Military TikTok Fails... Part 22

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  • @RagnarLoudpak
    @RagnarLoudpak Місяць тому +180

    How did dude launch himself perfectly into the big spoon position? He’s a natural

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Місяць тому +10

      Practice makes perfect.

    • @veggiebro-vd2qg
      @veggiebro-vd2qg Місяць тому +7

      he spent every waking moment thinking about this moment. he would rather die than miss it.

  • @kreechur3073
    @kreechur3073 Місяць тому +82

    The dumbest thing my LT did was we were at a major field exercise and we had 4 days to relax. He decided my plt only would drive out to the desert to do white space training in the rear. Turns out where we went was a Artillery Firing Zone and they were Condition 1. Luckily there were 2 Blackhawks flying overhead to spot the rounds and they radioed back telling Arty there was friendlies in the Firing Zone. We were so close to being deleted from this Earths search history

    • @goosmdoosm4755
      @goosmdoosm4755 Місяць тому +2

      Current lore: it's a headache for the platoon when the Lt get lost
      New lore: it's a hazard when the Lt gets the platoon lost.

  • @Rvtlz123
    @Rvtlz123 Місяць тому +253

    “Equal rights, equal fights”

  • @selcouthrae1095
    @selcouthrae1095 Місяць тому +103

    Everyone's LT experience: We LOST THEM IN THE WOODS!!! 😂😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Місяць тому +34

      They are gone forever sir

    • @yurichan5368
      @yurichan5368 Місяць тому +13

      @@nikkoortiz the boogie man got them sir.

    • @FogGoblin
      @FogGoblin Місяць тому +4

      My Lt had a stuttering problem while being deployed! Took him minutes while on convoy to make a message.

  • @youkilledma1211
    @youkilledma1211 Місяць тому +47

    "Nikkoato avacado" was stunned in this one

  • @FogGoblin
    @FogGoblin Місяць тому +6

    My dumbest LT story takes the cake! 88M deployed to Iraq. Our Lt had a major stuttering problem and during incoming attacks we would hear on the radio evv ev ev ev ev ev everyone ge ge ge ge ge ge get do do do do down. Took him minutes to give a message or command.

  • @Aredel
    @Aredel Місяць тому +24

    1:07 Just like with kids, you start worrying once they've gone quiet.

  • @paulwortham1825
    @paulwortham1825 Місяць тому +17

    1:56 Narrator is taking hits today 😂😂

  • @BNZONSAIL
    @BNZONSAIL Місяць тому +26

    First one KILLS ME LOL

  • @Mr.Man092
    @Mr.Man092 Місяць тому +22

    Thank you for your service my grandpa was in the Vietnam war

    • @Mr.Man092
      @Mr.Man092 Місяць тому +2

      I had a great grandpa in France during WW1 and two great grandpas in WW2 one in Air Force that got shot down over Germany one in army and by grandmas brother was in Korean War

  • @ChudsReef
    @ChudsReef Місяць тому +13

    Shout out to the National Guard that just won the Sullivan Cup. 278th just beat all big army.

  • @acedelizo6430
    @acedelizo6430 Місяць тому +9

    " she's a marine." " she's an unconscious marine."

  • @Mavve69
    @Mavve69 Місяць тому +9

    2:37
    “Rah, rah rah raaaaahhh… rah? 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 “
    **salutes**

  • @poseidenforceccj2528
    @poseidenforceccj2528 Місяць тому +6

    i was not prepared for the violently Italian "its a pronounced a ceiling pizza" love it lol

  • @MightyMitch20
    @MightyMitch20 Місяць тому +20

    2:03 as a cav scout... ouch

    • @LORDOFDISCOCHICKENS
      @LORDOFDISCOCHICKENS Місяць тому

      envy bro...pure envy is all it is

    • @zachd9995
      @zachd9995 Місяць тому

      I was about to say, why we catching them strays like that

    • @sirvonhugendong
      @sirvonhugendong Місяць тому +1

      I just enlisted as a cav scout 😢

    • @zachd9995
      @zachd9995 Місяць тому

      @@sirvonhugendong that sucks

  • @aswathi301
    @aswathi301 Місяць тому +5

    Nah not the Naruto run😂💀

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Місяць тому +6

    Nikko's Naruto run is on point!💙

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Місяць тому +5

      Some would say it’s the best Naruto run?

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 Місяць тому

      @@nikkoortiz FACTS!

    • @PapiJoJo1422
      @PapiJoJo1422 Місяць тому

      @@nikkoortizall i hear is smash good sir

  • @osage1
    @osage1 19 днів тому +1

    0:46 no ones talking about how that man folded💀😭

  • @krowfactory3914
    @krowfactory3914 Місяць тому +7

    after nearly 2 years im still wating on not only back pay but also my bonus for joinng the army reserves (theres a reason its a secret lol)

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Місяць тому

      🤫🤫🤫

    • @krowfactory3914
      @krowfactory3914 Місяць тому

      @@nikkoortiz as an experienced member how long do you think I will be waiting lol

  • @levidukes1750
    @levidukes1750 Місяць тому +1

    4:01 - "You a major?!?" That hurts my Navy

  • @JUICEY.J
    @JUICEY.J Місяць тому +5

    WATCHING DIS IN JURY DUTY IN CALI WISH ME LUCK 😭😂

  • @wyatthunley3623
    @wyatthunley3623 Місяць тому +3

    Nikko I love the podcast and the videos!

  • @Meringueatan
    @Meringueatan Місяць тому +1

    Nikko can never get canceled

  • @Josepharnold-me4oh
    @Josepharnold-me4oh Місяць тому +4

    The c17 one got me laughing as fuck

  • @cadengarcia5264
    @cadengarcia5264 23 дні тому

    6:23 "cutting hair like lawns" Im dying

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Місяць тому +4

    National Guard
    When you're to scared to do combat duty

  • @tylerdembowski684
    @tylerdembowski684 Місяць тому +3

    First one was great 😂 love your videos

  • @Hunterdunlop2011
    @Hunterdunlop2011 23 дні тому

    Love you Nikko youremy favorite UA-camr

  • @JoeBrrrrrrr
    @JoeBrrrrrrr Місяць тому +3

    Love your channel

  • @brittanymarieherrera3611
    @brittanymarieherrera3611 Місяць тому +1

    I love your videos! 😊

  • @user-xo6ti8pj8s
    @user-xo6ti8pj8s 26 днів тому

    The saying goes “play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

  • @gabebennett8013
    @gabebennett8013 Місяць тому +1

    I have been waiting for you to post all day. I have been checking my phone , i got a little too happy lol

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be Місяць тому +2

    Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂

  • @Trudoggaming
    @Trudoggaming Місяць тому +1

    Hi I love your content bro and love you

  • @MatthewTatian
    @MatthewTatian 7 днів тому

    funny thing is that i knew the garrison commander at fort hood, he was a family friend and i still chill with his son lmao

  • @user-lx5nb8gy7v
    @user-lx5nb8gy7v Місяць тому +1

    love this so much

  • @JacksonWayneStewart2024
    @JacksonWayneStewart2024 Місяць тому +1

    I love ur videos

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 15 днів тому

    Army E4 to CPL… the lateral “promotion” that means nothing. More work, that’s it.

  • @direwolfgaming4905
    @direwolfgaming4905 26 днів тому

    Dumbest thing an LT did was misread the map and got us lost for hours he is now a Captain lmao

  • @michellehill2027
    @michellehill2027 Місяць тому +2

    my lt punched a pj in the face

  • @issiahbernaiche6897
    @issiahbernaiche6897 Місяць тому

    Have been watching your videos now for a few months. Am going into the Infantry, Army. Leaving in July for BCT. After BCT/AIT I’m going to Fort Campbell. Infantry is the way to go. When I saw the National Guard segment I laughed pretty hard.

  • @jonathancole4482
    @jonathancole4482 Місяць тому +1

    love you Nikko

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Місяць тому +1

      I appreciate you Jonathan!

  • @user-xo4ig9kw2r
    @user-xo4ig9kw2r Місяць тому +2

    I love u nikko

  • @WuKuVex
    @WuKuVex Місяць тому

    This vid us wildly good. ^^

  • @jaydenp5409
    @jaydenp5409 Місяць тому +1

    Well, you can’t spell lost without LT

  • @liambillinskey6
    @liambillinskey6 Місяць тому

    Good video man

  • @justa2919
    @justa2919 Місяць тому +1

    I'm always sad when the video ends

  • @johngross8300
    @johngross8300 Місяць тому

    Thanks for the mirth Nikko

  • @rawrose8989
    @rawrose8989 Місяць тому

    That mold is for real. That and signing the weaver about the lead paint. Lmfao because hazmat has to come in just to do repairs on your housing.

  • @F0rRealium
    @F0rRealium Місяць тому +2

    Germany here

  • @kgw100
    @kgw100 Місяць тому +1

    Mismatched equipment is definitely infantry 😂

  • @kiplutu
    @kiplutu Місяць тому

    Dude couldn't set up a tent

  • @Mustang6971
    @Mustang6971 Місяць тому +1

    Being a Technician in the Gaurd blows because the pay is so bad and the retirement is crappy. AGR has the same pay and retirement benefits as active duty.

  • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
    @chrisbuttonshaw2088 Місяць тому

    1:45 ooohhhh Narrator coming for you now Nikko

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 Місяць тому +1

    MOS's to avoid when joining the Army:
    1) Infantry/Mortars (because yeah, you can go for Infantry, and get voluntold your a Mortarman now, good luck)
    2) Tanker
    3) Cook.

    • @pointman2
      @pointman2 Місяць тому

      Why tanker?

    • @remywhite4377
      @remywhite4377 28 днів тому

      ​@@pointman2The same reason for Infantry but with a bigger target😂

  • @xSISYPHUSx
    @xSISYPHUSx Місяць тому +1

    I had some landings like that third clip..I had MPFL reconstruction and have to get some epidural injection in my L4-L5 now

  • @zoeith6
    @zoeith6 22 дні тому

    Hahaha I was standing right next to LCDR Coleman during that. That was at NORU school in Pensacola for Navy Officer recruiting.

  • @Funny-Republican
    @Funny-Republican Місяць тому +1

    2 seconds In and I am dying laughing

  • @caseybeckner2625
    @caseybeckner2625 Місяць тому +1

    Hilarious yet again Nikko kisses heading your way

  • @crazeddiesel
    @crazeddiesel 24 дні тому

    I did active duty and then went to the national guard after 6 years. Honestly the national guard is way better than the reserves. The reserves doesn’t even have infantry units.

  • @diazalan1816
    @diazalan1816 Місяць тому

    Dumbest thing I've ever heard from a Lt was during a promotion board, I was told I was not being recommended because I was too aggressive. I forgot to mention I'm infantry

  • @monsserrathcastro4153
    @monsserrathcastro4153 Місяць тому

    Love content

  • @dakoetawalters9401
    @dakoetawalters9401 13 днів тому

    Those Kuwaities do a damn good job cutting hair man

  • @anchrer3970
    @anchrer3970 Місяць тому

    best part about this video is the ads i got were national guard....

  • @xgingabeardx6774
    @xgingabeardx6774 Місяць тому

    I had an lt get our platoon lost in Bridgeport California marine training grounds twice, on the same land nav course. Dude just navigated the mountains like Hellen Keller

  • @jbjamal7778
    @jbjamal7778 Місяць тому +4

    Last clip, she trying so hard to make it seem like she got cake lmao 😂

  • @Cavalus_
    @Cavalus_ Місяць тому +1

    Niko my dad is a Sargent major in the British army he's been serving since he was 18 and this July he finishes and he's pretty sad :(

  • @DMNCJSTR
    @DMNCJSTR 25 днів тому

    You had me at spoon f*ck Naruto YEET 😂

  • @awesomecoolJacko
    @awesomecoolJacko Місяць тому +1

    bro i thought the girl at the very end was a mannequin 💀

  • @LORDOFDISCOCHICKENS
    @LORDOFDISCOCHICKENS Місяць тому +1

    SCOUTS OUT!

  • @rbtsubs
    @rbtsubs Місяць тому

    Being so lost on land nav we couldn't find the rally point..... E7 took the LT aside for a bit me and my squad leader got scarce

  • @privateuser1780
    @privateuser1780 Місяць тому +1

    LMAO, yeah that was more angry Korean man accent than German.

  • @unlucky_kid1788
    @unlucky_kid1788 Місяць тому +1

    Those cavities are going crazy 😂

  • @3SIXTYPROD
    @3SIXTYPROD Місяць тому +3

    Hell yeah…. Love your mouth… content I mean content

  • @versecontro4898
    @versecontro4898 Місяць тому +1

    We dont have Majors in the Navy, that was a Lt. Comander.

  • @Horseboy2025
    @Horseboy2025 Місяць тому

    Niko when the soldier got asked if he was Spanish or American he said Spanish but on his uniform when he turned was the American flag

  • @beaudecamp3534
    @beaudecamp3534 Місяць тому +1

    Nikko just signed up as an 11c today

  • @Yuukichan1888
    @Yuukichan1888 Місяць тому +2

    Go pole dancing with the branches

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Місяць тому +1

      Time for me to buy a pole! Lol

    • @Yuukichan1888
      @Yuukichan1888 Місяць тому

      Finally been commenting this for weeks there's a royal marine that used to go to the same studio as me boy had more sass than a seasoned stripper

  • @ISleepInJeans
    @ISleepInJeans Місяць тому +4

    Cheeseburger

  • @the_real_crouton
    @the_real_crouton Місяць тому +1

    you're my favorite youtuber and if I lived near u I would not think twice to challenge u to airsoft and get my shit rocked

  • @zerotwo6409
    @zerotwo6409 Місяць тому +1

    Waz good Niko I just swore into the army today I ship on the 21st 11b on the way

  • @jameseyman9078
    @jameseyman9078 Місяць тому +1

    Need some extra income to buy your demanding triangle k9 some new tennis balls and/or frisbees? Just drop a military fail video!!😂❤

  • @user-wf9ch3co4t
    @user-wf9ch3co4t Місяць тому

    yo Niko been taking dance lessons, we can tell at 2:20

  • @NavyBabyUNEDITED
    @NavyBabyUNEDITED 23 дні тому

    the navy singing gent is a lt.cmdr

  • @Iron_Road
    @Iron_Road Місяць тому

    My old boss is a retired Master Sargeant, and his favorite pastime was watching Butter Bars argue with unicorns, aka Chief Warrant Officers.

  • @eliazarpinedo6591
    @eliazarpinedo6591 Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂😅😅 cutting hair is like cutting grass lol facts

  • @ryanrobinson4242
    @ryanrobinson4242 Місяць тому +1

    Don’t be jealous 😂

  • @davidevans5203
    @davidevans5203 Місяць тому

    The national guard is honestly the best military strategy, best choice i made specially over the marines

  • @s.langkhay5657
    @s.langkhay5657 Місяць тому +1

    8:29 Erika is now joining the German Army

  • @JustJackT
    @JustJackT Місяць тому +1

    Equal LEFTS!!

  • @MidwestFish3rman
    @MidwestFish3rman Місяць тому

    Equal rights, equal lefts

  • @thesuperdupercoolsebassapl4426
    @thesuperdupercoolsebassapl4426 Місяць тому

    4:01 what a jamming fun motivation to join the marine corps after college now dude 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bell_..
    @Bell_.. Місяць тому +1

    Love you Nissan Ortiz 🥰😂

  • @11bravo72
    @11bravo72 Місяць тому

    other 2 MOSs. Cook and mechanic

  • @53cards92
    @53cards92 Місяць тому

    0:27 As a straight man, my only hesitation would be “which arc?”

  • @RushCola97
    @RushCola97 Місяць тому

    We had a LT who had to call the MPs because he actually got lost on land nav

  • @sxedarkangel8720
    @sxedarkangel8720 Місяць тому +1

    national guard is mostly 11b now 😂😂

  • @williamoden5191
    @williamoden5191 Місяць тому +1

    your the best

  • @japkap
    @japkap Місяць тому

    Dummest one we ever had was a Major telling a Master Sergeant he out ranked him in the field, later that day the Major got transfered.

  • @Hotdog46362
    @Hotdog46362 Місяць тому

    Nikko got a dump truck