Get me pictures of little alien man Editor: Jack Clishem @JackClishem x.com/JackClishem Originally Streamed 4th February 2025 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
The last time I personally saw that joke was when I had to sit through Failure to Launch back in 2006, which was your typical romcom chickflick, but it was clear the "Guy gets bitten in the balls by small animal" (squirrel in this case) bit was thrown in there for the dudes who were dragged to the theater by their girlfriends, because I distinctly remember the joke being such tonal whiplash compared to the rest of the movie. Because in the 2000's peak Guy Humor™ was dudes having their balls maimed in some manner.
1:43 Jerma unintentionally saving himself by stopping right before the monster just so poke can continue past him to get eaten is why I watch this anime
10:20 the absolute nerve of this guy to say "are you guys misremembering?" after everyone Yes-Ands his zany "dog bite to the balls" joke like the realest ones there have ever been.
unrelated, but it's super amusing just how many roachdoggs you can see crawling the web to this day. I guess they are hard to get rid of, huh.. roach never die
20:00 asks chat which way to go once exiting the building. Proceeds to: - Go outside - Look up. - Make a U-turn - Think about going back inside - Run back out to the street - Run to the left
Between 2011 and 2017, there were 259 selfie-related deaths globally, according to a 2018 study. However, the actual number is likely higher because many selfie-related deaths go unreported.
Vinny has a sound modulator, and messes around with it one stream when chat wanted him to have a lifelike reverb in a cavernous concrete BLAME!-like setting. He put it on a delay and then made it take random bits of what he had said and it sped them up, slowed them down, and played them backwards in little drips every so often until chat had enough. He duplicated those sound reverb + delay+ pitch + speed etc settings during the BRB, and kept them on in the next run.
I was playing this solo last night and encountered soldiers fighting aliens getting some really nice pictures of rocket blasts. I was like "woah! This is nuts" then the alien obliterated all of them as I was taking my last photo gore flying everywhere. I never ran so fast to the helicopter before
Literally had a dream last night that I was playing a game that was this game mixed with Hello Kitty Island Adventure because I fell asleep watching this
Local reporter uses all his film before arriving at scene
The scenery was just too beautiful to not film
UA-camr Andy
baby's first nightcrawler
@ItsRyanHello the worm that you use to fish with?
@@Jordan-rb28 Nightcrawler 2014 starring Jake Gyllenhaal
"im gonna save this joke for later" procceds to explain the whole joke
... Turns out it's not even a joke, just a nostalgic observation.
The last time I personally saw that joke was when I had to sit through Failure to Launch back in 2006, which was your typical romcom chickflick, but it was clear the "Guy gets bitten in the balls by small animal" (squirrel in this case) bit was thrown in there for the dudes who were dragged to the theater by their girlfriends, because I distinctly remember the joke being such tonal whiplash compared to the rest of the movie.
Because in the 2000's peak Guy Humor™ was dudes having their balls maimed in some manner.
Classic Jerma. Still got it.
He then botches it when telling it to the others.
1:43 Jerma unintentionally saving himself by stopping right before the monster just so poke can continue past him to get eaten is why I watch this anime
whats your favourite episode
I was initially worried when Poke lost both his left leg and arm, but then I realized he was all right
ha ha
Ha ha ha! Hahaha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha h
Heee hee hoo hoo ome ome ome!
(anvil falls on your head)
(anvil looks at the camera and smirks with one eyebrow raised)
@@thefrub top text bottom text "what goes up must come down!"
i was looking away from my screen at 1:43 right as he said that and i thought the flesh gooey squish sound was him putting in his other earbud
WHAT'S HE GOT IN THERE?
earwax andy
earwig andy
13:42 "shatters every bone in your eye"
10:20 the absolute nerve of this guy to say "are you guys misremembering?" after everyone Yes-Ands his zany "dog bite to the balls" joke like the realest ones there have ever been.
This is pulitzer level phrasing
They're a bunch of Yes Andys
@@superbogopop ty ty
I can still hear him even to this day
That’s called schizophrenia. Different to the fact that jerma is actually one massive Mandela effect and never existed in the first place.
i can still see him outside of my house
I can still hear him grinding "meat"
I can still feel him zerking off
@@onlyone8331 you can hear him doing WHAT
14:20 his realization the dude is flying with no shoes is fucking hilarious
"Projectile hits you in the legs, and shatters every bone in your...eyes." We have our latest 'bad program' line.
The dog balls discussion was like a realistic dialogue moment from Family Guy
36:55 "radiohead: the bends" LMAO
37:23 the entire stream chat was "GYAS" for like 3 minutes after this
Checked but I already knew, none other than my man Jack could whip together an edit so quick.
Okay so jack is the one who has the least inspiring editing then
@ sure, if you want to view the world through a shitty lens I guess that perspective makes sense
Do you need more keys jingled and jangled in your face to remain attentive throughout a 38 minute video
15:14 "am I doing the Elon?" LMAO
thanks I didn't catch that lmao
LOL
if anyone was curious, he DID wanna have facecam on but he had to unplug webcam cause the game kept messing up his audio
i almost prefer games like these without it
I prefer comments like this without opinions underneath
No, It's the Jerma shaved face mod that was broken
jerma and poke trying to goad a woman into stepping on a land mine for the photo op almost had me choke laughing
the civilians yearn for the mines
The "I'm dying" at 34:24 is gold, lmfao
My favorite polycule back at it.
The only wicked unbiased journalist I trust is Jeremy and his photography goons
Jerma is just if the Joker cosplayed as Nightcrawler
31:05 That sound is straight up something ster would use as a hitsound in the tf2 days
33:49 friggin packet yo
some kids dont learn like that yo
This game looks like a cross between Lethal Company and Michigan: Report From Hell, automatically making it the funniest game ever made
You knew exactly what you were doing by cutting the intro clip right at that moment. I can still hear it even though it didn't get to happen.
amazing how fast this edit came out! definitely one of my favorite streams, i was dying with laughter watching it yesterday
unrelated, but it's super amusing just how many roachdoggs you can see crawling the web to this day. I guess they are hard to get rid of, huh.. roach never die
0:35 Oh he’s in one of THOSE moods
embr mode
He just has a natural ability to turn any multiplayer game into a comedy of errors
20:00 asks chat which way to go once exiting the building. Proceeds to:
- Go outside
- Look up.
- Make a U-turn
- Think about going back inside
- Run back out to the street
- Run to the left
His 5 gears in his head are all spinning at once give "it" a break
I was NOT expecting Vinny to lay into Ster like that, mocking his debilitating illness until Ster cried and quit the call. Horrific.
Jerma talking about the one-handed phone pee at 27:43, clearly he hasn't learned from his mistake
Between 2011 and 2017, there were 259 selfie-related deaths globally, according to a 2018 study. However, the actual number is likely higher because many selfie-related deaths go unreported.
5:47 the most unpredictable fall joke ever
poke getting exploded into mist by a flying boulder while trying to take a selfie with a monster was perfect comedic timing
2:57 (while on full hp) 'oh my god that hurt'
he is taking psychological damage irl
vehicle: exploding
jerma: GET A PICTURE OF THAT
"i have to save this joke for when everybody can hear me" immediately tells the joke and goes into detail on the meaning and reasoning behind it
Why does he sound like trump trying to explain something 6:54 "People are saying this, have you noticed this?"
the LPC-esque bit vinny was doing was top notch i felt like i was going crazy
Holy shit the gang is back together
What the actual fuck happened during that brb i was watching it live and thought i was having a stroke
Vinny has a sound modulator, and messes around with it one stream when chat wanted him to have a lifelike reverb in a cavernous concrete BLAME!-like setting.
He put it on a delay and then made it take random bits of what he had said and it sped them up, slowed them down, and played them backwards in little drips every so often until chat had enough.
He duplicated those sound reverb + delay+ pitch + speed etc settings during the BRB, and kept them on in the next run.
@sarahrawlinson6271 wow thanks for the very precise explanation! I'll have to look up Vinny doing that lol
@@juliantaylor5956 the game he played was laurens lure im prtty sure. that stream was some unhinged shit
the entire brb segment was oddly satisfying to listen to
31:53
they cut so much out of the vod there were so many funny moments 😭
I genuinely adore that ever since Vinny learned of Mike calling monsters 'freaks', he seems to be using it a ton in the same way.
Please make the 4 horseman lava lamps real I would buy them all
Nice dreamcast game. Be a shame if I left this video playing in the background with my speakers off
5:24 I actually flinched and covered my vitals like my life was in danger lmao
Retire? I hardly know her!
Good video, made me chuckle a ton!
How many landmines can 4 bros intentionally step on before they get 1 picture of it?
2:15 the switch from "help! help!" to demanding "GET A PICTURE GET ME DYING" is underrated
34:06 Jerma watches Vin get tossed around by a tentacle like K and J from Men in Black
This is the most times in a video where I went "wtf are you doing" in a looong time. Senile streamer is over
Jerma is as old as WW2 was when he was born
all of them together makes it impossible to actually play a game
I was playing this solo last night and encountered soldiers fighting aliens getting some really nice pictures of rocket blasts. I was like "woah! This is nuts" then the alien obliterated all of them as I was taking my last photo gore flying everywhere. I never ran so fast to the helicopter before
he has such a way with words
This is what Content Warning could have been
3:59 Jerma already forgot about the nuclear bomb incident
can't believe he's gone... rip jerm
"am i doing the elon?" is wild
Not me nervously side eyeing my jack Russell chihuahua mix
Ster's avatar looks EXACTLY like him, it's uncanny
Thank you for existing jerma. I don't think my life would've ended up the same without you
i think jerma had his headphones on backwards this stream
He put his headphones on backwards again
this was an unpleasant one to watch high
Journalist Andy
My lord, these highlights are out INSTANTLY now. Jerma is a chad. this is also partly why I wish vinesauce would get a stream highlights channel.
It's a lethal company when they're together
This game popped off so fast, congrats to the devs
“That was a good picture, that was a good photo” score: 0 10:40
18:00 The Duende appears
When the dog clamps down put your hands in the air
Put your hands in the air
Errybody put your hands up
Not even 30 seconds in and Jerma is being threatened with his arch-nemesis; loud noises
1:00 My Honest Reaction
Im so glad you played this
*Watches someone make the jump, tries himself, fails*
"I don't think you can make that jump..."
- Jeremy "I can dodge a battleaxe" Albertson
The shot is always more important than your wellbeing, have you learned nothing as a performer Jeremy?
is the sewer just a giant creature/series of tentacle monsters? every manhole is instant death
I can't believe they gave him the keys to the asylum. I heard it was the same one a pop star was raised in.
It's like he is still with us 😢
1:46 gosh he is actually Elmo is disguise
I hate when I have a bone fracture in my eyes.
12:34 was so chaotic
Jerma I accept you
jerm tried photoing glorp but he got zeep zorped
the brb was comedy gold
"Alex YIIK?"
\*meaty gib sounds\*
29:07 it's going in the playlist just for this one bit
That one's goin in the folder
Hahahah their laughing harmonizing together was hilarious
Jerma vs Star Jerma vs Star
go to google translate select the language as Maltese and type "hi jerma"
Literally had a dream last night that I was playing a game that was this game mixed with Hello Kitty Island Adventure because I fell asleep watching this
Of the most dangerous man.
i can’t believe it’s been over 30 years since jerma has passed it feels like it was just yesterday…..
Crazy rat collab
I don't appreciate that Jeremy's friends ignore and belittle him.
the balls thing is literally just “gyas” part 2, i want him to provide 1 example
Content Warning without the physics
0:34 Jerma has become EVIL