Military TikTok Fails... Part 16
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
If you live in a fucking warzone and complain about the food, you are not hungry enough
fun fact the MRE he was eating wasn't properly prepared hje was complaining about the MRE while not cooking it right
@@icecoldpolitics8890+MRE'S aint supposed to be good, Just supposed to give vitamins or anything else to keep you Alive
@@deadchannel1905yep damn right, if the military makes food its gonna taste like shit and not like a Steak from a 5 star restaurante
yeah so true
Civilians in Vietnam started eating bugs to survive through the war. I'm sure they would have enjoyed the MRE over eating tarantulas and giant water bugs.
My family sure wouldve
That MRE dude was ridiculous. MRE's aren't meant to taste good they're meant to nourish and get some calories and carbs in you. They're meant to keep you alive not be a 5 star meal that tastes good. They should be grateful they at least have something being donated to them and aren't starving
he also either purposefully left out the main meal or the people he bought it from kept it.
Funny enough, most MREs *do* taste good imo
@@n3v3rforgott3n9I lean to the sellers keeping the better stuff.
There was also news about the US sending expired mre's, aswell as barely any food considering how many people there are in Gaza.
@@ben252 MRE's do not expire till decades past the best used by date. So the better thing would be for the US to send nothing?
The black dude in storage XD fuck that was too good
I was just boutta comment this
That was fucking hilarious, dark humor for the win
Holy shit dude. "XD"
Stowage
dark humor lol
My thoughts with the airdrops were always “hey weren’t you guys eating dirt and animal feed yesterday? I’d say a garbage cracker is an improvement, so let’s give it to someone who appreciates it” and “well if it tastes so bad, clearly you’re not the person who needs it because you aren’t desperate enough to eat anything to survive”
Bloody oath, it’s a privilege to get that help, not all countries do.
My lord that person was ungrateful af.
if i would be in a situation where my country was being bombed or invaded or whatever and we were running low on food and a country decides to start dropping us food even if it tastes bad i would be thanking them every day because at least i have something to eat now
I wouldn’t even be dropping food for them animals.
@@ToFuDriverS14 well thats a bit far
@@ThatWeirdCreature621 tbh he is kinda right because what do the US or any Western contry gain from giving them food? And no im not for either Israel or Hamas before anywone starts dropping some words on me
@@Mrunknown27623 I agree. Im on neither side aswell. I dont wanna get political. When someone asks me about it I usually ignore them or say neither, then they make up sh1t and put words in my mouth 🙄
@@ThatWeirdCreature621I like ur pfp 👍
I love Nikko "trying" not to look at the hot gurl! 😂 especially with his legs going back and forth! Makes me think that his parents had their hands full when he was a child! 💙
That Gaza dude is craaazy
Nah, he's just lying for internet brownie points, notice how he didn't show the main?
He isn't Gazan, he is Canadian. Nikko had it backwards. The Canadian peanut butter wasn't imported to Gaza, the MRE was imported to Canada.
6:15 "Nothing can compare to the bullshit I dealt with in the military" is the realest shit I've heard all day!
8:15 based on the accent, clothes, and "our"... that dudes actually from Canada, Ontario specifically, local to but not in Toronto
Yeah, has to be.
Yea, sounds like maybe Scarborough, Pickering, sorta area.
so yeah the dude went to gaza to "learn how to be a nurse" a few years back after finishing uni or whatever
Sounds like Brampton, barely Canada.
no nikko that flirting with death on a ship isnt a thing, if someone finds out oh he will be sent up
Ayo, I joined the Army at 27, my name was Old Man River. Only person in the company older was the diamond.
Diamond?
@@karlewers35201SG or First Sergeant . The rank is 3 chevrons and 3 rockers with a diamond in the middle.
@@karlewers3520its a rank
5:05 bro said "put the black dude in storage"
Not gonna lie when I graduated basic and went to AIT the airline lost almost all my bags and sent them to the wrong destination. Who was wearing his dress shoes with his jeans and t-shirt for a week? this guy.
9:13 if they're going to complain about how donated food tastes after asking for food saying they're starving then they aren't starving enough. Withhold all future aid. I've ate MREs, while they're not the most tasty thing in the world, they're serviceable and will keep you alive.
i was about to say, if it taste like shit, dont fuckin eat it. STARVE!
love MRE's yes they are not the best but i think they are tasty
Polish MRE's are good as fuck sometimes I oder one just to eat it cuz I don't want to cook ^^
Niko Ortiz if you wan't one I could send you one^^
So far I personally have only seen "influencers" say that the MREs are not good enough and all that. But is this also something that the people who are actually starving in Gaza think? I haven't seen anything about them not eating the food we send. And people that are starving generally don't care what they eat as long as it's edible.
The guy isn't even in Gaza , he sounds a bit Canadian
Goddamnit Nikko the little kid leg kicks just got me laughin too hard.
5:28 bros hairline was in the negatives
3 chicken nuggets says he has a 6 head 😂
2:47 can confirm, nightly shenanigans.
Nikko's branches are wayyyyy better! 😂💙
The lady who said marines are @-holes 🤣🤣🤣 she’s got experience … probably got her face on the “don’t date boards”
That’s real I thought my buddy was making a joke 😂😂
Always a great day when nikko posts!
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You know it
The MPs showing up at the barracks for a Black guy joke was good, it happened more than once at mine in the Navy, every time it was a black guy trying to hide a gun in the woods behind our barracks.
Gotta love people in Gaza saying they need food, then complaining that they got mass dropped food and it wasn't all the halal meals.
Which is crazy since they dropped the vegetarian stuff which is halal by default.
Leaving aside that in starvation situations the restrictions are lifted, so it's all BS.
I don’t so no problem there. They should have just pork in the next care package lol
Bacon good halal boring 😂😂
Any time Nikko uploads, my day instantly gets better
They put the black dude in storage had me rolling my 😂 😂 😂
I mean, I never enlisted but when I was hungry and an MRE was dropped on me(figuratively), I struggled eating it but I was grateful I got some grub when there was none to be had.
If they don't like MREs , then stop sending anything .
LMAO "They put the black guy in storage" LOO 5:10
9:55, the little feet kicks😂😂
Fucking airdrop the MREs to my home, I LOVE that shit
Bruh that first strike bar tastes good but it will BREAK your fucking teeth 😂😂
they dont like the MRE's, Hell I was going NUMBNUMB on the 80's MRE's LOL
If the Pali is mad about the MRE then maybe he should go talk to HAMAS about taking all the aid or trying to hit way above their weight class.
Exactly if they don't like it then do something about it. But sorry you're getting free aid, may not be the best in the world but it'll keep you alive. And again like you said deal with Hamas and maybe you wouldn't have this problem😂
Brooo, u sleeping on the apple sauce, thats 2nd to the first strike cranberry 100%
I'm guilty for all that oakley stuff. I would go into Montreal on the weekends and hit up the Oakley store and get hats, shirts, boots, glasses. lol I spent so much money there lol.
Thank you for posting this I was waiting
9:00 heey bro You should try Norwegian MRE
This mans should play that's not my neighbor. id love to see how he reacts to the doppelgangers and it's an "important job" in that universe
Nikko looks like every kid when the get put in time out 😂😂😂
Hi
Lol it's not big biceps. In the AF you can roll your sleeves also, but the way you have to "roll them up" makes the sleeves really tight
That trashed barracks room was an "In and Out" waiting to happen.
Love you Nikko
8:42 he wouldnt survive a day in boot camp, Just like me. Bro thats litteraly What the US gives their soldiers so bruh 😭
Always a good day when Niko uploads
whats even better is the MRE's cost like 20 bucks at the commisary
Commisary? Military got commisary or you talking about prison?
Nikko I love the content man looking forward to an updated post pandemic basic training video
3:10... it is so much worse on ship heads... those things have a tendency to, flow in reverse... if you catch my drift. and yes... everything that failed to make it the final destination is coming back out when that happens. i have seen a hea flooded by about 2 inches up with shit everywhere. and that in this clip here at the time mark... is a ship head
Petition for nikko to react to a video all about sharks.
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That clothing call out hurt my soul. I'm not even in the Military and I watch these because they are entertaining.
My guy, That MRE is meant to keep you from starving to death! It's not a 5 star meal, it's a MRE. I like em TBH.
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
Niko’s commentary is better than the vids that’s what I’m here for
Okay stopping sending them food immediately.
love the vids nikko, keep it up my man
I CHECK HIS VIDIOS EVERY TIME I AM ON UA-cam AND HE MAKES ME LAUGHT AT HIS VIDOIS EVERY TIME
fr inspiring me to join the military lmao
Throw it back
Had to turn on the bell notification! These are so entertaining Nikko!!
The guy who came to pick up that girls dresser was her side guy while her hubby on deployment. BET.
0:51 What?!? All he did was yell at him?! I had to do 8 count push-ups for over 6 hours for falling asleep during a class in Basic
WOOO NIKKO POSTED
Wow! Congrats on 2.4mill subscribers Nikko!!
Hey man I love your content
LETS GOOO A NIKKO POST
First strike bars hit different
lol I remember wearing all the gear I bought after basic when I got to my duty station.
I was wearing my "Too Easy" shirt in black and gold lmao
IDF out there doing the Lord's work
Keep em coming. 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤ Love The Talent/Creator team
love u nikko
NIKKO IS BETTER ALL DAY EVERY DAY TF!!??
love your videos
Beans
Them: “We need aid!!”
Us: sends food
Them: “We don’t want your aid, your food sucks ass, send us better stuff”
Yeah exactly. If they want the good stuff then maybe they should tell Hamas to quit stealing all the food
Wait till you find out you can buy First Strikes by the case.
Great video keep it up
Reality is I WANT THAT GUN TUBE COME ON NIKO
Love the vids man
Just made my day man😂😂
Dude I love the military videos
We had a guy in my unit whose nickname was old man Jenkins and he was only 23
Tbh honest these are so good
Bro ya energy is immaculate 😂😂😂
Fireeee keep it up🔥🔥
I FUCKING KNOW THE MARINES FROM THAT ENGINEER BATTALION HOLY FUCK
It's like my dad said when we had to eat MREs after hurricane Ivan. Everytime we complained about it tasting bad he hit us with "but are you hungry?"...
With every other video he shows more PTSD
1:00 I'm not in the military at all but I will wear grunt style and the hat with a fafo patch with the come and take it short lmao
I love the MREs ❤
My grandfather, father, brother all Marines.. so i went to the Airforce. I was hoping that alone would keep me from coming.. never mind
I love ur vids
lmao thats my old unit @ 10:13
1:15 bro I'm wearing that exact fucking buckle rn
Bro I loved the zapplesauce!!!
8:48 possy someone doesn’t like are MRE
Nikko is the best 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯
The look back at the camera Nikko gave, when the woman said “until the person I had scheduled to pick it up came” WE ALL KNEW WHERE HIS HEAD WENT😂😂
No shower shoes= free babysitters
You should do a funny animal video with your dog
The dude eating the MRE said the peanut butter wasn't as good as their Canadian peanut butter. Dudebwas in Canda not Gaza.
What I wore as a private was pretty much the same goddamn starter pack you showed.
Let's go for 100 episodes!