere everything
Oh that would be so good
narutofanere no movie is without sin my friend
I got a jar of dirt
And guess what inside it
A heart?
dirt
Enough
And now in German! :D
Ich hab' 'n Glas voll Dreck
Und rat' mal was da drin' ist
The CableRat que?
Wait why the fuck was there a horse on a boat?
Marcus Hall It's called "rank" in the 18th century... Ever heard of it? :P
Ben Horsman Yeah I've heard of it, but if that horse gets spooked or if there is one wrong move that thing is going to plummet into the water and drown. I'm just saying that having the horse in a ship instead of a small boat would be less risky.
The horse on a boat sin I didn't think rated as a sin. Ponies still get moved between the islands in a boat these days, never mind back in ye olden days.
J LP moving ponies by boat isn't exactly sinnable to me. But a fucking Longboat of Carribean Piracy era is NOT strong enough to hold an adult horse.
Aside from that, the only reason there was a horse on a longboat in this movie, was because Beckett had to act all high and mighty, not bothering to walk. I believe this was a sin well-deserved.
Rajiv Thakoer I never quibbled about the type of boat or the era, just saying, horse on a BOAT isn't a problem.
One thing about Davy Jones- He can only teleport at night. That's why he couldn't do it for "The Coincidence" scene, since it was daylight.
And come one! You're not gonna take even ONE sin off for the Flying Dutchman being the most badass ship in fictional history?
+Emperor Palpatine As we see in At World's End it clearly isn't. Cause the Black Pearl apparently is even more bad ass. that's why everyone freaking wants it
+TheBelieveit1 and that is why Jack made the deal with Jones to raise the black pearl in the first place, clearly a more superior ship.
Domolikesyoshi Though to be fair, it does get taken from him quite often and fairly easily.
I ought to Report you JUST for the coincidence that you went with that particular Username and Profile picture
I think I'm the only one who can say that POTC 3 is one of my favorite movies of all time. Yes sue me, whatever. The original POTC trilogy I love, 4 was ok, just not as good as the first 3. Also I think I'm the only one who UNDERSTANDS THE MOVIES PLOTS! Maybe I'm just weird but I never got why people never understood those movies. Is everyone just thick, probably not but how come this is too complex but movies like the Bourne films aren't? Also before you say this is a kids film, its really not, just like how Indiana Jones isn't a kids film.
I liked all 3 of them(not the 4th one) and I understand the plot. My favorite one is the thrift one. Now let me stuff eggs in you mouth
Is that your excuse to saying you like mediocre to bad movies?
Leianization Its called an opinion. Seriously what dictates a movie being definitively good or bad? Your opinion? Jeremy's opinion? Metacritic? the oscars? I like these movies, just cos you don't doesn't make my opinion wrong. And you are fully entitled to yours, but this whole reason of being too complex is like if I said, the Bourne films or Memento are stupid films because they are too complex or the same issue with the MGS story in video games. I don't think that cos I love the Bourne films, Memento and MGS, but you might as well say the original Star Wars films are bad for being too simple. Its an opinion dude, if you don't like it don't comment and move on.
aTrick man Eggs? Ok I'm probably dumb and don't get that but I'm guessing you were being sarcastic?
The plots aren't complex or difficult to understand, they're just terribly stupid and full of inconsistencies.
"You're 98% boat at this point" ahaha
Cinemasins was too busy making bad jokes to see ACTUAL things wrong with this movie, like, say, when Will cuts that guy's stomach open and all the fish spill out, they disappear three shots later, DING, and the Kraken's teeth phase through the railing when it engulfs Jack. DING.
I think he focuses more on plot mistakes and problems instead of just common "goofs".
Peter Nagel They go for goofs too but Pirates of the Caribbean has so many sins, he could go on for 30 minutes!
Hey, you may be right, but... they were pretty good jokes, really. Give 'em that.
the cannibal has a stainless steel knife and fork.
***** Please provide examples. CinemaSins is funny, but not very memorable. I don't remember any of what you're talking about.
Why is it that whenever somebody disguises themselves as a henchman in a movie, the other henchmen don't realize they aren't one of them? I mean, I can understand if it's a huge fortress and there are hundreds of guys walking around doing shit at any given time, but in this movie she's on a ship with, like, twenty dudes who presumably all know each other. At least one of them should be like, "oy, who's that bloke who looks like a lady? I 'avn't never seen him 'afore."
Dude looks like a lady!
You know, with all these movies now getting over 100 sins, I wonder what some the older sins videos he did like The Last Airbender and The Hunger Games would look like if he did them now.
It's funny how Catching Fire has more sins even though it is the superior film. The first one was good but was the cameraman Muhammad Ali?
rockfan96channel l was thinking Michael J Fox :D
rockfan96channel Catching fire superior? cant figure out what movie is the worst - Nothing superior about catching fire though.. Thats for sure lol
basse161 You think the first Hunger Games movie is better than Catching Fire? That's a first.
SirGamerPerson Why people who watched the first Hunger Games movie would actually want to see the second one ? The first one was painful enough...
Elizabeth's plan was to get on the ship and pretend to be a sailor. When they found the dress and believed it to be a spirit, she improvised.
apple assholes are so fuckin common in movies now. I didn't ever realize.
Apple assholes are also commonly known as hipsters
+Jacob Lewis Bruh
+rashida asaria If you don't know why he was eating that apple than you weren't watching Curse of the Black Pearl.
That is because you are a baby
Everything wrong with CinemaSins. Dead Man's Chest is a masterpiece.
Oh they way ahead of you on that they already did a sins vid on themselves
Agreed that this film is a masterpiece! These sins are still fun to watch though.
@@freddylowe4900 masterpiece is being way too generous
Agreed. At World's End is also a masterpiece.
@@leob4403 deffo not, there is a video on UA-cam talking about how dead man’s chest has the perfect plot
phantom of the dutchman LMAO
Ikr? XD
No sin for the kraken who is grabbing people without looking?? Does he have eyes in his tenticles?
the tentacles probably have organs that senses movement
Henk 013 oh god I thought that said testicles
so u dont have to move and he wont harm u?
are you assuming the krakens gender? pff
It can sense them
The third one is so much better than this but then the 4th one is a total pile of shit. I hope the 5th one will be good because the series needs a come back I love the lore.
***** noooooo no the 3rd is way better than the second, it goes 1st then 3rd then 2nd and 4th. But that's a respectable opinion.
***** The second has the best ending of all 4 movies ill give you that. Such a great ending.
***** Did you just acknowledge someones opinion on the internet? Can we give this guy some sort of reward for being a rational person? Hopefully I don't sound sarcastic...
The fourth one was great. Mermaids, black beard and the fight scene at the end where Jack inserts a bit of logic and tells the pirates, why fight when they can just sit back let Blackbeard and Barbossa fight each other to the death since that is the only reason they are fighting and not wound maim and kill each other and get ignored.
its the same what they did to Indiana jones: the series gets worse with every new movie
Actually, the sin at 11:21 has an explanation, one that was actually in the movie. Jack doesn't have the Black Spot anymore; Davy Jones took it off.
Jack was supposed to serve on the Flying Dutchman for 100 years as payment for being the captain of the Black Pearl for 13 years. While Jack was only (physically) captain for 2 years, Davy Jones counted the additional years where Jack kept using the title "Captain". Davy Jones tells Jack that in order to pay his debt, he needs to get 100 souls in 3 days. Jack accepts the deal (offers Will Turner as the first soul...because that is how he rolls) and Davy Jones takes the Black Spot off.
The Kraken attacks The Black Pearl because Davy Jones sent it there, not because it is drawn to the Black Spot.
Good point. You seem to really know the movie, so correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Jack get the Black Spot back before this final scene? And Elizabeth said, "It (Kraken) is after you, not us." I think Elizabeth's line and the fact that she locks Jack up on the Black Pearl always confused me as to who or what the Kraken was really after. After all, Elizabeth was the only one who saw Jack rowing safely away while the boat was being attacked. Unless she was just making an excuse to get rid of someone she was secretly in love with and didn't want to admit it... but that might be reading into things a bit. *shrugs* Whatever the case, I still really enjoy the movies.
JLWhiteHorse
it was an excuse or someone filled her in on what was going on at some point and she thought jack still had the spot.
But the black spot comes back. Jack sees it happen while looking at his hand.
Jack Sparrow is a dick to Will Turner XD
JLWhiteHorse Elizabeth figures out that Jack (not the Black Pearl) was the true target of the Kraken once Jack gave the order to abandon ship. Jack was willing to leave the ship behind, which goes against logic. Combine that with the fact that he ran away earlier, and it wouldn't be too hard to figure out.
Also, Swann respects Jack, especially after he came back to rescue his crew, but that doesn't mean she loves him or that she is above using him to save herself and the others.
And the Kraken was sent to the Black Pearl because, logically, Jack would have been there.
6:28 The CGI for Davy Jones deserved at least 2 sins off for how well-done it was. Despite being a film from 2006 the effects are still as good as any you'll find today.
Except the kraken, which looks like it emerged from a PlayStation 2.
I hate these fish creatures with their horrible skin though. I can watch videos of real murders easier than I can watch these disgusting things in this movie
@@GinkgoBalboa142 Even the Kraken looked amazing. Have no idea what you're trying to prove. The scene of it destroying the ship is breathtaking.
You don't just take home the Best Visual Effects Oscar home for nothing.
@@GinkgoBalboa142 xbox* 😅😂🤡
@@GinkgoBalboa142 playstation 2 photorealistic lol
A squid-lobster-*MAN* hybrid.
He's half squid, half lobster.... and half man.
A squidlobsterman, much like manbearpig.
Oh God! Does Al Gore know about this?
He does now .
sir, i'm not sure you know how halfs work.
HDwalrus sir, i'm not sure you know what i am referencing. What i said was a parody of a line of the South Park character Al Gore, who believes in Man-bear-pig who is, and I quote from the words of south park themselves, "Half-man, half-bear and half-pig."
Tristyn Russelo ah ok
Fun fact: The part where Keira kisses Jack, they didn't have in Orlando Bloom's script. So that actually is a genuine "I saw you kiss another man" pose.
Someone please explain to me how Johnny Depp didn't get a sin off for his portrayal of Jack Sparrow?? He commands literally every scene he's in and gives a masterful performance
Honestly he was never funny to me and Johnny Depp isn't manly enough, his voice is frail and weak, not a commanding presense, probably because he's a wine guzzling chainsmoking hobo with bad breath
Honestly he was never funny to me and Johnny Depp isn't manly enough, his voice is frail and weak, not a commanding presense, probably because he's a wine guzzling chainsmoking hobo with bad breath in real life
Because people are sick of Johnny Depp's nonsense.
that dress is obviously black and blue.
Its a trick of the light. Different light means different colours.
*sigh*
Facepalm
Forgot about that idiotic debate that was solved the same week it started.
Stop it .............>.> I agree tho
Keira Knightly is Keira Knightly 😍 40 sins removed
fun fact she was only 17 in the first movie
Deathpool What?
Rohail Sheikh yes
Rohail Sheikh feelin' guilty about something now or why are you wondering?
Angelo James Mordini 40 likes added.
I'm surprised so many people don't like this movie. I think it's great, and better than the first.
same
well, i don´t think it´s better than the first one, but i still think it´s an awesome movie
I totally agree with you and I found this 14minutes+ video very sad and pathetic
Miles Leavitt I think this movie is funnier than the first one
Miles Leavitt my favorite in the series :)
It always bugs me how English speaking people say "the Kraken". Kraken is already the definite form. It comes from the Scandinavian word "krake" which more or less can mean giant octopus, and in Scandinavian languages you add "en" or "et" (depending on the word) to the end of a word to make it definite, and since "krake" ends with an "e" you just add "n". So what you're basically saying when you say "the Kraken" is "the the giant octopus".
Likewise, you can't say "a Kraken" that's like saying "a the giant octopus". You would instead say "a krake" ("en krake" in Scandinavian languages).
But I can understand why native English speakers would think "the Kraken" and "a Kraken" sounds right.
Still bugs me though :P
The part of your computer that an Ethernet cable connects to is called NIC. It stands for Network Interface Card. PC tech will still call it a NIC card.
Essentially it's the same thing, but the same thing still applies, not everyone knows it, so not everyone will react the same way. (Or at least not everyone I know, knows any specific Scandinavian words along with correct pronunciation of them
It always bugs me how non-English speaking people don't understand the rules of the English language. There is only one Kraken, no one says a Kraken, therefore you say THE Kraken and seeing as it is the name of it's species you can't say release Kraken.
I'm glad I'm not the only person who gets annoyed by this. Especially,when everyone I know refuses to even listen to my explanation -_-
***** You very much can say "release Kraken" since that would be the correct way.
Also "Non-English speaking people"? I speak English a lot, thank you very much. I'm not a NATIVE speaker of it though.
And yes, there is only one Krake, that's why it's "Kraken".
I even ended it with "I can understand why native English speakers would think it sounds better though". And with that, I also meant "use their rules". I know you have different rules for how you use words, so I'm not really sure what your point with your comment was. I just said that personally, it bugs me that you say "the Kraken" since it sounds wrong to Scandinavian ears, I never said it wasn't correct in English.
The "you can't say" is just me referring to Scandinavian languages and how you can't say "en (a) Kraken" in Swedish, for example.
If I didn't understand the rules of the English language I wouldn't be able to speak it, mate, or bend words the correct way. Not sure if you meant it as an insult, but it didn't work since I actually have been speaking English for most of my life, we learn it really early here ;) But I will still always have a Scandinavian ear, which is why "the Kraken" sounds wrong to me.
Oh you scholar!
0:32 he did that on purpose
absolutely...that was done to show what a d*ck Beckett is.
Exactly that, glad others knew it too
Its a bit annoying when he does this whilst sinning sometimes, I no one is perfect but its a bit annoying that we get a couple of these per movie just to inflate the sin amount.
+Blue Tigah ~ No, he just didn't get it. If had gotten it, the sin would have been "This guy is a dick to Swanns" or "movie tries too hard to make us think this guy is a dick".
It’s that whole proof, certain Americans can’t get sarcasm..
Elizabeth pretending to be a dude I can believe. NONE of those pirates hitting on her anyway I don't, because everything about her makes her the most handsome dude ever.
Lanoira13 I was kinda hoping to be the most handsome dude ever, but thank you for informing me so I can quit wasting my time.
It's okay man, he's just the handsomest crossdresser, you still have a chance.
Lanoira13 no offence I mean this as a joke but you sound gay
Straight men wouldn't hit on another man, doesn't matter how pretty they are.
Just Some Jew you forget pirates are gay in reality they would hit on a pretty looking dude
Sin 123.... Sea turtles mate, Sea turtles.
Oh yes:D thanks mate:D
is there a tvtrope for people who are jerks eating apples yet?
and if so, is it called "apples to assholes"?
I'mma go check.
Not yet, as far as I can see.
Falling Pictures Productions
thanks
Jonathan Perez Your mission is clear.
ferd617 i tried to make an account but it never sent me an email for verification. i dont really have any wiki experience so maybe itd be better for someone else to do it.
NO! EVERY PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE IS PERFECT!
The Lone ranger was crap though
Agreed!
On Stranger Tides was terrible bro
Get back to work, Walter!
LuiError I agree, the first 3 were amazing but the 4th was complete crap.
you people have horrible taste. thats sad
What many people don't understand is that Jack has been to the Isla de Pelegostos before, as he tells the tale to Mullroy and Murtogg before saving Elizabeth in the first film.
I personally think the reason he's their chief is because they're the slaves he freed when working for Beckett
Elvy
I think the freed slaves might be the people living in the swamp.
holy shit you're right never realized that
Tobie Olson i noticed
(Jack to Murtogg and Mullroy): "And then they made me their chief"
I´m not married to Keira Knightley in this scene. DING.
That’s because you’re a pencil dick
"Tentacles grab everyone except people who are main characters"
literally the next scene they show is a main character grabbed
How come Jack isn't sinned for not being able to pronounce "drawing" but he has the largest vocabulary of any character in the movie?
ecumenically... grammatically...
That's the proper pronunciation of drawing btw.
we know it is a drawring of a key
@@adsfornothing3146 wow this post is 4 years old 😂😂
@@cody3504 i know. a drawring.
1:45 He didn't wait down there, he _materialized_ on the ship. The way Davy Jones does it later on, when he visits Calypso aboard the _Black Pearl._ In fact, the primary reason the _Flying Dutchman_'s crew boards ships instead of simply teleporting to them seems to be tradition. They're pirates too, after all.
5:02 Clark Kent disguises can actually _work,_ you know, although there's a _lot_ more to it than wearing different clothes. Also, a woman pretending to be a man actually _did_ actually happen on pirate ships now and then, with the most famous cases being Mary Read and Anne Bonny.
7:30 That guy is a part of the ship--like, _physically_ a part of the ship. When he lurches forward to speak to Will, he leaves half of himself behind in the wall. Not to mention he's holding that lamp, and presumably has been doing that for a while now, so technically he _is_ doing work.
8:37 The last ship the Kraken got hold of was much smaller. This one is a bit bigger, so the Kraken takes more time, but really, it's still more-or-less a curb-stomp battle anyway.
12:50 They're not about to bring Jack from the Kraken, they're about to bring him _back to life._
U know, i watch these for pure entertainment. Cinemasuns is really funny, and DOES point out flaws, but someone of them are mainly opininated sins. That's why i get the vibe he isn't 100% serious about bashing on the movies.
Totally agree. In fact, if people watched the Cinema Sins they did on themselves, they confirm this. However, as a writer I can say watching these videos has made me far more conscientious of my own work. They do have a wonderful way of picking out discrepancies.
JLWhiteHorse oh my god, i'm totally the same; i love writing and always find myself thinking, are people going to bash on this? Can i do this in a different, reasonable way that's believable?
Oh, and *some
***** no, but i noticed other people putting down very serious comments, completely dissing on the movie, i mean. So i thought i would put down my two cents.
***** The above comments are not trying to defend the seriousness of CinemaSins. We know it's for laughs and I definitely enjoy the humor of it. However, as writers, we do know that a lot of the discrepancies that are pointed out are very legitimate, allowing us to be more critical of our work so hopefully we can be better at our craft. And, hey, getting entertainment thrown into the deal - awesome job, CinemaSins!
***** Yes, and I agree with that, as I've stated. I'm not sure where the confusion is. A lot of the sins are just for fun and not to be taken seriously ie. "no lap dance", "this actress is not my girlfriend", etc. Some of the "sins" however do make one go, hm, yeah that wasn't a good move on the writer's part, such as, "If it's established that the one with the black spot is being hunted, why is the beast never actually going after him even if he's right there ready to eat?" Those are the kinds of things we writers learn from.
you forgot one thing mate, he is captain Jack Sparrow
I always loved this as a kid because of how dark and strange it is.
What
Me to I loved the original trilogy when I was a smol boi :D
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) is also strange and dark.
11:26 actually davy jones removed the black spot when he gave 3 days on the night jones teleported to the pearl
Well, another proof that the guy who made this video is just a stupid Potc hater
6:30
It's explained in World's End, where because Davy Jones refused to ferry the dead Calypso cursed the crew and ship and captain
Since Jeremy isn’t paying attention to the film,
Davy Jones removed the black spot from Jacks hand when Jack promised 100 souls to escape servitude. There’s no point giving someone 3 days to do something if he’s going to die before that. When the Kraken does show up, it’s after Jones sent it after the black pearl, not after Jack
The black spot later reappears on his hand right before the Kraken came tho because will escaped with the key
Serious question: has this series ruined movies for you? When you watch movies are you always noticing the flaws?
He said on his Twitter once no, he still loves watching movies
Is this to him or to anyone? If its the latter, no. I'd never let a youtube video ruin something I liked. If one of these made me not like a movie then I didn't really care much for it to begin with. If its the former, see kyrectx2's comment.
I can't watch a movie anymore without noticing all the little flaws and saying things like "Roll credits" out loud. I don't mind it much, but it has ruined anyone else who doesn't watch Cinemasins to watch movies with me.
ExplosiveSpartan I DO THE ROLL CREDITS THING TOO. But I even do it with books now, which makes no sense.
I sometimes hear a ding when I watch movies
woman:"let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other!"
cinemasins:"I like the cut of your job lady! when do we start?"
I lost it 😂😂😂
I don’t think this guy realises that Elizabeth was being sarcastic.
to be fair, bootstrap bill waited in the one place jack was sure to turn up eventually, the rum room, is that really a sin?
+Timothy Fisher He obviously knew he was out of rum, and waited for him in the rum cellar.
There's like 5 or 6 real sins, the rest were just things you didn't like.
You're new here, hello!
Isn't that basically what sins are on Christianity though? Stuff people don't like.
Jānis Gaļanskis I've actually been subscribed to cinemas ins for about 8 months now, but I do get your sarcastic comment
Katahn Hardy
Then why on earth do you bother posting your initial comment? Or do you still not get the idea behind this channel?
Mikki S just sayin...
oh cmon, the scene:
Lord Becket: I believe you know a man called Jack Sparrow
Elizabeth and Will: CAPTAIN!
is a genuinely funny scene xD
and by the way, barbosa eating an apple is a reference to the first movie. He offers Elizabeth an apple and later says that once he is alive again, he will eat a basket full of apples.
awsumnobo
funny, there is a scene in Gotham where the penguim eats an apple and I imediatly heard cinemasins counting that sin xD
I wish you would do On Strangers Tide - so I could watch it to see what happens instead of sitting through the film
+Damian Charleston ...
Penelope Cruz is in the movie if you're interested.
Thanks. I think Sam Claflin is in it aswell and I'm a fan of his so I'm torn
It's up now!
Finally lol
I don't think the arrest warrants should be a sin. He knew exactly there was one for Elizabeth Turner, he just wanted to see the Governor's reaction.
And oh come on, i understood how to play liar's dice just by watching the scene .. It's not rocket science
Jorge Cruz I think I learnt Liar's Dice from Red Dead Redemption.
Why am I telling you this? I dunno...
Do you remember the good old time, there cinema sins wasn't about nitpicking... with 3-4 minute long videos about actual movie sins!
I enjoy the 15-20 minute video's. It felt the 3-4 minute ones where just rushed to get them out the door and established as a series.
Now they know people enjoy it they tripled the video length.
Actual sins like "scene does not contain a lapdance"?
Because the show is not about pointing out the things that wrong, but about making the viewers laugh. The actual genuine sins are just a bonus.
If you want genuine issues being pointed out, I suggest looking up Great Movie Mistakes which was shown on BBC3 and hosted by Robert Webb.
Devansh Chauhan you do realize that they actually like a lot of the movies they sin? Also 80% of the sins are things normal movie watchers don't give a f**k about.
About half of your statement is right. They made shorter videos, but they were never about real sins, always nitpicking stupid shit. Go watch the first few cinnema sins videos.
Is it just me or is Jack's voice as deep as the Mariana Trench at 9:34?
3:47 The kid is holding a fork with the right hand, and a knife in the left, while etiquette dictates it should be the other way. ;)
Tell that to the lefties
That's true. Oops.
no..you know what's a ? THE FACT THAT HE HAS A BLOODY FORK AND KNIFE IN A BLOODY TRIBE FOR GODS SAKE XD
Nightster no shit Sherlock
Because a tribe kid on an Island has etiquettes.
When's the next Pirates of the Caribbean gonna be sinned?
At the world's end
Diarmaid Reilly Nice one XD
candileeable No, I meant when will at the world's end be sinned, like cinemasins making a video on it. I know about the next movie.
gamingchrizie today
Enki Bircan Thanks.
That sin tally would probably be under 20 if you watched both part 1 and 2, attentively
nooooo. And i thought that my favorite movie had no sins...
"No movie is without sin"
THIS is your favorite movie? This is the most generic hollywood shit out there.
I wouldn't go that far. I found it to be a good movie, but obviously not the best.
starkingbiker Thank you for criticising my opinion
Nicholas Cleave Thank you for criticising my opinion
Oh come on! The scene with jack and the kraken should take away a sin for awesomeness
Do _Home Alone_ for the Holiday season!
YASS! CinemaSins
Yeah! They needs to!
Hey did it
Eh, some aren't really sins - like Barbossa eating the apple.. I was actually happy for him - when I saw it the first time; because I really felt sorry for him.. we wasn't such a bad guy..
The apple thing wasn't "make him look like an asshole", it was to confirm that he was really back in a living form as he was able to enjoy the apple. Perhaps Jeremy forgot the whole bit from the first movie about apples?
It's a running gag in the videos.
scar3crow
Or, you know, Jeremy is doing one of his running gags?
Falling Pictures Productions
Possible, but I'd say their reference and plot indicator trumps his running gag.
He's a murderous pirate that became captain after staging a mutiny and killing some of his crewmates (or abandoning them to their death), and then spent 10 years going around the world killing everybody to get the gold back so they could actually enjoy all the killing, raping and pillaging. Yeah, he wasn't that bad.
Honestly this one might be my favorite pirates movie. I loved seeing Jack captain the pearl and any scene with the kraken was amazing, plus Davy Jones is such a great villain
I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
is it the rum?
Dingus shits inside it
I know the "apple is for asshole" cliché is a joke but that's a reference to the first movie, to show that Barbosa can finally eat.
But now the question is : HOW THE FUCK DID HE SURVIVED ?
He did not survive, Calipso brought him back to life
Tia Dalma brought him back.
Magic sure is useful
Chips Light
Magic of any type, dark, light, friendship, fire, wizard, etc is the perfect Dues Ex Machina for everything.
Falling Pictures Productions
Especially Hollywood's Magic
8:36 the other ship was a sloop which was much smaller than the one will was on.
I know there are a lot of sins in this movie, but there are sins that need to be sinned.
8- Sparrow is a surname, it's not like jack is part bird or anything
13- what? What are you talking about? What does that mean?
15- um, he said "will be drawn to the man that HAS the black spot." It's not like the kraken can teleport, can it?
41- Adrenaline, obviously...
43- she didn't plan it, she improvised because that's apparently how most things work in this movie
44- if they're stupid enough to believe that the dress is a ghost, then do you really think they'd notice her?
52- hello?! short person, big table, isn't it obvious?
54- this very question is answered in at worlds end
59- also answered in at worlds end
66- because mercer is actually looking for her
68- see at worlds end
70- he is working, as a lantern holder
75- no one really cares how the game works at this point
80- bigger boats are hard to sink
102- sword practice is basically the only thing they've been doing between this movie and the first
104- well, yeah, there's dirt everywhere on the seat, the indicator that the jar of dirt has been used
107- since the first movie
111- slow reaction time I guess?
112- krakens are actually quite intelligent
121- no kraken is perfect
126- jack was sent to the locker, if the kraken really wanted to eat him that badly it would have done so sooner
129- does eating apples really make someone an asshole? Are apples just the food symbol of asshole-ism?
Sin Sin Tally: 22
Sentence: Horse on a boat...
Keyboardkat3 it's supposed to be for fun....
Sarah Danielle I know, I'm just making a joke.
+Sarah Danielle he is also doing this for fun
+Primo Zerajo And it is very funny. Especially "68- see at worlds end". Made me laugh a lot. "107- since the first movie" was quite funny, too.
+Keyboardkat3 124, scene at the end of credits, i think.
havent seen it in a while
3:46 primitive era with stick spears and what not
Guy holds up 19th century knife and fork dafuq?
4:05 wouldn't you stop what you were doing as well if someone yelled at you. even in another language someone yelling at you would get your attention
Yes ! The guy who made this video is just a stupid Potc hater
I've seen this movie many times not, guilty pleasure, but I still don't get the dice game!
The dice game makes zero sense. I've tried to figure it out through many many viewings and it literally can not be understood based on the facts and information given in the movie. So therefore it makes no sense haha
What I get from the movie is that you have to guess the total number of 6s that all the players have rolled, all the while trying to convince the other players that you might have a certain number of them in your roll. It's kinda similar to Cheat. DJ calls Bootstrap "a liar and you know it" because while he may seek to convince others that all of his die are 6s, it is too obvious that he is trying to lose because everyone rolling perfect 6s is quite impossible. I don't claim to be correct, but this is the sense of the game that I get when seeing that scene. Do I make any sense? O.o
Liars dice is an actual dice game and you can find the rules online. I'm not sure do they play with actual rules in the movie, but in real life it's a bit like poker because you have to bluff and count chances.
I have played it and it's a really funny game once you get it.
Play Red Dead Redemption, will straighten every thing out.
dennis20014 From what I remember of Red Dead Redemption:
Every player starts with 6 die.
Players 1, 2, and 3 put them in the cup, shake the cup, then put the cup upside down so no one can see their die.
Player 1 makes a guess that there are "x" number of "x" sided die (the number on the top), then the other players decide whether to increase the number of die they bet there are on the table or they increase what side the die is on and guess any number they want.
The way Player 1 can do this is to look under their own cup to see how many they have and have more information to make their guesses or to call another player out.
This is calling a bluff. Player 3 says that there aren't "x" number of "x" sided die on the table.
Everyone removes the cup exposing their die. They count the total number and see if there are at least "x" number of that die.
If there are "x" number of die or more, then then Player 3 who called the bluff must take one of their die away. If there are less die than "x", then Player 1 must take their die away and "gets caught bluffing"
An alternative to calling a bluff, is to say the guess is spot-on, not one die more or one die less. They count them up and if there are more or less, but not equal to Player 1's guess then Player 2 must take a die away. If Player 2 is correct and there are exactly "x" number of die just like Player 1 said, then player 1 and 3 both remove 1 die.
It's sounds complicated, but it is actually simple and I'm just bad at explaining things.
Do Everything Wrong with Alien.
And then, Everything Wrong with Aliens.
Agreed
Artistic Manikin i´d agree too, but it really starts to be painful, when some of your favourite movies are treated like every other reviewed movie on this channel, mainly the bad ones
Denis Paulovič This very same terrible movie is still one of My favourite movies.
Luke DS well, good for you, you´re not that type of person who likes movies just ´cause everyone else likes them
Denis Paulovič Nor do I pretend to dislike things because other people do.
1:42
The reason why bill stay down there is because the last rum is down there and he knows his previous captain drunkness so he grab the rum and waited
He knows jack will be searching for the rum
I've never seen a single minute of any of the PotC movies. Tell me...am I *really* missing anything?
***** You would know...
Since it means that you haven't seen Keira Knightly becomming a kick-ass pirate, I'd say you've missed something.
I'd advise watching the first. You can skip all the others. The first is great :D
Technically after watching this video you have now seen quite a few minutes of the movies.
They are switch your brain off entertainment, but no not really.
0:25 - "You have three arrest warrants" - that was on purpose to devastate the father... Jesus I know you're supposed to be cynical but at least try to make some sort of "understanding" of character choices when they aren't completely idiotic.
I like how he simply named the ship "The Coincidence" and casually refers to that ship as "The Coincidence" XD
12:13 WHY MUST THE MONSTER TAKE NOT ONLY JACK DOWN BUT THE SHIP!?!?! +47,000 Sins!
*Sentence:* Trapped in Grand Dragon Leviathan from Yu-Gi-Oh (Waking the Dragons) *Zorc's voice* "Eventually Everything must serve the Darkness!"
"The Coincidence" lol.
you are in actual fact dead wrong about Elizabeth disguising herself as a young boy to stay on board that ship! take one sin away! that was done with surprising frequency in our actual real world history! not just at sea but even on land. women would often enlist in the military disguised as young/teenaged boys with surprising success.
I was always surprised that the cannibal child did not try to fight Jack Sparrow with the fork after the kooky pirate swiped his knife. a knife just what I needed... 'Stab' "Oh bugger!".
11:21: Actually, earlier in the movie Jones made Jack agree to collect 100 souls for him, (as Jones thinks Jack's soul is worth 100 souls,) & the Black Spot vanished from his palm. So, actually, the Question is: How, (and when for that matter,) did Jack get the Black Spot back??
In the movie, he and Elizabeth were about to kiss, but then the spot reappears on his hand. Around the time where this guy says "teasing". That's when, but I don't know how
Didnt the black spot came back when the ( three days period ) davy jones gave to jack to collect 99 men ends??
I'm not sure why ANYONE would think Jack's soul is worth 100. He's really a cool character and all, but let's be realistic here.
@@ranroon273: Uhm... when did that end??
@@LadyOnikara: YES!! -1,000 Sins! *Sentence:* Super Saiyan God Power!
Shut up. Dead Man's Chest was a great movie.
My favourite of all the PotC movies
uhh...I'm pretty sure Barbossa only ate the apple because since the first film, he had thing for apples.
he had a thing for apples cuz assholes love apples so that last bite was just a reminder that he's a bit of a butt
OP is right - it was a "oh, remember the previous movie?" sin and not a "let's have him eat an apple to make him look like even more of an asshole" sin.
13:03 Hector said in the first movie that the first thing he would do after lifting the curse, was to eat a whole cart of apples.
I was waiting for a “Jack survives this” sin for the scene where he falls down the cliff, through aalllll those bridges, and onto SOLID GROUND 😂
You know, these were nice when you actually pointed out mistakes and flaws with films. Now all you do is analyze every little detail of the plot and actions of the characters, while adding in your own personal opinions. Not to mention, half of these sins shouldn't be here because you failed to understand the context of them. It's like you never even saw the first movie, or have any idea that these movies do not take themselves seriously.
Sins keep getting higher and higher
Actual mistakes keep getting overlooked.
See a problem?
Nice copy paste bro
"These movies do not take themselves seriously". Neither do cinemasins. It's not serious. Just a bit of fun.
6:02 thats litterally said in the movie and shown by will leaving at sunset, was your monitor on while you were watching the movie?
even though the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are flawed, I still enjoyed them. Except the last one, Stranger Tides.
One of the things that always bugged me about this is that all three fighting could easily have got what they wanted. Norrington needed the compass. Yes the point was to get the chest, but ALL he needed was the compass. Jack wants to force Jones to call off the Kraken. Will wants to save his father by killing Jones. Let that play out, Jones dies meaning the new captain of the Dutchman either gets the Kraken or it dies with him, either way all problems are gone REALLY quick if they think instead of going RIGHT to the swordfight.