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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
  • Get me pictures of little alien man
    Editor: Jack Clishem
    ‪@JackClishem‬
    x.com/JackClishem
    Originally Streamed 4th February 2025
    Main Channel
    / jerma985
    Twitch Stream:
    / jerma985

КОМЕНТАРІ • 218

  • @SirMatthew
    @SirMatthew 5 днів тому +1321

    Local reporter uses all his film before arriving at scene

    • @JohnWick-rh1zz
      @JohnWick-rh1zz 5 днів тому +16

      The scenery was just too beautiful to not film

    • @tmanbonkenbills8960
      @tmanbonkenbills8960 5 днів тому +7

      UA-camr Andy

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello 5 днів тому +4

      baby's first nightcrawler

    • @Jordan-rb28
      @Jordan-rb28 4 дні тому

      ​@ItsRyanHello the worm that you use to fish with?

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello 4 дні тому +2

      @@Jordan-rb28 Nightcrawler 2014 starring Jake Gyllenhaal

  • @Poopman21377
    @Poopman21377 5 днів тому +685

    "im gonna save this joke for later" procceds to explain the whole joke

    • @edwardv1255
      @edwardv1255 5 днів тому +51

      ... Turns out it's not even a joke, just a nostalgic observation.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 4 дні тому

      The last time I personally saw that joke was when I had to sit through Failure to Launch back in 2006, which was your typical romcom chickflick, but it was clear the "Guy gets bitten in the balls by small animal" (squirrel in this case) bit was thrown in there for the dudes who were dragged to the theater by their girlfriends, because I distinctly remember the joke being such tonal whiplash compared to the rest of the movie.
      Because in the 2000's peak Guy Humor™ was dudes having their balls maimed in some manner.

    • @semyonshpagatov5321
      @semyonshpagatov5321 3 дні тому +4

      Classic Jerma. Still got it.

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 3 дні тому +5

      He then botches it when telling it to the others.

  • @Yasou_ILY
    @Yasou_ILY 5 днів тому +561

    1:43 Jerma unintentionally saving himself by stopping right before the monster just so poke can continue past him to get eaten is why I watch this anime

  • @StripezTheBeast
    @StripezTheBeast 5 днів тому +442

    I was initially worried when Poke lost both his left leg and arm, but then I realized he was all right

    • @gombocdimensional9050
      @gombocdimensional9050 5 днів тому +4

      ha ha

    • @zsebestien7050
      @zsebestien7050 4 дні тому +3

      Ha ha ha! Hahaha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha h

    • @nuclearpaste
      @nuclearpaste 4 дні тому +4

      Heee hee hoo hoo ome ome ome!

    • @thefrub
      @thefrub 4 дні тому +6

      (anvil falls on your head)
      (anvil looks at the camera and smirks with one eyebrow raised)

    • @zsebestien7050
      @zsebestien7050 4 дні тому +3

      @@thefrub top text bottom text "what goes up must come down!"

  • @user-tq1zv9hd1o
    @user-tq1zv9hd1o 5 днів тому +315

    i was looking away from my screen at 1:43 right as he said that and i thought the flesh gooey squish sound was him putting in his other earbud

    • @wuhoh5277
      @wuhoh5277 5 днів тому +28

      WHAT'S HE GOT IN THERE?

    • @OniBoy02
      @OniBoy02 5 днів тому +39

      earwax andy

    • @cl0wnj0b
      @cl0wnj0b 3 дні тому +7

      earwig andy

  • @sillycalpal8648
    @sillycalpal8648 5 днів тому +179

    13:42 "shatters every bone in your eye"

  • @-drome
    @-drome 5 днів тому +249

    10:20 the absolute nerve of this guy to say "are you guys misremembering?" after everyone Yes-Ands his zany "dog bite to the balls" joke like the realest ones there have ever been.

    • @superbogopop
      @superbogopop 4 дні тому +16

      This is pulitzer level phrasing

    • @Ed_McArdle
      @Ed_McArdle 4 дні тому +14

      They're a bunch of Yes Andys

    • @-drome
      @-drome 3 дні тому +1

      @@superbogopop ty ty

  • @Robot_Eva
    @Robot_Eva 5 днів тому +428

    I can still hear him even to this day

    • @MinecraftManager
      @MinecraftManager 5 днів тому

      That’s called schizophrenia. Different to the fact that jerma is actually one massive Mandela effect and never existed in the first place.

    • @randomidkreal
      @randomidkreal 5 днів тому +34

      i can still see him outside of my house

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 5 днів тому +18

      I can still hear him grinding "meat"

    • @Whitephosphorenjoyer
      @Whitephosphorenjoyer 5 днів тому +1

      I can still feel him zerking off

    • @poggins4480
      @poggins4480 4 дні тому

      @@onlyone8331 you can hear him doing WHAT

  • @DoorDashHere
    @DoorDashHere 4 дні тому +30

    14:20 his realization the dude is flying with no shoes is fucking hilarious

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 5 днів тому +80

    "Projectile hits you in the legs, and shatters every bone in your...eyes." We have our latest 'bad program' line.

  • @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler
    @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler 5 днів тому +21

    The dog balls discussion was like a realistic dialogue moment from Family Guy

  • @ultracharge2464
    @ultracharge2464 5 днів тому +93

    36:55 "radiohead: the bends" LMAO

  • @clownactivist
    @clownactivist 5 днів тому +57

    37:23 the entire stream chat was "GYAS" for like 3 minutes after this

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 5 днів тому +134

    Checked but I already knew, none other than my man Jack could whip together an edit so quick.

    • @Tiny-xbx
      @Tiny-xbx 5 днів тому +5

      Okay so jack is the one who has the least inspiring editing then

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 5 днів тому +51

      @ sure, if you want to view the world through a shitty lens I guess that perspective makes sense

    • @ScronkFunkleberg
      @ScronkFunkleberg 5 днів тому +29

      Do you need more keys jingled and jangled in your face to remain attentive throughout a 38 minute video

  • @Nosyaj1941
    @Nosyaj1941 5 днів тому +355

    15:14 "am I doing the Elon?" LMAO

  • @RambutanRam
    @RambutanRam 5 днів тому +51

    if anyone was curious, he DID wanna have facecam on but he had to unplug webcam cause the game kept messing up his audio

    • @voyes
      @voyes 5 днів тому +8

      i almost prefer games like these without it

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 4 дні тому +6

      I prefer comments like this without opinions underneath

    • @RuBroker0
      @RuBroker0 2 дні тому +2

      No, It's the Jerma shaved face mod that was broken

  • @Double512
    @Double512 5 днів тому +62

    jerma and poke trying to goad a woman into stepping on a land mine for the photo op almost had me choke laughing

    • @abyssssb913
      @abyssssb913 2 дні тому +2

      the civilians yearn for the mines

  • @9vz9nm9jk-iy6fp
    @9vz9nm9jk-iy6fp 5 днів тому +67

    The "I'm dying" at 34:24 is gold, lmfao

  • @mr.boxhead4075
    @mr.boxhead4075 5 днів тому +121

    My favorite polycule back at it.

  • @lithium444
    @lithium444 5 днів тому +59

    The only wicked unbiased journalist I trust is Jeremy and his photography goons

  • @SamDekkerSuperfan
    @SamDekkerSuperfan 5 днів тому +65

    Jerma is just if the Joker cosplayed as Nightcrawler

  • @foob2066
    @foob2066 4 дні тому +13

    31:05 That sound is straight up something ster would use as a hitsound in the tf2 days

  • @Ha1oMiner
    @Ha1oMiner 5 днів тому +46

    33:49 friggin packet yo

    • @loranga
      @loranga 5 днів тому +11

      some kids dont learn like that yo

  • @rodakscreens
    @rodakscreens 5 днів тому +13

    This game looks like a cross between Lethal Company and Michigan: Report From Hell, automatically making it the funniest game ever made

  • @glasket_
    @glasket_ 5 днів тому +17

    You knew exactly what you were doing by cutting the intro clip right at that moment. I can still hear it even though it didn't get to happen.

  • @roachdogjr_985
    @roachdogjr_985 5 днів тому +9

    amazing how fast this edit came out! definitely one of my favorite streams, i was dying with laughter watching it yesterday

    • @skia-morph
      @skia-morph 2 дні тому

      unrelated, but it's super amusing just how many roachdoggs you can see crawling the web to this day. I guess they are hard to get rid of, huh.. roach never die

  • @lopamurblamo
    @lopamurblamo 5 днів тому +15

    0:35 Oh he’s in one of THOSE moods

    • @-drome
      @-drome 5 днів тому

      embr mode

  • @SRMkay
    @SRMkay 5 днів тому +5

    He just has a natural ability to turn any multiplayer game into a comedy of errors

  • @tmanbonkenbills8960
    @tmanbonkenbills8960 5 днів тому +11

    20:00 asks chat which way to go once exiting the building. Proceeds to:
    - Go outside
    - Look up.
    - Make a U-turn
    - Think about going back inside
    - Run back out to the street
    - Run to the left

    • @neon_horizon4097
      @neon_horizon4097 5 днів тому +1

      His 5 gears in his head are all spinning at once give "it" a break

  • @willmcd6617
    @willmcd6617 4 дні тому +11

    I was NOT expecting Vinny to lay into Ster like that, mocking his debilitating illness until Ster cried and quit the call. Horrific.

  • @robjsmiles
    @robjsmiles 5 днів тому +12

    Jerma talking about the one-handed phone pee at 27:43, clearly he hasn't learned from his mistake

  • @amoose8439
    @amoose8439 5 днів тому +13

    Between 2011 and 2017, there were 259 selfie-related deaths globally, according to a 2018 study. However, the actual number is likely higher because many selfie-related deaths go unreported.

  • @toadonaroad
    @toadonaroad 5 днів тому +8

    5:47 the most unpredictable fall joke ever

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted 5 днів тому +2

    poke getting exploded into mist by a flying boulder while trying to take a selfie with a monster was perfect comedic timing

  • @swagmancoolkid1637
    @swagmancoolkid1637 5 днів тому +10

    2:57 (while on full hp) 'oh my god that hurt'

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello 5 днів тому +4

      he is taking psychological damage irl

  • @violetblues10
    @violetblues10 4 дні тому +1

    vehicle: exploding
    jerma: GET A PICTURE OF THAT

  • @legend7951
    @legend7951 5 днів тому +2

    "i have to save this joke for when everybody can hear me" immediately tells the joke and goes into detail on the meaning and reasoning behind it

  • @ItsRyanHello
    @ItsRyanHello 5 днів тому +26

    Why does he sound like trump trying to explain something 6:54 "People are saying this, have you noticed this?"

  • @vantachill
    @vantachill 5 днів тому +2

    the LPC-esque bit vinny was doing was top notch i felt like i was going crazy

  • @Dsmky117
    @Dsmky117 5 днів тому +6

    Holy shit the gang is back together

  • @juliantaylor5956
    @juliantaylor5956 5 днів тому +12

    What the actual fuck happened during that brb i was watching it live and thought i was having a stroke

    • @sarahrawlinson6271
      @sarahrawlinson6271 5 днів тому +12

      Vinny has a sound modulator, and messes around with it one stream when chat wanted him to have a lifelike reverb in a cavernous concrete BLAME!-like setting.
      He put it on a delay and then made it take random bits of what he had said and it sped them up, slowed them down, and played them backwards in little drips every so often until chat had enough.
      He duplicated those sound reverb + delay+ pitch + speed etc settings during the BRB, and kept them on in the next run.

    • @juliantaylor5956
      @juliantaylor5956 5 днів тому +3

      @sarahrawlinson6271 wow thanks for the very precise explanation! I'll have to look up Vinny doing that lol

    • @bingevilla
      @bingevilla 5 днів тому +2

      @@juliantaylor5956 the game he played was laurens lure im prtty sure. that stream was some unhinged shit

  • @o_ber
    @o_ber 4 дні тому +1

    the entire brb segment was oddly satisfying to listen to

    • @o_ber
      @o_ber 4 дні тому

      31:53

  • @cygnus-nk3tz
    @cygnus-nk3tz День тому +1

    they cut so much out of the vod there were so many funny moments 😭

  • @Slimurgical
    @Slimurgical 3 дні тому

    I genuinely adore that ever since Vinny learned of Mike calling monsters 'freaks', he seems to be using it a ton in the same way.

  • @BagHeadShowProductions
    @BagHeadShowProductions 5 днів тому +5

    Please make the 4 horseman lava lamps real I would buy them all

  • @janeisliamjansport5743
    @janeisliamjansport5743 5 днів тому +5

    Nice dreamcast game. Be a shame if I left this video playing in the background with my speakers off

  • @Masked_Pirate_Geist
    @Masked_Pirate_Geist 5 днів тому +3

    5:24 I actually flinched and covered my vitals like my life was in danger lmao

  • @LivingRoomSet-799
    @LivingRoomSet-799 5 днів тому +12

    Retire? I hardly know her!

  • @madbomber83
    @madbomber83 5 днів тому +1

    Good video, made me chuckle a ton!

  • @Alucitary
    @Alucitary 5 днів тому +6

    How many landmines can 4 bros intentionally step on before they get 1 picture of it?

  • @towaii
    @towaii 2 дні тому

    2:15 the switch from "help! help!" to demanding "GET A PICTURE GET ME DYING" is underrated

  • @Aldysseus
    @Aldysseus 4 дні тому +2

    34:06 Jerma watches Vin get tossed around by a tentacle like K and J from Men in Black

  • @petrwarthursty2011
    @petrwarthursty2011 5 днів тому +2

    This is the most times in a video where I went "wtf are you doing" in a looong time. Senile streamer is over

  • @erops7933
    @erops7933 5 днів тому +6

    Jerma is as old as WW2 was when he was born

  • @OkayKeeb
    @OkayKeeb 4 дні тому +2

    all of them together makes it impossible to actually play a game

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster 5 днів тому +8

    I was playing this solo last night and encountered soldiers fighting aliens getting some really nice pictures of rocket blasts. I was like "woah! This is nuts" then the alien obliterated all of them as I was taking my last photo gore flying everywhere. I never ran so fast to the helicopter before

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 4 дні тому +1

    he has such a way with words

  • @marshtomp8
    @marshtomp8 4 дні тому +1

    This is what Content Warning could have been

  • @benji6325
    @benji6325 3 дні тому +1

    3:59 Jerma already forgot about the nuclear bomb incident

  • @madelineclementine75
    @madelineclementine75 5 днів тому +14

    can't believe he's gone... rip jerm

  • @littlebighead4482
    @littlebighead4482 5 днів тому +3

    "am i doing the elon?" is wild

  • @thehermit4206
    @thehermit4206 2 дні тому

    Not me nervously side eyeing my jack Russell chihuahua mix

  • @Ed_McArdle
    @Ed_McArdle 4 дні тому +2

    Ster's avatar looks EXACTLY like him, it's uncanny

  • @GutterJon
    @GutterJon 4 дні тому

    Thank you for existing jerma. I don't think my life would've ended up the same without you

  • @jac4026
    @jac4026 4 дні тому +2

    i think jerma had his headphones on backwards this stream

  • @goobalicious8019
    @goobalicious8019 5 днів тому +1

    He put his headphones on backwards again

  • @weenrfart3000
    @weenrfart3000 4 дні тому +2

    this was an unpleasant one to watch high

  • @neko-ew4uo
    @neko-ew4uo 5 днів тому +24

    Journalist Andy

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 5 днів тому +1

    My lord, these highlights are out INSTANTLY now. Jerma is a chad. this is also partly why I wish vinesauce would get a stream highlights channel.

  • @DjKlzonez
    @DjKlzonez 4 дні тому

    It's a lethal company when they're together

  • @arenomusic
    @arenomusic 5 днів тому +1

    This game popped off so fast, congrats to the devs

  • @kryinggames
    @kryinggames 12 годин тому

    “That was a good picture, that was a good photo” score: 0 10:40

  • @BababooeyGooey
    @BababooeyGooey 4 дні тому +1

    18:00 The Duende appears

  • @gawkingoblin
    @gawkingoblin 2 дні тому

    When the dog clamps down put your hands in the air
    Put your hands in the air
    Errybody put your hands up

  • @Nix-Man
    @Nix-Man 5 днів тому

    Not even 30 seconds in and Jerma is being threatened with his arch-nemesis; loud noises

  • @mikoirl
    @mikoirl 5 днів тому +4

    1:00 My Honest Reaction

  • @Dan420Bro
    @Dan420Bro 5 днів тому

    Im so glad you played this

  • @Iceman154435
    @Iceman154435 4 дні тому

    *Watches someone make the jump, tries himself, fails*
    "I don't think you can make that jump..."
    - Jeremy "I can dodge a battleaxe" Albertson

  • @popeofbart4812
    @popeofbart4812 5 днів тому +14

    The shot is always more important than your wellbeing, have you learned nothing as a performer Jeremy?

  • @FishFlop_The_CatSlap
    @FishFlop_The_CatSlap 5 днів тому +1

    is the sewer just a giant creature/series of tentacle monsters? every manhole is instant death

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster 5 днів тому

    I can't believe they gave him the keys to the asylum. I heard it was the same one a pop star was raised in.

  • @xAlegoss
    @xAlegoss 5 днів тому +1

    It's like he is still with us 😢

  • @Waytowander
    @Waytowander 4 дні тому

    1:46 gosh he is actually Elmo is disguise

  • @nustaniel
    @nustaniel 4 дні тому +1

    I hate when I have a bone fracture in my eyes.

  • @lolxddead
    @lolxddead 5 днів тому +1

    12:34 was so chaotic

  • @ToffeeTuff
    @ToffeeTuff 5 днів тому +3

    Jerma I accept you

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO 5 днів тому +1

    jerm tried photoing glorp but he got zeep zorped

  • @BigJ2424
    @BigJ2424 5 днів тому

    the brb was comedy gold

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 5 днів тому +7

    "Alex YIIK?"
    \*meaty gib sounds\*

  • @reeceulf
    @reeceulf 5 днів тому +1

    29:07 it's going in the playlist just for this one bit

    • @norman1619
      @norman1619 5 днів тому

      That one's goin in the folder

    • @Sjahko_
      @Sjahko_ 3 дні тому

      Hahahah their laughing harmonizing together was hilarious

  • @BodywiseMustard
    @BodywiseMustard 4 дні тому +1

    Jerma vs Star Jerma vs Star

  • @sugarblue7571
    @sugarblue7571 3 дні тому +1

    go to google translate select the language as Maltese and type "hi jerma"

  • @DragonWolf1772
    @DragonWolf1772 5 днів тому

    Literally had a dream last night that I was playing a game that was this game mixed with Hello Kitty Island Adventure because I fell asleep watching this

  • @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler
    @Ar_sole_hair_fiddler 5 днів тому

    Of the most dangerous man.

  • @pi20p
    @pi20p 5 днів тому +3

    i can’t believe it’s been over 30 years since jerma has passed it feels like it was just yesterday…..

  • @WinterDominus
    @WinterDominus 4 дні тому +1

    Crazy rat collab

  • @grabs_you5954
    @grabs_you5954 5 днів тому

    I don't appreciate that Jeremy's friends ignore and belittle him.

  • @rose_d_mary
    @rose_d_mary 5 днів тому +1

    the balls thing is literally just “gyas” part 2, i want him to provide 1 example

  • @Rissoe_Really
    @Rissoe_Really 4 дні тому

    Content Warning without the physics

  • @soupsalad2468
    @soupsalad2468 5 днів тому +1

    0:34 Jerma has become EVIL