Nikko’s dog is proof that he acts like this 24/7. Walked in to him doing some crackhead shit and didnt skip and beat! Just layed down and enjoyed the show 😂😂
The dude making the video about people dressing like they're veterans in the gym and then talking up a big game when they *almost* joined is 100% spot on! 😆
I love your German Shepherd she came in all like "you good dad" decided you were doing your normal dumb shit and went to lie down. she is very well trained may I add, mine would have been howling along with me doing the dumb shit.
@@acollin4026 just so you know Chanel (dog name) channel is literally called "Chanel The German Shepherd" so i just went with that as i am not great with dogs
My morning has been horrible, spilt my coffee down my shirt, tripped over my boots as i was getting ready for work, but now i've watched this new video, MY DAY IS GREAT ! I couldnt stop laughing lmaooo!
I wear nine line stuff to the gym, had a guy come up to me yesterday and was like "were you military" and i said yeah, he was also wearing a nine line shirt, and he said "Yeah i was gonna join but" and i stopped him and said "cool, can i continue my workout please"
Pilots always do preflight checks even in the civilian world. You have to understand the plane and when things feel wrong. Going down in a plane isn’t quite the same as a car breaking down
Air force aged my father like that. But then again, probably had something to do with him being a Nuclear weapons specialist...duties involved the obvious and anything dealing with ordinance. One time bomb lift hydraulics malfunctioned and continued to raise, crushing a cluster bomb canister between the lift and the plane's wing. Guess who had to disarm the bomblets lol. Long story short sorting it out involved a hospital stretcher, an empty hanger, a cordon, and telling the co to get lost to not witness the sketchy shit they was about to do to do their job lol
@7:10 The SWO (Staff Weather Officer) is for giving you a weather brief and is imbedded from the airforce and is always confused. (Army aviation perspective) That speaker is training em all wrong.
Don't join the military to get in shape. Get in shape so you can join the military and realize that even with all that progress you made getting in shape, you were still not in shape.
I wear grunt style and 2A stuff to SUPPORT the lifestyle and because im a gunsmith. Some people wear it for the wrong reason but i have NEVER claimed to be a veteran. I love my country amd and like the "tactical" lifestyle.
So at 4:25 I could be wrong but I do recall that being the mechanic presenting the pilot the tools in the toolkit so that the pilot can visually verify they are all there and not left behind to become FOD. Small tools plus engines plus a floating runway is a recipe for disaster.
I thought about joining, but didn't feel like explaining to everyone why I was court martialed. Don't hate them all, some just know they have the wrong temperament for the military structure.
Nikko’s dog is proof that he acts like this 24/7. Walked in to him doing some crackhead shit and didnt skip and beat! Just layed down and enjoyed the show 😂😂
“You guys are murderers” sir, I’m a plumber.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Sir, this is the Coast guard.
Medics be like "wtf" 😂
Sir, I’m a water purification specialist.
@@classmst89 PJ's: 😳
Our instructor worded it perfectly as far as mcmap.
"It's just enough, to make you cocky enough, to get your ass kicked in a bar"
Having a pew pew precludes the need to be a kung fu master. Although it certainly doesn't stop you from thinking you're one.
" You're a murderer. " ' Sir, I put chlorine tablets in water then play on my phone for five hours. '
Chanel really walked in and looked at Nikko like "b**** I'm just trying to lay down, what's your problem?"
Chanel is so cute! The look she gave him was perfect
The doggy coming into the room "WHOA!" 🫱🤛😭
I get asked if I was in the military, my response? “Hell no cause I run like a horror movie victim”
The dude making the video about people dressing like they're veterans in the gym and then talking up a big game when they *almost* joined is 100% spot on! 😆
I love your German Shepherd
she came in all like "you good dad" decided you were doing your normal dumb shit and went to lie down.
she is very well trained may I add, mine would have been howling along with me doing the dumb shit.
Its a belgian malinois
@@acollin4026 just so you know Chanel (dog name) channel is literally called "Chanel The German Shepherd"
so i just went with that as i am not great with dogs
@@acollin4026 nope she's a shepherd. She has an Instagram account.
"You can't give a marine soft things, they'll crush that shit."
Sounds an awful lot like "Look over there Lenny." vibes to me.
One guy in my barracks nightly chant. Night yall, remember you sleep on your back, or I will.
Now ask how he woke you for fire watch
Nigga go talk to the chaplain or mental cuz tf are you saying
Go see the chaplain with this schizo shiyt
My morning has been horrible, spilt my coffee down my shirt, tripped over my boots as i was getting ready for work, but now i've watched this new video, MY DAY IS GREAT ! I couldnt stop laughing lmaooo!
The wet socks make me cry
Lol
Thanks!
you're going 80 MPH how long does it take you to get to a place 80miles out... as long as Gunny says bro... LOL😂🤣😂🤣
I wear nine line stuff to the gym, had a guy come up to me yesterday and was like "were you military" and i said yeah, he was also wearing a nine line shirt, and he said "Yeah i was gonna join but" and i stopped him and said "cool, can i continue my workout please"
Chanel was fr about to square up! Nikko you better be ready she's gonna get you and win 100%
1:18 destroy the child got me
Pilots always do preflight checks even in the civilian world. You have to understand the plane and when things feel wrong. Going down in a plane isn’t quite the same as a car breaking down
Probably the largest butthole pucker moment you'll ever experience
NIKO,
ON JULY 16 24 YOU PLAYED ON TWIWICH AND YOU WERE PLAYING WITH MY BROTHER!!
We were so excited!
I work in a factory that makes airplanes and basically have to inspect ever screw, on every plane, every time. Its exhausting!!!
Always a great day when Nikko posts!
It sure is
Chanel is literally the most gorgeous GSD ive ever seen 😍
7:15 i know it's a joke, but for Nikko's sake, SWO stands for "Surface Warfare Officer"
The dog was looking down like my bed is what I want
3:09 I remember thinking I would go Sf. Then realized that's why too much work.
Chanel was like “tf is you lookin at? im just nappin”
80 miles in 1 hr at 80mph, it's not that we don't understand, but they expect you to finish the drive in half that so we dirty the math
So 160mph
Air force aged my father like that. But then again, probably had something to do with him being a Nuclear weapons specialist...duties involved the obvious and anything dealing with ordinance.
One time bomb lift hydraulics malfunctioned and continued to raise, crushing a cluster bomb canister between the lift and the plane's wing.
Guess who had to disarm the bomblets lol.
Long story short sorting it out involved a hospital stretcher, an empty hanger, a cordon, and telling the co to get lost to not witness the sketchy shit they was about to do to do their job lol
LOL love Chanel's reply. she flicked her head down
Nikko go pole dancing with the branches
@7:10 The SWO (Staff Weather Officer) is for giving you a weather brief and is imbedded from the airforce and is always confused. (Army aviation perspective) That speaker is training em all wrong.
Nice video Nikko👍
Join the army proceeds to say navy seals 💀💀💀
Don't join the military to get in shape. Get in shape so you can join the military and realize that even with all that progress you made getting in shape, you were still not in shape.
“Type shii type shii”
The first guys really withdrew their whole bank account just to flex their less than minimum wage income 😂
That bunny wanted it so bad 😂
Great vid dawg but I just wanna say how shocking it was to see how big Chanel got.
Imagining a world where Nikko got blowed up in war and we never got these videos is depressing to think about.
1:52'
if a dog hurts a child they get put down, but if a podophile hurts a child they get to live
I wear grunt style and 2A stuff to SUPPORT the lifestyle and because im a gunsmith. Some people wear it for the wrong reason but i have NEVER claimed to be a veteran. I love my country amd and like the "tactical" lifestyle.
One military year is equivalent to 3 civvy years
It's great chey doesn't even react to your goofiness anymore 😂
“Ur in the af, it doesn’t work for u”lmao
1:42 Nikko, Nikko, it's okay... it's okay... Just hold it in my guy... You can bust after the video. 😔
So at 4:25 I could be wrong but I do recall that being the mechanic presenting the pilot the tools in the toolkit so that the pilot can visually verify they are all there and not left behind to become FOD. Small tools plus engines plus a floating runway is a recipe for disaster.
Them first boys out here flexing three months pay 🤣
4:20 its called ATAF or All Tools Accounted For. Aircraft don't move it a tool is missing. It could be in the aircraft still.
4:27 THE LEGS
I CAN'T XD
the redcross will help you if it is a grandfather, thankfully
If I ever get told to sweep a trench ima ask for that old ass trench shotgun
Lmao we made it to the channel and thumbnail😂🤟🏼
Getting frisky with a U2 spy plane...
Yeah I have to lose mad weight before I can even go to MEPS. Gotta get down to 220, currently 248
When I’m out the army I want to smoke a blunt with you I swear 😂
4:18 Me casually disabling their APU:
5:05 someone went to technical-training to conceive Military-Lego-Camo
I love you videos bro and you are just the funniest creature ever keep it up 😊
I’m currently in the army at Fort Stewart Georgia and I love watching these military fails
1:16 "destroy the child"
Shotgun for close, grease for the near, and m14 for anything further. 😂❤ 7:10
Had same inspirational talks at job corps monthly almost. Defiantly weren’t moral boosters but did have some fun and have some crazy ragers
Longer vids please 😁
Binge watching the 🐐 because the kid won’t sleep💚💚💚😊
Military always be being crazy always a good day when Niko posts. 😂
"you guys are murders" No this is the crusty crab
Dude gonna be a Navy Seal in the Space Force
Heard Nikko can’t find a giiiirrrrllll that can hannnnngggg dammmmmmmmmmmnzzz 😊❤😅 looks like you triiiiipppinnnggg ❤❤❤❤
Can't wait for part 361 to drop 🔥🔥
Bro yo videos touch me where my uncle couldn’t dream
0:50 Dude, do you even realize those are U2 spyplanes? That's intel special forces dawg
i wear grunt style stuff because its comfy for me also i love the graphics on the back
1:05 That's gotta be fake, right? There's no way that's real.
Considering how many videos there are like this? Probably real
My buddy showed his drill sergeant how to make a works bomb during basic 😂😂
Iykyk 🤣
Sometimes u just gotta let em speak they mind fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤬😤 1:20
Fr tho 🤣🤣I feel that 😅 1:51
I see papi nikko uploaded a banger vid
4:36 The laugh🤣
I LOVE YOU NIKKO
❤ 0:13
0:16 when that one officer fimds the guy that did that the guy bye bye see you in 5 years
Your so special Niko
Just got here. Never caught his vids this early but here we are.
ayy niko, you convinced me to join the army
man red cross dont work half the time. when my papa passed they red crossed me and i still couldnt go to his funeral.
2:48 This era is repeating itself.
I discovered Nikko last month. I'm hooked on all your videos. Incredibly charasmatic and entertaining. No homo he makes me question my sexuality 😊
Lol I feel personally attacked. I love the grunt style shirts, but no one would dare question if my fat ass joined.
Love Chanel. She thought you were about to throw her the ball or something she came running
Can you do a video on ptsd and the effects after you come back from your deployment?
Yo bro i love your vids
Nikko, please watch cop body cams again but specifically the crooked cop ones. I would love to see your reaction to those things
I was watching the carrier pre flight check thing in school today 😂
Trench warfare! LETS FUCKING GO!!!
Nah ima cry- the beginning 😭
Yo! Pilots have squires!
That part had me laughing.
Yes, my liege.
"They are ready, Squire." 😆
Nikko do a react on motivational speeches or different branches bruv
I thought about joining, but didn't feel like explaining to everyone why I was court martialed. Don't hate them all, some just know they have the wrong temperament for the military structure.
You should do a trench warfare training video