Everything Wrong With Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2017
- There's a new Pirates movie, whether you wanted it or not. So we went back to the last one looking for sins. Here's what we found wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
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"This electrical outlet, this electrical outlet, and this HVAC vent" best sin ever
I'm personally still partial to "rhino nipple".
ROLF thanks the magic ruined XD
Trandoshan3000 Trandoshan3000. when was this?
that girl 3:22
PikaSamus thanks
"Why is the name of this movie "On Stranger Tides" and NOT "The Fountain of Youth"?" It's funny because French title is exactly "The Fountain of Youth"
It's because it was based on the completely unrelated to Pirates of the Carribean novel On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers. Published in 1987 and also a big influence on the Monkey Island games. They bought the rights, replaced the original main character with Jack Sparrow, then.. This.
The International for Pirates 5 is Salazar's Revenge. Why Do those overseas always get the more straightforward titles.
More interestingly, why do overseas titles always get different names? Just make it the same damn thing, translated if necessary, everywhere.
Nah, I prefer Salazar's revenge, thank you.
Because the US wants to hint at the plot rather than give it
Cinema sins sinned someone falling in love with a mermaid instantly.
Isn't that sort of the point of mermaids?
I think that's rather sirens, but yeah, you're right
It’s sirens that would make the listeners become charmed by them. Idk about mermaids, though.
"character falling in love with a mermaid cliche" mermaids can do more than falling in love... (Insert inappropriate mermaid-me too-hashtag-joke here)
Objectively examining a sin. That's ten sins right there.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ding!
Isn't sinning stuff about movies sort of the point of CinemaSins?
The fact the director allowed electrical sockets into the scene is worth 100 sins.
Mariyah Ali honestly I find it funny 😂🤷♀️
100 sins and a kick in the balls
where?
Agreed
How about the Harry Potter director who decided it’s ok to have a camera and cameraman in a shot 😅
Or peter Jackson having a car in middle earth 🤣
Really surprised that Disney overlooked the electrical outlets...
They didn't, but it's not like the owner would let you do _anything_ to his well preserved castle.
This isn't a cardboard house where you pay the owners a few thousand bucks for the damages you caused while filming and call it a day.
It's called furniture.
It's fairly good at being opaque.
or just put a plank before it, just for the movie...
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+Kieran Arnold - wright Mind writing that in the exact opposite of whatever cypher/code/enigma/language that was?
"Art imitates life and life is stupid." 2nd best sin ever.
and what is the best sin? i think it should be ughughughugh!, that made me laugh so hard. that came totally out of nowhere
When Adam from Yourmoviesucks saw Life(2017) he had this to say about it:
I just saw Life, and just like real life, it was painfully average, kind of boring, and really fucking stupid.
The best sin is "Uhhhh, no." from the movie 2012.
I am partial to "DIE HUMANS DIE AHAHAHAHAHA" from San Andreas.
Saw the new one and had to laugh when the bad guy said "Dead men tell no tales" and I straight away heard "Roll credits" from a few rows ahead.. And that was even before the title came on screen
The man himself might be sitting upfront said rows...
Xd xd
“ we still need an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet while the other one do like this.”
Honestly, that shit was funny.
Then the next move barbossa says some shit then stabs the bottle.
I'll bring the goats. I suck at trumpeting.
@@LadyOnikara Why do you suck? It's blowing device.
That was Johnny Depp's dinner order.
It accidentally made it into the final movie.
This movie was obviously disappointing by all measures but that twist at the end with the Spaniards wanting to get rid of the Fountain was brilliant and it delighted me to no ends. It's so unexpectedly in character for the Spaniards at the time. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
littlemissmello
It was also a really good call on the Spaniards' part. That place would have started wars.
The Brit getting shot trying to claim the fountain for "His Majesty" was also by far the funniest part of the movie.
How was it funny? I'm with the Spaniard some one should make a note of that man's bravery. Also why is his majesty put in quotation marks?
It makes sense, honestly.
You must be a real "party starter" huh?
"THIS Electrical outlet, and THIS electrical outlet, and THIS HVAC vent!!!" 3:23
Best
Line
Of
The
Whole
Video
Harry Holdstock have to admit, i didn't even see those when i watched the movie
Really? I thought the best line was "Uggghghghghhgh".
I don't get that one, honestly.
GDSK09 Have to agree with you there man xD
shadowbrain4814
Why would electrical outlets exist back when the movie takes place?
Also: why wasn't Blackbeard one of the pirate lords in the previous movie? I mean, if he's so high profile in this universe as well. they should have given him a seat at the table, or some explanation on why he wasn't there at the very least right?
I think it's bc he operates independentaly
@@meya4557 That or no one wanted to pass it on to him, which is how all of the other lords gain the position.
I think everyone hates him and Blackbeard doesn’t care about the pirate code.
I think its jsit because this movie is jsut a filler and isnt actually part of the plot
Introducing blackbeard in the third film would have been a bad idea... On paper. If this is set in the early 1700's it could have been set up that black beard was in his prime off the coast of north carolina and he wasn't ready to give that up to save all of his buddies. But considering what the shit that they did do with him... Black beard in our world had a buddy who was NOTORIOUSLY BAD at being a pirate. If anything it could have been set up that Jack was working under the dude who took over blackbeard's buddy's ship.
"Looks like the Spanish Inquisition went to the Lois Lane School of Disposing of Things" a great line out of context
Not if you know what it is 😂
I still remember when I went to see this movie and it was dubbed in Spanish.
When they name the mermaid, Syrena, my whole showing was laughing.
The reason is that mermaid is "sirena" in Spanish, so the line sounded like "the mermaid's name is mermaid".
Funny thing, that only works because of the dubbing.
Kevin H. Pilgrim Well, I believe that in the original mythology sirens were the ones that had fish tails and lured men to their death by singing to them. So, it should sound weird in English too.(" The siren's name is Syrena")
sirens were greek i believe, they were originally half bird half woman. i don't know where the fish came.
MackLyon actually a harpy is a bird lady not a siren
Olivia Caron Both harpies and sirens are half bird creatures. Harpies are incredibly ugly and steal food or they take people who have done wrong. Sirens are beautiful and use their voices to lure men to their deaths.
It must have been weird for the actress then since she was spanish and barely knew english back then. for her it was probably like "hey you have a role, you're a mermaid and your name is mermaid!"
"Love at first sight is real, as long as you're incredibly hot."
13:35 If a mermaid falls in love with a man. she gives him the kiss of breath, so when she drag him to the deep he does not drown
Makes sense.
Somehow it didn’t work at the Disney theme park
@@sovietapples6122 haha
Dude, mermaids aren’t real, every story can make their characteristics whatever they want, if no one in this universe mentions it than they do not have that ability in this universe. An author can create a fantasy world where mermaids are flying lizards, it would be weird but totally legitimate.
@@adriob7520 Yucatán?
14:30 I mean I know its all in good fun, and is supposed to be tongue and cheek, but given Jack and Barbossa's history with Undead sailors, I can kinda see why they aren't terribly keen on messing with the disturbingly active corpse
Breasts without nipples: Good
Breasts with nipples: Bad
Movie logic.
+HeilEvalionMienFuhrer, Mien lovely Fräulein, I beg to disagree!
& I am QUITE sure that you yourself are a case in "point"! (stay beautiful!)
Wounds without blood: Good
Wounds with blood: Bad
pointless Male nipples : Good
Evolved to give life female nipples : Bad
okay creepy white knighting asside... >.>
ya thats basic movie logic for you. Violence = good. sexual anything = bad.
coures then there are moves with tonnes of sex and violence but those are up in the higher ratings. but ya pg-13 and earlier anything violent is okay. while natural and/or important things (like our sexuality) is considered pretty taboo in alot of cases.
Well lets be honest, half women half mermaid, probably doesn't come with milk
and about the cut-cut-cut-cut fight scene... it was filmed that way to hide penélope cruz was pregnant and was replaced by her look-a-like sister mónica cruz 😉
Cool.
don quijote de bolonia I just like that she has a sister that I presume is also hot AF
Tom G. Oh She is....She, is...
I present, Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur! I personally LOVE this ad campaign she stars in;
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Also she and Penelope have a whole Lingerie Line called 'L'Agent for Agent Provocateur'.😍
The 3rd movie sin: 170 in 20 minutes.
The 4th movie sin: 147 in 19 minutes.
I said at least it's slightly improvement.
I just unnecessarily did the math, that's 8.5 sins a minute for the 3rd and 7.7 sins a minute for the 4th
Why is the third one more
it's also only 2/3 the length of At Worlds End so adjusting Stranger Tides for inflation you're looking at more like 220+
Ya but the first one got 50 sins
Yeh first one was made when cinemasins used to go short and quick videos so it doesn’t count.
So I’m sinning cinemasins for not realizing that the king is Mr.Dudley from Harry Potter and an extra sin for not making a joke. Sinner gotta sin yo
Dudley was the cousin, Mr Dursley is the king. That's still a valid ding for CinemaSins
bbria28 guy on the King’s left side is Qyburn
@@dylan1406 Guy on the other side is the Voice of London from V for Vendetta.
Who gives a fuck about Harry Bitch Potter Asshole
@Døggo who cares about the fame mate. Fuck fame.. im rich 🙏🤑🥂🖕
I never even considered the screams for the falling voodoo doll is due to the sensation of falling. I just thought he was freaking out expecting the worst when it hit the ground.
Eseem wow... I just realized that... three years after your comment
Omg wait what I have just realised
He actually was freaking out for the expectation he’d die from the hit of the ground when he threw the doll, this channel is stupid asf on this
Maybe both?
But he still keeps screaming as the doll hits the water
I know it's an older movie, but I'd really like to see The Road to El Dorado
It's only 17 years old yes it's needs to be sinned for Spain.
YES. YES TO ALL OF THIS COMMENT.
Grace Baker YES OMG PLEASE
I love that movie!
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!
6:42 "It's almost like the environment evolves in real time based on what the plot requires of it."
That's actually an interesting concept for a movie, or at least a video game.
I feel like most of this movie wasn’t even spent on the ocean, and that I feel is the greatest sin. It’s basically just Indiana Jones but with the Pirates of the Caribbean characters.
Honestly who cares, after those bloated 2 and 3 I was sick of seeing those damn ships (black pearl, dutchman etc)
@@leob4403 I care
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Young White Male -> 😄😄😄
Young White Male they killed Jesus, ya know, eh?
Young White Male i'm dead
That one was pure brilliance. lol
HAHAHAHHA
It's called "On Stranger Tides" because that's the name of the book the film is sort of based on. The book had no characters from Pirates of the Caribbean in it, so *ding*
Jonah Falcon does it says anything abouy what mermaid did go priest?
Yes, it goes into great detail, I believe that chapter was called "Bow Chicka Bow Wow"
Hey chicka bump bump
I get these references.
Actually no, the book has a character named Jack. So, they went with that.
Just FYI about the 'secrets of the fountain,' you missed one key detail: The ring that Jack stole from Calypso. He recognized it, which is why he stole it. He gives it to Angelica, and she says she traded it to learn the secrets of the fountain. So if you want to know who made that mess up about mermaids, the answer is Tia Dalma, a.k.a. Calypso. This franchise requires great attention to detail and reading into things that are not made obvious.
Cinemasins are going to have a goddamn field day with 'Dead Men Tell No Tales'...
I wasn't waiting for the Spanish Inquisition reference because NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
N THE PORTO POTUGAL
I expect the cock inquisition
I definitely didn't expect this comment
If you expect the Spanish inquisition you become nobody
Even the Spanish inquisition
As he moves up the palm trunk, it gets thinner. This makes the ropes looser, and allows him to slip through them.
Sure, but if you look at the profile of the trunk's base, it does not appear to have any immediate taper to it. In fact, if anything, the point at which Jack was tied seems ever so slightly narrower than the point right above it. And since a clothed human has less friction and more give than a palm trunk, it should actually have been easier to crawl out of the ropes right away than to move up the trunk. And that's not considering the fact that climbing up a tree using that technique backwards, with no apparent ability to really manipulate the rope in relation to your body would be extremely difficult/impossible, and definitely would not work unless you had a bit of slack to start with.
In addition to Tobias's comments, there's also the fact that even if the trunk narrowed a bit,that wouldn't explain how he navigated past the top end of the tree with all of it's extending palm branches which would stop him from getting off the top. And then there's the fact that even if somehow you managed that; you would pop off the top facing the wrong way with nothing to grab on to; you'd just fall face first off the tree once you came off the top.
There's nothing about that escape that is logical, which is why they avoided showing it, the answer is movie magic and magic like that is just a writers crutch that we're expected to accept as a half assed joke
maybe he managed it because its just a movie, idk.
Farming Ah, the Tommy Wiseau school of movie logic.
"Like her blouse, I am torn."
I feel the need to point this out now,
They put a kid on a boat in which they knew mermaids were gonna attack....
"Yo let's put the youngster on the death boat!"
I know he ended up surviving but still.
It's blackbeard and the kid would probably help with the singing (higher voice than the rest) I know the comment is 2 years old
"Both will try to eat you, but mermaids are hot and topless."
*likes*
I rather go out the mermaid way
Yeah, but there's something fishy about mermaids...
ruddthree like pizza with no sauce
Eating your ass....literally and figuratively.
Well, technically one of those things also applies to sharks.
after "Prometheus School of running away from things", ladies and gentlemen, there is "Lois Lane School of Disposing of Things" XD
CORALINE PARMENTIER, pianiste -> I caught that too, Love It!
They needed a secondary school.
KynigosTheWolf yeah I totally guess so, and I agree :-)
What's next?
The Leeroy Jenkins school of military strategy?
Dastvan I love that one xD
Another sin: You forgot that the flag on the British ship has the cross representing Ireland when apparently this is during the reign of King George II, well before 1801.
Also another sin: King George II here is portrayed as fat and demanding, but he wasn't (only towards the very end of his life he was). During this time he was leading his army into battle against the Jacobites. How have the mighty fallen.
Nova Also, the flags flown on top of the Spanish ships are those of modern-day Spain, and not the white background and jagged red “X” of the Spanish Empire, which would have been more appropriate for the film’s time period.
Yeah, this is like putting fat Elvis in a movie about his younger years.
you forget this isnt real life, but they should change the flag
As much as it pains me to say, this whole movie is a sin... It has nothing to do with the rest of the movies. If it was some other pirate movie it could have been something but as a continuation of the saga it's a total sin
Just wait till you watch the new one...
Dario Carbajal the new one is WAY better than this one. It actually felt like a continuation of the first three movies.
Agreed! I just pretend the 4th didn't exist and this is a continuation of the trilogy. When I went to see it I was a bit aprehensive, but it really was better then the 4th, my expectations were exceeded on this one (thank heavens!!!!)
Tânia Ferreira get ready for another!
Tânia Ferreira Not to mention Jack Sparrow is not a leading character.
you gotta delete at least 20 sins just for the soundtrack alone they are always amazing.
Long live Hans Zimmer!
Captain SumTingWong -50 sins for that sweet flamethrowing ship
"the myth that puncturing a barrel of liquor makes it spew like a geyser"
I work in a bottlethop, and i can comfirm that when you break a pressurised container of liqour with sudden force it does, in fact, go off like a grenade.
Source: many hours spent cleaning up after Guinness grenades
Untitled-1 wood barrels aren't pressurized.
They're made to be airtight and watertight, and the alcohol inside releases gasses which creates a difference in pressure from the outside.
3:10 to be fair here, the guard doesn't have a gun. He has a musket. Even a skilled marksmen does need at least 30 seconds to load this thing. And you can't run around with the barrel loaded because keeping a musket loaded for a long period of time before shooting increases the misfire chance dramatically. You load a musket only when you are about to shoot it.
I have a question. Barbossa stabs Blackbeard with a poisonous sword, making him dying. Why does then Angelica get years of immortality instead of just a couple more minutes added to her life? I mean, he was gonna die anyway.Doesn`t that mean his life is shortened?
Noone knows what the fountain of youth can do
I think the fountain takes the amount of years you have lived and will live (predetermined apparently) and gives it to the other person, so whether Blackbeard was dying or not, his daughter took all his years.
Good ol' Blackbeard survived a beheading and is skilled in necromancy (or at least, he can zombify people). Clever Barbossa had a plan with his poisons, but a plan of success does not always mean success.
I wouldn't be surprised if that poisoned slash-and-stab was enough to incapacitate Blackbeard from the fight, but not kill him.
It’s not the years they have left in their current cinrcumstances, it’s “all the years they could have lived, if fate had been kinder” - Tia Dalma
In the movie Angelica explains this to Jack but a lot of people seem to overlook it. Basically the fountain gives person A all the years that person B HAS lived and WOULD have lived in the the ideal circumstances. (as Angelia put it ''You get all the years that person has lived, and would have lived if fate had been kinder.'')
4th sin. "Cadiz, Spain. Not to be confused with Cadiz, Kentucky... Wait, there is a Cadiz, Kentucky? Well, f*ck." *GIVES A SIN*
Well, the movie is set somewhere around 1700. Cadiz Ketucky was founded in 1820 (not sure, maybe later, but not before that year). So, it's a sin.
But the point is it exists to the viewers of the movie, the text isn't for the immersion or for the characters, it's to inform the audience, keeping it clear as they did should not have been sinned, however the sins are not the point of these videos, these aren't reviews, they're comedy.
HostileRaccoon
The sin is that they put the info of the place when he *cinemasins* doesn't care for it
Because probably about 60% of the cities in the US are named after somewhere else in the world.
I was half expecting the London bit to be "Not to be confused with London Texas".
Mermaid+Phillip love story is more interesting than Jack+Angelica
Murali Thaya Both are still a better love story than Twilight.
Sadly, none of those comparisons are saying much...
The shit it is. It was a breath of fresh air to have a male and female lead _not_ fall in love with each other. Angelica was a selfish, deceptive, despicable witch who got stranded on an island by her co-star, and that was a relief.
I cried when that love story between Serena and Phillip ended... Fight me
David Earnest
They’ll have to fight me too because this movie so lacked the epic ness of the original and they are all too obvious to pair (in a way) because they’re the only young people around ... but I loved theirnstory
But their story didn't end, she gave him the ability to breathe under water and they went to live together.
I didn't think it did end. If u mean BC its not in the other movie then yes
He became a merman.
God Almighty, the Creator was manifest in the flesh. He came into the world to take away the sin of the world. He gave up his own life to save yours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for your redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. This is the Gospel which means the Good News. Those that reject redemption will go to hell.
1 John 1:8-10 KJV
If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. [9] If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. [10] If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
John 1:1-3,10 KJV
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. [2] The same was in the beginning with God. [3] All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. [10] He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
Isaiah 44:6 KJV
Thus saith the Lord the King of Israel, and his redeemer the Lord of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God.
Revelation 1:17-18 KJV
And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: [18] I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.
Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Acts 4:12 KJV
Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
John 5:24 KJV
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
Scrum: “We take the ship than! Now!” XD I love the mutiny scene
*No sins for fishermen in Spain speaking perfect English to talk to other Spanish people???*
*Everybody speaks English in Hollywood!*
JoeDurobot actually, in that period spanish was the international language, so it's kinda ironic they are portrayed speaking english...
don quijote de bolonia - How is that ironic? And who are you contradicting??
But that's movie making in general. The cast's language is geared towards the general audience the movie is for. If the target audience is people who speak english, then the movie will be in english. Just like no doubtedly the dubbed or subtitled versions will stay consistent to that language. Also hollywood produced movies sometimes add in the appropriate language depending on how long its going to go on for. Most people are ok with a little bit of subtitles but don't want to spend an entire movie reading subtitles.
JoeDurobot if you think that's weird, if you watch the Chinese dub every character is speaking Chinese!
Silvio Rodriguez
Still laughing about the outlets
Where?? Timestamp?
thrillspeak that was two years ago lad
@@thrillspeak2861 3:22 I gotchu fam
Best parts of this movie in my opinion blackbeards intro and jack and barbossa bonding
i cant watch any movie now without looking for someone eating an apple lol i love it
"Between the mermaid and the Philip" too funny
"Is that tear still fresh?"
...thank you.
“Everyone in London new that jack sparrow was putting together a crew EXEPT for jack sparrow”
aww I was hoping for a sin off, I loved hw Ponce was set up, just like a part of the ride. Aw Philip was my favorite character, the only good person, not a huge fan of mermaid love story but still. Also loved the Spanish destroying the fountain, that's historically accurate.
So that's how Finnick got his swimming ability...
Yep, he was turned into a merman!
AND he was *eaten* by fish-people... Just sayin'.
Drea C 😝
I honestly think that some movie studios should seriously consider hiring these guys, to point out all the holes and flaws in their movie.
Exactly! They should make movies with instead of the 'directors cut' make it the 'cinemasins cut'!
Why would they want to reshoot? That'd cost way too much money and the quality of a movie has very little to do with its success. Especially when it's part of a successful franchise. Really, it'd just be a waste of money.
Young Justice YJ Is Best genious idea!
Red Viper then have them on from pre production! Have them look at the script as well before it is green lit
I'd like that but most people are just too stupid or casual to see the difference, and those who aren't won't likely pay for such movies and just stream or download
Actually, the problem is that I cared way more about that priest/mermaid subplot than the actual plot which was full of holes. The only thing that saves this movie is Jack.
Straight up, my old history teacher was one of the guards in the opening scene,, If you look close enough, you can see one really fat guard and apparently it was because he managed to eat three full english breakfasts a day. He was singlehandedly the greatest history teacher!
Still waiting on those Mummy movies Jeremy, you better get to them soon, Tom Cruise isn't going to wait around for you. He's going to release his version whether you like it or not.
ParanoidBigfoot I like Tom Cruise, but the fact he's infiltrated the Mummy franchise and Brendan Fraser is perfectly able to act in this role, is total bullshit.
Charisma and how many action franchises is this man going to be in?! He already has Mission Impossible and Jack Reacher. But I think they should've given it to someone younger. Michael B. Jordan. Scott Eastwood. Anyone.
Well, it's a reboot of the orginal mummy movie and has nothing to do with the Brendan Fraser movies, wich themselves were reboots of the orginal.
Charisma
No, your comment is total bullshit. Universal monsters are fucking legendary, and Brendan is completely unsuited for the dark and spooky films they are trying to resurrect. The only thing he could play in this new Mummy franchise is a high-ranking desk jockey.
I liked the Brendan Fraiser Mummy movies (third one not included). They where campy af but I found them enjoyable.
I'd say Blackbeard DID have such a bad reputation that sailors wouldn't want to work for him....
Hard Boiled Entertainment yes because it says he was a notorious pirate killer
He could sent Edward Kenway instead of his sluty daughter.
How was his daughter sluty? She never slept with anyone and she was set to marry Jack the only one she ever kisses.
I guess you missed the part where she slept with Jack while she was in a convent =P
"This electrical outlet and THIS electrical outlet and this HVAC vent!" had me in stitches :D
This movie just felt like a way to tie the loose end of them discovering the fountain on the map so they could just move on to the fifth movie
Ok, The bit at the end where jack is going to kiss Angelica only to go 'I gotta go' and the music just cuts off is genuinely funny. That should have been a sin removed.
I always just refer to this movie as the fourth one
Cillian Brouder thats because it is?
Damn
That was an harsh experience
Cillian Brouder I don't think people refer it to anything else?
The fourth is this one XD
That’s why he calls it that
I know this is kinda old video but if you watch the movie and you watch the part where blackbeard comes out and you notice the beard braids its thick but then after the crew gets tangled and they cut to blackbeard and if you notice the braids in his beard its actually thin then
Zork reference just made my day, good job, keep it up
18:15 "Uggghghghghhgh" Probably my favorite line you've ever spoken. LMAO!
I think he turned into a murlock
@runninglo112365 Is Nobody here going to say anything about Jack saying I support the missionarys position in a Disney movie I think catering to a more adult audience has gone too far
i thought i would never hear that sound again... even poorly enunciated. ;)
My favourites:
4:19 two men carrying a f*cking board when one person would normally just carry it under their arm
6:48 "well they're clearly gone forever..." brilliant
5:37 "only one person alive knows that move" *kissy action* ... turns out its Barbossa
"Also, Blackbeard wasted a shit ton of flammable accelerant to kill this one crewmemb-"
"Again!"
"Godammit."
Oh my god this killed me
Well if you look up syrenas character the ending with Philip is explained a bit clearer. When syrena finds Phillip after giving jack the chalices and he asks for forgiveness, apparently when she kissed him and pulled him under water her kiss healed his wounds and gave him the ability to breathe under water so they can be together like in the old mermaid stories the characters are based off where a mermaid falls in love with a boy from the church and she gives him the ability to be with her forever
Y'know, when I was younger, I used to think pirates were all smiley.
Now, as I am grown up, I know they're all Somali.
Good one.
Captain Fatbeard, on the deck ! ahoy mates !
"Aw come on, Florida is not that bad"
Spoken like someone who lives in Florida.
Sometimes I wonder if the fountain of youth turns out to be at Universal Studios
Jareth The Goblin King Probably is. Just nobody noticed.
Fun fact: To promote this movie the week before it came out, the director, Rob Marshall, made it a point to emphasize that all of the actresses cast as mermaids were *required* to have natural breasts (i.e. no implants, period, full-stop, never mind the fact that most women who get implants don't actually have much choice in the matter)... which were never shown AT ALL (due to creative cinematography or obscuring with hair, seaweed, arms, etc.)... which means either Marshall was simply bragging about his own personal preference as a breast-man, or he was bogarting all the shots of the actresses' breasts, because he clearly didn't bring enough for the rest of the class.
Misery Lit Media What am I even supposed to do with a comment like this?
Smart man
Most women who get implants dont have much choice in the matter? Yeah curse those Cup-Police abducting women and enlarging their breasts non-consensually curse them I say!
@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 😂😂😂
Dude should have stuck to musicals
Fabulous snarky wit, Wit, WIT!! Love these videos.
I watch Pirates of the Caribbean movies for the sole purpose of watching Jack say wonderfully convoluted statements about everything. I like that sort of thing
It says a lot about a movie when it makes over $1 billion worldwide and nobody remembers a single thing about it.
3 years late ik but I've gotta defend the scene where jacks chained to the chair. You literally watch him plan his entire escape
10:08 she sold the ring jack has given to her in there relationship before to Tia Dalma but they cut that part out of the scene cause it was too sexy and its a Disney movie so it is also for younger viewers.
absolutely love the nonsense in this series though
Mr Not That Famous OOK OOK TriHard
Henri Liimatainen cmonBruh chill yo shit nigga
l_I 4Head ANELE
8:45 Oh no, they dragged Peter Pan into this, didn't they?
melodramatic dragon aperently I am not the only one who noticed that😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA OUAT FANS
OUAT fans are the only ones who understand this and that makes me proud 😂
its Disney man this is probably part of pan's backstory
He’s so hot
10:26 i was fully expecting a comment about jacks face
That scene where Jack tries to get the biscuit looking thing is a hilarious scene and I sin you for sinning it...
I can do that, right?
Alright, let's cut to the chase, i'll give you 100,000 dollars and a like if you do the Bee Movie. It was originally 1,000 dollars but Ms. Crawly's fake eye landed on the "0" button and i did see it happen but did nothing to change the total.
Mr. Wobbuffet WWWWWWAAAAAABOFET
Bee Movie or Bust
For sin 120, I think it's Philip's moral conscience, not just being attracted to Syrena.
Another sin for an obvious name: Syrena = Sirene = Mermaid. The writers must have thought this was very clever, but it's lazy.
Now every time I see a character eat an apple a little sin counter dings in my head.
love this channel been watching fir like 7 yrs
my dad is batman..
I know right? lol
my dad is nailbat
WHAT?!!?! LUCKY!!
Captain Jack Sparrow yo there no rum on the fridge this is ok right....
no he is kieth richards
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Wherever and however that is used, I will always laugh
"how did jack not drown?" presumably because voodoo dolls don't have lungs?
I WAS WAITING FOR THE SPANISH INQUISITION JOKE TJE WHOLE VIDEO AND I GOT IT! THANK YOU
So how long until you do "Everything Wrong with Logan in 10 seconds of less"
TheMajorBuzzkill can't tell if that is trying to imply that there is very little wrong, or that the entire movie is wrong.
stupid fanboy thinks his fav movie is good and have no sins
I appreciate and support your comment.
Off the top of my head, these are the sins I can come up with.
1. All mutants are either dead or on the run. All of them. Even Magneto, the second-strongest mutant on the planet.
2. Humanity has apparently "cured" the world of the mutant gene.
3. Xavier manages to make it to Mexico despite being considered a "Weapon of Mass Destruction", which I can only assume would put you slightly higher on 'America's most wanted' than the most dangerous criminals to walk the planet.
4. The Timeline. It's been rewritten twice now. We couldn't get a concise answer on what the fuck has happened to cause this calamity if we were shown it year by year.
5.We can engineer the perfect Wolverine to fight for the enemy, but they could only reproduce the effects of him and just him? Not one other mutate was as successful as Wolverine?
Nathaniel Hagan Wolverine dies in the middle of a pine tree forest, stabbed against a fallen trunk that is immediately cut off by Laura, which means he indirectly taught her to be a lumberjack.
Is that the most Canadian way to die ever or what? XD
Do some Tinkerbell movies. I'd like to see you ruin that
They're already ruined.
True.
The thing I find out about these videos is how they make sense still you somehow find a way to make it sound terrible. Keep up the good work!
I've been waiting for 84 years for this
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR YOU TO DO THIS FINALLY, THANK YOU!!
I actually love the entire franchise. Including this one.
First one only good one tbh.
Every movie has its sins. I know its hard watching him seemingly tear through a movie you love but its not always from a place of hate.
MegaSoulHero I've made a cover of He's a Pirate theme from Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.... check it on my channel..
Same, this one is my fav
I enjoyed all of them as well but first two are my favourites.
Bluebeard looks like my irl grandpa in a nutshell
*Blackbeard
Fun fact black beard would have a very hard time recruiting as he had a bad habit of killing his crew if they weren't devoted enough
*LERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Lusitani Mendes jenkins!
*JEEEEENNNKKIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSS*
+Lusitani, DUDE,
I'm nursin' a hangover, can you keep it down with the CAP'S please???
What is it ShoGun of Harlem??
they never saw it coming
Jacks dad is batman lol
Its keith richards and keith richards is batman
Frostplays 117 he was not Batman
I seriously love it how you mock my favorite movies lol 😂
LOVED the Zork references!