Jerma Streams - Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]

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  • Опубліковано 25 вер 2024

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  11 місяців тому +22

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Party Animals (Part 2) [with Ster, Poke, and Vinny] ua-cam.com/video/F2RWb3SOxcU/v-deo.html
    2. Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]
    4:54 Golf It!

  • @atoyo8344
    @atoyo8344 11 місяців тому +309

    Jerma gave real "what I can't enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?" engery this stream

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 11 місяців тому +17

      “Eating on the old, a succulent Chinese Mayo?!”

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 11 місяців тому +13

      Enegery

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ 11 місяців тому +23

      Engery videos game nerd

    • @bingbong6899
      @bingbong6899 3 місяці тому +1

      "This is democracy manifest" type of energy

  • @thoomish3556
    @thoomish3556 11 місяців тому +209

    Jermas water scores(based on gut reaction):
    Core: C
    Smart: A
    Refresh: B
    Dasani: -B (negative B?)
    Evian: B
    Reverse Osmosis Cappuchino Machine Filter Water: A+
    I will also interpret the odius "Which?" column as attempts to guess which water they were tasting:
    Jerma thought Core water was Core water
    He thought Smart water could be Evian or Refresh
    He thought Refresh was either Smart or Dasani
    He thought Dasani was Smart water
    He thought Evian was Evian
    He declined to comment on reverse osmosis water I guess?
    There, now you don't need to learn moon runes

    • @queenquack6526
      @queenquack6526 11 місяців тому +11

      Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @donkeyy8331
      @donkeyy8331 11 місяців тому +19

      I hope your mental health is fine, trying to decypher that must be like reading the Necronomicon

    • @kafkaswetdream
      @kafkaswetdream 9 місяців тому +1

      jerma obviously never had essentia, easily S tier

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 11 місяців тому +141

    45:45 - This looks like a cypher that a serial killer would leave to taunt the police. And it's just a weird list about Jerma's favourite water...

    • @REM_sheep
      @REM_sheep 11 місяців тому +12

      Reading this comment before having actually watched the stream is both extremely confusing, and also perfectly in character for Jerma

    • @richefortgaming
      @richefortgaming 11 місяців тому +3

      I am about 99% certain the Zodiac Killer sent this shit to the Police during his spree

  • @algernopkrieger7710
    @algernopkrieger7710 11 місяців тому +123

    Jerma doesn't make noise until 11 seconds in, but as per usual, he doesn't start making sense until 43:40

  • @StoopDoggy
    @StoopDoggy 11 місяців тому +113

    This felt like 3 members of a friend group that never hang out trying to make conversation on a long road trip.

    • @Nexus74566
      @Nexus74566 11 місяців тому +8

      Holy shit this is exactly the vibes. But also it's golf so that's a general bore

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany 11 місяців тому +36

    i find it actually very cute that they just decided to do their own fun tier list, like jerma does mad man things but this thing was wholesome and then it gets to the cypher lol

    • @binaryDisasterr
      @binaryDisasterr 10 місяців тому +4

      exactly i was so confused when they started making fun of him like?? why is it weird? it sounds like a fun activity 2 do with your partner, its not hurting anybody and they clearly bonded over it because she kept the picture of the whiteboard and everything

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 10 місяців тому +30

    Its so wholesome to see jerma and his husband ster spending time with their son

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 11 місяців тому +47

    Local streamer attempts to find Ster’s holes

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 11 місяців тому +30

    I think Ster activated bimbo mode during this stream. No none-bimbo accidentally pronounces titanic as “titantic”

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em 11 місяців тому +6

      My eyes bounced back and forth between “titanic” and “titantic” for a solid 30 seconds trying to spot the difference. I guess that makes me a bimbo 😅

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 7 місяців тому +1

      none-bimbo

  • @brunstersanderson2539
    @brunstersanderson2539 11 місяців тому +44

    Let’s go golfing! 🙂

  • @ccmatt
    @ccmatt 11 місяців тому +46

    I fucking love it when Jerma streams with Poke, they are so different but they bounce off each other so well

  • @cainthepicaro
    @cainthepicaro 11 місяців тому +49

    The fact that Ster drinks sink water explains everything

    • @narwhalguy3829
      @narwhalguy3829 11 місяців тому +21

      lead brain

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 11 місяців тому +5

      He makes tea in the shower

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 7 місяців тому +3

      youtube commenter no longer can relate to the common man

  • @blooberri666
    @blooberri666 11 місяців тому +91

    ster was so jealous girlfriend unnecessarily competing for her boyfriends attention-coded this stream

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop 11 місяців тому +16

      Why is your profile picture AI fem Jerma

    • @NoraHannigan678
      @NoraHannigan678 11 місяців тому

      @@justdrop this person is clearly deranged (compliment) i mean did you even process the comment

  • @Toomsie
    @Toomsie 11 місяців тому +61

    Love it when Poke and Jerma play games together, lol. Their personalities just click(from a viewer perspective, not trying to be parasocial andy here) and the stupid shit they spout just makes me laugh. Also, poke's laugh is contagious

  • @BlueLily342
    @BlueLily342 11 місяців тому +16

    Damn jerma really is retired, they're playing golf and talking about drinking water What the fuck

  • @TheNerdySportsGuy
    @TheNerdySportsGuy 11 місяців тому +12

    25:11 feels like a really good Jerma moment.

  • @brunstersanderson2539
    @brunstersanderson2539 11 місяців тому +9

    JGA - Jerma Golf Association

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund 11 місяців тому +14

    40:45 This is why we love Jerma. He's just a real life clown, on stream and off, and sometimes there just happens to be a camera and a microphone in his face.

  • @coopercan
    @coopercan 11 місяців тому +7

    12:40 Jesus Christ I wasn’t really listening and I thought they were saying “bug” the whole time.
    “Fill a bug with liquid.”
    “How many bugs do I have? 5.”
    “I have a bug that always makes me laugh.”

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 9 місяців тому +2

    Jerma and Holly utilizing the whiteboard to make lists for fun on more than one occassion... they were meant for each other 😆

  • @birdlawyer2128
    @birdlawyer2128 11 місяців тому +11

    i find myself constantly agreeing with ster over the course of this video i dont think they deserve his wisdom. why muster the energy to get multiple glasses of water when i can hydroload by opening my maw to the infinite rain machine i'm already going to be standing in for 15 to 30 minutes

    • @binaryDisasterr
      @binaryDisasterr 10 місяців тому

      shower heads can fill with built up dirt and such from the pipes, but also more than that any creatures that were washed up. i stopped drinking shower water when i went 2 clean my clogged shower head 1 day and an entire disassembled spider spilled out. its 4ever burned in my memory. just generally a bad idea 2 trust theres nothing in there

  • @mrchangcooler
    @mrchangcooler 11 місяців тому +12

    Jerma and his girlfriend were high as hell doing this water list

  • @IsaacRedWo0d
    @IsaacRedWo0d 11 місяців тому +17

    Jerma

  • @o.steinman3855
    @o.steinman3855 11 місяців тому +6

    i skip to a random part of the video and of course i land on 30:58

  • @brderlad
    @brderlad 6 місяців тому +1

    jerma saying that he puts shower water in his mouth, swishes it around, and spits it out as if that’s more normal than just drinking water from a showerhead is crazy

  • @Billythegun
    @Billythegun 11 місяців тому +10

    Germa

  • @Raptskelleon
    @Raptskelleon 11 місяців тому +2

    26:25 swollen balls allegations from the duck game
    41:00

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter 10 місяців тому +1

    I aspire to be someone who would find fulfillment out of doing water tier lists for fun while sipping reverse osmosis water.

  • @MrHornet54
    @MrHornet54 11 місяців тому +1

    Jerma with the deep cut Curb reference

  • @Whires
    @Whires 11 місяців тому +3

    this feels like a stretched out game grumps episode

  • @polysemy_
    @polysemy_ 11 місяців тому +3

    lets not look past 20:32 this absolute gamer made it on the last shot, with no time left 😎 holyyyy, thats my streamer.

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ 11 місяців тому +1

      I'm just wondering why they assume everyone takes hot showers, at least in this context of drinking something.
      idk, there's a lot of assumptions. everyone's got that tickle for something, to each their own.

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ 11 місяців тому

      cold showers in the winter, that's a true test. it gets so cold you feel hot, every water bullet burns your back.
      and you get out refreshed asf, like you marinated in... man, just try it.

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 11 місяців тому

      Buzzer beater on the shitter

  • @Kitsuen.z
    @Kitsuen.z 11 місяців тому +4

    What odd person doesn't drink shower water, the bacteria adds flavour, it's like a little treat.

  • @erock676
    @erock676 10 місяців тому +1

    he's gotta do an updated visual tier list

  • @DudokX
    @DudokX 8 місяців тому

    I love that golf games always make people talk about the most random shit, I remember when NL did it every week on the NLSS

  • @djinny11
    @djinny11 11 місяців тому +3

    nice I love this game

  • @larsfinlay7325
    @larsfinlay7325 6 місяців тому

    A mug of summit1g makes me want a Faze mug now

  • @kassandra_sae4563
    @kassandra_sae4563 10 місяців тому

    26:33 had me in tears

  • @ggambidt7840
    @ggambidt7840 9 місяців тому

    water tier list incoming

  • @ladyzoe5734
    @ladyzoe5734 9 місяців тому

    Ster and poke cannot fathom bfs and gfs having hobbies

  • @Thebees21
    @Thebees21 11 місяців тому +10

    Ster talking about shower water being infinite free drinking water is so fucking funny to me. It killed me. I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Idk maybe its the CBD gummies. I kept thinking of him differentiating that from water just from the sink. Like it never occurred to him that the regular water youd get from the sink to drink is also "infinite free water." Like drinking from the shower is some life hack for free water.

  • @Curtis.....
    @Curtis..... 11 місяців тому +7

    This stream rate is brutal. Gotta get used to it though

    • @Harufloof
      @Harufloof 11 місяців тому +3

      Just pretend to be old as well so its not a problem

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 11 місяців тому +9

      Nah, I prefer it like this. Now it feels like your dad randomly buying you a candy bar every so often. It's like a treat you don't know when you're gonna get but it's always a joy

  • @kaidkaid88
    @kaidkaid88 11 місяців тому

    Here to distract myself from seeing my mom's youtube history

  • @MICHAELBOLTON.
    @MICHAELBOLTON. 11 місяців тому +3

    😂

  • @the101stgec7
    @the101stgec7 3 місяці тому

    aw hell no why steer being so mean to jermer

  • @00monkeydude001
    @00monkeydude001 3 місяці тому

    im pretty sure stir is just the guy jerma keeps around to make himself seem way funnier even if jerma already is funny when you have the guy who is the "loud is funny type of guy" its easy to come across as the better person.

  • @rainbowGZUS7
    @rainbowGZUS7 11 місяців тому +2

    Poke should try a couple bong rips in the shower. Its great

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders 11 місяців тому +1

    Idk what it is abt this stream but the conversations feel so disjointed, like theres just some weird fuckin energy here

    • @dylanchilders
      @dylanchilders 11 місяців тому +1

      Like they go from talking about coffee to “the working man” and it just feels like every sentence is ai generated

    • @johnyamahakeyboard7472
      @johnyamahakeyboard7472 11 місяців тому +1

      called being high

    • @araknieretro
      @araknieretro 11 місяців тому +2

      It was post-orgy conversation, it's always awkward.

  • @gmowoman
    @gmowoman 11 місяців тому +11

    swollen

  • @fakeman6542
    @fakeman6542 11 місяців тому +6

    Ster drinking shower water is so gross

    • @FriggitsXx
      @FriggitsXx 11 місяців тому +3

      It wasnt focused on enough, so gross xD

  • @neonbelly4
    @neonbelly4 11 місяців тому +1

    I prefer the inverse psychosic water

  • @FriggitsXx
    @FriggitsXx 11 місяців тому +7

    Like what another guy said, it sounds like Ster is the jealous third wheeling girlfriend butting in constantly.

  • @ordinary_
    @ordinary_ 11 місяців тому +8

    Jerma