Military TikTok Fails... Part 21
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Military TikToks Gone Wrong...
Military Fails That Hurt...
“You guys are murderers” sir, I’m a plumber.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Sir, this is the Coast guard.
Medics be like "wtf" 😂
Sir, I’m a water purification specialist.
@@classtilton871 PJ's: 😳
Nikko’s dog is proof that he acts like this 24/7. Walked in to him doing some crackhead shit and didnt skip and beat! Just layed down and enjoyed the show 😂😂
Our instructor worded it perfectly as far as mcmap.
"It's just enough, to make you cocky enough, to get your ass kicked in a bar"
Having a pew pew precludes the need to be a kung fu master. Although it certainly doesn't stop you from thinking you're one.
Chanel really walked in and looked at Nikko like "b**** I'm just trying to lay down, what's your problem?"
Chanel is so cute! The look she gave him was perfect
" You're a murderer. " ' Sir, I put chlorine tablets in water then play on my phone for five hours. '
I love your German Shepherd
she came in all like "you good dad" decided you were doing your normal dumb shit and went to lie down.
she is very well trained may I add, mine would have been howling along with me doing the dumb shit.
Its a belgian malinois
@@acollin4026 just so you know Chanel (dog name) channel is literally called "Chanel The German Shepherd"
so i just went with that as i am not great with dogs
@@acollin4026 nope she's a shepherd. She has an Instagram account.
The doggy coming into the room "WHOA!" 🫱🤛😭
The wet socks make me cry
Lol
The dude making the video about people dressing like they're veterans in the gym and then talking up a big game when they *almost* joined is 100% spot on! 😆
I get asked if I was in the military, my response? “Hell no cause I run like a horror movie victim”
For real though; horror movie victims are so slooow... And clumsy. And so am I, but I'm gonna have to fix that before I join
Pilots always do preflight checks even in the civilian world. You have to understand the plane and when things feel wrong. Going down in a plane isn’t quite the same as a car breaking down
Probably the largest butthole pucker moment you'll ever experience
I wear nine line stuff to the gym, had a guy come up to me yesterday and was like "were you military" and i said yeah, he was also wearing a nine line shirt, and he said "Yeah i was gonna join but" and i stopped him and said "cool, can i continue my workout please"
you're going 80 MPH how long does it take you to get to a place 80miles out... as long as Gunny says bro... LOL😂🤣😂🤣
One guy in my barracks nightly chant. Night yall, remember you sleep on your back, or I will.
Now ask how he woke you for fire watch
Nigga go talk to the chaplain or mental cuz tf are you saying
Go see the chaplain with this schizo shiyt
Chanel was fr about to square up! Nikko you better be ready she's gonna get you and win 100%
Air force aged my father like that. But then again, probably had something to do with him being a Nuclear weapons specialist...duties involved the obvious and anything dealing with ordinance.
One time bomb lift hydraulics malfunctioned and continued to raise, crushing a cluster bomb canister between the lift and the plane's wing.
Guess who had to disarm the bomblets lol.
Long story short sorting it out involved a hospital stretcher, an empty hanger, a cordon, and telling the co to get lost to not witness the sketchy shit they was about to do to do their job lol
Chanel was like “tf is you lookin at? im just nappin”
My morning has been horrible, spilt my coffee down my shirt, tripped over my boots as i was getting ready for work, but now i've watched this new video, MY DAY IS GREAT ! I couldnt stop laughing lmaooo!
Chanel is literally the most gorgeous GSD ive ever seen 😍
Always a great day when Nikko posts!
It sure is
80 miles in 1 hr at 80mph, it's not that we don't understand, but they expect you to finish the drive in half that so we dirty the math
So 160mph
LOL love Chanel's reply. she flicked her head down
I work in a factory that makes airplanes and basically have to inspect ever screw, on every plane, every time. Its exhausting!!!
One military year is equivalent to 3 civvy years
1:05 That's gotta be fake, right? There's no way that's real.
Considering how many videos there are like this? Probably real
3:09 I remember thinking I would go Sf. Then realized that's why too much work.
I wear grunt style and 2A stuff to SUPPORT the lifestyle and because im a gunsmith. Some people wear it for the wrong reason but i have NEVER claimed to be a veteran. I love my country amd and like the "tactical" lifestyle.
1:18 destroy the child got me
Nice video Nikko👍
Join the army proceeds to say navy seals 💀💀💀
“Type shii type shii”
1:42 Nikko, Nikko, it's okay... it's okay... Just hold it in my guy... You can bust after the video. 😔
Thanks!
The first guys really withdrew their whole bank account just to flex their less than minimum wage income 😂
The dog was looking down like my bed is what I want
"You can't give a marine soft things, they'll crush that shit."
Sounds an awful lot like "Look over there Lenny." vibes to me.
Longer vids please 😁
Great vid dawg but I just wanna say how shocking it was to see how big Chanel got.
I love you videos bro and you are just the funniest creature ever keep it up 😊
1:52'
if a dog hurts a child they get put down, but if a podophile hurts a child they get to live
7:15 i know it's a joke, but for Nikko's sake, SWO stands for "Surface Warfare Officer"
Nikko go pole dancing with the branches
Trench warfare! LETS FUCKING GO!!!
Yo bro i love your vids
I see papi nikko uploaded a banger vid
When I’m out the army I want to smoke a blunt with you I swear 😂
Bro yo videos touch me where my uncle couldn’t dream
Can't wait for part 361 to drop 🔥🔥
Btw that plane is around 68 years old
Imagining a world where Nikko got blowed up in war and we never got these videos is depressing to think about.
Them first boys out here flexing three months pay 🤣
Your so special Niko
1:16 "destroy the child"
I LOVE YOU NIKKO
Had same inspirational talks at job corps monthly almost. Defiantly weren’t moral boosters but did have some fun and have some crazy ragers
2:48 This era is repeating itself.
i wear grunt style stuff because its comfy for me also i love the graphics on the back
4:18 Me casually disabling their APU:
That bunny wanted it so bad 😂
Love Chanel. She thought you were about to throw her the ball or something she came running
"you guys are murders" No this is the crusty crab
Nikko do a react on motivational speeches or different branches bruv
My buddy showed his drill sergeant how to make a works bomb during basic 😂😂
Iykyk 🤣
Nah ima cry- the beginning 😭
4:27 THE LEGS
I CAN'T XD
So at 4:25 I could be wrong but I do recall that being the mechanic presenting the pilot the tools in the toolkit so that the pilot can visually verify they are all there and not left behind to become FOD. Small tools plus engines plus a floating runway is a recipe for disaster.
If I ever get told to sweep a trench ima ask for that old ass trench shotgun
Just got here. Never caught his vids this early but here we are.
I was watching the carrier pre flight check thing in school today 😂
“Ur in the af, it doesn’t work for u”lmao
Hey you should do a video on all officer army fail
bet he got that nasty walk by air to 1:30
Can you do a video on ptsd and the effects after you come back from your deployment?
ayy niko, you convinced me to join the army
0:50 Dude, do you even realize those are U2 spyplanes? That's intel special forces dawg
0:16 when that one officer fimds the guy that did that the guy bye bye see you in 5 years
You should do a trench warfare training video
Nikko, please watch cop body cams again but specifically the crooked cop ones. I would love to see your reaction to those things
Getting frisky with a U2 spy plane...
Shotgun for close, grease for the near, and m14 for anything further. 😂❤ 7:10
Lmao we made it to the channel and thumbnail😂🤟🏼
man red cross dont work half the time. when my papa passed they red crossed me and i still couldnt go to his funeral.
I wear a Veteran Hat, other than that nadda that resembles ACU or BDU or anything camo...
Dude gonna be a Navy Seal in the Space Force
Sometimes u just gotta let em speak they mind fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤬😤 1:20
Tell me the line to the barrack bunny was really for something else 😬 uugh ya'll got the sliv
We need another podcast episode
I’m currently in the army at Fort Stewart Georgia and I love watching these military fails
E4 us Corporals be havin fun
I discovered Nikko last month. I'm hooked on all your videos. Incredibly charasmatic and entertaining. No homo he makes me question my sexuality 😊
Fr tho 🤣🤣I feel that 😅 1:51
I just like to hear this
Gotta love the early cream team gang 😂
There was a whole movie done about some fattie in the military. I can't remember the movie's name. It had something to do with jackets, and being full, and if I'm not mistaken there was also something about metal.
4:36 The laugh🤣
I thought about joining, but didn't feel like explaining to everyone why I was court martialed. Don't hate them all, some just know they have the wrong temperament for the military structure.
I'm the guy at the gym with the army stuff. My whole family has it because my dad was infantry. Both my brother and I do have open applications open 😅😅😅
Niko I saw the comment on that instagram reel💀💀💀
I feel targeted about the grunt style 😂 I barely wear the shirt
to be honest i like nine line apparel cause i like their shirts and stuff