Jerma Streams - Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]

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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2024

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  Рік тому +22

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Party Animals (Part 2) [with Ster, Poke, and Vinny] ua-cam.com/video/F2RWb3SOxcU/v-deo.html
    2. Golf It! [with Ster and Poke]
    4:54 Golf It!

  • @atoyo8344
    @atoyo8344 Рік тому +315

    Jerma gave real "what I can't enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?" engery this stream

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 Рік тому +17

      “Eating on the old, a succulent Chinese Mayo?!”

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 Рік тому +13

      Enegery

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ Рік тому +23

      Engery videos game nerd

    • @bingbong6899
      @bingbong6899 5 місяців тому +1

      "This is democracy manifest" type of energy

  • @thoomish3556
    @thoomish3556 Рік тому +212

    Jermas water scores(based on gut reaction):
    Core: C
    Smart: A
    Refresh: B
    Dasani: -B (negative B?)
    Evian: B
    Reverse Osmosis Cappuchino Machine Filter Water: A+
    I will also interpret the odius "Which?" column as attempts to guess which water they were tasting:
    Jerma thought Core water was Core water
    He thought Smart water could be Evian or Refresh
    He thought Refresh was either Smart or Dasani
    He thought Dasani was Smart water
    He thought Evian was Evian
    He declined to comment on reverse osmosis water I guess?
    There, now you don't need to learn moon runes

    • @queenquack6526
      @queenquack6526 Рік тому +11

      Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @donkeyy8331
      @donkeyy8331 Рік тому +19

      I hope your mental health is fine, trying to decypher that must be like reading the Necronomicon

    • @CamusSewerCigarette
      @CamusSewerCigarette 11 місяців тому +1

      jerma obviously never had essentia, easily S tier

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem Рік тому +143

    45:45 - This looks like a cypher that a serial killer would leave to taunt the police. And it's just a weird list about Jerma's favourite water...

    • @REM_sheep
      @REM_sheep Рік тому +12

      Reading this comment before having actually watched the stream is both extremely confusing, and also perfectly in character for Jerma

    • @richefortgaming
      @richefortgaming Рік тому +3

      I am about 99% certain the Zodiac Killer sent this shit to the Police during his spree

  • @algernopkrieger7710
    @algernopkrieger7710 Рік тому +124

    Jerma doesn't make noise until 11 seconds in, but as per usual, he doesn't start making sense until 43:40

  • @BBXcompany
    @BBXcompany Рік тому +37

    i find it actually very cute that they just decided to do their own fun tier list, like jerma does mad man things but this thing was wholesome and then it gets to the cypher lol

    • @binaryDisasterr
      @binaryDisasterr Рік тому +4

      exactly i was so confused when they started making fun of him like?? why is it weird? it sounds like a fun activity 2 do with your partner, its not hurting anybody and they clearly bonded over it because she kept the picture of the whiteboard and everything

  • @StoopDoggy
    @StoopDoggy Рік тому +113

    This felt like 3 members of a friend group that never hang out trying to make conversation on a long road trip.

    • @Nexus74566
      @Nexus74566 Рік тому +8

      Holy shit this is exactly the vibes. But also it's golf so that's a general bore

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 Рік тому +31

    Its so wholesome to see jerma and his husband ster spending time with their son

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep Рік тому +48

    Local streamer attempts to find Ster’s holes

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 Рік тому +30

    I think Ster activated bimbo mode during this stream. No none-bimbo accidentally pronounces titanic as “titantic”

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em Рік тому +6

      My eyes bounced back and forth between “titanic” and “titantic” for a solid 30 seconds trying to spot the difference. I guess that makes me a bimbo 😅

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 10 місяців тому +1

      none-bimbo

  • @ccmatt
    @ccmatt Рік тому +46

    I fucking love it when Jerma streams with Poke, they are so different but they bounce off each other so well

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund Рік тому +14

    40:45 This is why we love Jerma. He's just a real life clown, on stream and off, and sometimes there just happens to be a camera and a microphone in his face.

  • @brunstersanderson2539
    @brunstersanderson2539 Рік тому +44

    Let’s go golfing! 🙂

  • @TheNerdySportsGuy
    @TheNerdySportsGuy Рік тому +12

    25:11 feels like a really good Jerma moment.

  • @blooberri666
    @blooberri666 Рік тому +93

    ster was so jealous girlfriend unnecessarily competing for her boyfriends attention-coded this stream

    • @justdrop
      @justdrop Рік тому +17

      Why is your profile picture AI fem Jerma

    • @NoraHannigan678
      @NoraHannigan678 Рік тому

      @@justdrop this person is clearly deranged (compliment) i mean did you even process the comment

  • @coopercan
    @coopercan Рік тому +7

    12:40 Jesus Christ I wasn’t really listening and I thought they were saying “bug” the whole time.
    “Fill a bug with liquid.”
    “How many bugs do I have? 5.”
    “I have a bug that always makes me laugh.”

  • @BlueLily342
    @BlueLily342 Рік тому +16

    Damn jerma really is retired, they're playing golf and talking about drinking water What the fuck

  • @cainthepicaro
    @cainthepicaro Рік тому +49

    The fact that Ster drinks sink water explains everything

    • @narwhalguy3829
      @narwhalguy3829 Рік тому +21

      lead brain

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 Рік тому +5

      He makes tea in the shower

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 10 місяців тому +3

      youtube commenter no longer can relate to the common man

  • @Toomsie
    @Toomsie Рік тому +61

    Love it when Poke and Jerma play games together, lol. Their personalities just click(from a viewer perspective, not trying to be parasocial andy here) and the stupid shit they spout just makes me laugh. Also, poke's laugh is contagious

  • @o.steinman3855
    @o.steinman3855 Рік тому +6

    i skip to a random part of the video and of course i land on 30:58

  • @brunstersanderson2539
    @brunstersanderson2539 Рік тому +9

    JGA - Jerma Golf Association

  • @brderlad
    @brderlad 8 місяців тому +1

    jerma saying that he puts shower water in his mouth, swishes it around, and spits it out as if that’s more normal than just drinking water from a showerhead is crazy

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 11 місяців тому +3

    Jerma and Holly utilizing the whiteboard to make lists for fun on more than one occassion... they were meant for each other 😆

  • @Raptskelleon
    @Raptskelleon Рік тому +2

    26:25 swollen balls allegations from the duck game
    41:00

  • @mrchangcooler
    @mrchangcooler Рік тому +12

    Jerma and his girlfriend were high as hell doing this water list

  • @birdlawyer2128
    @birdlawyer2128 Рік тому +13

    i find myself constantly agreeing with ster over the course of this video i dont think they deserve his wisdom. why muster the energy to get multiple glasses of water when i can hydroload by opening my maw to the infinite rain machine i'm already going to be standing in for 15 to 30 minutes

    • @binaryDisasterr
      @binaryDisasterr Рік тому

      shower heads can fill with built up dirt and such from the pipes, but also more than that any creatures that were washed up. i stopped drinking shower water when i went 2 clean my clogged shower head 1 day and an entire disassembled spider spilled out. its 4ever burned in my memory. just generally a bad idea 2 trust theres nothing in there

  • @Billythegun
    @Billythegun Рік тому +10

    Germa

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter Рік тому +1

    I aspire to be someone who would find fulfillment out of doing water tier lists for fun while sipping reverse osmosis water.

  • @polysemy_
    @polysemy_ Рік тому +3

    lets not look past 20:32 this absolute gamer made it on the last shot, with no time left 😎 holyyyy, thats my streamer.

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ Рік тому +1

      I'm just wondering why they assume everyone takes hot showers, at least in this context of drinking something.
      idk, there's a lot of assumptions. everyone's got that tickle for something, to each their own.

    • @polysemy_
      @polysemy_ Рік тому

      cold showers in the winter, that's a true test. it gets so cold you feel hot, every water bullet burns your back.
      and you get out refreshed asf, like you marinated in... man, just try it.

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 Рік тому

      Buzzer beater on the shitter

  • @MrHornet54
    @MrHornet54 Рік тому +1

    Jerma with the deep cut Curb reference

  • @DudokX
    @DudokX 11 місяців тому +1

    I love that golf games always make people talk about the most random shit, I remember when NL did it every week on the NLSS

  • @Whires
    @Whires Рік тому +3

    this feels like a stretched out game grumps episode

  • @erock676
    @erock676 Рік тому +1

    he's gotta do an updated visual tier list

  • @Kitsuen.z
    @Kitsuen.z Рік тому +4

    What odd person doesn't drink shower water, the bacteria adds flavour, it's like a little treat.

  • @djinny11
    @djinny11 Рік тому +3

    nice I love this game

  • @kassandra_sae4563
    @kassandra_sae4563 Рік тому

    26:33 had me in tears

  • @ordinary_
    @ordinary_ Рік тому +9

    Jerma

  • @larsfinlay7325
    @larsfinlay7325 8 місяців тому

    A mug of summit1g makes me want a Faze mug now

  • @Thebees21
    @Thebees21 Рік тому +10

    Ster talking about shower water being infinite free drinking water is so fucking funny to me. It killed me. I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. Idk maybe its the CBD gummies. I kept thinking of him differentiating that from water just from the sink. Like it never occurred to him that the regular water youd get from the sink to drink is also "infinite free water." Like drinking from the shower is some life hack for free water.

  • @ladyzoe5734
    @ladyzoe5734 11 місяців тому

    Ster and poke cannot fathom bfs and gfs having hobbies

  • @ggambidt7840
    @ggambidt7840 Рік тому

    water tier list incoming

  • @Curtis.....
    @Curtis..... Рік тому +7

    This stream rate is brutal. Gotta get used to it though

    • @Aquana01
      @Aquana01 Рік тому +3

      Just pretend to be old as well so its not a problem

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Рік тому +9

      Nah, I prefer it like this. Now it feels like your dad randomly buying you a candy bar every so often. It's like a treat you don't know when you're gonna get but it's always a joy

  • @kaidkaid88
    @kaidkaid88 Рік тому

    Here to distract myself from seeing my mom's youtube history

  • @MICHAELBOLTON.
    @MICHAELBOLTON. Рік тому +3

    😂

  • @the101stgec7
    @the101stgec7 6 місяців тому

    aw hell no why steer being so mean to jermer

  • @00monkeydude001
    @00monkeydude001 6 місяців тому

    im pretty sure stir is just the guy jerma keeps around to make himself seem way funnier even if jerma already is funny when you have the guy who is the "loud is funny type of guy" its easy to come across as the better person.

  • @rainbowGZUS7
    @rainbowGZUS7 Рік тому +2

    Poke should try a couple bong rips in the shower. Its great

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders Рік тому +1

    Idk what it is abt this stream but the conversations feel so disjointed, like theres just some weird fuckin energy here

    • @dylanchilders
      @dylanchilders Рік тому +1

      Like they go from talking about coffee to “the working man” and it just feels like every sentence is ai generated

    • @johnyamahakeyboard7472
      @johnyamahakeyboard7472 Рік тому +2

      called being high

    • @araknieretro
      @araknieretro Рік тому +3

      It was post-orgy conversation, it's always awkward.

  • @gmowoman
    @gmowoman Рік тому +11

    swollen

  • @FriggitsXx
    @FriggitsXx Рік тому +7

    Like what another guy said, it sounds like Ster is the jealous third wheeling girlfriend butting in constantly.

  • @neonbelly4
    @neonbelly4 Рік тому +1

    I prefer the inverse psychosic water

  • @fakeman6542
    @fakeman6542 Рік тому +6

    Ster drinking shower water is so gross

    • @FriggitsXx
      @FriggitsXx Рік тому +3

      It wasnt focused on enough, so gross xD

  • @IsaacRedWo0d
    @IsaacRedWo0d Рік тому +17

    Jerma