Military TikTok Fails... Part 21

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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @stevenhilton6502
    @stevenhilton6502 7 місяців тому +109

    Nikko’s dog is proof that he acts like this 24/7. Walked in to him doing some crackhead shit and didnt skip and beat! Just layed down and enjoyed the show 😂😂

  • @mr.mockingbrd
    @mr.mockingbrd 7 місяців тому +427

    “You guys are murderers” sir, I’m a plumber.

    • @Alpha3Viking
      @Alpha3Viking 7 місяців тому +29

      Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

    • @REALO0HY0H
      @REALO0HY0H 7 місяців тому +4

      Sir, this is the Coast guard.

    • @classmst89
      @classmst89 7 місяців тому +29

      Medics be like "wtf" 😂

    • @dhivdogg
      @dhivdogg 7 місяців тому +24

      Sir, I’m a water purification specialist.

    • @goosmdoosm4755
      @goosmdoosm4755 7 місяців тому +7

      @@classmst89 PJ's: 😳

  • @ThATgUY-bu5yn
    @ThATgUY-bu5yn 7 місяців тому +146

    Our instructor worded it perfectly as far as mcmap.
    "It's just enough, to make you cocky enough, to get your ass kicked in a bar"

    • @Taakamancer
      @Taakamancer 7 місяців тому +2

      Having a pew pew precludes the need to be a kung fu master. Although it certainly doesn't stop you from thinking you're one.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 7 місяців тому +160

    " You're a murderer. " ' Sir, I put chlorine tablets in water then play on my phone for five hours. '

  • @Emma_Strang25
    @Emma_Strang25 7 місяців тому +95

    Chanel really walked in and looked at Nikko like "b**** I'm just trying to lay down, what's your problem?"

    • @matthewcrosby4792
      @matthewcrosby4792 7 місяців тому +3

      Chanel is so cute! The look she gave him was perfect

  • @Berm_Blaster
    @Berm_Blaster 7 місяців тому +37

    The doggy coming into the room "WHOA!" 🫱🤛😭

  • @wingzero7X
    @wingzero7X 7 місяців тому +29

    I get asked if I was in the military, my response? “Hell no cause I run like a horror movie victim”

  • @tripleflip7
    @tripleflip7 7 місяців тому +11

    The dude making the video about people dressing like they're veterans in the gym and then talking up a big game when they *almost* joined is 100% spot on! 😆

  • @aliceh-2305
    @aliceh-2305 7 місяців тому +50

    I love your German Shepherd
    she came in all like "you good dad" decided you were doing your normal dumb shit and went to lie down.
    she is very well trained may I add, mine would have been howling along with me doing the dumb shit.

    • @acollin4026
      @acollin4026 7 місяців тому +1

      Its a belgian malinois

    • @aliceh-2305
      @aliceh-2305 7 місяців тому

      @@acollin4026 just so you know Chanel (dog name) channel is literally called "Chanel The German Shepherd"
      so i just went with that as i am not great with dogs

    • @katlady8552
      @katlady8552 7 місяців тому

      @@acollin4026 nope she's a shepherd. She has an Instagram account.

  • @Neyonius
    @Neyonius 7 місяців тому +4

    "You can't give a marine soft things, they'll crush that shit."
    Sounds an awful lot like "Look over there Lenny." vibes to me.

  • @TheWakow
    @TheWakow 7 місяців тому +23

    One guy in my barracks nightly chant. Night yall, remember you sleep on your back, or I will.

    • @TheWakow
      @TheWakow 7 місяців тому

      Now ask how he woke you for fire watch

    • @TheQwertyuiop6
      @TheQwertyuiop6 7 місяців тому

      Nigga go talk to the chaplain or mental cuz tf are you saying

    • @TheQwertyuiop6
      @TheQwertyuiop6 7 місяців тому

      Go see the chaplain with this schizo shiyt

  • @SpicyReacts24
    @SpicyReacts24 7 місяців тому +4

    My morning has been horrible, spilt my coffee down my shirt, tripped over my boots as i was getting ready for work, but now i've watched this new video, MY DAY IS GREAT ! I couldnt stop laughing lmaooo!

  • @goofyoperatorr
    @goofyoperatorr 7 місяців тому +55

    The wet socks make me cry

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 7 місяців тому +6

    Thanks!

  • @DGonz0-
    @DGonz0- 7 місяців тому +14

    you're going 80 MPH how long does it take you to get to a place 80miles out... as long as Gunny says bro... LOL😂🤣😂🤣

  • @yammimoto7929
    @yammimoto7929 7 місяців тому +6

    I wear nine line stuff to the gym, had a guy come up to me yesterday and was like "were you military" and i said yeah, he was also wearing a nine line shirt, and he said "Yeah i was gonna join but" and i stopped him and said "cool, can i continue my workout please"

  • @lindsaym.8267
    @lindsaym.8267 7 місяців тому +10

    Chanel was fr about to square up! Nikko you better be ready she's gonna get you and win 100%

  • @Breach_gaming
    @Breach_gaming 6 місяців тому +3

    1:18 destroy the child got me

  • @dalerobertson6420
    @dalerobertson6420 7 місяців тому +46

    Pilots always do preflight checks even in the civilian world. You have to understand the plane and when things feel wrong. Going down in a plane isn’t quite the same as a car breaking down

    • @1977hellspawn
      @1977hellspawn 7 місяців тому

      Probably the largest butthole pucker moment you'll ever experience

  • @LenaChristian
    @LenaChristian 5 місяців тому +1

    NIKO,
    ON JULY 16 24 YOU PLAYED ON TWIWICH AND YOU WERE PLAYING WITH MY BROTHER!!
    We were so excited!

  • @sympotaz2960
    @sympotaz2960 7 місяців тому +3

    I work in a factory that makes airplanes and basically have to inspect ever screw, on every plane, every time. Its exhausting!!!

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 7 місяців тому +8

    Always a great day when Nikko posts!

  • @Fopay12
    @Fopay12 7 місяців тому +7

    Chanel is literally the most gorgeous GSD ive ever seen 😍

  • @boyscoutguitarist3921
    @boyscoutguitarist3921 7 місяців тому +1

    7:15 i know it's a joke, but for Nikko's sake, SWO stands for "Surface Warfare Officer"

  • @UnitedKingdom20417
    @UnitedKingdom20417 6 місяців тому +1

    The dog was looking down like my bed is what I want

  • @oneenigma4u
    @oneenigma4u 7 місяців тому +1

    3:09 I remember thinking I would go Sf. Then realized that's why too much work.

  • @thegamingshiba
    @thegamingshiba 7 місяців тому +1

    Chanel was like “tf is you lookin at? im just nappin”

  • @StevenGamesWHC
    @StevenGamesWHC 7 місяців тому +8

    80 miles in 1 hr at 80mph, it's not that we don't understand, but they expect you to finish the drive in half that so we dirty the math

  • @-Luna-tic.exe-
    @-Luna-tic.exe- 7 місяців тому +4

    Air force aged my father like that. But then again, probably had something to do with him being a Nuclear weapons specialist...duties involved the obvious and anything dealing with ordinance.
    One time bomb lift hydraulics malfunctioned and continued to raise, crushing a cluster bomb canister between the lift and the plane's wing.
    Guess who had to disarm the bomblets lol.
    Long story short sorting it out involved a hospital stretcher, an empty hanger, a cordon, and telling the co to get lost to not witness the sketchy shit they was about to do to do their job lol

  • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
    @chrisbuttonshaw2088 7 місяців тому +1

    LOL love Chanel's reply. she flicked her head down

  • @Yuukichan1888
    @Yuukichan1888 7 місяців тому +1

    Nikko go pole dancing with the branches

  • @hisgross
    @hisgross Місяць тому

    @7:10 The SWO (Staff Weather Officer) is for giving you a weather brief and is imbedded from the airforce and is always confused. (Army aviation perspective) That speaker is training em all wrong.

  • @Ottoron4918
    @Ottoron4918 7 місяців тому +4

    Nice video Nikko👍

  • @Cheesypanda35
    @Cheesypanda35 7 місяців тому +3

    Join the army proceeds to say navy seals 💀💀💀

  • @SamMurphyHSV
    @SamMurphyHSV 7 місяців тому +2

    Don't join the military to get in shape. Get in shape so you can join the military and realize that even with all that progress you made getting in shape, you were still not in shape.

  • @joemama6756
    @joemama6756 7 місяців тому +2

    “Type shii type shii”

  • @insanemang9983
    @insanemang9983 6 місяців тому

    The first guys really withdrew their whole bank account just to flex their less than minimum wage income 😂

  • @lunchbox517
    @lunchbox517 7 місяців тому +1

    That bunny wanted it so bad 😂

  • @joey6139
    @joey6139 7 місяців тому +1

    Great vid dawg but I just wanna say how shocking it was to see how big Chanel got.

  • @Trippy_solutions
    @Trippy_solutions 7 місяців тому

    Imagining a world where Nikko got blowed up in war and we never got these videos is depressing to think about.

  • @The_cur1ous
    @The_cur1ous 7 місяців тому

    1:52'
    if a dog hurts a child they get put down, but if a podophile hurts a child they get to live

  • @GunBoss1776
    @GunBoss1776 7 місяців тому +1

    I wear grunt style and 2A stuff to SUPPORT the lifestyle and because im a gunsmith. Some people wear it for the wrong reason but i have NEVER claimed to be a veteran. I love my country amd and like the "tactical" lifestyle.

  • @shanemjn
    @shanemjn 7 місяців тому +3

    One military year is equivalent to 3 civvy years

  • @dirty56ace
    @dirty56ace 3 місяці тому

    It's great chey doesn't even react to your goofiness anymore 😂

  • @JayseBarnes
    @JayseBarnes 7 місяців тому

    “Ur in the af, it doesn’t work for u”lmao

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward 7 місяців тому +1

    1:42 Nikko, Nikko, it's okay... it's okay... Just hold it in my guy... You can bust after the video. 😔

  • @ironhorsemodding8995
    @ironhorsemodding8995 7 місяців тому

    So at 4:25 I could be wrong but I do recall that being the mechanic presenting the pilot the tools in the toolkit so that the pilot can visually verify they are all there and not left behind to become FOD. Small tools plus engines plus a floating runway is a recipe for disaster.

  • @joshslaughter8343
    @joshslaughter8343 7 місяців тому

    Them first boys out here flexing three months pay 🤣

  • @Demonicwolf9
    @Demonicwolf9 Місяць тому

    4:20 its called ATAF or All Tools Accounted For. Aircraft don't move it a tool is missing. It could be in the aircraft still.

  • @taggygamer5825
    @taggygamer5825 7 місяців тому

    4:27 THE LEGS
    I CAN'T XD

  • @reignbopanda3444
    @reignbopanda3444 24 дні тому

    the redcross will help you if it is a grandfather, thankfully

  • @1FLORIDA_MAN
    @1FLORIDA_MAN 7 місяців тому +1

    If I ever get told to sweep a trench ima ask for that old ass trench shotgun

  • @jaybandz7532
    @jaybandz7532 7 місяців тому

    Lmao we made it to the channel and thumbnail😂🤟🏼

  • @Thebakedbaker413
    @Thebakedbaker413 7 місяців тому

    Getting frisky with a U2 spy plane...

  • @AndyBrew04
    @AndyBrew04 2 місяці тому

    Yeah I have to lose mad weight before I can even go to MEPS. Gotta get down to 220, currently 248

  • @will6808
    @will6808 7 місяців тому

    When I’m out the army I want to smoke a blunt with you I swear 😂

  • @SWAFanPilot
    @SWAFanPilot 7 місяців тому

    4:18 Me casually disabling their APU:

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 8 днів тому

    5:05 someone went to technical-training to conceive Military-Lego-Camo

  • @jamieleighton2248
    @jamieleighton2248 7 місяців тому

    I love you videos bro and you are just the funniest creature ever keep it up 😊

  • @DCGaming4359
    @DCGaming4359 7 місяців тому +2

    I’m currently in the army at Fort Stewart Georgia and I love watching these military fails

  • @JosephStevenson-ku3ir
    @JosephStevenson-ku3ir 7 місяців тому

    1:16 "destroy the child"

  • @Xarmyforlife
    @Xarmyforlife 7 місяців тому

    Shotgun for close, grease for the near, and m14 for anything further. 😂❤ 7:10

  • @garlord43
    @garlord43 7 місяців тому

    Had same inspirational talks at job corps monthly almost. Defiantly weren’t moral boosters but did have some fun and have some crazy ragers

  • @michaelbarnesjr7318
    @michaelbarnesjr7318 7 місяців тому

    Longer vids please 😁

  • @thecartsman
    @thecartsman 6 місяців тому

    Binge watching the 🐐 because the kid won’t sleep💚💚💚😊

  • @TributesCarlson-im4be
    @TributesCarlson-im4be 7 місяців тому +1

    Military always be being crazy always a good day when Niko posts. 😂

  • @LuckyBear1022
    @LuckyBear1022 7 місяців тому

    "you guys are murders" No this is the crusty crab

  • @kotybenedict2640
    @kotybenedict2640 7 місяців тому

    Dude gonna be a Navy Seal in the Space Force

  • @greenleafbright
    @greenleafbright 5 місяців тому

    Heard Nikko can’t find a giiiirrrrllll that can hannnnngggg dammmmmmmmmmmnzzz 😊❤😅 looks like you triiiiipppinnnggg ❤❤❤❤

  • @sprucelover
    @sprucelover 7 місяців тому +1

    Can't wait for part 361 to drop 🔥🔥

  • @Mrskullvr
    @Mrskullvr 7 місяців тому

    Bro yo videos touch me where my uncle couldn’t dream

  • @seldoon_nemar
    @seldoon_nemar 7 місяців тому

    0:50 Dude, do you even realize those are U2 spyplanes? That's intel special forces dawg

  • @rorydean11
    @rorydean11 7 місяців тому

    i wear grunt style stuff because its comfy for me also i love the graphics on the back

  • @yinakiyama
    @yinakiyama 7 місяців тому +5

    1:05 That's gotta be fake, right? There's no way that's real.

    • @wingzero7X
      @wingzero7X 7 місяців тому +1

      Considering how many videos there are like this? Probably real

  • @oVRazberryVo
    @oVRazberryVo 7 місяців тому

    My buddy showed his drill sergeant how to make a works bomb during basic 😂😂
    Iykyk 🤣

  • @SheLuvzzT
    @SheLuvzzT 7 місяців тому

    Sometimes u just gotta let em speak they mind fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤬😤 1:20

  • @SheLuvzzT
    @SheLuvzzT 7 місяців тому

    Fr tho 🤣🤣I feel that 😅 1:51

  • @luxxy_funky
    @luxxy_funky 7 місяців тому

    I see papi nikko uploaded a banger vid

  • @53cards92
    @53cards92 7 місяців тому

    4:36 The laugh🤣

  • @setnal67_
    @setnal67_ 7 місяців тому

    I LOVE YOU NIKKO

  • @mystery-jh6jn
    @mystery-jh6jn 7 місяців тому +1

    0:13

  • @harryrichardson2724
    @harryrichardson2724 7 місяців тому

    0:16 when that one officer fimds the guy that did that the guy bye bye see you in 5 years

  • @Vitalsyx
    @Vitalsyx 7 місяців тому +1

    Your so special Niko

  • @John-lj5fe
    @John-lj5fe 7 місяців тому

    Just got here. Never caught his vids this early but here we are.

  • @jameswolf5620
    @jameswolf5620 7 місяців тому

    ayy niko, you convinced me to join the army

  • @Dack21100
    @Dack21100 7 місяців тому

    man red cross dont work half the time. when my papa passed they red crossed me and i still couldnt go to his funeral.

  • @Ace-Fenrir
    @Ace-Fenrir 7 місяців тому

    2:48 This era is repeating itself.

  • @hrtswrm1
    @hrtswrm1 7 місяців тому

    I discovered Nikko last month. I'm hooked on all your videos. Incredibly charasmatic and entertaining. No homo he makes me question my sexuality 😊

  • @thunder9236
    @thunder9236 3 місяці тому

    Lol I feel personally attacked. I love the grunt style shirts, but no one would dare question if my fat ass joined.

  • @MonTu-k6q
    @MonTu-k6q 7 місяців тому

    Love Chanel. She thought you were about to throw her the ball or something she came running

  • @amberoseschiphorst2963
    @amberoseschiphorst2963 7 місяців тому

    Can you do a video on ptsd and the effects after you come back from your deployment?

  • @Dingdongbingbong10
    @Dingdongbingbong10 7 місяців тому

    Yo bro i love your vids

  • @kingstonbutler9389
    @kingstonbutler9389 7 місяців тому

    Nikko, please watch cop body cams again but specifically the crooked cop ones. I would love to see your reaction to those things

  • @SGAirsoftOfficial
    @SGAirsoftOfficial 7 місяців тому

    I was watching the carrier pre flight check thing in school today 😂

  • @Kazen169
    @Kazen169 7 місяців тому

    Trench warfare! LETS FUCKING GO!!!

  • @HERE_FOR_THE_EMO-ONES
    @HERE_FOR_THE_EMO-ONES 7 місяців тому

    Nah ima cry- the beginning 😭

  • @LoganSearles
    @LoganSearles 7 місяців тому +1

    Yo! Pilots have squires!

    • @Mel-ro3rk
      @Mel-ro3rk 7 місяців тому

      That part had me laughing.
      Yes, my liege.
      "They are ready, Squire." 😆

  • @DGonz0-
    @DGonz0- 7 місяців тому

    Nikko do a react on motivational speeches or different branches bruv

  • @justlost3707
    @justlost3707 7 місяців тому

    I thought about joining, but didn't feel like explaining to everyone why I was court martialed. Don't hate them all, some just know they have the wrong temperament for the military structure.

  • @patradcliffe8835
    @patradcliffe8835 7 місяців тому

    You should do a trench warfare training video