Grimace's Burger Blood Sermon

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  • That grilled cheese WAS super good though.
    Editor: Swizzlybubbles
    ‪@SwizzlyBubbles‬
    Originally streamed on February 17th, 2023.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 149

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem Рік тому +349

    Praying for Jerma's speedy recovery from Cheeseburger Blood disease

  • @grit1
    @grit1 Рік тому +680

    Has anybody actually seen Jerma and the Hamburglar in the same room? I'm just asking questions.

    • @Huntm2
      @Huntm2 Рік тому +13

      I haven't? Have you?

    • @H56Nooc
      @H56Nooc Рік тому +22

      too many questions

    • @theodddoggo
      @theodddoggo Рік тому +7

      that sounds like something the hamburglar would say

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Рік тому +33

      Maybe you wanna stop asking questions before something unfortunate happens to somebody you care about.
      Haha just thinking out loud 😅

    • @thesavagegummybear7341
      @thesavagegummybear7341 Рік тому +8

      You know what they say… curiosity killed the “cat”… maybe you shouldn’t ask so many questions…

  • @SlipperyChicken.
    @SlipperyChicken. Рік тому +213

    I love the part where Jerma stared into the camera and chat chanted for 5 minutes, also the part where he talked about forgetting stuff!

    • @thesavagegummybear7341
      @thesavagegummybear7341 Рік тому +6

      I feel like the Aztec blood ritual was a bit overkill but they were orphans so it’s not like anyone really cares.

  • @nikewilly8404
    @nikewilly8404 Рік тому +57

    "I promise I am a functional adult" is my favourite jerma quote

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Рік тому +28

    2022: Garlic brain
    2023: Cheeseburger blood

  • @flamecayenne3325
    @flamecayenne3325 Рік тому +40

    my taco bell order is 20 chicken chipotle melts. They're only a dollar. I like to order it at like half an hour before they close so I can get the extra flavor they add (spit)

  • @Bootleginsanity
    @Bootleginsanity Рік тому +13

    "I'm documented here," Jerma said as if ICE was going to knock on his door any minute.

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout Рік тому +329

    Jumpscare warning at 10:59

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 Рік тому +121

    this stream made me feel really bad for jerma, he was constantly being bullied. he might be 3 years old but he has feelings 😔

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Рік тому +10

      He’s really precocious. He has the emotional development of a boy twice his age!

    • @daisycarbonell
      @daisycarbonell Рік тому +17

      prove it. prove to me a 3 year old has feelings.

    • @lukijez
      @lukijez Рік тому +22

      @@daisycarbonell 19th century doctors be like:

    • @therealwisemysticaltree
      @therealwisemysticaltree Рік тому

      bro he's not even real 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @jackw.1342
      @jackw.1342 Рік тому

      @@therealwisemysticaltree 😐 original as hell

  • @everywone6715
    @everywone6715 Рік тому +35

    Gnom, the consumer is actually a great metaphor for Jerma's kleptomaniac alter ego.

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley Рік тому +26

    In this stream, Jerma has developed an addiction to Lunchables and can't seem to get enough of them. He finds the taste and texture of the processed meats, crackers, and cheese irresistible, and he starts eating them constantly throughout the day.
    As Jerma indulges in his Lunchables obsession, he begins to make strange mouth noises while he eats. The sound of him chewing and smacking his lips becomes a constant presence in the background of his videos and streams, and his viewers start to notice.
    Despite his best efforts, Jerma can't seem to control the strange noises he makes while he eats. He becomes self-conscious about it and tries to cut back on his Lunchables consumption, but the urge to eat them is too strong.
    As time goes on, Jerma's Lunchables addiction begins to take a toll on his health. He starts to feel sluggish and lethargic, and his viewers begin to express concern about his well-being.

    • @poppingfreshjpofboyn5654
      @poppingfreshjpofboyn5654 Рік тому +3

      Is this chatgpt?

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому +5

      @@poppingfreshjpofboyn5654 Of course. I didn't really put much effort into my comment today, sorry.
      (On a related note the HR department of the company I work at made a 'congratulations you guys!!!' type email to the company that was painfully obvious it was written by chatgpt. I'm basically doing the jerma version of what they did.)

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Рік тому

      @DevianDog that was the goal

  • @everywone6715
    @everywone6715 Рік тому +9

    High off two blunts i'm about to live-comment this Jerma vod highlights

    • @JuliGts11
      @JuliGts11 Рік тому +3

      Now i understand all the comments you made😂😂 i was like wtf is this guy doing hahahahaha

  • @bloroxcleech
    @bloroxcleech Рік тому +14

    Good lord, his intro kicked me in the childhood

  • @drsipp407
    @drsipp407 Рік тому +6

    I love the part when jerma ranted about cheesey gordita crunch he should talk about that more often

  • @LordCantalo
    @LordCantalo Рік тому +8

    I would argue that Grimace _is_ in Hell. McDonald's doesn't use anyone but Ronald anymore, so everyone else is in Corporate Hell. They've been cast into the pit to rot until the Puppetmaster calls for them again.

    • @ketsuakagi5646
      @ketsuakagi5646 Рік тому +1

      Ronald was quietly retired in 2016 because of the epidemic of people dressing up as killer clowns

  • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
    @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Рік тому +3

    "Cheese burger blood" -jerma985 2023

  • @rabbet5490
    @rabbet5490 Рік тому +1

    “I didn’t want to over do it”
    “I ordered two cheese burgers”

  • @scott1699
    @scott1699 Рік тому +13

    Jerma scares me, I’m so glad god punished him and sent him to purgatory.

  • @ToastedHeadcrab
    @ToastedHeadcrab Рік тому +9

    Chunky soup 🥶🥶🥶🥶

  • @kipper1668
    @kipper1668 Рік тому +5

    Grimace is in hell keeping Ben Franklin company

  • @ilshail153
    @ilshail153 Рік тому +44

    you know, I don't really watch all that much jerma nowadays. Nothing wrong with his content, mind, I've just been watching him less and less with stuff going on in my day to day life, y'know?
    that said, when there's a stream highlight video named "Grimace's Burger Blood Sermon"... well, how can I not watch watch something with a title as enchanting as that? Seriously, I think that might be the first time those words have ever been mashed together into a sentence like that, it's beautiful.

  • @peterdavis8108
    @peterdavis8108 Рік тому +3

    Grimace knows where the bodies are buried

  • @LordCantalo
    @LordCantalo Рік тому +7

    Fuck, the last time I went to a Burger King, their new fries were actually new.

  • @obamagaming9456
    @obamagaming9456 Рік тому +12

    A couple months ago I was really struggling with mental health issues and I was at a very low point. Watching your stream highlights really helped me to get my mind of it. I can never thank you enough for your help.

    • @Tipsy.42
      @Tipsy.42 Рік тому +6

      Stay strong! ❤

    • @obamagaming9456
      @obamagaming9456 Рік тому +2

      @@Tipsy.42 thanks, I am. It was mainly caused by a medication that I have since stopped taking so I am in a significantly better place now than I was. I appreciate the encouragement tho!

    • @espurrthestupididiot2405
      @espurrthestupididiot2405 Рік тому

      Thanks Obama

  • @everywone6715
    @everywone6715 Рік тому +9

    This yogurt is so good i put some jelly on it

  • @agentmom0
    @agentmom0 Рік тому +23

    When I'm really overwhelmed, I always listen to Jerma streams. Feel safe, and like a good friends talking with me.

    • @muddycatfish5396
      @muddycatfish5396 Рік тому +3

      I like this perspective, can we be friends?

    • @azechase6597
      @azechase6597 Рік тому +2

      Parasocial

    • @catethps
      @catethps Рік тому +2

      @@azechase6597 it's not parasocial to feel comfort in a presence

  • @Relkin109
    @Relkin109 Рік тому +1

    Nothing can kill the Grimace.

  • @Baileyisabean
    @Baileyisabean Рік тому +6

    For someone who plays games for a living, Jerma seems to forget how video games work a lot

  • @chrxstt
    @chrxstt Рік тому +1

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR PART 2 LETS FUCKING GOOO

  • @simonlutgens
    @simonlutgens Рік тому +6

    Jerma should become a mukbang streamer

  • @everywone6715
    @everywone6715 Рік тому +2

    god why did he make that sound i jumped off my chair

  • @everywone6715
    @everywone6715 Рік тому +9

    Jerma tries not to play a Dark Souls clone challenge.

  • @Mel333GLOBE
    @Mel333GLOBE Рік тому +5

    10:59 WORST NOISE ON MY WHOLE FAMILY

  • @Gr3yCard1nal
    @Gr3yCard1nal Рік тому +5

    Wonder how chat debt thing ended. Is he still in debt?

  • @physioverba
    @physioverba Рік тому +11

    where is grimace

  • @ToastedHeadcrab
    @ToastedHeadcrab Рік тому +3

    Chunky soup

  • @phoenixblaze5491
    @phoenixblaze5491 Рік тому

    I never thought somebody would put the ronald mcdonald VHS movies in the intro of a video

  • @milkcultleader2706
    @milkcultleader2706 Рік тому +22

    Man these AI's are getting crazy, almost thought it was a real guy playing with a real face, all be it 10:58 really ruined the immersion, clearly wasnt a real person

  • @NVUSAttitude
    @NVUSAttitude Рік тому

    jerma has the exact same taco bell order as me.

  • @emmanuelureta4161
    @emmanuelureta4161 Рік тому +3

    Category: Gaming
    Game: Dark Souls (2011)

  • @psychostormtrooper3827
    @psychostormtrooper3827 Рік тому +2

    Purple man get out of my room

  • @shaboingboing799
    @shaboingboing799 Рік тому +23

    My favorite part was when jerma started peeling the flesh off his legs when he was changing pants 😂

    • @emboidcommittee7981
      @emboidcommittee7981 Рік тому +1

      That only seconds that one time where the bodiless voice Jerma hears all the time burst forth from his mind into my ears so I could finally taste a little bit of the sorrow Jerma feels on a daily basis. Great video 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @liamgustison3520
    @liamgustison3520 Рік тому

    He has told this story before I don't remember during what though

  • @War-Jac
    @War-Jac Рік тому

    Bruh that McDonald's clip took me back. Damn I gotta pirate the ones I missed!

  • @ghosthuntermike2592
    @ghosthuntermike2592 Рік тому

    It's been a while since I saw The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald

  • @koiboi1676
    @koiboi1676 Рік тому +2

    I hope Jerma is not dead

  • @luckyswordsmen991
    @luckyswordsmen991 Рік тому +1

    Jerma the type of guy to "jex''

  • @0oh_no
    @0oh_no Рік тому +5

    grim mace????

  • @rhettshanley8712
    @rhettshanley8712 10 місяців тому

    10:57 classic

  • @TeeterTuckin
    @TeeterTuckin Рік тому

    Reminder to self: 29:13 for the biggest Grimace impression ever heard.

  • @RemyVonLion
    @RemyVonLion Рік тому +1

    Someone let Jerma know they have doritos gorditas

  • @PaulusTheCart
    @PaulusTheCart Рік тому

    Very cool!

  • @jeshroom1
    @jeshroom1 Рік тому

    This is wild bc I just watched all of his elden ring videos

  • @pockpock6382
    @pockpock6382 Рік тому

    Vinmy, lay off the tums

  • @_soska
    @_soska Рік тому +2

    jeremy

  • @hollyfelis4197
    @hollyfelis4197 Рік тому

    i hope the person in chat who got the Chocolate Banana Milk bit mixed up with orange juice got permanently banned

  • @dawert2667
    @dawert2667 Рік тому

    Maybe my high cholesterol has something to do with the 6,000 cheesy gordita crunches I’ve eaten over the course of my life…

  • @hollyfelis4197
    @hollyfelis4197 Рік тому

    aren't R1+R2 the attack buttons in every SoulsBorne game FromSoft has ever made?

  • @edgy_songs
    @edgy_songs Рік тому +1

    Im 12 seconds in and no grimace i want a refund

  • @narganeg
    @narganeg Рік тому +7

    Breath of the Wild when?

    • @emboidcommittee7981
      @emboidcommittee7981 Рік тому +2

      What do you mean this IS breath of the wild

    • @narganeg
      @narganeg Рік тому

      @@emboidcommittee7981 Mb, must be a new update or something. What have they done to this game?

    • @emboidcommittee7981
      @emboidcommittee7981 Рік тому

      @@narganeg they made it swag as fuck my boy

  • @crowner9302
    @crowner9302 Рік тому +1

    16:04 Taco Bell Emergency

    • @emboidcommittee7981
      @emboidcommittee7981 Рік тому

      Can I get two cheesy godita crunches, and a large Baja blast… and one Doritos locos taco. There you go. Saved. We have the same fucking order? I think that’s the only order at Taco Bell. I think everything else is not worth ordering. We’re all going to have a very similar order because that is THE order.

  • @buetiblal
    @buetiblal Рік тому +3

    jerma??😊

  • @azechase6597
    @azechase6597 Рік тому

    Why is a nearly 40 year old man bit supposed to eat grilled cheese off the griund but he can drink espresso on the toilet?

  • @jordynrawrz
    @jordynrawrz Рік тому

    Why did i get ads every like 2 minutes on this video

  • @kuzcosmkswed117
    @kuzcosmkswed117 Рік тому +1

    Why did you get Louie CK in the thumbnail

  • @CzlowiekDrzewo
    @CzlowiekDrzewo Рік тому

    Shame about what happened to Grimace. Hope his stay in hell is not painful.

  • @chipklip2
    @chipklip2 Рік тому

    what do you guys think about this game

  • @Meowers2000
    @Meowers2000 Рік тому

    would you like any sauce with that?

  • @twinyeetman
    @twinyeetman Рік тому +1

    ok

  • @lolzforlunch
    @lolzforlunch Рік тому

    Drinking espresso on the toilet? Sounds weird but whatever.
    Telling chat youre going to drink espresso on the toilet tomorrow? 🤢🤮

  • @rodentRoundup
    @rodentRoundup Рік тому +2

    Wow, doge roll game, super exciting and original stuff.

  • @elder_sphinx7846
    @elder_sphinx7846 Рік тому

    Jerma needs to play Sea of thieves

  • @cat8324
    @cat8324 Рік тому

    I hate how jerma eats I get sick every time he talks abt food 😔

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan Рік тому

    Grimace looks like Sam Hyde in the thumbnail lol

  • @Scapemass
    @Scapemass Рік тому +1

    yea

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment Рік тому

    wow this guy literally said a slur and tried justifying it... I guess jerma really is an old YTber from 2008... So much for Centrist Andy !!!

  • @jrdnanitsua
    @jrdnanitsua Рік тому

    Sorry Jerma Grimmace is a Mascot and in Hell I was the last person using his body in the last mcdonalds event and it has been lost since

  • @samcooper-drake4732
    @samcooper-drake4732 Рік тому

    McDonalds has gone downhill recently, fries are still good though.

  • @R33fth3b33f
    @R33fth3b33f Рік тому +2

    Sam Hyde drank the wock

  • @nathant6655
    @nathant6655 Рік тому +1

    what game even is this

  • @TamagoGangan
    @TamagoGangan Рік тому

    how was this game not 30 minutes long
    i thought it was gonna be a cute gag but instead it's just a really boring, overextended bit

  • @Brockly512
    @Brockly512 Рік тому +1

    Last!

  • @Lenn869
    @Lenn869 Рік тому

    wow comments so whacky haha

  • @stringyworm
    @stringyworm Рік тому

    Poll for is grimace in hell. Dislike hes in hell 😈like hes in heaven 😇

  • @stevenbills5070
    @stevenbills5070 Рік тому

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @miro007ist
    @miro007ist Рік тому

    Unfunniest streamer and chat.